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I love Benny fuckers because any time I see a post being horny for that checker suited freak itโ€™s almost always either
A. Something tender and longing. You want to feel his hands on yours. You want to cup his face in your hands and tell him โ€œItโ€™s okay. You donโ€™t have to fight alone anymore. Iโ€™ll be by your side.โ€ You want to feel him relax in your grip, want to feel and see the breath heโ€™s been holding in for so long leave his lungs. You want to make him feel safe, make him feel as though heโ€™s actually going to make it this time. That heโ€™s finally going to know peace. The boot riders, the chairmen, it was all for this moment; it was all for the sanctity of having someone he can trust, fully and openly, with his life.
Or B. You wanna grab him by the leg and swing him around over your head and throw him at the walls like a milk soaked ragdoll and hit him with a stick and just generally treat him like a chew toy (he is buck naked save for his suit jacket and enjoying all of this a little too much)
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twink-with-an-agenda ยท 17 hours
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"hands are made for holding" not in star wars. in star wars theyre made for geting chopped off..
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which dungeon meshi character are you?
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reblog w the song lyrics in your head NOW. either stuck in yr head or what yr listening to
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itโ€™s actually funny how much DE explicitly states in the opening scenes โ€˜hi you are playing a cop. A cop has a certain social and political role. It affects how people engage you.โ€™ and how little it nevertheless shows up in popular readings
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Importing this from twitter because I figured you all might like it
I didn't find anything like this in my search for it, so I put together all of the characters that are in the Adventurer's Bible into a height reference chart.
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me (in an old timey TV commercial voice): So, you played Fallout: New Vegas because you liked the television show so much and gosh... You may be wondering just what comes next! May I suggest trying hormone replacement therapy?
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This has been a PSA.
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choices made in anger is such a crazy image. if you know what i'm talking about
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Imagine calling Palestinians documenting their own genocide on their iPhones powered by a MacGyvered car battery "misinformation" because it hasn't been backed up and approved of by 40 peer-reviewed data analysts from the West that you personally approve of. I can't imagine being that ghoulish and heartless
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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:
vibrator dies mid use
roll a shitty joint
realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention
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For auld lang syne, my dear
For auld lang syne
We'll tak a cup o' kindness yet
For auld lang syne
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Everybody say hello to Felix Couriersix
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I guess I just don't see the Catholicism and the weird bloody horny elements of TLT being at odds with eachother. This is the cannibalism-as-sacrament, yonic sidewound, St-Catherine-drinking-pus-as-penance, gilded bones religion. Erotic Christ-as-mother mystic visions have kind of been a thing for a while
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