#human rights for the win get fucked

[triple-mayday]

So recently I spoke with my little brother who lives in Russia. We started talking politics, and then he dropped a bombshell - apparently, putin’s pet pigs translate and broadcast Fox News and Daily Wire to the already mindfucked public. I nearly had a heart attack when I heard him drop Ben Shapiro’s name

And, like a good big brother, I took immediate action to inoculate my baby sibling against this particular strain of brain rot (just in case, healthcare is important). Any chance at establishing decorum that Benny had was demolished the moment I brought up the endless amount of cringe he delivered throughout his unfortunate career. That WAP incident works as good as PrEP in terms of preventative measures

On a more serious note, keep in mind that both Fox and DW have such a great, flourishing relationship with a literal genocidal dictator that their content is translated and distributed through Russian networks. They snuck their way into an already polluted environment like that species of brain eating bacteria that folks had found in Texan lake

As a sweet cherry on top of this shit sundae, when my brother was talking about Carlson he said that:

1) his perpetually confused face was funny as fuck, just like his boner for the green M&M’s candy

2) his (and Ben’s) obsession with trans people is absolutely unhinged

3) he was creeped out by republican hyperfixation on guns

Kind of soothing to know that republican cringe is so off putting to non-Americans that propaganda becomes literally indigestible. Though to be fair, it’s not like any of these animated Madame Tussaud’s wax figures are capable of winning over my Marxist brother. Boy’s been reading leftist literature since he was in middle school

#us politics #fuck republicans #russian politics #tucker carlson #cringe alert #human rights for the win get fucked #that awkward moment when your media company is buddy buddy with war criminals

[secretagentsagainstwhatever]

i just know because of the shitty middle aged woman demographic Amanda Abbington is going to do well on strictly come dancing, but i really hope however well she does Layton Williams does better so young LGBTQ+ people can see that they’re allowed to turn up, to take up space to be present and seen. We’re allowed to win because fuck hate

#strictly come dancing #i don’t even watch the show #i’m just pissed that a terf is getting airtime on prime time television #Layton Williams #amanda abbington #fuck terfs #fuck amanda abbington #lgbtq rights #be seen #be proud #trans rights are human rights #i hope a gay black man wins #and all the upper class white women fucking hate it #bbc strictly come dancing #british tv #british reality tv #fuck hate #i will not stop going on about this until she’s out of the competition #stop giving hateful people airtime

[skrunksthatwunk]

kinda drives me up a wall when people go "hey i think x action in a war/combat scenario is inhumane and cruel and shitty" and someone responds with "oh but within the laws of war it's allowed or there's procedure for it etc etc". it doesn't have to be a war crime to be unforgivable man it's a shitty rulebook anyway

#like whether or not something's bad isn't determined by whether or not it adheres to arbitrary rules people made up and never obey #i thought we all knew that already. c'mon man. get a grip #obviously war crimes are bad but that's not where the badness potential ends y'know #this post is due to my dad talking about smth i sent him mentioning US troops firing on a bunch of guys in smth on deserters and he was lik #well they're not like citizens or refugees or deserters they're retreating enemy combattants. so it's different. #it IS different but isn't it still like. overly brutal? idk. #like would you want them to pursue Your ppl regardless? are they not allowed mercy just because you proved stronger? your positions could #be swapped easily and you'd think that as fellow combattants you would feel that deeply. idk maybe i'm just too soft or whatever but like. #seems stupid to me. war generally seems stupid to me but this specifically right now seems stupid to me #yes i know there are practical concerns and sacrifices in combat that make sense when you're actually there and me saying there should be n #wars and we should make it a fucking priority to not have wars doesn't mean ppl already in a decision-making role in the field should do #what i (an idealist) would do. they're responsible for minimizing loss and shit. whatever. doesn't mean it's not fucked up anyway. #and that's assuming the best case scenario for a leader in such a position. usually they just want to minimize Their side's losses. usually #by maximizing the other side's. or they just want to win and will sacrifice anyone for it if it's practical #which happens a Lot. usually it's a mix of the latter two to my understanding #as if americans' lives matter more than anyone else's and the other side doesn't have a right to mourn bc they offended us somehow #ugh that shit irks me so bad dude. there'll be like a terrorist attack in europe or smth and the news'll be like #ONE AMERICAN WAS KILLED. and twenty swiss. THE AMERICAN WAS VISITING FAMILY THERE ON SUNDAY MORNING WHEN TRAGEDY STRUCK etc etc #fucking hate that. i don't care if they're on 'my team' or whatever they're all equally human and equally dead #why the hell should i care if one of them was an american. just say 21 people died. like i get reporting on it briefly ig to like notify #ppl At Best but like. it's so grating. why can't you be normal about other people fucking goddamn you #why is this a controversial statement. why is giving a shit about people killing each other (often for like 10 ppl's financial gain) wrong #like. come on. i don't care if they 'deserve it' or whatever because i don't think they do. and even if they Did i don't think it's #America's Time To Step Up!!! every time smth like this happens (but only when it is financially beneficial to us to do so #such that we ignore atrocities all the fucking time bc it's inconvenient. we're not superheros. we're cops.) #not saying america shouldn't do anything bc like. idk. you screw everyone over to have all the power maybe you should use that influence fo #good. but my definition of 'good' is wayyyy way different from everybody who's ever held office here apparently so like. nuts to that #eugh. anyway im cutting myself off here rant over. for now

