#i just told him a joke

[scrambledslut]

crying over a man? yes.

#i just told him a joke #that’s why he’s smiling #i promise #source? #I HAVE A BOMB #lord he’s so pretty #javier peña #javier pena x reader #javier pena imagine #javier pena x y/n #narcos #pedro pascal #joel miller x reader #joel miller x y/n #btw it’s not my gif #if you know whose it is pls tell me so i can credit them <3

[shower-phantom-ideas]

Danny as Fenton takes a hit that no human boy should survive while in a different city (im going crossover here) and just transforms into phantom and pretends to be all sad that he died. Just for a moment. He then proceeds to kick the baddies ass. Claims he got ghost powers and fucks off. Imagine if Captain America or Batman saw this while failing ti protect him, hell or any hero type. Danny doesn’t think much on it and just goes on with his week. Continues being Fenton of course but what if he runs into whatever hero, but out if costume, saw him do that.

“How are you here? And alive?”

Danny holding a smoothie:”uhhhh I made a miraculous recovery”

He just shrugs it off and goes about his day. It isn’t until he finally gets some sleep later that night that he wakes up in a cold sweat realising he now knows their secret identity. “Oh well it’s neat I guess” starts to go back to sleep only to bolt back up “oh god now they know my secret identity”

Meanwhile said hero is too busy trying to figure out how to help this random kid to even be worried about the fact that they outed themselves. Someone else probably points it out to them and has to explain it twice before it gets thru.

#danny phantom #crossovers #dp x mcu #dpxdc #dp x dc #I like to use batman a lot cause his need to protect these kids probably makes him a little stupid #like imagine him in the batcave looking into fenton now and nightwing comes in starts asking about it #only to have to find out that bruce basically told the kid hes batman #except bruce is tired and worried so he isnt getting it #no B I mean like how does bruce wayne know the kid died. only batman saw it #if you are trying to make some sort of joke it’s not working. now please excuse me I have to figure this out #a sigh and facepalm #B imagine what the kid is gonna think when bruce wayne asks him how he is alive but batman watched him die. #slowly bruce stops typing and leans back from the computer #he freezes #eyes widening #a soft but sharp intake #oh #yea oh B geeze you must be tired if it took this long for you to get ut #bruce with his head in his hands realising he just messed up big time #maybe he should get more sleep after all #as for the mcu I would like to think it was hawkeye or hulk #I like hulk cause it’s also a bruce but I like hawkeye more. guy is very comfort character #clint just kid I saw you die now why don’t you explain that #danny giving him nothing till clints like come on it’s kinda messed up letting me think I let a kid die isnt it. #oh poor me loosing so much sleep watching a young boy become a ghost. I could hardly go on #danny rolls his eyes laying it on a little thick arent we old man #gasp! I will have you know I am only (insert haskeyes age here) #geeze you are waaayyy okder than I thought

[punkeropercyjackson]

"This is the gender fuckery and cis+ website"You guys can't even handle trans people who don't want to physically transition

#no because this literally ruined my first best friendship after i grew up friendless my whole life💀she sxually harrased me with bodyshaming #and the worst part is that it wasn't even her saying i'll never be a man i'm bigender and super femme and THAT'S why i want to stay afab #but she refused to understand me!!!she expected my femininity to be the same as a cisgirls and my manhood the same as binary trans dudes' #i explained my gender SO MANY TIMES and she used 'she' 'accidentally' even though her fuckass also called me 'a girl in a he/him kinda way' #she saw my bigenderness and genderfluidity as a fucking joke instead of who i actually am just because i don't want t or surgeries bc gnc #and i told her both those things too but here we are!!BE NORMAL ABOUT TRANS PEOPLES BODIES AND STOP BEING A DICK EVEN IF YOU'RE ALSO TRANS #trans #transgender #transmasc #transmasculine #bigender #genderfluid #trans men #demigirl #ftm #transfem #trans women #nonbinary #agender #demiboy #transneutral #transmascfem #black femme #genderqueer #xenogender #catgender #dragongender #ghostgender #💌 #summerposting

[venomgaia]

Yield That Thang

#driftoodles #limbus company #Meursault #Dante #ANOTHER ONE #i love all of meursaults ids but Blade Lineage has been the most fun so far #bc he refuses to actually do his job right and still loops around to being awesome #ik theres the joke of 'the manager told him [joke] so he did' #but in my situation im imagining dante weeping bc instead od losing a clash meursault has deemed it more efficient to just SQUARE UP #and start rockin people's worlds harder. i mean it gets the job done ig #i keep saying im done but i think ill be done for now. #i have. more important stuff to work on shortly.

