#i know fuck all about this fandom but i love one [1] grandpa

[nerdynanny]

i feel attacked by we/lt from h/onkai cuz HOLY FUCK DID THEY STEAL MY LOOK FOR A DAD?

AND HE'S AUTISTIC CODED?

he has my irl resting bitch face too.

my partner is a hsr fan and told me he had my vibe but when i found an avi of him i went WAIT A MINUTE GLASSES? BROWN HAIR? FUCKIN NERD? OLD?

THAT'S MY BRAND.

#;;ooc #this is absolutely satire but omg can i just use icons of him for RP now? #JUST MADE MY LIFE WAY EASIER THANKS HON.KAI #literally this is so me my friends have asked when i'm gonna cosplay him cuz I JUST NEED THE OUTFIT. I HAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. IT'S JUST ME. #deadass shook my brand has shown up in a game like it's so weird to see a guy without anime colored hair #i know fuck all about this fandom but i love one [1] grandpa #i too am also just the physical manifestation of a concept-- i am the gay agender

[hils79]

Hils Watches Conjuring Curse - Part 1

IT'S BABY TRIANGLE MOVIE DAY! Sorry to Mysterious Lotus Casebook but my tomb boys come first. I'll be back to you later.

Disclaimer: I adore DMBJ. It's been my main fandom for the past 3 years. But there's no denying it's utter nonsense so proceed in the knowledge that I will most likely be (fondly) roasting the shit out of this

I have no idea how many parts this liveblog is going to be. The movie is nearly 2 hours long, and those who have been around for a while will know that I am very Not Normal about these idiot boys.

Okay, I'm going in!

Okay, so we're starting with a flasback to grandpa Wu. Interesting.

Ah, shit, I forgot about the creepy dolls from the trailer and the poster. Thankfully it's lunchtime here so it's not dark. Yes, I am a wuss even when it comes to stupid tomb shows

NOPE NOPE NOPE

I hope we cut to the Iron Triangle soon or this liveblog is just going to be me screaming about scary dolls

DUDE THAT WAS NASTY! I'm not sharing a screenshot because you didn't really see much but random dude just died horribly

XIAOGE!! Just the back of his head and I'm already having feelings

PANGZI MY BELOVED! He's wearing the necklace! I'm fine! Absolutely normal. Is that a translation of what it says on his shirt or they just telling us what his job is?

In this house we speak to Pangzi with some fucking respect!

THERE HE IS! He just saved Pangzi's life when a trap activated so I am awash with pingpang feels already.

Sigh. I suppose subbing Xiaoge as Qiling is better than subbing it as Kylin

Of course he's keeping count. God.

SOBBING IN PINGPANG

Of course someone has mailed Wu Xie a cursed doll. That's the plot of so many DMBJ fics

Retirement?? You look like you should still be at university studying architecture

Xiaoge napping in the back while Wu Xie and Pangzi discuss the plot while driving. Yep, this is definitely DMBJ

I'm assuming this is supposed to be set some time between Sha Hai and Reboot, but he has big Ultimate Note Pangzi vibes

Okay, I love them. All Pangzi does is say 'can you smell gas' and Wu Xie immediately knows what he's doing and goes along with the fake gas leak so they have an excuse to break into the house

It's so true (affectionate)

Aww yay he's doing the hand thing

They said the title of the thing in the thing!

Look at Xiaoge standing on the roof of the van while it drives along like a total badass

Now I see why Xiaoge is on the roof. Not just so he can act as lookout, but because everyone else is inside being Loud. He really is introvert goals.

Aww Wu Xie tossed him some water. Gotta keep hydrated.

No one can murder us while Xiaoge is here. It's fine.

Of course the shady gang of bandits know Wu Xie

Yeah, you've heard of me. But have you heard of my (other) boyfriend who will most definitely fuck you all up if you try to kill me

Yep, definitely need to inform the authorities about this definitely not illegal tomb raid we're about to embark on

Not sure how I feel about Wu Xie threatening to use Xiaoge as a weapon. Not that I think he'd actually ask Xiaoge to kill people for him but something about this just doesn't feel right.

God, I'm only 20 mins into the movie and I've hit the image limit. This is going to be a long one, fam.

Part 2

#hils watches #hils watches conjuring curse #hils watches dmbj #hils watches movies #conjuring curse #dmbj

[sunwarmed-ash]

🔥Sinful Sunday🔥

My love language is misery

Chapter 1: Hurt

Fandom: Detroit Become Human Ships: one sided hankvin/established hankcon->hankconvin Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Angst,Hurt Gavin Reed, Supportive Hank Anderson, Supportive Connor, self harm, pining gavin, jealous gavin read, two part hurt/comfort fic, pre relationship TWs: Post SA aftermath, reference implied SA Chapter preview:

Gavin's hands are shaking so hard he drops his lighter three times onto the half frozen surface of the smokers patio. He phcking hates today. Hates Anderson. Hates his plastic replacement. Hates that he will never be good enough for anybody again…  Hates that he’s so ruined.   He’s three pulls into his second cigarette when his fist comes flying in contact with one of the four bricked pillars. Pain shoots through his split knuckles and radiates up his dominant arm into his shoulder. It still doesn't hurt as much as being alone does. Having nothing and no one. He’s old (37, a grandpa in queer math), he's damaged, (sexually traumatized beyond repair), no one wants him, at least not in the way he wants them (why the hell would they?) All that’s left for him is another 40 years on this endless, repetitive cycle, forever.  Something drops on the concrete behind him and it takes Gavin a moment to check back in and realize who and what it was.  The What was a cup of coffee, rapidly cooling and soaking into the bottom of his left pant leg.  The Who was Connor, Anderson’s new phcking soulmate, who is now just standing there silently dumbstruck, his stupid mouth gaping wide enough to catch flies. His eyes are staring at Gavin’s hand, which now that Gavin looks at it he can see it’s bleeding. Like a lot.  “PHCKING WHAT?” he shouts, the overwhelming feeling of being caught sends Gavin’s defenses reeling. Gavin watches as Connor stumbles back at the outburst. Shows fear for the first time in his presence, and it’s because he’s personally responsible.   Good. Leave me alone.  “I-I…” Connor says, looking at the empty styrofoam cup before bending to pick it up. He doesn't try and look at Gavin’s hand again, but he finds Gavin’s eyes and somehow that's worse. "Detective…” “The phck are you even doing out here Connor?” Because they are not talking about this. About him.  “I...I was bringing you a coffee.” Gavin scoffs. Yeah fucking right.  “Why?”  “...A peace offering.” A peace offering?! What did Connor fall and hit his head? “For what? Am I not leaving you alone enough?" The android blushes and Gavin can’t even begin to try and decipher what that means.  “Yes... Well, I suppose that's the root of the problem. I don't… want you to ignore me.” “So you’d rather I go back to messing with you?” “No. I just… a fresh start? Maybe? For the both of us? We are coworkers now and I think it-” “No thanks,” Gavin interrupts, “Not really looking to make any new friends.” Connor’s brow furrow and he looks genuinely upset by the rejection. Gavin doesn't know what the phck he expects. What the hell would they even have in common? Except for a hard-on for Hank.  “Very well. Can I get you something for your hand Detective? It's still bleeding.” Gavin’s disbelieving scoff is mean.  “Get the phck out of here Connor.”

#sinful sunday #gavin reed #detroit become human #hankconvin #hank anderson #connor rk800 #dbh hank #dbh gavin #dbh rk800 #dbh connor #hankcon #hankvin #dbh #connor #find me on ao3 #sunwarmed ash #buy me a coffee? #links in bio #reblogs are free ways to support me! #i post new stuff every sunday #my love language is misery

[olderthannetfic]

Something I find really grating is people who self-identify as fandom olds who think it's gross of these damn kids these days to like and admit to liking interaction with their fanwork. "Back in my day I read fic in a .txt file with no ability to comment at all and we all liked it that way!" Okay but my mom wrote Star Trek zine fic and people would respond and pass on comments to the zine distributors about things that other fans wrote, drew, etc. It wasn't a moment of great shame where they awkwardly admitted yeah, they are guilty of the uncool sin of liking a thing someone else created. It was a "I love this and I want you to know I love it!" that was not done with a disclaimer going "not that I need human interaction, I'm a super cool lone wolf who needs no one!" and was received happily by fandom creators, who did not then cringe and go, "I'm sorry I like feedback, that's super gross of me, I know I should be against social interaction like the cool kids". Before fan zines, people were still writing fan letters to creators of things they liked. Before I knew what fanfic was, I still doodled fan comics when I was eight and liked it when my friends read it and said they liked it. Before fan letters, people still had fans of their work. Shakespeare spoke with fans. It's not a new, rare, sick thing to enjoy creating something and enjoy people commenting on what you've made.