[screw-u-vaanu]

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#rant ahead #can just one person on this website just be normal for a fucking second about palestine/israel #can we say that antisemitism is bad but zionism is fucking bad too #can we say that oppressing all palestinians is bad and also killing jewish israeli civilians is also bad #can we say that the issue of jewish indigeneity in palestine is fucking complicated #can we say that jews who immigrated to israel and the children and grandchildren of immigrants often(!) had no choice BUT to go to israel #can we say that most israeli jews have no place to go now other than israel #just as most palestinians ALSO have nowhere else to go nor should they have to #can we say that in principle jews SHOULD have the right to get their family’s property back in europe maybe?? #can we say terrorism be it hamas or the fucking idf is wrong and gross and we don’t want a society that upholds violence to civilians #can we admit that - despite the cute talking point - finding a workable solution to the conflict IS difficult #but that what is easy is the fact that everyone’s human rights need to be respected and protected #and that we can’t give up and let hate win #bc the only way out of this conflict is through love #the only way out is to realize that these two peoples - palestinians and jews - have a connection and a shared future #and that they (we?) will either love one another or be the deaths of each other until there are no more of us left #/rant

[sureuncertainty]

yes, I know, billionaires evil, whatever, but a valued and passionate researcher and member of the titanic community died as well, someone whose contributions to titanic research and artifact recovery are invaluable. we would not know what we know about titanic were it not for PH Nargeolet and everything he has accomplished. this is a tremendous loss for the Titanic community, and I literally just want to be able to grieve without hearing so many unnecessary takes on the situation by people who do not study Titanic, are not part of the community, and don’t know what they’re talking about

#win rambles #i have the tags blacklisted but posts keep getting let thru bc people aren't tagging it and i'm about to start unfollowing fr #have some goddamn fucking respect for our community right now fuck you all #i'm actually so angry about this #like i don't give a shit about the billionaires on board or the ceo but that's not what this is about #like... okay if you're not in the titanic community imagine if like... a beloved celebrity died and everyone was making jokes about it #and acting like they were less than human #a celebrity who like... accomplished amazing things in their field #i can't think of an apt comparison right now #but yeah

[invi-on-the-battlefield]

Consider this a spiritual successor to my Re-Animator Youtubers post, but boy howdy do I love being part of niche ass fandoms that have a surface level audience of cishet guys in their 30s who’s experience with nuance in media starts and ends with knowing Raleigh wasn’t really the main character of pacrim. I’m fighting for my life in these fucking YouTube comments.

#guys really out here saying newt just like Charlie Kelly he think he smart but really he dumb #I’m begging on my hands and knees for the most infinitesimal crumb of media comprehension #please #please can we understand that just because newt gets beat up by his own technology on multiple occasions throughout pacrim does not mean he #doesn’t know what tHE FUCK HES DOING #ALSO if I have to hear one more guy say it’s ‘unrealistic’ to have a guy in this monster movie be really into the really cool and awesome #monsters I swear- #the whole fucking point was the fact that humanity got complacent and hubristic because we kept winning against the kaiju + newt already had #an intense fascination with the kaiju because he is neurodivergent and a biologist so it actually #makes perfect fucking sense for him within the societal climate to have this kind of interest in them. #like they had religions for these bitches. ofc some weird little gay guy was gonna get tattoos of them. #i can’t deal with them calling him stupid tho #these guys got what I like to call ‘iasip cisman brainrot’ #they see Charlie Day in any piece of media and think ‘oh hey the guy from sunny’ and then their brain just shuts down #chronic inability to separate him from this ONE SHOW #it’s soooo fucking annoying #like I get it he definitely has a unique energy that kind of carries over between characters but like give the guy some damn credit #the bitch can act if you’d just LET HIM #anyway it’s midnight and I’m not in my right mind #goodnight y’all #pacific rim #pacrim #newt geiszler #newton geiszler #charlie day

