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apomaro-mellow · 8 months

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Matchmaking Harringtons 2

Diane wanted to ask more about Steve's interaction with the cashier, but she remembered being a youngin. The more questions she asked, the more Steve would close up. She didn't know what her husband had said to get things started, but clearly they needed a different angle.

She said as much that evening as she and Jonas got ready for bed. He protested, as she knew he would, but it was her turn now.

So right away the next day, she returned to the mall, hoping Steve's intended would be there. And to her luck, he was.

"Hello, hi", she waved as she approached the counter.

"Hi. Did you need help finding anything?"

"Oh no, not really", Diane said. "You see...", she looked to his name tag. "Eddie, I don't know if you remember but yesterday my husband and I were here with our son, Steve?"

Eddie's cheeks got red and his mouth turned to a straight line. Diane would take that as a good sign.

"We really want Steve to find someone special", Diane said in a low voice, leaning in a bit. "Now I don't know what my husband told you, but I'm here to give you a bit of advice."

"Advice....on getting a date...with your son?", Eddie said slowly as if speaking to an alien.

"Yes. Now here's our number. Call today, we'll make sure he answers. And ask him out."

"Your son? On a date?"

"You've got to be assertive, really make use of this...", Diane gestured to his whole being, "alternative look you've got going. Steve's never dated anyone like you so I'm sure he'll get a thrill having a taste of rebellion."

Eddie smirked as he took the paper with the number written on it. "Getting permission to be rebellious kind of takes the fun out of it. Uh, where should I take him?"

"Some place where he'll get a real rush of danger", Diane suggested.

"A dive bar?"

"He's not of drinking age yet and I am still his mother. I've got to act the part." Diane had definitely drunk underage, but her parents didn't know about it. She was pretty certain Steve had partaken while hanging with his friends. But as long as she didn't see it, she could play dumb. "Where do you and your friends normally hang around?"

"Dive bars", Eddie answered.

Diane pursed her lips as she thought of the best course of action. "I've got it. You're going to say you're taking him out to dinner. But when you pick him up, you'll actually be taking him out to a movie."

Eddie was silent as he did the mental math. Tell the parents one thing, but do another, thus the rush of rebellion. Dinner was public and respectable. But two young folks could fool around in a dark theater. It was honestly something he might try to do.

"Okay, I asked your hubbie yesterday if this is entrapment and I just need to ask again."

"Our Steve is a good boy. He...just has trouble holding onto someone. We don't know if it's him or the girls. We just want him to find someone special."

"...How special? Like, should I be making room on my hand?", he asked, wiggling his ring covered fingers.

"Not that special. Just enough to get him on the right track."

Eddie looked down to the number, then this strange woman again. He braced his hands against the counter and took in a deep breath. "Alright. I'm a gambling man. My break's at noon. I'll call him then."

"Wonderful. And whatever you do, don't tell him that we came to you."

"I don't even know how to begin that conversation", Eddie admitted.

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Diane was staring at the phone like she was the one waiting for a date to call. Jonas and Steve were watching a game on the tv and she was practically guarding the phone, using dirty dishes as an excuse. When it started to ring, she bit her lip to keep from smiling too much.

"Steve, sweetie, can you get that? My hands are wet."

"Got it", Steve said, picking up the phone on the third ring. "Hello, Harrington residence."

Diane was pretty much just pretending to do the dishes at this point, eavesdropping on Steve's side of the conversation the best she could without looking obvious. She fought the urge to jump for joy when she heard Steve confirm that he would be seeing the caller this Friday at 7.

"Alright. See you then", Steve said, the cord twirled around his finger. "Bye."

He hung up the phone, a dreamy smile on his face and Diane knew that look for sure but she reigned in her own expression. She was about to ask but Jonas beat her to it.

"Who was on the phone?", he called out.

"Oh, um, it was...", Steve was clearly debating how much to tell them, if anything. He took a breath as he decided to trust them. "It was that guy from the music place. He wants to grab a bite this weekend."

"Grab a bite, huh?", Jonas sat up a bit in his chair.

"Yes. Just a little something, we'll probably go to Benny's or whatever", Steve crossed his arms like he always did when he was trying to downplay something.

He then quickly excused himself to go up to his room and Diane dried her hands off for real. She went over to Jonas and nudged him, then nodded to the stairs.

"What woman? I'm not psychic."

"Go and listen. I bet you anything he's calling a friend right now to tell about the date."

"Are we really dropping eaves on our son now?"

"Go and listen!", she whispered urgently.

Taking his sweet time, Jonas got up and crept up the stairs. Steve's door was closed of course, but when he put an ear to the door, he could hear him walking about the room and talking to someone on the line in his room.

When he figured he'd heard enough, he came back downstairs to report to his wife.

"Well?"

"He's talking to that one girl he never dated, Robin?"

"About Eddie?"

Jonas nodded. Apparently the other day, Steve thought he didn't make the best impression on him when buying the music. He thought he came off as boring compared to Eddie. So he was surprised to get his call.

Diane couldn't help but be a little smug. Now the ball was rolling.

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Saturday night was here and at 7 o'clock sharp, the Harringtons heard a loud engine enter their driveway. Steve came downstairs but instead of going to the door, went to the bathroom and did a final check in the mirror as the bell rang.

Jonas opened the door and got a load of date night Eddie. The ripped jeans were still there. But now instead of the uniform shirt and name tag, he was wearing a t-shirt that Jonas was just guessing had album art on it and a ratty denim vest.

"Evening Mr. Harrington. Is Steve ready yet?"

"I am", Steve said, appearing behind his dad.

"You two have fun at the diner. Have him back by 11", Diane said as she saw them off.

Jonas was oddly quiet the whole time. Diane just waited him out, knowing he'd announce any opinions he had once they were alone. In fact the moment he closed the door, he turned to her.

"How sure are we about Eddie?"

"Oh here we go. Were we so sure about Chloe? Or Mary Lee?"

"I just thought he might clean up a little more for a date, that's all."

"The important thing is that Steve likes him."

They spent their evening, drinking some wine and watching a movie. But they made sure to be up in their room before it got too late. They wanted the boys to have just a smidge of privacy when they returned.

All the lights were off when they heard that roaring engine come back at 11:15.

"They're late", Jonas said. "That's a good sign."

Diane smiled. They were both listening hard for any sort of sound that might tell them how the night went. They heard the front door open. It was about two minutes before it actually closed. Another good sign. Steve tiptoed up the stairs but in the quiet of the night and them holding their breath, he was easily heard.

The door to his room closed and Diane gripped Jonas' arm tight. "Do you think it went well?"

"Are you gonna go knock on his door and ask? Or should we tap his phone line this time?" Jonas chuckled at his wife's pout. "We'll hear about it in due time. Good night, Di."

"Good night."

They both settled in, officially this time. If things kept going well like this, they'd be inviting Eddie over to dinner soon.

Part 4

Don't worry, we're gonna get some actual steddie focus soon. And Jonas still needs to warm up to Eddie all the way.

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roseykat · 6 months

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Right, so, uhm..

I need minsung thoughts. smutty, dirty thoughts. they drive me feral.

