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semiotomatics · 1 year

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welp

#i feel like im going insane #i know its not real but it feels so real #i know im awake but i cant stop thinking about it #i am. panicking #im ok im ok im ok im ok im ok #im on tumblr bc i cant read in my dreams #im reading rn so im not dreaming #i need to sleep but i cant close my eyes #fuck

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that-one-weird-cloud0 · 4 months

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Danny: *just chilling on the couch while being very still™️ at the Wayne Manor*

Clark: *comes to visit*

Clark: hey Bruce?

Bruce: yes?

Clark: why is there a dead child in your living room?

Bruce: what 0-0

Danny: oh shit

Danny: *starts up heartbeat* better?

Clark: *even more freaked out*

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nouverx · 3 months

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A very specific idea/scenario I have about Alastor's sleeping habits

He barely even sleeps in the first place. He sleeps like only a few hours a week, in one go. He locks himself up in his room once a week, sleeps for 4 hours straight and that's it. And since he doesn't sleep much, each time he does he falls into a deep slumber and it's absolutely impossible to wake him up he's straight up passed out until he gets fully recharged.

He does this because the idea of being in a vulnerable position where anyone could do anything to him while he's completely defenseless is too unsettling for him, so he sleeps as little as he can and always makes sure he's locked up first, away from everyone else's eyes.

HOWEVER, one time he's playing cards with the rest of the hotel, and because he got unconsciously so comfortable around them, he accidently falls asleep on the couch during the game. Everyone is shocked because they didn't even know he actually needed to sleep (they always hear him walk around the hotel humming at night like an absolute creep so they just all collectively assumed he didn't need to sleep).

Charlie panicks a little because nothing seems to wake him up, but he's still breathing and seems fine, eventually they all just let him sleep there and keep on going with their card games since the noise doesn't seem to bother him. Charlie even put a blanket on him, and Angel initially wants to draw something on his face as a prank but in the end everyone agrees not to try anything like this, because who knows how the radio demon would react,,, could be dangerous.

A few hours later Alastor finally wakes up, immediately understands what happened and plays it cool like "Oh dear, looks like I passed out, too bad I couldn't finish the game :) oopsie" but internally he's SCREAMING

EDIT: greykolla was faster than me and made a comic about it it's so so good 😭 crying

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor headcanon #text #I just thought about this scenario last night and thought it was cute I needed to share it somewhere #Him starting to let his walls down ON ACCIDENT is so cute to me I want him to mess up I want him to PANICK about showing vulnerability #I might draw this idea at some point idk #I JUST LOVE MY MURDEROUS DEER BOI OK I AM OBSESSED

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clairenatural · 6 months

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me: I wonder if r/supernatural celebrated the 5th

r/supernatural:

#this was posted ON the fifth i believe #no shade and ik the culture is very different over there and i am not making fun of this person bc they seem genuinely excited about it #(same)#but like damn we consume the same media very very differently 🥲#like here everyone was panicking about the handprint from the first teaser #we were trying to enhance it and br*nlies were trying to argue it wasn't a handprint but everyone was in chaos

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dumbasswhatever · 1 year

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trucy teaching apollo how to use his baby face to get evidence like mittens teaching bolt how to beg for food

#sorry to anyone who isn't as well acquainted with bolt (2009) like i am #but as a person with a baby face.people r always trying to help me like i'll just be standing around and someone will ask me if i need help #i think i just naturally look a little panicked in public all the time maybe #i have no idea if bolt came out in 2009 btw i just said that bc it sounded right

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captainkirkk · 6 months

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How long was it between when Iroh convinced Zuko to take up the Fire Throne, and Sozin's comet? A day? Less??

AU where Iroh convinces Zuko to be the next Fire Lord MUCH earlier in the series. Zuko, who hasn't been in formal education since was 13yo, understandably panics. He barely remembers his lessons on How To Be the Fire Lord, and they were all focused on how to rule during wartime. Not peace. What does an international peace treaty even LOOK like and how does one go about making it???? How does trade work when you're NOT trying to eradicate every other nation????

Book 3 Zuko spends all of his time teaching Aang firebending, interrogating the other members about their culture's traditions and politics, going on Blue Spirit journeys to raid any passing libraries, and reading everything he can get his hands on. He barely eats. He doesn't sleep. He's info dumping about the DRIEST political texts. The gaang are THIS close to holding an intervention or having Toph sit on him until he sleeps.

#the gaang: morning zuko how did you sleep?#zuko (600 pages into an ancient text on the economic significance of grain farmers in the rural earth kingdom): a... agriculture....#avatar #atla #atla headcanons #i am obsessed with feral nerd zuko #the kid finished formal education at 13!!! against his will!!!#i know iroh was probably teaching him as much as he could but ngl zuko was NOT gonna sit and listen for long when he had an avatar to find #he's panicking and info dumps about ancient international law the second someone looks at him #hakoda is worried about zuko being nervous around him since he's a Father Figure #but zuko skips straight past the trauma and zeroes in on hakoda being an actual political leader!!! who knows stuff!!!#teach him sifu hakoda!!!#my posts

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puppetmaster13u · 19 days

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Prompt 290

Ghosts have the habit of taking names of those they’ve defeated. Not in spars or play-fights of course, and one has to actually be an adult for the instinct to hit, but it happens. It happens far more often than one would think.