[andromedasummer]

off to vote and fuck me running the amount of cookers weve got making parties is insane. at least theyre splitting the vote. theres also a fucking terf party running atm. what a fucking mess

#highket worried #nats (center right with a fundie christian leader) look like they'll win but not alone. #they'll have to form a govt with act (far right party. want to protect ''free speech'' and dismantle the humans right commission. #their leader also made a joke about bombing the ministry for Pacific people) #and then also nz first who have gone hard on anti trans policies to get the older/cooker vote #you understand now why i fucking hate mitch evans for retweeting acts anti lockdown garbage

[katyspersonal]

When a character has covered eyes in any way but lower side of the face is visible (and especially if they are smiling), it sparks SO much yearning in me. Nothing against eyes (what a BB fan thing to say xD), but this is just... so appealing? Basically if Bloody Crow and Annalise only had upper side of their faces covered, I'd simp. If Micolash had his eyes covered? There would be no survivors

#cringe #*does NOT look at alberich* #*does NOT look at malenia* #*does NOT look at Choir in general* #not being allowed to see someone's eyes just gives the RIGHT sense of mystery and unattainability #because eyes are like expressive and if you can't look in them you like can't positively say what they're thinking #opaque glasses is close second fav too #*certainly did not give my laurence glasses just to make 'anime glow' effect* #why i always have to be cringe on main EXACTLY when i get a new follower or two? #like i must be making a good impression but my single braincell says 'it's time to feel THIRSTY' #like bitch i should look like being a nerd is my only trait I do not have feelings i am not even a human AAAAAA!!!!!!! #*flips the table* #meanwhile Crow reading this being like: oh okay so i can finally win you if i just cover annalise's eyes with- #-that ribbon and not with the whole mask? :eyes emoji: #no crow you will win me if you learn how to draw laurence and brador because of ...... reasons #what does it have to do with this fucking post? NOTHING JUST DO IT LOL!!!!!!! #sdfhdhgsfghds #shitposting #none of my mutuals are online it's time to let it all out

[pepprs]

the m*ga candidatw for governor who my dad said would never win in a million years fucking won the g*p primary. by A LOT. im about to throw up

#emetophobia tw #sorry #delete later #bc WHEN have we seen this before?! in 2016 when he said tr*mp would never win the primary and then he did! and then in 2016 again when he #said tr*mp would never be president and then he WAS! im going to die literallyyyyy im going to fucking die. ok. i do not want to be working #in the area i am working in rn we are literaly going to have to invite him to campus for a debate and im going to throw up and pass out #i hate you elections i hate you politics i hate you voting i hate you human rights being at the mercy of people who would literally rather #let the state / country / whatever burn and everyone die so they can get money and power. im freaking out rn lolllll #apparently this was like strategic bc the d*mocrats think if they donate to this guys campaign they’ll have a better chance of winning the g #general bc my state is so blue that it’s unlikely this guy will win. WHY WOULD YOUEVEN PUT US IN THAT PLACETO BEGIN WITH KNOWING WHAT IS #GOING ON!!!!!!!!!! do you want us to get fucking KILLED! (of course the answer is yes. but like lolllll. LOLLLLLLL!!!!)