Do you have any headcanons or hard thoughts about them

well I’m glad you asked bc

1: Minho likes toying with Jisung’s mouth. Whether it’s with the tip of his cock or his fingers. He likes to slick them up with Jisung’s spit, getting ready to finger fuck him after being prepped well.

2: Minho loves watching Jisung practically sob over the fact that he won’t fuck him, sometimes because he’s been acting up or might have broken a rule – something along those lines. This would sort of fall under the scope of begging which Minho can never get enough of.

3: Jisung is just a hole for Minho (in the best way possible). They have this consent system where whenever Minho is horny and needs Jisung, Jisung allows his boyfriend to just take him on the spot. Jisung’s in the shower? Shower sex. He’s cooking dinner in the kitchen? Jisung is getting bent over the counter. In the lounge watching a movie? Jisung can multitask taking dick and watching some TV.

4: Whenever Minho cums inside Jisung, he makes the habit of slowly continuing to fuck him until he visibly sees the ring of cream around his cock. This also sort of ties in with number 5 below.

5: Jisung folds for creampies (if Minho is nice enough to give him one). There’s just something he loves about that warm fuzzy feeling whenever Minho cums inside him and pulls out just to watch it slowly drip down his thighs.

6: The dirty talk between these two goes hard. They’re so shameless because they’re so in love with each other and just live to make each other feel so good (sexually and non-sexually). But Minho would be buried in Jisung - to the hilt and saying things like, ‘you like that, huh? I know you do because your eyes are rolling back.’ Whereas Jisung would practically egg Minho on, saying ‘fuck me harder,’ ‘make me cum,’ ‘wanna cum so bad for you.’

7: Public sex. Imo, these two would somehow manage to go at it in public too. Whether it’s a handjob under the table surrounded by friends, fucking each other's brains out in the bathroom, smashing in the dressing room at some clothing store, Jisung sucking off Minho on an empty carriage on a train – who knows with them honestly.

8: Jisung likes to be manhandled and Minho likes to manhandle. This dynamic of theirs creates for some times where the sex will end up being rough. Rough to the point where Jisung is coming out of those rounds with bruises and Minho has a sickening line of hickies and deep red scratches down his back.

9: Minho’s moans are pornographic and Jisung lives to hear them. It’s one of the reasons why he wants to make Minho feel good in bed; just to hear him moan like that. They’re so strained, and raspy at times yet all in all so angelic. Mixed in with Jisung’s whimpering and slight high pitched moans could easily make for an amazing porno.

10: Jisung is amazing at giving head, but his hubby? Next level. Minho has tricks that can make Jisung cum in under a minute if he’s fully hard. But he typically uses oral as a method to either tease or edge the fuck out Jisung like elongating the strokes with his mouth, really dragging it out, or maybe he just isolates it at the tip of Jisung’s cock. Depends how mean he feels.

11: Jisung is a cum slut. If he’s not asking for it inside of him, he’s asking for it on his face, abdomen, thighs, and chest but particularly in his mouth which is a dream for Minho because he can just fuck Jisung’s mouth until he cums. But Jisung will gladly on any given day, take a warm, white load from Minho, swallow it, and then smile up at him like the menace he is.

I was summoned to write some of my hc’s and here they are, especially the ones that i cannot stop thinking about 😭🫠😵‍💫

#lee know smut #han jisung smut #skz smut #stray kids smut #rosiewritesskz #minsung #minsung smut

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thehusbandoden · 11 months

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Mha Boys React to

You Not Saying I Love You Back

Izuku, Bakugou, Shoto, Kiri and Denki

Fluff- slight angst- crack

This is another old one 🥲

Mentions of KamiJirou and Izucho in Shoto's

Izuku:

You always loved pranking Izuku, you got lots of views, and your followers absolutely loved him. You've been hoping to try this trend for a while now, and decided that you would go through with it today. So, once Izuku was ready for work and came to say goodbye, you had a camera hidden as you sat on the couch, reading a book.

Izuku strolled over to you on the couch and kissed your head gently. "I'm leaving now Puppy, I love you, I'll see you tonight." Smiling you kissed his lips gently, "K. See you tonight Zuku." Frowning slightly Izuku stood there for a few moments before gently petting your head, "I love you."

You nodded and grabbed his hand to leave a gentle kiss. "I know, bye Baby." Frowning deeper Izuku took both of your hands and made you look him in the eye. "I love you." ".... I know." "That's not what you're supposed to say." Izuku frowned. Forcing yourself not to break you say, "Bye~!" "Do you not love me?! What did I do wrong?! I'm so sorry! Was it because I- *Panic muttering*".

Finally not being able to take it you burst out in laughter. "No~! Baby~ it was a prank! I love you, I love you, I love you!" You exclaim, wrapping Izuku in your arms, kissing his forehead in between your multiple 'love yous'. "Oh, I thought you didn't love me anymore! (y/n)~ don't do that to me~!" Izuku whined, causing you to giggle even more.

Bakugou:

Your followers LOVED your husband. I mean, he was HILARIOUS! They ate up his reactions in literal seconds. Whenever you posted a prank, or any kind of video/short with him in it, it would instantly blow up. And so, you decided to do one of your followers recommendations.

I mean, you knew that your husband would explode, but you knew that he wouldn't kill his (s\o). Right??? And so, right before your husband was going to go out with his friends you set up a camera in your living room, hiding it with the number 2 hero Lord Explosion Murder Dynamite's merch (You have a LOT in your house, both bc you love your hubby to death, and he has the biggest ego in the MHA universe.)

Once the camera was set up you went back to the couch and scrolled on TikTok, replying to your followers here and there. When Bakugou finally came out of your bedroom you stopped yourself from giving in as you watched his muscles appreciatively. Holding strong, you swallowed as he walked towards you.

"Oi. I'm leaving now." Bakugou grunted, stooping down for you to kiss him. Kissing him teasingly you almost giggle as Bakugou huffed when you pulled away quicker then he wanted. "Oi. I said I'm leaving." "Okay. Have fun, future number one." You reply, intentionally not initiating an 'I love you' like usual. "I love you idiot." Bakugo muttered, a light blush on his cheeks.

Bakugou hardly ever said those three words, so you almost gave up. But you knew that this would EXPLODE so you decided to go on. "I know. Have fun." You reply, causing Bakugou to halt. "You're forgetting something." Bakugou growled, red eyes glaring daggers at you. "Hmm? Oh, be safe." You smile sweetly, internally dying inside.

"Say it. Now." Bakugou growled. "What do you want me to say? Keep Denki and Sero in line so you won't get kicked out again?" "Y know what. Forget it." Bakugou grumbled, turning to leave. "Wait Baby no~ it was just a prank!" You chase him as he walks out the door, apologizing profusely.

Shoto:

You really didn't want to do this. Like really, really didn't want to do this. But, Denki confessed to Jiro so you had to. You never broke your promises, ever. And one of this level? It would be a sin. I mean come on, you've been shipping them for at least four years, (You guys graduated U.A. like a year and a half ago) and have been trying to get them together for two.

Finally, Denki confessed and Jiro agreed on letting him take her on a date. So, you decided to put yourself, and your sweet husband in agony. A short lived agony, yet an agony all the same. (Yes, I am quite dramatic.) And so here you were, filming a prank video for Denki's prank channel.

