#i hate twitter bro

[lewdo]

an intellectual f1 fan: *dislikes max because, he’s used slurs and refused to apologise, he can’t stand when anything doesn’t go his way and throws a strop over it, ignores when his team and fans insight hate and abuse, is a shitty person.*

non intellectual f1 fans, white men and tv pundits: you hate max because he’s winning.

#bro i hated him BEFORE that #the winning just makes me hate him MORE #i went back to twitter and now natalie’s comments are flooding it #like girl stfu

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE AT 17: what if people think im stupid

ALPHA DAVE AT 37: they all know im stupid but theres nothing they can do to stop me

#source: @rogue_leader on twitter #i thought about making this say candy!dave but then i remembered i fucking hate hs^2 LMAO #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha bro

[harvestmoth]

get rejuv blasted again!! only this time i have like a three week backlog of things i forgot to post here

#so ill be posting all of that all at once ^_^ bare with me #yea sorry most of this is glitter girl again. i hate her #anyways where did i post all of this before? twitter! i have made a terrible mistake. #bro its so scary over there. theres so many people over there and theyre all so so nice what the hell. #i mean there’s probably a bunch of awful ones too but i only went there to look at pretty rejuv art and to post my random idiocy there also #but anyways. all the people there are so cool theyre so awesome i love all of their art so bad #its soso so scary though i am terrified daily of that place #ill never hit it but if i hit 100 followers there im deactivating immediately #only reason i havent yet is because my friend would yell at me and i wouldnt be able to look at the cool art anymore #anywqys wahoo yahey yippe yay pokemon rejuvenation wee #pokemon rejuvenation

[secretmellowblog]

Me (an lotr fan): wow I don’t think I could be more heartbroken over the way giant corporations have taken the story I loved and reduced it to a hollow financial asset that does enormous real-world harm. I hate how the story is irrelevant and meaningless to executives who only see it as a hollow spectacle they can manipulate for profit. But thankfully I can’t be surprised anymore there is no way they can possibly make it worse

Warner Bros:

Me:

#FUCK ALL THESE HORRIBLE GODAWFUL MONSTERS I HATE ALL OF THEM #I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE IT. #I KNEW THE STUPID GARBAGE AMAZON TRASH WOULD LEAD TO MORE GARBAGE LIKE THIS #*cough cough* #anyway #Lol love to see something you care about turned into a hollow empty product that exists only to burn down rainforests #though because the nft market crashed #itD be super funny if Warner bros invested everything in the stupid nft thing and bankrupted themselves #like the way the One Ring destroys itself #you know? the whole evil destroying itself thing #every day I go on Twitter but limit myself to thirty minutes because all the massive psychic damage I receive #but yeah it Sucks when a thing that was important to you becomes a tool for actual objective Evil

[earlgodwin]

Annoying blog, always posting millions gifs of shows most people dgaf

then why can't you seek other blogs instead of being this heated and popping muscles over what i post lol

#this is so bizarre and random i can't stop laughing #it's not like i'm gonna suddenly stop posting about said shows so at some point you need to cope anon idk #bro sometimes i forget that tumblr has a bunch of weird losers as much as twitter has #my first hate anon lol #messages

[chirpsythismorning]

I thought toxic Milkvans already went as low as they possibly could. And yet one of them coming on here to pose as a Will stan/El anti, saying that no one on the show loves her and so she should just die in s5, is a new level of low with which I have not fully wrapped my head around yet.

#byler #stranger things #like im genuinely concerned and disturbed #and yes i know it was a milkvan… #the most well known toxic milkvan on Twitter #either that or one of their mutuals #bc I rambled about willel twins to them #and at the same time as that was happening one of them tweeted willels need to SHUT THE FUCK UP #it’s just sad bro #so sad #you say you love el #and then the moment you get insecure about milkvan #your solution to quelling those doubts starting to add up #is to roleplay as an el anti #to try to trick bylers into saying they hate el? so you can say SEEE? HA! I KNEW IT…? #like literally just days ago this account was saying they hated Will #and that bylers hate el they just pretend they don’t #like this is so sad dude #they deactivated the tumblr #obviously #hope theyre back on Twitter and coping by enjoying milkvan content #instead of getting off on targeting strangers on entirely different platforms #over a fictional ship!!!!!

[gaminegay]

i fucking hate Instagram with such passion

#Im not on twitter I bet id feel the same #Everything is stolen. People are fucking idiots commenting and then those idiot comments are on top #Nothing but fuckin animal sympathy bait and CLICKBAIT reels #And comments that are judgemental and dumb and hateful #And so many 'i just posted a VICIOUS bear attack' comments bro that's unwell?? #Men hating women like it's the 2000s. Homophobia everywhere. Mom bloggers thinking they know best #I literally need to stop looking at comments before I delete #MY FOLLOWERS ARE LOVELY THO they are nice and kind and deserve better #dont get me STARTED on the app itself nothing works if any webbed thing should go out of business besides twitter it's insta #Love the ppl I met there hate the fucking everything else

[ihatemrbonzo]

fuck mr bonozo ;)

if i was a infant baby fresh into the world, would you say this to me?

#this was a visceral notification to wake up to #“oh wow i have notifs from the bonzo blog? lets–” and then im like #pipe murdered bro #mr bonzo hate #the magnus protocol #i want that shirt irl #TWITTER BOTS ARE GONNA GET ME #AGH #AUGH #nOOOOOO

[francisforever2014]

i do love abbott elementary but that shit is sooooo corny . it’s v millennial and seems custom made for equally corny think piece articles about it to be published in the opinion column of the nyt

#the bradly cooper cameo was soooooo fucking stupid and then i look online and it’s millennials in the atlantic and on twitter praising it . #of course #did u guys know that schools are underfunded but that teachers do the most with what they have 🥹🥹🥹 . well i do bc they hit you over the head #with it as often as physically possible in a 20 minute show #they just love to state the theme like bro we SEE it you don’t need to have barbara say the same line about it 15 times omg #SORRY . haterism over it is genuinely really funny but goddamn #one more thing i hate janine and gregory i hate the comedy show slow burn het couple requirement BOOOOOOO

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Bro: Cool art, Dave. Have you considered making NFTs?

