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flashlights-coming-down-the-way · 7 months

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i’ve had this thought rotting in my brain ever since mitski dropped The Land Is Inhospitable And So Are We so im gonna dump it onto tumblr but first of all

SPOILER WARNING FOR LAND OF THE LUSTROUS / HOUSEKI NO KUNI !!!! PLEASE READ THE MANGA <3

also i would like to add a second warning that this post may not make a lot of sense grammatically :3 currently am not lucid enough to make a lot of sense :3

i think that the song When Memories Snow can describe a lot of phos’ character arcs and their progression eerily well like if you were to make a phos animatic to this song it would line up so perfectly

okay first of all i would like to point out the general connection between this song and the gems. i have not analysed mitski’s song by itself, and so i dont know what she intended behind When Memories Snow, so maybe the “memories” could straight up be a metaphor for something and not actual memories but thats not what we’re gonna talk about rn !! we know that the gem’s memories are stored in the physical gem pieces themselves, so if they lose a body part they lose parts of their memories. phos has their whole thing with losing their body parts (and effectively their memories) and becoming a completely different person and all that good stuff

oki now the lyrics :3

“when memories snow // and cover up the driveway // i shovel all those memories // clear the path to drive to the store”

this gives me the vibes of post-winter phos after theyve lost antarc. the first two lines really remind me of whenever phos would just have random hallucinations of antarc’s death over and over again in the anime and the other two lines remind me of how they would basically have to just ignore the hallucinations and keep going on with their life. i would also like to add that while i do think that HNK is an amazing story and that the anime adaptation is honestly so perfect, i also think that there isnt a lot of focus on the fact that phos should not be able to remember jackshit ??? yknow ??? the way that canonical phos just keeps going on with life just kind of fits well with how nonchalant the line “clear the path to drive to the store” feels to me

“and when memories melt // i hear them in the drainpipe // drippin through the downspout // as i lie awake in the dark”

okay so i originally sent a bunch of my interpretations to a friend and i said that this part really fits with phos’ trauma with losing antarc. the way that these lines are phrased gives the vibes of when its late at night and youre tired but the clock is ticking too loudly and you just cant sleep. but now reading these lines again, i feel like it resonates more with how, once again, phos has lost like so many memories they cannot remember jackshit anymore. their memories have melted, but theyre still lingering and they still cling onto phos. a good example of this would be when phos wakes all the other gems up at the end of their hibernation and phos forgets who cinnabar is for a moment, the same cinnabar that was phos’ whole motivation for the first half of season 1. also the “as i lie awake in the dark” basically describes how phos refused to sleep during the second half of the season

ok verse 2 !!

“and if i break // could i go on break?

THIS IS THE MOST PHOSPHOPHYLLITE CODED LINE OF THE ENTIRE SONG !!! to me at least :3 not only does this line apply to them in a literal sense, with phos being the second weakest gem and them breaking a crazy amount of times throughout the whole series, “breaking” also applies to them in a mental sense. i get two different images when i think of this line, the first one being that one scene in the anime (and manga too? maybe? idk its been a while :() where phos is thinking about kongo and the lunarians and everything and they start cracking and their alloy just explodes out of them. i think thats the closest to a mental breakdown a gem has ever experienced at that point. the second image i get is when,,, phos becomes like,,, yk phos’ shattered / monster form whatever you call it,,, thats what i think of

“be back in my room // writing speeches in my head”

i think this goes back all the way to pre-trauma phos. “writing speeches in my head” could represent their encyclopaedia job?? but i think its a better metaphor for their want to join in with the other gems in fighting the lunarians. part of them knows it’ll never happen, so they resort to daydreaming about what it would be like

“listenin’ to the thousand hands // that clap for me in the dark”

connecting with my last point, they want the feeling of accomplishment and the general coolness of being able to fight and they want the praise from kongo and the other gems.

also this image doesnt connect very well, but i think of the god-like phos form when i think of these last two lines. this is the only time in the series where everyone finally has to depend on phos for once, and phos isnt deemed as ‘useless’ or a problem. of course the context is super tragic but idk just a thought

okay phos and mitski rant over !!!