If this became popular Denki made Izuku promise that he would confess to Ururaka, so you had to do your best, I mean come on~ two of your favorite ships FINALLY getting together? It was a dream come true! And so, here you were, on your and Shoto's bed, waiting for your beloved husband to say goodnight before he went on patrol.

Being the number 3 hero he usually took a late night shift so he could spend more time with you. (Sweet Baby <3) Giggling at a prank Mina pulled on Bakugou (Not a ship! I repeat, not a ship!) you were surprised when you felt Shoto lay on top of you.

"I gotta go Love, but I'll be back in about an hour. I love you, don't stay up all night watching Bakugo blow up again. Deal?" Shoto asked, causing you to giggle softly. "Only if you promise to not stay up fighting villains all night!" You tease, causing Shoto to sigh. "

"Love, you know that's out of my control." Shoto replied softly, giving you a sweet kiss on your neck, causing you to shiver with delight. "Same here! I mean come on, Bakugou being ignored is utterly hilarious! Also I need to show Denki some love, look at his channel! It's basically dying right now!" Chuckling softly Shoto gave you a kiss on your head.

"Okay, but once I get back you need to get off and show me some love instead. Okay?" Shoto compromised, earning a smirk from you. "Deal!" Smiling fondly Shoto gave you yet another kiss on your head. "Love you. Have a good night, I'll be back as soon as possible." "Come back soon~ but be safe!" You exclaim.

Shoto continued getting off of you and started walking downstairs, seemingly not noticing you failed to verbalize your love. You intensely listened as you waited for your beloved Shoto to come back up. You snorted as you heard Shoto's footsteps suddenly stop. You forced yourself to not giggle as Shoto walked up again, walking into your room he stood and just stared at you.

"Did you forget something?" You ask, completely smitten at the adorable look he gave you. "No, but I believe you did." Shoto replied. You smiled, "Oh? Did i? Well go kick some as-" "(Y/n). Please, I love you." "I know! Have a good patrol!" "Y/n. I love you so, so much. I mean it, I really do." Shoto frowned, feeling bad you realized that he was actually getting insecure now.

He tended to do that, no matter how perfect he was he always found a way to compare himself to other men, saying he's not good enough. Or even worse, he compares himself to Endeavor, that peace of (I don't cuss, so I couldn't tell you 😒) which broke your heart.

Depending on how broken he was the longer it took you to calm him down, and reassure him that he was utterly perfect to you and nothing at all like his shizzy old man. (Yes I just wrote shizzy. Why? Cause shizzy is the same as shiz.) Now feeling bad you walked over to him and enveloped him in your arms.

"Oh Baby, it was a stupid prank, I'm so sorry. I love you too. So, so much." You comfort. And so after his patrol you spent the rest of the night cuddling and spouting words of love. Yes, it took a while of unconditional love for him to feel whole again. (The vid blew up FAST I mean, Denki now has a whopping new 483 followers. And they keep coming.)

Kirishima:

You and your boyfriend were currently in a prank war. It all started when Kiri, that sweet, sweet baby of your's decided to ignore you. Two years have passed since then, and both of you are third years in U.A. high. Last week your boyfriend decided to start a argument and pass out. Yeah, you weren't happy. And so, you were going to get revenge. Your prank channel has almost a million followers, about half on your side, while the other on Kiri's. Smirking you set up the camera in your boyfriend's dorm. Kiri was in the bathroom getting ready for the gym, and Bakugou was going to be over shortly to drive him. (Ummm pray for Kiri's life. Driving with Bakugo??!💀)

You looked up as you heard Kiri open the door, stepping into your view in the process. I mean, you two were still kids, so you haven't you know, *cough cough*. But~ that doesn't mean that you can't like what you see... ANYWAYS! He had a red tank top on, which show cased his muscles beautifully.

He had black shorts and a red head band which pulled back his hair from his face. Smiling widely you looked him in the eyes, causing him to blush. "So... I look good?" Kiri asked, face as red as his beautiful hair. "Good? Eiji.... you look stunning! I mean drop dead gorgeous. I would literally date you in a heartbeat- scratch that I would marry you in a heart beat! SO manly!" You ramble, causing your gorgeous boyfriend's neck and ears to start turning red as well.

Before Kiri could could respond the door was kicked open. "ENOUGH WITH THIS CRINGEY SHIZ AND GET YOUR *Dadadada* OUT HERE NOW!" Bakugo yelled, causing both you and Kiri to sigh. "Well, I love you Baby, I'll be back in a few hours." Kiri promised. Stooping down to kiss you he slightly frowned when you responded with, "Mkay, have fun." "I love you." He repeated after giving you a loving kiss on your lips.

"Mhm, have fun." Scoffing Bakugo stormed off and yelled, "I'LL BE IN THE CAR! DON'T TAKE TO LONG, THAT MEANS NO FU-" "YES! THANK YOU, WE KNOW!" Kiri yelled, face a dark red. Giggling you kissed his hand, "Bye Baby, have fun being screamed at." "Wait... aren't you forgetting something?" "Make sure to keep Bakubeast in check?"

Kirishima would normally chuckle, but instead of him blessing you with the sound of his laugh he just frowned deeper. "Baby... Pebble... Do you love me?" "Why do you ask? But Baby, you gotta go, you're gonna be late." "Please say you love me!" "Baby~ you're gonna be late~!" Kiri pouted and then kissed you on your head. "Bye, love you." He said in a defeated tone, breaking your heart.

Normally, you would go over to him and smother him with love and promise him that it's just a prank. But, you had to stay strong, the prank he pulled was so~ mean! After a few hours Kiri came back to your dorm, sweaty and tired. It looked like he almost forgot about your neglect, but knowing Kiri he wouldn't forget it until you fix it.

After Kiri greeted you with an 'I love you' and a kiss on the temple he went to go shower. (Please just pretend that third years have showers in their dorms or something!) After his shower Kiri let you dry his hair, something that you LOVED doing when it was fluffy and just washed. Time skip: about an hour or two later.

"Hey... (y/n)." Kirishima called, hesitation heavy in his voice. "Yes Baby?" You ask. "A-are you mad at me? I'm really sorry.. I don't know what I did wrong, but I'll fix it! Promise!" Giggling at his eagerness you decided to end his misery.

"Oh my poor Baby! I'm sorry! I love you, I love you, I love you~!!!" You exclaim, jumping off the bed to wrap your worried boyfriend in a hug. "Wait.... was this a prank?! (Y/n)! SO~ mean!" Kiri laughed, wrapping his arms around you he peppered your neck, face and head with kisses.

Giggling you cuddle for the rest of the night, the video blew up and your followers are now asking for more Bakugou content. Though, I would stop being smug right about now, and start preparing for Kiri's next prank.

Denki:

Denki told you that he wouldn't prank you, but come on. His followers have seen you in a few of his prank videos, and boy oh boy did they love you. They requested time and time again for him to prank you, so he did. And you did NOT like that. And because he broke his word, you'll break your's. And so here you were, intro already filmed and camera set up.

"Nugget~ Baby Nuggy~" Denki called, winking at the camera you looked up as Denki walked into the room. "Yes Bubs?" "I need to go~" Denki whined, walking over to you he wrapped his arms around you and started kissing your face repeatedly causing you to giggle. "Mkay, don't overuse your quirk. Be safe!" You encourage.

