#i don't know what to tag this i'm just shitposting

[thefrogdalorian]

I love how every time this big scary intimidating former bounty hunter who supposedly terrifies everyone he meets has been shown without his helmet, he's just a slightly pathetic [affectionate] little meow meow underneath all of his big scary armour

Awwwww, big scary Mandalorian, what are you gonna do now....

.... cry? 🥺

You don't look so scary now, you sad little cat [affectionate]

#he's so pathetic [lovingly] just a sad sad little man [affectionate] #din: [going through it] me: lol #no i'm kidding i feel for him #din djarin #pedro pascal #the mandalorian #i don't know what to tag this i'm just shitposting #din djarin brainrot #<- that encapsulates it i think #sad man

[arrietty-rune]

This is the ugliest thing ever and i'm not sorry for that

Also check my art here i do cute stuff sometimes if you enjoy TAWOG, HTF and many other fandoms !! ♥

#vriska universe #steven universe #homestuck #tumblr sexyman #jsab #just shapes and beats #jsab blixer #evangelion #asuka langley sōryū #dirk strider #vriska serket #onceler #undertale #sans #i don't know what to tag LMAO so i'm adding all fandoms lol #this is very cursed #give me help #blooming tree #it's 90% edited but welp #shitpost art

[other-peoples-coats]

ok so we all agree that jedi sports are just like, ludicrously insane, right?

like jedi baseball is really only technically sort of like baseball, if you squint very hard and are also very drunk. the ball is a stunner shot, the bat is your lightsaber, and it's less 'catching to throw out' and more 'deflecting it directly at the runner'.

Jedi soccer has a special pitch with re-inforced walls and ceiling because the last time a ball escaped the pitch it went through three buildings.

the less said about jedi track and field events, the better.

#star wars #look I am not a sports gay. #also my knowledge of baseball starts and ends with my wife's team #whose name we don't say. because it's terrible. #love all the baseball aus in this fandom do not understand a single word of them #what I'm geting at is: don't @me about the baseball I know nothing I just saw the swing lightsaber like baseball bat post #also re:soccer; #my highschool PE class once booted a soccer ball so hard it broke two (2) windows #dented one (1) metal light hood #and broke one (1) arm #that fucker flew like #so far. #coats chats #coats origionals #honestly at this rate I need like. a shitpost tag #meta...ish

[hrokkall]

Creature of steel... watch how much ethanol I can drink

#Ultrakill #Minos Prime #MinosPhrime #Bacteriophage inspired fanart wasn't on my 2023 bingo but whatever #I also know ethanol isn't red but. Let him drink it like a fine wine #I don't even have twitter nor do I ever want to have twitter I'm just Fascinated by MinosPhrime's survival rate #Like it was found in mulch and yet has resistance to the phage equivalent of Instant Death Poison. What the fuck. #If anyone has twt feel free to tell them I say hi I guess #Cw: #Alcohol #Body horror #I was going to tag this shitpost but I spent too much time on it so #Hrokkall Art

[currently-becoming-potatoes]

I think I've decided my gender is willful Shakespeare men

#coming from someone who has played both laertes and now romeo apparently #they feel... similar. there are similar vibes there. depression's whalloping me rn and i cant do coherent literary analysis #or voice whats going on in my brain #but they're different songs in the same font if that makes sense #maybe i'll go off the deep end and write a paragraph on these mfs #maybe #whatever it doesn't matter. i'm still sopping wet and unmedicated. it doesn't matter #it's just the inner machinations of someone who probably doesn't know all that much about what they're talking about #...there is love there. different kinds of love. but love that still drives them to do some stuff and die. ykyk #(i'm bullshitting rn please have mercy on me) #hamlet #romeo and juliet #shitpost #ramblings of a madman #(but the rambings are in the tags. does that still count) #horrendous literary analysis from a tired high schooler with nothing better to do :)))) #(don't unfollow me hamlet moots i know this is tremendously awful i'm trying to make my brain make sense)

[itwoodbeprefect]

inspired by my own 9-1-1 / bad buddy post, here's a bad buddy / starsky & hutch sequel about cutting ties with your past, polluting the ocean, throwing small shiny rectangular objects, etc. 🌊

