#i didn’t even get qiqi!!!😭

[chuluoyi]

How many times have you used your monthly pass because of Lukey 😭😭 2D men are feeding on our money and we don't even care 😭😭😭

I really hope he comes home... It's the least Hoyoverse can do considering I haven't gotten an event card since 2nd Anniv...

Omg sometimes I love Rosa more than our 4 male leads 🤭🤭 she's so girlboss and pretty and cute at the same time I can see why 4 dudes would want her- I mean I want her too she makes me question if I'm straight 🥹🥹

AND YES I SAW omgomgomgg My friends and I were (s)creaming over the 3rd Anniv cards you have no idea!! Marius anniv cards are getting more and more suggestive with every year and tbh that's the only thing keeping me from quitting TOT cause my gacha luck is just that bad...

YUH who said our husbands are dead???!?! Sugu and I are leading a very happy life rn 😘

AND AWW I love talking with you tooooo 🩵🩵🩵

P.s. I used to play genshint, but I stopped cause I somehow never beat 50/50. like EVER and I have C5 Qiqi and C3 Diluc [I love him tho] as evidence of my failed husband pulling... I also have shit artifact luck... My last straw was when Tighnari came home instead of Alhaitham... And THE THING WAS when I pulled for Tighnari before, I got Qiqi...

And yes that's the story of how I quit Genshin!! [Although I'm tempted to go back aftet seeing Wrio..]

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h-how many times??😳 that’s… unspeakable😩 like usually i subscribe the monthly pass whenever there’s a big event like annivs, or 4 SSR events like skadi, bakerlon🥹 usually i still have some leftover s-chips afterwards but this time aaargh😭

so true!!!🥹 i love rosa’s characterisation sm, and i’m still dying for her complete back story😭 ahahahha i feel you—like we’re this close to quitting but can’t help trying the gacha🥲 especially when marius’ card is right in front of your eyes~

yesyes🥳 here in my blog is safe space, everyone lives except mahito✨

HAHAHHAA THE GRUDGE😭 not that genshin’s gacha odds are better—it’s actually even worse!😭 i feel you!!😭 if you got tighnari, i got c3 keqing in alhaitham’s banner. and i was like pity 80 too!! imagine how heartbroken i was. i decided to go on genshin hiatus right then and there and now i’m only occasionally playing🥹🥹 same!! after seeing neuvillete and wrio i’m tempted to go fully back again🥹

#i hate keqing sm #like all my 50/50 went mostly to her #like i got diluc only once but i get keqing 4 times?!!🤧 #i didn’t even get qiqi!!!😭 #but i want qiqi bcs i have no decent healer at all ugh #i hate jean’s healing and barbara dies too easily #or maybe it’s just me who’s trash at playing them😭😭 but i really want qiqi #—chu’s mailbox 📬

[m1d-45]

Hi,um this is my first time so I'm sorry if the requests are close.So I read a few genshin sagau and what would happen if the reader get smaller if they don't receive love?Like,they turn younger and younger.And 1 of the character found them but instead if the so called imposter, they find a child?What would happen

Again,im sorry.If the requests are close,then pls ignore me.im more scared of getting a reply😭

the young

a/n: requests are open, don’t worry! personally, i don’t plan on ever properly ‘closing’ them, only delaying / putting them on second priority for whatever reason. thank you for sending in a request, and if this isn’t what you wanted, then feel free to ask again!

word count: ~1.3k

-> warnings: unedited stream of consciousness, but not much else! imposter au. slight mention of addiction, probably obsessive behavior / thoughts… rip to klee / diona / dori / sayu / qiqi mains. mad respect though.

-> lowercase intended!

taglist: @samarill || @thenyxsky

at first, you didn’t notice.

teyvat, in its loving kindness, had kept you safe after you’d been run out of the city. boars made sure nobody got too close, cranes kept watch, birds fluttered around your small campsite during the night. your loyal guard, always there, inhuman to some but a blessing to you. the people may not believe you, they may run you out and shout for your capture, but teyvat would always be there.

it would lower the boughs on trees as you mumbled about not being able to reach the fruit, it would send smaller companions as you jumped at the size of a crow, it would lead you to areas with smaller and smaller wildlife, all in the hopes that if it made you happy enough, you would stop shrinking.

when you did notice, you were afraid.

you were sitting on a rock, absentmindedly braiding wildflowers together. they seemed larger than usual in your palms, but so did everything else! your mind told you it was just because teyvat’s plants and animals were bigger than the ones in your world, but you didn’t really believe it.

a large raven carefully landed on the rock besides you, eyes peering at your creation. it was huge, the size of a puppy at least.

