#how can I be normal about this

[justc2world]

They're the only ones with their legs pressed to each other 😭

#how can i be normal about this #this was so on purpose #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz #charles leclerc #charlos #c2 #scuderia ferrari #monaco charity match

[demisexual-eddie-diaz]

I think Ryan Guzman has been watching too much Bridgerton.

#ryan guzman #eddie diaz #9 1 1 abc #evan buckley #eddie and buck #buddie #oliver stark #like what #what was that #he just is #i mean #he sounded like Anthony Bridgerton #literally #anthony bridgerton #i love you to the core #what the fuck #how can I be normal about this #anyways

[ggigigoode]

i think she’s the prettiest girl i’ve ever seen actually

#she is so ethereal #no like how is she real #how can i be normal about this #she is glowing #there is something so sexy and so seductive and 1920s about this i can’t explain #it feels so old money heiress #now i’ve got dumb fic ideas in my head #who let me attend this event really #daya betty #rupauls drag race #rpdr #rpdr 14

[denpies]

NO I GENUINELY FUCKING CRIED LISTENING TO THAT SONG WHAT

#my hormones are acting up but WHAT THE FUCK QHAT THE FUCK THWTA THE FUCK #WHY IS IT SO GOOD #GOD I WANT THIS BAND TO BLOW THE FUCK UP #IM GONNA FUCKING EXPLODE DAWGGGGGGG #denpaposting #HOW CAN I BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS #WHAT THE FUCK

[stranded-mik]

what unpopular archetype are you? | the accomplice

you’re going to be chained to something no matter where you go. if you stay long enough to hear them cry, it will be guilt. but most of the time, it will be love. why else would you follow them to the edge of the world, to the middle of nowhere? why would you come so close to evil if you didn’t care for the vessel that holds it? you might know purpose, but before that you know what it’s like to feel lovesick. you’d bear it all to stand next to them. you’re a hard worker and a great friend. you could be anywhere, accomplice. you deserve better than to be stranded out here. 

personality: loving, capable, unassertive  counterpart: the loyal

#headcanons #...... i am lying down on the floor #how can i be normal about this #mik x nick #mik uquiz

[omarfor-orchestra]

That could have been an hug

#but no!!!!! he decided he had to put his tongue in his mouth #how can i be normal about this #un professtag

[rubbish78]

Damn I’m supposed to be a flight attendant today

Like

#how can I be normal about this #when mcr are

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

#this is a pointless text post #my most embarrassing version of this is that whenever it was foggy at the lighthouse i imagined i was emily bronte #or that i was taking a walk in the fog with my good friend emily bronte :^) #so much of this is also tied into the fact that my body hurts all the goddamn time #i am trying to make my pain something i can live with #is this gonna be how i learn that normal people don't daydream about being In The Past #anyway do u guys imagine these sort of scenarios too or am i just a freak #greatest (s)hits

[dumb-word]

my intuition was right

i was being pushed away

i understand why

but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt

i don’t know how to act around them now

it hurts

so bad

#vent #why do i do this to myself #how can i be normal about this

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[occudo]

So, uh.

Have you heard tmagp8?

ooooh, do I

#the way I get up to draw this after I finished the episode #gee gee? #grandson? #ahjkkldsdjgfajk #I'm so normal about this #also you can see how 90% of my designs just hair #but have a short hair gertrude #and messy bun gerry #tma fanart #tmagp fanart #tmagp spoilers #gertrude robinson #gerry kaey #occudo's art #tmagp ep8 #ask

[ruporas]

being a little petty (ID in alt)

#vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #petty vash moment - i think he deserves the chance to be petty... and he's kind of a petty person to me in some circumstances mfgksmgk #DEFINITELY to wolfwood i'd imagine... because they're petty to each other in exchange for not speaking about their Feelings or sorting #things out verbally. it's just how they communicate. not outlandish fights - or ignoring each other completely - but just little petty ways #that ends up getting solved anyway. i imagine it always tends to be wolfwood who “solves” it while vash doesn't necessarily “solve” it #he just ignores it? or accepts it as is? like broods for a day maybe in unnoticeable to anyone but ww kind of way but #returns to a normal attitude the next day while ww is like ??? fuck this guy - before ultimately just accepting it as is because he doesn't #/want/ to be mad at vash. i also dont think ww is someone who can be mad for super long... unlike vash who's had anger for like 150 years #ruporas art

[insufferablemod]

inspired by @limplegsakimbo

#if u somehow havent been following along this madness already you should go check it out #cant stop thinking about him at his desk tumblring #striders sit normal challange(impossible) #the pose is inspired both by how ive been drawing dave sitting #and simmonsized has described him sitting lika a gargoyle a few times and now i can never imagine anything else #i also sat like this pretty the entire time..... #dave strider #bro strider #homestuck #limplegsakimbo #my art #lil cal

[dedusmuln]

yeah you support trans people but are you normal about trans men who choose to get pregnant

#i'm not a trans guy who evr wants to get pregnant but #the amount of queer ppl and other trans people i see joke around about like #how weird mpreg or men getting pregnant is #and use it as shock value shit #is really disheartening #like damn dude! it's almost like men CAN get pregnant and there IS a lot of men who choose to get pregnant ! #they don't deserve any less respect for that #and their existence shouldn't be made into a joke #ik mpreg doesn't have a great history but like #it just weirds me out to see people treat the idea of men getting pregnant as something baffling #idk normalize it. stop treating it as some weird alien thing #my textbox #a little bit upset. sorry #discourse #pregnancy #<- for filtering

[drbtinglecannon]

In Knives Out Blanc wanted to do the murder mystery investigation with Marta so bad, but she was certain she was guilty so she spent a good amount of the movie avoiding/hiding stuff from him

Meanwhile in Glass Onion Helen was fucking carrying the investigation, even while accidentally getting drunk, and even went to investigation lengths Blanc was hesitant to do

#knives out #glass onion #ko: marta actively ruins evidence due to her perceived guilt. blanc knew the entire time she was innocent or ill intent #go: helen fucking diving forward to eavesdrop on duke/miles/whiskey better. helen tossing a tape recorder in birdie's bag. helen listening #in on lionel & claires freak out at the pool. helen did all the research on her sisters journals to get as into the role as possible #marta only standing up for her rightful inheritance at the end after everything vs helen down to ruin those shitheads from the start #i love these movies & the duality in the chars/victims & how it ends. marta gets the house. helen burns miles' down. its just!!!!! AHHH #i just rewatched knives out again so i can rewatch glass onion again tomorrow. im so normal about this series #tc posts #*of ill intent gdi. tumblr mobile let me edit tags

[cosmic-meteorites]

Long haired Vincent nation 💥RISE💥

(Edit: They have a tumblr)

Inspired by @skymaeda

#dead plate #dead plate game #dead plate vincent #dead plate rody #vincent charbonneau #rody lamoree #You can tell how normal I am about him #I swear I did not do backflips while drawing him