#i do apologise

[queercatwithhat]

do i sound insane when i say i really want a dnp enthusiast girlfriend or boyfriend cause i'm v lonely and at this point i can literally not imagine dating someone who doesn't share this hyperfixation 💀 does anyone else have these thoughts or am i losing it 😭😭

#dan and phil #dnp #dan howell #amazingphil #i do apologise #hmu i guess 😭

[rcbertleckie]

#..........anyway jksfsjhfd #cinematic parallels #* gets shot * #i do apologise #the pacific #masters of the air

[mulling-over-milgram]

she has a friend now ^w^

#My world is going to be absolutely consumed by making books for the next few days #I do apologise #I just love making them sm #Milgram #amane momose #fuuta kajiyama #my art

[imsiriuslyreading]

okay SO chapters 1-11 of @motswolo ‘s The Cadence of Part Time Poets are now available to listen to on Spotify! if you hear me laughing no you didn’t!

#tcoptp #coptp #motswolo #wolfstar #the cadence of part time poets #having a bloody lovely time #my voice is actually awful #i do apologise #but listen anyway cause it’s such a good story #i’m laughing through the whole thing #Spotify

[esppresso-deppresso]

Hiccup: No, Astrid, you can't be my mom! We're lovers!

Astrid: I don't care! Have a bed time, eat your veggies, stop almost dying!

Hiccup: You can't be both pick one!

Astrid: I will care for you one way or another!

#incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #httyd #how to train your dragon #This was me and my friends #i do apologise #I have no clue where this came from #Sorry

[lipstickchainsaw]

Victoria/Lisa

So, the running joke here is that these two act like a divorced couple forced to hang out because of shared custody, and that's a good joke, but let's dig a little further!

Lisa is not interested in relationships for herself, in either the romantic or the sexual side. She is in no way attracted to people, but there are hints that she's still a little romantic at heart.

She sets Taylor up with Brian, for example. Now, how much of that is because of her desire to give Taylor a happy and fulfilling life to counteract her suicidal urges, and how much of it is Lisa living vicariously through other people is up for debate (and I'd probably lean on the former, personally), but let's look at it from both sides.

For the latter, despite Lisa's cynicism, she eventually admits to herself that she actually gives a shit about humanity, about people, and wants to see them survive and live. This is a conclusion she comes to at the worst possible time in Worm, and that drives much of her motivation in Ward. A part of her really does want to see people happy, including in ways she herself isn't actually interested in.

And for the former, well, Lisa put a lot of effort into saving Taylor (and is saved by Taylor in return), but, in the end, she could not stop Taylor from sacrificing herself when that seemed to be the one thing to do. This left Lisa adrift. She attaches herself to people like Taylor in order to save them, in order to make up for what she feels is her failure to save her brother (see my post about her name), but, after Worm, the loss of Taylor weighs heavy on her, and none of the people around her are doing badly enough to need her.

So instead she's trying to keep the world on the rails in her supervillain mastermind way, which is something she wants, but doesn't satisfy her, and she gets cranky because of it, and drives her friends away, and gets harsher in the choices she makes for the world, spiraling without anything to grab onto, to help her focus.

And then Victoria comes back.

Victoria's spent two years in the hospital, and another two years barely living, going through life as if by rote. She's deeply uncomfortable in her own skin for Amy related reasons, and not particularly happy with her power, also for Amy related reasons, and also not exactly willing to think about herself being in a relationship, also for Amy related reasons. Sexually, she is interested in guys, but a lot of this is because she has some seriously conflicted feelings about any potential interest she might have in girls, for, well, three guesses.

Throughout the early arcs of Ward, Victoria finds some zest in her life, and comes back to life, finding her passion in heroism, and that's because one of the villains of her old hometown, one of the catalysts for the Amy situation, one of her own failures, comes right back to poke at her, and is she going to let her? Absolutely not!

The relationship that forms following that is mutual antagonism, with Victoria not wanting to just let this villain ruin more lives, and Lisa incredibly annoyed this ill-informed hero starts getting in her way of saving people. Both of them are wrong about each other, of course (Lisa's motives are more altruistic than Victoria is assuming, but Victoria is absolutely right to stop Lisa's more callous tendencies).

More importantly, however, the mutual antagonism is healthy for them both. It gives Victoria a goal, someone to spite, and the antagonism and the barbs are honestly a kind of security blanket an almost safe way of dealing with her personal vulnerabilities, and Victoria hones Lisa's focus, with someone who can actually hold her to account when she starts messing up, and someone she starts giving a shit about, despite her own reluctance to get there.

They don't come up with the idea of working together themselves, because the hatred is genuine, but both their teammates are more willing to cross the hero/villain gap, and, eventually, they become each other's first thought when they need someone on the other side of that divide.

As things go on, they settle into some kind of weird absolutely not friendship, where the barbs never stop, and they don't even stop being genuinely mean, but they're also safe, because they know each other well, and their hatred of each other as 'evil villain' and 'ignorant hero' both softens and hardens into 'this bitch is so close to doing it right, but she just has to be an asshole/idealist'.

