#alpha bro

[whosagodnow]

#alpha bro #teen posing #male trio #young guys

[jester-vamp]

ALPHA DAVE MY BELOVED FAV

#genuinely my fav #i can’t help it #look at him #babygirl of all time #homestuck #alpha dave #dirk’s bro #alpha dave strider #dave strider #dave homestuck #homestuck fanart #bro homestuck #bro strider #alpha bro #jester_vamp

[borzoilover69]

The alpha guardians knew they were doomed. But refused to see it so hard. Or maybe they did. I like to think alpha rose saw it and accepted it. She was bitter about it certainly, but it didnt mean she didnt set stubbornly to making sure her daughter would grow up with what was needed. The necessary modifications to her home to ensure the development of an area fit to accomodate Roxy, as well as giving her devices for ease of travel and for storage. A house built on adaptability and use, but lacking the character of a home. Perhaps the reason she was such an elusive enigma to Roxy.

Then we have Dirks. Full of sentimental memorabilia, keepsakes that Dave collected, shitty artpieces and posters, gamebro magazines and shitty swords. A home so adorned in dave strider that Dirk couldn’t help but model himself after him. It faces the stark opposite of roxys: sentimentality over convenience. Almost like Dave didnt see how grave the situation was- no, didnt believe this was all it was so never took the proper care to adapt the apartment. Dave was a movie director. Would it be a far throw to say he mightve had some hope that maybe just maybe, it would turn out like one of the movies too? The ones where the good guys win sgainst all odds. That they mightve had more time.

#homestuck #alpha bro #alpha mom #rose lalonde #mom lalonde #dave strider #bro strider #hom3stuck #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #borzoi meta #borzoi talks #homestuck meta

[bodybuildersshaveyourheads]

#alpha bro #masculine

[yew-yew]

at first i’m like “woaaah, i love alpha Dave so much”, and then i’m like “WoAHhhh, i love idea of Dave good parent figure(or big bro, idk) for Dirk”, and then i’m like “WOAAAHH, i love ancestors vers of beta trolls so fcking mush”, and here we are, another wierdo au

dave talks about dirk like…a lot.

and, Sollux, i love this man. he stuck with little strider-lalond nerds. o7 for my man

i my opinion he’s fashion diva (change my mind, his vibe is Fashion-Lady Gaga)

i think u’ve already noticed, i really like REALLY TALL ADULT TROLLS, THO-

just imagine how short dave look when stay near sollux. and he 6’3 in my head. (karkat 7’2, sollux 8’0, dirk 5’3(just kiddo😔))

p.s. i can’t take pictures for shit

p.p.s. i have more in my head. 🤨.

#homestuck #sketch #art #my art #dave strider #karkat vantas #davekat #sollux captor #dirk strider #roxy lalonde #alpha dave strider #ancestor trolls #homestuck fanart #fanart #alpha bro #au

[beetleseer]

yes he does

#homestuck #dirk strider #alpha bro #bro strider #beta dirk strider #alpha dave #they strangled each other after this photo

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Heres yalls favorite baby girl.

#jesus christ #homestuck #alpha bro #alpha dave #dave strider

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE AT 17: what if people think im stupid

ALPHA DAVE AT 37: they all know im stupid but theres nothing they can do to stop me

#source: @rogue_leader on twitter #i thought about making this say candy!dave but then i remembered i fucking hate hs^2 LMAO #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #dave strider #alpha dave #alpha bro

[axestuck]

last dinosaur

#alpha bro #beta bro #bro strider #dave strider

[prospitsdream]

#homestuck #gamzee makara #karkat vantas #june egbert #john egbert #jade harley #tavros nitram #dirk strider #alpha dave strider #alpha dave #alpha bro #equius zahhak #the psiioniic #psiioniic #the condesce #hic #eridan ampora #caliborn

[disguisedcheezed]

BOOM. Old man yaoi davejake jumpscare lol. (Couldn't make a unique ship name for them so yeah tell me if you got one)

I also made an au about the guardians specifically. (Under the cut)

The ages may change whenever I feel like it. I personally think that beta Bro is pushing his 40s because it's funny.

#homestuck #dirkjohn #davejake #bropoppop #beta bro #alpha bro #beta bro strider #alpha bro strider #bro strider #john crocker #poppop crocker #jake harley #grandpa harley #mine #so eepy while making this post goof night

[whosagodnow]

#alpha bro #lean and muscular #young and hot

[jester-vamp]

drew him as that one princess celestia meme. you know the one (but in case you don’t it’s with the tiktok friendly censored version)

#cop smuppet embroidered shirt yes or no #he hates derrick slash bro but still sports the merch #homestuck #homestuck fanart #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #alpha bro #dirk’s bro #bro strider #bro homestuck #dave strider #dave homestuck #jester_vamp

[azarazarazarazar]

#scally lads #chav lads #scally #alpha #alpha man #alpha muscle #alpha jock #alpha bro #gorkamale #ai #ai art

[bodybuildersshaveyourheads]

#bodybuilder #head shave #masculine #muscle bro #alpha bro #tattoos

[post-cal]

#bro strider #beta dirk strider #alpha bro #alpha dave strider #blood tw #i saw a screenshot #and i knew what i had to do #not Canon #birb art