"You're trying to turn fanfic into social media!!!1!" is always the strawman this gets met with, but... no. Before social media was a concept, before the oldest fandom old's grandpa was born, people were still sharing things with others and enjoying getting a response. People have not, traditionally, created in the hopes of never having to put up with something as awful as someone saying "I loved this!" about their creation. Either my entire Art of World Civilization class last semester was wrong or in fact humans have traditionally been totally fine with people reacting to what they create and in fact sharing things with the intent no one speak to you about it is a very foreign, unusual thing, not a new-fangled trend of the icky teens. Creating things for the joy of it and not hiding it away lest someone make a comment was the way things were done for thousands of years. That's how folk art works.

Maybe some people really long for the days of downloading things as a .txt file and not seeing hits, kudos or (worst of all) comments. But the idea that liking comments or liking replying to comments means you're part of the problem in fandom baffles me. Why would I dislike it when someone says, "I really like this line!" and why would not replying be better? I get it, I'm Gen Z, I'm a special snowflake, I'm desperate for attention, etc., but so are most generations before mine. Art galleries in pre-Revolutionary Paris didn't exist because of us darn kids and our need for validation. They existed because liking feedback is pretty natural. And not wanting to see feedback is natural, too - that's why I know so many adults who have never shared anything they've written - but it's not the only "correct" opinion out there.

It's weird that in an era of death threats, rape threats, suicide bait, racism, Islamophobia, antisemitism, transphobia and queerphobia in fandom all being discussed, instead of going, "Harassment is bad" a good chunk of people went, "Interaction is bad and liking it is bad, too."

Fandom as a solitary endeavor doesn't make sense to me. When did we go from "fans interacting is fine" to "oh gross, fucking kids and their attempts to turn AO3 into social media"?

I see people like the anon who proposed the "win" solution of not even being able to leave kudos on a work on AO3, shutting down all features that might risk a word being spoken to another person, and I just don't get it. I don't get why that would be a good thing. I get that if you speak to others you risk a negative interaction, so some people don't want to do it. Wanting existing spaces to rip out any and all features in place that allow communication, I don't get. I genuinely do not see what is wrong about interacting with someone about something you wrote, or about something someone else wrote.

It's honestly kind of depressing to me to imagine not being able to gush and write a super long comment to an author about how much I like their work. I love picking out individual lines I loved and pieces of prose that painted a picture for me. I enjoy quoting bits and explaining how that worked even better for me on a reread than it did the first time now that it's in full context. I like telling authors how a scene made me bite my lip because I was worried and tense because I was so invested in their writing. And no author, not one, has ever turned to me and gone, "Ugh, you Gen Z and your comments! Whatever happened to the good old days?"

I see the "don't speak, want to be spoken to or respond" attitude on DW and on tumblr from people who self-identify as fandom olds and I'm sorry to get all Gen Z psychoanalytical on you, but all I think to myself when I read that is, "Who hurt you?", because that's the only reason I can imagine someone viewing people interacting with others as bad. It reads as a trauma thing.

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Really? That's a "fandom Old" thing now? I thought most people were still hung up on how community was so much better on LJ or whatever.

[uhuraisgay]

fic writer meme

ty lore @megafaunatic for tagging meee :3c

How many works do you have on Ao3?

fifty three as of today. tomorrow? who knows.... (probably still fifty three)

2. What's your total Ao3 word count?

518,435 words .... wrow.....

3. What fandoms do you write for?

historically its been all over the place but theres so much stuff rotting and dying in my gdrive that has never been posted so i feel like i have a broader actual ouvre than is represented on ao3. which is mdzs heavy at least in the past couple years

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5. beyond all limit (wangxian i wrote for lore right after i first read the book) 4. if the story's over (moshang post-divorce get-together fic) 3. someone as good for me as you (written in 2016 for holster and ransom when i was reading check, please. LMAO) 2. at least as deep as the pacific ocean (written in 2015 in the clearest example of 'person distraught by the tragic ending of a tragedy misses the fucking point and writes a coffee shop au of achilles and patroclus after she read tsoa' ever, even bigger LMAO) 1. your name safe in their mouth (lsz gets his dad back, and other emotional adventures)

5. Do you respond to comments?

i used to try to reply to every comment i got but i stopped doing that around the same time i went to college and got more depressed. but i love reading comments and i sometimes reply if someone says something that moves me or like. asks me a question about the fic that i want to elaborate on? because i love to yap

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

i'm not really good at writing straight angst i feel like it's normally like. angst with catharsis. but i wrote some explorations on grief in the past couple years that i feel like have the angst factor (what i have of you about nhs after nmj dies, and then when your beard fell out about my sweetie pie kageyama tobio in middle school after his grandpa dies)

7. What's the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

i have a lot of silly fluffy fics... idk i try to toe the line mostly of like. the joys and sadnesses of human experience but sometimes you just gotta fluff it up. i'll set the table, you can make the fire, which is book verse aziraphale/crowley living in a cottage and being in love, comes to mind....i love that one

8. Do you get hate on fics?

i don't think i've ever really gotten hate on a fic? i have been extremely lucky in that regard. especially since my whole ouvre from like 2014 onward is on that damn site and much of it is very cringeworthy.

9. Do you write smut?

not well!

10. Do you write crossovers? What's the craziest one you have written?

i often will do like kind of a quasi-crossover kind of thing rather than a True Crossover wherein i take characters i like from one medium and plop them into the roles and places of characters i like from another medium. i did a dragon age wangxian fic where lwj was the inquisitor from da:i called we held together the fragile sky that kind of exemplifies this dynamic

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of or that anyone has ever notified me of, but i also don't look that hard. if this has ever happened, it would hurt my feelings, so please don't do it ? lol

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

yes!!!! and i was honored

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

not as such but i have one not-intended-for-posting fic which is basically just a transcription of jokes i have with my roommate about haikyuu characters LOL which i think counts as co-writing. she's my co-writer in spirit even if i'm the one at the keyboard

14. What's your all time favorite ship?

my answer to this changes with every new fixation i have. like right now it's kagehina. if you asked me four years ago i would have said wangxian. You Know?

15. What is a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

SO MANY...i think probably my fullmetal alchemist nie brothers au....i try not to post things until they are done and fully edited now, but that one was a whim-based fic that i lost all strength for as soon as i started thinking too hard about kagehina. i also had a fem nielan sci fi au that was vaguely based off beauty and the beast but nmj was like stuck in a ship and she thought she was its computer and that she was a program but she was actually a person....which i never posted any of except snippets on twitter and i think it was just too sprawling for my current skill level...i just was never able to wrangle it. but i am fond of it nonetheless

16. What are your writing strengths?

based on what other people have told me i would say the way i write sibling / family relationships, and while my prose is not always pretty i do think it can be pretty at times ...

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

i feel like it's often too self-indulgent even if that's what fic is for lol, and i tend to look back on fics and think, i wrote that because i had feelings about it and wanted to say it, but i'm not necessarily sure that This Character would say/do that at this point in time....idk like i fear that when i don't think about it hard enough my characterization can be weak or guided by what eye personally would do vs. what The Character would do. but some of that is because the majority of my fics on ao3 are from years and years ago and i (hopefully) have continued to improve

18. Thoughts of writing dialogue in another language in fics?

i'm picky about it but when it's done well i think it's really fun and builds so much of the world/character. i think when it's bad it's really bad. when i go about it i try to think about like, a) do i know this language myself/do i know someone who does. if the answer is no i try to keep it really minimal. b) how do people who know multiple languages approach speaking those multiple languages naturally in real life. like (IN MY EXPERIENCE) ppl don't tend to switch languages for random words mid-sentence unless those words are like, mom, dad, uncle, aunt, ect...maybe swearing if they're less familiar with one of the languages and don't know slang/swearing in it...but again when it's done well it's really good and i'm not an expert. i just can kinda tell when it feels off when i read it, if that makes sense...(it's the same way i feel about grammar lol. sometimes i can just tell it's a little Off)

19. First fandom you wrote for?

probably either fma or soul eater or the sister's grimm book series when i was in middle school. or maybe doctor who? idk i had a lot of fanfic notebooks that i have since destroyed and then regretted destroying

20. Favorite fic you have written?

at the present moment it's in these coming years my kagehina love letter but again i feel like it changes constantly. like the more i write the better i get and the more the newest/most polished thing i've written sort of Becomes my favorite just by default of my satisfaction level with it. sorry if that's a bad answer

tagging @yuebings @dcyiyou @burins @cairoscene @cafecliche @perilously sorry if you've been tagged already also if you want to do this and i didn't tag you just say i did. I'll shut up now

#look at me. president of yap city #anyway here's my Distinguished Writing Thoughts.

