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balaclavacharles · 9 months
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His smile though.
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scrollonso · 18 days
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almost 10 minutes of driver content and only 16 seconds of lancey 😓
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lemonsweet · 6 months
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I am destroying artists jobs to make these
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miyuukikazu · 1 year
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AKIRA - BIKE NERDS IN LOVE *KANEDA*
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Charactes- Kaneda Shotarou and yourself (mentions of Yamagata, Kaisuke, Tetsuo)
Headcanons, x fem!reader, fluff, incredibly long, curse words (just a few)
DISCLAMER: There is a description of a backstory and this is to give more depth and personality to the reader and the headcanons themselves
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We all know this man underestimates women like completely
Like completely
Probably thinks that they know NOTHING about his area of interests
But of course, he comes across someone who knows about bikes
Enter you lmao
So like he goes into some bike shop that just opened up and he's looking for new tools and he's like looking around and you spot him swinging his head around like a dumbass
"Hey, can I help you?" you call out in mild concern.
And lo and behold, a teenage girl around his age and height is sitting behind the counter flipping through a magazine (of your interest)
Bro just stares at you for a good 3 minutes before you let out a light chuckle and he snaps back to reality.
"Uhhhhhh.....you work here?" he asks in slight hesitation.
Like no way is his fifteen years of life has he ever met a girl who does not work at a cafe or the boutique on the corner run by the batty old lady.
A girl who works at a bike shop. wow. mind blown.
"Yeah I work here. Whatcha lookin' for? I'll help ya out"
The shock's worn off. Dw he's fine now.
After a short conversation abt the best tools to use, materials, ect, he pays for his stuff and leaves.
Your boss comes out from the back room and hooks his arm around your neck putting you in a gentle headlock "Yeah I knew you were into delinquents" He jests, "Shutcha mouth ya old geezer" You retaliate which in turn, elicits a deep chuckle from the man.
A few days pass and the same guy returns but he comes with what looks like his gang.
"Hey! Your back" You acknowledge his presence after detaching from your magazine.
"Uh-huh, the boys needed some new tools so I thought I'd bring them 'round here."
'The boys? Tf-' you thought trying not to laugh. He sounded like some football dad.
"Yeah no problem, I'll take care of it" you walked over to them and stared the tallest of the group in the eyes trying to get one of them to talk.
Clearly they were not expecting a female here.
Yamagata cleared his throat rather loudly and started asking rapid-fire questions about bikes and tools (with a large amount of spelling errors that Tetsuo and Kaisuke had to correct for him) not expecting you to answer a single one correctly
And what was Kaneda doing the whole time?
Staring
Right at you.
He thinks he's developing a crush (he was thinking about you in the days he was not at the shop. He's probably developing some illness or smth)
You could feel his gaze so you turned your head towards his after helping Yamagata to ask if the poor guy was ok.
He froze up for just a second before responding "Oh yeah. Totally fine. Don't worry about me babe" Yeah he's fine-wait- BABE?
You've known the guy for what 2 days? Is he actually fr?
'He's probably a Casanova or something.. yeah that.. I shouldn't get too invested in him' Uh-huh sure. Don't go lying to yourself now
Self-awareness is knowing that you're both falling for each other and self-awareness is knowing that you can do nothing about it.
As weeks pass, Kaneda-or Shotarou- for that matter, (he insisted that you should be on first name basis) is visiting for shop more and more.
At first you assumed that he was just getting the regular tools or even to get his bike looked at by Boss Man
But his visits become more frequent and repetitive so you finally realize whats going on. It took a lot of courage like I mean you have a big crush on the guy (realized after a lot of self-reflection) and he's obviously got a crush on you (words from Boss Man himself)
You two eventually (finally) go out together to this hole-in-the-wall ramen shop which sells the best food known to man.
It's incredibly awkward.
Like no one speaks up.
That is until Shotarou asks about how you got your job and it spirals into this conversation about backstories and how the Boss Man recruited you after he saw you looking at the bikes so intently.
Bros mesmerized at hearing you talk so much. Loves your voice and how it changes depending on how your depict a scene or how your eyes light up when you mention something you love (it's him but don't tell)
After the food he took you to this spot on a bridge where you could see like all of Neo-Tokyo and is so. fucking. quiet...again.