…a dog, you correct yourself. no puppy is that large.

the bird hops closer, talons clicking on the stone, beady eyes still watching the wildflowers in your hands. it’s large, unnervingly so, and you swallow before turning back to braiding.

when you reach for another flower, it takes more strength than it should to pull it up.

grass bends under determined shoes, eyes scanning the undergrowth. ferns part, your main ducking under surprisingly low branches. they’d heard from the locals that the imposter was spotted around here, and they needed to be the one to find you.

they couldn’t let down their god. they couldn’t let them down, not when they’d already been punished by being deprived of their aura. they didn’t know what they did, they didn’t receive an answer no matter how hard they begged, but they were certain this could fix it. after all, they were still the favorite, right? they still had their weapon, and their artifacts that had taken ages to collect, and they could still sweep away enemies with the same strength.

all that was missing was the precious aura of being close to the creator, a feeling they would do anything to get back.

the memory spurred them on, even as the thicket grew denser. they did their best to push through, the golden shimmer of their weapon being summoned making up for the lack of light filtering through the leaves, but it’s like the very earth didn’t want them going here.

the thought made them pause, but only momentarily. if the earth didn’t want them there, then that meant it was dangerous, a threat to the people nearby. at the very least, they had to see whatever it was to ensure they could bring the proper amount of backup.

as they cut through the leaves and bushes—doing their best to preserve as much as they could, unwilling to destroy what their god had so lovingly created—they began to feel the same thrill in their bones that came from being near their god. when they first noticed they had to stop their progress, leaning against a tree to mumble a prayer of thanks.

they’d missed this. they’d missed it so deeply, a hole in their soul that nothing could ever fill. from being surrounded by it daily, in and out of battle and other errands, to being stranded without it for months… it could only be compared to an addiction.

when they got their wits about them, they shakily drew their weapon once more. this had to be a reward, right? for going out of their way to protect the people? this had to be a sign, acknowledgment from the only one they truly cared about, and it only reinforced their actions. cutting through the brush was hard, a task of which progress seemed slower and slower with every breath, but this made it worth it.

with a final use of their skill—carefully aimed, as they were well aware of how their hands trembled—the foliage gave way, opening into a beautiful meadow. birds chirped and called, butterflies landed on flowers, and a creek bubbled through the center, emptying into a pool on one side. it was beautiful, an area certainly blessed by their god’s love, and they took a moment to look in awe.

“hello?”

the call of a child snapped them from their thoughts, the feeling of a divine aura pulsing in their veins, and they turned to the source.

a small child was sitting in the grass near the edge of the clearing, butterflies and birds surrounding them like a personal guard. in their hands was a braid of flowers, their clothes stained with dirt and grass.

“hello.”

the favored rushed to try and rationalize the situation, thoughts slowed to a drip of honey by the bliss in the air. this… child had to be the reason they were being blessed, right? their god wanted them to save them from whatever the earth didn’t want them to see, right? perhaps the child was one of their vessels as well? though rare, it wasn’t unheard of..

the child stood from the grass, setting down the flowers and attempting to brush some of the dirt off their clothes. it didn’t work as well as they might have hoped.

they cleared their throat, catching the child’s attention. “you should come with me.”

one of the birds besides the child cawed loudly in protest, flapping its wings. neither payed any mind.

“why?”

‘why’ indeed. they couldn’t exactly explain the entire concept of divinity to somebody so young, and it would surely only give whatever monster lied in wait more time to return. if they were a villager’s kid, they would have heard of them being missing, but they didn’t, so no chance of using the ‘your parent sent me for you’ line…

“somebody very important is looking for you,” they settled, taking a step towards them. “and they’ve sent me to come find you.”

please say yes. please just come with me. i can’t hurt a child. i need you to come with me.

i need their favor once more.

to their relief, the child walked closer to them, and they crouched to meet their eyes. the blessing of their god thudded alongside their own heartbeat, their vision swimming at the edges. this is what they were meant to do. they had to bring this kid to their god. this is how they would be forgiven.

the child said something, something along the lines of trust and belief, but they fell on deaf ears. in an easy motion, the favored picked up the child and stood, walking for where they had entered the meadow.

the kid squirmed in their arms, making themself comfortable, but they didn’t stop marching. exiting was far easier than entering, the leaves no longer seeming to fight them—not that it mattered. they had the key to their god’s favor in their arms, and their blessing in their veins. nothing would stop them from returning to their former position, to where they belonged.

nothing would stop them from returning to their god’s side.

#genshin sagau #sagau #genshin #genshin impact #self aware genshin #genshin self aware au #sagau impostor au #sorry for the sudden dip in upload i’ve run out of short things to post and have to decide whether to edit 16k words or start being Original #also like thanksgiving and shit #hm…. how to tag this…. #sagau x reader #? yeah sure why not #genshin x reader

[xsezzie]

Yo~

What's up

Could you do my Gesnhim squad for the ask game~?

(Kazuha, Xingqiu, Hu tao and Qiqi

Thanks svm!

