#i doubt i ever will again :'

[donutdisturblivball]

i cannot believe the gabriel/beelzebub shippers were RIGHT. they went off of like a minute long interaction in s1 and RAN WITH IT and their characters got to run off together into the sunset because heaven is wherever they are and hell is wherever he is and THEY WERE RIGHT

#good omens s2 spoilers #good omens s2 #good omens spoilers #good omens #i actually dont know their ship name #ineffable bureaucracy #WOO FOUND IT #anyway im never judging people for shipping characters like that again YALL R JUSTIFIED #IM SO SORRY I EVER DOUBTED

[bet-on-me-13]

The one where Bruce is the asshole (again)

So! We have a typical story where the JLA finds out about the Situation in Amity.

Whichever way they find out doesn't matter, but either way they end up sending Batman to do a threat analysis and review of whether this requires their attention.

And while there, he runs into a Kid who obviously needs to be saved from his Abusive Home. Look at him, he's far too thin, his grades are horrible, he has many unexcused absences, and he has bruises hidden under his clothes.

Even after figuring out that Danny is Phantom the local Hero, he thinks Danny needs to be saved from his Parents.

I mean, it's plain to see! They Hates Ghosts with a Passion, negelct their son very often, shoot at him nearly every day, and are probably the ones who killed him in the first place!

So, with no input from Danny himself, Bruce calls CPS on the Fentons and uses his Wealth to expedite the process and avoid the actual Investigation. (I mean, why would you even need one? It's so obviously a bad home!)

The Fenton's are arrested, and Bruce reveals that Danny is Phantom to convince the Courts that they are horrible people for shooting at their own son, and that they should be locked up (ignoring the horrified looks on their faces, probably cause they were living with a Ghost for so long, thats probably why).

He immediately offers to adopt Danny, even when Danny vehemently refuses his offer. He knows that Danny will come around to it, he's doing this for his own good. He still thinks his Parents were good people, and not thr Villains they really were.

Meanwhile Danny's life has been completely uprooted thanks to the self-righteous machinations of an Adoption Crazed Fruitloop! And not even the usual one!

Sure his parents were often busy with their work, but they Always set aside time to hang out with their kids and make sure they were okay. They never abused him, the neglect was only for like a month or two when the portal before they got their act together and apologized for it, and (most importantly) THEY DIDN'T KNOW he was a Halfa when they shot at him! They only found out when the ASSHOLE revealed his Identity in Court!

And Danny is Extra enraged by that part. The Adoption Crazed Fruitloop had revealed his secret identity for the ENTIRE WORLD TO HEAR!

He would never be able to live a normal life anymore, even if he managed to get away from the Moron who caused all this!

Bruce Wayne was a Villain in his eyes.

He ripped him from his home and from his family (basically kidnapped), revealed his identity to the world so he was forced to stay with him for fear of the GIW, and spun the whole story so that it looked like he was the Good Guy in this!?

It was official. Danny Hates Bruce Wayne, possibly more than anyone else in the World.

And that's a High Bar.

#Dp x dc #Dpxdc #Dc x dp #Dcxdp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #Danny is enraged right now #It's not also not a “petty revenge” kind of rage #It's a “I will rip apart your entire life before doing the same to your very body” kind of rage #Bruce thinks he's the good guy in all this #He only exploited bis wealth to control the Courts #And forced a Family to be split up while taking the one that fit his preferences for himself #And revealed the identity of a Teenage Vigilante to the entire world basically condemning him if he ever leaves the Manor again #Also revealing him to the Government Organization that has dedicated its very existence to murdering him and his entire Race #He's the Good Guy no doubt about it #Jason disagrees #He can see exactly how much hatred Danny has in his eyes when he looks at Bruce #He sympathizes #Danny will probably try to murder Bruce in his sleep #The League thinks Batman found an abused child and took him in #They only know what Bruce told them but when the Question comes forward with the evidence from his OWN investigation? #Well...questions will be raised

[wispscribbles]

Inspirered by art I saw from @sparky-draws and also this fic, I decided to do some ghoap warrior cats designs of my own 🐱

#ghostsoap #soapghost #my art #cod warrior cats au #doodle #check out those folks and their work!! it’s lovely #yea I was a warriors kid #feel free to use these designs if u wanna draw ghoap cats #I doubt I’ll draw them again as I’ve drawn enough cats for a lifetime lol #soaps design might be my fav cat design I’ve ever done he’s so skrunkly #(elm is often associated w the underworld in mythology which I feel fits Ghost’s vibe) #(but actually it’s just so soap can call him Elm tree (Lt.) bc I am silly)

[writer-room]

Dragons Rising is too dangerous for us, cause now the writers have proved they care about their characters. Pixal still existing, Kai having screen time again, and finally acknowledging Lloyd is the grandson of God? This is too much power. One has not ever dared get their hopes up in Ninjago, not for anything.

