#how dare you.

[lethalcontracts]

Tiny jester polyp! brand new, just fell off the jester. will die to literally everything. Careful its fragile. [and very jelly]

#lethal company #jester #jester polyp #baby jester #its like a jellyfish #how does it even stand up i have no clue #it will explode if you spiked it or threw it at a wall #but then youd be a murderer #how dare you. #adopt it. you wont. #rubix cube for size

[ace-and-ranty]

He chose her

because

of the fucking

flower field spell

I AM NOT FINE---

#IIIIIHHHHH #are you KIDDING me!! #ARE YOU!! #FREAKING!! #KIDDING ME!! #the useless spell that defeated the Demon King!! #GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH THESE METAPHORS #HOW DARE YOU. #Frieren #Sousou no Frieren

[post-jonklisher]

"You told me once... that you weren't a hero. There were times I didn't even think you were human but let me tell you this, you were, uh, the best man and the most human... human being that I've ever known and no one will ever convince me that you told me a lie. That so... there. I was... I was so alone. And I owe you so much. Oh, please, there's just one more thing, right? One more thing. One more miracle, Sherlock, for me. Don't... be... dead. Would you, just for me, just stop it? Stop this."

"You toldonk me onceonk... that you wereonkn't a heronk. Thereonk wereonk timesonk I didonkn't evenonk thinkonk you wereonk humanonk but let me tellonk you this, you wereonk, uh, the bestonk manonk and the mostonk humanonk... humanonk beingonk that I've everonk knownonk and nonk one willonk everonk conkvinceonk me that you toldonk me a lieonk. That sonk... thereonk. I was... I was sonk alonk. And I owe you sonk muchonk. Oh, pleaseonk, thereonk's justonk one moreonk thingonk, rightonk? One moreonk thingonk. One moreonk miracleonk, Sherlonk, for me. Donkn't... be... deadonk. Wouldonk you, justonk foronk me, justonk stoponk it? Stoponk thisonk."

✨this ponk has been jonklished✨

#HOW DARE YOU. #BUT MOSTLY HOW DARE YOU BE THIS HILLARIOUS #jonklished #sherlock and co #sherlock & co. #sherlock & co #sherlock and co.

[sally-theshootingstar]

stupid star, you are nothing but just a simple shadow to the others, Julie probably doesn't even love you.

"y-your wrong! I'm not some stupid star, I'm - erm..uh..Julie loves me! I-i know it" -sally started crying a little- "what- what is this? Why is water coming out of my eyes?"

#how dare you. #you bully >:[ #sally speaks #sally #sally starlet #welcome home sally #answered

[the-literal-sun]

I hate rat anon so fucking much

I hope that whenever you step on a crunchy looking leaf that it makes absolutely no sound at all.

#how dare you.

[beforeyougo-turnthebiglightoff]

@ohcaroline did you just send me an evil boop.

#how dare you. #messing its funny x #HOW DID YOU DO THAT THOUGH.

[graviconscientia]

@embellishedbookworm

You did this to me. You're the one who made my joints creak. You put this curse on me.

#ic #How dare you.

[mishima-in-places-he-shouldnt-be]

Kazumi Mishima shouldn't be accidentally fed twice!

#Mishima In Places He Shouldn't Be #Code Red: YOU in Impending Danger #how dare you. #give him his seeds back NOW #your turn to die #yttd #kazumi mishima #Meme Locations

[mitchmrner]

letting someone named TAGE score is a crime in itself

#how dare you. #leafs lb

[almalvo]

On Shatner.

In brief - when I began my first venture into TOS, I had a very small, loose feeling of Shatner being not the most "decent" of people according to some flighting and curt remarks a friend once said, but only today did I do the research (all of which only took 2 minutes), and so -

I feel it imperative that I establish and clarify to any and all who have and will happen upon me and my legacy:

I love Spock and more so with Leonard Nimoy.

I like Kirk, but most certainly do not care for William Shatner.

In the words of our late treasured and beloved chief engineer -

"I like Jim Kirk. He’s a great guy. I do NOT care for Bill."

#Read the tags. #You do NOT treat people that way. #How dare you. #star trek #star trek tos #tos #kirk #shatner #william shatner #almalvo #thoughts #I am so sorry - #- to dear Mr. George Takei #Mr. James Doohan #Mr. DeForest Kelley #Mr. Walter Koenig #Mrs. Nichelle Nichols #Mr. Leonard Nimoy #And everyone else who had the utter displeasure of breathing the same air as William Shatner. #And a simple definitive statement to all who find me - #I will draw Nimoy any day in any way #But if you see Shatner's face in any of my artwork - it is Kirk you see and not the actor. #I will never draw Shatner for Shatner's sake. #Kirk is my only reason to draw that face. #For I divorce them entirely from each other. #I know of Jim Kirk - but I recognise no certain Bill Shatner. #Period. #If you disagree and are a simp for the PERSON Shatner ? Unfollow me. #oh he SHATner alright. #Shitner.

[pademelonluck]

How dare you, @vellichorius

Making me do the bulk of the work...

#How dare you. #funny duolingo #duolingo #languages #lingustics

[threadbaresweater]

Lin, Lin, can you imagine a threesome with Charles and Arthur? I need to lie down...

#how dare you. #just wait.

[averydeadshootingstar]

fuck you buzzfeed quiz that told me I'm 90% female and 10% male

#how dare you. #shooting star spits glitter

[jess-themess05]

Have this cute outfit that reminded me of you 💙

oh my g o d i’m gonna draw this now

#strike i’m kissing your face #this is adorable #how dare you. #those overalls are ADORABLE #AND ITS CORDUROY TOO #I LOVE CORDUROY??

[spandexbutterfly4lyfe]

Real quick can anyone tell me why my partner’s phone keeps massacring my babygirl like this.

#how dare you.

[bd-charlie]

you LOOK like a skedaddler i bet you HAVE skedaddled in the past and youre LYING

I HAVE

NOT !!!!!!

#ask #A SKEDADDLER #how DARE you. #i will GET YOU