[nicomrade]

A genuine question here, but why do you dislike The First so much?

well its a weird thing to talk about cause really its the same reason why i dislike stolen lupin or any other low tier TV special. the real question is why other people liked it so much and i think its only because its such a pretty movie, its jaw dropingly gorgeous and the lupgang banter is great but just those 2 together isnt enough to make a good MOVIE. but it is enough that u can have a good TIME if u dont think about whats happening. thats the short version, its just a bad movie. sorry🐅

i purposefully havent been too frank when talking publicly about it (why i kept a mean tweet about it in drafts for literal years) but compared to the unlimited love it gets from the fandom it looks like thats enough for people to pick up that i dislike it so much lol. so lets talk about the first!

ill be brief on each point. that ancient technology thing it does w the eclipse? thats a bad trope. its a very very bad trope. its the atlantis conspiracy theory, its 1 throwaway line away from slipping into ancient aliens, they pull the same shit in a couple other TV specials and none of them are fondly remembered so hopefully we all know this plot point sucks and is racist. if not you can google it. lets move on

the nazis. after watchin harimao i said it was more anti-nazi than the first, idk if id stand by that cause i havent seen it again since but i mention it to put it in lupin context. generally if it isnt OK to have lupin scam an ex-nazi in part 2 ep 3 by disguising himself as hitler, whys it OK for lupin to steal from nazis by disguising himself as hitler? at no point is the movie actually anti-nazi (though i wouldnt call it pro-nazi either) and its fucking weird to see lupin disguised as hitler in modern lupin cause each time nazis show up in classic lupin everyone agrees its tasteless & overdone.

laetitia! TMS did a genius thing w her cause shes incredibly well written as a self-insert fic protag. it is very easy to watch the first & pretend u urself are best friends w the gang by projecting urself onto her. this doesnt balance out her lack of character it only helps the audience not care about it. compare her to mariya from tokyo crisis- one could be written out of her own movie and we only get info bout her to move the plot (the bad, boring plot) forward, one is essential to the core of her movie and shes realistically affected by the things that happened to her and makes believable connections with some of the gang. yay! a character!!

the movie is also very segmented between "plot scenes" and "lupgang banter scenes" you will notice everything fun about lupin STOPS when we are being explained Plot Elements. lupin talks to laetitia and its a boring nazi ancient treasure movie. then we get a scene thats not about the eclipse or laetitias grandpa or the nazis and all of a sudden its super fun !!!!!!! this is bad writing. lol. watch fuma & see how lupin at its best can blend comedy and plot and exploration and fun banter.

my personal experience w the movie! the first time i watched it i had to pause it cause i was bored out of my mind. iirc it was more or less when lupin gets on the eclipse ship thing n all banter stops cause its just him n the nazi dude n i realized hey this movie kinda sucks actually! i texted a friend about it n he was like. yeah having to force urself to finish it sounds like ure not enjoyin this movie. i did watch the first 3 or 4 times? i did gif it a lot. theres scenes i like (the banter) but it doesnt make it a good movie. like i said when i first wrote my personal review of it: "I think looking at gifsets of this would be more enjoyable than actually watching it". laetitia really embodies her movie in that sense, shes a really good character if you only look at her. she shares her name with all of her ancestors! just who is she? why is she wearing short shorts? why was she a cop? how old is she? then you realize theres nothing there

and ultimately this IS a reaction to it being an unpopular opinion. there are so many lupin entries a lot more worthwhile than the first (2019) that dont even get half of the hype. in my personal ranking its in the bottom 10 (tho ive skipped 2 specials so u can consider that the bottom 12). i genuinely dont like it but im not as vocal about lets say, angels tactics, because we usually agree thats a bad one- or at least we dont recommend it to newcomers. the first has a good reputation so i feel more strongly about it despite liking it more. i would be just as vocal about dragon of doom & voyage to danger if people talked to me about them more often. (and i have a much more coherent critique of dragon of doom lol)

so i dont really know how to explain why i dislike the first cause i just do; the same way u just dislike a bad part 2 episode, the same way most of the fandom just finds napoleons dictionary kind of boring. how do u explain why u dislike the nazi ancient tech self-insert npc girl movie- except by calling it just that? i guess i wasnt blinded by how pretty it is which makes me sound full of myself LOL. but its true a lot of animation can get away w god awful writing if its well animated enough- and if its too ugly no one will watch the best written animated movie. i love animation too and it has so much to offer and i want to see more done in the style of the first with the story of [insert your personal favorite TV special]. im glad it opened the door for vs cats eye to look that way (though lets not forget the 2012 3DCG lupin short!). but the WRITING the STORY the MEAT of the first just isnt any better than any other mid to low tier lupin TV special. is it really worth recommending the first as someones entry into lupin just because it looks pretty? is it really better than the anime that made the author reboot his own manga? why are we even still talking about the first?

#ask #anon #uhm a bit shy to put this in my lupin tags #really no hate if u personally really enjoy the movie. i love elusiveness of the fog we all have different taste. who cares what i think 👍 #lupin the third

[hazelnut-u-out]

EPISODE REVIEW TIME:

(spoilers for "juricksic mort" ahead)

SOOOO, not a whole lot to say about this episode. i'm super happy that morty was more involved!! it was kind of a weird plot that felt out-of-place for the season, but i guess that was the point.

a little list of my thoughts:

-RICK DRIVING MORTY TO SCHOOL. RICK DRIVING MORTY TO SCHOOL. so sweet. he's becoming a staple parental figure in the smith household.

-ANYONE ELSE PICKING UP ON THAT TENSION BETWEEN RICK AND CURTIS??? (i was hoping for a BP moment this ep but... when curtis paged him i was thinking "your crush will call you" and... uh... yeah, the shoe kinda fits...). honestly, i feel like their tension has shifted a bit from sexual to romantic, too???

-i thought it was kinda cute that rick was so interested in hosting the oscars.

-MORTY IS SO DAMN CUTE OH MY GOD. when he said "clever girl" i literally said "AWWW" out loud lmao.

-i really really loved the detail of rick drinking wine with beth. i know it's something small and silly, but i've really been waiting for a moment where rick drinks "beth's poison" while they have a drink together (since we know they often go "tie one on" etc.)

-THE BETHS IN THEIR OSCAR GOWNS??? AFLASGAHG

-morty was so cute in his little suit. (it gave me campain manager morty flashbacks to that scene after the debate in "the ricklantis mixup")

-i also loved the part where rick hit the mic with the oscar. that was so cutie.

-RICK THINKING HE'D IMMEDIATELY BE GOOD AT SKATING BC HE PLAYED PRO SKATER 3- i loved that. all of the details that he's essentially a teen boy.

-I LOVE THAT THEY'RE NOT REVERTING BACK TO RICK BEING A DICK TO MORTY. they have such a cutesy, domestic, and sweet type of relationship now. sure, there was the moment where he said calling morty a "genius" was ironic, but he tussled morty's hair and actually offered to take him to boob world. i think it was so fucking sweet for him to be like "figured my guy deserved a vacation!" truly some grandpa and grandson wholesomeness.