Kissing Denki sweetly you lent back as he started to deepen the kiss. "You got to go Bubs. See you in the morning!" Groaning Denki leaned in to give you a quick peck on the lips. "I love you. Have a good night." "Have a good night!" You chirp, internally giggling as he stopped.

"I love you." Denki repeated, leaning down to look you in the eye as he kissed your nose. "Denki~ don't be late! Bakugou WILL kill you!" You exclaim, giving him a light push as he tried to kiss you further. "Baby~ I love you~" Denki whined, clinging to your neck like a child. "I know, I know! Just go to work!" You order, stifling your giggles as your boyfriend acted like a literal child.

"(Y/n)... please say you love me." Denki sniffled, a pout staining his cheerful face. Yes, you knew that you should've lasted longer, but come on! That pout! "Baby! It was just a prank! I love you~" You pout, wrapping your arms around Denki in a hug. "(Y/n)! Really?!" Denki whined, causing you to giggle. You laugh as you see Denki's playful pout, before pulling him in for more kisses. (First time writing Denki, hope I did an okay job).

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ravennaortiz · 2 months

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Story 1 : Jax and Chibs

Summary: Part of the Three: The Magic Number Series. Reader x 2 of the Sons/Mayans. Purely smut. Click here for what led up to the events of this story. As always 18+

Jax stormed down the dorm hall practically kicking the door to Chibs room in. Slamming the door shut behind him he turned to face the two of you. "Need something Laddie?" inquired Chibs with a raised brow and smirk as he trailed his hands down your side making you bite your lip. "She's mine" he stated firmly his icy eyes locked on Chibs. "Yet I'm dripping down her thighs" chuckled Chibs as he started lifting your dress back up to prove his point.

Jax clenched his jaw in anger as his eyes moved down to your bare legs that were slowly being displayed to him. "Lay down on the bed Lassie and show your hubby my offering" ordered Chibs as he pushed you down on the bed. You shivered at the tension in the air as heat pooled between your thighs.

Jax couldn't help himself as he licked his lips as he stared at your dripping cunt. The idea of another man being in what was suppose to be his had his own cock coming to life. Without a word he moved to the bed and pulled you to the edge before burying his face between your thighs. He groaned as he tasted the exotic mix of you and Chibs that danced along his tongue.

Moaning you pushed your hips up trying to fuck yourself on Jax's skilled tongue as he dipped in and out of you. Within minutes he had you cumming on his tongue as Chibs watched stroking himself. Right before he came he grabbed Jax by his hair and yanked his face up before shooting his cum onto it. "Now you are both mine" growled Chibs lowly as he let Jax go before climbing onto the bed with you.

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j-u-u-z-o · 7 months

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Happy Birthday, Baby 🤍 (Kensei x F.reader) 18+ NSFW‼️

🤍HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUBBY 7.30🤍

AN: this is a birthday scenario for my hunky boo and this is like… 2 months late because I was unsure if I wanted to do this - mainly because I didn’t have any ideas. And, I was lazy to edit it. But look what I did - I finally rewrote it. The beginning is a little… you know …so you how it goes. Anyway, I hope you enjoy! ❤️ Sorry for the late birthday post 🥹

*Also, I was in my feelings cuz that’s my hubby, soo yeah. 😩💕

Synopsis: You want to show Kensei one more birthday present before the night ends.

WARNING: Grammar, slow start to smut, NSFW‼️ _______________________________________________

A few hours after celebrating Kensei’s birthday at a local izakaya, you decided to stay the night at his house. The two of you walked under the bright moonlight - holding each other’s hands and listening to the sounds of the night breeze in seireitei.

“Did you have fun, babe?” You asked, looking up at him. “Yeah.” He said, looking straight ahead. Kensei, with his drill sergeant stature, sometimes doesn’t show the easy-going side of him; nor want to admit that he had some fun today. You hoped that he did because it’s his birthday.

The party was held in a small bar in Seireitei. Rangiku, Mashiro, Ikkaku, and others attended the small gathering. You giggled at Shuhei for giving out customized gifts to the guests. Those gifts were a custom made t -shirts with the number “69” and copies of his short stories called, “69 Ways to Get in Shape” and the other “How to Cook Like a Captain.”, which Kensei looked at in disbelief while you and the others tried not to laugh. After all, shuhei looks up to his captain and he was the one who planned all of this, in the end.

“I want you to sign those two books for me when we get home, baby.” You joked, giggling at your boyfriend shaking his head. Kensei seemed annoyed but you knew that he had a good time. “Don’t get cocky.” He mumbled, holding your hand a little tightly. Now standing in front of his door, he unlocked it with his kido spell and slid it open. You stepped inside and took off your sandals and then stood on top step in the genkan - waiting for your boyfriend. Kensei placed his sandals to the side and walked a step closer to you, you wrapped your arms around his neck and your soft lips met his. “Happy birthday, Ken.” You said, in between the kisses. He hummed, slowly wrapping his lips with yours while his hands caresses your form. Soon, he wrapped an arm around your waist and hoisted you up.

Your legs automatically wrapped around his waist. The sounds of lips smacking against each other filled the hallway. You broke the kiss and said, “I have something for you, babe.” You stroked his cheeks with your thumbs. He eyed you curiously. Looking into your orbs for answers. “And I’m not telling you, too.” You added, giggling when he rolled his eyes and walked to his bedroom.

The passionate kisses continued until he sat down on his bed - still holding your form and leaving kisses on your neck. You didn’t want him to stop but you also wanted to make this one last gift worth it. “Wait for me?” You said, pulling back from his neck kisses. He nodded and reluctantly made you slip away from his grasp, and watched you skip to the bathroom. Kensei sighed. He got up and took off his captian uniform and changed into just his boxers.

Minutes passed and you’re still in the bathroom.

“Oi. I’m going to sleep now.” He announced, sounding impatient as he laid down on his back in the bed. “Whatever it is that you have for me, you can give it to me tomorrow. It’s late - I’m going to sleep.” He declared, pulling up the bed covers.

No answer.

Kensei was about to turn away from the door and lay on his side. “Good nig-“ the bathroom door opened. He turned his head back and his eyes widened. “Well, well. Took you long enough, y/n.” He chuckled, his face slowly cracking a grin.

You stood by the door, the bathroom light illuminating your form from outside the dark bedroom. You’re wearing an all white-laced lingerie set. The stockings each had white bows with the end of its tails hanging and it hugged your legs, lovingly. Your breasts hanging in that low (cupped) laced-embroidered bra and the thin white embroidered thong - the sides of the bands clinging above your hips.

You simply looked angelic. You smiled shyly at your boyfriend - he admired your beautiful body. “Hey there.” You spoke softly.

Kensei’s speechless. But his eyes says another.

He’s a sucker for lingerie.

You slowly walked to his side of the bed and noticed how focused he is. On you. “Hey, love.” You greeted him again, smiling softly as Kensei caressed the curve of your ass cheek. “Ready to sleep now, babe?”You asked, teasing him. His lips curved to the side while he grabbed your cheek, gently. His hand felt warm and…needy. “Is that a trick question, babe?” He said, stroking your leg down and moving it up, slowly.

