"It's not this simpler...it's just not your natural state. It's the unspoken truth of humanity that, y'know, you crave, ah, subjugation! So for god's sake, just like, y'know - kneel. I'm burdened with glorious purposes, that's all."
-boomvroomshroom
(love this guy... or girl. I don’t really know, but he/she’s amazing!)
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I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra
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I shouldn’t be the superhero’s girlfriend, I should be the superhero.
Kristen Stewart [after turning down a part in a superhero movie] (via dailystews)
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Things I need: cuddles.
Things I am not receiving: cuddles.
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I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car
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This is your Sunday evening reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.
(via zarli)
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"what state do you live in?"
constant anxiety
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why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
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I’m such a bad friend when it comes to communication, like if you don’t try to get in contact with me you won’t hear from me for months at a time.
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Shoutout to all the girls who just want their hair pulled and ass smacked
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Kylie Jenner as a baby
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*12 year old voice* i know who you like
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hickeys are beautiful because they are the only time a bruise results from love and affection rather than harm
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im not like other teenagers, im 51
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