#this is fully a shitpost but also. i DID get into it and go a little insane over how well tiny parts of this happen to match up #as you may be able to tell by how many cuts back and forth this has. and how interminably long it is. i know 2+ min is an eternity online #i would say nobody asked for this but i would be lying because i asked myself. and i delivered!! #video #* #bad buddy #starsky and hutch #anyway of course i have more to say: #1) worth noting that pat and pran are specifically in a zero waste village. it's all about NOT polluting the ocean fdjkf #2) watching all of this a bunch of times... dear god starsk. hutch. take like five steps closer to the water maybe #the way things stand they have to throw those badges a LONG way or they're barely going to make a splash #(also. please don't hit those birds. the birds did not invent Society) #3) i'm glad the bad buddy dynamic is what it is because if it weren't. that would have been one of the meanest things pat does #4) sometimes i go. yes bad buddy is corny and cringe but that's okay!! it's fun!! #and then i remember hutch unironically says things like well partner. the way i see it this old badge has polluted me just about enough #and i realize that i've BEEN here. i've BEEN in the corny cringe. i am rolling around in it #5) as mentioned in tags on previous post. yelling your feelings at the ocean is very much a recurring trope in queer movies and tv #i should start making a list actually maybe. but also. if getting rid of their badges with synchronized throws wasn't enough by itself #i'm pointing at bad buddy (explicitly queer). i'm pointing at starsky and hutch. i'm seeing dots #there's just Stuff to talk about here you know. dear god is there ever Stuff

[inevitable-pretty-chaos]

Feeling weird again (it's night, I shouldn't trust my thoughts, goddammit). But this time I don't feel... chaotic? at all, so I'm sure it won't be like yesterday. But it's just... uh, strange.

~Vi

#we need a tag for our shitpost #It's also an option that I can't... understand my emotions and I'm feeling something I just don't know what it is #Maybe probably who knows #My emotions are and will be weird forever I guess #~vi

[lil-goat-is-watching]

!!CW: GUN!!

HHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Ain’t had much motivation to do anything, but here’s just a silly something with Cromdo and Shelda! -w- I know it looks a pretty dumb and ye- but I did enjoy animating dis hehe! Woolface/Cromdo x Shelda anyone?

I’m sorry for whatever dis is- /gen

Finally I animated something that’s not Floofty-

AUDIO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t_9-G2Gioo (STARTS AT 2:53)

#bugsnax #bugsnax shitpost #bugsnax cromdo #cromdo face #bugsnax shelda #Shelda Woolbag #is there a sam o'nella tag? I hope there is- #ok nevermind here #sam o'nella #sam o'nella academy #I'm sorry this is just genuine cringe- #I don't even know what I did #Anyways *le throws this in your direction and runs off* #cw: gun #tw: gun

[callmecarnage]

Asexuals : We barely get represented in anything at all !

Aromantics : Same !

Grayromantics and Graysexuals : You guys are getting represented ?

#shitpost #I don't know what I'm saying #asexual #aromantic #grayromantic #why isn't the grayromantic tag coloured ? #People need to realise it's not always just “no this and all that” there can be a halfway

[heffrondriving]

“She brings out the flavor, no MSG” I'M SORRY WHAT THE SHIT WAS THAT MR. HENDERSON????? AIIISSHHH FUCK RIGHT OUTTA HERE WITH THAT ASIAN SLANDER BEFORE I WHACK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A GIANT BAG OF JASMINE RICE /j

#FIRST THE SPACE-X LINE NOW THIS WHY DOES THIS MAN ALWAYS GET THE ACTUAL WORST LINE HAJDJDHDSK #AS A FULLBLOODED SOUTHEAST ASIAN THIS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT TO STAND UP FOR MY HERITAGE AND STOP THE INJUSTICE AND IN THIS ESSAY I WILL #(this is all lighthearted btw but just. some of these new btr lyrics keep throwing me on a loop and ripping my kneecaps out in front of me) #the song is still a certified summer banger even if it does come with that extra dad cringe flavour™ (affectionate) #and yes i know it's litrally just a clever reference to them playing madison square garden (like okay miss sirs flex @ us) but still- #its so smart it circles back around to being stupid and i respect the hustle. pain in the arse to sing along to without context though :'^) #i can't keep explaining to my family that that's what 'MSG' stands for. in this day and age who has the time. this btr lore runs deep ffs #(i have my personal beef with *that line* in call it like i see it but aye that's a rambly tag post for another day >:/) #btr #big time rush #logan henderson #fall #song #lyrics #shitpost #text #the mind of a cricket #do pretty girl don't speak #i'm soooo gonna regret posting this but also. it's been rattling in my mind begging to be let out so sorry for the brainrot jailbreak :')

