#i know he’s watched star trek

[harbingerofsoup]

the only two people in my family that are into nerdy media are me and my uncle which means that while we watch the same things we fundamentally disagree on every possible point

#he LIKED the supernatural finale #i thought the middle age white guy part of the spn fanbase was a myth #i know he’s watched star trek #but i havent seen him in a few years #but i dream of looking him dead in the eye and telling him one of my favorite things about ds9 is garashir #i wanna watch his head explode

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Thinking about how in the Star Trek whale movie, when they travel back in time, Scotty tries to speak into a computer mouse and a guy has to tell him "no see we got a mouse and a keyboard!" and back then this was "haha in the future all of our really modern stuff is gonna be old-fashioned and outdated!" and today it's. Scotty is an ipad baby.

#difference is he does end up knowing how to use the keyboard #star trek #fandom #i hope I remember that correctly it's been like 15 years since I last saw that movie #but I watched it a lot

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails #i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade #FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!! #did you have a lot of snow on christmas! #we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c: #do you have any plans for the new year? #i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun #this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇｀)ﾉ #I would also love to learn how to make a handstand #imagine if you could just make yourself upside down #but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either #but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ ) #maybe I'll finally finish that website! #new years are good and fun #it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :) #who knows what this year will bring! #I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car #I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact #I wonder how he is doing today #since that moment I think about pheasants a lot #I knew they were real but I had never seen one #just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling #right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet #get dry soon pheasants!! #I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either #I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts #also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅ #I've finished it and its really really bad #but I love it

[vaguely-concerned]

Concept: After the one two punch of Tain’s death scene and the official augment reveal, Garak and Julian Do Not talk about it directly for a long long time, but Julian does pointedly assign Frankenstein for their homoerotic book club lunch after Dr. Bashir I Presume. Garak is…Untroubled. 

(“Monstrous fathers create monstrous sons all the time without ever resorting to anything so dramatic or crude as lightning rods and graverobbing, my dear Doctor. Why, in some families it’s practically a tradition. A family trade, honed to perfection over the span of generations.”

“Yeah?” 

“Could anything but such an iterative process explain the existence of Skrain Dukat, do you think?”

“Hah! You know what, you may have a point.”) 

It’s about. The mutual ‘We may both have been made into different kinds of monsters at the hands of our fathers and yeah I guess that kind of sucks. But at least at the end of the day neither of us is Gul Dukat’ emotional security of it all

#garashir #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #julian bashir #elim garak #gul dukat #I know I made a post with a very similar joke recently but frankly I am suffering the mortifying ordeal of having to watch dukat speak #I must channel my burning hatred into dunking on him or else go mad #his one redeeming feature as a character IS that it's hilarious every time he shows up I suppose lol

[bj-cuntycunt]

New Star Trek headcanon: Chekov thinks McCoy is from Georgia (country) and not Georgia (USA) and keeps calling him "neighbor" because Russia's next to Georgia. McCoy is very confused.

#chekov thinks his accent is from watching movies or something #uhura knows about the misunderstanding but doesn't do anything because it's funny #star trek #star trek tos #pavel chekov #leonard mccoy #bones mccoy #leonard bones mccoy #i always hate writing tags for mccoy like why does he have so many names and which ones do i use #star trek shitposting

[greengoddesssmoothie]

Mudd’s Women is funny for a number of reasons, the least of which is not how Spock is consistently giving “gay amusement and bemusement over my co-workers’ heterosexual antics.”

#and his knowing fucking little smirk when he announces their arrival to Kirk and he gets to watch his reaction #he’s like ‘my bi bf is going to be so tongue tied. I don’t get it but I’m not above teasing him.’ #Star Trek #Star Trek tos #tos

[bumblingbabooshka]

TNG episode where the ship is taking a bunch of different doctors and scientists to an important medical conference and Worf ends up developing a crush on one of the Vulcan doctors and they get along really well. They both seem lonely and their interactions are sweet. At the same time Worf is trying to beat an unknown opponent at a subspace strategy game which is circulating amongst all the security teams Starfleet-wide (Worf is very good at the game and so is equal parts frustrated and thrilled by this opponent's skill) and during one of their conversations/outings the Vulcan doctor points out a flaw in Worf's opponent's game which he never would have noticed on his own. This doesn't allow him to win necessarily but it does keep them from constantly stalemating one another. The end of the episode has Worf nearly confess to the doctor as they finally reach the conference, but it turns out her husband is waiting for her. Her husband is Tuvok and he was ALSO the opponent which Worf was fighting tooth and nail (on two different fronts?). Tuvok and Worf are both shocked by this and suspicious of one another. Was Worf seducing his wife as a tactic? Was Tuvok using his wife to lower Worf's guard? Doctor T'Pel seems amused, undercutting the tension. Gentlemen, it's only a game. (Both men remember it is indeed only a game and appear sheepish) She wishes Worf well and then gets on the transport, informing the room that her stay on the Enterprise was indeed quite enjoyable. Tuvok & Worf agree to continue playing that game until there is a decisive winner.

