#i hate food but why do i eat

[lazycranberrydoodles]

english translation book 5 baby we are in the ‘people assuming kid form hua cheng is xie lian’s son’ era 🔥🔥🔥 / follow for more hualian silliness

#so the part of the book where kid hua cheng suddenly sits bolt upright #because he senses something in the room #and this 7 year old is just 👁️👁️ and radiating immense killing intent #hes so fucking funny 😭 #i love him being weird and strange and offputting #‘dianxia why does the high schooler that hangs around your house sometimes have glowing red eyes and know things he definitely shouldnt #and crush things into dust with his bare hands and seem to hate the sun an-‘ mind your own fucking business #drawing baby hc was so much fun i hope i do it again soon #the secret is that xie lian is JUST as deeply weird as his husband but in a less obvious and threatening manner. #guy who has to keep his internal monologue internal because he is thinking things like “wouldnt wanna get choked by those hands!” #out of every god character he is the one who seems to have changed the most from immortality #dying presumably hundreds of times and being alone for hundreds of years does something to your brain #“xiao hua why does your cultivator talk weird and wear the same clothes and eat the same food and-” HE IS AUTISTIC!!!! AND JADED BY THE #PASSAGE OF CENTURIES!!! YOULL NEVER KNOW WHICH IS WHICH!! #my art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #art #tgcf meme #mxtx #天官赐福 #lmao #hob #heaven official's blessing #the people have spoken...

[thecruellestmonth]

Yes, poor people insist on eating cheap food and refusing to learn to cook. They wouldn't want better even if they did have the resources, that's just how they are by nature.

Thank you for correcting those ignorant Jason stans. Their headcanons of Jason being a good cook and enjoying fancy food are so seriously harmful.

Cass (who canonically lacks a lot of home skills and greatly enjoys eating other people's food) is one of the best cooks. Bruce (canonically a terrible cook who can't even make a sandwich) "does okay"—sure, it's your headcanon. Alfred, the classy British guy, is logically a great cook and "super posh". We can sum up Tim's unimpressive cooking skills just briefly.

But we need an entire section describing your headcanon about how Jason can't cook and needs to stick to "poverty comfort foods", because he comes from a poor background.

#Jason is such an a-hole and his personality is so repulsive and there are so many colorful ways to hate him. #Why do so MANY of you insist on blatant/veiled classism and ableism and abuse apologism? It's just not very creative or cool. #Jason Todd #fanon #fanon vs canon #canon vs fanon #You know what's a great ''poverty comfort food''?? Canned fruit! Ask me how I know! #I love Cass but when has she shown interest in cooking other than loving to eat? Her tastes seem VERY similar to Jason's in canon. #I mean if she really needs to win ''THE Number One Most-Like-Bruce Except Better'' Competition then she should be a bad cook too. #But tbh I think ''bad cook'' is a really weird trait to assign to fictional power fantasies. Cooking shouldn't be hard for those people. #If you can disarm a bomb and assemble a gun then you can follow step-by-step instructions to cook something simple and wholesome. #So even though Bruce is CANONICALLY a bad cook--I still headcanon that all the Bats are at least decently competent at cooking. #fandom negativity CW #fandom drama CW

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

headcanon that scorpius was a sick child and was in and out of hospital constantly, perhaps related to astoria's blood curse but not directly. his immune system isnt very strong, and everytime he gets sick they're terrified that it's the blood curse but also whatever else it could be, because it's always so sudden and so intense and they call healers over to the house who recommend this delirious feverish 4 year old is hospitalised immediately, and you'd think it'd get easier to some extent because they'd be used to it, but everytime they feel like this is it, this is the time he'll walk in to the hospital and not walk out again