[chubs-deuce]

current mood featuring cryptic sona me

#this is tbh less abt me feeling bad and more about the overwhelm of realizing how much I have on my plate in longterm creative commitments #and then my brain deciding to attach itself to silly space kitty and her passively disgruntled alien friend #while I'm only 6 pages away from meeting the update backlog threshhold soe we can update the comic #while I have 3 other longterm projects on the side still waiting to get worked on #I have like 8 videos I have yet to edit and make thumbnails for #6 crochet projects I keep working on only sporadically #and then that AT AU fic I've gotten stuck halfway into chapter 9 on #not to mention the patreon I never touch and refuse to advertise for this very reason #bc I feel super guilty knowing they pay money to see things but never get to see things bc my adhd ass can't do the brainage thing at will #like I'm just involuntarily too flakey #this is also why I don't do commissions anymore #though I might open up some slots for lil icons some time that could be fun #not between lots of travels and art fight tho lmao #also pray for me when the comic actually starts updating again to keep up the work pace #at least a smidge #and that people will actually enjoy what they see #I worked so fucking hard on that shit man I'll cry if someone says something mean #chubs stop rambling in the tags again already #chubs rambles #shitpost

[moonyistired]

me, someone who accepts that fantasy eye colors are a thing in the mcl universe, but draws a line at fantasy hair colors: “ok... what the fuck should violette’s natural hair color be?”

#moonys ramble tag #shitpost #the mcl rewrite saga #this all goes back to me thinking that castiel having red eyebrows is fucking stupid #alexy having blue eyebrows is stupid too but idk i always think about castiel more #they have *dyed hair* they should have *their natural black eyebrows* #anyways i'm actually leaning more towards brown hair for violette #unfortunately we don't know what her parents' hair color were #armand is probably just old and greying

[poetofcomrades]

If you consult Matthew 19:12 I think you'll find that my complete lack of game actually brings me closer to God

#shitpost #i don't know what to tag this as lol #christianity #i guess #god i'm so alone #or i just need to touch grass

[ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis]

Hey so you know how we say "I testify" because men used to swear on their testicles? And then some thing suggested that women could say "I breastify" instead and I forget if that was a movie or another Tumblr post or what, but the point is, what if you could actually in a court of law just swear on anything in particular rather than conforming to the preset phrases, (and there were actual consequences as if the gods were real) and then this happened:

"I swear on my tits that what I'm about to say is the absolute truth, and-"

*blatant lies*

*boobs fall off, hitting the floor*

*judge and everyone else in shock*

"HA! YES!" *hurls them at someone* "I never wanted them ANYWAY!!" *sprints off, laughing maniacally*

#does this count as shitposting idk what defines that term #trans #what tags do I use to describe this lol #a block away from the courthouse the adrenaline wears off and he realizes that the gods weren't nice about it (they don't approve of lying) #it's as if they were just chopped off with an axe #he needs urgent medical attention now #good luck explaining that one?? #maybe this leads into that one thing about the hero collapsing into the villian's arms because they didn't know where else to go #but I'm not sure if it's a dramatic/emotional enough story to deserve that #it has more comedic/chaotic vibes #at least that's what I was going for #also the setting is wrong- it doesn't seem very superhero-y #sorry for the quality of the tags haha

[fully-caulked-wagon]

Slams fist on bar counter and breaks it WHAT'S A BITCH GOTTA DO TO GET SOME CRACK COCAINE AROUND HERE?!

#which is funnier #'what's a bitch gotta do to get some crack cocaine around here?!' #or 'what's a girl gotta do to get some crack cocaine around here?!' #i really don't know which to choose - i'm trying to draw something #help me #text post #cocaine #shitpost #bar #crack #crack cocaine #bar counter #just kinda wanna fill up the tags now #uh #i got nothing #update: doesn't matter - i chose the first option

[largerthanaveragedragon]

what

#social media is weird dude #like man #yesterday I woke up #and wrote part of the script for a shitpost video game #and #like #people liked it #it was a shitpost #But it was liked #I am now possibly the lead writer for a 25 chapter shitpost fire emblem ROM hack #Because what? #I put a little effort into something? #Because I'm a good editor? #or was it just because I'm the only person there who's willing to write a decent amount #Because don't get me wrong there have been other writers but they only seem to want to write very specific parts of the game #... #Wait why am I putting this on the tags of a Tumblr post #I don't even know how this website works lmao #please do not shove me back into the ocean that is the rest of the internet