And they're gonna be the death of me specifically, because now the chances that they'll acknowledge Lloyd's dragon heritage aren't at zero anymore.

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #lego ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising #lloyd garmadon #ninjago writing #writers #pixal #kai #ninjago dragons #dragon lloyd garmadon #I STILL HAVE MY DOUBTS. I HAVE MY VERY BIG DOUBTS #but like...as much as I joked in my other posts i had already gone through the stages of grief & accepted pixal was gone #its a reboot and they didnt deem her important enough so she got yeeted #BUT NO. SHES ALIVE. MY GIRL IS GONNA COME HOME SOME DAY #THEYRE LETTING KAI HAVE SCREENTIME & BE A CONSISTENT CHARACTER AGAIN #DO YOU REMEMBER HOW OFTEN LLOYD BEING GODS GRANDSON WAS BROUGHT UP? I SURE DONT. CAUSE IT WASNT. LIKE EVER #the writers could acknowledge lloyd is part dragon. do u understand? lloyd being part dragon could mean something. finally #imperium runs on dragon power & he's like. jesus 2. would he be more powerful than a source dragon if channeled correctly #this was speculation to me so long ago. now i face the possibility those questions may actually be answered #i dont know what to do with myself. one does not ever get their hopes up in ninjago. it literally never works #all ninjago joy comes out of absolutely nowhere in unexpected places or bc the fandom made parallels & we entertained ourselves #what do you mean the writers care about the characters now. what do you mean we might not have to make the content ourselves anymore. #what universe are we in

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO #i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane #i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow #back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!! #I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout #AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD #Im so proud of him sob sob sob #again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning #and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect #WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS??? #i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man #HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 qatar grand prix #2023 qatar gp #we do a little bit of f1

[the-ships-to-rule-them-all]

the level at which people are misusing the term "Never Again" in the far left absolutely infuriates me.

"Never Again" doesn't refer to the idea of no more genocides -- unfortunately people are evil and corrupt and seek scapegoats and destruction, there were genocides in the years following the Holocaust, there were genocides 10 years ago, there are multiple genocides going on as we speak

"Never Again" means we as Jews will pay attention to the warning signs, will not mindlessly allow antisemitism to fester and take over our communities, we will fight back. it means we will be proud. it means we will not let you hate us without a word of refusal.

"Never Again" is a warning for us, it is a reminder that what happened then can happen now -- is happening now. The Far Left doesn't get to use it against us. You don't get to turn our tragedies into hate-speech and antisemitic rhetoric.

Am Yisrael Chai

#abby speaks #that fucking NYT article made me rage so much #needed to get this out #if this somehow makes you pissed at me go ahead the unfollow button is right there #I have always said that Palestinians deserve a state and I have always believed that Israel has a right to exist #the lack of knowledge at these “protests” shocks me - people don't know which river or which sea; they don't know about the hostages #free gaza from hamas #we are allowed to mourn the “protests” started before we'd even had a chance to. #I will never ever forgive or forget the people that have made mourning still feel impossible #I am not about to sit here and say that the Israeli government is blameless #however if you didn't know that 1000s of Israeli have spent the past year protesting against Netenyahu's right wing government shut up #we need actual solutions; neither Israelis nor Palestinians are going anywhere #and you guys need to start calling out the antisemitism in your movement #I have my doubts on that actually happening and you'll never see me donate to a lot of these causes again #the goy left has lost my respect and my trust and now it only has my side-eye #sorry for the rant in the tags it's been an exhausting few months

[bnuuys]

raison d'être

#ensemble stars #enstars #valkyrie #shu itsuki #mika kagehira #🍒 draws #i.. probably wont play the event because these next two weeks are going to be Hell for me <:( #however comma that will not stop me from crying over them <3 #i am in shambles <333 #anyways YAYYY finally some shmk art im finally proud of #will it ever happen again ? x to doubt

[logans-mormon-blog]

Before my transition, I used to post on here abt how angry I was that I had a body, how I couldn't believe I'd agreed to it in the preexistance, how I couldn't understand how getting a body was part of the plan of salvation when it felt like a punishment. But now that I have transitioned and had top surgery too, my body DOES feel like a temple. It's the damndest thing. Is this what cis people have been feeling this whole time? My body feels like a gift, it feels loving and beautiful and it makes me confident. And not only that, but I can't shake this bone-deep feeling that transitioning, having top surgery, has brought my body closer to its eventually perfected state. I feel like I've glimpsed exaltation in the BECOMING of it, in the way it has changed from something so hated to something that feels so holy. I wish I could make some people in the church see what im seeing. It's like I've pulled away a curtain and behind it is the missing piece of the gospel, the part of the plan that I fit in. How could this not be what god wants when i feel him so strongly in my transition, to the point I get goosebumps to even think too deeply about it. If only they could feel what I'm feeling, they'd know how RIGHT it is! I want to stand on top of a building and scream it. All along, I WAS a child of god! All along, he had a plan for ME! These are not empty words!

