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I only ever see Danny with deaged Ellie and Dan but I want to see Vlad having to raise Ellie and Dan, the absolute chaos. As far as anyone who knows why is concerned he has not had a single girlfriend or significant other since probably High School. then all of a sudden he comes around with two kids.  the idea would work with redeemed Vlad quite well. Danny would still be involved but he would be busy with school whether that be college or High School depending on the time. 

I had a dc x dp idea for this

Danny is friends with one of the bat family members and gets invited to the Wayne Gala that Vlad is also invited to. I imagine this with redeemed Vlad so when the two of them see each other it's snarky but not a physical confrontation. The people overhearing don't think anything of it until Danny asks about Ellie and Dan. The person who overhears doesn't really think anything of it after they find out it's Vlad's kids but when Danny mentions them as his kid too it gets very concerning. I always see this idea with Danny very obviously being a single parent but I want to see chill co-parenting between two of them but if you get any context it becomes very concerning.

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Prompt 291

You know what? I’m feelin’ a Prompt with the whole halfa family, all the clones and everything. 

See, Danny? He’s grown up, he’s moved out, started looking at colleges himself after spending a few years travelling and learning about himself without the threat of a ghost attack. 

He’s kept in touch with his friends, both living and dead, and ignores Vlad for the most part now that they’ve reached a truce of sorts, and honestly? He’s just living his life. 

But see, it’s kind of hard to figure out what college to pick, with his admittedly not-great choices. Look, he might have a new-ish ID but he’s still visibly not exactly human (though thankfully doesn’t have to worry about the GIW after a… summer activity that ended with several missing buildings) 

And most people he goes to? Finds him ‘too unsettling’ which excuse him?? How is he unsettling? He’s a twenty-five year old with six kids ranging from one to six! How is that “scary” huh? Ancients, and all this is making him use the cash he’s saved up over time. 

And then- as though all of this isn’t stressful enough and he’s not genuinely worried that he won’t have enough money to feed the kids if he goes to school- a hero nearly trips over Jordan and starts freaking out. He is so fucking done. 

#mom danny #space core danny #sun core dan #moon core ellie #why yes he named his clone-sons after stars #dp x dc

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Omg😂 Both of them would! Andrew would be such a badass that when Neil discovers the truth in the end the boy would be shook and more in love with Andrew than ever!

andreil in this au with andrew as the undercover michelin inspector and neil as the real spy confusing andrew for a fellow agent just bc andrew refused to correct him when?

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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neil stays winning huh

#i would be losing my mind if i was neil too #he’s got that man ready to risk it all #<prev tags are so right #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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😂The misunderstandings with the batfam would be even funnier if you add in mom Danny; and Vlad and Danny are Dani and Dan’s parents.

Vlad, Dan and Dani move across dimensions to Gotham because of some bad stuff happening in their own dimension. Vlad has a lot of his money with him in cash, and they quickly get themselves fake id's as father and his two children. Vlad's plan is to keep low profile, wait it out and then return. Dan and Dani don't care about Vlad's plan.

Vlad is shady, Dan and Dani are causing shenanigans, and a bunch of coincidences leads to people believing that they're some sort of mafia family.

Some idiots try to rob Dani and she blurts out "Do you know who my dad is?". Dan emerges from the shadows, sends Dani off and makes extremely specific and detailed threats of slow and painful death to the would-be robbers. He finishes the speech by adding that they would be wishing for him to do all of that if his and Dani's father found out about the robbery.

Then Dan accidentally recruits a group of goons by beating up their boss and feeling kinda responsible for the henchmen.

Then Dani steals the talons.

Dan has a fight over territory with one of the smaller rogues.

Dani steals Scarecrow's chemicals.

All the while they keep convincing people that this is all a part of some bigger plan of Masters family. First it's just a misunderstanding, then they keep doing it to annoy Vlad. Some people think that Masters is just a surname, some think that Master is a rogue's name. After a while everyone knows that there's an up-and-coming crime family.

Vlad is entirely oblivious. He doesn't know shit. He ends up making a small organisation (restaurant? car repair shop?) to hire people who keep coming to him. He's not sure why his children tell all these people that he can help but they are in trouble, so he helps. And then helps again, and again. All the places he opens look like crime fronts.

Vlad is still unaware that he's a mob boss.

Maybe at some point Dan and Dani think that Vlad figured this out (because its obvious) but doesn't say anything because the police has bugged their house or because he wants plausible deniability.

Obviously all of this ends with the Bats deciding to confront Masters. It's also the perfect moment for Danny to enter.

Here, have a shitty meme showing the moment.

