#i dont know it's wordplay

[autism-corner]

Sin and blood

ll 500 words ll ft. Levi comforting you after you show up filthy and bloody on the steps of the HOL ll angst/comfort ll x reader ll Asmo's version ll Belphie's version ll

Your first mess-up was awkward. None of the brothers had expected you to ever snap. But you did, and it was only natural. Living with literal demons only made the clock tick closer to your eventual sins.

It wasn't like you hadn't 'sinned' before, according to the vague moral lines that were set by human societies. You've sneaked items past check-outs, looked upon others with hatred, and lied to those with power. None of that makes you less human.

What you did however, was demon-worthy. You returned to the House of Lamentation with shame and the remaining anger, now mostly pointed at yourself. You didn't mean to break. You didn't mean to break anything. You didn't want to harm them.

Red-faced, with blood still dripping from your fingers, clothing drenched with however many liquids, you stood in front of them. There was no sound other than the drips, slowly creating a puddle on the ground. As the puddle grew, he was the first one to move.

Levi slowly but silently walked up to you. He was never one to speak first. He took your hand, soft and tender. A reminder that nothing has changed. You held back a sob and tried to stop the wetting of your eyes. He leaned closer to you and let out a quiet whisper: "You're okay.". Slowly, he turned to face his brothers, still grasping your hand. Without saying another word, he took you to his room. You followed him, only your occasional sniffing breaking the dead air.

Upon entering his room, he hurried to empty his bathtub. Pillows and blankets were flying everywhere, but he somehow managed to never let go of your hand. Having cleared the entire tub of that what made it comfortable, he turned to you again. You stopped avoiding his eyes once you noticed his disparity. They finally met, and a slight ease began to wash over the both of you. "You should get undressed." You could hear how much he cared in those words alone. No need for an explanation, no fear. He cared for your safety, but also trusts you to take your time. "You can put your clothes in this basket. We'll get them clean.". A small smile, filled with hope.

Levi had to let go of your hand while he turned on the water and the both of you undressed. He slipped in the tub before you, allowing you to sit in between his legs. There was no need for conversation. You sat there, only focused on his hands calmingly massaging the filth out of your hair. The water slowly turned darker as he made his way down to scrub your entire body, but neither of you mind. It could've been worse. You could've been gone entirely. You could've left him, all alone. Never to touch again. Never to talk again. He'd never get to laugh or hug or get trough awkward silence with you. He would've never been grateful for all the little moments with you. Moments like now, purely with each other. There was only here and now. Nothing in the past matters. There's comfort in knowing there still is a future with you.

#idk what possesed me to write this #(i do. it was bloodlust) (i didnt mean it to get sad but thats just how it happened ig) #obey me angst #ig? i dont like angst #i do want to do a version of this with belphie or mephisto bc theyre also my little guys but we'll see #12AM writing strikes again =w=b #obey me x reader #obey me leviathan x reader #obey me leviathan #obey me #the prior violence is left for interpertation but i was imagining murder =w=b it could be in self denfense who knows #man i wish i could explain metaphors and wordplay without breaking the flow of the text i just feel so smart for adding it whenever i do. #=w=b #sillyposting #my work #x reader

[xvnfixations]

bottled scars ─ 🦋🍃

a poetry piece of xiaoven, written in venti's perspective ~ ( xiao/venti, genshin impact )

10.21.2022

" bottled scars "

an endless cycle, through countless nights

for the sake of others, you stay and fight.

at your worst, you still stand firm and tall

but even the flowers wither and fall.

feelings sealed, all bottles inside.

the pain you bear, you ignore and hide.

time and time, you fight and endure

sit with me, let your scars heal

or if you'd like, i'll sing you a song

firmly believing there is no cure.

rest, love, time will not stop

i'll wipe away your every teardrop.

open up your bottle, let it all pour away

be not afraid, there'll be another day.

tell me all about how you feel.

for i'll be by your side, all night long.

