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just got done for the day and i have a raging headache :/
#phd chatter#i have been in lab for the past six hours jesus christ#it was lab practical day so students had to run three experiments and obvi it didn't go well bc science rarely does#and i had to be like. LISTEN. science rarely ever goes how lab does!!!#ive been on a project since january ? and we are STILL confused#and one time i synthesized a molecule and i got a 0.97% yield (regular is like 40% lol)#and yeah! i failed! spectacularly! but it told me something about my system and i also worked to improve my method!!#anyway im gonna go home and make some dinner and pass the fuck out bc i am slowly becoming inhuman#oh! thé cool thing that happened tho is one of my students asked if we could take a pic#and also said that they recently came out as non-binary and thought it was cool seeing me kickass and succeed and also that i'm cool so!!!#like sorry bestie milo is like cool in theory but he thinks prime numbers are so cool and won't shut up about excel#hes actually such a fucking dweeb lmao#but it was really cool and it made me feel so much better about grad school!!#like this term has been absolute hell and i feel like i'm dying constantly but it was really cool that they said that to me :3#also someone else was like thank you for an amazing term!! it was really nice getting to know u and ur so cool#AGAIN THANKS BUT ALSO AM I#do you think a cool person finds derivatives and integrals sexy.#anyway!! it made my heart feel so happy
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You guys...
My new Link drawing was so powerful they suspended me off Twitter 😔😪
Should I use these powers for good or evil?
#totk#tears of the kingdom#legend of zelda#legend of zelda tears of the kingdom#totk link#link#zelda#totk ganon#dweeb talks#lmao#I laughed so fucking hard I actually caused an asthma attack#this is so funny to meeeeeeee#I was too powerful for them they said “take the shot”#if I make a new account I'll let you all know if you follow me there lolololol#Twitter#Elon was so intimidated by Link he deleted my account#smh#Link you're just TOO POWERFUL#dweeb doodles#dweeb art
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The art is so cute
#song kang brought me here lmao#actually hes too fucking tall#i was trying not to pay attention#but dweeb kept pointing out how tall he is#and we were like 'ask him'#and i just had to ask 'whats up??'
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You can answer this privately, but a few weeks ago I was thinking about if Reader was trying to make Eddie jealous with the song I kissed a girl in the background making out with some girl on the stage you know. Or tryna make him want her more lol.
def need to catch up tho
ooooh a lil toxic lovin’ i see i see 😏💋 thank you for helping with the possessive!eddie dirty talk and reactions, my sweet.
from the CMWYW universe
timeline: shortly after chapter 013
𝐈 𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐌𝐲 𝐁𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐃𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐈𝐭 18+
a collaboration with @emsgoodthinkin 💌
modern!strip club owner!eddie x modern!fem!exotic dancer!hargrove reader
CW: jealous!eddie, wlw, possessive!eddie, boyfriend!eddie, biting, degrading kink, eddie calls us a slut lmao, bratty shy girl, dom!eddie, sub!shy girl, lmk if i miss anything
[WC: 2.0k]
“I just think you’re getting a little too into it.”
It’s crazy to think Eddie would draw the line at Gareth and not Steve. Yet here you two are, arguing in the dressing room mid-shift because Eddie realized his D&D friends — who are regulars at his D&D themed strip club — have eyes and money.
“Babe, this is GARETH we’re talking about here,” you emphasize. “Gareth!”
You’re talking about the Gareth who’s gamer tag is ‘Gareth the “Gare Bear” Emerson’. The same Gareth who still uses the bunny ear method to tie his shoes. The same Gareth who gets upset when his food touches. Aside from his now relatively toned build, clear skin, and knowledge on self-care and personal hygiene, Gareth Emerson is still the same guy. And that guy is a fucking dweeb.
“Yeah, but Gareth is conventionally attractive now,” your boyfriend points out. “And somebody who’s had no choice but to build their charm from the inside out is a dangerous person.”