#land of the lustrous #houseki no kuni #spoilers #hnk spoilers #i wrote this instead of studying for physics :(

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demonicdeviation · 2 years

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Some HNK OCs for an AU I have where the 10000 years Phos raises the newly forming gems, these are only some of them

More about them under the cut!

New Cairngorm:

Formed during a thunderstorm and fell into the ocean, wandered around on the sea floor for around a century before the Admirabilis told Larimar about them and they were brought up to the surface to be polished.

Ghost Quartz was separated from them due to being chipped off half of their body.

They have no negative feelings towards them except maybe some awkward tension due to them growing apart over time

Kind of an airhead, they spent a lot of time in their own thoughts, which lends well to construction and building

Fights with a guandao style weapon

Hardness 7

Cat’s Eye

Cairngorms partner, they became friends before the lunarians tried to get Phos-Sensei to pray and they continued to be partners afterwards

They like to draw, they updated all the fauna illustrations in Phos-Sensei’s encyclopedia

They often draw up New Cairngorms blue prints

They call New Cairngorm “Gormie”

Despite drawing them with one sword they fight with dual curved swords

Hardness 8.5

New Ghost Quartz

Was separated from Cairngorm after being discovered by the gems, the rest of their body was rebuilt from scrap quartz by Bismuth

Wear varnish despite being a hardness 7 to hide the fact that half of their body is made from mishmash quartz, they try to tease New Cairn about it to little effect

Hot headed competitive idiot who thinks fighting with two swords gives them bragging rights over the other gems

Partners with Bloodstone

Harness 7

Pink Diamond

One of oldest of the new era gems

Used to be a bit of a gremlin, but has calmed down into the big brother type for the other gems

He’s in charge of Winter Duty since it doesn’t tire him out as much

Bismuth’s partner despite being asleep most of the year and Bismuth being the doctor

Fights with the typical sword

Hardness 10

Talc

The youngest gem, being only a couple hundred years old

They’re in charge of the Convalecent Center and the Library along with Malachite

They don’t fight, despite being partners with Malachite

In a lunarian attack their legs end up getting pulverized into dust, due to their low hardness nothing would stick so they were taken to the cord shore and ended up with platinum aloy legs

They have a complex about thinking they’re a burden on the other gems since they’re so weak and cant’ do much

“they’re a good kid” - Phos-Sensei

#hnk #houseki no kuni #hnk oc #hnk ocs #phos sensei era au #I'll write a comprehensive post on what I've planned out for this au later but for now I'll clear up some stuff in the tags #Bismuth was the second gem to be formed after Pink Diamond and they where the one who invented the varnish #Varnish is like the in canon powder except that it's more cream like and is used to provide strength to the skin of weaker gems #in order to keep them from chipping as easily #Larimar was the third gem to form and they wandered off into the ocean and befriended the admirabilis and kind of became deified by them #Malachite was given the job of librarian due to that if they come in contact with water they start to melt and become poisonous #hnk au #lotl #land of the lustrous #artists on tumblr

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penebui · 3 years

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yo rocky, do you have a post about ur hnk au ;-; i love ur art and all the small details on ur recent post so i think i picked up on some things that happen in the au

I havent, but since you asked, thisll be the post :33

Shit ton of info abt the au under cut

SO.. its pretty obvious the au is taken from vol 10's alternate cover from the special edition

I also looked to the background to know which gems were present around that time (Ruby and Padpa)

Apophyllite's design was in the chap 95, and i had to guess that they were apophyllite (someone on hnk wiki mistook em for pinkto, but pinkto has longer and curlier hair).

Aquamarine and Pinkflo were covered by speech bubbles so I drew over them without thinkong, only what first came to mind. Sphalerite was from the squished gem page 😢 also pinkflo takes care of winter cause thats the gem used for taking antarc to the moon. And apophyllite reacts harshly to heat so i thought itd be good for them to work winter with pinkflo

Now off of that, the main protags are topaz, Bluezo, and chryso. The deuteragonist is Lapis Lazuli. Padpa doesnt have any holes, and Rutile is younger so they have a rebellious personality (i think it was mentioned in the manga once)

With this au, itll have canon divergence. Most gems wont get taken to the moon, phos wont suffer huge trauma, etc. Cant guarantee theyll keep all of their limbs tho 😔

Context on the lapis and phos page I did: Lapis has a dream about Phos, well before they were born (as well as some other gems) and they keep this within their mind. Lapis wont tell Ghost, but they'll mention it to Chryso.