~ @xvnfixations

#xiaoven #genshin impact #xiao #venti #genshin #this poem's idea/prompt was actually from a friend #but i misheard “ bottle ” as “ battle ” #so i ended up with a wordplay 😭 #i dont know if it makes sense but #i changed the title #bottled scars #BC IT SOUNDS LIKE BATTLE SCARS #but bottled scars refers to like #the pain xiao has sealed away #IS MY VISION GOING THRU DOES IT MAKE SENSE #xvnfixations #xvnloveletters

[cantdanceflynn]

IK I HAVENT DRAWN IN FOREVER BTW IM WORKING ON CATCHING UP

#ITS JUST. BEEN SHIT TO GET MOTIVATED LATELY #ESPECIALLY WHEN IK NONE OF U CARE #LIKE WHY AM I BOTHERING POSTING THIS??? NO ONE GIVES A SHIT??? NO ONE LOOKS AT MY ART FOR MORE THAN A SECOND NO ONE CARES #WHEN THEY DO CARE ITS ONLY BC ITS A GIFT FOR THEM OR I SENT IT TO EM N THEY DONT WANNA BE RUDE #LIKE WHY FUCKIN BOTHER LATELY YA KNOW. LIFE IS JUST GETTING WORSE AND ANYTHING I COULD DO WITH THESE SKILLS I LOVE SO MUCH IS GOING #WELL UP IN FLAMES IF YOU DONT MIND THE WORDPLAY #N IK IT EATS YOU ALIVE TO CARE ABOUT WHO SEES YOUR WORK. IK ITS BAD N I SHOULDN'T DO IT. #BUT IF NOT EVEN ANY IF MY FRIENDS(BARRING MY BF XOXO LOVE U PYXE BUT LIKE I DO SEND U EVERYTHING STILL LOL) CAN EVEN BOTHER #JJST. EVEN LOOKING AT MY STUFF #WHATS THE POINT?? #THE ONLY ART OF MINE THATS GOTTEN THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF ATTENTION LATELY HAS BEEN THE ISAT AU N THATS BC THATS A COMMUNITY STARVING FOR STUF #LIKE HOW MANY NOTES MY WANDERSONG STUFF GOT DESPITE BEING SO BAD #BUT IVE IMPROVED SO MUCH AND POURED SM INTO A COMMUNITY THAT DOESNT FUCKING GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME????? #WHAT AM I DOING WRONG??!?!!?! SOMEONE TELL ME ID DO ANYTHING JUST TO KNOW WHY I CANT GET ANYONE EVEN THE PERSON WHO LOVES ME THE MOST #TO GIVE A SHIT JSUT ONCE #ill prolly delete this later. Im sry.

[a-passing-storm]

So about my fic that I posted (very scary). It’s a Matrix fic, and it’s got an aro character, and I am like... so very surprised that it is the first Matrix fic to have the “Aromantic” tag on AO3. Like, I was expecting 10. Or so. I know 10 still isn’t a lot, but I was expecting more than 0. I’m actually very surprised. 

#bc i am shameless i shall add that it's called A Simulacra of Sound if anyone is interested #but like truly i... i know there isnt a lot of aro fic but i 1) overestimated the size of the matrix fandom--tbh im glad its not that big-- #2) simply overestimated the frequency of aro fics being written #and yeah ikik if you want to see it you should write it. but i dont like reading my writing at all. #its not that i dont like it--i really like my writing--its just that i read it so many times that its meaningless #i dont get to be like 'omg cool wordplay' or 'ooh neat rhythm' or 'what a neat way to characterize that' im just like reading Sounds #its like listening to things backwards #matrix #aromantic #yeah #idk its weird bc i dont really want to write fic w/ an audience in mind bc its something i do for fun and i dont want to #fall back into the habit of writing for other people or what i think other people want to read #but man someone's gotta make more aro fanfic lol #also like ik a lot of aros hate the 'a robot it must be aro' thing but also like #if youre gonna think abt the sexuality of a program designed to like destroy humans #is it really more plausible that it wants some sweet sweet romance with the person it's trying to kill #like thats a part of why it is very surprising to me that no other aro matrix fics have been posted to ao3 #anyway im not that like... bummed abt it rn so much as just like 'wow thats wild' #ugh i should go write my very existential common app essay #dante dicit

[ann-decart]

what do you call a toy soldier in a box of candy corn?

a candy corn colonel

#wordplay #i still dont know how to consistently tag shit #do you need ≥2 tags on everything??