#this headcanon has no purpose im just thinking of scorpius in bed like a sickly victorian child with scarlet fever or something #asking if he'll make it to sunrise lmfao #so then he hates hospitals with a passion #my friend from school was in them constantly he was even a make a wish kid and he can not fucking stand the places so #headcanon scorpius becomes a healer anyway lmao #im sick and this is how im coping by putting baby scorp in hospital lmfao #it just made draco that little bit more protective #lucius made an insensitive comment about it once and draco was ready to throw hands #this headcanon doesnt really go anywhere ive just decided scorpius was a sick child #he has sick child energy lmfao #he still knows some of his doctors/healers because he was there so frequently #just imaging lil scorp in a hospital bed and draco and astoria are sleeping in the room on like uncomfortable chairs and the fever finally #breaks and hes like uh daddy im hungry and its like 4am but draco couldnt care less cause scorp hasnt been able to eat anything for days #let alone ask for food directly and baby scorp is wondering why his parents are acting so damn weird just cause he asked for some toast #but once hes grown up whenever he gets sick its on such a lower level than what it used to be when he was a kid because his immune system #got better that he struggles to gauge when other people would usually stop trying to do daily activities and albus has to start wrestling #scorpius back to bed instead of going to class cause scorpius really youre practically dying and hes like pfff you wanna see dying? use tha #timeturner one more time and go back to see me at literally any point between 2 and 10 i am FINE #(he absolutely was not fine) #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #draco malfoy #hpcc #scorbus #this is so many tags im so sorry

[front-facing-pokemon]

#mega salamence #did not forget this one. i was like… salamence is a competitive pokémon. and megas happen in competitive. salamence has a mega‚ right? #i was right. they do. here it is. it just gets Even More primary colors. the yellow in the eyes completes the Primary Colors Trio #and their chin turns red instead of white. also i guess their model is yelling at us instead of smiling with their farquaad chin. they're so #appy that they got to mega evolve :) even though something-something TPC like canonized that mega evolution like. hurts?? and sucks?? #and the pokémon hate it or something?? as their excuse for why they removed it. i have no idea if that's true or not i think it's something #i heard one time and probably never fact-checked. and to be honest? i don't really feel like fact-checking it right now either #my power is out. and i was gonna put some curry chicken in the slow cooker. but now i can't. i was trying to get better about trying new #foods and eating better bc of the 'Tism always wanting me to eat the same shit all the time but no00o0oo0o the universe said i was gonna #have an AWFUL morning. by the time this posts it'll have been over for like two weeks but. well. Sahhry!

[safety-pin-punk]

I hate days where you wake up in a fog and the vibes are all off and nothing can go right.

I hate that I finished treatment almost a decade ago and I still have days or weeks where everything is off.

I hate feeling like I’m barely existing and GOD I HATE THIS FUCKING AUTOIMMUNE SYSTEM THAT CANT SEEM TO DO ITS FUCKING JOB

Autoimmune disorders can go jump off a fucking cliff

#so yeah if I seem inactive for a bit this is probably why #personal #sick punk #anyways uhhh I’ve literally done nothing today and I hate that #but I know its not my fault that Im like this #and this just *happens* sometimes #but this is probably the worst I’ve been in a while #and god I forgot how horrible this is #its not even like a depression feeling of apathy or wanting to sleep (been there) #its like. i am fully aware of wanting to want to do things and connect with people #but its like Im stuck in a shell of a body that doesnt know how to do jack shit #god I think this post is one of the most productive things I did today besides eat food

[deus-ex-mona]

“i’m all alone, but i’m as happy as can be!”

