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a robot walks in with pixelated kiss marks all over its display screen saying “you should see the other bot” so you go look and there’s just a pile of crushed metal and shattered plastic and torn wires

#I am half asleep and thus cannot be held responsible for my posting #inverse problem.txt #robophilia #at least it is to me lmao #anyway you’re welcome #don’t worry we can rebuild the other bot we have the technology

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if you go to an active construction site with lots of heavy machinery and close your eyes you can imagine that’s what gay robot sex sounds like

#yeah okay posting this #inverse problem.txt #suggestive #robophilia #okay seriously though do not try this at home #comply with your local safety regulations #don't walk onto the site unless you have permission and necessary personal protective equipment and knowledge of necessary procedures etc #this post is a joke etc etc #adding all the obligatory disclaimers bc of some of the notes I'm seeing here lol

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has anyone figured out what the “thr” in 1000-thr earthmover stands for

or is it just a random letter sequence that doesn’t stand for anything. hmmmm

edit: I see people reblogging this version of the post without the info, so just a note that there is an answer from the devs: it refers to both thor and also the word centaur (pun using the fact that 1000 in japanese is pronounced “sen”). refer to the reblogs for explanatory screenshots from hakita

#looked in an acronym finder and couldn’t find anything that made sense #best I’ve got is total heat release ig but that still seems bad #inverse problem.txt #ultrakill spoilers

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self-actualization through gay robot sex

#inverse problem.txt #just an eternal mood tbh #robophilia

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my two ultrakill moods:

“oh no, this horrifying killing machine is adorable”

“oh no, this horrifying killing machine is hot”

#sometimes both it depends on the robot #anyway yeah just thinking about this I guess #inverse problem.txt

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obsessed with the earthmovers. they're a weapon. they're a home. they're the last stand of a centuries-long war. how many people lived their entire lives on one, knowing nothing else? how many people died to keep them running? how many of them were left scattered, crumbling on the surface of the earth? how much of them remained once they were scavenged for parts?

did they feel pain?

did they feel relief?

#ultrakill spoilers #inverse problem.txt #basically rotating variations of this in my mind 24/7 rn #I am obsessed with them #I may have the timescales wrong re: how long they existed vs human lifespan but still

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when I saw that the ultrakill seasonal event adds santa hats to enemies, I didn't realize that this applied to the story images, too. anyway lmao massive thank you to whoever did this, I laughed at my computer when it came up

#inverse problem.txt #is this an ultrakill spoiler? guess I'll tag it just in case since it's a major plot point #ultrakill spoilers #gore

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okay honestly gabriel ultrakill is quite relatable because I too was all obedient and well-behaved but then I discovered my queerness and transness and realized all that shit was bullshit and I became very angry lol

#inverse problem.txt #I was the sort of kid that acted like a tiny adult and for what #anyway yeah relatable

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two autonomous weapons fucking call that mutually assured destruction

#inverse problem.txt #suggestive #believe it or not this is yet another reference to the robot sex textbook #there's so much in there lmao #robophilia #fuck it gonna release this into wider tags

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bumper sticker: my other car is a 1000-THR “earthmover”

#inverse problem.txt #still obsessed with earthmover can you blame me

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once again yearning for a gay robot polycule. and also make it t4t

#I’ve posted about this before but thinking about this again #I know that to make this happen I have to take steps I am working on it #just gotta find people who are amenable which is intimidating #but maybe one day I’ll manage. holding out hope #inverse problem.txt

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hot gay trans robots make the world go round

#inverse problem.txt #just thinking about hot robots idk #robophilia #sure why not let’s tag that

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one of my favourite fun little characterization tidbits about v1 is that once you’ve finished reading (scanning) a book as v1, you throw it

I mean, it makes sense in terms of gameplay needing to go fast and the punching motion etc but there are other ways to do that, and idk consider how you could interpret things differently if the book were just dropped on the ground, or if something else happened

#this is the most minute sort of detail but it’s one of the things I rotate in my mind because I’m Normal about this game #ultrakill #inverse problem.txt #this prob doesn’t need to be in the main tag but Fuck It

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okay so I know people love the idea that the red text is hell speaking to the player but I think that specifically in 7-4, the text is basically just earthmover status/warning messages. given the implication that v1 was created specifically to destroy earthmovers, I think it’s plausible that v1 receiving these messages is due to its design allowing it to interface (wirelessly) with the earthmover’s internal communications

I mean, okay, there’s lots of other possibilities that are just as plausible, but this is how I’ve been perceiving it

#ultrakill spoilers #inverse problem.txt #really I just find the whole ‘I was built to destroy you specifically’ story to be very compelling

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I love being trans and I love trans people!

happy tdov!

#inverse problem.txt #I love being trans I just think it’s neat #I’ve known I’m trans for over 15 years at this point whoa #also this year will be 10 years on hormones for me! #anyway hell yeah

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really curious to see speedruns for the new ultrakill secret level lol

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