[lakemichigans]

quit playing games with my heart

#i really don't think they're going to win this lawsuit #i have no knowledge to back this up i just feel it #that sinking sense of dread lol #it actually hurts my heart to hear people talk about 'well why did you take a loan if you cant pay it back' #i'm going to be making 20k a year when i get my first real job!!! #and the max i could ever earn is around 35k!!! #my loans are ASTRONOMICALLY disproportionate to this salary #but i'm going into this field because i'm passionate about animals #and we as humans will always need compassionate people to take care of our pets #its not like i got a useless degree and i'm doing fuck all with my life but expecting you to pay for my debts #its so frustrating like i'm doing everything ''right'' and you still judge me and call me entitled #when i'm fighting for my life just to try to work a low paying high effort job #okay. #(also when i said 'first real job' i meant a career type job. i've had jobs before fksjkfs)

[devilfruitdyke]

interacting with my mom when shes drunk is like being stabbed to death with a paperclip

#not even. i think its worse #victim of the self harm to weird masochism tendency pipeline here. its like being stabbed with a paperclip once #and then no other stimulation for the next 5 hours #anyway she keeps making EVERY FUCKING THING about how its so hard to be white in todays society #ok girl :) ill make sure yr nursing home doesnt have any brown pwople in it good to know #today we were at a shopping center in the middle of the day because me and mj were checked out from school for something #lets play a fun guessing game. did my mom a) get food and drive out like a normal human being #b) get pissed off because they didnt get her order right. or c) bitch about how theres too many nonwhite people shopping during the day #if you guessed c after asking yrself 'wait what the fuck lmfao' congratulations! you win a fraction of the pain im feeling #'they dont have jobs 😡😡' ok! religiously i cant tell you to kill yrself but i think you should take some time away from society #i was filling out a form to try to get hired at this place soon #i started counting how many times she was mad that it was hard for me and soooo easy for illegal immigrants. it was 5 btw #'this must be wjy i go to any place in the 3 towns near us and no one speaks english 😡😡' #< poor baby had a spanish speaking cashier at wingstop a week ago ☹️🥱 #ALSO ITS FUCKING TEXAS. YEAH THERES SPANISH SPEAKERS.. #ITS NOT EVEN THAT the person shes thinking of also spoke english just seemed mad at her #it takes concentration to speak a language that isnt yr own! could you imagine if anyone else had this attitude #i walk into my 3rd year of asl class and the teacher is like USE BETTER FACIAL EXPRESSION. #can you even SPEAK asl what has this country COME TO. like im not speaking a new langauge with a slightly bad attitude #anyway. not necessarily praying on her downfall but praying on my ascendance #ill get a good offer from a college 500 miles away. minimum

[garlicbreadslice]

“If you’re homeless you can just get a job; McDonald’s hires people for 17 bucks an hour now’” o shit, you’re right! Let me just get a job application, fill out my info… they just need my name, my age, my address—

Wait one damn minute

#mostly a shitpost #but this is something I actually hear a lot #and it’s fucking nuts #do you know what you need to apply for almost every job?? #a billing address. #‘well why don’t you apply for an aid program and get a temporary billing address that way’ #you say to your screen #great question. I’ll give you one guess as to what you need to apply for government programs #if you said billing address you are… wrong #usually. #the answer is a social security number/birth certificate #now WHO in our population doesnt have access to those things #if you said illegal immigrants and homeless people without anyplace to safely store a FUCKIN BIRTH CIRTIFICATE #you are correct! #ding ding ding!!! #my dude there is no way to win unless you’ve been placed ahead of the starting line #homelessness #poverty #homeless discourse #human rights #us politics

[possible-eldritch-catboy]

man I absolutely Knew my dad would end up falling head first for the zionist propaganda so it wasn't even Remotely worth tryna talk to him about current affairs but it is so goddamn frustrating to be proven right... 🙃

I tried to talk to him about the state of palestine Years back (somewhere around 2018-19 I think) and admittedly I didn't have all the facts then but I could tell I was fighting a losing battle even then facts or no facts because my dad's too busy sucking israel's dick to care when human beings are being subjugated, or even consider that maybe israel Could be in the wrong here. add all the propaganda being shoved down his throat rn and I just know he ended up saying death to palestine with his whole chest. absolute joke of a family I'm in man.

#possibly connie #free palestine #I'll not tag any more than that since this is more a personal vent post than anything #but yeah hard as hell out here being the one who gives a shit in this family while my parents are perfectly content to support a genocide #bc they're christians and the zionists love a good conflation of historical and current day israel #they'll never see past that conflation enough to do their own damn research #and I swear to fuck if anything makes me more anxious to get the fuck out this house I ain't seen it #it always gets so apparent around major election years exactly how living with em is unsustainable #can't advocate for shit without dad going on some trumpy 'he was the best president' rant so anything else is already a lost fuckin cause #I knew my shit was cooked with him as soon as 2016 and he was gloating about trump winning #while I was actively in despair over fellow hispanics and queer folks' human fucking rights being threatened #so yeah fuck this white man I wish he'd get his shit together

[deadsetobsessions]

“I ate paint once,” Danny nonchalantly threw out in the middle of game night.

