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sirgawainofgalifrey · 3 months
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You know, now that Athena has gotten pissed off and tried to kill Annabeth, and we know that later Hera is gunning for her as well, they should keep it going
Like by the end of the series we could have Percy "picking a knife fight with every single god" Jackson paralleled by all the gods fistfighting over who gets to personally murder Annabeth.
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Actually on the topic of speedsters being high-key energy vampires without realizing it, it'd be a super funny plot point if some extra dimensional travellers stumbled across their dimension and freaked the fuck out because 'HOLY SHIT THATS A VAMPIRE!!!'
And then the camera just pans over to Bart playing flappy bird in the corner.
I just think it'd be really funny if there was a dimension that just had really bad luck with speedsters and managed to only get bad speedsters who really took advantage of the whole 'draining energy to get more power' thing and the people of that dimension were just Super Not Cool with Speedsters™.
Dick: Okay, okay, calm down. They aren't 'vampires'! Really! They've never stolen anyone's energy, tell em Wally
Wally: ....
Wally: Do you... want me to lie?
Personally, I just think it'd be really really funny.
Extra Dimensional Dude, swinging Bart around by his shoulders: Look at this thing! Look at it!!! It will destroy you!!!!
Kon: Oh tell me about it. Last week I had to play as Sonic because he hid all the Mario games. Sonic. It was absolutely soul crushing.
Bart: Sonic is cool. You just have terrible taste
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wildernezz · 1 month
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i have a vision.
new headcanon that light has a purse dog bc he wanted his dad to get him a police dog but all he got was this fur-ridden amoeba
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i also like to imagine he monologues to the lil guy and every now and then sun-tzu'll stare at walls and it freaks the shit out of ryuk.
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also L would have a goldfish bc i think it'd be really fun but i'll draw that later.
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frost-faerie · 5 months
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We need more fucked up apollo justice backstories. Someone make him son of Beyonce or something
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twink-with-an-agenda · 4 months
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This has a target audience of like 3 people, but I think that the Dark Urge should have Harrowhark flavoured lobotomy-induced amnesia. When they see the visions of Gortash at the goblin camp, they start violently hemorrhaging and throwing up like Harrow in HtN whenever she is reminded of Gideon. Just full on bleeding out of their nose and ears and they cannot tell why
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kineticallyanywhere · 4 months
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hatsune miku with her hair down should be like tony hawk without a skateboard
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katyobsesses · 19 days
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I need maddie to be the one to tell buck that he and eddie are basically dating, like he does to her and chim in buck actually. like a full on callback to that scene
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superdaisypowerhour · 5 months
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I like to think paul looks like camilla except with a full beard. like same voice, same fuckass bob but then they turn around and BAM palamedes glasses and beard.
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theoitems · 2 months
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If Hermitcraft 10 ends in a big dramatic way it should end with everyone getting a snail and the snails having been forgotten abt or put in an enclosure or something get hungry and begin eating everything lol
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swordaf · 28 days
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The funniest thing they could do now is have a serious sit down style video of just Shayne and Courtney on smosh pit. It’s the two of them addressing everything going on and talking about all the love and support they’ve gotten from everyone around them and they’re thanking everyone. All without actually stating if they’re married or not. An entire video of them talking about everyone’s reactions and not a second talking about their relationship. Video ends with them leaning in for a kiss but it cuts to black just a few seconds before they can.
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iguessmyfishisgay · 2 months
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Someone draw Alice pushing two computer screens together (Chester and Norris) and saying "Now kiss!"
She ships them hardcore
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I'm just sayin' DC vs Vampires would've been 200% better if Wally had just been following Vampire King Dick around the entire time as an incorporeal living energy construct/speedforce ghost. He wouldn't be able to do anything but he could relentlessly mock Dick and that? That's a life worth living.
It'd just be 20 issues of Dick trying to lie, have serious moments, be romantic, ect, all with Wally in the background trying his very best to be a one man comedy act.
I'm imagining Dick stealthily stalking some prey and Wally, bright glowing yellow Wally, pops out and just starts pointing at him shouting "YO OLLIE, HE'S RIGHT HERE! TAKE THE SHOT! TAKE THE SHOT!!!"
Dick keeps asking Wally to come back.... so that he can murder him again. Wally theoretically could come back, he's just doing way more damage like this so he's choosing not to.
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autumn-blue · 6 months
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Someone should draw Pearlina in this
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i wish people made edits of kratos like they do with arthur morgan, itd be funny as hell. kratos thirst trap edit.
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notacaravan · 2 years
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I hope that if Cap has a big emotional coming out scene, at one point you can just see Humphrey's body stumbling by the window
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somanyants · 2 years
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Spy x Family Teenage!Anya au where Yor and Loid are going through their now rebellious daughter’s old photo album and Loid starts weeping over all of her doctored/extremely fake baby pictures because he forgot they weren’t real.
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