Superhuman or Alien from the group: You should've tried harder!
Regular Human: Oh! Right! By doing what?! I'm a human! If I fall in the wrong way, I die!
Assassin: Didn't you mean "fall in the right way"?
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Pest Control
So if you've been looking at my posts lately you'll realize I've been fixating on Queen Danny. And I'm going to keep doing that. But let me grind up some new concepts to throw in.
You think that bugs can become ghosts? Other than singular ones like in Doctor's Disorders? Not really. They're not as obsessed or driven enough to be fully formed, and areas where they become even blobs via excess ecto would probably have a bunch of blob eaters or something balancing it out. So the singular ones in that episode would be much more rare in comparison.
And ghosts who control bugs don't count. We're talking about bugs being the ghosts.
But what about those mass insect killings? Pest control, or when a full apartment building lights on fire and there's enough ectoplasm around? You get a Hive.
Hives always prefer to work together, since even at their creation they are made up thousands or even millions of the creepy crawlies. They either form a body from tiny bodies or chose a majority that can represent it properly. So they can just meld and split without concern.
And in the bug and insect world, more often than not, the Queen is at the top. Pariah didn't count, he didn't even like the Hives. On the other limb, High Queen Phantom had created a clutch of her own.
Once she came into power, the Hives wish to fulfill her desires, as insect kingdom instincts demand and through newfound loyalty. They do so, to the detriment of everyone else.
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Hi! I'm here for the requestober. Could you draw Handplates!Gaster and Scriabin interacting? Not in any specific way, whatever you think is fine ❤️
Day 9 - Also stop following me
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Hey do you remember all those videos of Fernando smelling flowers? Haha yeah....
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imagine finding workarounds to be physically affectionate with your monster or non-human F/O who's body is incompatible with traditional means of physical affection
they have fangs, a beak, just flat bone with no flesh for lips, or some else for mouth and can't kiss? imagine bumping foreheads and or nuzzling each other's cheeks as a replacement for kissing
they have claws, talons, or some other kind of feature that makes handholding impossible or dangerous? maybe you grab their wrist or higher up instead, or just lean in closer. maybe you gently hold onto their shirt or fur instead
maybe they're something untouchable all together, and they read you stories or ramble to feel closer. maybe they can move objects and will tug on your shirt or flick your hair. maybe they can pass through you without it causing harm or discomfort, making you tickle or feel a little chill
your F/O would be so happy at all effort you are putting in to just be a little closer to them
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Nono previous egg anon, egg laying reader fucking and impregnating any one they can reach. Male, female, other, who cares? Alien/monster reader doesn't.
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Holy. Fucking shit?!?!
I was out getting breakfast, right, and a waitress says "i like your Camp Jupiter shirt" and i was just?!??! Absolutely Scalped,.,...,. I didnt know what to say, 😭 i managed to stutter out a 'thank you' and then she asked me who my favorite character was and i said Reyna cuz yk shes amazing and she said 'oh yeah i really like her too' and like??!? Ik it was a very mundane and normal interaction technically but i was just frozen?!?!? I forgit that Actual People that are Not Just On Tumblr like the same things as me 😭💀
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SCREMS my snautsticic child
he is trying ok!!!!!! one tiny snake human hybrid built from the cave-ground-up, , attempting to learn all the implicit rules of humanness?! as if it isn't already tough enough out here!!!!
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Demihumanflux
Transspecies identity label to identify those who have a static part and a fluid part to their transspecies identity* or those who identify as humanflux but not fully or those who fluctuate between being and not being demihuman.
*Ex.: Feeling human sometimes but always feeling non-human in some way, while you can fluctuate to feeling fully non-human, you can also feel not totally non-human, possibly half-human or just feeling kind of both at the same time.
Never did coinings or flags, that's my first time! Also, this can be a recoining if so... that's a pride flag or an alternative pride flag, if that's not recoining, feel free to make alternative flags, i'm not a fan of mine so much lol
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This is what it's like talking about your non-human romantic F/Os to your friends who don't self-ship.
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imagine loving your moral F/O loving through time itself despite being an immortal
even as they die and reincarnate countless times, you find them just to love them all over again. you are drawn to them like a moth to a flame, bound and relentless in you need to be theirs
as far as you are concerned, and maybe as far as fate itself is concerned, you are soulmates, destined to be together forever, even if you are also always going to lose them to
you have grieved you a thousands times, but everytime they never regret it
you love your F/O, and they love you, forever and always, until the end time
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Are you angry with her?? You would inform her if you were angry with her, correct? It would be illogical not to, of course. There’s probably a perfectly valid reason for your frustration so please inform her right away if there’s ever a problem and she will do her best to correct it. Just to be certain - you are not currently angry with her, yes? She’s only checking because she isn’t quite as adept at reading expressions as she’d prefer and you might - ah, you seem frustrated. Ensign? Ensign? Are you truly certain you aren’t-
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"The topic of Megatron and Optimus is... complicated."
"I don't know about Cybertron, but on Earth it's complicated has a different meaning than I think you think it does."
*rapid typing and accessing of urban dictionary*
"Yeah no the Earth meaning has it right on target they're its-complicateds."
*sounds of dying from laughter permeate the room*
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