[asexual-levia-tan]

people who call brett a mental health icon are the funniest and least okay people in the world

#wwaffles bein' an idiot #hold on unrelated i just realized i couldve made some sort of horrible reference with my textpost tag #like do you like wwaffles or SOMETHING god i am an idiot #i mean. it is already a horrible reference but it couldve been a horrible reference AND wordplay dang #anyway. brett is so far from okay you just refuse to see it because he's not presenting it like she is #he has no personality so that he can blend in with anyone he's around. he NEEDS to be liked #wheres that post about the people who bottle up their emotions but you dont know it because they always shift the spotlight to you

[oedipushansen]

i like it better when poems are read aloud to me rather than reading them myself

#i dont know why . i guess for whatever reason i can hear the wordplay & process what theyre saying better when its being read to me #txt

[invertedspoon]

girl we're lost get out your cum piss

#i dont know what to tag this #wordplay #i guess #tired posting

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

ASL Kpop AU

Riot’s newest music video make my brain go brrr

Additional headcanons👇

I tried to think of what irl idols they would sound like, but i only have one for Ace in my mind, maybe one for sabo, and i… i mean… luffy is…. Yeah.

I think Ace would sound like Chanyeol, here’s a song from him that i feel fits his vibe

For Sabo, i was thinking mayyybeee Lee Know (Stray Kids)? But i really dont know. Idk some clear and soft voice that is in the higher range? Maybe? Eeeeeeehhhhh, yall are gonna have to help me out with him and luffy. Though i think we have our work cut out for us with the latter.

Lore:

The three started posting songs and music videos online, and they slowly gained popularity until they gained the fanbase they have in present day. I dont think they would be part of any company, mostly because i don’t think they could keep employment? If they were?

Even though theyre not part of a company, they have a lot of connections with people in the industry because theyre great guys :) and theyre fun to be around :) and so get invited to a lot of shit, like award shows and talk shows.

They are fun to have on, but it is a bold move if you want these guys on your talk show. They frequently get off topic and they’ll find a way to make answering your questions a sport or competition. Theyre like the Eric Andre show reversed.

Their songs’ topics vary on who’s writing the song. And you can usually tell really easily who wrote what. Ace’s music tends to be more laid back with clever wordplay and lots of bass. Sabo’s has a regular pop sound to it, but the lyrics are very poetic. Luffy’s are all party beats, but the melodies always has very interesting and unique twists in it. To keep the songs in an album at least a little consistent, they do try to find a theme to base them around.

The choreography they have also looks very different between the 3 of them, they all have a unique style of dancing. Relay dance videos with them are always very fun cuz you get to see them doing eachother’s choreography :) thats kinda the appeal of all relay dances, but i feel like it would be more special with them since their usual styles are so different.

They probably don’t practice as much as they should. It’s very common that they forget something in their performances and they make something up on the fly to make up for it. There’s a bunch of compilations made of their ad-libs and improvised dance movements they came up with during concerts. But whatever, right? They’re their own bosses, get of their backs, ya hear??

i like the thought that a lot of the poses they do in photoshoots, they come up with, themselves :)

On the side, they like to livestream. They frequently stream them attempting to cook things and their fanbase enjoys watching them find new and unique ways of setting their kitchen on fire. And then they enjoy watching them argue on what food to order takeout from shortly after.

Thanks for reading, thats all i have for now :)

#my art #one piece #monkey d. luffy #sabo #asl brothers #one piece fan art #portgas d. ace #asl au #op kpop au

[bobzora]

morgana is like the opposite of teddie in that teddie is so unaware of social norms and that is what brings him strength (ie being the only person who ever calls goro "goro" & also straight up hugs him) while morgana is all about social norms in a way. he's like yes i am a gentleman, she is a lady. etc. so my view of mona is basically that he's not actually cishet but he identifies as cishet nonetheless.

