Janus: *gives him a long look* Handsome, dumb, a little egotistical, muscular, good with a sword, good dresser, caring to a fault, romantic, slays monsters in the imagination…
Roman: Wow, that’s really specific, is it someone I know?
I just want to let you know that there is a city in Florida named Melbourne, so imagine Logan and Oscar with that confusion.
I have heard of this mysterious place called Melbourne in Florida, and it could be absolutely hilarious.
I'm picturing baby Logan, fresh outta the US education system, meeting baby Oscar, asking where he's from, and Oscar saying Australia, then "where in Australia?" "Melbourne!" "BUT MELBOURNE'S IN FLORIDA!"
Their first argument. Oscar still teases Logan about it all these many years later.
After the local farm boy handy man and guard in training started started demolishing the burnt remains of the old lords house, farm boy was shot in the chest with an arrow and in response to this the lord convinced (kidnapped) dozens of people from a lordless village nearby to move into our village and arranged 2 more marriages
But here’s the Gymrat!Sides’ height comparisons (in their workout get-ups)... I’m just amused that Patton is the tallest and Remus is the shortest here. :,D
Yeah. I’m not dead yet, just busy adulting and being too drained to get creative as much as I want to be...
Logan: Your arm’s not even broken. You’ll be fine, now get out of my office.
Roman: You know protecting the imagination from fake real monsters is more dangerous than people realize.
Patton: You’re very brave, Roman!
Roman: Thank you Patton!
Logan: Get out, I have work to do.
Roman: You know, knight isn’t even my job. And it isn’t even Prince. Which is a common misconception. Actually my job? It’s just SWORD.
Logan: And what a good job you do at sword. Now both of you leave.
Roman: Hey Patton? Can I come to your house tonight?
Patton: Sure! I don’t have anything big planned. Just a giant blowout party with all the sides and planned choreography and a bespoke song, you should stop by!
Roman: So cool.
Logan: If you need me, I’ll be working at the park. Can’t get anything done around here.