-i think that was kind of a cheap way to solve the whole portal travel/rift issue, though.

overall, i liked the episode. it was more of an adventure-type deal, and it brought back some more of the "rick and morty" dynamic the show has been lacking.

i have to say that it did feel sliiiightly more geared towards the "bro" side of the fandom this go around, which is a switch-up from this season so far- BUT, i feel like the teaser after the episode definitely left the door open for MORE serialization. that to build suspense coupled with the month hiatus has me thinking that this was more of a one-off episodic fakeout before they get a little deeper into the heavy stuff, but we'll see. the fact that they mentioned prime again in the season synopsis DEFINITELY had me thinking that he's gonna be relevant again.

i also feel like there wasn't enough of rick being an asshole to morty (quite the opposite, actually) and a little too much homosexual tension between rick and the president for this to be too much of a dudebro-centric episode lol. PLUS the "poor people" commentary in the beginning was definitely shitting on the top 1%.

(i feel like the elon musk mention was kind of confirmation that rick couldn't give two-shits about elon lmao).

decent episode overall!!

super sad about the hiatus :(

#MORTY'S MAKING A COMEBACK GUYS #rick and morty #rick and morty s6 #rick and morty spoilers #rick sanchez #morty smith

[king-of-thracia]

favorite transformers character (with explanation) (if you want) GO. sorry i legit cant think of anything else

NO OKAY THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GOOD YES YES YES. WE JUST NEED TO TALK THATS ALL. OKIE DOKEI UH. WE'VE BEEN AROUND FOR AWHILE SO WE HAVE A DECENT FEW.

Okay uh. Let's start with Ratchet, from mostly transformers Prime but I like him a lot in general. Note some of this may be fandom because. You know. Long time and brain jumble.

But honestly he's a pretty harsh medic but cares hell of a lot and fuck. Okay in Prime specifically this poor dude is like. The real common sense to me and yet he's so. Pretty much it is *canon* he is starving himself to ensure the others are still going and I just. Dude. He's the medic of the team right? A very small team and I just. He mostly stays back at base because of that. But he's very rough and shouty but frankly feels like a grandpa in a sense. Takes awhile to come around to the humans of the series because why??? Why keep them around??? Especially when they're so small and could get hurt? (Even though he words it really really roughly.) Ratchet is angry often and I just I dunno. I like him a lot. Also!!!! I didn't mention but in Prime specifically Ratchet also acts as the primary scientist of the group too! It's really cool tbh to see on him.

Also the fucking fanon with this dude. Hurling wrenches at other bots... Remembering one comment chain from back on Wattpad about this guy. 8k comments...

And one of his... Friends. Depending on the timeline but usually friend to some degree, is Wheeljack! Wheeljack's usually an inventor sort!!! His inventions don't always go well and can explode in his face but he's fine! He's got Ratchet, the doc bot :).

In the original generation 1 series his audio fins flash with lights when he talks because he has a mask *always* over his mouth and I still love this look with my heart!!!! He and Ratchet there even created the dinobots!!!! All five of em in g1.

And in transformers prime!!! He's a. How did they describe him 'cowboy samurai warrior'! He's one of the stronger and more skilled on the team, managing to keep up with Soundwave for a small while!!! (Before getting his ass beat BUT he did a good job for awhile.) But genuinely he's. I wish his character was explored more. Wheeljack wasn't around a whole lot, a drifter who lost... A lot. But it wasn't handled the best and the fact his best friend didn't realize until the fake Wheeljack refused to tell what was probably a traumatic story to the real one. There was this one user on the site, someone who did a tfp/tfa crossover that was exploring Wheeljack's issues in a way I really really liked.

Also an honorary mention to Armada Wheeljack, who is frankly SUPER interesting to me, way different compared to most!

God Soundwave, shockwave, tfa (transformers animated) blitzwing... Knockout!!! Some characters I just love so so much but I don't know how to ramble about them to same way.

ALSO SUNSTREAKER AND SIDESWIPE. GOD SUNSTREAKER KEEPS GETTING DONE SO DIRTY. THEY'RE TWINS BUT SUNSTREAKER HASN'T SHOWN UP IN THE SHOW SINCE G1 WHILE SIDESWIPE'S BEEN AROUND BEFORE. GOD. THE SUNNY YELLOW SUNFLOWER DESERVES BETTER.

#transformers #Wheeljack #ratchet #bestie tag #asks

[dootznbootz]

Alright you know which character I am going to ask about HAHAHA. So - the man of many ways - and 1, 7, 21 and 25!

1.) Why do you like or dislike this character?

There are so many reasons I love this scrappy lil idiot. I've already talked about it but he's painfully human. He's a man who hates as deeply as he loves. And while yes, he's an asshole for so many reasons, (So SO many reasons) he also IS pretty nice in some parts even to strangers. He tries to give Amphinomus the chance to leave. And even then, before he left, everybody talked about how wonderful he was. (remember this guy was a "Mad King" right before he left) We KNOW he's a trickster and usually won't hesitate to swindle you but he still is very adamant about Xenia and I don't think all of his "kindness" is JUST for show and for "swindle".

He is a family man!!! He'd trade the world to see his son and wife!!!! 😭 And as someone has mentioned on here before he basically has no higher morals than wife and son and that's just...skldjfklds

I could go on and on about how much I love this silly man and his story. This is definitely a hyperfixation that won't leave! I'm actually kind of weird with him because I don't see him as "evil. evil man. (affectionate)" like I think other folks do. He sucks but idk, I think if I met him irl, I'd probably give him some logs from outside for him to make something with. I know damn well he'd probably steal my wallet and giggle about it later but idk. He's just...a Man.🥺 That's another thing. I think people forget that he is NOT a demigod compared to the other well-known heroes. Hermes is his great-grandpa and he's Athena's pet. that is NOTHING compared to being the CHILD of a god. And I'm a doofus who weirdly relates to him. I too go feral when people are mean to people I care about and/or are simply being an asshole. And I am also in love with Penelope!!! 🥰

7.) What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

The fact that everyone calls him a "wet cat". It's so silly and specific but PERFECT and I love that. Also, one thing I find neat is that out of ALL the heroes? so many artists doodle him differently. It's like the very IDEA of him is "always changing" and not consistent. The only thing I've seen that's consistent is his hair usually being darker (but changes from red/brown/black depending on the artist), that he's strong, and that he has a "shit-eating grin". But usually the face is never consistent (square or narrow faced? Tall or short? Long or short hair? Is he more like a "weasel" or like a "ram" (as he's described in the Iliad.)

Honestly, there isn't much that I don't like when it comes to fandom! :D as long as it keeps his Love of wife and son (VERY IMPORTANT), his "scrappiness", and as long as he's still "morally gray" but not "evil". then I'm happy :D

21.) If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

SIMPING.

I'm a romantic bitch and as I said, I am basically in love with Penelope so this shit writes ITSELF. I am living and loving through both of these con artists.

This ties into simping but also how much he dotes on his loved ones. He loves his baby boy!!! He carries him whenever he can and practically everywhere he goes. "Yes, my baby is in the council meeting. He is actually more coherent than you, Leodes. Dear wife, can you rip this fool's self-esteem into shreds? I need to put Telemachus down for his nap." (history only partially exists when it's a timeless story >:D "Dads weren't that involved back then-" SHUSH YOUR MOUTH! /j ) I LOVE FLUFF!!! 😭 I also love banter and teasing. It's especially fun with Odysseus and Penelope as it usually ends up with them snuggling and giggling 🥹

I really hate writing "old-timey talk". ಥ‿ಥ As you can see, I am very fucking casual when I text/talk so this has been a STRUGGLE. Also just with how much research it is. I love it but yeah...anytime I start to write I realize I need to know what wildflowers are native to Greece and what time of year they bloom because Odysseus wants to get flowers for his wife >:( (While also trying to make sure his son doesn't eat them because he's teething and trying to shove everything into his mouth as babies do)

25.) What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

Oh, no... 😅 I won't lie. Basically, all my knowledge about Greek Mythology was from PJO for many years (I still have a soft spot for it but I know that it definitely takes creative liberties and is very incorrect with some myths. I knew back then it wasn't "the truth" but I didn't know HOW much.) And while I didn't "hate" Odysseus back then, I was very Meh about him. It's been a long time and I just remember the whole thing with PJO Calypso (funny enough, I hated her before I knew "the truth". She's quite mean to Leo and as he was basically my first "Blorbo" I hated her as a little enraged 13 year old. Little did I know...) Sometimes I want to reread the series again but I also know that while I love the demigod kids and the writing style, I don't know how I'll be now that I know the real myths. I really hate the whole "what a womanizing asshole" as he's ONLY an Asshole! He's an asshole for so many reasons but it makes me sad that people hate him for the one thing that he didn't do and that was deeply misinterpreted by many folks. It also pisses me off but I will hold my tongue and be nice

Bonus:

#Thank you so much!!! (つ≧▽≦)つ #the bonus wasn't a question but it's true. you're such a sweetheart and just so lovely🥹 #nikoisme #ask #Mad rambles #idk. I tag it as that I don't get THAT many asks and also like...this IS a lot of my thoughts. This IS me rambling👀 #shot by odysseus #my headcanons

[veryparynormal]

heyyy so ooc but

List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here!!!