You realize that this may be your only chance that you get so you go for it. You only live once.
"Hey, so um.... I've got somethin' that I wanna say to you...."
"Huh?" He perks up at the sound of your voice
"So like uhh...I like you....um yeah"
So fucking awkward.
You feel like falling into a void that might just open and swallow you up.
"Oh same"
What the fuck
What
hUh-
Testing the waters, you lean you head onto his shoulder and respond "That's good... I'm glad I didn't embarrass myself"
He laughs in response and wraps an arm around your shoulder pulling you closer to him "Lucky you, huh? You've got me as your boyfriend sweetheart. Lucky you..."
Oh yeah your hella lucky now
Best day of your life hands down
You are now two bike nerds in love
Congrats
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On the other side of the bridge....
"BRO DID YOU SAW THAT???"
"It's pronounced 'see' Yamagata and yes, we're looking in the same damn direction"
"My bad dude, you don't hafta be six foot up my ass"
"It's pronounced six feet not six foo-"
"SHUT UP TETSUO"
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@kaneydas
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theromaboo · 9 months
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The Eighth Day of Britannicus
Today I will be doing Waga Na wa Nero (My Name is Nero).
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Which mini marshmallow had a child with a baby chick and then tried to pretend the child was Brit? He looks so small and soft. He couldn't hurt a fly if he tried to. If you push him over he might just disintegrate. He's trying his best to look annoyed but he just looks cute.
I don't especially like this one but I don't especially hate it. Solid neutral.
He looks a little younger than the age he historically should be here, 13. However, apparently in the Waga Na wa Nero universe, Nero was 14 when he became emperor, while in this universe, Nero was 16 when he became emperor. So I'm just assuming everyone's two years younger here, so Brit will be 11. Which looks like a pretty accurate age for the drawing.
I think this Britannicus had the shortest career of all the other Brits. He dies in the chapter after the one he was introduced in, and his death is so fast and unexpected I nearly got whiplash.
Agrippina tells Nero that she made Nero emperor and she can easily replace him with Britannicus. Two panels later, Brit is dead. We didn't even get the chance to say hi or something. In Kento Ankokuden Cestvs, Britannicus lived for a healthy amount of chapters. Here, he didn't even make it through an entire chapter. Dang.
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janaispunk · 7 months
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so… do you too frequently pretend that this is a picture of your boyfriend holding y’all’s dog or are you normal?
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canineluvz · 1 month
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resisting the urge to f/o a character i met literally an hour ago
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rosyronkey · 2 years
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my furby just sang twinkle twinkle little star and i cheered what am I doing with my life
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lonesome--hunter · 2 years
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Sir pls I am roasting.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 6 days
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Expertise can't help you here.
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scrollonso · 19 days
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sometimes i forget how old he is and then he posts stuff like this
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shadowtraveled · 2 months
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"mithrun is the only real monsterfucker in dungeon meshi" is objectively the funniest bit you can get out of his everything, but in all seriousness i think his attraction to his love interest is deliberately overstated—and that makes sense, because romantic jealousy is a classic and digestible motive, which is explicitly what kabru was aiming for in condensing mithrun's backstory, and also because until chapter 94, mithrun wasn't willing to admit to the true nature of his desires.
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but because romantic envy is both classic and digestible, it probably isn’t a unique enough or complicated enough desire to tempt a demon’s appetite. mithrun’s wish, as far as we can figure from kabru’s reduced retelling, was to have a life in which he had never become one of the canaries, and that carries like 3857 implications and desires within it. that’s delicious. his love interest acts as sort of a red herring to his motivation for making it, though. (side note: i'm saying "love interest" here because, keeping in mind that i barely speak japanese on a good day anymore, "想い人" is something i'd usually take as just kind of an old-fashioned and romantic way to refer to a lover, but in context i wonder if both the connotation of yearning and the vagueness are intentional, and i think this phrasing gets those aspects of it more effectively. anyway.)
mithrun considered his love interest to be untrustworthy. there was a minute where i thought that comment might be about a similar-looking elf (yugin, one of his squad members), but comparing the two…
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the "sketchy" arrow is definitely referring to the elf we know as his love interest—the bangs go toward her right, she only has the one forehead ornament, and, most notably, her ears aren't notched.