The entire table stopped. Heads whipped towards Danny.

“Yeah, me too. Cardamom yellow was my favorite. Ugly as hell but the chemicals just tasted right.” Tim replied, using the distraction to nab some of Bruce’s money. Monopoly money, that is. Everyone’s heads snapped towards Tim, only Cass and Danny (who was part of the scheme) caught him cheating.

“Really? I think mine was those spray can blue cosmos paint. But that might have been more my thing for space than the actual taste.”

“WHY WERE YOU EATING PAINT?!” Dick asked, looking like he wanted to lunge over the table and shake Danny until he puked out paint. Bruce looked like he was about to have a heart attack.

“Yeah, what the fuck, Tim?” Jason snickered.

“In my defense,” Danny grinned. “I was left unsupervised. Also, Steph, you owe me $24 in rent.”

“Ugh! I’m almost out of money! Can’t you loan me some, Alfred?”

“I am sorry, Miss Stephanie, you are not qualified for another loan. In fact, one of your properties is about to be confiscated as per the collateral agreement.”

“Noooo!” Stephanie made dramatic dying noises.

“What was your excuse, Timothy?” Damian asked, eyes glued to the board and determined to win the game.

“Hey, I was probably less supervised than Danny was.”

“Yeah,” Danny perked up. “My parents brought us down to their lab all of the time. Taught us a lot of stuff.”

“Really? Like what?” Duke asked, casually slapping away Tim’s sneaky hands.

“Oh, like what a rocket launcher sounded like up close! And how to build a laser gun! Oh! And what human organs looked like when they’re fresh!” Danny chirped, collecting his money from a stunned Stephanie’s hands. He looked up.

“Oh, don’t worry! I at least learned what not to do when it comes to lab safety. And we wore hazmat suits to protect ourselves from the radiation.” Danny smiled in a ditzy fashion as the table fell silent in a horrified manner. Cass tapped his arm amusedly, but allowed his bullshit to stand. After all, it’s not like he lied.

“Radiation?” Duck’s voice raised a couple of octaves. Oh yeah, Danny’s going to laugh about that pitch for a long while.

“Organs?!” Jason’s hands closed around the plastic house he was holding rather forcefully.

“Do you even know what basic lab safety practices are, Danny?” Damian demanded, finally looking up with brows furrowed. He rolled the dice and grabbed a mystery card. He gets $100 from Alfred.

“How old were you??” Duke asked.

“Like… 8, when they first brought me in?”

“Eight.” Bruce rumbled, slipping into a more Batman like persona. When Danny sent him a confused look, Bruce straightened back into his Bruce persona. “Wow, they must have trusted you a lot!”

“Sure?”

“What were their names again?” Stephanie asked sweetly, Cass nodding at him.

“Jack and Maddie Fenton.” Not that they’ll find them here, considering his parents are dead and in another universe.

“Cool, cool, cool!” Stephanie blinked, beaming as her hands formed lethal fists underneath the table.

Danny blinked and tilted his head in an unassuming way, pretending like he had no idea what Stephanie was thinking of. He sneakily handed over $600 to Cass in order to complete his monopoly on his side of the board.

Danny stood up and spread his hands out, one hand clutching his new found victory.

"Well, lady and gents, you've all been floundering against the inevitable tide of capitalism. I am here, as a reminder that you can never win against the hopelessness that will be your financial ruin! I, Danny Fenton, have obtained a quarter of the board and therefore have won against even your best efforts!" He cackled, holding up his fan of properties triumphantly. He shot a mischievous grin at Cass, who held up a solemn thumbs up in support for his monetary takeover.

"... Danny, are you... planning on a career in villainy?" Bruce asked, after a brief and total wave of shocked silence. Damian looked like he was having a conniption at having been bested, unknowingly. Yeah, Danny was disarming like that.

"Yeah, that was concerning." Tim piped up, nabbing a ten from a shell-shocked Damian.

"Hey! The Riddler gives surprisingly good monologues! And he's really loud, so it's hard not to pick up on things. Duke, your turn." Danny sat back down, pouting. The villainy comment was a little too close to his fears.