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #narukami yu #yu narukami #tatsumi kanji #kanji tatsumi #souyo #feeling flustered yosuke? #honestly on the one hand it feels yosuke panicked because “oh no the gay allegations how could i beat them!” #(awfully actually) #but on the other it feels like he was also just getting flustered when a sincere answer was directed at him #look its a theme with him if you tell him nice things about him he panicks and immediately tries to play it down #yosuke you ARE a catch and you might be joking here but you ARE dependable and good looking and im glad you recognised that here #yu not getting why yosuke looks proud because doesn't yosuke already know hes a good catch and is amazing and indeed all that #it's canon my uncle at atlus told me so #he's good with his queue

[9rumb0-burner-account2]

exclusive character design lore only at hermitshipping tumblr dot com

Do you know there is some saying of wearing only one side earring symbolise incomplete and loneliness?

But what if the other half earring is given to another person?

Then when you meet him would you start seeing that incomplete piece of yourself?

Whether he goes your part of existence accompany?

Do you see reunion through him?

#hi guuuuuuuuuuys guess who is on their business againnnnnnnnnnnnn #initially I design mumbo with one side earring (redstone made) for drips and slays only #Then I was like k where's the other half go- #BAM grian has it now #the scenario would be like grian being really really really want shin things like mumbo's earrings cuz bird mode #and mumbo's autistic ass just *takes down one of them and give him* #grian would joke about it later on but he secretly keeps it like a little treasure #whether he thinks about mumbo's relationship with him he'd take the earring out and stare at it #he told himself not to overthink it #but he can't stop thinking. #hermitshipping #grumbo #90 draws

[iero]

x

#gerard way #frank iero #gerard #iero #my chemical romance #mcr #mcr tour 2022 #my edit #blood tw #The best part of this is Frank in the first gif... You can just see him mentally preparing to make that joke. #Also him yelling out what I believe is 'I fucking told you!' to Mikey or Ray in the second to last gif... :) #Anyway best buds. Best buds!!!

[movedtodykedvonte]

Miguel visiting the apartments of the Spider-recruits forgetting that being painfully broke is apart of most Spider-people’s canon events:

#my headcanon is he visited peter before he and mj moved back in together and saw his studio thing and his bed on the gross ass floor #and was like i think you need to join me more than I need you to join #and it was the only joke he told peter since but it really was him just forgetting how rich he is compared to most spiders #miguel o'hara #spidersona #across the spiderverse #atsv #spiderverse #but really if spiderman wasn't fuckin broke the entire thing wouldnt have happened

[chloecherrysip]

"C'mon, Luigi! Pump those legs!"

"I'm trying, I'm trying. I got bad knees!"

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros #mario and luigi #super mario bros movie spoilers #cherrysip edits #I LOVE THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE SO MUCH #other than just being a fun nod to 2D platforming it's just such an amazing way of showcasing mario's character so vividly #he is driven and athletic and impulsive and rushes into things and won't be told no #he moves full-steam ahead and makes it all up as he goes along #but!!! the one thing he IS always very mindful of is his brother and what he needs to keep up safely #even if there's some joking and complaining along the way they trust each other implicitly and will follow each other anywhere #even just the fact that mario opens the door at the end when he's on the outside and the gate obviously isn't locked and it's not necessary #it's just a nice little thing he does for luigi because they're brothers and he loves him ;_; #on a very different note: luigi straight up KO's a guy in the fourth gif lololol #and then promptly gets stuck in wet cement in the next one ;; poor bb he's just apologizing the whole way #i love themmmm

[yourlocalabomination]

LONG HAIR SPANKOFFSKI SUPREMACY!!!

Some of y’all are not appreciating the fact this man has his hair in a bun in Time Bastard/Working Boys.

#Ted spankoffski has long hair Joey Richter personally told me himself /gen #yea I’m not joking about the gen there my friends bought me a Joey cameo in which he drops Ted lore #He said Ted grew his hair out after Pete got a gf cos he thought it would help him get girls I fucking can’t- #I can edit that cameo and post it btw if anyone wants - it’s literly just Joey acting as Ted for 5 mins #anyway this is a snippet of a larger ted piece I’m making rn but it deserved it own post #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #starkid #starkid productions #team starkid #starkid fanart #time bastard #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #nightmare time #nmt #starkid nightmare time #hatchetfield nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #hatchetverse #joey richter #fanart #my art

[cementcornfield]

https://youtu.be/pKnAtIVhZGo?si=q5jHhQSdx1EGKblN

Ja’marr saying that just Joe being present uplifted the team 🥹

Despite the fact that he wasn't able to be on the field, how was he keeping the team in great spirits?