Of course I can! 🥰❤️

who’s the most ticklish character

Xingqiu… who will then point at Kazuha… who will point back 🤭

who’s the character that most people would assume is ticklish, but actually isn’t

Qiqi… I mean she’s a zombie 💀

who’s the character that everyone gangs up on and tickles

Kazuha because Hu Tao and Xingqiu are shits 😭😂

who’s the character that somehow knows everyone else’s tickle spots and reveals them to others

It’s always Hu Tao 🤧

who’s the character with one specific tickle spot that only one other person knows about

The back of Xingqiu’s knees are ticklish and Kazuha found out by tickling him with a small blade of grass and he buckled onto the floor like a pancake 😂

who’s the most likely to win gang tickle wars

I would say Hu Tao but if Qiqi is getting involved then she’s just immune to tickles and will win (if she even remembers what they are doing LOL)

which character didn’t even know they were ticklish until another character tickled them

Let’s say Qiqi was ticklish, this would probably apply to her. And Hu Tao would be the one doing it. But I’m gonna say Kazuha, since he was a wanderer alone for so long he probably applies

which two characters have tickle fights all the time

Hu Tao and anyone 💀 She provokes them all in some way and they just go at it for like 20 minutes. (She always wins 🥰)

#genshin impact #genshin impact tickling #tickling #hu tao #qiqi #kaedehara kazuha #xingqiu #asks #ask game

[purple-plum-petals]

—⊱ Safe in Your Arms ⊰ || Xiao x Reader

╭─━━━━━━━━━━━━─╮       Character(s): Xiao (Genshin Impact)       Reader Type: Human, Not Traveler (Gender-Neutral Pronouns)       Warning(s): Reader Experiencing Symptoms Similar to Insomnia, Vivid Nightmare Scene in Beginning (Reader is being Chased by an Unknown Creature with Multiple Eyes in the Dark), Brief Mention of Vomit/Vomiting, Brief Mention of Eating Dirt/Rocks/Grass/Bugs in Nightmare Scene       Genre: Drabble, Angst, Fluff (Hurt/Comfort), Romantic (Pre-established Relationship)       Word Count: ~1,400 words       Prompt: “I just don't want to be alone tonight.” [Prompt List]       Author’s Note: Xiao my beloved. 🥰 I had a lot of fun with this prompt! I don’t care how many fanfictions there are about Xiao helping the Reader sleep after a nightmare, I will never get tired of that trope for as long as I live; it’s the hurt/comfort for me. I really hope Xiao comes home this time around in 2.7 – I wasn’t around for his first banner and then I lost the 50/50 in his rerun to a c1 Qiqi. My love please come home.… 😭

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           It had been a while since you had a nightmare and, with complete certainty, you could say that you didn’t miss them for a single second. Night after night of sleeplessness, of tossing and turning in your bed as sweat coated every inch of your body and made your pajamas cling to your uncomfortably warm skin like glue. Your eyes were bloodshot, the moon seeming to mock you from outside your window as it illuminated your bedroom in a cool blue hue. The night breeze blew through your room causing you to close your eyes for a moment as you enjoyed the chill it created on your clammy skin. You kept your eyes closed, trying to control your breathing so you could calm down and hopefully get some sleep before the morning came. Thankfully, sleep did welcome you back with open arms. However, unthankfully, your dream picked back up right where you had left off.

           You were running from… something. You couldn’t see what it was giving chase in the murky abyss behind you, but you knew it was there. You tried screaming for help, for someone, but nothing came out; you were drowning in the air around you. Suddenly, a hand wrapped itself around your ankle and pulled your leg out from under you, causing you to hit the ground with no time to brace yourself for impact. Dirt and grass filled your mouth the moment your face collided with the ground. You tried to spit it out but, no matter how many times you nearly threw up at the taste, your mouth stayed full of pebbles, plants, and bugs. You turned around and came face-to-face with the creature so hellbent on capturing you. Multiple eyes stared back at you from the darkness and ice shot through your veins as it began trying to drag you with it to wherever it wanted to take you. Even though the air was suffocating and your mouth filled with dirt, you finally managed to, with all the energy you could muster, yell out his name – Xiao.

           A voice calling to you and a cool hand shaking your shoulder caused you to wake up with a start, sitting up faster than lighting as you gasped for breath; just like your dream, you found yourself finding it hard to breathe despite the air that surrounded you. You felt a weight on your shoulder and turned to see what was touching you… only for your eyes to lock with a pair of sharp, golden orbs. You knew those eyes and – simply just seeing them at that moment – made everything feel alright; you felt safe in ways you hadn’t all night.

           “A-Ah… Xiao. Umm, m-may I ask why you’re here? Is something the matter?” You questioned, tilting your head to the side as you felt a bead of sweat roll down your brow. Ugh, you probably looked like a hot mess and it certainly wasn’t the type of hot you would want to look like in front of your beloved adeptus. Though, you didn’t have the energy to feel embarrassed when the adrenaline was still pumping through your veins and your arms were continuously shaking with the lingering fear from your dream still embedded in your mind.

