#i could never stand it

[coffinsister]

So you like breeding but you don't want children. Do you plan to be sterile or adopting?

Yes basically I love breeding and cum inside but no children that way please

I don't think I could take away my own fertility unless I literally got my matriz removed I'm too fertile any otherwise

It's difficult cuz I do want to be pregnant like not because of any kink reasons or anything like that but I just feel like the world is so terrible bringing children just to suffer feels terrible I would love my children too much I would die if they suffered but life is suffering so I just can't handle it

I been thinking and maybe adoption would make me happy I would love my adopted children as much as my blood children but adoption in my country it's so hard and adoption as an inmigrant is downright impossible

Nonetheless I would love to have at least two children in some alternative reality

#one time somebody told me oh what if you have children with somebody and then that somebody abandons you and your kids because of your #disabilities being passed down on them and it made me wanna kill myself #i could never stand it #but for real i look at baby shoes and get excited and silly things like that i would really love to be married to a person who we truly #love each other with but i just cant see that happening to me #soleil asks

[shigayokagayama]

happy one year anniversary to the most insane week in internet history

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #vid #EDITORS NOTE: sexymanotd deleted their twitter account which made finding stuff for this. very difficult. #i was unfortunately unable to include the BLOODSHED in the replies of the ingo poll and could only allude to it #i will never forget standing outside my calc class listening to people talk about how sad it was the queen died #while scrolling past WALLS of sans and reigen getting to third base on her grave

[suntails]

dinnertime

#i decided that tumblr gets to see this pic before twitter this time. winning <3 #the realization that camera placement makes pic look soooo super swag and cool!!! reasons i could never be a boarder fr #but yes um i realized i hadnt drawn silver as a kiddo and that couldnt stand. he is my SON. i HAD to like hello???? hello?????? yea #silver dont look at the pot dont look at the purple smoke shhhh im sure its fine. its uhhhh its Health Stew. mm so good for u. yummmmmmm #twst #twisted wonderland #twst silver #silver vanrouge #lilia vanrouge #mwha mwah mwah mwah i love them #suntails #i like that im captioning it dinnertime but im posting it at like 1. heart emoji

[qcomicsy]

If the batkids had a podcast. Part. Xll

Nightwing: "How does it feel to be Batman"- You know that meme "I have no mouth and I must scream"?

Redhood: Wow- That bad??

Nightwing: No-Not really- It's just- You have a very set of limited things you can do as batman.

Nightwing: The fear is great though– People look at you and run.

Redhood: (giggles) Uh-huh

Nightwing: But like- If /Nightwing. Go up to a Penguing gang meeting and shout "Well that's fishy" no one bats an eye.

Redhood: Because you're weird-

Nightwing: I'm not weird- Shut up-("you are" on the background) I'm not. If- If Robin says that-

Robin: I would never say that.

Red Robin: I would

Robin: Of course you wou-

Nightwing: Point is- If I say that, Or Robin say that or Red Robi- No one cares. You can do a double flip and call them a bitch, and that's it. Now if Batman say's that-

Red Robin: You have a problem.

Nightwing: You would have like seven drug dealers heavily armed staring at you horrofied in a empty parking lot.

Redhood: That Sounds awfully restricting.

Nightwing: Right? It was. But (pause) it was a kind of- I don't know. I kinda of a honor noneless. Would do the same again. If had to.

Nightwing:

Nightwing: And people would– People would tweet "why the fuck batman is smiling so much this is terrifying"- And I would be like "well that doesn't add to the pressure at all"- (nervous laugh) Like- I'm trying my best guys- Please.

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#he's trying #everytime I think about funny charming man Dick Graysom forced by external forces to be batman I feel a little bad for him #batkids podcast #nightwing #dick grayson #redhood #jason todd #red robin #tim drake #tim drake robin #Robin #Damian Wayne #you know how many jokes dick grayson probably thought and had to stand there *in silence????*** I could NEVER #Batfamily shanenigans #Batfamily #batfam

[dangoulains-devotion]

#FF7 #FF7R #FF7 Rebirth #Final Fantasy VII #Final Fantasy VII Rebirth #aerith gainsborough #barret wallace #my favourite synergy ability... solely for the animation its so cute and cool #sorry papa wallace for i am 1) not good at drawing facial hair and 2) was not mentally strong enough to draw your gun #one day i will but today was not that day #i worked on this for 9 hours straight it got to a point i zoomed out and was like why doesnt this look right #and it was bc i forgot his tattoo....... he's naked iwthout that #also i've never tried to do comic-y explosions and text before so i kind of just looked at clip art for reference and then yolo'd it #i hope it doesnt look terrible i've decided i no longer care to fret over it #i need you to understand that if you were to zoom out the camera on this photo #barret is proper crouched down and aerith is standing on a pile of books #so that they could attain a pose where she is leaning on his shoulder #I FORGOT MY OWN ART TAG bro im so tired #my art #<- i am moonlight elegy on twt

[bingqiv]

i think there’s an inherent sadness and pain about dhawan coming after gomez. like gomez’s master had finally became friends with the doctor again despite everything. she died for him (twice if we count simm’s). after so long they finally stood together on the same page with mutual understanding and a hope that their next lives would be kinder and perhaps they’d be standing together.

yet dhawan went home after regenerating. came to the understanding that he was nothing to the doctor but a speck in her past. just as small and tiny as her companions and the flood of insecurities that haunted him since the day he left came back. he was never an equal and never would be and the doctor knew it (had known it all along). so he had to make himself an equal and worthy enough to stand against the doctor (never with. for how can you stand with the sun. instead you have to eclipse it take away its warmth and life)

a post-gomez dhawan is just fun.