Projecting, are we Munson? You think to yourself. You couldn’t believe the audacity of your boyfriend. Ever since you two became exclusive, Eddie has become extra protective of you. You didn’t mind it. You actually preferred it because it means he cares. But really, at work? The place you clock in every day (not only to see him but) to make a living?
“You left scratches on his back last time.”
“He paid me to make a girl jealous.”
“And let’s not forget whatever the fuck that was that you did with Creel,” Eddie adds refusing to hear you out.
“Henry PAID me for a lap dance,” you hiss. “He was lonely, I was doing my job. He came in and spoiled me and your business on his off day, babe.”
The heat dissolves from Eddie’s cheeks when he hears his pet name. Albeit flattering, this conversation between you two wasn’t over just yet.
Eddie knew what he saw. He knows that blank, fucked out stare from anywhere, and it was prominent when you were giving Henry a lap dance, using the crinkle of his pants to get yourself off.
There’s no arguing there. But you were single when that happened and Eddie at the time made it really seem like he didn’t want anything with you. None of this was taking away from how ridiculous Eddie was being.
“Okay,” you sigh, still choosing to honor his wishes. “No more dances for Gareth.”
“At least for tonight,” Eddie barters, issuing you a fake pout. “Feeling a little bit jealous, but I’ll get over it.”
Stay away from Gareth, or men in general tonight. You can definitely do that.
Eddie’s a happy camper now. He watches as you do your thing at Vecna’s Lair, cock twitching eagerly in his pants as you swing down the pole and sink your pelvis onto the stage. The men douse you in ones, fives, tens, twenties. And you let it rain down on you with ease.
But why is Eddie still so jealous? He can’t help but turn green with envy when he sees you smile at your patrons. When you lock eyes with them as you speak. And the way they gravitate towards you and your pheromones like some magnets on a fridge.
You seem to be unbothered by everything, unbothered by his presence in a room full of other gentlemen. Eddie needs to test the waters. Eddie needs to know you care.
So he decides to grab a beer and approach the first customer of the opposite sex who happens to spiral into his periphery. It happens to be good ol’ Stephanie tonight.
A regular during the beginning days of the week, this kind hearted, very approachable redhead welcomes Hellfire’s owner with a smile, offering her beer bottle to Eddie for him to give her a clink, hello.
“Hey!” he chimes. “How uh, how are you doing?”
“I’m doing well, and yourself?”
Eddie grins. “Not too shabby.”
Performatively studying her with his eyes, he decides to ask her an innuendo-filled question. “You enjoying yourself tonight?”
“What’s it to ya?”
“I always like to make sure my customers are satisfied.”
Her brow does a fruitful quirk upwards.
“So you’re the owner huh? Already so young and successful. That’s quite impressive.”
“D’aww,” your boyfriend’s hands clutch his chest. “I appreciate that.”
You can’t help but look over, stomach warped into knots.
Eddie told you to stay away from guys. So why is he flirting with a girl? Specifically a customer you’ve interacted with before. Not that Eddie would know that, since he’s always in his office when Stephanie is here.
Eddie knows you see him now and that’s all the satisfaction he needs. Knowing he got the reaction he wanted, he excuses himself from Steph, strutting back over to his office to disappear for a while and let your mind wander.
But your mind is already two steps ahead. When Stephanie catches a glimpse of you, her eyes sparkle. You wave her over.
“You just keep coming back for more, don’t you?” you infer as she strides towards you.
Stephanie chuckles. “You just can’t seem to keep me away, Shy Girl. I owe Vicky and Robin one for putting me onto this joint.”
You swing your legs over so you can divert your attention to your stunning regular. She seems to be receptive to your flirtatious nature. And conveniently, the DJ transitions into a very fitting song:
“How are you doing tonight?” you assess her.
Stephanie shrugs. “I’m doing okay. The chick I was telling you about last week stood me up. So I’m here just trying to make myself feel better.”
“OMG I’m so sorry dude.”
But she brushes it off. “It’s okay. The loneliness will die down. I just gotta feel sorry for myself first.”
You rest a consoling hand on your shoulder. Before becoming exclusive with Eddie, you knew the feeling of rejection all too well.