           Xiao simply stared at you blankly for a moment before bluntly saying, “You called my name.”

           “O-Oh?” You asked in return, brows furrowed in confusion. You don’t remember calling his name, though? You were asleep and – wait, you did call his name! Xiao was the only thing you were able to choke out in your dream between having a face full of imaginary dirt and a shadowy monster trying to drag you into the abyss while you suffocated on air and… Alright, enough thinking about that! You didn’t need to spiral again. Taking your hand and running it through your damp locks in an attempt to soothe your anxieties, you said sheepishly with a not-very-convincing smile, “Oh! I… I guess I did. I-I apologize, I must have called it while I was sleeping. Nothing is wrong, so you can leave if you’re busy.”

           “Something is wrong – your pulse is higher than it should be, and you haven’t stopped shaking since you awoke…” Xiao said, his hand running down your arm from your shoulder to your wrist as he held it in his grasp oh-so delicately. He sat there for a moment, your hand in his as he caressed your palm with his thumb before his brows furrowed as he said, “your temperature is dangerously high as well.”

           “It was just a nightmare, is all – just my stupid human brain making things up to make sure I don’t get enough sleep to function properly. It happens all the time, so it’s no big deal.” You told him flippantly, waving your free hand (the one that he currently wasn’t holding) in the air as a way to make the whole situation seem insignificant. To him, it probably was; he was an adeptus, a protector of Liyue, and here he was having to comfort some human after they had a nightmare. You’d need to apologize to him later for wasting his time over something so insignificant.

           “It is a big deal,” Xiao said, gently taking both of your hands in his own. Your eyes met with his for a moment before his gaze darted around to look at anything besides your face. Xiao wasn’t the best at showing or giving affection, but he was getting better at it as your relationship continued to grow and evolve. Still, no matter how much time passed, the cute pink tint that always painted his face whenever he held you would never not be endearing. He continued to speak, voice soft and trembling ever so slightly, “I… I don’t know very much about you mortals, b-but I know that you need to sleep to stay healthy. Is there anything I could get for you that will help?”

           You thought for a moment before saying, a small smirk painted across your lips, “Sadly, I can’t think of anything off the top of my head but, well, if you’re offering…”

           “Yes?” Xiao asked, looking at you expectantly with one eyebrow raised.

           “…Could you stay with me?” You asked him, your gaze moving from his face to where your hands were still interlocked. You continued, voice shaky similarly to how his was just moments ago, “I-I just don't want to be alone tonight, hehe. Stupid, right? I’m a grown adult and I can’t even deal with a single nightmare on my own.”

           Xiao suddenly cut in, voice sterner than it had been all night, “You’re not stupid,” he paused for a moment, face turning that oh-so-lovely shade of red you adored on him, his golden stare boring its way into your heart as he continued, “a-and I don’t mind staying with you until you return to sleep... I have promised to protect you no matter what, and I will never break my promise to you.”

           “Thank you, Xiao; I’ll definitely make you some almond tofu tomorrow as a way to show my appreciation to the wonderful adeptus who stayed by my side.” You told him with a smile, scooting over in bed to make room for him. Xiao didn’t sleep very often and, whenever he did, he always managed to do it so awkwardly which, in a way, was understandable for an immortal being who didn’t need rest to function properly. No, you weren’t jealous over that fact (…okay, maybe you were).

           You gently led him by his hand under your awaiting covers, making sure he was nice and snug before wrapping your arms around his waist and snuggling into his chest with a content smile on your face. Xiao always seemed to run a bit colder than most and, at the moment, it was exactly what you needed. His toned body mixed with his cool temperature made it feel like you were lying on a very comfortable rock, but you weren’t going to say that out loud; no need to embarrass yourself any further tonight. With a content sigh, you whispered so only the two of you and the wind could hear, “…Goodnight, my darling Xiao.”

           You felt Xiao run his fingers through your locks, holding one of your hands in his as he muttered so quietly that even you could barely hear it over the calming breeze blowing through your window, “…Goodnight, my love.”

#🌸 . Plum Writes #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact drabbles #xiao #xiao genshin impact #xiao x reader #alatus #genshin fluff #genshin angst #genshin hurt/comfort #hurt/comfort #xiao fluff #xiao angst #xiao drabble

[lycheesodas]

why is he like this

(also i lost my 50/50 to qiqi 😭 i didn't even get one collei but i somehow got gorou)

#genshin impact #tighnari #collei #sumeru #genshinet #userhyu #usergojoana #this funky little fox guy is taking over my mind help #why won't you come home ; ~ ; #lycheedraws

[cocoa-goat]

Genshin Impact characters as idiotic / wholesome things that I did. (Mostly idiotic)

Kazuha: found a chalk stone and decided to write both your initials with it on another stone, encircling it in the biggest heart he could make.