"Damn it." Duke, who had rolled, landed smack middle of Danny's territory. He handed over a sheaf of bills to a grinning Danny.

"Wait a minute! You have cheated!" Damian bolted upwards from his seat, finally done running through the purchases he remembered Danny making. "You acquired that property not within the games' rules!"

"Okay, first of all, the rule book is a suggestion, like lab safety rules," Danny saw the others open their mouths to protest, but he quickly shut it down. "Second, there's totally no rules about selling and buying places from a private owner so suck on it. And thirdly? Cass sold it to me, so you all can take it up with her."

"Diabolical!" Damian muttered indignantly.

"... Dammit." Dick sighed, falling back into the chair and balancing on its two legs. He couldn't say anything, considering his current of bankruptcy.

"Danny. Danny, I'll buy a property from you." Jason said, eyeing one of Danny's other properties near his own cluster.

"What do you have that would interest me?" Danny asked, falling back into his Vlad-like imitation.

"Ew, don't do that," Steph reached over to jab him in the arm.

"Yeah, Jason, what do you have?" Duke said, the lovely subtle instigator that he is.

"Red Hood's signature."

The others blue-screen, gaping at the actual audacity Jason had to offer up something that would take him no effort. Danny, prepared with a poker face that came with lying straight to Jazz's ever perceptive eyes about whether he nabbed the last of her ice cream or not, was prepared.

"Red Hood? The condom guy working out of the... um. Upper East Side?" Danny asked, pretending to hesitate. He knows where Jason operated. That doesn't mean he couldn't simply pretend otherwise. For science, of course.

...

...

...

The table howled with laughter, Jason's indignant spluttering unable to say anything against Danny's wide eyed look of innocence. Cass leaned against the table, chuckles falling out of her mouth and eyes crinkled in mirth. Dick had fallen out of his chair, helplessly wheezing on the floor. Duke is hiding his face in his hands, mirroring Bruce's pose as they both shake from silent laughter. Damian is smirking, wicked and sharp as he smugly stared at Jason. Stephanie and Tim are leaning against each other, repeating "the CONDOM GUY" in alternating and increasingly louder voices. Alfred had a smile on his face and a tight grip on the bills in front of him that betrayed his amusement.

"He's a crime lord!" Jason exclaimed, indignant.

"Uh, okay. Well, I mean, why would I want a crime lord's signature? I don't want to be on his radar. Or echolocation or whatever. He's... a Bat, right? That's what you guys call that group, yeah?"

"How do you know the Rogues better than the vigilantes?!" Jason glared at his unhelpful family. Those assholes better prepare for a load of rubber bullets the next time they're on patrol near Crime Alley.

"Hey, it's not my fault the vigilantes here are unsociable. Maybe if they monologued more, I'd know who they are."

"Wouldn't- wouldn't that make them more villain like?" Tim asked, stuttering from his laughter.

"I dunno?" Danny replied, enjoying his the family's unabashed joy. "I mean, they're pretty legit and they help people already so I guess they don't need to be sociable... but still I swear I haven't heard anything about Batman other than that he grunts and is mean towards criminals."

Is mean towards criminals, Duke mouthed at a recovering Dick who was in the process of heaving himself back up. It sent him careening back down to the floor with restrained giggles. Cass tapped Danny, reminding him to eat some food.

"Tt. Of course not. They're efficient at their jobs and have no need to be seen as welcoming to criminals." Damian puffed up.

"Yeah, but they've gotta feel safe, right?" Danny shrugged as he plucked a cookie from the cookie platter. "The... one with the sword, what was it?"

"Robin." Damian supplied, eyes narrowed and trained on him.

"Yeah, the baby bird. The kids think his swords are cool so they trust him. But like, the others? The flippy blue one? Not so much."

"Wait," Dick said from the floor. "They don't trust Nightwing?"

"Nah, they trust him to protect them, but he has a history of bringing the kids to the police, you know?"

"What's wrong with that?"

Danny shrugged. "ACAB. But also because everybody knows that half the guys in the GCPD and CPS are child traffickers."

"Wait, what?" Jason and Tim straightened.

Bruce piped in, the emotional whiplash of amusement to concern to amusement to concern visibly making itself known on the man's baffled face. "I thought Batman and Commissioner Gordon took care of that?"