#ill never let anyone make me feel bad for being queer ever again. you have no idea. i feel like ive seen the hand of god like #the brother of jared #@homophobic church members you WISH you were me you WISH you had my spiritual insight #i wish i could race back in time and grab younger me and make them see what im seeing now #ill never ever doubt myself again. i know it and god knows i know it so i cant deny it. i know what i feel and i know spiritual revelation #when i see it

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

uh. yeah i have no excuse i just couldn't decide between scribblin' up a monster or Home so i fused the two. monster home for No concrete reason!

#splintery wood ribs and uhhhhh Brick Hooves and Wires! #ngl this was slightly inspired by hell pigs? obviously has Deviated from that image but yk #in my mind they have a large living space inside #complete with a lil window hatch for wally to say hi to his friends #so they're still Technically a functioning house! just with legs! and. uh. skin? kinda? #idk! to me the 'skin' isnt actual skin. it feels oily but Isnt #again! In! My! Mind! #my brain will take anything and run with it and oh boy is it sprinting #i could have given home hands. i could have. but i didnt <3 #imagine this freight train of a beast running ya down! i think i'd enjoy it! #scribble salad #i dont know what the 'fur' is. its definitely not fur i think... #maybe it should be wires? tentacles? hay? #eh it doesnt really matter! i doubt ill ever draw this Beast again #monster scribblin is a fun way to cool down And warm up!

[laufxsons]

'Not even Hell will stop the Wrath of a retired Angel'

My hc is that Hell decided to yoink themselves one (1) retired demon to extract information or enact whatever revenge they seem fit for the whole bathtub debacle. What they hadn't account for was that a certain Angel, who is know to be quite territorial about the things he loves, would do anything to find their husband after weeks of missed calls.

Well, once he does which might have included summoning and trapping a very frightened and confused demon and pressing them very politely for information (after Heaven was useless as always), he comes up with a plan.

One might say Aziraphale was quite disgruntled, positively seething, maybe even willing to give smiting a try after finding out demons had abducted their partner.

So, filled with the wrath of God and being judt enough of a bastard to be worth knowing he decided the best course of actions is, of course, passive agressive diplomacy. I mean the demons don't know that he isn't actually immune to Hellfire and noone would be stupid enough to try the main entrance, so noone would actually expect an Angel to just waltz into the place like they own it.

Those demons certainly aren't immune to an Angel's Divine Intervention (of the lethal variety) and Aziraphale be damned if he didn't at least try and get their partner out of this in the most idiotically genius way.

#laufxson #crowley #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #fanart #this consists mostly off aziraphale looking unhinged and calmly telling them to release crowley #he's smiling the entire time #beelzebub isn't quite sure what's happening rn #they had a horrible day as usual and suddenly there's THE ANGEL infront of them #the angel's vibes are NOT it and feel quite murderous if given the chance #hastur fears he's going to get divinely deleted if he tries to leave again #ten minutes later a confused and disheveled looking crowley is thrown into his Angel's arms #aziraphale still won't tell them days after how he managed to free them #'i just told them very politely of the misunderstanding on their part and they conceded to having made a slight error of judgment' #'now don't fret over it my dear. i doubt it will ever happen again'

[crown-ov-horns]

Crowley in Good Omens (1.03)

#good omens #crowley #david tennant #good omens crowley #good omens edit #goodomensedit #good omens gifs #good omens gifset #good omens fandom #david tennant edit #tv shows #tv edits #tvedit #tv gifs #tvgifs #my edit #my gifs #my gifset #again i don't have the show in the best quality so i'm working with what i can... bc the writing is taking time #he's really so so beautiful in this scene #i mean the cloak the hair the eyes look at him actually being a devil #whyy did he ever ditch this look #but also it seems he wasn't wearing shoes?.. Crowley wtf #for some reason it doesn't surprise me he was nice to jesus and felt sorry for him... i don't agree i doubt anyone in hell does either #but crowley will crowley #yes yes this scene runs fcking deep the end of it is golden i know #good omens season 1

[murderofcrow]

people: "they will not put vore on the set list bc Vessel can't scream live!"