There will be two gems thatll be referenced from time to time who were the eldest and were taken to the moon, they do have canon designs but one had half of their face covered by a speech bubble and the other I had to line pictures together to see front and back (had to see which gems surrounded them too). Cant gurantee their classification will be the same as if miss ichikawa adds onto their characters

Heliodor, and most present gems will not be in the storyline until much later, as I see them as younger.

Ghost will not die, but cairn will be transfem cause i accept that BUT they will not be manipulated by stinky moon man because i hate his ass

#Hnk #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #lotl #vol 10 au #phriski-phriski #ask #my post

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pinktatertots99 · 4 years

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part two electric boogaloo blaugh this killed me. who knows if i’ll do the rest of the inmate rose gallery but knowing how i was with hnk you all probably would know i’d torture myself to make em.

your name is leeang pasech. you were an ex-assassin dragged into it at a young age by your boss, forced into killing his clients up until chique came into the picture and got you out, doesn’t excuse his trashness but it was alright. what isn’t is having some rustblood take you out in one punch, but the peaches were a nice peace offering. otherwise your busy training with your guard lusus and beating the crap outta chique or anyone thinking your the more feminine jade bloods.

10 1/2 sweeps. knight of blood. derse. quirk: 2 = A

your name is chique aloref. you were a, well still kinda are a chemist who used natural herbs to sell your medicine illegally by some stupid highblood standard or whatever. up until you were arranged to work with your boss hachi-monpig where ya met leeang and upaiey. and well you kinda led a revolution in getting em out and into basically troll equivalent of a lockdown neighborhood. but these lil shits still call you trash for wantin a good human smoke and lazing around like man can’t a guy get a break!?

12 1/2 sweeps. muse of doom. prospit. typing quirk: 7 = S and 1 = L

your name is upaiey goqing. your of a rather unique mustardblood’s with the ability to use mostly a teal electrical power that lasts longer then an average mustard blood that has gained attention of your ex-boss. so much so he kidnapped you and had your otherblooded allies believe you died as he sold your blood to other highblood’s for their own personal batteries as you weakened, taking on an assassin job by him just so you could get some blood back to get more energy back. only for chique to give some of his to you enough to give you power and annoy you for having to owe him one. but for now your busy trying to keep a certain olive-blood troll weeb at bay with his constant talk of becoming your student.

??? sweeps (implied to be 7 1/2 sweeps). lord of mind. derse. quirk: @ replaces A.

your name is honnie hachiy. your forced to live with your cellmate trious who gets on your nerves, but your alright with your guard lusus giving you special treatment for your amazing seadweller status. otherwise your busy looking over your array of bucket magazines the undies edition and working on your bullet strings to escape. and yes three horns IS normal for a completely not mixed seadweller whose not at all related to a lower hemospectrum of blood color fuck you trious.

10 sweeps. prince of rage. derse. typing quirk: <3 at the beginning. 2 = u and 8 = O.

your name is trious chrenf. you have a rather facination for human france once you finally looked it up on your husktop. otherwise your busy either looking better then your mustardweller of a roommate, making your own weapons and reading your bucket magazine the bra’s edition.

10 sweeps. thief of space. prospit. quirk: you actually cant type that bra look, and no =8 will not suffice, you know there’s some...off putting indigo blood’s and your better then their perverted extensives. but you do use 3 = E

your name is zakuro slirdl. you were snatched by some odd dudes who forced you into these cuffs that turn into the drills your syladex shows, which you can switch on if you pick out of it. but your not really wanting that, you wanna instead look over your guard lusus’s bucktoothbeasts, which guess you should’ve expected being an orange blood and all. surprises everyone really, your pretty sure jiyugo’s friend is jealous of that.

