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This is the money Marge. Reblog for good fortune

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The mere suggestion that Percy and Annabeth’s first baby is anything other than a little girl is so utterly baffling that my brain cant really process it

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I might just be extremely in my thirties now but I simply cannot take any sort of fandom discourse anymore. I barely could before but I am at maximum capacity. just... just watch the thing and enjoy it or whatever, be nice to each other, isn't life hard enough

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katniss and primrose everdeen 🤝 thalia and jason grace

badass archer older sister with a dead blonde younger sibling

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it’s funny bc when u start the lost hero u think, “who tf is jason????” and then u start reading, and u learn even jason is wondering who tf jason is like 😭😭😭😭

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Luke being given a quest at 17, feeling like there's no glory in it because it's a quest someone's already succeeded before, but then failing that very quest he considered to be beneath him, getting a permanent scar, "ruining it" for the rest of the campers because now no one else can go on quests and earn glory in the eyes of the gods, so he turns to Kronos, and years later here comes a possible candidate for the great prophecy, 12 years old, gets the first quest the camp has done since Luke's fucked it up, and Luke is actively ensuring this quest is an impossible quest!! he's literally rigged it so Percy's gonna fail (the shoes, the bolt appearing in his bag) and then this kid somehow succeeds still??? and not only that, Percy got the unique quest Luke wanted in the first place and achieved feats no one else had and earned glory in the eyes of his father, all because Luke created the circumstances for that to happen??

oh my god yeah I don't think I'd ever recover from that either

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grover: so… i’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with annabeth recently

percy: no, grover, it's not what it looks like, i swear

grover: oh really? so no reason for me to be jealous?

percy: no! you’re the only one for me

grover: is that so?

percy: i promise! annabeth and i are just dating, okay?

grover: so there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

percy: you are still my one and only best friend! she’s just the love of my life, that’s it!

grover: but i’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

percy: of course bro!

grover: bro…

annabeth: what the-

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Sukuna vs Yuji gonna be like

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Explaining my never ending pool of sympathy for azula voice like no you don’t understand . She’s like if one of the cloth mother wire mother monkeys picked the food from wire mother not because she was hungry for food, but because she was starved for love that cloth mother wasn’t capable of giving despite being so soft. She’s like if that monkey feed from wire mother so long the pokey metal frame becomes a comfort. She’s like if that monkey looked down on the other monkeys for seeking comfort from cloth mother, because she’s so strong and mature for preferring the hard metal body of wire mother. She’s like if one of the cloth mother wire mother monkeys was gaslighting itself.

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Current mood

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Real question. How is May Castellan alive. Like. How. Who’s taking care of her. There’s no way she’s living off burnt cookies and kool-aid for like 10 years. Like does she have a nurse or something? Also like… how did Luke get raised. Like. Was he allowed in public school?

Like was she just always 24/7 insane or did she have moments of complete clarity. Also like can we get an update on her 😭

#may castellan #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #luke castellan #no but like is she okay

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I love the headcannon that Izumi looked identical to Azula in her teen years

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I know Rick said the story exists whenever you are introduced to it, but the WASTED opportunity of having the show take place IN the 2000s 😭😭

theyre all teenagers of the late 2000s though because think. percy listened to green day. thalia was punk. piper probably layered long tank tops. nico played roleplay card games. they WERE 2000S KIDS AND TEENS

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theyre all teenagers of the late 2000s though because think. percy listened to green day. thalia was punk. piper probably layered long tank tops. nico played roleplay card games. they WERE 2000S KIDS AND TEENS

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I’m sorry but in modern AU Azula is a Mitski fan and you cannot change my mind on that

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percy: wasn't icarly that guy that girlbossed too close to the sun because he was down bad for apollo?

annabeth: ICARUS?