#bobtalk #that one section where he has a mini gender crisis is so funny. 'monas a boy' 'monas a girl' 'monas a bus'. nyanbinary moments #but yeah. he identifies as cishet diversity win #i think about this all the time becasue its so funny. #i could make a comic about this but idk how to structure some jokes for it. gotta have that build up #my approach to comedy is just little joke little joke little joke punchline #like for the gaygorogomic i made the whole thing just for the prosecutor/persecutor wordplay. big joke. but theres the little jokes too #i dont know how to communicate cishetidentifying mona in the funniest way possible so im just sitting on this. lmao #morbgana

[zeldasnotes]

HOW TO ATTRACT THE VENUS SIGNS 💞

These are observations on what the venus signs likes. House placements & aspects to venus are not taken into consideration in this post so not everyone will relate.

MASTERLIST

Want to know more about Venus? Check out VENUS NOTES and VENUS NOTES 2

Aries Venus

You have to be interesting enough to keep them interested. The men with this aspect likes to be chased and women with this aspect are usually a chaser. Be bold and confident they love that. Since they are a cardinal sign they need someone who knows how to behave in public. Wear powerful colors and dont be boring. If you want to keep them interested you have to show that you are interested in them, they have others waiting. They value straighforwardness so tell them with your chest instead of hinting.

Taurus Venus

Have money. No but seriously they love stability. You dont need to have money when you meet them but they like someone who atleast have the drive to get money. Since Taurus is fixed and they love stability and feeling safe they care a lot about financial stability. You have to be loyal and be someone they can trust. They love expensive clothes and restaurants. These people do not find games funny at all. Be interested in food. Be sensual. ”Accidentally” touch their neck. Accidentally breath in a sensual way on their neck while hugging them.

Gemini Venus

Be intelligent. Be cute and funny they love that. They are attracted to someone who are good at wordplay or someone who can talk back. Very attracted to nice voices too. They love youthfulness. If you have that ”naughty & playful” look to your eyes or a smirk they will fall. Wear glasses!

Cancer Venus

Like the other water venuses these people love someone whos genuinely kind. Be soft and protective. They find shy people super cute and charming. Let them be the protector. Show them what a good wife/husband you are because these people value the home. They want to know how you would be to live with. If you are not someone whos comfortable to live in the same house as it wont work. They value HOME. Cook them a meal.

Leo Venus

They love someone who can dress well. If others want you they will have to have you. This is a placement who usually have a lot of self love and self respect so dont joke on their expense or make them look stupid. They will treat you like a queen/king but they expect the same back. They are fixed so they are picky but once they choose you they are ready to be with you forever. They love hair that stands out in some way because for them the ”mane” is about pride.

Virgo Venus

Dont act innapropriate infront of them and dont mention anything innapropriate. Be hygienic! If you offer to help them with something or ask them to help you they will love you. They love the give & take dynamic. They also love someone health oriented. I noticed that they love someone who are classy and stylish in a minimal way.

Libra Venus

You have to be well mannered. Dont ever talk to them with food in your mouth and dont blow your nose infront of them. Dont laugh to loud at the restaurant. Oh and be beautiful. No just kidding but they love someone who takes care of themselves. The truth is that this placement actually care a lot about physical appearance, they are very drawn to beauty.

Scorpio Venus

You have to show them that nobody can replace them because thats their biggest fear. Look into their eyes a lot and dont turn away until they do, this will make them fall for you. Dont be flirty or oversocial. Dont be shallow and back down from deep converstion they cant stand shallow people. They love black clothes and dark makeup. Show them how loyal you are and they will adore you. If you tell them that their enemies are your enemies they will marry you on the spot.

Sagittarius Venus

They love someone with humour. Be spontaneous just like them. If you love to travel its a plus. They usually like someone whos from another culture than their own. They love to learn and to teach so be ready to listen to what they have to say.

Capricorn Venus

You have to make them look good. If you embaress them its over. These people care A LOT about how they are seen by others A LOT. You dont have to be beautiful physically but you need to look presentable and have a good reputation. Act classy and serious. Dont be all over them in public. Be a lady/gentleman and hold up the door for them. They are attracted to someone who knows how to behave.

Aquarius Venus

Something about you have to be unique. They love people who have their own style. If you have unique personality they will love you. They dont like someone whos too clingy. They also love someone whos deep and can hold meaningful conversation. Someone whos humanitarian and openminded. If you have a unique hobby or some unique stuff in your home it will make them crazy about you.