“Maybe~” you giggled. “I guess we’ll just have to find out tomorrow.”, raising your leg over to get on the bed. Kensei’s big hands automatically landed on your waist to hoist you up; so you can straddle him.

Huh? Kensei raised an eyebrow.

You quickly moved over and laid on your side, next to him. Your lifted your leg and laid it over his broad form and laid on your elbow, watching the confused man laid next to you.

“I thought you wanted to go to sleep~” you teased, trying to hide your smile.

“Tch.” He scoffed, rolling his eyes. Kensei gently pulled your form and had you lay above his chest. You straddled him to get comfortable. “What’s the prob-”

Smack! “Ah!” You yelped, surprised by his audacity.“Don’t make me impatient.” He ordered, caressing your ass. You leaned forward and said, “Or what?” You taunted, “you said you were going to sleep, baby.” You reminded the now grumpy man. “Hmph. You’re a stubborn one.” He muttered, gripping the back of your thighs, pushing you up more to feel your clothed warm above his covered member.

“I’m not going to sleep…yet.” Kensei finally admitted.

“Oh? Not anymore?” You continued, your lips close to his.

So stubborn.

Soon after, his lips met yours. He took his time kissing you while his tongue danced around yours. At one point, You flicked your tongue around his and wrapped your lips it and sucked it. Kensei caressed your back while the other squeezed your ass. You felt his warm exhales in your face as the passionate kisses got deeper. You broke the kiss and grounded yourself and began grinding on his covered girth. Your hands were on his chest as you grinded on his member with enough force. Kensei watched you roll your hips against his covered cock. “Unh.” You moaned, your covered folds rubbing on his length from underneath the thin layer of fabric.

Your breathes echoed in Kensei’s ears. He spread his legs and gave a throaty groan when rolled his hips up against yours. “Ahh.” You breathed out, watching your boyfriend sink his head into the pillows. Kensei gripped your hips to keep you there and eventually pushed his feet, bucking up against you. “Shit.” He hissed, his tip poking your covered entrance. “K-ken.” You groaned, bouncing on his covered member each time his hips met yours. “Oh fuck, babe.” He bit his lip and smacked your ass. “Oh yeah.” He breathed out, looking up at how needy you are above him; your assets responding to his ministrations.

The feet of the bed moved as he bucked roughly against you. Causing your bra straps to fall down your shoulders. You pulled it down to your waist and you caressed your breasts; rubbing your nipples in circles with your fingers. Kensei’s open mouthed groans echoed in the room. You leaned down to kiss him, deeply. Pushing his head deep in the pillow as his lips enveloped yours with so much desire, along with Your nipples rubbing against his chest due to his rough pace.

After a while, Kensei moved your form beneath him. He pushed you up so that your head is on the pillow and started leaving kisses on your neck. Your back arched when he licked your nipples and did the same to the other. “Kensei.” you moaned, your fingers stroking his grey hair. He flicked and sucked them, gently. You moaned when he started working his way down between your legs. He lifted your legs from underneath your knees and and spread them open, and left kisses right on the center of your covered clit. You gasped, feeling his warm lips on the embroidered material, making your clit throb.

He pulled it down and threw it somewhere. “These can stay.” Referring to your stockings, stroking your legs and then kissing your inner thighs. Kensei puts puts your legs on top of his broad shoulders and pushed it down to keep his hands underneath your knees. Soon after, he kissed your clit and began flicking your your it, slowly. You pushed your head back in the pillow; you turned your head and looked at the night sky through the window. “Ooh.” You moaned, looking around the sky to mimic the strokes of his tongue exploring your pussy. “Mmm.” You groaned when he dipped his tongue in your folds and licked up to your clit.

After a while, your legs began trembling. It felt too much - his grip on your legs to keep your down was too strong, your mouth was wide open - no words came out. Your back arched when his tongue swirled around the sensitive muscle. Over and over. Your hand gripped his wrists. “K-ken.” You whimpered, squirming under his grip. His hot tongue felt too good flicking your clit. “Mmm.” You cried, tugging his hair as you rode his face all the way to your release. “Ahhh!” You’re twitching in his grip.

Kensei raised himself and asked, “Too much for you, babe?” You whimpered, listening to him chuckle while his fingers stroked your thighs. He sat up on his knees and pulled out his cock from his boxers. You watery eyes blinked several times as you watched him stroke his girth. A few veins all over it and the pinkish tip seeking relief. “Mmm.” You mumbled, sitting up and crawling to his side, settling there.

Kensei brushed your hair to the side with his other hand and the other fondling your breast as you stroked his length. You lips wrapped around the tip and sucked it. “Ahh.” He groaned, feeling your tongue swirl underneath it and enveloping it again. You bobbed your head to slowly take some more of his length. “Shit.” He breathed out, watching you. You kissed the tip over and over again and slid your tongue around the underside of the tip.

You hummed when you took his cock and stroked it while you rubbed it on your nipple. Kensei grunted when he felt his tip rub against the warm flesh. “Come here.” He said, leaning down to kiss your lips. You can both taste each other as the kiss deepened. Sitting up on your knees, Kensei slid his hands down to your ass and grabbed it, gently. He whispered, “get on your knees.” and you gladly got on all fours. He crawled up on his knees to your ass and gave it a light smack. He bucked his hips against your ass and you giggled. Kensei hummed while circled his hips, spreading your legs further apart and gripped your hips. You laid down on your elbows - your back arched and ass in the air. He gave a throaty chuckle and smacked it again.

“Tell me if it hurts.” He spoke, lining his cock to your entrance. He slowly slid his length into your cunt. You breath hitched at how full you’re feeling even though he’s not fully inside of you, yet. You laid your head down on the side and whimpered. You’re still not used to his girth but you know that he would make this sex the best sex ever. In fact, he knows your body very well so you trust him and he knows that. Kensei waited for your signal to move and you nodded. He began rolling his hips up - your tight plush walls hugging him, lovingly. His throaty groans filled your ears as his cock stroked your walls; making you wetter.

After a while, Kensei’s throaty moans bounced off the walls. Encouraging you to push your ass back in sync with his thrusts. “K-ken~” you moaned, feeling your assets respond to his ministrations. You breathed heavily while your face slid up and down against the pillow. The rough skin slapping sounds filled the bedroom; you tucked your lips in and whimpered when the tip hit the spot over and over. “Good. Right there, huh.” He praised in between his thrusts, looking at your glistened face on the pillow, your ass pushing back against his hips, while he bucked into you roughly.

“Right there. Right there.” You pleaded, your nipples rubbing against the sheets, spreading your legs more - digging your knees deep in the bed as he slammed into you. Your soaked cunt echoed in the room along with headboard hitting against the wall. Kensei felt your never ending squeezes of your walls around his cock. “Fuck.” He smacked your ass, pulling your hips back to his. He leaned over your back and left kisses on your neck when he slowed down and whispered, “get on top for me, baby.”

Kensei laid down on his back and pulled you closer to straddle him. Your legs spread out on either side of his legs. Kensei stroked your inner thighs as he watched you line his cock into your entrance. You leaned back on your hands as he held your knees from underneath.

Kensei circled his hips. watching his cock enter in and out you, slowly. “That’s it.” He praised, letting out a throaty moan when he felt your soft walls hug him. Soon after, the quick squelching sounds slapped his pelvis when his deep thrusts quickened.