"Sure, the obvious ones." Danny hesitated. Well, he's pretty sure they think he's a meta so... "There's... a meta trafficking ring that they're a part of. That's. That's kind of what I was running from."

Danny looked up pleadingly. Cass placed a hand on his arm in comfort, not knowing that he was fibbing about running from them.

Danny was on the streets helping his own Alley metas to run from them.

Danny is as feral as she was, and that meant he could hide just as much as she could read off of him. Cass was the best and he felt kind of bad about lying to her, successfully or not.

"Uh. Some people said you know Batman, Bruce. I know- uh, that might not be the case but if you do, could you ask him to look into it?" Danny made his eyes tear up. "And maybe he wouldn't care about me much, I mean, I know he doesn't really like metas but if he helps out, I could totally like, leave the city once the kids are safe, promise."

Ooh, Danny put a little too much sincerity into that. He could practically hear the hearts breaking in the game room as everyone glared at Bruce.

"You won't have to leave."

"... Promise?" And Danny's voice was a little too desperate, too hopeful, because Bruce's eyes tugged down in sadness.

"Promise." He rumbled, all Bruce Wayne and all Batman. Danny's core warmed. Danny also saw the rest of the family's faces darken in pure agreement. And partial wrath.

"Yeah! We'll kick Batman's ass if he even thought about kicking you out!" Stephanie proclaimed.

"He's far more proficient in combat than you are, Brown." Damian immediately leapt to Batman's defense and that was that.

Well, later, as Danny was "sleeping" and Phantom was hovering in the cave, invisible and intangible, he got confirmation that his Alley meta kids were going to be safe, soon.

After all, the entire Batclan was suiting up and baying for blood, with Oracle's all encompassing presence behind them, fingers reaching for their enemies' weak points.

#batman #danny phantom #dc x dp #jason todd #bruce wayne #tim drake #dick grayson #red hood #nightwing #red robin #duke thomas #the signal #damian wayne #robin #stephanie brown #the spoiler #cassandra cain #black bat #oracle #barbara gordon #bamf danny phantom #danny phantom playing victim but he's an unreliable narrator #and was totally marked for trafficking before brucie wayne picked him up #danny trauma dumping on family game night #lab safety? danny doesn't know her #danny experiencing familial affection: who me?? #danny winning monopoly like a capitalist villain that Sam unknowingly told him how to be via her rants #danny ate paint as an experiment #I'd like it to go on record that've I have never eaten paint

[angelltheninth]

JJK Men being sucked off 🙏

Oh you don't have to beg for that, but it is kinda fun to see how much you want it, I like knowing people really want more of my content.

Pairing: Yuuji, Sukuna, Megumi, Gojo, Nanami, Geto, Toji x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, blowjob, handjob, cockworship, encouragement, hair-pulling, cum swallowing, facial, rough oral

A/N: Okay, I think I'm slowly breaking the writing slump curse. At least I hope.

YUUJI

Keeps his hips still while whimpers fall from his lips, combining with the loud slurping sounds coming from you. Leaves most of the control to you since he wants to know what you're capable of, and he's not sure he could thrust upwards and not cause you to choke, he's a little thick so he doesn't want you to get hurt. Could be made to come many times over but you need to give him a few minutes in between, he has a lot of stamina so recovery is no issue.

SUKUNA

Uses you like a toy when you're sucking him off. He can let you do your own thing for a little while but its only a matter of time before his hands grip the roots of your hair and he starts keeping your head down until he hears you choking. You better make that sound very clear for him, he's a demon so he doesn't have a good feel for how long a human woman can go without air. If you feel like you can't make a sound then you can scratch him, he likes those too, they feel nice.

MEGUMI

Tries his damn hardest to keep his composure when you're on his knees, your hand around the base of his cock and your lips smeared with pre-cum, kissing up and down his throbbing length. If he had less control you'd be a drooling mess right now. But fuck, if you look at him like that he might make you into one anyway. Use your words if you want it, you might be cockdrunk but he wants to hear you say you want him to fuck you until you can't think.

GOJO

Enjoys it a lot when you're suck him off after a mission, that's kind of the best time for him, especially if he used his powers. Makes any energy he spent get right back into him, he needs it if he's gonna fill your pussy up later. Speaking off, he can hear you running your fingers down there, your sucking is loud but not so loud as to mask one of his favorite sounds in the world. You did well on the mission today, so you can have fun too, as long as your mouth stays on his cock.