Ayato: was drinking boba and began choking on a pearl. Then another. And another… It’s honestly a miracle he hasn’t suffocated to death.

Qiqi: barged in a room PACKED with people only to forget why she was even there. She then proceeded to silently contemplate why she was there instead of just leaving.

Sayu: woke up one day and was too lazy to get out of bed, therefore she thought it would be good idea to just roll off. (For your information, she was on the upper part of the bunker bed.)

Itto: slipped on a 5ft long pool and somehow almost drowned. How do you drown in a pool that barely even reaches your knees??

Qiqi (again): didn’t know how to eat a pear so she asked Baizhu if she could peel it like oranges. Who tf peels PEARS?

Sayu (again): began jumping hysterically as soon as the clock struck 12 on New Year’s. For context: someone told her that doing so would add a few inches to her height. She started sobbing when nothing changed.

Raiden Ei: forgot to add the water when cooking rice. Needless to say it turned out drier than the vast dunes of the Sahara Desert. (Her cooking skills are so preposterous that even Xiangling is scared.)

Klee: has this weird obsession with trees and proceeds gets on every climbable one she sees. Although 99% of the time, she doesn’t know how to get down and ends up asking Albedo for help. She gets scolded by him but never learns her lesson.

Childe: says “hey girlie” religiously. He says it to literally EVERYONE and they’re all super annoyed. He’s even resorted to addressing the same nickname to every animal he sees and so on. (I’m pretty sure the animals are annoyed of him as well.)

Barbara: experienced that sharp pain in your chest, specifically the one that gets worse when you breathe. She then began crying and begged the Anemo Archon to make her death quick and painless because she thought that her time had finally come. (So dramatic and for what?? 😭)

Happy new year everyone! <3

#genshin #genshin impact #genshin crack #kaedehara kazuha #kazuha #kamisato ayato #genshin qiqi #sayu genshin impact #arataki itto #raiden ei #raiden shogun #klee genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #crack headcanons #shitpost

[tflaw]

AAAAA up until now i still feel giddy n happy over getting scara i really CANNOT thank u enough pls i feel like you're the reason for this bc i rmb u saying "maybe you'll win next patch" around 3.1 AND I ACTUALLY DID ??? TWICE NOW ?? u r the lucky charm frfr but wndnw im now gonna be a nervous wreck bc of raiden 💔 hoping the luck comes thru again bc if not :')) idk how i would cope ... we still have 19 days before raiden's banner comes up !! more time to manifest HAHA aaaa im scared

+ btw have u done the new quest omg ?? i only finished doing it now bc i was soooo hooked up on the TCG (hehe another namecard to grind for 😈) but it was SO GOOD!! idk if u already done it n i dont wanna accidentally spoil anything but i'm just gonna say that sumeru's archon quest is such a wilddd ride omg seeing it all come to an end ?? oh boy.

+ PLS I FEEL LIKE EM STATS WOULDNT LEAVE ME ALONE YET .. i got sucrose on standard !! n now im rlly fighting the urge to build her right away :// need to save up my resin and mora smh but SSNNSN seems like im gonna go back camping in vv domain again after this :')) im already dreading it huhu

+ ava ngl the tags r making me go 👀 rn ... what r u planning ... i fear for the person im abt to be once u reply to that ask ... HAHA but seriously i hope it gave u inspo !! even though it's literally just me being insane abt rockstar thoma LMAO

ai!! it’s the way i didn’t believe you for a sec when u said u got qiqi !! there’s absolutely no way 😭 AND I LITERALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW YOUR AVATAR !! LIKE YES!! you and me kuni havers at last !! maybe this is gonna be ur lucky banner <33 and raiden will come home earlier than kuni !!

+ i haven’t yet!! i’m gonna do it later but exploration might sway me from it i am having so much fun using kuni 😭 you won’t believe it but he managed like 24k on his skill w/o supports and then 72k swirl hydro dmg on his burst IM SO WOW !! tcg!! i played it yesterday and im not gonna lie i need a bunch of tutorials to understand which is which and what is the function of everything. but there was a sense of adrenaline when i was playing w fischl!! i might battle w the remaining ones i have in mondstadt :)) but finals are literally just around the corner 😭 might save some after it idk im in pain <//3

+ OMG the scream !! the sweat !! the everything !! when sucrose appeared on screen for me too !! i was so happy but i have 0 purple exp materials for maxing kuni yesterday 😭 all i have left is the brown one but thankfully i still got 5m mora !! i might prioritize farming for exp materials before diving into building sucrose baby girl gotta wait i have nothing for her but ascension materials 🚬😔

+ im gonna cook up something spicy for ur rockstar!thoma i swear ✋

#from ai <3. #✉️: hotmail.

