Please post the Johnny troll? 👉 👈
Ok so my partner and I have been debating for a while because Nny is really hard to pin down, BUT
We narrowed it down to rustblood! Has a ghost phase.
We still can't agree on a classpect, but for his God tier form he would have cockroach wings.
Very low telekinetic power to where he only can use it when he's having an emotional outburst, usually rage or anguish. It's bursts out of him and causes Problems.
However, he CAN see and interact with ghosts. This is from the official JTHM Twitter, @.Johnny_C
My partner speculated either a Bard of Mind or a Bard of Blood. Personally, I say Bard of Doom? We'll figure it out later lol it's not important.
(Also previous caste suggestions were olive, teal, or cerulean, but we finally settled on rust.)
Also!! Nailbunny was his lusus, the doughboys and Reverend Meat are all purpleblood artifacts. They are cursed as FUCK and poison Nny's mind as well as the house he lives in with chucklevoodoo. The wall heast holds a fully-grown cherub hellbent on devouring the world. Like. One of the giant snake cherubs. An ANCIENT one.
Dehvii and Tennah are moirails! Also a violetblood and olive blood, respectively.
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and the winner for most fucking DECIMATING burn in the entire history of magnus pod goes to alice
[Start ID: Three panel comic from The Magnus Protocol. First panel is in full color, the rest in black and white. First panel: Alice sits with a hand on her chin, smirking and says "Whiny little toad". She is a half black woman with curly, dark orange hair down to her shoulders, brown eyes, freckles, and a gap tooth. She has red/purple eyeshadow and thick eyeliner on, as well as a gold nose ring. She wears a dark green collared shirt with stripes and golden star and moon designs on the collar and center of the shirt. Second panel: Martin looks up in absolute offended shock, his mouth hung open. He is a fat mixed Polish/Korean man with short hair, browline glasses and a beauty mark under his lip. He wears a simple sweater. Jon stands behind him with his arms crossed and does a terrible job to hide a snort of laughter. He is a thin Persian man with long curly hair pulled back into a half knot, a beard and mustache, and wears a simple cardigan with a turtleneck. Third panel: Martin shoots Jon an utterly fuming, rageful glare for laughing at the comment. Jon is turned away with one hand leaned up against an imaginary wall and the other on his hip, and starts whistling nonchalantly like he did no such thing. End ID.]
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once again, i am being attacked for my beliefs
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working at a grocery store has only made me even angrier about inflation and how food, water, and shelter isnt free
like just looking at groceries (not water or shelter) i see just a few bags (maybe around 5 or so) of food costing over $125 USD regularly. I've seen orders upwards of $600. and sure those have been bigger orders but no food should cost that much.
my coworkers and i shouldn't be complaining about the price of food when we get employee discounts.
a single bag of food for myself (usually containing some small pizzas, crackers, milk, and cereal) regularly costs between $50-60. minimum wage in my state is 15/HR. thats about four hours of work for one bag of food
a coworker who works on the front end of our store prides herself on being able to catch theives. everyone says how good she is at it. and sometimes it makes sense, sometimes people are just stealing to steal. but how do you ever know?
when the card reader we take outside is broken we are supposed to have the customers come inside to pay for their groceries if they're paying with EBT. there's a woman who's a regular who has a few small children and when she comes to pick up groceries they're usually asleep in the car.
am i supposed to make her choose between leaving her children alone in the car or waking them up and taking them inside?
four hours of work for one bag of groceries. is this not also theft?
four hours of work. let that sink in. four hours for one small bag of groceries.
we aren't supposed to accept tips but if we don't accept tips then how else are we supposed to afford our groceries?
i haven't seen a single person stealing food. you cannot steal whats already stolen.
although im no longer a christian, the teachings of my childhood have stuck with me, and in the bible it says "When you reap the harvest of your land, do not reap to the very edges of your field or gather the gleanings of your harvest. Leave them for the poor and for the foreigner residing among you."
society has reaped right up the the very edge and beyond of its fields, so it's up to us to reap what we can
four hours of work for one bag of food
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hhHASHSHAHHAHAHAHAH YESSSS YESSS
So @nocsa has an embroidery machine and yall know how i sell this miserable little sticker?
GUESS WHAT CAME IN THE MAILLL TODAYYYYY
LOOK HIM
HE IS THE SIZE AND APPROXIMATE SHAPE OF A FUTBALL
INDESCRIBABLY PUNTABLE!!!!!
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