NANAMI

This can be a nice wake up call for him, but you always have to start it off a little bit earlier then he wakes up if you want to make his morning wood go away before work. Mostly keeps his eyes closed to enjoy the warm feeling of your mouth around him but he peaks when you hum. Seeing his whole cock in your mouth, your nose close to his abs like that and a thick ring of cum forming at the base of the cock is a vision he commits to his brain for the rest of the day.

GETO

He will straddle your face and keep his cock in your mouth, let you squirm for air under him, let your tongue trace the veins in his cock as it throbs. Do you want to be able to move for him? Yes? Push him away then, with all your strength and take his cock, suck it like your life depends on it. Because it just might. If he has no use for you then, why keep you around. You want to be useful, you want to gulp down every drop of his cum as the tip keeps sinking deep into your throat, proving yourself, your loyalty to him.

TOJI

No better sight then you on his knees begging to taste his cock while he denies you. You can have his cum on your face but you need to beg harder if you want it in your mouth instead. Just like that, such a good slut for him. If you slow down for even a second he will make it so you have a very hard time forming words for the rest of the day. Keep all your attention on his cock, while he keeps giving you more cum to drink down. See? A win-win.

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omfg i love your fics they’re so funny 😭😭 i had an idea for a max fic that i think you would do so well 🫶 so like she’s his teammate and she has a bf (no idea who but prob another athlete or something since they tend to kinda be fboys 👀 but not another driver please because those dynamics make me cringe in second hand embarrassment 🙏) then he like cheats on her publicly, but she decides to live in idgafistan and max helps her make her ex jealous 😝 but he’s like actually been into her for a really long time and everyone ships them and stuff and then he bags her with his irresistible chronically offline awkward white boy rizz 💋

summary; cheaters deserve to get cheated out of their career, or at least that's how max justifies destroying your ex's life

pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]

warnings; suggestive language, swearing

a/n; DISCLAIMER the boyfriend is made up and also a sims 2 reference, if by chance there is a real tennis player by the name of Dominic Lothario im so sorry sir this was not written with you in mind ALSO this is my VERY sneaky way of telling everyone my favorite song is trophäe by paula carolina so naturally i had to shove the word trophy everywhere to justify using lyrics as the title I HOPE I DID YOUR PROMPT JUSTICE also i skipped over singapore because we don't talk about singapore

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maxverstappen1 The only time I've cheated.

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feeltheorange WHAT DID HE SAYYYY

meepshoemaker the double take i just did cracked my neck

yukinator22 NAHHHHHHHHH

albogeant BRO DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER LMAOOOOOOOO

ynln7 everyone has permission to laugh i came up with the caption

pierregasly Thank god charles_leclerc I'm going to hell I laughed before I saw your comment pierregasly Me too ynln7 assholes (affectionately)

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ynln7 anyway

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christianhorner This is not the team bonding I was talking about

charles_leclerc Shut up, some of us have waited years for this pierregasly Seconded danielricciardo Third...ed?

simplyclerc LET HIM COOK

lionkingseb max verstapprizz

mcmango he saw an opportunity and he took it

redbullpapaya i manifested this with magic beyond the human comprehension

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redbullracing An immaculate performance today from @ maxvestappen1 and @ ynln7 that’s a 6th Constructors’ Championship for the team!! 🏆 CONGRATULATIONS, WORLD CHAMPIONS!!

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super_max they know they ate

staraikkonen the blueprint for all powercouples

shadownorris LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

angelricciardo talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference

dominic_lothario 👎

redbullracing Shouldn't you be looking for a job? What are you doing in our comments.

kirbyvettel MAXY/N SWEEP

maxverstappen1 The trophy is not my only win this week @ ynln7

ynln7 ok now let me pass you maxverstappen1 No 🧡 You're pretty in p2

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ynln7 celebrating the win the RIGHT way (playing f1 2023)

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easportsf1 Amen

ynln7 LMAO

maxverstappen1 I let you win

ynln7 bruised ego alert

christianhorner Such a RESPONSIBLE team, aren't we?

orangleclerc THE T-SHIRT

strawberryrosberg Did they turn down the afterparty invite for this because mad respect

charles_leclerc Tell me your record, I'll beat it

ynln7 in your dreams, leclerc maxverstappen1 Beat us in real life first charles_leclerc First of all.

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