[duexdub]

Hi! It's me again ^^ I really enjoyed what you did with the Itto x Reader x Thoma request. I'd like to thank you for that. ❤ I hope you don't mind me asking, could you do a reader x Baizhu? Perhaps it's a night after collecting herbs, and reader loves on Baizhu to help him relax. You don't have to if you don't want to.

Glad you liked the other fic! And so sorry ive been dead to all of you and so many of you liked that Itto and Catboy reader one😭 700 notes!! My highest atm.

Dom!Baizhu X Male Reader.

It was an evening in Qingce Village, you were down in the fields picking herbs from the Village, Along with your boyfriend, Dr.Baizhu. You both loved each other dearly and helped each other when it was needed, didn’t matter what it was. You were bending down picking plants, and across the field was your boyfriend and a little girl, Qiqi. You both treated her as if she were your daughter, spoiling her to bits. You saw her help around, picking herbs and glaze lillies. It was growing late and around sunset, your back ached, and you can tell his did too. Letting out a small groan every time he bent down to rip a herb out of the ground. “I think this is enough for you today, Qiqi.” You told her, seeing as she looked more tired than usual and went to give you the plants she had collected. “Okay, Qiqi will go rest.” You heard from the tired and monotone sounding voice. “I think this is enough for me too.” You heard from across the field. Baizhu cracking his back and his arms, “My whole body feels exhausted!” He whined to you. He started coming your way and hugged you from behind, resting his head on your shoulder. You both stood there for a bit, you feeling relaxed until you felt his hands move around your torso, gliding and rubbing your waist. You could feel his breath get hotter, feeling it on your neck. “Lets continue herb picking tomorrow..” you said leading off, getting out of his grasp and walking towards the steps that led you to the village you two currently rested at. On the way to the small house you two were bothering, you saw in the courtyard Qiqi playing with the other kids there. You walked through the door, taking your shirt off, seeing the swear drip down your body. You started to take off your pants, leaving yourself in your underwear to cool off a bit. You laid on the bed, getting your hands on a book you were reading, laying in a seductive position, your ass facing the room. You heard the door open and close, the sound of the steps getting louder and louder. “What a nice surprise.” You heard as you bookmarked the book and put it back on the night stand. You stood up from the bed and went to the edge of it, where Baizhu was currently sitting, you dropped to your knees, and put your face in front of baizhus crotch.

You stuck your hand down his pants and underwear, fishing his dick out. You heard a relived sigh come from him. You spit on his dick, and quickly stroked it to make it wet. You opened your mouth and quickly started at it, moving your head up and down quickly, hearing the moans from him fill the room. You moved a hand to fondle his balls, feeling him start to tremble. “Haah~ (y/n)~” you heard him slur out, as his head was up, and his hand in your hair, the grip tightening every second. “Isn’t this relaxing” you told him, moving your mouth off him. You heard him lightly whine. You moved your hand onto his dick and started quickly stroking it, “hngh!” You saw him jump up a bit, a hand going over his mouth. You noticed his hips start to buck into your hand. Soon feeling the warm liquid squirt all over your face and chest.

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How long has it been.

And my thoma and itto fic flopped so badly🤦 cmon yall 💔

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[pwnyta]

WHY TF WOULD I DIONA 😭😭😭 I legitimately have only ONE built healer and it’s Qiqi (lost my pity during the first Klee rerun… I mean I wanted a child and I got one lol). I use Zl since the first day he came out and I just didn’t need healers lmao (I raised Qiqi to use use her with Xiao). Also, the point is not about having a character that have shield, the point is that they give a 5* character an absolutely stupid constellation. I literally whaled for c1 and c2 during the last rerun and I’m still salty that I’m basically forced to pay money or throw away hard earned promos for a const that might not even work properly… the only things that I feel are salt. And betrayal 😭 why can’t we have normal c2? Like, I get it, it’s not as bad as c6 Bennett but it’s so useless…

Also I understand that there is this whole talk about “adding enemies that ignore shields” but honestly I don’t even care about it bc majority of my character have like, idk, at least 30k hp? And characters like Hutao and Zl both are 40k hp havers lol

Also, if ppl don’t have Zl they probably have at least one or two healers built. It’s players who use Zl have problems on this front lmao (I know several other people with Zl who are still pissed that they were forced to built their unused healers LMAOOOO)

Im assuming you mean 'why the fuck would I use Diona' and to that I say why WOULDNT you use Diona? A shield that covers teammates, a heal, atk speed boost, ice field that reduces enemy attack? Her constellations are all just adding to her as a s tier support and her best weapon is also a 4 star. And if youre like me trying so hard to get good VV artifacts for your anemo... those Maidens artifacts you get instead will also be very useful and make it feel like youre not totally wasting your time lmao.

I maxed her out accidentally while pulling for other characters and I built her cause she was my only c6 and never regretted it. Shes amazing.

Qiqi I hear isnt great but since that clam artifact set she can be viable now? I watched a video about it... I dont have her so I cant say either way.

