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humming-fly · 24 days

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sadly Arthur can't make friends with every cute woodland creature he comes across in the medieval countryside I can't believe the setting for season 5 has been out for over a month and I haven't seen a single monty python reference yet I guess I'll do it myself

in the spirit of choose-your-own-adventures here's an alternative timeline

#does discussing s5's setting count as spoilers real talk #it's been known for well over a month by this point right #malevolent #malevolent podcast #mp #arthur lester #john doe #monty python #monty python and the holy grail #malevolent spoilers #Not really but like?? I guess to be nice??#oh god 2am a return to form #wasn't originally planning to do two comics but i kind of liked both gags #with john describing the Horrors and arthur getting mauled #both are good fun so figured why not Really stay up later than I need to

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aboveweirdest · 26 days

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Watching tristamp: oh vash has mommy issues

Watching trigun 98: oh vash has MOMMY ISSUES

Reading Trimax: Actually Vash went through an extremely traumatising event at a young age and had to face the realities of humans. Rem was there, as the twins' mother figure, to represent the good. Reconciling humanity's differences is what made him how he is, and he projects that onto Rem. In this essay I will-

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maxaroniiiii · 1 year

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orthworm in the subway where will he go

#submas #ingo #emmet #pokemon #pokemon orthworm #my art #i love orthworm #just a funky little guy #idk how to draw train tracks sadly #pokemon sv spoilers #< i guess?#does this count as pokemon spoilers?#ive had this in my head since i saw the guy

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hiroeghjj · 1 year

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Wdym this isn’t canon?

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stiffyck · 1 year

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Giving up on trying to make this look better. Take it. Whatever. Bye

#that skin….#badtimeswithscar #??? I guess???#does this count as #namemc spoilers #?#or #limited life spoilers #I’m tagging it just to be sure #but uhhh #yea #that’s it #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #my art

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lorillee · 2 years

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girl oda needs to stop with the favorite foods and tragic backstories ... i cannot believe broth splatterina is dead................

#bro......................#one piece #lorillee.txt #op spoilers #i guess??? does sbs spoilers count??????

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diviedrawn · 3 months

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Episode 6 summed up

#does this count as spoilers if the shows been out for over a year?#idk I’ll just tag it in case I guess #trigun stampede spoilers #nicholas d. wolfwood #legato bluesummers #vash the stampede #trigun stampede #my art

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guardianspirits13 · 1 year

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Just finished The Sun and the Star and bookmarked every page that Nico broke down in tears. That's 17 tabs right there, given that I didn't miss any.

(*edit, found four more which brings the total up to 21)

Great read, 10/10 highly reccomended

#the sun and the star #does this count as a spoiler?#tsats #spoilers #i guess #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo

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warblingandwriting · 11 months

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No one does revenge like The Count of Monte Cristo. It's all physical violence and murder these days, what ever happened to completely psychologically destroying your former tormentors and ruining their lives?

#count of monte cristo #books #literature #classic literature #19th century #1800s #reading #seriously john wick would have been way better if he meticulously took down the crime boss through psychological games #or something like that #I guess Oldboy got kind of close? but Spoilers: it's the villain who does that #Been watching Park Chan-Wook's early movies and they are good #but he directly references Monte Cristo multiple times so I'm like give me some non-violent life destroying!

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codgod-moved · 2 years

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i’m too tired to caption this. birds

#.png #double life spoilers #I GUESS?#but it’s in bird form so does it rlly count #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #dlsmp #dl bird au #goodnight now ^-^

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apricior · 2 months

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imagine this

risky click opens a new pizzeria in heaven. he has finally been promoted, which means that his responsibility has also increased. however, that also means that he needs a bit more help taking care of his pizzeria.

and then he meets chugs macrame. a nice man, a highly competent accountant, who is always willing to help. and he needs someone who will deal with numbers (pizza was always risky's specialty, after all, the rest was a bit above him), so they decide to work together.

at first they are just colleagues. they get along perfectly fine, and even though it is kind of tough working with someone new at first, slowly they get used to it, and they learn to notice the small details about each other, like how chugs drinks his coffee, or the ways that risky's body cracks when he is tired.

at some point, routine becomes familiarity, and that evolves into something deeper, something more profound. late at night, they find themselves missing the other, wondering what the other's embrace would feel like. they have fallen in love with each other, slowly, almost without realizing.

it takes them a while to confess; after all, they are understandably worried about ruining their shared business. but it happens one night after closing, when it's just the two of them. one slips up and accidentally confesses his feelings, and the other just smiles and holds his hands, because he feels the same.

that night the partners become lovers, and for the rest of eternity they are thankful to share every day with the person that understands him best

#dndads #dndads spoilers #<-I GUESS #risky click dndads #chugs macrame dndads #risky macrame #why did i do this. i have no idea #you can tell i'm being insomniac again and i haven't rested much #does this count as fanfic at this point #cause i didn't want this post to be so long and elaborated #anyways i'm coping in beautiful ways and you can tell

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invinciblerodent · 6 months

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Musings about the Thorm family

(HEAVY Act 2 spoilers ahead!)

As I'm replaying the game and mucking around the Shadow-Cursed Lands, I... can't seem to stop thinking about the Thorms.

I could be interpreting things all wrong here, but it seems to me that Thisobald, Malus, and Gerringothe Thorm, they're... all supposed to be Ketheric's relatives, no? The information on how exactly they're related is confusing (I've found places on their wiki pages where they call them all Ketheric's siblings, one where Malus is said to be Ketheric's uncle, but Thisobald keeps referring to Ketheric as "father" which I don't know if he means more as creator, as in if he's supposed to be Balthazar's twisted creation that merely sees Ketheric as a father or what) so it's unclear how exactly they're supposed to be related, but... they are still Thorms. Ketheric's, and by extension Isobel's family, who were all alive before Reithwin would have succumbed to the shadows and the Dark Justiciars.