(OOC POST)

Why not?

1. My romantic partners. We're in a closed poly relationship. We color-coded each other (orange, purple, green). We nerd out about cool shit. One writes poetry and amazing stories with intricate characters and obsesses over the Sims. The other has read through the entirety of Homestuck TWICE and is working on a third time (they scare me /aff) and is an AMAZING baker who made me a killer pie for my birthday. We call ourselves the Unholy Trinity. We went to see the Barbie movie together. We've been in trinity for a year and a half, but I've known them both for way longer. It's great. I love them so much. They mean the world to me.

2. My family, especially my grandpa and cousins. My Papa takes me fishing and he's always making jokes n shit. He's a goofy fella /pos. And my cousins live out of state, but whenever they visit we have this ongoing, years-long LARP epic that we've been doing since before their younger siblings were even BORN. We are DEDICATED.

3. My cat! Her name is Beans and I want to give her all of my worldly possessions and pick her up and squeeze her because she is so tiny...

4. Undertale. Like I KNOW that doesn't come up on this blog or even very often on my main, but I've been in love with the game ever since December 2015 (and I was, I shit you not, in elementary school). Because I was too young to have social media, I didn't get into the fandom until kinda recently and according to the horror stories I am grateful for that. I also got the collector's edition this year from one of my partners as a birthday present, and I've been playing the soundtrack on CD when I drive places. Makes things way more chill.

5. Team StarKid. It's my dream to act with them one day. I KNOW it's fucking insane and I'd have no clue where to start and I KNOW they don't do open auditions. But my evil plan is to apply as a fucking janitor all incognito-like, and then I'd audition at other places nearby, and then word would get around, and then they'll be like "ayo he's pretty good" and they'll approach me and they will NOT be able to resist my memorable personality and charm. MY PLAN IS FOOLPROOF /j /silly

#ooc post

[arsenic-katnep]

know what? i will be cruel and mean, but honest. let's talk about flanderization and woobifying of some characters Some of you People Do and have damaged the characters for. and this character iiiiiis.........

wayward vagabond. he is NOT a little fella, he does not want cuddles, or does he want to just play with his little cans with dave and karkat. he is a WAR VETERAN.

is it not obvious he was in a skaian war, shown in a fucking flash, and later on watching everyone on his side die?

was that flashback dream not enough for you?

ALSO HE IS NOT EVEN LITTLE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. sure he's a little short, probably my height. but look at this and look at me in the eye and tell me if he's just a tiny smol bean now.

that's right. he's not even little. even if dave is drawn a little taller. he's still not even a little fucking fella.

act 6, a mess of it's own, but also ruined WV. they forgot everything about him, his traumas and his fucking PTSD. so basically after act 5, he is killed, and revived by feferi. he is now thrown onto this meteor with a couple of teenagers all with no proper social life outside of the computer, that all barely know him outside of him sending in commands all the time at his terminal...

wanna see some pure bullshit that makes me want to rip out my hair everytime?

this bullshit. that there, is a grown ass carapacian, who suffered through the wars, even commiting treason. who is now treated like, a little baby and forgetting everything. i dont give a shit if this is cute, HE IS NOT AND HE IS AN OLD MAN. also height is incredibly inaccurate.

let's not forget, he has his tendencies to be rude, so of course not EVERYONE, and everyone that's "smol" is nice.

wanna know worser? if not, TOO BAD. the fandom, apparently adopts this kind of WV, (even hussie, the creator of this fucking comic follows along with the fans), the one who is itty bitty and cute, and now renamed as just "mayor" and making it dave and karkat's little son. he was apparently forgettable to them until act 6, not really reading every bit of his pages and flashbacks, and they turned him into a uwu smol bean. did we read the same fucking webcomic, especially for acts 1 - 5? go back to first grade and relearn how to read, analyze, and comprehend the fucking story!!!!!!

the positive effects of the negatives give me more appreciation for WV, not as a cute guy, but as this war veteran grandpa, i will appreciate him even more, even if he does become my favorite character out of everyone else. also despite everything he can still be a goofy guy, but still have his serious sides.

TLDR; stop woobifying WV, he is not a little guy, he is not *just* the mayor of can town, but also a war veteran. if you had to live with an old man that was a war veteran for three years straight on ginormous rock that's hurdling towards another universe, would you treat him like this? would you baby talk the same way the fans treat WV? answer is, fuck no. act 6 had a lot of wasted potential too, being the moldy bread of the loaf.

#homestuck #wayward vagabond

[liverobinreaction]

☕ what’s 1 fandom headcanon you’d like to make canon, and 1 thing you’d like to erase from canon?

Now not to be original (/j) but most definitely good parent!Bruce! Just. Let him be a good loving dad who doesnt see his kids as soldiers! He'll still fuck up of course, but all parents fuck up, and I'd much rather him be a good parent who sometimes fucks up over... [gestures at canon!Bruce] that. Same with good grandpa alfred, bc lets be real, he's a bit skeevy in canon.

One thing to erase from canon? That is. Difficult. But probably the tendency to make Damian evil or like. Possessed. Like wow thanks DC for making the non-white child a villain, that doesn't suggest anything at all! He is just a little boy. Let him be a kid!!! (Other things include Alfred's death, like look I know it was a defining moment for Damian's characterisation but alfred is firmly immortal in my mind and will stay that way)

(id also replace bernard with conner bc im very meh about bernard as a whole and honestly find conner a lot more interesting as a romantic partner for tim)

#bug replies #ask #anonymous #dc #batman #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne

[chaos0pikachu]

tagged by the lovely @smittenskitten

8 Shows To Get To Know Me:

fuck okay lemme break this down and y’all can’t fucking judge me for NOTHING

Glee

*fucking sigh* 

LOOK I’m not happy about this shit either but if we gotta be real I’ma be real and say yeah, I was a gleek (god saying that makes me wanna die, a piece of my soul shriveled fuck) when I was in high school it was a time okay I’m putting it on the list because glee was the reason I even logged on tumblr for the first time glee was one of those shows that was extremely formative to my fandom experience and fandom development during those late teen years. My original tumblr blog was dedicated to glee and eventually to manga/anime/comics and then I dipped for a bit and came back to tumblr blah blah blah glee was the start of my tumblr experience but also was the first time I ever actively engaged in a ship war (Which was STUPID i was so STUPID) like before I was a lurker but glee was the first show I openly participated in fandom 

and it’s a dumb show, it’s a bad show, it has some shining moments but lordly it was a mess and I was so invested in Britanna and Klaine at the beginning but by the end I was like they should NOT be together and honestly proud of myself for that it showed ~growth~ I also dropped the show idk mid-s4? Glee was the show that made me learn to drop things and not get caught up in sunk cost fallacy, if you’re not happy watching something, drop it. 