#fake star trek...TNG episode!??!? dun dun DUUUN #you're a fool if you didn't think I'd insert Tuvok into any star trek show I watch. By whatever means necessary. #I have NOT watched MUCH TNG so this may not be entirely in character for Worf and if that's the case I'm soooorrry #I got excited bc I like him sorry as if that's a crime is it a crime to LOVE???? #Tuvok #T'Pel #Worf #this whole thing is a B plot of course the main plot is something like one of the doctors has an assassination target on their heads #and it could be aaaaany one of them so Worf HAS to be T'Pel's bodyguard its sooo important #T'Pel says she feels safe with him (statement of fact and confidence in his abilities) and he nearly falls over #Worf: I cannot seem to find a way to gain the upper hand with this opponent >/ #T'Pel: -looks over and immediately knows who this is- Hm....if I may offer some advice?

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

YOU ARE SO WRONG YOU STUPID TWINK. GET FORESHADOWED IDIOT.

#thousands of fanfiction authors and also Mr. Robinson and Mr. Siddig: Oh Yes You Are Too Going To Cardassia ^_^ #to be fair this is from back in s4 from uhhh that episode where Kira brings Ziyal back to DS9 that I just watched and already forg--OH WAIT #RETURN TO GRACE that's it #garashir #Starky's Original Posts #tbh I also love postcanon fics where Julian doesn't go to Cardassia and he and Garak end up somewhere else though I know it's not #nearly as popular #I think it actually makes perfect sense for Julian to end up on Cardassia entirely independent of his relationship with Garak #I just like also exploring an ending where Garak doesn't get to (or; gasp; even maybe CHOOSES not to) go back to Cardassia #cause I feel like there's a variety of reasons that would/could happen! #does anybody else have a fondness for some nonstandard garashir endgame settings #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #god Starfleet Spouse Garak is so funny to me. and bittersweet and fascinating and triumphant in a way!!! but mostly so so so funny.

[quarks-pussy]

Dilf Worf fucking people up. The fucking "not just another electronic system/biological organism" lines. Durango. Cat dad Data. Brent Spiner in 25 different little outfits. Riker's slutty shirt. Durango. Brent Spiner in a dress! Worf dad #wholesome times.

Fistful of Datas truly out there giving the gays everything we want.

#i said i was gonna watch it... well i have!! #also i love alexander?? i've not watched linearly so this was my first time meeting him he's so adorable #a fistful of datas #star trek the next generation #brent spiner #DURANGO #dilf worf #daforge #etc etc i'm not tagging all that #tng #like i know it's still somewhat standard fare for star trek #but i think deja q has some serious competition as my favourite episode lmao #original posts fresh from quark's pussy

[doyouknowthisdisabledcharacter]

Do You Know This Disabled Character?

Riva is Deaf.

#poll #polls #disability #disabled characters #id in alt text #riva #star trek #star trek the next generation #so fun fact i don’t recognize him by name #so i was like a riva from Star Trek who is deaf #why have I never heard of him #(for context both of the mods are HoH and like star trek) #so i go pull up his image #and what do you know i do know him #cause he was in one of the few episodes of next gen that I’ve watched #and watching that episode was a complete accident #Also the actor who played him is also deaf and advocated for a better ending for his character

[aerialworms-art]

O Captain, my Captain!

Happy -209th birthday to my favourite Jimbo <3

Please click for quality!

(ID under cut)

[ID: A bust portrait of Captain James T. Kirk from Star Trek: The Original Series. He is wearing his green v-neck off duty shirt and is tilting his head slightly to the left and up, smiling. He is haloed by a dark blue and purple swathe of space, dotted with stars.

The piece has been made to look like an old comic. The background looks like aged paper and the colours are rendered with tiny dots. The yellow and cyan layers of colour have been moved slightly so they don't match up with the lineart exactly.