Vessel:

#don't ever doubt my boi again #sleep token #sleep token worship #worshitposting #vessel #vessel i #sleep token memes

[lovedazai]

THINKING SO MANY THINGS BUT NOTHING ELSE MATTERS DAZAI IS ALIVE HES SAFE HES HEALTHY HES PRETTIER THAN EVER

#⸝⸝˚₊💬﹕mai speaks #LOOK AT THAT SMILE #UNDER THAT BEAUTIFUL NIGHT SKY???? ARE U KIDDING ME #‘u cant kill me’ GODHEJNS #CANT BELIEVE I EVER DOUBTED HIM FOR A SECOND #JUST WAIT UNTIL HE COMES HOME #GONNA LOVE ON HIM SO SO SOOOOO HARD #i want to kiss him silly #jumping into his arms & never letting go #i rlly feel like i can breathe again :( my baby #bsd spoilers

[kingslionheart]

A good King relies upon good advice, Uhtred. I speak only as a man who has made mistakes before.

#me once again pushing the agenda that uhtred basically became alfred when he got older #but he probably forgot how bad he was when he was younger #i mean yeah he totally knew he wasn't very nice but i doubt he ever realised just HOW MUCH he wasn't nice #like the moment when he got upset with stiorra because she didn't want to kneel in front of edward #okay but at least she didn't scream at edward's face insulting him in front of the whole witan like YOU did with alfred #but apparently he forgot #i should make parallels of that too actually #the parallel between aethelstan's reaction and uhtred's at being told those things makes me laugh a bit #because aethelstan seems to know that what he was doing was not the right thing #while uhtred was just an arrogant idiot #the last kingdom #seven kings must die #alfred x uhtred #tlk alfred #uhtred #tlk aethelstan #aethelstan #david dawson #alexander dreymon #harry gilby #my gifs

[greenglowinspooks]

Alrighty fellas time for another one

(DPxDC) Batman Rogues ranked based on how good at parenting Danny (and co.) they would be

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Would probably actually be able to step up and be (relatively) good parents: The Penguin, Mr. Freeze.

They would have EXTREMELY different dynamics with Danny, but I think they could figure it out.

The Penguin would definitely only take in Danny to improve his reputation, and probably so that he could monopolize the use of a new meta’s abilities. (And perhaps to study him)

However, I think that attitude would last for at the absolute most a month, probably closer to two weeks, before he genuinely bonded with him. He’s like the dad who says he doesn’t want a pet, and then in a week they’re inseparable.

He’s not a good person, but I think he could probably end up being an awesome fucking dad. Also, there’s no way in hell anyone would mess with Danny. Not even close. If he found out Danny was getting bullied he’d ruin the bully’s fucking life.

He wouldn’t directly throw hands with a child, sure, but that’s only because it would look bad. He would, however, completely destroy their family’s careers and force them to leave Gotham out of shame.

Mr. Freeze is only a rogue because of his wife. Like, that’s it. He only wants (or wanted, depending on the version) for his wife to be cured and to live happily with her again. All of this is for her, either to help her or to avenge her.

That’s to say that yeah, if Danny managed to weasel his way into his heart, he would have a place with him forever.

He’d probably only interact with him at first because of the ice powers, but if Danny did manage to get closer to him (that’s a pretty big if) I think he’d do fucking anything for him, just like his wife.

He would raze the GiW to the ground for his boy.

They’d do alright probably. Nothing special, but it’d work out ok: Scarecrow, Ivy & Harley, Two-Face, Killer Croc.

Scarecrow is, funnily enough, not that bad. Like, is he genuinely deranged? Yes. Is he murderous and cruel? Yes. Does he have a moral compass that would absolutely support taking care of a child? Yes.

He’s been shown multiple times to genuinely care for people, even if it’s in his own way. Like, yeah, maybe fear-gas-themed murder and torture is a bit far sometimes, but it’s what he knows how to do.

Like, would he know how to take care of a kid? Hell no. But he does have a pretty good list of what not to do, courtesy of his own childhood, so he’d have a pretty alright start.

Ivy and Harley aren’t rated higher because I just don’t think they’d really be responsible enough for a child. I don’t doubt that they’d be able to love Danny, nor that they love each other, but they’re not very stable, and they don’t have a very good grasp on normalcy.

Like, they’d be incredibly cool aunts, or family friends, or something. I just don’t think that they’d do well being the sole guardians of a child or teenager.

I can’t stress this enough, I think they would genuinely love having Danny with all their hearts. I just don’t think that love alone is enough.