8 sweeps. slyph of hope. prospit. typing quirk: Z replaces S.

also have some bonus doodles including an early concept of trois being a mustard-blood and my trashpeach ship

#nanbaka #homestuck #nnbk #HS #home stuck #nanbaka the numbers #idiots with numbers #nanba prison #CrossOver #au #my art #i made this

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hnk-memes · 5 years

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antarc is still my main fav i cant get over them..... other than them tho i do like cairn (even currently because, idk theyre so INTERESTING) and yellow diamond. also padparadscha bc theyre iconic

Antarc is the best I agree, they’re a perfect baby.

Cairn I’m weak for but I have very mixed feelings about moon Cairn. They’re cute I’ll give them that.

YELLOW AND PADPA YES. Padparadscha is iconic I love them, I want them to come back I miss them. Yellow is an angel, and mod Cinnamon will confirm, they deserve better.

Antarc is flawless in every single way.I adore current Cairn. By the time I got into hnk Cairn was already introduced in the manga and a lot of art of them was made. I think because of that my expectations of them were too high, so when they were introduced I was just “oh really? That’s it? This guy sucks.” But Moon Cairn ohhh what a great look and personality.

YELLOWWWWW MY LOVE I miss them so much!! I’m so worried about them. Mod Phos is right they’re an angel. Padparadscha is such an icon. I’m secretly hoping they’re gonna come back with short hair.

#Anonymous

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red-dia · 5 years

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why do you think sensei doesnt pray for the lunarians? i really dont think its cause hes 'broken' since he's been shown helping shiro and the game pieces move on. i assume its bc he cant pray them away unless they're ready to move on but also dont know if the answer will really be that simple. i also have a theory that maybe he's literally tired from praying - the more he prays, the sleepier he gets. before praying the moonies away, he wants to prepare the gems for the day he might not wake up.

hmm i actually believe he hasn’t prayed for shiro, since he said shiro was “satisfied” or something like that. It sounds like shiro was unable to find peace before visiting sensei one last time, but after that he probably disappeared on his own…? (and speaking of that, I remember the french tl of vol 8 mentioning sensei was unable to pray for animals because his creator(s) made him as a prayer machine for humans only, and that’s why shiro was still there after all this time.. Still, I guess it could become an issue at some point, since ch72 confirms there’s still animals on the moon ..? Not sure where ichikawa is going with this tbh)And yeahh, I don’t know if the puzzle pieces would count as a confirmation that he’s able to pray; what are they even made of ? Can you compare them to human souls ? I feel like sensei had no control over those either, since he seemed really relieved when they disappeared and even thanked them, but they seem like some sort of abnomaly.

So, something like your theory may be possible : another similar theory I’ve seen a few times is that sensei may be keeping lunarians alive because gem society entierly revolves around them, so if they were to disappear gems would no longer have a reason to live, and they’d be bored for eternity.Both this theory and yours make sense, buuut i feel like they might be incoherent considering sensei’s speech around chapter 65, when Phos left for the moon with half of the gems. Sensei told the gems to keep going without him ; i don’t know what his plan was supposed to be, but since the lunarians are after him, the gems would have been left alone and it would be really counterproductive. Yet, sensei was ready to abandon the gems if that meant the lunarians would stop killing them, so it really feels like he won’t/can’t pray for lunarians for a really personal reason, and not something that would involve gems.

Now, here’s my personal take : I think sensei could actually be broken, but it’s not a huge deal because living beings are still able to die without his intervention anyway. But still, the lunarians would want him to get to work because :1) they are ignorant and think sensei praying is the only way for them to die, 2) or, they want to die as soon as possible and finding peace by themselves would take them too long, or too much effort, 3) or, they’re literally unable to find peace like shiro because they’re troubled and restless (possibly because of their human nature?) - and sensei would really be their only hope.

Another possibility is that sensei may not be a prayer machine at all, or at least not in the way the lunarians think he is. To be fair, you have to keep in mind that the lunarians seem 100% different from humans (as in, i doubt they remember anything from their human lives), and they have no way to prove what they say, which means they may be wrong on many points without even realising it. Sensei told phos he was a “tool created by humans”, but unfortunately phos didn’t ask him anything else on that topic, so for all we know sensei could be a pasta machine or literally anything else.

