there's aus where u try to recreate the "effect" of a character's personality and behavior through an alternative "cause", and then there's this shit where i Just think umm well personally wolfwood being down to kill for vash is hot and it's a bummer vash doesn't think so too, but what if an au where he does ?
it's not a true "villain" vash au, basically it goes that vash decided to stick it out with knives in the hopes he could mitigate the damage knives planned to do to mankind, and it's worked for the most part-- at the expense of vash taking on much of knives' ire himself. this vash is even more isolated than in canon, unable to meet the standard knives enforces for what a god is supposed to look like, and constantly concerned with appeasing knives: dressing and styling his hair in a way that doesn't annoy him, talking very little, always offering compromises that put himself at a disadvantage
it's a wholly bad deal, up until the eye (yeah i'm blending stuff from other triguns in even tho it's a 98 au lol) offer vash their latest up-and-coming disciple to protect and serve him directly, though the "protecting" thing ends up being extremely mutual. wolfwood is the first bright spot in vash's life in a hundred years, and he's not going to allow anybody to take that away
You have greek, roman, norse and egyptian thingys just running around and getting tangled up more and more, so I imagine them just having a big group chat between all the main guys to figure stuff out.
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Percy: *picture* I just saw this guy while waiting in line at starbucks, what is it and can anyone else deal with it I'm running late for school
Magnus: Yeah that would be a [Name]
Samirah: I'm in the Area gimme a sec
Sadie: We just found this thing, it's not ours but probably deadly, please come pick it up
Thalia: I'm sending over some huntresses, that stuff needs capable hands
Alex: @ Annabeth something is wrong with the stuff you left at Chase Space and the thing swirling around it is yelling in greek so that is not my problem, come take care of it
Annabeth: I'm in class. In San Francisco. I can't come to Boston, deal with it yourself.
Alex: Nope, I dealt with that dwarf in your dads garden last week its your turn
Nico: If you stop spamming my phone I'll take a look
Hazel: A few of my people are being held hostage by something covered in hieroglyphs, we'd like assistance please
Carter: Ah yeah thats been happening lately, we'll send someone over
exactly two centimeters shorter than vash and is eternally pissed off about it
likes birds, would enjoy bird-watching if he had the opportunity to
has OCD and really bad intrusive thoughts
gay and demisexual but doesn’t fully understand/care about what that means
NO rizz no swag no pull. extremely inexperienced in the romance and sex department
his go-to stims are Leg Bounce and Chew
a morning person against his will
loves to TELL puns but if anyone else says a pun he’ll beat them to death
actually the only other person who can tell puns is milly. everyone else is getting the boot
good cook
prone to jealousy even if he knows it’s irrational
his main love language is quality time—really enjoys just sitting quietly with people he cares about
he also likes giving/receiving physical touch but only with people he’s really really close to
has no idea when his birthday is
the best thing he ever heard was a 300+ year old ABBA song drifting faintly through a rundown bar on the outskirts of december. no one ever had a good answer for “y'know the name of the tune that goes like “lay olive on me”? somethin’ about olives?”