Avoiding that genuinely depressing thought, I think Two-Face would similarly be an awesome uncle to have, but wouldn’t do well at the actual “parenting” thing.

Like, he could keep a kid alive no problem, and he’d probably be awesome to have as a legal guardian and stuff, but there’s no way in hell he’d be able to keep Danny in line, for the sole reason of not really seeing a reason to.

However, if he got put in Arkham, he’d 100% not be above guilt-tripping Bruce into taking Danny in, so he does have backup options.

Killer Croc would be an awesome friend to Danny, but that man is in no way capable of being a parent.

He’s got a pretty short temper, and Danny is a little shit. There’d definitely be fighting. A lot of fighting. Croc still gets some points though because he’s a decent guy and I don’t doubt that he’d be willing to get help from the other rogues or even Batman should he need it.

Shouldn’t be trusted to keep a gerbil alive, yet are somehow still better at this than Maddie and Jack: The Riddler, Solomon Grundy

The Riddler is a childish, egotistical asshole with a bit of a god complex and a truckload of emotional baggage.

That being said, he’d still do better than Danny’s actual parents.

Partly because the bar is so low.

Like yeah, there’d be a lot of arguing, but I don’t think that he’d actually ever fight fight with Danny, mostly because he’d feel like he was turning into his father.

For the most part he’d be at the same level as Scarecrow or Killer Croc, I just put him lower because I think he’d forget to feed Danny sometimes. Still not as bad as the food coming alive to attack him though.

Solomon Grundy is pretty similar to Killer Croc in terms of how I think he and Danny would get along, I just think he’d be much worse at getting the things Danny needs to live and be happy.

He’d be cool as a weird uncle, or a friend, but he’d be pretty awful at being an actual parent.

The house is on fire, god is dead: Mad Hatter, Ra’s Al Ghul

Mad Hatter would have UNIMAGINABLE levels of beef with Danny. He would unironically throw hands with a child.

That being said, I think he’d genuinely like Danny.

Wouldn’t make up for anything, but I do think he’d at least not hate him.

Ra’s would be funny as hell no matter what.

He’d ALSO have unimaginable beef with Danny, but for entirely different reasons. He would spend all his time trying to convince Danny to become a member of the LOA and also to turn him fully immortal. Danny would buy him a “world’s okayest dad” mug and “I’m not the dad who stepped up” shirt. They would try to beat each other to death over Damian.

Danny would still probably choose him over Vlad in a heartbeat.

Getting dissected would have unironically been a better option: Joker

Your homework today is to watch Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker.

Because I know you won’t, I’m just gonna tell you that Joker has done some MK Ultra shit to a child before in order to mold it into a mini version of himself, and he’d absolutely do it again.

One of them would absolutely end up dead, and considering their track records, I’m not so sure it would be Joker.

#dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #catwoman isn’t on here because she would just give him to bruce immediately #on the bright side if Joker ever obtained another child through dubious means I don’t doubt that Harley and Ivy would beat him to death #honestly out of everyone here I think being adopted by two-face would be the most fun by far #like mr. freeze would be a lot better at being an actual parent but two-face would be fun as hell #also scarecrow would just straight up murder someone for bullying Danny this man is not above killing kids if they’re being dicks #he’s literally done the slasher routine for some girl after she found out her friends all hated her and he’d do it again #the penguin would kill for Danny too I just don’t think he’d kill kids #older teens are up for debate however

[weallpartyatybcpatricksfuneral]

Listen I know logically we are never getting a follow up video to the youngblood chronicles but if we were it would ABSOLUTELY be a video to The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years).

Like quite literally it's been ten years both in real life and inside the YBC universe. Ten years since the bands return from hiatus and the album that brought them back. Ten years since the events of the youngblood chronicles. They spent ten years in a chemical haze. Don't you get it they spent ten years in a chemical haze and they miss the way they felt nothing. The four of them died in YBC. Four of the Ramones are dead. Patrick's organs and hand were removed. But on the bright side he's got the wrong insides. He is literally saying to stop him if they've heard this all before. They were all torn apart both physically and mentally but now ten years later they've filled the cracks with gold and have healed.

A follow up video ten years down the line from the youngblood chronicles while impossible in practice is beautiful in theory.

#i know many things in the youngblood chronicles are left intentionally vague and so is the ending so #i highly doubt there would ever be a follow up video to it #but kintsugi kid is RIGHT THERE #that song is about healing your cracks with gold to make you whole again dont you get it??? #theyre healing!!!! #fall out boy #fob #youngblood chronicles #ybc #the youngblood chronicles #pete wentz #patrick stump #andy hurley #joe trohman #those damn fall out boys got me feeling them shrimp emotions again