Inu-yasha

THIS FUCKING SHOW this show was my first taste of any fandom ever I was still in elementary school and honestly way to young to be watching this shit but my GOD did I eat this shit up like nom nom nom it was so good hit all the fantasy action points it basically created the template for what I like in media: romance, action, adventure, friendships, fantasy 

I can still hear that adult swim commercial for the series in my head, one of the original memes (also screw kikyo still can’t stand her ass)

Yugioh

LISTEN this is a comfort show I love it to pieces Yugioh the abridged series is a fucking masterpiece I’ve rewatched this show so many times b/c it’s just fucking fun it makes NO SENSE why are they all so serious about ~children’s card games~ why does no one go to school why does grandpa have a god damn stroke after losing one card game why does joey sound like that it’s hilarious the shadow realm gaslit an entire generation of children I love every second of it 

RUN BTS

uuuuuh, is this cheating? fuck it I don’t care, you can’t control my shit as they say idk I love BTS I love their run episodes when I want to relax, chill and not think and laugh for a bit I throw the tomato song one on lol the memes that come out of every episode are worth it for that alone

Kinnporsche 

okay here’s what y’all came here to see lmao Kinnporsche really grabbed my ass and slapped it like wtf I wasn’t expecting to get so invested in this show tbh b/c like I started watching BLs again but the ones I had watched from Thailand hadn’t GRABBED me they all ranged at the time from okay but wouldn’t watch again (Until We Meet Again, 1000 Stars) to boring-dropped it (Fish Upon a Sky, 2gether, Lovely Writer) the ones I had liked were mostly Korean and Taiwanese offerings (HiStory Trapped, Love is Science, We Best Love (seasons 1 AND 2 fight me), Be Loved: In House, You Make Me Dance, the one Korean assassin one). 

So like, I saw the trailer for KP and was like, oh that looks different and interesting from other Thai BL and then I saw it was canceled and was confuse. Then I saw it was un-cancelled and was MORE confused I was like is this show coming out or nah? But it was and I was like, sure why not? And I had just restarted using tumblr again and then the show started and the first episode HIT SO HARD and I was like “omg actual cinematography, actual camera framing, actual directing, actual locations, actual physical movement of the cast and the story, a larger story at play, COSTUMES” bitch I was hooked and I’m probably bias but KP is still the best conceptually executed Thai BL imo like sometimes I see posts about the cinematography of other Thai BL and it’s just pictures of two chars standing in a mid-lit room and I’m just like, god I’m a snobby ass bitch lemme leave lol 

KP isn’t perfect, there are issues with the plot at times, but like, there’s issues with the plot! Not the sound (rip LITA I still love you), or the lighting, or the editing, or the direction. The secondary cast actually feels like a cast rather than extras to fill out the cast or pad for time there’s like next to no filler in the show which is such a rarity (imo) for Thai BL. 

Love Between Devil and Fairy 

To me this show was peak fantasy epic romance I just love it to pieces, the costumes are to die for I wish America made more epic romances like this that really embrace fantasy, romance, and action one thing I really love about C-Dramas is they embrace romance with a certain sincerity that is missing from American dramas and I think it’s a shame 

I’m cheating that’s all I got in me I don’t watch a ton of TV shows and the ones I do I’m picky about so it’s hard to pick like a top anything lol but I think these ones describe me pretty well so

#chaos pikachu speaks

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season one

okay since stendy has taken over my life, I wanted to watch all 26 seasons of south park just for fun (and get more depth on the characters), so here's a little blurb on how season 1 went.

EPISODE 1:

oh my god the first episode is the fucking anal probe... the one clip I saw on tiktok disturbed me a little but that's the vulgarity of it all

KICK THE BABY

YOU'RE TELLING ME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE STENDY WAS MENTIONED ?!?!?@?#??#! THE LITTLE LOVEY DOVEY STAN IS IN THE FIRST EPISODE ?????? DECEASED

STAN THROWS UP WHEN HE SEES HER WHAT this is new knowledge to ME it's so gross yet so cute LMAO

wendy giving him the note and the meeting at the pond... KYLE WAS IN HIS ANGRY ARC

my trio doing the damn thing stendyle FOREVER !!

"when do I get to make sweet love?" STAN RELAXXXX

kyle popping the FUCK OFF at the aliens as he should

I'm crying at stendy he vomits on her and her immediate reaction is "LOOK, A FRENCH FRY?" please they are so CUTE

EPISODE 2:

OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE IT'S THE EPISODE WHERE WENDY AND CARTMAN FIGHT FOR THE WINNER OF THE PAPER WRITING CONTEST

it's the way I know exactly what kenny is talking abt PLEASE

"hey, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish" SO THEY'RE DATING NOW??????? stendy has been canon since the beginning?!@?!?#?$ HOW ARE THEY NOT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM

STAN DEFENDING WENDY <3

CLYDE AND BEBE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE GSJSKBKG

uhm... i don't know how to feel abt this racist stuff, wouldn't fly in this modern-day timeline it's uncomfortable to watch tbh. Will have to get used to it

miss wendy GIRL DON'T GET CAUGHT

omg the TikTok MEME THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE W THEM GDNGKJNSNGJKGNKNK

the quote for my otp tag: I can't do it alone

stan in his simp era as HE SHOULD

stan and wendy in their duo arc they slayed

DOES KENNY GET KILLED IN EVERY EPISODE ???? that makes me sad

EPISODE 3:

it's stan being soft with animals for me <3 he's so SWEET my fave boy

kenny chugging gasoline???? my unhinged son

kenny popping AWF killing things

stan wanting to be a man like kenny BABY BOY YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE SBGKJBS

so they do kill kenny in every episode.... weird dunk

chef making me CRINGE PLEASE

stan killing Scuzzlebutt iconic

EPISODE 4:

SPARKY is STAN'S DOG SJNKGSKNSK SO CUTE

wait is this is where the hc of stan being the high school quarterback comes from ??? so iconic

omg INFLATE STAN'S EGO PLEASE very king shit of him

as a bisexual... this is a little much :l

sensitive but i'll get over it

kyle filling for stan so style of them

why are Y'ALL KILLIN KENNY I hate it here

stan slowly becoming an ALLY

stan carrying the show as he fucking should that's my mf son right there

EPISODE 5:

not STAN GETTING BEAT BY SHELLY??? Is that her name??? Idk his big sister i don’t want a HAIR on his head touched

Kyle baby boy i love you but WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET AN ELEPHANT

Oh so Kyle’s the smartest kid at school ugh i love my brainiac son u EAT THESE BITCHES upppppp

Mr. Garrison common L

Shelly is AWFUL OMG

I love how stan gets launched and Kyle is just. Hey bestie we going to do this shit u better come

Cartman & fluffy is very wholesome (very rare that i like cartman, don’t count on it)

DON’T POKE STAN

Oh y’all be cloning stan ihy

Oh my god u can’t be serious is this actually gonna happen SKBSBGJS

Elton John ate

Mutant!Stan is a freak of nature :/

WHEN KENNY WENT IN THE MICROWAVE I WHEEZED HE’S SO CUTE LMAOO

Shelly redeemed herself for half a second and now she’s back on my hit list of “characters i cannot trust with Stanley Marsh”

EPISODE 6:

Oh lord we in for a wild one aren’t we

Not Stan’s grandpa wanting to unalive :(

KYLE AND IKE MY FAVOURITE SILBLINGSSSSS they’re so cute watching tv

I'm w kyle's mom on this, TF is terrance & Philip it's LAME

kyle's mom snitching kinda iconic tho

KENNY NOT THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA pls

EYE. STAN pls not this question

KYLE DON'T FEED THIS IDEA NGJKSNGSLGD

EPISODE 7:

kenny in his zombie era

OMG STAN AS RAGGEDY ANNE OMG

omg wendy as chewbacca

not wendy roasting stan pls they're chaotic

common cartman L with his costume

kenny falling to pieces fdsjngnsdkgjks

kyle being the solar system HOW WHOLESOME

wenSLAY AS THE WINNER AS SHE SHOULD

NOT THEM ALL SHAMING STAN

stendy's first fight :((((((((

CLYDE DON'T EAT BEBE

stan eating cartman up that's my fucking son

wendy being a good samaritan

shit stendy fight part two

NO WENDY GETS ZOMBIEFIED FJNDKJNFSDKNSK

is this a reference to the triple K ??? wtf this is fucked

chef W this ep pls kick cartman's ass

candy >>>>> everything else

period Michael Jackson ref

NO DON'T KILL WENDY STANLEY FUCKING DON'T YOU LOVE HER

"don't worry babe, everything is gonna be okay" KILL ME SJKBGJBKGSBK THEY ARE SO CUTE

stan this does not excuse u for wanting wendy to die tho... not proud of u

EPISODE 8:

omg I saw a bit of this on tiktok too

tHE AMOUNT OF CHESSY POOFS RELAX

kyle smelling kenny jbwejgbjkgbjkg please

wendy <3 my angel baby cake eat cartman up

the fuck did I just watch... whack ass turkeys

starvin' marvin ??? tf

'bad starvin' marvin THAT'S A BAD STARVIN' MARVIN'

OMG NOT THEM GRABBING CARTMAN DSBSDGBKJGDSBDSBK so slay marvin so slay

cartman finding the motherload of snacks alr I'll give the W

kenny doesn't deserve this shit save my mf son

EPISODE 9:

omg is this a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?!??!?! OMG SO CUTE

stan IN HIS NARRATOR ARC

WENDY AS VIRGIN MARY BNJFJKFDNJDNJ I'M DEAD

KYLE DOING THE DAMN THING

KENNY THE ANGEL <33333333

omg stan and wendy catching snowflakes on their tongues :')))))) that's wholesome as FUCK

kyle's musical number !!!!!! where's the album sir ??? the vocals are FIRE

NO NOT IKE ON FIRE

MR.HANKEY IS A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT....