Danny: I left you here fOR ONE MONTH

Vlad: It's not my fault!

Danny: I figured. Dani, if I give you a candy, will you tell me what the hell you've done?

Dani: What kind of candy?

Danny, handing out a Yellow Lantern ring: A Ring Pop.

Dani, snatching it: We accidentally started a mob family :D

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my friend's explanation of how the foxes treat andreil 😭

#there is depth to her argument #to be found #<prev tags are so right #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg

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See if I show you the wip then I have to finish it 👀 hold me to this

#they really would too #andrew gives warnings but i have a feeling renee doesn't #< prev tags

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"would you still want me if I was a worm?"

"why would you be a worm?"

"answer the question, Josten"

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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“and so it goes” by billy joel is sickeningly andrew minyard coded

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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Aaahhh!😭

Looking at these two notes I made once and thinking, "WHO TF HURT YOU GIRL"

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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the idea that after his identity is revealed, Neil reverts to his natural accent and he has the STRONGEST baltimore accent is SO funny to me. the rest of the foxes use Andrew as a translator cos they have no idea what this boy is saying

#it would definitely be funny to read #neil josten #andrew minyard #andreil #aftg

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Neil leans against Andrew on the couch or in bed while Andrew reads The Lord of the Ring out loud to him. Sometimes they share a cup of cocoa or tea

#he does different accents and voices #hell give tunes to all the little songs #it started when neil was bored and couldnt sleep #but he likes the story so much now that if he falls asleep andrew stops so he wont miss anything #<prev tags #andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg

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Dcxdp #23

Ras is vlad, dani/elle is talia and jason is dan

Idea where Danny stays in the afterlife as king but Vlad and Dan reincarnates. Dan and Vlad reincarnate to help cleanse and balance their course. that of course messed up due to the  Lazarus pit. 

Vlad trains Bruce because reminds him of Danny.

Dan! Jason never goes looking for Sheila  because as they get more liminal they get the more they're biology messes up. as far as the tech concerning DNA they are part Danny part Vlad. this leads to many misunderstandings.

Talia is a cover Ellie uses when they're in the Mortal Realm. Damian was actually created by accident. The bat family thinks he was created because of heirship and legacy but in reality they were just a oops baby.

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They taking selfies 🤳

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aaron minyard #aftg

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Ooh what if it was pitch pearl(or dead serious?) and add Ellie and Jordan(Dan) in as Danny/Damian and Phantom’s kids!! What if after things got romantic with the two Danny/Damian disappeared with Phantom for a year and turned up with Ellie and Jordan as babies, imagine the reactions!!

Dcxdp #22

Danny's human half dying as collateral during a fight. That human half goes into reincarnation and is reborn as Damian Wayne. He isn't born with all of his memories but he definitely feels that something is wrong. they would get their Memories Back at about 8 and have a horrible time dealing with being an assassin. Danny would try to stick to the personality they already had before but there's definitely slip-ups of them being like yeah this is wrong and Talia thinks they take after their father because of it. 

The first thing Danny does when they're not being monitored by their mom or the bat family is to look for Phantom. Phantom to have run away to the ghost Zone and has built a reputation as a merciless ruler. He's a good ruler and he's not a tyrant but  he doesn't have the reputation of kindness. Damien as the moral compass of the duo is really funny to me.

 There's a situation later that involves ghosts which is where Danny/Damian and Phantom meet again. I want there to be a very big misunderstanding that heroes think Phantom is obsessed with Damien but in reality they are literally other halves of a soul. Phantom keeps doing and saying things that no one else would get away with around Damien. Phantom would be saying things like making fun of his height or giving him nicknames but as far as anyone else sees Davian doesn't even flinch.

Danny/Damian and Phantom have lived Separate Lives for a while so they don't automatically fuse into one person. I think they would fuse for a few hours just to feel themselves be one Soul again but they have Separate Lives so they can't stay that way. The bat family is very concerned with Damien continuing to talk to the obsessive ghost that keeps possessing his body.

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DP x DC Prompt #19

When Danny's team member asked him for a favor, Danny agreed before hearing him out. "What else are Titans for?" he had said, but really it's because none of the bats ever asked for favors. He was nosey, sue him.

However, he wasn't expecting to meet crime lord Red Hood and be asked to help with his "Pit Madness" or whatever.

Danny's sigh and hanging of his head seemingly worried the bats. He doesn't think the answer to their problems they were looking for was, "Go to therapy."

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just for @yourleftpinkytoe-blog

some more Andreil cats feat. Cuddlebug Andrew

#andrew minyard #neil josten #andreil #aftg