“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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what if i just rest my eyes for a second
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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.
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Note: I am by no means a professional in health or otherwise. This is personal experience. I made this as a metaphor to help my parents understand me better.
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please enjoy this eastern grass owl. owls are so important to me please observe him
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xisuma's recent video with mumbo shows that if you've known someone since they were 17 you're far more given to accept, without question, that they are willfully doing something incredibly stupid.
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4chan hermitcraft fandom is my favorite sector of hermitcraft fandom. i havent enjoyed lurking in hermitblr or hermittwt or hermit reddit very much but hermit 4chan is so unabashedly volatile and mean spirited it loops back around to being funny
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Quite possibly the funniest shit I have ever seen in my life
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A tutorial on a (bit cheating) way of creating fictional maps.
Open your editing software (RECOMMENDING Krita, since it's free and it's very good).
Step 1: Google "X country silhouette" and copy it.
Paste it onto the canvas.
Step 2:
Separate the silhouette from the background you copied with it! You can do that by using magic wand selection tool or by making a gradient map with black on 49,9% and transparent on 50% on the slider.
Step 3: Repeat several times with numerous countries and/or islands, cities, municipalities, communes, continents et cetera.
Step 4: Combine, mesh, stretch, rotate, mirror - go ham, make it work.
Step 5: Erase and add.
Step 6: Have your map outline ready, copy/paste it several times in the same doc on different layers and edit in different ways like biomes, kingdoms, mountains and other.
Step Mountains+: To figure out mountains, make another layer on the doc and do something like this:
-and then in every polygon you add an arrow.
Where arrows meet or transfer onto continents, add mountains.
Color the sea with a couple layers of depth and you're done :D
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this post is going to stay up forever, but I'm going to reblog this post with a picture of a funny cat I drew wearing big boots. the reblog that has the cat in it will only be available for 5 minutes so good luck if you manage to see or find that version.
I'll add the cat to this post about a minute after posting this. I need to add an image description so it'll take a sec
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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?
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Etho only agreeing to play MCC again as long as he's on a team who cannot possibly come close to winning so that there's no chance he'll have to give smajor his address for a victory coin
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Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.
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