Pisces Venus

Be mysterious. And DONT be loud or bitchy in any way(unless they have Venus aspecting Saturn or Pluto). They love cute people. They love long lashes and curly hair. Dont be afraid to show your sensitivity they love playing the knight in shining armour. They love people who look innocent and a little ”lost”. Look like this emoji: 🥹. If you have a sobstory to tell its perfect.

© 2022 Zeldas Notes

#astro notes #astrology #astro observations #astronotes #venus 8th house #scorpio venus #birth chart readings #venus in leo

[anonymousjester]

You've seen one of my dumbass ideas, now get ready for the second one! Baldi's program, learners initiative! Baldi's school gets new students, all from places which are used to learn certain aspects! mostly kids shows, some disguised as such, All of these characters have their shows/games themed on learning! Dora - spanish Amanda - instructions and wordplay pibby - meaning of words Kai lan - chinese Doi, from DHMIS - a show disguised as a childrens puppet show! Now put in the school of baldi, where he decides to take them in and teach them!

of course, when there are new students, there are new teachers! Introducing

Monika, the schools english teacher. She's quite fond of teaching as well as seeing the poems that the kids make in their activities, she absolutely adores when they try their best and is the type to keep their works in her desk for safe keeping. She's also the one who usually keeps baldi at bay, especially in her own class hours.

BENDY! The art teacher! He's a fun fellow that often teleports around the school using his ink abilities! He's often seen roaming the area, never being in one place for too long, even when hes teaching! He brings the kids outside to let their creativity flow freely as his activities usually make them play or draw whatever they wish! Theres no limits to creation after all!! Thats what he believes atleast.

Baldi isnt a new teacher, of course not, but he is the new headmaster. Apparently, this school was entirely new, even for him. None of those from his world followed him to this new place as he just suddenly woke up in the school.. so he decided that he would be the one to take the role as headmaster, as well as of course the math teacher, who would he be if he wasnt? He still has his temper, but he actually has the restraint given by other teachers stopping him from going too far..maybe thats exactly what he needed.

Gaster! the science teacher, one if not the most responsible of the bunch. He's very patient and understanding with the kids, after all most of them arent in the age to learn what he knows, and hes rather fond of them. The students are more open with gaster than with anyone else, as somehow he feels the safest out of all of them. They dont know why, he just emits this parental aura around him. They arent afraid to ask him about things they dont understand, and he'll continuously teach until they do ill definitely make more content of this, i do have a bunch of ideas for this silly crossover, hehe!

#anonymous jester #artists on tumblr #ata amanda #amanda the adventurer fanart #amanda fanart #amanda the adventurer #dora the explorer #ni hao kai lan #dhmis #dhmis doi #dhmis manny #bendy and the dark revival #bendy and the ink machine #bendy #baldis #baldis basics #baldi #monika #ddlc #doki doki monika #undertale #undertale gaster #dr gaster #wd gaster #crossover #hehe silly me #this would be a very fun school to go to fr #anondoodles #baldis learners initiative

[validwarriorcatsnames]

i feel like some of these asks dont get that a funny warriors name either comes from clever wordplay or only the prefix being funny. im sorry for being pedantic but like, even when you expand your horizons as far as possible the clan cats arent gonna be able to give you a suffix based on a human invention because they dont even know what a car is called

you hate ford f-150star bc you aint ford f-150star

#no you're totally correct i just thought this was a funny way to reply

[andy-wm]

3D by JK (feat. JH) - my take.

Ok, unpopular opinion maybe, and I might get my ass beaten for this (not in a good way 🤣)

Feel free to disagree RESPECTFULLY.

Disclaimer: If anyone comes at me with that cancel bullshit I will block you, because we all get to have an opinion.

If my post enrages you, scroll past until you can be civil, then come back and talk. Or block me. I dont mind.

And don't tell me that because I don't love this song I have to hand in my ARMY card... I'm not going to.

🙂💜🙂

I'll start by saying I love JK so, so much. Adore him. Will always support him.

But for me, 3D is a misstep.

My feeling is Hybe should have reconsidered releasing it as it is.

JK's lyrics are fun and sexy. The innuendo is on point. The melody is great and the chorus has excellent sing-along value. Even though I'm not a huge pop music fan, I like the vibe.