Jason? Actually has no clue when he comes back to the living why he stole one of the Joker’s older names, nor why the Pit goes so angry when he thinks about Robin- HisTitleHisFraidNameFromFamily-

Now the Pit? Not a baby semi-near the cusp of adulthood, in fact is Very Old even if it’s more hivemind-esque then a full on realms entity. Very offended for the Baby it was gifted, because who takes that from a literal infant?!

Oh! Oh that’s another baby! Hm, change of plans, obviously the baby is also its. Because while adult ghosts trying to forcefully take a Name is a direct challenge? A ghostling- or in this case liminal- doing it is an open invitation for adoption.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Sentient Lazarus Pit #Jason has no clue what happened either #Tim got kidnapped by Pit Mad Jason and bundled into a nest #At this point Hood’s Merry Men is used to their Boss bundling up kids and helping them detox so they leave him be #Let Liminals & ghosts Purr #Dick & Bruce are so very panicked & tearing through Gotham #Not unlike how Tim’s teammates are freaking out & searching outside Gotham #Meanwhile Tim is just confuzzled as Big Crime Lord curls around him & growls at anyone who so much as opens the door #the Pit: I am such a good parent :)#Later when Jason isn’t actively having Pit Episode (the Pit totally isn’t wanting babies to meet each other)#Jason holding Tim by the armpits audibly confused: You are not one of my brats #Tim who is concussed & has narcolepsy: No shit helmet-man but let me go back to sleep it’s comfy

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lovefrombegonia · 5 months

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Shen Jiu should make dark jokes about his time as a slave but no one gets the jokes coz everyone thinks he is a spoilt young lord from a noble family.

(Except, Yue Qingyuan. He gets it. He is currently screaming, wailing inside coz sometimes SJ is a bit too detailed JUST to make him feel even MORE guilty.)

#qijiu shenanigans #qijiu #shen jiu #original shen qingqiu #yue qingyuan #svsss crack posts #svsss #can you imagine if yqy gets too frustrated at one if those “jokes”#and he just mutters “its not like my sword was eating me” a bit too loud #deadly silence follows #“WHAT THE FUCK?!”#“Xiao Jiu plz calm down!! You're on the verge of qi deviation!!” *starts panicking*#“I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND MYSELF!!!”#“Please! Don't kill yourself!”#liu qingge was about to visit zhangmeng shixiong but after hearing all the ruckus from a distance #he thought to himself “Not. Today.” and flew back

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saltpepperbeard · 8 months

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WE'RE IN THE SINGLE DIGITS RANGE NOW, Y'ALL. NINE DAYS. HOW ARE WE FEELING 😀😀😀

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isjasz · 9 months

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[Day 46]

a continuation of this

@triplehearts <3

Part 2 (Ending)

#dddaily4sherin #grian #goodtimeswithscar #desert duo #boatem #impulsesv #mumbo jumbo #pearlescentmoon #hermitblr #my art #pirates smp #(i am sorry for collateral damage)#tw death #tw choking #tw drowning #added these asap sorry i panicked too much to post this!!!!!

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ilovekork · 10 months

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I made more of these

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alarainai · 19 days

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just submitted my last assignment and i have finally finished with university

#i'm shaking actually #like i'm free but i feel sick #i'm panicking but #I AM FUCKING FREEEEEE #FOUR YEARS OF ACADEMIC MISERY AND IM DONE

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rocketbirdie · 6 days

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Laid to rest by ten thousand arrows — the fall of Lao-Shan Lung

HE'S FINALLY DEAD.

This oversized infant has been tormenting me ever since his fateful introduction as the Wall Of All Time in rank G2. It's difficult enough to just scare him off, but for months now, I've had my sights set on outright slaying him.

I tried everything. Aerial style great sword to the face for 30 minutes straight. Max dragon attack striker lance dash spam into his gut. Hell, I even tried the infamous weaponless strategy, frantically hauling cannonballs back and forth, calculating every single ballista shot, carefully counting flinches. But alas, Lao-Shan Lung was simply too powerful for one scrawny little hunter. I was faced with the horrible realization, that if I wanted to take him down alone... I was going to have to play a ranged weapon. (GASP!)

Anyway yeah those guides ain't joking lol dragon pierce bow is ridiculously overpowered against this guy. It took me 2 tries because I've literally never used a bow before, but once I got the hang of it, it was a super easy hunt. Here's the set that netted me a 20 minute Lao kill with both fortresses at 100%:

Magnastar Wil (Max upgraded Valstrax bow), Valor style

Neset Armor (Ahtal-Ka), full set

The luckiest fucking talisman of my entire life, Expert +9 and Crit Element +4, no slots

Armor skills: TrueShot, Pierce Up, Crit Element, Critical Eye 3, Tremor Res

Items: Power Coating Lv.2, Element Coatings Lv.1 and Lv.2, and an unholy amount of mega dash juice

A LOT of patience to obtain all of the materials for the armor and weapon. Phew!