And I mean there are plenty of characters regardless of star rating with constellations that arent great im theory is the people adding them dont play the game much and so they dont know what is exactly needed (Bens c6 being the mega fail that everyone hates being the most obvious example or Xinyan who no one even uses because her kit is a mess apparently.)

This is why you gotta research characters before you pull... watch videos of showcases and look at peoples build. Most builds Ive seen say c1 is the only necessary constellation for Zhongli but genuinely in my searching this is the first time Ive seen anyone have a problem with him? Even just a moment ago trying to find the range for the shields Ive seen no complaints.

#Dear Nonny.

[versadies]

Omg im so happy rn i just got zhongli and im not even guaranteed bc xiao is my last 5*😭 that 2 fates that mhy gave is a life changer bc i used that and got him. its soft pity tho 75 if im not mistaken.

i really expected to lose and i thought abt qiqi or keqing to pop out but this old man surprised me that i even threw my phone from the shock😭 i wanna cry when i saw him bc im ready to give him up for 2.6 while still trying to pull on his banner bc i want to lose the 50/50 to be guaranteed lol. still, im happy, lets just hope i can win the 50/50 again😔

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OMLL CONGRATS ON GETTING ZHONGLI COMRADE 😍😍😍 hes an amazing 5* and his shield will surely help you a lot <33 !! your reaction is literally me with ganyu because i wanted to lose the 50/50 as well but didn’t expect to see miss girl showing up at all ✋✋💀

#— ( penpal anon 🍁 ) #may you and i win the 50/50 in 2.6 when ayato comes out !!!

[incensuous]

Hello, Genshin anon again. So I kinda lost the 50/50 😭😭 on the albedo banner (c1 qiqi and all because I accidentally pulled hu tao previously. I just wanted thoma but nooo he didn’t come home until the next banner where he wasn’t even featured) but at least now I have the next five guaranteed. If I find the motivation to actually do the daily commissions I may have enough primos to pull for zhongli because I already built sucrose and she has been a great anemo character in my team. I’ll definitely let you know if I manage to get him

omg genshin nonnie!! that's so sad im sorry to hear that :'( okay seriously why is it everyone i know has lost to qiqi what's going on here, i swear it's rigged (now im scared it'll be my turn soon :x) but ANYWAYS that's awesome you now have a guaranteed!! and you even have the queen hutao!!

hope you get to pull zhongli <3 im hoping against hope i'll have enough to get guaranteed for him by the end of his banner

how long have u been playing genshin nonnie?? :O

#i am ITCHING to gamble on jan5 #im literally counting down the days #preparing for xiao like an expecting mother #except im terrible bc i only really just started a few days ago #i have sucrose but havent built her and i also... am bad at playing her?? LOL #replies #anon #incensuous personal

[chuluoyi]

Same.... I've never spent a single cent on games, so I only can grind.. And I'm failing badly... I've grinded like 1000 s-chips in 3 days and I still need 200+ before I can do a 10-pull... YEA they've come so far... Lukerosa is so the best ship in my opinion! I love Vyn and Rosa dynamics too... Like I didn't like Vyn at the start cause he's so sussy (Vyn girlies don't come after me please) but after seeing him and Rosa rely on each other so much I feel like Marius's and Artem's relationships with Rosa are just pretty normal (Again this is my opinion so don't come after me please 😭😭)

It's about $8 for me... And woahwoahh again?! Are you like in Japan rn? And I would advise you to save your money... BUT if you don't get a Gojo coaster then spend away! Anything for the husbands 💖

YEA like I had no idea... I thought people disliked Suguru so I went into Animate all happy and shit but I guess I was wrong... Cause where I'm from everyone hates Suguru I'm just that one crazy fangirl AHHAH- And I share your sentiments... I think I just dislike that group of Kenjaku homies... I'm not wrong tho??!? Volcano man has ONE eye and is BLUE SKINNED but he gets all that the girlies desire 🥲🥲

HUH VENTI TOO 😭😭😭 Okay I probably would've done that too if I HAD Venti... But I lost 50/50 to Qiqi in all of his banners... But FR Genshin is so... Money leeching.... I have so many friends who want to quit but can't cause they already spent so much...

AHAHAHAH RIGHT WRIO SUPREMACYYY!! And it's always the men ahhahah!! I started cause of Diluc and Ayato omg... I only stayed till Sumeru cause of Alhaitham.... yes, I agree... These men are probably too... too holy? Throughout Heaven and the Earth, they are the honoured ones... 🥲🥲

hehehe it's really nothing!! 😍😍

And 'once' ..? You sure about that babe...

Also NO I have not seen the newest ep... I stopped for like 4 weeks cause I knew Nanami's end was coming... But guess what I was spoiled on Instagram anyway... Nobara is so precious like tf she's just 16 Mahito leave her tf alone!! Yuji too! Like he already killed Nanami in front of him... And he had to bring Nobara there too... He's despicable like please stop 😭😭😭 Leave our babies alone!