The MV dancers are awesome, and I got a kick out of the fire hydrant metaphor.

And in that jacket with nothing under it, JK looks hot enough to melt asphalt.

However....

Including Jack Harlow's rap IMO is a mistake. It sucks, frankly. Not in a good way.

It not only misses the mark on the tone of the rest of the song but his lyrics are really just offensive. Misogynistic. And racial refrences are just... not cricket. It's 2023 not 1995, regardless of what his hairstyle tells you.

His lyrics sound like an incel bragging about their sex life when all they've ever done is watch porn. From his words, I doubt he knows how to please any person but himself.

His message is gross, but its still just... generic. Like he went to urban dictionary for spicy language and then googled how to treat women like shit. There's nothing original about what he's saying. He's not even being gross in an intersting way. It's gross AND boring.

(Jack, if you're reading this, sorry my guy you gotta do better.)

I've been army since 2018 and this is the first BTS song I have tried to find merit in and given up.

I honestly tried to be into it and i just... can't. It doesn't sit well with me.

This is a new experience for me because even when BTS release something i don't immediately love, i still stream and watch and let it sink in, or I work on figuring out what I am missing and why it's ACTUALLY good even if i can't grasp it.

This... it's just... not good, in my opinion.

I have to clarify here...

It isn't about explicit content, i am totally down for that. If anyone read my post on Seven, they will know my response to that song. In a nutshell, I believe all adults who want to, should happily and shamelessly be doing ALL the horizontal tango. Every type, every day, in every way. With anyone and everyone they fancy as long as all parties are informed and consenting adults who are equally enjoying the experience.

Yes. I am all about getting down.

That doesn't mean treating your partners like a body count or using and abusing them with no consideration. That's not cool.

**PSA: please be safe and use protection. Get tested regularly if you have multiple partners. Don't do anything you don't feel good about and dont stay with partners who harm or manipulate you 💜**

Now, back to the smut.

Some criticisms i saw of Seven were about how dirty it was. A few people were upset because JK said fuck, and because he sang about how and when he liked to fuck. But more criticism was levelled at Letto. Why?

It seemed like it was because she's a woman, singing about sex.

Letto totally owns her sexuality and she knows what she wants. I snorted with delight at how deliciously filthy her lyrics were. Some very clever wordplay made her verse so visceral, and pretty shocking to the pearl-clutchers, without her ever saying anything directly. I really enjoyed it.

She was telling us straight up how good she is in bed. Good for her. She totally rocks. And she wasn't disrespecting anyone. She didn't need to do that to make herself cool AF.

The difference between Letto's rap and jack harlow's is that jack sounds like he's just looking at the women he's singing about as a hole to stick his dick in. Women have fought for long enough for equality and respect. They don't need this bullshit. You can sing about getting down, and you can be absolutely filthy and nasty and wild, and you can do it without degrading your partners.

I did read a theory about this song being social commentary on toxic masculinity. You can find it here and you can read it below:

Its not bad as a theory. At least it wouldn't be if Namjoon or Yoongi or Hobi - or Jungkook himself - had written the song. If that were the situation we'd see some inkling of self awareness in the rap, and maybe a hint of character development. But there's none.

Sorry ARMY, this is not the class of lyricism we have come to expect.

If jack is trying to make a social statement^*, or play a character, he is not succeeding in showing any growth or humanity at all. He's really just that stereotype.

In the last few lines, after he offers to fly his victim from Korea to Kentucky, he says "and you ain’t gotta guarantee me nothing I just wanna see if I get lucky."

How considerate...

All I see is zero care factor about the actual person he's trying to get with. Which is quite different from JK's lyrics, which show awareness that he's interacting with a conscious, living human being, not a piece of furniture.

jack follows with "I just wanna meet you in the physical and see if you would touch me"

Ugh. Not with a ten foot pole, douchebag.

And how about, in his first verse "All my ABGs get cute for me"

Good god, really? Is he seriously saying this?

So its a no for me.

The ONLY saving grace is that there's an alternative version which is pretty fun. It's almost as if Hybe knew we would hate the version with jack harlow. Wow, such insight!

