#i don’t know HOW to tag this

[crowbarbunni]

One thing I would like to remind the IHNMAIMS fans is that Gorrister can carry two whole ass women. How AM became a tumblr/tiktok sexman and not this jacked mf will always be a mystery to me

#gorrister ihnmaims #gorrister #ihnmaims fic #nimdok ihnmaims #ihnmaims fanfic #ihnmaims fanart #ellen ihnmaims #ted ihnmaims #am ihnmaims #benny ihnmaims #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream fic #i have no mouth and i must scream fanfic #i have no mouth and i must scream am #i have no mouth and i must scream #fypシ゚viral #fypfypfypfypfypfypdypfypfypfypfypfypfyfpfyfpfyp #fypppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp #shitpost #idk how to tag this #ihnmaims shitpost #real gorrister reaction #potential tumblr sexyman #tumblr sexyman #sans sexyman #sexyman #what is my life #i don’t know how to tag this #tumblr dashboard #dashboard

[thestuffedalligator]

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

#unreality #i don’t know how to tag this #blasphemy tw? #blasphemy tw #10k #20k #30k

[fruitisthenewvegitable]

Neil Gaiman: They aren’t talking

The fandom: *smashing their faces together like Barbies*

#good omens fandom #good omens #go3 #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #neil gaiman #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #i don’t know how to tag this #fruit rambles

[chaoticlava101]

Fine Line, Harry Styles

#911 abc #I got the idea in my head while listening to fine line last night #I just had to do it before it consumed every waking thought I’ve had #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #i don’t know how to tag this

[wild-whims-with-abandon]

Hi they live in my brain

#Victorian clothing when I get you #Sherlock Holmes #granada holmes #i don’t know how to tag this #I be scribbling #my art #acd holmes

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

They missed an opportunity with this scene and I’m still mad about it.

Can we all agree that it’s a crime against magic man that he didn’t get to call Arthur an ass in this episode?

Merlin: Arthur’s a donkey?

Gwen: He has the ears of a donkey. And the voice. … he’s braying.

Merlin: He’s braying? Wow…

Merlin: So what you’re saying is… he’s an ass?

Gwen: …

Merlin: … *laughs*

Gwen: *trying not to laugh* It’s not funny, Merlin.

Merlin: No. No, of course not. Arthur with the ears of a donkey, what’s funny about that? *Laughs*

Gwen: He just looked so pitiful. I’ve never seen Arthur look like that.

Merlin: At least they match his brain now.

Gwen: *failing not to laugh* Merlin!

Then the episode carries on but with the validation for episode 1 Merlin that Arthur really is, in a very literal sense at least, a royal ass.

It’s a crime that they missed it and I’m going to be mad about it forever.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #guinevere #merlin and gwen #i’m bad at tagging #i don’t know how to tag this #merlin bbc #incorrect merlin quotes #headcanon #fix it #platonic mergwen #chaos besties #arwen #merthur #whichever you prefer #scene rewrite #i need sleep

[aboutiroh]

“Posts that have 10k notes to me” I write under a post. The post has over 200k notes. My comment is meant as an insult. The post is clearly overrated.

#i don’t know how to tag this #clearly i’m in my villain era #i just thought the idea of writing this under a post that has way more notes is so funny #posts that have 10k notes to me

[bugsprayyy]

Hey could someone give me images of those pathetic looking MS paint doodles I want to draw my sopping wet and pathetic guys over them please and thank you

#I don’t know how to tag this

[thecowthrower]

Pretty old, but here’s this.

#spider man #spiderman #marvel #digital arwork #digital art #my art #my artwrok #i don’t know how to tag this

[minus19]

Lemonade wizard inspired by @jelloapocalypse ‘s new lemonade video in which he described a wizard with a juicer as a hat and I thought that was very clever. His wand is just another juicer but it glows. He wears rain boots cuz the ground is always covered in sticky lemonade wherever he goes

#I don’t know how to tag this #lemonade #wizard #character design #character idea #artists on tumblr #my art

[yandere-writer-momo]

“Why do you write yandere?” “Why do you make such dark content?”

Literally me:

#i don’t know how to tag this #I’m a little messed up #yandere #yandere x darling #yandere x reader #yandere writer #yandere meme

[nutellie-was-here]

I saw that they like to see people drawing in the style, so I decided to try and draw my sona in @akanemnon’s TWINRUNE style!! It was really fun tbh and I think I did a good job :)

#twin runes #utdr #style swap #i don’t know how to tag this

[pebblewobs]

Attention robot enjoyers here’s a reminder that hydraulic fluid is very often red in color. I need everyone to know this. There is so much potential.

#there are so many things you can do with this. just imagine. #I don’t know how to tag this #spg #steam powered giraffe #robots

[otiksimr]

Secretkeeper Drabble

Word count: 881

There’s probably a lot of mistakes in this wa…

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Secretkeeper had her doubts when she saw the egg, silver and glittery under the moonlight.

Maybe it was just an odd large stone, or maybe it was a rainwing egg that had rolled its way out of its nest. By all accounts she's never actually seen a rainwing egg before, but they had to be bright, right? She had scrounged around the area where she remembered leaving her egg in, no dark, sad gray egg to be found. All paths lead to this shiny silver thing being hers unless a predator snatched the real egg up or some dumb rainwing mistook hers for its own.