P.s. Chu I really enjoy talking with you omg like you're probably the only writer on Tumblr that I've interacted so much with!! Love you!!!

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HOW did you grind 1000 s chips in three days?!😭 disco anon i barely could grind 100 daily so how sskskks you must teach me😩

actually i agree with you!!🥹 in my personal opinion, it’s their chemistry due to the childhood friends trope that makes things already intimate between the two of them. ahh, i’m still not used to vyn i’m sorry🥲 partially bcs of the sus part HAHAHA

for me it’s luke - marius - artem - vyn 🥹 but i’m not saying vyn is bad! i actually love his birthday cards and the main story in the cruise ship! it’s just i’m not used to his calm persona HAHAHA marius is a big baby so he is dear to me and artem is the epitome of man every mother wants for their daughter so i go for him to delude myself into having the perfect man☺️

omg why?! suguru is so precious he didn’t deserve the ptsd imposed by the jujutsu world *sigh* VOLCANO MAN PLSSS😭😭😭😭 it’s so funny ahahahhaha

venti is not as useful ever since kazuha is released imo🥲 it’s just his burst skill is fun and you can fly. tbh i pulled for him just because he’s cute and anyway why do we pull for genshin men at all? not bcs of their usefulness, certainly. it’s just they’re so easy in our eyes😩😩🫶🏻

i agree!!🤧 like well everything is pricey, and the rate off possibility is just too much sometimes🥹

too holy lmao🥹🥹🥹 i think i’m logging in genshin again just to see my luck and primo… i honestly forget if i still have any left or not…

…sure. i’m totally sure. pls pray for me to be sure 💀

HAAHHHA there are many of my friends who haven’t even started the 2nd season at all bcs they already know what’s coming😭 but yes it’s so painful like nothing good comes in this season *sigh*

hshshsjjs i enjoy talking to you too disco anon!!🥹🫶🏻 thank you for stopping by omg i’m always happy to answer asks and i’m glad i’ve found kind friends in this hellsite because tbh i’m a bit spooked by several discourses i’ve seen in this fandom🥲 like pls i don’t ever want to be involved in any of that😭

love you too!!!✨

#you’re so sweet i’m so giddy sjsjsjjs #—chu’s mailbox 📬 #💌: 🪩

[chuluoyi]

Guess Hoyo hates us.... I haven't logged on to TOT for like 2 weeks after I failed to get Bakerlon Lukey... And last I checked I have 12 s-chips... Idk what to do anymore...

And omg I would pay for a Rosa backstory! Enough about the men, let the queen take charge 🤭🤭🫶🏻🫶🏻 Plus I have a gacha addiction so- I guess that's another thing motivating me to play...

Mahito... That name makes me want to commit mass murder... Istg I love his VA like he's legit one of my favourite VAs but Mahito as a character is just utter crap (No offence to Mahito Girlies) He's so... idk... he needs therapy... And I need it too cause he killed off Nanami pookie bear

HAHAHHA Genshit really is shit.... The gacha odds are shit... The artifacts are shit... The only thing that isn't shit is the 2D men.... Wrio and Neuv look so good I can't believe I'm seriously considering downloading that 13GB game onto my phone again just cause of 2 fictional men...

Also I guess we have that kind of bad luck... I'm blessed with Qiqi and you with Keqing.... And Hoyo wonders why people complain... Fates are hard to get, and characters are even harder to get...

Overall, screw Genshin 🙄 I'm not even gonna mince my words anymore I've had enough!!! 😭😭💀💀

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don’t worry disco anon i still didn’t manage to get him!!😭😭 my s chips are less than 1000 now and well…😭

gacha addiction is soo true!!😭 the other day i went to a jjk-themed cafe with season 2 gashapon and i impulsively pulled it—and i only got riko!😭 it was quite pricey too but i can’t help pulling arghh

right!! i almost can’t believe who his VA is😩 he nails mahito so well—the way he screamed back at yuji gave me the chills🤧 and mahito is actually such a well-written villain too that we felt this much rage for him🥹 but he’s also utterly irredeemable oh god

artifacts omg i couldn’t count how many times i have farmed in that accursed vv domain and up until this day i haven’t gotten a decent elemental mastery cup🥲🥲 HAHAHAHAH SO TRUE I AGREE W U🥹🥹🥹 the only thing that isn’t shit is the men! i lit used a different phone to play genshin bcs it almost took 20GB of space😭 “screw genshin” omg you’re so me back then too!🤣🤣 until i come back🥲

#oh and i have gotten your ask for the 1k event!! thank u🫶🏻 #one of the prompts you picked is the same with another anon’s request #both of you are giving me ideas now👀👀🫶🏻 #—chu’s ask 📨