#i have my ways

[anarchywoofwoof]

if you ever say anything mean about yourself ever again i will know about it and you're gonna be in big trouble so don't do it

#text #i have my ways #or maybe i don't but are you seriously gonna risk it #have you seen this blog #i would err on the side of caution is all i'm saying

[voltstone]

WHERE'S WEDNESDAY? [1]

(wednesday memes - the hyde)

...there's something not quite right about these.

#volt's shit #wednesday memes #wednesday 2022 #wednesday netflix #wednesday show #wednesday addams #tyler galpin #the hyde #enid sinclair #morticia addams #gomez addams #pugsley addams #xavier thorpe #bianca barclay #yes i put the hyde in every picture #yes this is what i do with my time #yes this was all done on canva #i have my ways

[unnerving-presence]

weskeyes..

#also i’m not sure if that’s a scar or what in the middle of re4r wesker’s eyebrows but i wanna kiss it #i can take both of em #not in a fight but #i have my ways

[supertuna-sideblog]

"Now look at the camera, baby." A firm hand turns your head for you, fingers gripping your jaw so hard the flesh of your cheeks dimples. Tears brim along your waterline, your lashes wet and spiky as you look down the camera lens with blurry eyes. You sniffle - nose runny - and struggle to speak through the swollen purse of your lips. "S-Seokjin..." Tsking, a low voice chides you. "Come on, sweetheart. You know that's not what you're supposed to say." Those strong fingers squeeze, dragging your attention away from the cell phone and back to Hobi. "Tell Jinnie the truth." Heat flushes from the top of your head down to the tips of your toes in an electric rush. A heavy thrum of filthy-pleasure-shame pulses low in your belly as your bare toes dig into fresh cotton sheets. Knees aching, and elbows trembling; nerves shot to hell and back. You glance from the blackhole of Hobi's eyes to his phone. "Jin," you hiccup his name, a wet little cough. Hobi cooes, zooming in on your face as he reaches up to thumb away a tear clinging to the corner of your eyes. "I've been - I've been a very b-bad girl." "That's right," Hobi agrees, his smile a mean baring of teeth. "And you know better. Don't you?" You nod frantically, slick thighs rubbing together as your abused pussy throbs. "I do, I do!"

"Hm."

Hobi considers you for a long moment, the hand holding his phone steady. His eyes greedily trace the pathetic sight you make propped up as you are on your hands and knees like a bitch in heat, sweat-slick and needy. "What do you think, Jinnie?" Hobi glances at his screen, raising a dark brow. "D'you think she's really sorry?" He ignores your desperate little, 'm so sorry, please, Hobi, and rounds the bed so he's next to you. Humming in the back of his throat, he crouches down until you're in view of the screen.

Taps his thumb to change the camera to front facing as he grins and loops an arm around your bare, trembling shoulders.

Instantly, you feel a shudder pass through you as your vision is filled with Seokjin's face; the pretty flush high on his cheeks, the raw-bitten swell of his bottom lip, the mussed fringe clinging to his forehead, the low dip of his brows and the angry glare of his eyes.

He looks starved - half mad with the desire to reach out and touch, taunt, tease.

You whine, "Seokjin, please, I-"

"Ah, ah, ah."

Hobi cuts you with a firm look, his palm even firmer when it smacks against your ass. He makes sure the camera picks up on the jiggle of fat, the startled flinch as your eyes flutter shut and your mouth drops open.

"I thought you were going to be good for us," he says, pinching and tugging at a nipple until you're begging him to stop, "if you don't stop, I'll have to keep punishing you. Do you want that?"

"No, no!" Your head thrashes side to side, fingers twisting in the sheets. "Please, I'll be good. I promise!"

When Seokjin speaks, his voice is wrecked; low, and whiskey-rough, "I don't know if I believe you, baby."

You shoot him a watery glare, brows furrowed low over your eyes. "I'll be," you sniffle, "I'll be so good for you. Please, can't take it anymore. I wanna cum."

Hobi snorts, trails the tips of his fingers down the curve of your spine. "You act like you didn't do this to yourself."

He drags a finger down the length of your slit, playing with your slick as he makes his way to your swollen clit. "You're so fucking wet and messy, baby. See, Seokjinnie?"

Then holds his hand up for Seokjin's inspection. You flush, stomach twisting as the light glints off the evidence of your arousal. You almost turn your head away before catching yourself. Seokjin's breath shudders from him, his eyes slipping closed with a groan. His bare shoulders ripple with movement as his head drops back to expose the line of his throat. The bob of his Adam's apple as the sound of slick friction echoes over the video.