“You’re welcome here anytime. Even if you just wanna talk. Girl to girl, we can even do a private room for an hour.”
Just then, Stephanie reaches into her bra and pulls out a twenty dollar bill with the smuggest look on her face.
“What about center stage? You tryna kiss it all better?”
You could’ve… and would’ve done it without the money. But knowing Eddie is in for the plot twist of his lifetime, you’ve rendered the deal priceless. Happily obliging, you accept the money Stephanie insists you take from her and extend your arms out.
“Bring it in, chica.”
It’s not what I’m used to. Just wanna try you on. I’m curious for you…
And then it happens. It starts with a timid smack of the lips to feel out both your comfort levels. The feeling of safety and trust propels you both further into realms of intensity you wouldn’t have thought of exploring with one another before. She tastes of cherry, with a hint of minty coconut.
You let out a satisfied hum. It registers as a vibration against her full, vivacious chest. Dancing your fingers in her wavy hair now, you pull her closer to your chest as your lips lock in tandem.
“WHEW!” you can hear Argyle shout all the way from the kitchen. “GAH DAMN!”
…I kissed a girl and I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick…
The uproar creates a chain reaction and soon all the gentlemen at Hellfire are hooting and hollering at the relatively unscripted act of affection in front of them. Soon, the money follows. Grinding your hips against her torso now, you chase the feeling of self-indulgence as you unravel yourself onto Stephanie. Right in time for Eddie to see.
I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.
Floored, confused, and just a tad aroused, your man stands at the foot of Vecna’s Lair with his hands curling at his sides.
It felt so wrong. It felt so right. Don’t mean I’m in love tonight.
His stiff cock protrudes at the posterior ends of his zipper, boxer briefs shamefully laced with the salty spouts of his leaky tip. Fuck, he’s so hard. But still, oh so very pissed.
I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it.
Standing where you knew he’d be, you shoot him a wink, letting him know that you’re well aware of his foiled plan. And after you and Stephanie thank one another for each other’s time, you prance off to the dressing room with mountains of bills in your hands.
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“You think Eddie’s gonna like this green set?”
There’s an itch to burn the cash you got tonight, so you find yourself browsing the internet for lingerie on your phone.
“Oooh,” Nina coos in approval. “Yes girl. You’re gonna look like a sexy dragon of sorts.”
“Mm. And what about this g-string?”
“Yes, get it. I have the same one and it’s so flattering and comfortable. Look!”
Just then the door shoots open.
“Eddie, what the hell?!” Nina shrieks, quickly donning her cloak to cover up. “Knocking, fucker. Ever heard of it?”
You turn towards the entrance to find your flustered man at the door, scowling at you briefly before turning to apologize to Nina.
“Sorry, Neens,” his gaze softens sincerely. But Nina is already storming out. “I was dumb for that.”
“Yeah, no kidding,” you tsk.
You two wait until your colleague is out of range to engage in what you both know is about to be some pretty reckless behavior. When all is clear, Eddie wastes no time, pouncing on you, pinning you by the wrists to the drawer of your vanity, leaving love bites at the crook of your neck just keen enough to draw blood.
Pathetically, you love it. Your dripping cunt swells for the intensity — the fury of his rough hands — the vampiric blows to your hot pulse points — the rugged buckling of his hips as he digs his claws into the tender indents of yours.
“Eddie…” you whimper.
“This familiar?” he demands between breaths.
“Rings a bell,” you muster, tracing his large display of excitement with your trembling palm. “Though it seems like you don’t necessarily…have a problem with it.”
A sinister laugh escapes his throat.
Eddie huffs. “Think you can be a smart aleck with me without repercussions?”
As swift as they come, Eddie flips you around, easing you safely onto the desk portion of your vanity by the your neck. You squirm around like a brat, whining and kicking at him with your heels in playful retaliation. His fingertips then tightly enclose around your thin lacy bralette, causing a minor tear of the sparkly chrome fabric.
Too far. Grabbing him by the wrist, you eye him in disapproval.
