#home site

[the-books-we-travel]

So, apparently Home Depot has a sword you can purchase on their website. And the reviews? Well….

I honestly can’t stop laughing.

#omg #this is just too incredible not to share #lol #there are even more reviews on the site but these were my faves #mwah #lord of the rings #tolkien #hobbit #swords #sword #the lord of the rings #middle earth #medieval #middle ages #home depot #jrr Tolkien #Lotr #beautiful #hilarious

[brobiwan-kenobi-412]

Rereading the manga, I think my favorite thing ever is that Edward looks like he’s a feral animal Mustang just kinda found out back one day. He looks like if he bites you you’re going to get a disease, and he looks like he absolutely would bite a person. They really toned down how feral he is in Brotherhood.

Brotherhood Ed is like some poor cat you found in the alley, Manga Ed is the rabid raccoon you’ve been trying to pull put of your trash since 2013 that Will Not Leave

Like look at him and tell me he doesn’t remind you of some raccoon

#and mustang took one look at him and went #alright youre comin’ home with me #he adopted this child On Site and i respect him for that #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #edward elric #ed elric #fullmetal alchemist manga #fma manga #fma:b #fma: brotherhood #he so fucking cute #in the most feral way #i love him

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

THE SITE IS UP, EVERYBODY BRACE-

#its been a pleasure blogging with you all 🫡 #i wish the site strength and stability in these trying times #and may we all manage to be at least somewhat Normal about it #that being said. if you all will excuse me im gonna go chuck the last of my marbles out a window #welcome home #what will we learn what will we learn.... #probably Something! #EDITING THIS BEFORE I POST YEP MARBLES ARE GONE #THE BIRDS ATE EM #AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK!!!! FUCK!!!! LETS!!!! FUCKING!!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[weevmo]

A Pea with a side of ??? I am so wonderfully intrigued and confused by this update!! I can't wait until it all clicks -

#i whipped this up so quickly I havent even finished going through the site yet haha #eddie!! #I love him anew #eddie dear #the art and Voice talent and FLAT OUT PHENOMINAL HARD WORK THAT WENT INTO THIS ONE #welcome home #weevmo #my heart hurts

[muffinlance]

Oh so the clown ads are over? Too late Tumblr I already cancelled ad free uninstalled your app and discovered the power of ublock in mobile FireFox. AND tags are editable in the web version?

There's no going back

#fuck you and the clown you rode in on Tumblr #I gave you money in misguided token support #now I dream of someone setting up a social media site AO3 style #non-profit that shit #no ads ever #(but yeah let's agree to perma ban the nazis and the terfs) #(haters already bought themselves the bird site) #oh for the programming knowledge to set up a permanent ad-free home for fandom #is there a GitHub project for this? #Tumblr #one piece #Luffy #ad free #which is anything but

[inverse-problem]

if you go to an active construction site with lots of heavy machinery and close your eyes you can imagine that’s what gay robot sex sounds like

#yeah okay posting this #inverse problem.txt #suggestive #robophilia #okay seriously though do not try this at home #comply with your local safety regulations #don't walk onto the site unless you have permission and necessary personal protective equipment and knowledge of necessary procedures etc #this post is a joke etc etc #adding all the obligatory disclaimers bc of some of the notes I'm seeing here lol

[smallpwbbles]

Me waiting for someone to absolutely tear the secrets from the new welcome home update piece by piece into a vid for me to watch

#I’ve already looked at the site and seen most things but I’m sure I’ve missed a couple things #welcome home

[pataam]

Discoverys my mates <3

And also, i want a barnaby, he will probably die soon

#welcome home site update #welcome home the puppet show #welcome home theory #welcome home arg #welcome home #theory #discovery

[rachlactoseart]

Hello Welcome Home fandom!

Came here to offer humble art to all of my favorite characters.

It's the first fanart I've done in my entire life for some game/ARG/movie fandom and anything else. I'm very happy that I made something that I liked and I hope that you like it too. Enjoy :)

@clownsuu

A small fanart for one of the artists that motivated me to make these drawings. Your art is amazing, and I love your AU, I hope you like it.

#I'm nervous #I've never drawn any fanart before #i'm glad the site is back online anyway #It was the best way I found to celebrate #welcome home #Welcome home oc #Dusty #Dusty is so cute i hope i drew it right #i don't use tumblr very often hope i did everything right #howdy pillar #welcome home howdy #barnaby b beagle #welcome home barnaby

[the-meme-monarch]

am i supposed to be able to click this bug? it does not let me click this bug

#welcome home #when i first looked at the site for the update I saw this guy first and thought ‘oh! I will click that to see if it does anything’ #and then I couldn’t click it so I thought the bugs don’t do anything so i didn’t click any of the rest of them #until like the third time looking through the site bc i HEARD someone say the bugs are links #words from the monarch

[fromdarzaitoleeza]

I am really really learning to cut people off instead of always accepting them after they apologize ( they usually won't and when they do it's obviously due to my changed behaviour towards them ) yes i accept that you made a mistake but i also cannot forget that you did it so I will set up a new boundry to how much access you can have over me or none at all

Darwish knew what he was writing , he wasn't throwing just words when he said " i don't abandon people but i don't wish to hold the hands of those who leave"

This is really a new boundary i am setting up even if this portrays me as a bad person, this is really what 2023 has taught me .

#don't mind me i rant oftentimes on this site #this site feels like a home to me #i love people on Tumblr

[studiokayotic]

Secret site spoiler -

Needless to say this is a big spoiler. if you dont want to be spoiled dont read -

the first evidence item is the broken phone on the secret site.

the official transcript for this item and the audio are not the same. there are similarities.