So yeah, my point is, it seems like a soul has to meet specific requirements to be able to die. So, i feel like sensei may not be a LITERAL prayer machine, but more like some sort of “guide”, or even a teacher, supposed to show the lunarians how they can meet these requirements or find peace or something like that - and since the lunarians don’t understand how he’s supposed to work, they keep doing shitty things to get him to pay attention and he situation keeps getting worse. I think it could make sense cause :

- it seems coherent considering the buddhist subtext ; buddhism tends to teach values like patience and bettering oneself, etc etc, and i think the lunarians being forced to live eternally sounds like some sort of punishment for their bad actions and the way they keep doing questionable things even in death. They’re pretty much stuck in a vicious circle producing nothing but bad karma, and i can’t see it stop all of a sudden because they received a few prayers. On the other hand, keeping them alive for a bit (…or lot) longer so they can learn how they should behave sounds more fair.- Sensei’s first decision when he found out about the gems’ existence was to give them “healthful and learned lives”, his primary attribute is servility, and it seems he literally named himself Sensei ? And yet, we know he tends to be limited by his nature as a robot, so either professor made a prayer machine and went “but what if it could also be a Dad”, either being a teacher/caretaker was another of his main attributes.- Honestly, so far 90% of the conflicts in hnk have been caused by people being awfully bad at communicating so i really feel like assuming the lunarians jumped to conclusions regarding sensei’s role and they accidentally doomed themselves

Or maybe that’s just a huge stretch, idk. But hey, since sensei seems to be unable to talk about anything related to his identity, it looks like we we’ll have to wait for a while before knowing what’s going on /:

#im so sorry. this is so fucking long i meant to write three lines but i got carried away... shout out to the 3 ppl wholl read this entierly #also regarding the part on buddhism heres a reminder im not buddhist myself so i may be 100% wrong and if thats the case feel f #ree to kick my ass #asks

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donutcats · 7 years

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it’s gay if it’s on the moon

[read on ao3]

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lance: I cant believe I'm dating a genji main

keith: says the guy that has every one of mei's skins

lance: mEI IS NOT THAT BAD

keith: shE'S A FUCKING TROLL, AN ICE DEMON, JUST LIKE YOU

lance: SHOCK AND OFFENSE

pidge: MEI IS SHIT THEY STILL HAVENT PATCHED THAT ICE WALL GLITCH WHERE SHE CAN GET OUT OF THE MAP

lance: MEI IS A FUCKING GOD

pidge: sometimes i remember keith doesnt main reaper and then im surprised

hunk: right ??

lance: bae might be emo but he's not some sort of Edgy Trope cmon

keith: tru, plus genji has a knife why would i pass up Knife™

pidge: while you were busy being heterosexual I studied the blade

keith: pidge and i studied together

lance: im fucking leaving lance: to go play ovw cus now i wanna

pidge: same tho

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-overwatch group chat-

pidge: someone @shiro we need those salty heals

lance: I’ll go ana til he can join

hunk: shweet

keith: oh man what will we ever do without a mei keith: mssged him btw keith: allura too so we can have full team

lance: a) stFU keith lance: secondly, did we wanna go vc?

pidge: i cant !! and im mad !! pidge: techincally I’m supposed to be studying and writing shit lolololol

hunk: ovw is such a deadly siren tho

keith: I think we’re the real deadly sirens

lance: i mean

keith: since none of us are trying to convince podge to do school

pidge: podge

lance: podge

keith: fuck off

hunk: podge

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lance: ult is ready

keith: boost me

lance: y

keith: /my/ ult is ready

lance: .......hnk get ready for nano boost

hunk: o hey my ult’s ready too hunk: once I respawn we can combo ult keith!

keith: ur prejudice against genji is astonishing keith: at least hunk appreciates me

lance: tbh i understand why hanjo killed his brother

keith: mcfuckin rude

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pidge: do u guys want tele or shields??

lance: shields pls!!