#aka top 10 things i wish i could drill into my coworkers brains grrrrrrrrrrrrrrnrhrhbgbgbfbfbfnf #‘you should get a bf’ ‘when are you gonna get married and have kids?’ how about n e v e r #i just want to sleep when i’m not on the clock mans i don’t want to waste my precious sleep time on others #i mean. i don’t even leave the house on my days off. not to go shopping or anything bc sleep is more important~~~ #and stuff can be bought online anyways s o o o o o #g o d speaking of online purchases thoughhh this massage seat i bought online came in yesterday and it works amazingly well~~~~~ #used it for half an hour last night and i was relaxed enough to sleep for 11-12 hours straight #wish i had space for an actual massage chair though but this will have to do… #it’s been my dream to own a massage chair for the longest time…… but ig this massage seat is good enough…… #i can just slap it onto my desk chair and b a m ✨instant paradise✨ #speaking of instant though… one of my coworkers was commenting on my love for instant noodles the other day #‘you’ll ✨d i e✨ faster if you eat a lot of cup noodles yk?’ he said #so ✨o f c✨ my mouth chose to work faster than my brain when i replied with ‘i’m fine with that bc i won’t have to work then’ #he and another coworker laughed :( sadded #b u t i finally had my cup noodles that i ‘customised’ at the cup noodle museum today and it was good~~~~~~~ i have good taste (self praise) #the best part was the lack of spring onions!!!! bc screw spring onions really who decided that they should be included with most cup noodles #or just noodles in general? the texture sucks and they don’t even taste good man. why would you even add spring onions? #it’s number 2 in my list of most hated food toppings. it loses only to ikan bilis bc s c r e w ikan bilis or dried anchovies or whatever #they’re known as >:( i hateeeeee how takeout places will just assume that you want ikan bilis and lop on a huuuuugeeeee serving of them #atop your food as you desperately and futilely b e g them to stop #and when you try to pick them out they just!!!! keep turning up everywhere instead????? #like hello???? how did you manage to get to the bottom of the bowl???? you were only added as a topping!!!!!!! #also. their eyes are really creepy. and the heads get detached from the bodies all the time and just. seeing the eyes ruins my appetite. #wait this was supposed to be about my coworkers and their pushiness in a matter that doesn’t concern them how did we get so far off-topic— #chizuutan chizpost

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Y’all must not love yourselves enough to eat some food from Tiktok. First it’s the Spicy Bowls, now Pink Sauce. Death and natural selection must be your lovers cause you’re gonna kill yourselves trying to eat this.

Pink Sauce Twitter thread explanation

Stupid seafood boil lady

She says it’s not FDA approved.

#y’all can be so stupid sometimes #why would you eat food-SEAFOOD that is already cooked and hasn’t been refrigerated and shipped through the mail for days #of course it’s going to be spoiled #what did you expect #y’all must hate yourselves #you really must hate yourselves to be doing this ish #flirting with death every time you eat #pink sauce #spicy bowls #tiktok #food #I mean WHY #why would you want to eat and drink some sauce that looks like pepto bismol??

[cubot]

:)

#ramblings #guess who did her taxes #it was me #and it says i owe over $1000 #since i can't exclude my foreign income since i wasn't abroad long enough #FUCK MY LIFE #i'm going to be under $500 for everything for the next two+ months FUCK MY LIFE #i'm eating ramen #the girls will get food still but i can survive on noodles and despair #fuck me come on life why did you do that to me #i didn't file it yet because i'm scared to confirm #and i can't even pay it until April 12th after i get my paycheck #and i have to put my student loans as low as possible #i'm so stupid i fucking hate myself

[goldensunset]

if you can regularly remember and motivate yourself to feed yourself healthy and filling meals you have a privilege that you may not quite comprehend

#so. i didn’t eat anything real all day and i thought i was doing fine #but then The Hunger Hit All At Once as it is prone to do #like i went from chillin’ to I Am Too Weak To Stand And Therefore Cannot Cook #so i resorted to food that required no preparation as i often do #and ate the entire bag of salad for this week in one rabid sitting 😭 #bruh there goes my salad… maybe if i’m like super lucky my roommate will wanna go to the store tomorrow when she gets back? #but if not like this means i probably gotta actually cook for at least half my meals for the rest of this week #and like today was a day off as opposed to the days of school i’m about to have #ugh i hate. being like this #why can’t i just have the energy i need to take care of myself #peach rambles

[torchstelechos]

Im only on season 1, so pardon me if this has been explained or at least acknowledged, but why the fuck are the brothers still in school? Its been on my mind for ages now because they’re how old? Literal eons? Okay, how long does it take to graduate from education? 20ish years? Okay cool, how the fuck are they still in the education system. Are they dumb? Are they teachers? Are they there to relearn information as technology and science has evolved over the years?? What the fuck are they doing??