Kensei looked mesmerized. Watching you take him ride him and take him so well. Your hands on his chest, you breathed out his name while your assets bounced around. “Like that, baby.” He breathed out, his hands reached out for your breasts and caressed your nipples, as he watched you rolled your hips on his cock. “Yeah, like that.” His head fell back on he pillow and he bit his lip, relishing the pleasure of your walls stroking him. “Mmm.” You moaned, feeling his warm hands cup your breasts. His length brushing your walls feels so good. Even your clit rubbing on his pelvis.

You heard the sheets move around when he pushed his feet in and quickly began bucking his hips against yours. You gasped - your walls clenched him each time he hit that spot. “You like that, baby.” He chuckled, he knows. He knows your body so well. You whimpered as your breasts started bouncing around more. “Oh fuck, baby.” His eyes looked down, seeing his cock covered with your arousal. “So wet, shit.” He praised, hearing the sloppy wet sounds coming from your cunt while he thrusted into you, quickly.

You love it. The sounds of your intimacy bouncing of the walls, with the man you love, never ceases to amaze you. His iron grip on your waist to anchor you made you feel so good. “Come here.” Kensei reluctantly stopped and pulled you closer to his chest, moving his hands under your knees. “You’re so needy.” You teased, automatically rolling on hips and kissing him, passionately. He started bucking into your heat deeply. Your breath hitches along with Kensei’s in between the kisses.

Soon after, his pace gets messy. “Ugh.” groaned deeply, his hands grips your hips and pushed it down, to keep you there. He rolled his hips to feel more of you while his pace got more sloppier. “Ahhh. ken.” your voice shakes, his pace making your plush walls clench his length. You managed to raise yourself to hold the headboard, “Ahh..yeah. Right there, ken,” you praised. Kensei sucked his breath.

He felt it.

“Good girl.” His fingers stroked your glistening back while he gave a satisfied open mouth groan. You whimpered, you’re getting close to your release as your soft walls kept clenching him. “Ah-Ken!” Your hips began gyrating, he kept hitting your g-spot that he knows all too well. Kensei quickly gripped your waist and bucked into you roughly. The springs from the mattress and the headboard were getting louder. “Almost there, baby.” His said thickly, His brown orbs looking up at you, deeply. You looked like a twitching mess, your walls kept trembling, squeezing his cock. “Ugh!” You cried out, squirming under his grip when you released, your eyes shut and clenching uncontrollably.

Kensei kept going. The bed creaking roughly on the wooden floor until his thrusts froze. “Fuck.” He breathed out, chest heaving while he gave a few more strokes, his cum leaking down his shaft. “Damn.” He gently smacked your ass, sitting up and wrapping his arms around you.

Kensei gave a few neck kisses, breathless. You tilted your neck, giving him more room while your fingers stroked his glistening back, until he stopped and hid his face in your neck for a moment. His cock is still inside of you and throbbing. “ken?” You softly called, looked down at him holding onto you.

You leaned back and tilted his head slightly. You giggled. Now, he looks sleepy. Courtesy of the post-orgasm. Both of you stared into each other’s eyes - both out of breath, sweaty and completely satisfied.

You asked, “Did you have fun, baby~?”giggling breathlessly at the man in front of you. Kensei gave a throaty chuckle. “Of course, I did.” He stroked your back.

“So you’re not sleepy anymore?” Your thumbs stroking his cheeks, looking at him knowingly. He gave a knowing smirk.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about, Babe.” Enveloping his lips with yours, gently.

“Happy birthday, ken~” Kissing him back softly as he hummed.

End.

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Jack Harlow x Reader : Instagram AU

Read this first 👉🏻 🩵

A/N : I changed the lyrics from “Is that Ight” so it can fit my story!!!!!!

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yourusername Celebrating my husbands new album. Prepare to be sick of me because this will be the only thing I’ll be listening to all year long.

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jackharlow And I’m cumming in my girl like I’m sterile.

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yourusername JACKMAN OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! I feel like everyday you amaze me, your craft and how you handle everything around you amazes me. We listened to the album in our bed, just us two. The world couldn’t prepare me for the wave of emotions that would come crushing down on me. Baby, you deserve every bit of of happiness, success and praise. After we listened to it, I asked you if it was okay for me to listen to it on my own. I can’t say what I feel right now, all I know is that I promise you to hold you extra tight, to love you the way you deserve to be loved. If I haven’t said it enough, I’M SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!!!! I knew it, I knew the world wasn’t ready for Jackman, because quite frankly, I don’t think I was either! I LOVE YOUUUUU 🩵🩵🩵🩵

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lutawolf · 5 months

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The Sign Commentary Review Ep 2 part 3 & 4

"Are you filming an MV or what? It’s time for bed." "I was just pondering about something." "Does a person like you have anything to ponder about?" "I have a question that needed an answer." "Oh, you’re quite serious, aren’t you?"

"I do. The Abbot often told me about it. That what we did in our past life will affect us in this life." "Like what people said, Everything happens for a reason. There’s no coincidence. It happens because it has already been destined by something called…" "Commitment" "Yeah."

"You were born into this family of yours, and surrounded by your friends… Because you might have had some commitment with those people in the past life."

"What if it’s true? What did you promise me? Is that why you’re always there to rescue me? That’s the question that I need to know an answer. What’s the reason behind this?"

I just really loved all that. It moved me, but this show wouldn't be what it is without the humor. "In the past life, I was probably a rich and kind-hearted man who liked to rescue cows like you from the slaughterhouse." "Asshole. Or you were probably a caring wife who always took a great care of a good-looking hubby like me." "I see. This is what a handsome cow looks like."

They talk about the exam and Phaya wants to know what Tharn plans on doing after he passes. Tharn says he'll do what he always wanted to, but then calls Phaya noisy for asking what that is.

They pass and thank the Captain. My favorite part though was how Khem was left hanging.

No handshake for you. 😂😂😂 We then see Tharn calling his grandmother to tell her that he passed, and the next stop was finding out about his parent's death.

Ahhh, the flirting. I love the way they flirt. It's so cute!

"Tharn. Can I borrow your phone?" "Phone?" "Yeah. That’s my number." "But I didn’t ask." 🤣🤣🤣 "But I want you to have it. Are you stalking me?"

Then Phaya sneaks a picture, and I'm so fucking giddy over this cuteness.

"Why didn’t you tell me first so that I could pose for it?" "You already look nice. I like it." I think I mentioned before that Phaya is not hiding his feelings for Tharn. Tharn is the reserved one, but he seems to be sucked into Phaya's gravitational pull.

Phaya tells Tharn that he is saving his name as Bolster, so a cuddle pillow. 🤣🤣🤣

"Think of it as returning the favor for always helping me." "No need."

Ahhh, these two! Phaya knows that Tharn likes him, and he'll happily move all the obstacles. Alas, the brother interrupts the flirt feast. Ohhh, we get one last flirt before Phaya leaves to pack. "I'll call you. Bolster."