Fuck, you wish you could see him right now.

"Wish I was there right now," he murmurs, his eyes cracking open a sliver. "I'd kiss you better, baby."

Hobi hums, sucking his fingers into his mouth. "If I'd let you," he jokes, licking up the last of your slick from his skin. "She's been a brat all week. She deserves what I'm doing."

I hope you understand, dear, little, anon. This will not go unpunished.

#jung hoseok x reader #kim seokjin x reader #jung hoseok smut #kim seokjin smut #j hope x reader #jin x reader #bts imagines #I will find you #and I will make you suffer #I have my ways

[shittygaypornmagazine]

So what if I'm wearing 3 pairs of glasses at once huh

#I have my ways #glasses

[officialhelmutzemo]

so how did u get off the raft ?

don’t worry about it

#I have my ways #baron zemo #helmut zemo #zemo #zemo rp

[dryemiddi]

sorry, but I have a question, Silence can turn his scythe into sickles, as a more convenient weapon

Little late to this one, sorry! His primary weapon is a scythe, and I thought I would leave it at just the scythe and no sickles-- that was until I saw the newest Puss in Boots Movie.

And now I'm having second thoughts.

#ask #undertale au #silence #accidentverse #anon #Dream!Error #Puss in Boots: The Last Wish #Puss in Boots #death #UTMV #undertale outcode #look man I have a simple brain #I see something I like and I immediately want to incorporate it into my own work #somehow #i have my ways

[moghedien]

Girl shrine girl shrine girl shrine

#I need normal Sailor Moon #Pluto and Saturn #I could probably find Sailor Moon out and about which is the only reason I haven’t gotten her yet #I’m gonna have to order Puu and Hotaru tho #it would be great if I found them on sale but I doubt that’s gonna happen #I might catch Usagi on sale #but I’ve never seen any of the outers in physical stores #I caught most of these on sale btw #you catch me doing one thing and its gonna be not paying full price #i have my ways

[blue-berry-a-trash-artist]

#I have my ways #digital art #my art lmao #my shitty art #digitalart #my comic #brew berry art

[movedtohypnocus]

i need to just make a post abt how to find music youre more likely going to like instead of just like. waiting for spotify's discover weekly to update bc that takes too long and isnt always good

#postnocus #i have My Ways

[ariays]

Honestly I'm done once/if Netflix cancels Lockwood & Co.

I'm gone. I've got alternative ways to watch shows without giving Netflix a single cent. I'm serious and I don't care. Lol. They don't deserve my money if they decide to axe off another good show with so much potential.

So if I ever feel like rewatching lockwood and co or any other Netflix shows, I'm just gonna use the alternate way and watch them happily without paying Netflix a single cent of my money 🤗

#lockwood and co netflix #Netflix #lockwood & co #I have my ways

[cherrykamado]

sanemi :(((

#he wont let me chew on him but :(( #i have my WAYS #im currently working to chew on his arm today #need to distract him a bit use my charms n then *chomp* #probs would end in wrestling like always like it should >:)) #chernemicore.💚

[ekyom]

Baked goods upon ye! >:3c

🍞🍩🍰🍪🍞🍩🍰🍞🍩🍰🍪🍞🍩🍰🍪

(And some honey for good measure 🍯🍯🍯)

Rations for the times ahead… plenty of sweets to sustain me :)

(That better be Minecraft Bee honey 🔪 I don’t let no real bee sap in MY househome)

#secret Eko Fact: i alas… don’t like honey #taste Bad #HOWEVER #it will not go to waste 😏 #I have my ways #Eko Answers

[lokislittlesigyn]

bestie HUSH that gif set is NOT a fanfic inspo

SSSHHHHHHHHH….. ITS FINE….. HE’LL BE FINE DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT……. 👀👀

#i have my ways #anything can be fanfic inspo if you try hard enough #<3 #>:3c #friends #lostgreekgod

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[thunderon]

“long hair on guys doesn’t make them less masculine. think keanu reeves, jason momoa, danny trejo, or the guy at your local dive bar who rides a motorcycle”

*the crowd nods*

“so long hair doesn’t necessarily determine masculinity”

*the crowd, more hesitant, still nodding*

“butches can have long hair—“

*GUNSHOT*

#the tedtalk i would give if i could #if i see ‘they’re not butch because they have long hair’ one more time i will flip a table #frustrating frustrating frustrating #also this is NOT in any way a knock on my short haired butches ily #op #bestof