And her own instincts have been rather sure that it was hers, or it had just decided that any remotely egg shaped thing was something worth looking after. She had thoughts of this being a mistake, sure she wanted her child to stay away from all the brainwashing back at the island and stay even farther away from the constant looming threat of the volcano. But even so at least Secretkeeper would have the insurance of other nightwings, how at the very least the hatchling in some way would be safe from the outside world. There were at least no predators, or any tribes lingering around at the island.

And the child would have other nightwings there to look after them, they could have friends there. They wouldn’t be lonely.

Secretkeeper pondered and pondered as she held the ‘egg’ in her talons, staring down at it as she was weighing her options. Whether or not she should just keep it here or fly back to the volcano with it, tell everyone the truth and admit to all the lies she had told them. Admit that all the times she went to scavenge around the rainforest she’s actually been checking up on her egg.

But today was the day it would hatch. It wouldn’t be safe to fly around with an egg about to burst open at any second. But it also wouldn’t be safe to leave a little hatchling to be out on their own in a dangerous forest with beasts and other tribe dragons. Especially those little scavengers wrangling about. But they also would be fed all the time with all the little animals and fruit just lying around. They wouldn’t have to constantly worry about a volcano exploding at any second, they wouldn’t have to breathe in smoke for their entire lives. And if they hid well enough they wouldn’t have to worry about any animals snatching them.

The rainforest was far colder and likely more dangerous than the volcano but at least there were ways to work around the danger, there was lava everywhere at the island, and the threat of eruption was constant.

Secretkeeper’s thoughts had been interrupted as she felt the egg move in her talons, cracks forming as slowly but surely the shell split apart. She stared at it, wide eyed and filled with wonder. She’s been to hatchings before, but this one. This was hers.

As it continued to shake and break apart, chirps came out from it. Quiet, small little noises. As the shell continued to crack all around, the little hatchling inside fighting their way out. Secretkeeper continued to stare as the egg hatched in her talons, the cracks continuing to form around the side of the egg.

Until eventually, a little hatchling made its- her way out.

Secretkeeper has seen hatchlings before. They were always the color of rock or smoke, sometimes even lava. Various shades of gray with some red here and there. But out of all those hatchlings, out of all the dragonets of the tribe. She can't think of one that’s had even a single star on them.

Her little hatchling, dark scaled and round, tiny little wings that would flap in earnest as she squeaked up at Secretkeeper. Even with how dark her scales were they had swirls of color in them, most noticeably hues of greens and blues, not unlike a galaxy. Actually, as Secretkeeper glances up at the sky and back down at her hatchling, they looked quite alike. It was as if a piece of the night sky had fallen down.

And the stars, she harbored so many of them. Little specks of silver all across her body. With as much as she’s seen and known, stars were only present on nightwings who’ve ventured outside of the volcano frequently like the ones tasked with surveying the rainforest. But even then, none of them ever had this many. The stars they had were always sparse, few to the point where they would be easy to count in quick succession.

But her little one had so many, a freshly hatched dragonet with so many stars, it was almost mesmerizing to look at. A little galaxy in her talons.

Her little Moon.

#I’m not very good at writing in character #my… art?? #My writing #writing #wings of fire #wof #wof secretkeeper #secretkeeper #wof moonwatcher #moonwatcher #I don’t know how to tag this #drabble #Kos writes #that tag shall never be used again :)

[theshadowrealmitself]

Another highly specific scenario:

A writer who’s moved to a small unknown town for a change in scenery, and they mainly write monster/human stories, so they’re hanging around the really offputting lake for ideas

Meanwhile, the gruff quiet fisherman who seems like he’s hiding a dark secret (you know the trope), who’s been keeping the town safe from the monster hidden in the depths and who has a crush on the writer, just keeps jealously going “I think the heroes saving people from the monsters are better for romances with the main characters, rather than the disgusting evil monsters, just saying”

#no fandom #i don’t know how to tag this #writer has no idea monsters are real #fisherman jealous of the lake monster even with the writer not knowing it exists

[that-nerd-who-writes-fanfiction]

I hate that Merlin got no good mentor figure in the show.

Like Gaius was fine, ish, because Merlin liked him and he did very genuinely try to keep Merlin safe. But he was also traumatised as fuck and literally agreed with a genocidal maniac who decided killing everyone was better than actually grieving his dead wife.

And Kilgharrah was a spiteful basement lizard and an absolute bastard. He did nothing other than be a convenient plot device who gave Merlin more trauma than he knew what to do with.

And it wasn’t like he had many other options either, like

Alator of the Catha, dead.

Balinor, dead

Hunnith, amazing but no idea about magic.

Uther, read it in a fic one time. I’ve had trips that were less trippy.

Gaius, traumatised to the pyre and back. A few times.

So I can’t really blame him, same as Morgana he just latched onto the first person (or nightmare cave beast basement lizard in his case) who told him he wasn’t cursed or a monster.

But the show would’ve been better if he actually had someone to turn to consistently instead of an immortal who wants to die, a cryptic shut in, a druid he sees twice a year or whoever else showed up for less than 15 minutes of screen time.

#bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #ramblings #i don’t know how to tag this #i’m too tired for this #there’s a merlin apologist point to this somewhere #uther pendragon #fuck uther #gaius merlin #hunith #does her name not have two n’s? I could’ve sworn it was Hunnith #balinor #Alator of the catha #druids #kilgharrah hate club #kilgharrah