#Obey me #OM #obey me one master to rule them all #For real tho my hc is that their respective sin got in the way of their education and even tho they are smart they just didnt do the work #which is why Lucifer has been cracking down on them recently to actually do the work #Like Lucifer is pride which probably translates to perfectionism and we all know how that can fuck up your school work #Mammon my dear sweetheart is dumber than a bag of rocks if money aint involved so yaknow we have canon reason there #Levi is Levi and he probably gets jealous over othre peoples grades/scores which translate to him staying home depressed #Satan rage quite HW he hates lets be honest here #Asmo is too busy actually being social and sleeping to do his work #Beel probably skips classes to eat food #and Belphie actually is a professor I think???? At least hes working on a thesis statment on a relativly new field #so he gets a pass on this question #Again only on season 1 so ignore me if this is explained later

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

my tummy hurts but i'm being really brave about it (complaining on tumblr dot com)

#oughhhhhhhhhhhhh #applysauce how could u #well. it's either the applysauce or that yogurt that i ate despite never eating dairy because it makes my tummy hurt #oh. that was probably it #applysauce i apologize u could never hurt me #yogurt on the other hand i fucking hate u #curse u yogurt #i knew u would betray me since they changed the recipe to add vanilla bean flecks u motherfucker #ugh #they should never make food with specks in them it's a huge turn-off (makes me afraid)(i cannot eat food with pepper anymore)(scary stuff) #but nooooo they were bogo so i was like why not and then i was like oh they changed it but no-one else would eat it so now i have #two tubs of evil yogurt that i have to eat and so i'm like :( #and then i eat the yogurt and now my tummy hurts i never would have predicted this #fuck u yogurt why did u do this to me. but more than that fuck me why did u do this to me #i feel like this is an appropriate time to say that i hate myself how could i betray myself in this way...

[narcan-necromancer]

I hate that I can't have junk food at all in the house because I just end up eating it all in one sitting. I understand that I'm thin, but I have gained weight that I don't feel comfortable with and I want to get rid of because I've been overeating. Tonight was a good lesson in that and hopefully I can be better moving forward.

#like your girl is 5'8 and 125 lb but usually I'm 120 #and my healthy goal weight is 117 #although I do miss that 110 ana bod #kira falls apart #I hate that I have to fight everyday internally about food #I ate like part of a pumpkin spice dessert thing two Butterfingers and a half a bag of chips and a pot pie and some watermelon #and now I feel really sick #so I'll just pick up healthy snacks that I do like #like watermelon for what I want something sweet etc #I love salads I don't know why I've been eating like shit lately #well I do but you know like still

[scribbling-dragon]

sometimes I think about my years as a scout. and then wonder how im still alive/sane

#WHEN DID I WRITE THIS??? HELLO?? #i have no memory of doing this but my drafts were empty last week???? #we did a competition camp and we burned everything. set baked beans on fire set a tub of butter on fire #i ate a basically raw sweet potato because we were tired of waiting for it to cook more #someone in my troopgot paid 20p to drink a concotion of out of date juice dirt water and stick pieces (he did it) #i sat and read a warrior cats book in the shared tent while my friends pretended to have gay sex next to me #(i say pretend because they were still fully clothed #that was just one camp #and then at the scout hut we had a box of expired foods that wed occasionally go thru #and my sister got tricked into eating a green marshmallow and got food poisoning #(i didnt eat it bc i was suspicious of why they were giving out free food) #i had a knife thrown at me multiple times. most notable being when someone (weird drink guy) thought i was tryna steal his chair #we werent allowed pocketknives at camp after that #one of the leaders hated me. told me i looked miserable all the time and didnt like that i was vegetarian #but its fine bc he was a dick. made us clean his car okce because it was a “learning experience” #my parents paid for me to go to scouts #i talk to none of the people from there anymore #oh and the majority of the boys had a weird obsession with my sister. and would ask me how to talk to her #i think it really shaped me as a person tbh