keith: shields

[pidge has placed a teleporter]

lance: i hate u

allura: dont go through tele, it's on a cliff allura: thank you for that pidge

hunk: PIDGE

pidge: can u hear me cackling

keith: all yall suck

hunk: all y’all

pidge: YALL

lance: yALL lance: fUKC I WAS TOO BUST TYPING YALL ND I DIED

keith: thats what u get keith: karma is a bitch

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lance: i cant believe keef chose junkrat this round

keith: nepal is prime junkrat real estate keith: dont call me keef

lance: babe lance: /babe/ lance: im gonna

shiro: I think I’m gonna try zenyatta this round, I wanna get better at him tbh

lance: zen is perf for this team

allura: Gay’s, into the iris

hunk: unpopular opinion hunk: I feel odd not having a genji on our team

pidge: feels bad op

keith: !!! keith: I told you genji was a vital part of any team

lance: shut the fuuuuuhhhk up keef

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shiro: aye

allura: Nice!!

lance: mcfuckin yelling

keith: ???

hunk: you got potf man

lance: i h8 how u get potg even when ur not genji lance: nd u didn’t even nOTICE lance: i h8 u

keith: I know keith: I'm just too mlg for you

pidge: get on his level

hunk: potg*

lance: potf= play of the fUCK YOU

hunk: that would have been potfy

lance: I’m blocking you all

keith: ;3c

lance: esp keith

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shiro: we should play a round where we all try each other's mains shiro: it’ll either be chaos or maybe we’ll learn something about each other shiro: I’m betting on chaos

hunk: is this your way of trying to get lance to stop yelling about genji for 5min

shiro: maybe so

lance: i refuse to touch genji with a 50 foot stick

keith: same, I rlly dont wanna play mei

hunk: I choose mercy

shiro: zarya

pidge: allura u pick sombra and tell me what hero u want me to be

allura: oooo yes I’ve been wanting to try sombra! allura: play tracer, i love playing her on kings row nd i think you’ll do rlly well!

lance: fukc u all

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lance: keith im breaking up with you

keith: lamo

lance: hE GOT POTG AS MEI lance: thIS RELATIONSHIP IS OVER lance: im gonna be junkrat fukc u all

keith: good luck

lance: fukc u espeically lance: twice as hard

keith: kinky

pidge: my delicate child ears do not want to see that

lance: uR 16 SHUT UR HELL UP

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hunk: I want everyone to know that lance is currently crying, i can hear him from my room

keith: ??? keith: what why

shiro: make sure he has tissues

lance: POTG BINCHES, AS JUNKERS lance: EAT MY ENTIRE ASS

hunk: he’s crying out of pure joy

keith: why are you like this

pidge: lance, my child ears

allura: hate to admit it but lance’s ult came in clutch at the end there

lance: hATE ?? TO ADMIT IT ? LURA PLS lance: ok i think im gonna leave on that high note lance: also ovw is starting to wear on me for today

shiro: big mood

hunk: that last game made me sweat

keith: no need to say bye when we’re just gonna open group chat in a minute anyways keith: btw lance I’m coming over

[keith has logged out of overwatch]

lance: !!!!!

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-it’s gay if it’s on the moon-

lance: [selfie of him and keith with the duo flower crown snapchat filter] lance: I woke up like this lance: flawless

keith: we both know you didn’t wake up like that

lance: uhm? rude? lance: u suck

keith: u suck more ??

lance: why am i even dATING YOU

keith: BITCH I DONT KNOW WHY ARE U

lance: IM RLLY STARTING TO WONDER MYSELF

keith: wHY DO I PUT UP WITH U

pidge: those crazy kids are at it again pidge: I’m turning off notifs or else they’re bickering is going to distract tf outta me

allura: can I ask why you’re messaging each other when keith is obviously with you?

lance: UR JUST LIKE ?? THE WORST ?? lance: keiths feelin a bit nonverbal thats all

keith: IF THERE’S ONE THING U WIN AT IT’S BEING THE WORST

hunk: btw I just want everyone to know they're both currently laying on the floor of lance's room, cuddling and kissing

lance: yOU FUCKING NARK

keith: ratting us out

lance: i trusted you hunk

allura: I hope you feel better keith!