#fun but i’m a mess over him #the universe could never have them stand together for long it would probably implode or something #also thirteen doesn’t do anything to disprove the dhawan’s unravelling which makes me sad and instead makes it worse #the only exception is o which is wild that the doctor is always instinctively drawn to the master’s disguises #i need to write my master/thoschei essay #thoschei #the master #the doctor #dw #doctor who #dhawan!master #gomez!master

[bakudekublogblog]

the way katsuki just IS izuku's first love drives me nutty. like he just had a big ole crush on him with his huge-ass heart eyes and he chased him around with maximum puppy-love smitten energy

#bkdk #bakudeku #izuku chasing after katsuki with the biggest wettest heartiest heart eyes ever and katsuki is like FUCKER IS LOOKING DOWN ON ME HOW DARE YO #like no bby so close he's down BAD for you i can see where there could be some confusion #it just drives me nutty!!! that's his pookie bear bitty baby boy #it just makes every other ship feel so irrelevant bc katsuki is izuku's first love and fiercest #like fr do we think izuku is getting over katsuki especially now #especially after all bakugou has done for him #how many times has bakugou saved him and in so many ways #my headcanon is that izuku's baby puppy love crush faded but never really died #it was always there #and then they're thrust into each other's lives and katsuki starts growing and training with him and izuku is like fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK #and he just keeps falling for him over and over again #izuku sees him standing on the UA island and is like yeah ok i'm never getting over him he's it for me #he's always been it he's always been the one

[biblically-accurate-dca]

if you met an alternate reality version of yourself that was better than you in every single way would that be fucked up or what lol

#my art #dca fandom #daycare attendant #moondrop #sundrop #sunnydrop #<- technically its an oc but they're purposefully drawn to resemble the dca's decal art so idk if it even counts as an oc lol #i really enjoy the concept of an accurate dca being face to face with a version of themselves that isnt 'ugly' or 'weird' #the image of the person you should've been but that you can never achieve. and they're standing right there in front of you #(but then eventually you see them fall into the same tragedy that you did. and now you need to be there for them #in the same ways that nobody was there for you) #if i could write and/or had the attention span required for a comic series i would never shut up about these two btw #newmoonAU #<- haha ignore that :) smiles

[chibigaia-art]

played lethal company for the first time yesterday so here's a couple doodles of me dying and one time i got really scared for something stupid

#lethal company #cgdoodles #i didnt know the bracken could crouch and i never saw the bug stand up #my lc knowledge was vague and approximate so i just panicked a lot the entire time #it was a lot of fun!

[simplyavatrice]

it was everyone but you

#ava silva #warriornunedit #avatrice #avatriceedit #warrior nun #avasilvaedit #i could honestly write an entire novel about why i love ava #and why her character means so much to me #her past #the things she went though #they speak volumes to me personally #and i love that they didn't break her heart and her spirit #i love the joy she lives her life with #the way she changes and grows and understands #the way she loves #she's incredible #and i will never stand for slander towards her character #from the very beginning #she was trying to LIVE #and i love that #myedits

[misskelley]

Breaking records everywhere in the tourney

109-3 in the past 3 seasons

Source:Boardroom on Instagram

#south carolina wbb #Dawn staley #women’s March madness #iowa vs South Carolina #she’s is making her mark #breaking records #the women’s game is going to go to a height we never could of imagine 3 years ago #I love what she stands for #definition of standing on businesss #I’m here for it

[th3e-m4ng0]

med student megatron....

#wip #totally and directly inspired from echoes of messatine #and from my own experience that one time in highschool #i was battling for my life to not fall asleep in literature class one day. i dont remember closing my eyes but suddenly my head i was on th #table and class was already over. i fell asleep so suddenly lmao it surprised me #ohh another recent one was last year where i fell asleep standing up while on the bus as i gripped the seat in front of me with Strength #i wish i could live off coffee but coffee has never ever worked on me grahhhhhhhhhhh

[veyronvenus]

he's been partying for god knows how long I'm surprised he's still got energy

#i could never #honestly impressive that hes still standing #lando norris

[quartzskies]

do you think they’d get matching detective outfits 🕵️

#persona 4 #p4 #naoto shirogane #pokemon #leafeon #my stuff #i think they would get matching outfits #[couldn’t be bothered to draw it] #anyway THE TEAM IS COMPLETEDDD #finally finished a series of themed drawings 🤯 i never do that #i thought about pairing naoto w vaporeon but i simply could not stand the psychic damage i know i’d receive from the notes #anyway #onto the next brainworm 🫡

[icedsodapop]

#its why i cant stand watching keira knightley films #its a constant reminder of the career Parminder Nagra should have had but could never have #bend it like beckham #parminder nagra #keira knightly #white privilege #racism #lana condor #noah centineo #to all the boys i've loved before

[pianokantzart]

A little bit of context: I recently posted this in regards to Mario, and got some... interesting responses.

Fools! Blind fools!

MARIO IS ABSOLUTELY GOOD WITH KIDS.

Say what you will about Bowser Jr. and The Koopalings, but the rules completely change if the kids not only start the fight, but are willing, able, and intent on killing you.

But even then! Throughout their fights Mario sent across enough good vibes that Bowser Jr. knew he could come to him for help saving his Dad!

So yeah, get out of here with that nonsense.

#super mario brothers #Mario #bowser jr #there are more examples but this is what I could recall at the top of my head #''routinely beats children'' lmao LOOK #I love kids and would never ever hurt them willingly #but if a thirteen year old came at me trying to set me alight with a flamethrower I would absolutely deck them in self defense #don't pretend you wouldn't do the same #I will not stand for Mario slander in my house. You all know this #long post