That smile that Tharn gives to Phaya's back. So fucking adorable! Yai noticed it too. AHAHAHA. He picked up on the nickname too. "You like him, don't you?" Which Tharn absolutely refutes in a high, squeaky voice. "He's annoying. Why would I like him?" "Just tell me honestly if you like him. I’m going to help protect him too." Why does he need to protect him??? I think we are going to finally get some much-needed info. "Tharn, I really hope you’d find that someone you like. And be with someone you love." Brother just wants him to have a love like he has with his girl.

"I thought you already know… That if I love someone, that person will die." Well, shit, that's fucking deep. I'm afraid you are already shit out of luck, baby boy. Probably why you see him so much in your visions, cause you fell long ago.

"I don't want anyone to die because of me."

"We have a week to rest before starting our work at the unit. Let’s go party, shall we?" "Yai and I have to go back to Nong Khai province." "You’re from Nong Khai?" The way Phaya says that, I smell a story there. There is something. "So, do we have to go to Nong Khai? You seem interested in him a lot." 🤣🤣🤣 Love it!

I actually really love this next part, but I will apologize for the not so great photo. I tried to get a better one without luck.

Why do I like this? Because it's like a mile marker. You know, like what you see on the roads in the US, that give you an indication of the exit coming up. So by context clues, we know Phaya isn't a player. The opportunity has been there, but he doesn't play. And he's been heavily flirting with Tharn. Okay Luta, what does this mean then? It means he is interested but not yet invested. He is not in love. Which means we should catch when he in fact does fall in love.

Hahah I called it you guys!!!

"Listen, I’m telling you right here... I only have eyes for the one I love."

"If I love anyone… I’ll never…" Anyone else think this was for Tharn's benefit? Especially with the way his eyes cut to him. But then the phone rings. It's a girl, whole calling picture is gorgeous. All the guys but Tharn tease him. Phaya walks off to take the call.

Tharn goes up to the bar to order five beer, and another guest orders next to him. Oat is clearly making a play for Tharn.

Just look at how uncomfortable Tharn looks. Every female knows what this look means in a bar.

I literally fucking cheered at this next part. If I didn't already love Phaya, I love him more.

He really said. Um no, you are not buying my guy a drink. He has taken stamped on him, please take note. I think Tharn would have been appreciative, except he clearly caught the possessiveness. Hence, him shaking Phaya's hand off his shoulder. "Who’s this?" "I’m Oat."

Phaya is an unapologetic asshole and I appreciate that. With claim staked, he swoops Tharn away.

Then Phaya gets talked into going up on stage and singing. My boy is clearly singing to Tharn.

Oh no, not spin the bottle again! Yai is trying to get his ass kicked. He really is. He asked Tharn if he has anyone he likes right now. I love that when he takes the shot, Phaya says, "What a waste." These assholes, said affectionately. "What’s your type? Is it someone around here?" They don't even get a chance to ask anymore. Tharn just starts upending the drinks. Finally, Phaya puts a stop to it. Ahhh, Tharn is so drunk. Now they are moving on to Phaya, but I got news for them, Phaya isn't that easily embarrassed. "If you can pick anyone in this table to go home with you, whom will you choose?"

While Tharn was too drunk to appreciate Phaya's response. I am not, and I appreciated all of it, thank you very much.

When Tharn goes to get sick, Phaya grabs him and takes him to the restroom to help sober him up. He helps him drink some water and then splashes water in his face. Which Tharn clearly didn't appreciate. Not that any drunk person would.

OMG the flirting! Why do I enjoy their flirting so much! "You really like for bugging me." "Get off me." "No. I’m not going to let you go. I’ll hold on to you tight. You, evil jellyfish." "Are you sure? This jellyfish’s sting is very painful. It will go directly to your heart." This is when Tharn starts splashing Phaya, backing him up till his back is against the stall while saying, "The heart, the heart, the heart." "Stop it. You’re like a baby when you’re drunk." Tharn kisses Phaya on the check!!! So cute!!! Which shocks Phaya.

We get some very seductive carcasses after that. I mean, nothing R-rated, but it got my heart beat going. As Tharn runs his hand down Phaya's throat to his chest, he takes note of the necklace that Phaya is wearing. While Tharn is trying to get a closer look, Phaya gives a sweet kiss to the forehead and then asks him what is wrong.

Ahhh! I knew it! They have a past together!!! "Where did you get this necklace from?" "This amulet?" "It’s the same." "Same as what?" "Same as the amulet that I had given to a boy." "You had given a boy an amulet like this? "Yeah." "When? Where? Tell me more about it." "It was when…" "Yes?" "When…" Then Tharn passes out. "Hey, wake up. Talk to me first."

I"m dead. Brother walks in. Almost walks out thinking they are doing something but then when all is sorted has Phaya bent over with Tharn on his back. God, I love Tharn's brother so much.

"Where are you taking me?" "Your place." "Go back and get Yai too. I don’t want to sleep alone." Yup, Yai knows his brother. "I’ll stay with you."

Damn! We're having a whole SCOY reunion. Not complaining. Great actors. Dr. Chalothorn needs to hurry up and takes his hands off, though. For a boy not yet in love, he sure is jelly.

Ahhh the next previews got me excited! Hurry up and get here. This is so good. Hope you enjoyed the commentary as much as I had fun making it! 💜💜💜

#the sign bl #the sign the series #phaya and tharn #phayatharn #luta talks the sign #coconuts mafia

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softcitrus2345 · 2 months

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Hey three questions?

Are requests open besides commissions?

Do you have any female ocs?

Will requests solely be for your ocs?

Three answers!

1. Unfortunately no, I don't have requests open. I can't afford to do art for others for free, and now that I just got my first job I'm gonna be a lot busier than I used to be, so finding the time/motivation to draw is gonna be harder for me to navigate

Also I feel like it defeats the purpose of me having commissions open while also making art catered for others for free, I gotta make money somewhere yknow

And from what I've seen in this community a lot of the requests artists get are for one-off prompts or characters, which just isn't my cup of tea. I can't get invested in a character or a drawing that is just like a one-time thing, if that makes sense?

I don't want that to snowball with me getting flooded with requests from people for random prompts they wanna see drawn out

I hope that makes sense, and please don't see this as me being upset at the question, I just like to be thorough with my answers and explain why /gen

2. I do! Unfortunately not a whole lot that I draw, my main female oc is Vanessa, and I just love her to bits. Her and Damien are stuck like glue so most of my drawings of her also include her lovely hubby~

If you're wondering about me drawing female weight gain, I'm just not really into that, for a number of reasons, but the main one being my feelings towards the female weight gain community, and how it treats women mostly just as an object for pleasure. As an afab person, it just makes me really uncomfortable how I see women portrayed in the feedism community, since from what I can tell most of the people that create/seek out that kind of content are cishet men just looking to get off.