Dave: bro those are a scam

Bro: Exactly. I want you to scam people.

#submission #source: twitter #cursed headcanon: this was how dave knew how to disrupt the LOHACSE #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #bro strider #dave strider #mod terezi #goddammit he would and i hate that he would

[shisurus]

its like you will make the best siblings fanart ever that captures their relationship perfectly and your next artwork is them fucking nasty like what the actual fuck. Wtf

#all the ppl i blocked on my dunmesh twitter acc are mithrun/bro or falin/laios shippers i hate them sm 😩

[todayisafridaynight]

we know why we’re here.

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #ryo aoki #masato arakawa #snap sketches #apologizing to my twitter followers as we speak for unexpected shirtless aoki #im trying to beat these allegations bro (i dont draw him tiny enough) #might be failing #i do know i made his torso too long in this but its too late to fix it <-- is too lazy to fix it #whatever he's 6'1 it evens out <-- hates that he's 6'1 #if i draw him more tonight i might just hoard those sketches since theyre just gonna be studies ig #also we dont need more shirtless aoki mkmk #oh wait i have to do a comm LMAOOOOO ok bye

[puppyeared]

One of these days they’ll make an update where it gives you a feedback pop up when u try to unfollow someone

#like when you report a google ad cause it’s taking up too much space on the screen #I hate the updates btw. why did they invent unread notifications #bro I would be fine if you let me CHOOSE WHICH ONES I WANT HIGHLIGHTED #I love reading ppls tags and seeing stuff im mentioned in. maybe I’d like to be able to pick that apart from my other notifications instead #of everything on my screen being a hodgepodge of highlighted. just saying #it’s funny seeing those posts going around abt tumblr somewhat winning against twitter and Reddit but we’re just as easily going down that #path. like. we are also burning on wax wings because of staffs disconnect from their user base and unwanted website #am I still gonna use it? yeah. but it’s ass and I don’t want to pretend tumblr is suddenly better because everyone’s coming here #it just doesn’t feel like a good sign to me. idk #yapping

[pippuns]

now what the hell is wrong with my dash

#is this a prank #this feels like a prank by staff to make it look like twitter #like its too obviously based off of twitter to be anything other than a prank #i hate it #pip speaks #bro not even my twitter looks like this because of extensions i actually hate this

[tower-of-hana]

A job isn't "easy" just because it doesn't involve physical labor.

#work #acadamia #college #like I don't hate blue collar jobs or anything but twitter artists and academics aren't your class enemies bro

[simcardiac-arrested]

as a russian who doesn't talk to russian people online what the shit is happening there hello

look man i myself have put in the effort to Not talk to online russians for like (checks hand) 7 or so years (of course i’ve met some really great ones but this isn’t about them and they probably know it) but i’m sure the community didn’t change much. actually from the glimpses i see it seems to have gotten worse. don’t even get me startedddddd man

#Like okay first we have the misogynist dudebros. not a category exclusive to online russians but #there are so many it’s fucking crazy. homophobic to hell and back and Will hate on you for no reason #alpha male type mfs who hate women but will still harass them because of course they will #the second category of course is weird unironic fujoshis who are also usually proshippers #and they are either 12 (forgivable) or 25 and the thing is you can NEVER tell. But it’s kind of fucked how #acceptable it is to just straight up fetishize gay men (hell probably not only them) in online russian communities #and listen to me. the secret third category is that there is no third category. Both of these categories are racist #deer was right i have never seen a community more racist or xenophobic than fucking online russians #you draw a character one shade darker than their usual skintone and suddenly you got annoying as fuck russians in your comments going #BRO BURNT IN THE SUNNN 🤣🤣🤣 ENGLISH FANDOM LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE !!! <- in recent times they have taken to blaming the english fandom for #‘wokefying’ their sacred online russian spaces. Of course we can only be woke enough to fetishize gay men. god forbid black people exist #now the actual third category is the online russian tеrf/radfеm community. it seems recent to me but also as i said i have not really #interacted with russian comminity as a whole for a long while. But yea anyways they’re crazy i dont think i have to explain this one #but they’re somehow more evil and miserable than the ones you’re used to #another recent one is the russian twitterians … i’ve only seen glimpses of them as well as i dont use twitter #but you will not believe the shit these mfs try to pull. They try to get you to stop swearing at all bc they find a way to make every #russian swear word offensive. AND they speak fucking … englussian. rusglish. Half of their sentences are just english words written in #russian letters. all the same buzzwords english speaking twitter users like to say! #if you’ve never seen a russian talk about feminization or gatekeeping or being woke or yadda yadda. Well i have #it’s bad. they’re just very very terminally online #and don’t worry the last two categories will also always be racist/xenophobic even if the last one tries to seem Progressive #don’t know if i missed anytning but those are just the Specific Types of annoying asf online russians that i have noticed and have been #observing from a safe distance like a scientist #my point is keep not talking to russian people #cramswering #edit: I FORGOT BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW ONLINE RUSSIANS TREAT TRANS PEOPLE #YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE WAY THEY REACT TO TRANS HEADCANONS IT’S LIKE THE END OF THE WORLD TO THEM. OR TRANS CHARACTERS #OR GOD FORBID ACTUAL REAL LIFE TRANS PEOPLE. it’s actually quite incredible how bigoted online russians are