Altheos Incanonis (the max Alatreon bow) is technically better, but there is no way in hell I was going to grind G RANK ALATREON solo, fuck that. I got stupid lucky with the Valstrax grind and got 2 mantles and an orb on a single hunt, so I just ran with it; Magnastar is more than capable of getting the job done, even in the hands of a clueless melee main.

THE DREAM IS REAL!!!! WOOOOOO

#last year when i was desperately trying to get past this quest and looking up guides #i remember seeing a comment that was like 'oh i love lao shan lung he's such a fun and relaxing fight!'#and of course i thought to myself. what the actual fuck?#but now i am a stronger hunter. and now i know. that guy was 1000% correct.#lao is so chill once you're no longer panicking because the fortress is at 10% and there's 30 seconds left on the clock.#i love you lao. i am sorry for all of the mean things people say about you. rest in pierce bro #my art <3 #monster hunter #monhun #mh

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ask-the-totally-real-peppino · 11 months

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Wait why would you need to say sorry to Noisette?

Pep: "..."

Pep: "Reh ot deil I... I..."

(Flashback Begins)

Noisette: "Is someone out here? We are open!"

Noisette: "Omigosh, hi there!!! Come in, come in! There's no need to be shy!"

Noisette: "You're just in time for some fresh pie! Not that it was gonna go anywhere, since no one's come in today... But still! If that growl was you, you must be starving!!!"

Noisette: "Now you just sit right here! Don't move an inch! I'll be right back!"

Noisette: "Tada!!! I hope you like cherries! It's on the house!"

Pep: "...?"

Noisette: "Are you asking if it's for you? Of course, it is, silly! D'you see anyone else in here? Now, eat up! There's plenty more where that came from!"

Pep: *happy Pep noises*

Noisette: "Oh, I'm so glad you like it!"

Noisette: "Now, if you don't mind me asking, where did you come from? I haven't seen you around here!"

Pep: "..."

Pep: *uncomfortable gurgling*

Noisette: "Oh, do you not speak...?"

Noisette: "Well, that's okay! Do you know any sign? I'm pretty good at it!"

Pep: "...?"

Noisette: "Oh! I can show you some!"

Noisette: "I-I mean, if you'd like! If you wanna just have the pie and go, that's okay too, of course! Hah."

Pep: "..."

Pep: "...!"

Noisette: *happy squealing*

(Flashback End)

Pep: "Deneppah. Tsuj ti dna dekcinap I, eil ot naem t'ndid I..."

Pep: "Em. Gnieb yb gnihtyna niur ot tnaw t'ndid I, yppah dna dnik os tsuj saw ehs tub, reh llet ot gniog saw I..."

Pep: "'Lamron' eb ot retteb eb d'ti thguoht I."

#pizza tower #fake peppino #brick the rat #noisette #story post #translation: “I... I lied to her...”#“I didn't mean to lie I panicked and it just... Happened.”#“I was going to tell her but she was just so kind and happy I didn't want to ruin anything by being... Me.”#“I thought it'd be better to be 'normal'.”#also Noisette is signing 'sign'#very choppily but I am too tired to redo it for the fourth time jfdkjs #this isn't even the big post!#this one is just for context!!!#and cute Noisette and Pep moments hehe #and tail wags!!!#okay time for bed this took much longer than anticipated!!!

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puppetmaster13u · 7 days

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Prompt 303

Constantine might be cursing everything and everyone he’s ever met because this? This is a goddamned mess that he does not want to be cleaning up, yet here he is! Three infant godlings who the American-Fuckin-Government decided to try and kill and worse clinging to his legs and huddling beneath his trenchcoat.

Look when he followed the instructions on the magic green sticky note he was not expecting this level of bullshit, and honestly do these imbeciles want to get the entire universe devoured by angry eldritch gods!?

Damnit, he needed a smoke- and to inform the League so they could deal with the government side of this shit- but mostly a smoke. Ugh. He was so not babysitter material, but none of the bloody tykes would be letting go or leaving the trenchcoat anytime soon.

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #Constantine: Oh bloody hell I am no dad-#The Traumatized Dannys: This is new caretaker he smells safe #Look if a baby eldritch primordial godling imprints there’s no way to get rid of them #Constantine is now stuck with them #He arrives to the Watchtower slams down papers says “Trenchcoats Haunted” and gives no other context #He’s panicking a bit & also REALLY needs a drink but the infants keep stopping him #He’s gonna have to find another way to deal with that chronic pain & is close to fireballing everything & everyone here

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arunneronthird · 4 months

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why? i batted a run in

#i cant explain how insane i am about this scene #to u guys who are unfamiliar imagine the person u idolize telling u to ur face ur not doing enough #imagine they are right too #so i had to redraw it! i tried to make the lighting feel like the sun #then panicked like WAS IT RAINING nope can confirm it was sunny #hanai azusa #tajima yuuichirou #oofuri #ookiku furikabutte #big windup #my art

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