Honestly [Joe's] presence is enough. I honestly told him that one day, he probably thought I was joking. But just him bringing his presence to practice, him being around us at practice, brings joy to some of the guys' faces. Especially when we're out there just running routes and we just see Joe come and walking over, you know it brightens everyone's day and brings more energy to the practice.

#oh my god 😭😭 #ja'marr had soooo much to say about how joe's presence is so important!! #joe just being there brings smiles to everyone's faces!! #brightens everyone's day!!! #(maybe no one more so than ja'marr but he's just gonna apply it to the whole team 🥲) #and ja'marr sincerely told him this!! and joe thought he was joking!!! #the way these two communicate!! it keeps me up at night!! #he's just running routes at practice...sees joe and instantly feels his day is brightened....he tells him this fact #joe laughs him off #ahhhHHHHHHH #thank you anon i hadn't noticed this was uploaded yesterday THANK YOU #if nobody else got me (my youtube algorithm) i know my anons got me <3 #ja'marr chase #joe burrow #tee higgins

[equill]

Another Otsutsuki?!

we’re messing up the timeline for this one. (I lost this crack idea but then it came back… the abyss stare back and I jumped in.)

anyways, now some kids meeting the new kid

Panel 1: There’s something wrong here.

Comic 1: Attention.

they’re both in the same boat

Comic 2: Day Off (with confusion.)

he just a little insecure,, (kakashi still told him to get it together)

back to the future now

Comic 3: What. (huh?)

Panel 2: very tiny.

#naruto #naruto fanart #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #rin nohara #toneri otsutsuki #fanart #art #my art #sketch #drawing #digital art #creating silly posts pumps my brain #kid obito had immediately had distrust of the new kid #and couldn’t even explain why so he stood there glaring #obito looks at kakashi 20 years later after Toneri admits defeat with “I TOLD you he’s was weird“ #kakashi after getting back to earth promptly puts obito in jail #ALSO when I saw Toneri for the first time his design is so neat! #I haven’t watched the movie so I read the description of the guy to have an idea of him #what I got is that Toneri is unhinged too ANYWAYS moving on #Toneri ends up noticing Kakashi white chakra and follows him with curiosity #Kakashi’s ends up choosing not to be jerk lets him stick around as long as he isn’t in the way #toneri takes a bit of insult because even if he’s missing eyes he’s definitely not weak #so showing some skills without destroying his disguise he ends up impressing kakashi #while kakashi talks with him and offering advice and asking him if he wants yo try anything else #he doesn’t know but Toneri immediately in his mind claims kakashi has his #this post could’ve absolutely gone from silly to psychological horror #like real quick haha #imagine the joke was just kakashi going through more issues 😭 the punchline is that there isn’t one

[necessarymeanstoanend]

this was actually so fun to draw

inspired by @ourownbelovedbohemians

here he is in the white void of doom because i actually prefer how it looks this way.

#i told myself ‘just a quick three hour doodle- nothing too serious. it is just a meme after all’ #16 hours later (and 30min… i wish i was joking) #i wish i could say it was the background that took forever but that only took like…7hrs??? i think. anyway the sketch alone took me 3 #i wanted to make sure i got the pose right #i’ll probably end up drawing him as a silly little templar again just bc it’s too perfect #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #fanart #drawing #like minds 2006 #murderous intent movie #nigel colbie fanart #like minds fanart #art #digital art #tom sturridge #the sandman

[feathers-silly-rambles]

Alastor's deal was to get found family-ed and he's scared.

#Lilith just told him to go be Charlie's friend #oh no #this is a joke #but it'd be funny as hell #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie #hazbin hotel lilith #lilith #hazbin spoilers #spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #I just wrote an essay post and tumblr deleted it because I had the audacity to put pictures on it and now I'm sad :(

[origami-trust]

Dracula, May 28th: Here he caught sight of the strange symbols as he opened the envelope, and the dark look came into his face, and his eyes blazed wickedly—"the other is a vile thing..."