CARTMAN FINDING A VIBRATOR... PLS

this is where ‘Kyle’s mom’s a bitch’ originates ?? not gonna lie cartman ate that tbh

MR MACKEY <3 m’kay man reigns supreme

not y’all setting up Kenny :/

oh he’s okay thank god

KENNY SPINNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY DFNJNJDVFKVDJFKNKNJ HE IS BABIE

stendy in three frames it must be so

something…feels…unfinished…. Y’all rly gonna kill my son before the end of the episode FUCK YALL FR

I manifested Kenny not dying period

EPISODE 10:

it’s cartman’s bday ok this is gonna be FUCKING WHACK

Damien a spawn of Satan fr

Kenny the platypus ! <3

not satan being real :/

Mr mackey slayage AGAIN <3

common cartman L DON'T TOUCH MY SON KYLE JSJKGKJBKJSG

EPISODE 11:

god my throat hurts so bad KMS

STENDY INTERACTION I'M WINNING

wendy being wholesome and cartman being an ass... weird dunk

stan at least being supportive

OMG WAIT THIS IS THE EP WHERE WENDY IS IN HER PSYCHO ERA BC STAN IS A SIMP :'(

omg the main four are in their simp era

NOT STAN PUKING THE BETRAYAL

wendy :((((( stan is DELUSIONAL DW DW

stanley u SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH

wendy being sad is NOT MY FAVE

I love wendy in her jealous era flame this bitch

NO NOT THE STENDY FLASHBACKS GDJBBJKHDGBJKGDBJKDHBJK KMS

wait they are all of him vomiting LMAOOOOO

Wendy crying is my weakness

GOD DAMN IT i knew SHE WOULD ASK STAN TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER FUCKING BITCHHHH

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME.” WENSLAY AS USUAL. When is she not an icon

Gives miss Ellen a dead animal i love her so much

Jesus Stan being an idiot >:( i love my son but he’s stupid

OMG WENDY IS SO TRUE FOR HER

WAIT MISS ELLEN IS A LESBIAN OKAY A SLAY

Stan…. Ur not a lesbian pls

The BIRKENSTOCKS NDFSNKSFK

Mr.garrison got RIZZ

Bebe & Wendy my fave duo they besties for the resties

WENDY IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC I REPEAT WENDY IS IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC

I am obsessed w this omg

NO NOT MISS ELLEN COMING IN THE SAME OUTFIT this is CRUEL

Bro miss Ellen on my hit list she rizzing up my son and ruining my ship FUCK AWF

Um ???? WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABT WENDY’S GMA UNALIVING???? SO TRAUMATIZING FOR LIL WENDY

NO WENDY DON’T GIVE UPPPP

Wendy STOP IT I’M SOBBING i love how selfless she is but it’s also a con

???? NOT THE IRAQI AFTER MISS ELLEN

Stendy reigns again period

WENDY AND BEBE SLAYED

Aw my psycho children i love them <3

EPISODE 12:

KYLE GETTING THE CLOUT as he should <3

Barbra get ur hands off Kyle and don’t yell at stan >:(

Not cartman breaking into kyle’s house ur weird

Lol them just hanging there… weird

The Japanese i love it

Barbra destroying the town ew

Literally wtf is this ep

I’m very lost

Ike AT THE END FDDJJCNDJDJ

EPISODE 13?:

CARTMAN’S TEA PARTY ok this is wholesome

Cartman just wants to know who his dad is aw :’( big relate

My fave kids putting their video of cartman on AFV sjdsncdj

GO KART KENNY :’(

WAIT ONLY THIRTEEN EPS? WERK IG

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ok, a guy has finished all the main [danger grandpa™] games and is feeling tons of stuff about it (/pos btw), so this post will be about that

under the cut for more (needless to say, spoilers for EVERYTHING about d​rv3)

first of all, my luck. MY. LUCK. my initial two favourite characters from this (ka​ede and ts​umu​gi) were the FAKE PROTAGONIST AND THE MASTERMIND, APPARENTLY?? like, what a way to end the games ghfkg

still, kae​de remains as my favourite character from the whole series hands down (this is a very biased statement, i know, but whatever~). idk, I could ramble on and on for ages about her. she means a lot to me and helped me a bunch, I confess. so learning that she died because some little shit decided to frame her??!? all my sadness from her death turned into SPITE, which is something hagkjdf

tsu​m​ugi? well, I still like her character, but for MUCH different reasons than before. she's a great mastermind, and the plot twist she provided was dope. it kinda was too much to wrap my head around at first tho (like, fiction that knows it's fiction??? but even their real is fiction?? so they're doubly fictional?? what the fuuuck)

and the prologue finally being explained!!!! YEAH, IT ALL MADE SENSE!! and it was something to hear the casting thingies..? like, pregame ka​e​de just casually dropping "I have no faith left in humanity :D" out there, huh. and fanboy sh​ui​chi and murderous k​aito too hdfbjkh

other characters I really started to like because of the last two trials include:

ki​ib​o! seriously, the way some of the fandom treats him is so unfair. he's more than a robot!! being a robot isn't his whole personality!! like, he carried the whole outcome of the game, y'know?? I really grew to like him, sooo yeah

ma​ki roll. her character development, her backstory!! I love it when characters are really shown to have evolved. and she was one of the prime examples of that!! like, y'know!! but yeah, love her

s​hu​ich​i. again, same reason as maki, but just the character development part. he really grew so much over the game!! and I loved the whole "fuck this game" part!! I was really a way to end this series

sooo! since this is a selfship blog, y'all might be wondering (or not dfhks)... is any of these characters going to become an f/o of sorts? and, to that, I say: yup! :3

so, dan​ga​​n​ron​p​a really has to be one of my favourite game series EVER. I love the message each game has transmitted, every trial and twist to uncover and the oh so well written characters within it. it's really something else.

edit: the post I made right after trial 1 aged like fine wine lmao dhgfjkafvjfaf

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Part 2

Summary: You decide to tell Javi about the baby.

Pairings: Javier Peña x Reader (female), Javier Peña x You

Fandom: Narcos

Rating: Mature 18+ ONLY

Word Count: 2,036

Warnings: language, pregnancy, morning sickness, fear, self deprecating thoughts, vague reference to abortion, anger, Javi is an ass...let me know if I missed anything, and I’ll happily add it here!

A/N: Part 2 is here!!! Don’t worry I have at least one more part planned…probably two or three honestly. LOL The travel visa info I use in this is for current travelers to Colombia. Not sure how it was in the early nineties. Hope you enjoy!

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You tapped your foot nervously against the floor of the airplane. You were making your descent into Bogotá. The flight had been long and bumpy, and your morning sickness did nothing to help ease your discomfort. You were into your second trimester now, but you still got nauseous from time to time. You thought back to the long process that had put you here.

Two months ago

“Mija,” you heard in the distance. You felt someone lightly tapping your cheeks. “Mija, wake up.” You peeled your eyes open to see Chucho’s concerned face before you. You glanced around and realized you were lying on his couch.

“What happened?” You asked unsteadily.

“You fainted,” Chucho said simply. Suddenly it all came rushing back to you. You were pregnant. With Javier’s baby. Javier, who had left the country without telling you. You felt light headed again. Chucho helped you up and into one of the chairs at the kitchen table.

“I’m going to get you some water, mija,” he told you as he walked to the sink, “and then we have some things to discuss.” He place a glass of water on the table in front of you and then sat down across from you. You took a sip of the water and set the glass back down. Chucho was watching you with that piercing Peña stare—the one that could see right through all the bullshit.