The artist has signed it "aerialworms". /End ID]

#star trek #star trek the original series #james t kirk #star trek fanart #jim kirk #Gorgeous little man!!! #I rewatched the first 15 minutes of WoK for his birthday because I love pain #(I also watched WoK on Monday. because I love pain) #(and then immediately rewatched the last 20 minutes. because-- you get it) #He has such a lovely smile I got sucked into searching for ref photos for an hour #and rewatched A Piece of the Action looking for a good one #(maybe redraw coming soon?? who knows) #I have too moods: ANGST CENTRAL or teehee silly time :3

[beam-meup-scotty]

imagine not liking tom paris he’s so ride or die that he was like i’m fully risking my life for this dude i just met yesterday and interacted with maybe for a total of like ten minutes . in the first episode

#yes i know there’s a time gap when they first meet and then he goes to get harry like three days later but they were asleep for said three #days so #yeah i’m starting voyager from the beginning bc i would watch it sporadically on cable #when i was younger #and i really liked it so #but i forgot that tom was like this . he’s genuinely so funny #star trek voyager #st voyager #star trek #tom paris #harry kim #voyager

[steakout-05]

i forgor it was autism day yesterday so i'd like to wish a very happy autism month and late autism day to data from star trek specifically :)

#star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #star trek next gen #data soong #data #commander data #data tng #autism #autism acceptance day #autism acceptance month #actually autistic #autistic #data's so autism it has to be canon #like #he doesn't get social cues or humour #he mirrors the actions of his human friends (especially geordi) #he has a flat effect #he has a special interest (sherlock holmes) #he can't process his emotions in a ''human'' way and doesn't quite get facial expressions #and even when he does get the emotion chip installed he still exhibits literally every other autism trait #that's what i love about data post generations. the emotion chip didn't suddenly make him human- #-or neurotypical. he's still good ol' autistic data he just knows how to laugh and cry now :) #that what i was afraid of when i first watched the movie because i thought they'd just do a whole 180 with his character- #-as soon as geordi installed the chip but luckily they did not and i'm very happy about it #anyway shoutout to data!! i love him very much <3

[mamawasatesttube]

<- experiencing shrimp emotions (listening to the return of the king ost: battle of the pelennor fields)

#rimi talks #the violin solo does things to me man... #you ever think abt that one throwaway line in yj98 that confirms kon's into lotr #they did that for me specifically. #i know in my heart that while he's primarily in wendy fandom... #kon has definitely written star wars. star trek. and silmarillion fanfic #he's one of those guys making scifi aus about the silm. girdle of melian as a cloaking device. thangorodrim black hole something something. #god fuck i want to watch/read lotr again. and the silm. and home. aakjshguarhgh #wheres my copy of the lays of beleriand i NEED to reread... #<- i experience this literally every time i listen to the lotr ost #lord the horn section before the violin solo. WAILS into my hands

[icarusdiesatdawn]

Data is my bff my bestest buddy my unproblematic fave my sweet babyboy my number one protect at all costs android I will die for you should you require (watched star trek for the first time)

#he just wants to be a real boy!!!!!!!!! hes learnibg!!!! #data #star trek #btw I know next to nothing about this franchise but have decided I want to learn #watched a movie and a random episode with my dad

[glimblshanks]

The thing about TNG is that the space aliens and moral quandaries are always like, the least insane part of the episode

#star trek tng #star trek #tng #watching Loud As A Whisper right now #because I wanted to know more about sign language in the Star Trek universe #and anyways I'm only 15 minutes in and I have notes #1) Picard saying 'cluck cluck cluck' to Riker was so ??? #broski who talks that way #2) your mission is to pick up and shuttle an incredibly important diplomat #and you're telling me the mission briefing didn't include the fact that he was deaf??? #3) I absolutely don't believe that Riva is some exceptionally talented peace negotiator #because every interaction he has with another person makes me want to punch him in the face #4) His initial interaction with Geordie is like... some abled persons weird fantasy of how disabled people interact with each other #You're telling me this guy is deaf. has deaf parents. and still reacts to other peoples disabilities like they're brand new? #5) The Universal Translator Isn't Universal If It Doesn't Translate Sign Languages #6) Why does Picard act like he's never met a deaf person before??? Do they not have deaf humans in the future?? #anyways I understand that this was probably a pretty progressive episode for it's time #but it ages weird #like the world building seems very poorly thought through