Dracula, Sept 25th: He opened it, and for an instant his face fell. Then he stood up and bowed. "Oh, you so clever woman!" he said.

a quick contrast here in how the opposing sides view shorthand, a message they cannot read: Dracula is furious, he is cruel; how dare Jonathan withhold information, how dare he think he has any power in his situation, how dare think he have anything beyond what Dracula chooses to give him. He promptly burns the letter, in front of him, to show Jonathan how helpless he is Van Helsing, in desperate need of this information, and though upset - gracefully accepts this joke, and asks for help. He acts charmingly, he doesn't use his Stern Talking to Women Voice (c) to tell Mina she must not do this, they part as the start of dear friends

#dracula #dracula daily #no strong points here just musing on this being the second time somebody else saw shorthand #Mina: I played a joke on the wonderful professor I showed him shorthand #Jonathan: ...and what did he do? #Mina: told me I was clever and asked for my help in translating it #Jonathan: oh he *is* wonderful

[totallynotlx]

Take me with you

A/N: I dunno why I wrote this. I dunno if this is supposed to make me feel better or worse but hey, I just wanted to let this out lmao. Also I'm still working on that other fic and that's where I'll be coping hard so enjoy this one (or not asdfkjasd) for now

Tags: Death, Greiving, Coping, JJK spoilers, not proofread so there's that

Word Count: 753

All you see is an empty corridor devoid of any pop of color. All you hear is the soft tap of your shoes against polished wood. The numbness is there, yet you seem to feel everything simultaneously. Your heart felt like it was breaking with each step as if you were trampling over it. You suppress the urge to claw at your chest like it will ease your anxiety. The usual hallway you would pass by every day without any thought felt like it stretched on forever today. You take a right instead of going straight to the classrooms today. This is also different from your daily routine. You continue on your lonely journey through the quiet hallways and reach the end of the hall, where a staircase leads you to the basement where Shoko's lab is located.

With each descent you make, you can feel your resolve crumbling away. Death wasn't a new concept to you, not when you were in the Jujutsu world. Death is a concept that visits every once in a while. It's not a welcome one, but a common picture nonetheless.

You round the corner and see the usual silhouette in the lab coat. Shoko's head was downcast, looking at a lifeless figure on the table. You catch a glimpse of a familiar large hand and take a sharp inhale of breath before steeling your emotions. 

"Shoko." Your voice came out like a mere whisper. The woman's shoulder tenses up before turning to you. 

"Y/N." She says in acknowledgment of your presence. 

"Am I... Is he..." Your words were stuck at the back of your throat. They won't come out. "I'm sorry, I can't—"

"It's alright." She says but shakes her head almost immediately. Yeah, nothing is alright. "I'll be upstairs if you need me." She says as she taps your shoulder lightly. Without her blocking the view, you turn away from the lifeless figure before you. You nod silently, and she makes her way up, leaving you in the cold and silent room. 

Inhale. Exhale. 

You prepare to face him, slowly turning your head and seeing his hand in your peripheral vision again, only to turn away. You lean an arm against the table where the inanimate body lies silently. 

"I can't do this." You plead to nobody in particular, turning your head to the ceiling, focusing your eyes on the light, and fighting against the tears threatening to fall from your eyes. Your breathing hitches, and you slowly reach out a hand towards the hand that lay dormant on the table. It was cold. The usual warm hand that traced circles on the back of your hand was cold. Your other hand reaches to your chest and scrunches the shirt you wore like the movement can stop your heart from hurting. A silent cry escapes your lips as you hold his hand in yours. He usually returns the favor by pulling your hand towards his lips and kissing the back of your hand with a smile, but it is absent now. Your eyes trail over his hand, up to his arms, before finally settling down on his face. 

Eyes closed. Body eerily still. His disheveled, blood-soaked hair drooped over his eyelids. He was still the same Satoru you remembered. The strongest, the best, but now he lay here lifeless. You take note of the wounds that covered his body, and even though a white blanket was draped over his body, you could see the gap near his waist. 

He's gone. 

The fact hit you like a train. The thought alone made you lose control over your emotions. You wailed, letting out a deep-seated cry from within your soul as you threw yourself over to his chest, stone-cold and unmoving. 

"Satoru," you whispered his name like a prayer, "Satoru, I can't do this." You tell him as you cup his face with both hands. "At least take me with you, damn it." You chuckle, but there is no life in it. He'd probably chide you if he heard you say that, but you were only met with silence.

"You said you'd come back to me," you scream, "you said you'd win!" You continued to cry as you clung to him for dear life. "Satoru, please..."

Your voice trailed off, and as the room was filled with your cries, you were only met with more silence. You knew Satoru would like you to continue living for his sake, too, but is a life without him worth living?

#gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru #gojo x you #gojo x reader #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk angst #my prompts #gojo my beloved i hope u rest well （；´д｀）ゞ #the title is just me being dramatic #also came from a joke where i told my friends that if this man goes ill go with him lmaoooo #﹒⭔﹒take me with you﹒✿