keith: I see how it is keith: thanks allura

lance: im gonna kick hunks ass

pidge: do u also kick puppies in ur free time damn lance

keith: wait no, dont try and kick his ass keith: let me, i know martial arts keith: he'd be able to squish u like a bug

lance: bABE <3

shiro: why would anyone fight hunk tho

lance: me i’d fight hunk lance: as much as i love him, when u’ve known someone for half of ur life its v easy to say you wanna kick their ass

shiro: you do have a point shiro: I always want to kick keith’s ass

pidge: can confirm pidge: 100% always want to chuck matt’s ass to pluto on the daily

hunk: keith is now sitting in my bed, in the blankets and watching a funny cat video with me

lance: a much more scandalized BABE than before

keith: i couldn’t do it, its hunk cmon keith: only a monster would try to beat up hunk

hunk: lance is now trying to get into my bed w/ keith hunk: i made them leave because he hAS A ROOM DONT KICK ME OUT OF MINE

pidge: this is amazing

lance: keef and i are back home safe and sound

keith: im gonna nap keith: lance, we're gonna nap

lance: ok we're napping guys byeeeee

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keith: I'm awake but at what cost

pidge: bitch me too the fuck

shiro: pidge....... language...... pls......

pidge: binch me too the fack

shiro: thats not shiro: ok

hunk: I thought you didn’t wanna be distracted pidge hunk: go back to your homework child

pidge: shhhhhhhut

keith: lance is still sleeping and im bored keith: im gonna try and cook something

hunk: why????? hunk: im afraid for you, i might come out and help

keith: tbh lance is like 80% of my impulse control at this point

pidge: I never thought I'd see the day that Lance Mcclain was anyone's impulse control

hunk: same tho

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keith>>shiro

keith: have you ever just looked at someone and like keith: they're not even doing anything special but you still keith: you love them so damn much and if you don't tell them This Instant something's going to explode in your chest keith: killing you instantly

shiro: what did lance do?

keith: he woke up from his nap keith: kissed me on the cheek keith: told me i looked nice in his sweater keith: im so far gone and im dying shiro keith: i want a winter funeral, dark colored flowers, my selfie with the most likes can be used keith: actually no I’ll link you the selfie i want used as the portrait thing dw

shiro: you're honestly so damn adorable, I know you hate when I say that but you are, like you're so in love and I love hearing about it because you're so happy and i'm happy for you and !!! shiro: im just glad that you found something shiro: something you don't want to run from

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-it’s gay if it’s on the moon-

hunk: i'm eating my pizza in my room now, because after reading something on his phone keith started crying and now him and lance are saying how much they love each other

pidge: i can't believe i missed that what the fuck

shiro: that's good shiro: not the crying part, but the love part

pidge: CURSE YOU 10 PAGE MINIMUM ESSAY BUT SINCE IM AN EXTRA BITCH I'M SHOOTING FOR 15 AHHHH pidge: or else i woulda Been there pidge: u know actually sometimes I’m concerned with how invested we are in our friends love lives tbh

hunk: can’t relate

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lance>>keith

lance: ♡♡♡♡♡

keith: ur literally laying next to me

lance: i know, but it's late and i can't tell you "blue heart emoji" irl without sounding weird lance: i can say i love you but cmon lance: 5 blue heart emojis have a certain feel, certain oomph

keith: large sigh keith: ♥♥♥♥♥

lance: i saw u counting those out and honestly?? lance: i need to thesaurus dot com a diff word for adorable hold up

keith: is held up

lance: charming lance: nah lance: cute, darling, dear lance: delectable ;)

keith: pls stop

lance: heavenly, luscious, pleasing lance: precious

keith: lance pls

lance: it’s no use i can see you laughing lance: sexy, suave ;33c

keith: oh my god stOP IT keith: either u can keep looking for words to call me or u can put down ur phone and kiss me

lance: otherworldly, rapturous, enchanting lance: ok i'm done ;*

#voltron #klance #my writing #this is super self indulgent lbr #there's no actual plot ok #chatfic #i didnt give them funny names because im lazy #if anyone is interested to know who i hc the paladins to main in ovw hmu

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plantparadise · 6 years

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Hey!! Fun fact, but you actually got me into HNK!! I've decided to read the manga sense the anime getting another season will take way longer, and I'm impatient and info hungry. Do you know where I should start reading for it to align as best it can with where the anime left off?

oh my gosh thats so cute im so glad i got you into it! in my opinion you should start on chapter 31 and read onwards! in 32 it introduces a new character right away that you cant afford to miss but it may be a bit confusing so its best to read over something that was at the end of the anime to touch up.i hope you have fun reading it and dont be afraid to reach out if you want to talk about it!