Now, i know that's not the only reason they made an alternative. They needed a clean version for US radio play (let's be real, what possible other purpose can this song serve? *°)

But they could have censored jack's... actually they couldn't. The rap verses can't be salvaged. They genuinely have no merit, the only hope for the song is totally removing them.

What does that tell you?

ARMY will no doubt still chart the main track but personally, I would feel morally compromised if i supported that version. So I'll stick to the alternative and hope for better things to come.

------------

^* Stylecaster doesnt think so either. I visited their website to check thr lyrics. They said, of D3, "Meanwhile, Jack Harlow brings the cool with his two verses as he raps about all the women he could pull"

Uh, really? I hope that's intended to be ironic.

*° The MV had only 4.5million views after 12 hours. And we know what brilliant strategists Hybe employs. I am travelling in Korea right now. There was no promo visible here. And it was no accident that it was released at lunchtime on Chuseok - the biggest famiily holiday of the year - when relatively few people in Korea would be available to engage with it. THEY KNEW IT WAS A STINKER.

#jeon jungguk #jungkook #bts jungguk #bts jungkook #jungkook 3d #hybe entertainment #bighit

[imustbenuts]

okay i finished y0 properly and now i need to get this out into the net just so i dont feel like im losing it but

is makoto.... a kiryu parrallel???? ive completed only 0, 7 and 8 but i know some of the bigger over arching plot points later, so this might be a nothing burger but. these 2 are?? ??? holy shit?

they both share an undeniably kind hearted gentle nature (even though kiryu wrecks shit)

both are 20 (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? writing team...?)

majima has stated his preferred type to be someone somewhat socially awkward. makoto meets this stemming from her disability in y0, and kiryu is undeniably socially awkward

both lose contact with their brothers, sworn or not, (tachibana, nishiki) for 10 years, find them greatly changed and then effectively witnesses their death in front of them

makoto was blind, and kiryu becomes disabled stemming from his cancer illness in y8

majima witnesses both leave the criminal underworld due to their connections with the outside, respects and even tries to protect their situation. makoto with her relationship with the doctor, and kiryu with his relationship to his surrogate/adopted daughter haruka.

-6a. both effectively starts a family!

makoto effectively sentencing the tojo clan to implode by demanding the 3 heads of some of their top honchos, and kiryu's 'touch makoto and ill bury the clan' threat to kuze.

theres also some level of wordplay going on, with makoto meaning Truth, and the maki in makimura meaning To Get Tangled Up. the Ma in Majima also means truth, and it's kinda heavy here that Majima ends up liking a girl named Truth who did everything in y0 as sincerely as she wished.

kiryu also has that level of sincerity on top of his stupid godzilla strength, but take that strength away and uh he starts looking a lot like makoto. going into the hornet's nest solo, as did makoto... and he cant lie for shit.

plus kiryu seems (from my limited understanding) to be constantly pulled back and get Tangled Up in the yakuza stuff repeatedly

so if majima fell for makoto, then... the subtext seems to strongly suggest he later falls for kiryu too?

majima the bisexual king?? omg?

#yakuza 0 #like a dragon #yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #kazumaji #is it ok if i tag that actually idk may i get some input from veteran shippers pls 👉👈 #kiryu kazuma #makimura makoto #majima goro

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Inexplicably for some reason Bad Grief is Polish in my head like I cannot logically explain it.

This absolute shithead who scams you out of your money for a kitchen knife, dabbles in underground shennanigans but is actually just a small fry thinking he's a bigshot?

Big "Chłopaki nie płaczą" (a Polish comedy movie) vibes

Griegory? Nah that's Grzesiek, he's drinking shitty sulfur packed wine and smoiing retail cigarettes even though he can afford better.

The fact that they didn't name him "Grzech" in Polish translation (which means "Sin" in English, and it's a shortening of the polish name Grzegorz, equivalent of Griegory) is absolutely astounding to me top because it's better wordplay than just "Gryf".

This man right here would listen to Manaam, Obywatel G.C. and Pidżama Porno (polish bands that I highly recommend to everyone)

I don't know it makes sense to me donT YELL AT ME

#bad grief #griegory filin #pathologic #pathologic 2 #he the type of guy to go to woodstock and get stuck in the portable toilet