And the fun part is that they never stop doing this! They just start hanging out together more, without this making them like each other more. Them hanging out together changes how they view the world, and it makes them both better at their side of the 'keep the world together' job, but they never fully resolve this conflict, even when they both start mentoring the same teen superhero/villain team.

Which is why they have bitter exes vibes throughout, and it makes for a great relationship dynamic.

A: I love it

#ask game #parahumans #lisa wilbourn #victoria dallon #worm #ward #this one became a bit of a ramble #so if it doesn't make sense #i do apologise

[littlecutiexox]

Men who will respect my boundaries please interact

#im shitpostingg #i do apologise #🥲

[fortheloveofaussiegrit]

shes small enough that someone could literally just launch her out of the circuit

#idk where all this rage has come from #i do apologise

[spider-self]

'Just five more minutes.' ( lol do with this what you will xD )

sleepy prompts: Accepting

"Five more minutes.."

IT hadn't intended this to happen. IT had only wanted to observe, to keep an eye on more of the more troublesome members of the loser's club. But the evening had grown long and Richie just wouldn't shut up. IT hadn't been sure what was more pathetic, the drunken attempts at flirting or how IT had stayed to listen anyway. IT had regretted the decision enough to lean forward and silence him with a kiss, trapping him with an iron grip when he tried to pull away. He tasted of whiskey and flavoured smoke, probably from that thing IT had been tempted to crush throughout their conversation. The human blowing the sugary clouds off to one side, his grin lopsided as if it was the funniest shit in the world.

It wasn't, it was a small miracle that IT hadn't reached over and yanked out his tongue. It was just to shut him up. That didn't justify the night spent in the Derry townhouse coaxing moans from that irritating mouth. Perhaps it was simply indulgence. IT always felt this way fresh from waking, a kind of restlessness that only a fuck could satisfy. IT wasn't usually careful about such encounters, there was no need. Who would question or challenge IT? No one even knew IT existed.

This encounter felt like a mistake. IT didn't play with IT's food like this. If IT was going to eat them, IT ate them during or soon after intercourse. IT didn't allow them to stay close. IT certainly didn't doze with them until morning, tangled in sheets as if IT had been conquered. But IT had stayed and IT watched him, the orange of IT's eyes bright in the darkened room.

Such an indulgence..

IT marked the rise and fall of Richie's chest, tracked the beat of his heart and decided to lie still.

#riptozier #{asks} it speaks #this is pure crack #I do apologise

[etherealspacejelly]

kinda embarrassing but i used to think believe by cher was sung by a man. spent my entire childhood believing this. then found out who sung it and was like huh??? it genuinely sounds like a dude to me. sorry cher.

#can you tell im listening to music rn #this is the third post in a row #i do apologise

[enchantedlandcoffee]

what’s your favorite part of the day?

ooh I like this question.

Now this may sound really cheesy, but I really like night-time (like after 12am and stuff) because everyone else in my house is asleep so I can just be Ash.

I can talk to my friends on here and Discord. I can write my silly little stories and make my little drawings and just be me.

...sorry that got quite out of hand 😅

ask me anything

#z 🦄 #i did assign you an emoji but tumblr tags arent liking me #so for now you are a unicorn #i do apologise #ask game

[inkpot-winters]

SPOILER for engraved upon my heart (in letters deeply worn)

fun fact, for months my plan for pandora was not for her to die.

actually i was going to expand on her aromanticism, which has been briefly mentioned in one of the earlier chapters; marylily were going to ask her out and be rather disappointed when she denies, and eventually she was going to marry xenophilius for the sake of companionship. she was then to live happily ever after with a comfortably affluent marriage and though xenophilius did have a crush on her, he never pushed beyond friendship. she did, however, desire to become a mother, and a few years down the line adopts luna. of course, regulus was to be her godfather.

but somewhere between chapters 8 and 9 i realised that i had never really considered if my version of the little women story was to have a beth equivalent character, and pandora sprang to mind as beth and her seemed to share much of the same personality traits.

and now we're all sad

#i do apologise #i was very hesitant to do this #marauders #little women 2019 #pandora lovegood #regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #jegulus #wolfstar #writing #wren engraved

[gayforcarstairsgirls]

#stranger things #stranger things: upside down #stranger things board game #I WANNA PLAY THIS GAME SO BAD #BUT COME ON GUYS #FIFTY QUID?? #I CAN'T AFFORD THAT #the quality of my photos is shocking #i do apologise

[autogeneity]

I’m a little late but trick or treat!

can't beat how late I am haha, here's Victoria falls for a treat

#asks #plaidinsanity #trick or treat #i do apologise

[islanddboyy]

everyone’s asking which parent is the clawthorne. but have you considered this: ince— *gets fucking shot before i can finish my sentence*

#i do apologise #but you gotta ask it #when they both seem to be the clawthorne #toh #the owl house #toh clawthorne #i’ll be quiet now

[donnedulac]

Please please god I NEED Brazilian politicians to die. I need them being impaled and torn apart limb by limb on the streets.

#very bad time to be following me I’m afraid #I do apologise