every time she’s given a full-body depiction in his dungeon, she’s drawn as a chimera, with the body of a snake from the waist down. (side note: the “what if a dungeon has chimeras before reaching level 4?”/“then the dungeon lord is unstable” exchange just being mithrun grilling his past self alive is so funny. he’s so. but anyway) there are a couple things about this.
first, the snake part of the chimera appears to be modeled after some species of coral snake mimic
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which, in the biology-for-fun manga, i… doubt is a coincidence, especially with the added context of the “untrustworthy” comment. the dungeon’s conjured illusion of mithrun’s love interest was a harmless copycat of a venomous original. for whatever reason, he felt this person was a threat and made up a "safe" version of her to be in a relationship with, and while it’s definitely possible to be attracted to or even love someone you find to be toxic and/or intimidating, when you take that into consideration alongside the configuration of her body, you get some interesting implications.
which brings us to our second point: if we assume that mithrun was not in fact fucking a snake, then sexual attraction, at least, was so far removed from his idea of a relationship with this person that he did not even bother to keep her dungeon copy human enough to maintain the illusion of the option of a sexual relationship. this is somewhat echoed in the depictions of their interactions, which also imply a frankly unexpected romantic distance. she kisses his cheek and he doesn't seem to react; she's at the edge of a narrow bed with only one set of pillows, on top of his blankets while he's underneath them.
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the kiss is particularly interesting because it seems to contrast the text. kabru's narration tells us this was everything mithrun could have asked for, but mithrun is there looking unreadable to pensive, likely because this is right before the panel that makes it clear things in the dungeon are beginning to go wrong.
walking through this backwards for a minute, we have the physical barrier of his bedding and the spatial separation inherent in a bed made for one person, the emotional barrier of his mounting anxiety getting in the way of his ability to enjoy the affection he sought, and... the snake, which historically carries the connotation of temptation, yes, but also mistrust, barring physical intimacy. okay. ok. if a dungeon reflects the mentality of its lord, all of this might suggest that mithrun was not able to have any real desire for a relationship with this person. his unwillingness to be vulnerable or let another person in was insurmountable. but in that case, why was she such a focal point that she remained to the end, after his dungeon had stopped creating iterations of his friends to come and visit him? why would he get so upset over her meeting with his brother that he became lord of a dungeon about it?
well. mithrun's brother was also interested in her, probably genuinely. and mithrun had to win.
you have an older brother who your parents completely ignore, probably in part because he is chronically ill/disabled and almost definitely in part because he received a ton of recessive traits that resulted in rumors that he was an illegitimate child. you are aware, most likely because those same parents fucking told you, that you actually are an illegitimate child. but they keep you around because you had the good fortune of looking just like your mother. what can that possibly teach you but that you, like your brother, are disposable?
it's utterly unsurprising that mithrun, under these circumstances, developed a pathological need to be better than everyone around him. people don't keep you otherwise. i'd argue this is also why he says he looked down on everyone he knew while milsiril claims his dungeon reeked of feelings of inferiority—he sought out people's worst traits and prioritized them in his mind to protect his already extremely fragile sense of self-worth, and all the while he tried to be as likable and high-performing as he possibly could be. his parents disposed of him anyway, but even then he tried to keep up the performance. he was kind to everyone. he never once lost to a dungeon.
when he saw his "love interest" meeting up with his brother, what he saw was himself being replaced by a person his parents had always treated as worthless, and if that was what they thought of the child they'd kept, what value could anyone possibly see in the bastard they'd given away to die? mithrun and kabru tell the story like he wanted to win this unnamed elf's heart, but it was never about being with her. it was about cementing his worth, proving that he didn't deserve to be thrown away.
and so it's particularly cruel that his demon discarded him, too. but maybe it's also particularly gentle that, in the end, there was someone who refused to even consider giving up on him.
kui laid it out in three panels better than i could hope to.
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yeah. it's love. you wanted to be loved, even when the only way you were able to understand it was through the desire to be wanted, and you wanted that so badly that the idea of being consumed felt like the promise of finally mattering to someone.
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night-creeps · 8 months
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Weirdest fricken cat in the whole wide world ❤️
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babygirlracing · 1 year
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When very special people are a part of your life 🥰😭🥵😧😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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pls dad astarion i beg of you
as much as i really want to i don’t know how much sense it makes, so for now let’s just be unserious
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