I know that's not the entire female wg community but it's unfortunately the majority of what I've encountered, and it's just turned me off from the subject completely. There are *very* few times I'll see female weight gain portrayed in a way I can appreciate, and those few are like little gold nuggets that I gotta find by sifting through all the shitty stuff, it's just not worth it for me

It just feels dehumanizing, idk

As a fat person who has always been fat, and who is (unfortunately) still perceived by the general public as female, I've seen first hand the way society treats people like me, the backhanded comments and fatshaming and diet culture, and the horrible things I've been called before.. I see it all too often in the female feedism community, it's just a big no no for me overall

Sorry, I kinda went off on a tangent there, hope I didn't derail this post too much-

3. If I were to ever open up requests, I would say yes, they would only involve my ocs. I use this blog sort of as a public sandbox, where I can just kinda play around with my ocs and share my art with you all. I want the focus to be on my ocs and my own original content, with the exception of my friends and mutuals ocs which I do enjoy drawing from time to time

TLDR, yes, if I hypothetically opened requests they would only be for my ocs, just to keep my blog clear of clutter and random prompts I'm not interested in. I don't want to add another layer of stress to my life with requests and stuff that I can't keep up with

Maybe someday TTwTT

But yeah! Thank you for your questions, anon, it's always nice to have a prompt like this so I can share my thoughts, however messy they may be TTwTT

#softcitrus asks #softcitrus rambles #softcitrus ocs #niche blog #holy shit that was a lot XD #with every new ask I respond to I realize how much of a yapper I am DBFDNN-

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McDanno and their "work" relationship problems in 6x11. The more I rewatch this, the more I see this:

"I don't want to sit next to him (Steve) for a number of reasons", says Danny to Alissa. "Plus, I don't want to have to, you know, jump over him, give him a lap dance if I got to go use the little boys' room".

Steve's face when he hears "no sitting next to him", "no lap dance":

(Danny's pov: "When he is so close, when I feel him, um... it drives me crazy and... Oh, great. I'm trying to confess and he... he's making "Stop this, Williams" face. Ok, I'll stop".)

"Yeah, see, the state of Hawaii mandates that we do 24 hours of therapy every working year, and so we packed it into one weekend and we're gonna make a, uh... a brocation out of it", says Steve to Alissa.

Danny's face when he hears "brocation":

(Steve: "Brocation, Danny. Hear this, you little annoying sweet... BROcation. What will you say, huh? Yeah, you said "no sitting next to you, no lap dance" so know how it hurts. By the way please, please, say there's nothing bro in our relationship. Say that you hate incest or something... Danny?").

Steve wants them to have a nice evening. "Well, you know, I-I have a girlfriend, so I don't think I'm gonna be much use", says Danny.

"Why don't you relax?" - that's Steve's answer.

Ok. Why does it sound like "Why Melissa? Why do you live in that constant stress? In forced relationship? Why... Look, I'M HERE", hmm? 😉 (Oh, and he doesn't even remember about Lynn).

(Danny's pov: "Alissa? Alissa and her buddy? Seriously, Steven?! I dream about a night with YOU, you know... just me and you finally together... This night, next day, forever. And you... You wanna take some girls?! Can't you see that... Ugh. You shmuck. You pissed me off. But I won't tell you. I will say "girlfriend". "I've got girlfriend". And I won't go with you. I will go to our room and you know what... I'm gonna cry alone in the darkness").

"You, uh, you signed us up for couples therapy. You're an idiot", says Danny.

Steve's face aka "Idiot? Oh, Dan, how... Easy, McGarrett. Just easy. Pretend you are sorry".

(Danny: "Don't you see that... Arrgh. Idiot!").

"Why are you still here?", Keren asks. Steve:

Face #1 aka Excuse me? DON'T.

Face #2 aka Why? Why?! Cause there's a very serious problem!

Steve's face: "We're here cause Danny doesn't see, uh, very obvious things. And, you know, I'm deeply frustrated".

(By the way... look at Danny 😂 "Well... Um... We're here cause... You know, it's Steve's fault. It's... Steve's fault. And, you know, our dear governor sees MORE than this... this "supposed to be Super Seal" does. Yeah, Steve is fucking blind som... Always").

Keren about Steve and Danny: "They're not a couple".

Keren's husband: "They're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time and they don't have sex".

Steve:

Face aka Yeah. It's me. I'm stuck in "I'm in love with my best friend and... I don't know".

"Oh, Danno. I don't wanna talk about it with a therapist. Damn, you are my best friend. You are the only person... I should share my secrets just with you, you know. But I can't. It's... not easy. Damn".

(Danny: "Keren's guy is right, you know? Oops, no. You don't know! I would talk with you but... Being in love with your best friend is a tragedy... sometimes").

Steve's face aka Yeah. So many years together. No sex. Huh, no kisses! No "I'm in love with you, Steven" or "Be my hubby, bff". I'm grateful for his friendship. It means a world, you know. But I like him AND love him and can't have both. Face aka "whoah, whoah, WAIT...".

"That Keren's guy sees that, a stranger sees that and...".

"And my Super Sherlock... *sob*".

Loraine: Note his caring, loving and gentle touch.

Steve's face aka Thank you, Loraine!

Face aka Can you say it louder, Loraine? I wanna Danny to hear that.

(Danny: "I hate you, I hate you, you don't love me. You pushed me! You wanna have drinks with girls, I hate you so much...").

Steve aka Oops, Danny is hurt. I'm a jerk, I know. Oh Danno, I only wanted to make you jealous... You know... Sometimes I feel that you love me like I love you but sometimes I have no hope. Green light, Danno. Just give me more green light.

Steve: You awake?

Danny:

This is the face "Seriously? Would you sleep knowing that I went somewhere with someone and... Oh fuck you!".

Steve: You ever hear of the power of positive thinking, Danny?

Danny:

Danny "So you think I'm Mr Negative, ha? Wait! That's why... Why you and I can't..." Williams.

Steve aka Why we can't just kiss aka Life is not fair. #too tired #don't wanna do a cargument in bed, Danno

Loraine: This is about you and Steve.

Steve: This is not about me. (#life is cruel)

(Danny: "Whoa, whoa, NOT about YOU?! ALL what I say and do is because of you!!!).

Danny: *talking about the past with Rachel* (and it doesn't matter that he's bitter, very bitter - right, Steve? 😉).

Steve's reaction:

Danny:

Looking like "Ok, I was so honest. I... I said: Let's not overanalyze everything in our lives, Steven. I said: That's enough when guys love each other, Steven. I said: That's enough to ME, Steven. I said: That's commitment. You... Still don't understand, Steven".

Steve *sarcastically*: I really feel like we made some progress here this morning. That was really good. Really good stuff!

Danny: *talking about Rachel again*

Steve:

Danny: *literally saying that Rachel wanted to save their marriage and he... he didn't want, his heart didn't want that*

What Steve hears: I WONDER WHAT IF...

Steve: MAYBE YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE MET ME - HOW ABOUT THAT?! (jealous Steve is jealous)

Danny:

*Oh, THAT would be a real tragedy* *So good I have you, babe. Just... have you*.

*Yeah, we're so lucky, so happy together* (Both: "Hmm... I should be more positive. Yeah, be positive, man. Try. Maybe you will see the green light. Maybe he... Maybe he, you know...").

Danny is like "I'll share that burger... No. I'll give him my burger. Steve, it's a sign. I'm giving it to you and imagine that this burger is... my heart".

Steve:

Being like "I love your burger! But... Danny. We are here together and we don't do the things together... I need your presence, sunshine. All the time".

Danny is like:

Touch my hand. That soap is great. Feel me. I'm here. I love you.

(you know what, Steve was right from the very beginning - they should have tried that soap just when they came there! 😁)

#Hawaii Five-O #h50 #McDanno #h50 meta #steve mcgarrett #danny williams #walking disasters

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