Like, I don't claim to have perfect understanding of the timeline at all, I could totally be seeing this all wrong, but as I'm interpreting things now... it's said that the Thorms were a powerful Selûnite family, and the patriarch, Ketheric, a renowned general and paladin(?), turned to Shar worship in his devastation over the loss of his wife Melodia, and his daughter Isobel. He turned his back on Selûne, and led an army of Dark Justiciars against the Selûnite town of which he had once been in control, and both kidnapped her daughter's lover and Selûne's own daughter Aylin, and before his defeat, unleashed the Shadow-Curse that ended up corrupting the very spirit of the land, Thaniel. (My guess is that the intent was to kill Thaniel, but he was merely torn asunder by the curse, and the part of him that stayed himself managed to flee to the Shadowfell before he would have lost his power, while the damaged part of him that stayed behind made a home in Oliver's body.) Then, as he was brought back to life by Myrkul, Ketheric agreed to sell his soul in exchange for his daughter to also be brought back to life; true resurrection. On this much, I'm (mostly) clear. This mostly makes sense to me.

..... But the rest of the family... also all watched this entire thing happen. They too lost first Melodia, then Isobel, to death, then Ketheric to madness and then death, and then themselves as well.

Sure, they were likely corrupt even while alive, I'm not arguing that they weren't. Of course they were. But the little notes around town, they only say that Ketheric put his relatives in charge, and that the Thorms had the "cushy jobs". And I assume they were... all pretty normal people then, all things considered, because none of the notes I've found mention that, btw, the tollmaster has recently taken to wearing a suit of gold, dunno what that's about, or that the surgeon had blades for fingers, idk if you noticed, though those would be pretty important things to note about them.

Malus was likely the worst, with how ardently he seems to have taken to true Shar-worship, even with a clear mind (the medical textbook he wrote is described as crisp and detailed, blending Sharran aphorisms with genuine medical science), and how many atrocities it's suggested that he's committed, but... before getting his fantasy!medical license revoked, he likely was a genuine healer, a doctor. Not a cleric, but a surgeon. The head to the House of Healing as more than just a figurehead, before his curse-warped mind would have led him down this dark path, and since none of the memos and notes seem to have been dated, we don't actually know how far gone he was when he wrote things like "anaesthetic is a tool to relieve my ears of my subject's screams as I apply the blade, not a mercy to be freely dispersed to living corpses". Could have been during the assault, could have been decades later, we don't actually know.

Gerringothe, sure, she was greedy and corrupt, but she was... just a clerk, a toll collector. She pinched and pilfered valuables, but the curse, it amplified all her worst qualities, and I think drove her to madness quickly- likely even before things got so bad as for her to become what we meet her as, this devilish-looking, emaciated being masquerading as a golden statue. She seems to have quickly devolved to having horrible outbursts of anger that had her employees hide in safes to save themselves from her, but before? I... don't know if I've found anything to suggest that she was likely to have been all that much worse than many other characters in similar positions. She was likely just a corrupt official with a mean streak, looking to make a buck on the side. (I can't figure out why she is the only one of the three with the "fey ancestry" passive feature though. Ketheric and Isobel have it as well, but the others don't seem to??? Are they just too far gone???? Idk????)

And Thisobald... I think he was a pretty young man when he was put in charge of The Waning Moon. And even in undeath, he's very gregarious, genuinely friendly for someone in his situation, and he sounds almost innocent as he ushers you to the bar, sits you down, and requests that you drink with him and delight him, tell him stories about your adventures for which he rewards you by answering your questions to the best of his ability. (He makes a silly li'l poop joke when you talk about the Grymforge, ffs! He's just a chap! A dude! A sweet little fella!)

The undead patrons' dialogue and the book in the backroom at least reveals that Thisobald was a distiller, a brewer once- but as the curse (and likely Balthazar, given the extensive disfigurement of his body, what with the four legs, the tail, and the tank on his back) warped his mind, he seems to have turned more and more towards stronger and stronger toxins, poisons. (Because, well, what is alcohol if not a less harmful poison?) He seems to have become obsessed with creating a deadly powerful toxin, and then, once his mind was too warped but before he could finish it, he seems to have lost interest in that as well, and "lived" from that point only to drink his poisonous brews, and be merry.

It's just... all so sad. How just one man's inability to cope with loss ruined him, his remaining family, his town, and so many lives after as well; how he blighted the land for a hundred years and caused so much suffering, just because he could not accept the loss which he alleged to turn to worship.

Ketheric was never a true worshipper of Shar. He could never actually embrace loss or absence as holy. But he did drag everyone still dear to him down with him for it.

edit- just fixed a typo

#baldur's gate 3 #ketheric thorm #malus thorm #gerringothe thorm #thisobald thorm #isobel thorm #bg3 meta #i guess #bg3 spoilers #?#does that even count on my blog at this point #squirrel plays bg3

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basilpaste · 3 months

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keep an eye or two (or maybe just the one) out tomorrow! do you want to hear eight minutes of a guy having a nervous breakdown into a mic? youre in luck!

... maybe thats not a good pitch.

watch the loop fight brought to life! the video premieres at 2:30 p.m. cst on the 24th!

you can find it through this link!

#in stars and time #isat #isat spoilers #in stars and time spoilers #two hat spoilers #voice acting #wughghgh i dont know how to do promo #basil paints #does this? count for my art tag? i mean its my tag so sure i guess???

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crowfaraday · 2 months

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