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pinktatertots99 · 5 years

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Number 29 of the smut prompts for Yellow and Zircon? :D

jlfsjklfjkldsfklsdjkf oh lordy wowsers i’m getting a buncha ships haha.

also may or may not be a side story that happened with this rutipad fic~. nsfw under the cut.

also if you guys want me to write these hnk couple sex scenes with SPECIFIC genitals lemme know. i like to explore with alot of em and well, it’s sometimes difficult to try and write ambiguous sex scenes even tho i have tried before with doing it with friends and i don’t mind doing it it’s interesting and i definitely don’t mind doing em. not to mention it’d be interesting with different takes and headcanons people have. also if you want like human aus or gem ones i can totes do those too. i just do human cause it seems kinda, obligatory and weirds people out from experience.

anyways ONTO THE SHOW!!!

smut prompts

29. “If you cant sleep…then how about we have sex?”

“…mmmmmm….” yellow wrinkled their face lightly as they grew concience, not like they were that asleep anyways with the other’s noises of concern.

“oi zirc.” they mumbled turning to face them. “you okay?” the curly headed younger shook their head as they stared up at the tent’s roof. “i’m-i’m still…scared of…i just can’t sleep.”

hmmm, maybe the ghosts idea wasn’t a good one they thought. they hummed a bit, causing the other to jump before feeling comforted that it was just yellow. the blonde then snapped their fingers in an ‘a-ha!’ and turned to them. “well, if you can’t sleep…then how bout we have sex?~” they teased.

“…okay.”

they blushed. “w-wha-seriously??? i was- your sure?”

“yeah.” they sat up. “i need a distraction p-please.” they hesitated, already moving close to yellow. “i-is that…okay? with you?”

“…your askin me???” they asked surprised. “i mean yeah, yeah that’s fine i’m just, didn’t think-…but yea-yeah yeah we can yeah.”

the younger nodded, seeming to hesitate lightly. yellow could see it so plainly. “h-hey we can do something e-” they were cut off by the sudden pair of lips mashing onto theirs, a bit of pain in their nose from the abrupt kiss. they hummed as they pet zirc’s curly hair, already calming a bit from it as they pressed on.

yellow slipped their tongue through their lips, making the other gasp but comply, shyly having their tongue go at theirs. soon they felt them getting ontop of them, surprised by the sudden want of dominance they wanted, but then again this was kinda nice to see what this kid could do~.

moving a hand up their shirt and another down their pants yellow bit their lip as their curious hands moved all over them. the younger seeming determined as they started trying to remove their clothes hesitantly.

allowing them to yellow sat up and started helping them out of their own, taking a bit to give em a few tricks up their own sleeves~. kissing them passionately they started going down their neck, to their chest and further, gaining cute little whines from them as they did.

they felt getting pushed back down as yellow felt the other almost mimicking their own markings of kissing and biting down their neck, biting their lip lightly as they did so.

it didn’t help during it their hand hesitantly touching them between their legs, having them making them muffle more moans. both panting.

“u-unm…” zircon stammered out. “wh-where, how do i…what stuff do we…” yellow looked up and went to their bag, picking out a double sided vibrator. “will this do?~” the other flushed but nodded slowly. moving back ontop of them, prepared and ready zircon looked nervous.

“g-good?” they asked. “yeah yeah it’s good man. no worries.” they replied as zircon turned on the vibrator, both biting their lips to keep from noise coming out of either of them. on instinct zircon started rubbing their body onto the other, kissing them as yellow shockingly kisses back, rubbing back and touching eachother as both started feeling closer.

“g-gonna-”

“same..here…”

after one last kiss both squealed into the kiss as their climaxes quivered through their bodies. immediately zircon flopped onto them, yellow coughing a bit as they did so.

‘passed out’ they thought as they petted their head. ‘…heh, cute.’ they smiled as they themself drifted off to sleep, excited for the beer trip tomorrow.

#hnk #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #lotl #fanfiction #writing #ziryellow #zircyellow #yellowzirc #yellow diamond x zircon #zircon x yellow diamond #suggestive #lemon #the pink one speaks #i made this

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