'Official' Transcript:

[A LONG PERIOD OF SILENCE FOLLOWS BEFORE THREE RINGS ARE HEARD. A PAUSE FOLLOWS EVEN AS THE PHONE IS ANSWERED BEFORE THE SOUND OF A HEART BEAT CAN BE HEARD BELOW THE AMBIENT NOISE. THIS AUDIO TRACK CONSTANTLY RAISES AND LOWERS AS IT PROCEEDS.]

HELLO? HELLO? HELLOOOO? … HA HA HA...I’M ONLY KIDDING. I KNOW YOU’RE THERE.

DID YOU LIKE MY JOKE? ...I THINK YOU WERE GOING TO SAY... YES! …HA HA HA… YOU KNOW… IT IS HARD TO HEAR YOU THINK THROUGH THIS FUNNY PHONE OF MINE. IT IS AS THOUGH YOU AREN’T SPEAKING AT ALL. MAYBE IT IS JUST A LITTLE FUZZY… LIKE ME. SPEAKING OF…

[THE HEART BEAT AND AMBIENCE STOP ABRUPTLY.]

...DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

[THE HEART BEAT AND AMBIENCE RESUME.]

[GASP.] OH NO. WELL THAT’S NOT NEIGHBORLY AT ALL. WE’VE NEVER MET BEFORE. BUT DON’T WORRY. EVEN THOUGH YOU AND I HAVEN’T SPOKEN BEFORE, I’VE SEEN YOU... EVERY TIME YOU HAVE LOOKED INTO MY EYES. I WANT TO KNOW… WHAT DID YOU SEE?

[SILENCE.]

I HOPE YOU SAW A FRIEND, BUT I’M NOT SURE YOU SAW A NAME... STAND STILL. LET’S START OVER. RING RING RING. CLICK. HI, I’M WALLY. I’M SO HAPPY TO FINALLY MEET YOU, I THINK YOU’RE THE ABSOLUTE MOST.

[SILENCE.]

UH OH, I HAVE TO GO NOW. EVERYONE IS PROBABLY THINKING ABOUT THAT STRANGE PHONE CALL. IT IS FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT. …HA HA HA… DON’T WORRY THOUGH, NEIGHBOR, IT WILL BE A LITTLE JOKE BETWEEN YOU AND ME. YOU HAVE TO GO TOO. YOU HAVE WORK TO DO. REMEMBER, UNTIL YOU HEAR ME AGAIN, KEEP YOUR SMILE MERRY AND ALWAYS KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

GOOD BYE.

My transcript of the audio - 'True' Transcript: Wally’s toyland plays then he picks up the phone: Wally: (sound of him picking up receiver) Was that better? I have been practicing. I am trying to get better at singing? Did you ike it? (break) W: I wish i knew but you still won't tell me anything - (pause for breath)

W: Its so Quiet. W: Its so Quiet

W: Its so Quiet during Homewarming.

W: (break) Every is usually so busy, so its just me and home for a long while. But i still like housewarming. Everyoing likes homewarming.

( long pause) W: I dont want to end this call, but i have to go get ready for housewarming , but barnaby will be here soon - i have to go, Remember! Until you hear me again, Keep your smile merry, and always know that i love you very much. Goodbye.

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now the entry for this item does say /the calls are always different/ so i wonder if that is what this difference is meant to show. anyways - i know my transcript isnt the best but i hope this helps!

Cinnabunn ( Reddit) Kay ~

#welcome home #welcome home arg #observation #secret site

[mossys]

Barnaby 🐾

#welcome home #welcome home arg #barnaby #barnaby b beagle #partycoffin #cartoon #digital art #illustration #fanart #fan art #my art #fyi i used his signature from the guestbook page on the site as a reference for his name! i love all the different character signatures

[soul-teller]

I think the order of Wally's recordings goes like this:

"I will help you understand. I will find a way."

Not only the sentences make sense, but also the recordings themselves - at least, I think they do, judging by context and Wally's voice getting more nervous and weak.

UPDATE: There's also two more recordings! I forgot about Neighbor, cus it's Home, but I don't know where "soon" is. Can someone tell in reblogs or replies if they know? :0

"I will help you understand. I will find a way soon, neighbor."

#welcome home #wally darling #walliford darling #(sorry i couldnt resist) #me: oh i probably won't have the strength to scout out the site myself ill probably just wait until an analysis.... #also me when the update drops: I WILL FIND EVERYTHING #also thanks to theneighborhoodwatch for documenting all of the recordings! i didn't find every single one so that helped c:

[theneighborhoodwatch]

i think there’s something very funny (and exciting) about the fact that i have seen Insanely in-depth arguments for both “the WHRP isn’t real and it’s just wally/the puppets putting up a front to get people to listen to them” and “things like the guestbook doodle aren’t actually from wally and it’s just the WHRP roleplaying as him to get people’s attention.” that’s one hell of a coin toss.

#public notice #welcome home #wh speculation #personally im of the opinion that the WHRP is real but wally/Someone from home is the one sending the envelopes #and wally Is actually fiddling with the site #which may not be very exciting but it makes the most sense on a thematic level To Me. at least until we get a clearer idea of what’s up

[jstor]

Wait.... are y'all jstor for real? 🤯

Yes! If you click the Tumblr link on the jstor.org homepage it’ll bring you here 🤪

#jstor #ask #nice to meet you i’m the jstor mod/social media manager and this site occupies my work life and my home life