“When you fainted,” Chucho began, “you dropped your purse.” He pulled your bag over from the other side of the table. He reached in and pulled something out. “These fell out.” In his hand were the positive pregnancy tests. “Now, I’m assuming—based on your reaction to Javier leaving—that my son is the father.” You swallowed and looked away.

“Yes,” you whispered. Chucho sighed. You felt yourself shrink in despair. You knew he had to be disappointed in this situation…probably not thrilled this was the way he was going to become a grandpa.

“Mija, look at me,” he said gently. You lifted your eyes to his. “I’m so happy you’re making me an abuelo…that is, if that’s what you decide to do. I want you to know, I’m not upset with you. I’m pissed at my idiot of a son.” You let out a watery laugh, tears spilling from your eyes.

“Me too,” you admitted. “I can’t believe he just left. I—I thought I meant something to him…but, I guess not.”

“Of course you do!” Chucho insisted. “Javier has been in love with you for years! The cabrón is just too fucking stubborn to realize it.” You doubted Chucho’s words, but you couldn’t help but hope they were true.

“What do I do?” You asked hopelessly.

“What do you want to do?” He countered. You took a deep breath.

“I want this baby,” you confessed. “Even if it means doing it alone. I want it.”

“You won’t be alone, mija,” Chucho assured you. “No matter what, you have me.” You reached across the table and grabbed his hand.

“Thank you,” you whispered. You fell silent, not sure what else you wanted. “Part of me wants to just say ‘screw him’ and not tell Javi…let him come home in a couple years and see what his actions caused. But then part of me wants to fly to Colombia and punch him in the face.” You sighed heavily. “And then another part of me wants to tell him. Fly over there and tell him he’s going to be a dad…I just don’t know what to do.”

“Take some time,” Chucho offered. “He’s not going anywhere, and neither is that little one. You can’t be far along, so we have plenty of time before anything needs to be done.” You nodded. “Stay here tonight. It’s getting late, and I don’t want you driving when you’re under so much stress.”

“Thanks,” you said tiredly.

“I’ll go make up the guest room for you,” he said, standing. You smiled and squeezed his hand once more before he walked out of the room. You threaded your fingers through your hair. You needed to sleep. You felt like you would have your answer in the morning. So, once Chucho had the room set, you passed out and slept hard for twelve straight hours.

You were right. You woke up knowing exactly what you were going to do. You were going to tell Javier. Face to face. This wasn’t exactly the kind of news you shared over the phone. You told Chucho your plan, and he was thrilled. You made some phone calls and got all the info you needed for how to travel to Colombia. You had to get a passport. You weren’t sure how long you were going to stay. You could end up moving there with Javi if things went well…or you could end up on a plane back home an hour after you tell him the news.

You were told your US passport would buy you 90 days in the country before you needed to apply for a visa to extend your stay. That was good enough. If Javi wanted you to stay, you could take care of that process right away. If he didn’t…well you wouldn’t need to be in the country more than 90 minutes.

You and Chucho went down to the post office and filled out everything for your passport. They took your photo and you paid the fees. They informed you it would be 10-12 weeks. You asked if there was anything you could do to speed it up. There was an expedited process that would take around 4-8 weeks. You quickly paid the difference and had them expedite it. You didn’t want to wait any longer than you had to.

Chucho drove you both back to the ranch so you could get your car. He assured you he would fill in for Javier until he could be there for you. He went with you to your doctor’s appointments and checked in on you regularly to make sure you were ok. He cried along side you at your ultrasound when you heard the baby’s heartbeat for the first time. He had framed one of the printouts and hung it on the fridge at the ranch. Before you knew it eight weeks had passed and your passport finally arrived. You booked the next flight out to Bogotá.

You glanced out the tiny airplane window. The beautiful mountains of Colombia greeted you. You felt your stomach lurch as the plane rapidly descended and then touched down. Once they turned off the fasten seat belt light, you grabbed your small suitcase and purse and exited the plane.

You made it through customs just fine and asked politely the best way to get to the US embassy. The kind customs agent steered you towards the taxi company. Letting you know that would get you safely there. You grabbed a taxi and were soon standing on the front steps of the US embassy. You took a deep breath and pulled yourself together. You went in and found a receptionist.

“Excuse me,” you said politely. She looked up and gave you a kind smile. “I’m looking for Javier Peña.” Her brow furrowed slightly.

“Are you one of his informants?” She asked with a slight hint of disdain.

“Uh, no,” you stammered. “I’m a…friend. From Texas.” Her eyebrows raised slightly.

“Is he expecting you?” She pushed.

“No,” you said nervously. “I—It’s a surprise.” She looked you over, trying to figure you out. You must have passed her inspection because she smiled and gave you directions to his office.

“I hope he likes the surprise!” She called out as you walked away. You hurried in the direction she had sent you, ready to be done with that interrogation. You were a nervous wreck. You couldn’t help but look at the women around you. All impeccably dressed in skirts and blouses. Hair and makeup flawless. Tall heels making them look lean and sexy. You looked down at yourself. You were wearing the only pair of pants that still fit you comfortably (your belly had finally popped—just enough that you couldn’t button your jeans anymore). So you had opted for some leggings and a sweatshirt for the plane. Once you had stepped out into the stifling Colombian heat you had removed the sweatshirt and were trying not to sweat through the simple black tank top you wore under it.

You quickly ducked into a bathroom when you saw one. You glanced at yourself in the mirror and scoffed at the image before you. Why the hell hadn’t you gone to a hotel first and cleaned up? Oh, right, because you pretty much expected to be getting right back on the airplane after you told Javi the news.

You pulled a hairbrush out of your purse and quickly tamed the mess that twelve hours of traveling had done to it. You shrugged and decided to brush your teeth too. A spritz of perfume and another application of deodorant—fuck, Colombia was hot—and you already felt better. You thought about some makeup, but you had that gorgeous pregnancy glow working for you, so you decided you didn’t need any. You checked to make sure the pictures from the ultrasound were still safely tucked in your purse. You fixed your slightly rumpled clothes and turned back and forth in the mirror. Your tiny bump was just starting to show, and you cradled it for a moment.

“We’ll be ok,” you whispered to your belly. “No matter what. We’ll be alright, my love.” You gathered your things, left the bathroom, and continued on towards Javi’s office. You saw a small sign that said ‘DEA’. You headed in and looked around. There were a bunch of desks crowded together and then a larger office towards the back. You could see Javi through the open blinds, standing at his desk looking over files.

Your heart fluttered and your stomach clenched at the sight of him. It had been so long since you’d seen him. You took one more deep breath for courage and walked into his office.

“Did you get me those files—” Javi began. He looked up and saw you. He whispered your name. “What are you doing here? Is everything ok? Oh, god, did something happen to Pop?”

“He’s fine,” you quickly assured him. “Everything is fine.” Javi sighed in relief. Then he walked over and hugged you tight.

“Fuck,” he whispered against your hair. “Your scared the shit outta me.” He pulled back. “What’re you doing here?” You swallowed thickly.

“I needed to talk to you,” you began.

“So you flew to Colombia?” He said with a small laugh. “Wouldn’t a phone call have been a bit easier.” You had to bite your tongue from yelling at him that he didn’t give you the courtesy of a phone call before he left for Colombia. You didn’t want to fight right now. You needed to tell him about the baby.

“This isn’t really a conversation for the phone,” you told him. He scowled slightly.

“Listen, querida,” he said softly. “I know I just took off, but we didn’t have anything…concrete, you know what I mean? We were just blowing off steam. Having fun. I don’t really owe you an explanation if that’s why you’re here.” You closed your eyes and counted backwards from ten so you wouldn’t pull his gun from his pants and shoot him with it.

“Ok, so first of all,” you said in a voice much calmer than you felt, “we’ve been friends for over twenty fucking years, Peña, so don’t give me this line of bullshit that I was just another of your many sexual conquests. We have a history and a relationship beyond what occurred in the bedroom. So, yeah, a goodbye would have been fucking nice, you prick.” Whoa, calm down, you thought. You took another deep breath. “But that’s besides the point. What’s done is done. And that’s not why I’m here.”

“Then why are you here?” Javi asked again with a frown. You looked into his gorgeous brown eyes.

“I’m pregnant.”

Part 3

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