“Eds!” you hiss at him, seriously this time.
“You’re buying new sets anyways,” he shrugs indifferently. “You know, with the money you got for being a needy little slut.”
You issue a low grumble as Eddie sinks his body atop the small of your back. The softness in Eddie returns again when he presses delicate kisses around the tip of your chin.
“Mine, remember?”
He spins you around again, ordering you to your knees with an authoritative snap. You oblige a little too quickly, but you don’t care. You’re at the mercy of him tonight and always.
“Yours…” you breathe, knowing he’s about to fuck you and your mouth to spit and tears. “Yours only…”
He smirks, satisfied with himself. You bite your lip eagerly as you watch the King of Hellfire — and your heart — unbuckle his belt, ushering his pants down to line his pulsing cock up against your lips. Desperate for more already, your tongue peaks out to say hello. The deep lines of his snarky face concave further.
“Pucker up, sweetheart.”
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Can I request Matt with a cosplayer s/o? I can totally see them doing cosplay couples such as Link and Zelda, David and Lucy, Zhongli and Tartaglia, Jean and Lisa... And please could It be fluff (and maybe something spicy If you want)? Thank you!! 🩷
PLZ IM SO WEAK FOR THIS REQUEST OML !!! Thank you for this 🙏🏻 also sorrrryyyyy this took me literally forever to get to. ENJOY~
Note: FUCK IT!!!! TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY IDCCCC
Cosplay Couple 🧡
This dweeb would for sure be the one to bring all the ideas to you. I could see him running up to you, practically shaking from excitement as he takes a deep breath then tells you his thoughts.
“Link and Zelda, hm? That sounds fun but Link is canonically shorter than Zelda sooo…”
If you’re shorter than him, he’s immediately like “HELL YEAH!!! ILL BE THE PRINCESS. IM GONNA WEAR A DRESS!”
If you’re taller than him, he immediately gets flirty. “Oooh~ I can’t wait to see you dressed up like a princess. You’re gonna be so freaking adorbs.”
Honestly he gives zero fucks about gender roles and stuff like that. If he wants to dress as a female character, he will. And he won’t do some gender bent version of it, he’s going full out girly girl.
But he likes dressing as male and other gendered characters too. He just likes to cosplay his fav characters and sometimes his favs are girls. 🤷🏻 whatevs
Will absolutely take you to comicon or any other fun convention. He’d be running around like a kid in a candy store with $100.
Might even get too excited. Like running into people, tripping and falling type excited. You may have to hold his hand or put him on one of those money backpack leash things for kids lmao
Will also beg you like a million times to take pics of him with any cosplayers that he thinks are really cool and well done.
Fucking cutie dork is like ✌🏻😃 in every pic
Also asks several different people at different times throughout the day to take pics of you two together and when he looks back at the photos, he smiles all big.
At some point, he’ll drag you off to a private corner or to a single stall bathroom or even back to the car to dishevel your costume a bit with gentle groping and touches as you guys sloppily make out.
Probably messes up your hair, wig, makeup. Maybe all three. You might have to tell him to chill out cuz he’ll totally try to take you back home for some quality time together right now.
If yall are more into the ‘cosplay for a video and post it online but don’t leave the house’ thing, he’s totally fine with that too.
He wouldn’t care if no one even saw your cosplays but each other bc either way, it’s a lot of fun and he loves the quality time spent with you.
Always asks you to help with the makeup part of any cosplay. I couldn’t see him being very good with makeup so he’s gonna rely on you.
Also he sucks bc you’ll take hours to get into your cosplay, trying to perfect your look and Matt will ruin it all with his big, grabby hands and his soft, slobbery lips within minutes.
But god forbid you wreck his cosplay from being all handsy and kissy, he’ll pout about it for the rest of the day.
“Aawwww, (Y/N)!!! No! Why?! I looked so goooddddd, ugh!”
Back to the ‘fuck gender roles’ thing…Matt would find you so fucking hot cute in any cosplay, regardless of your gender or the characters’ gender.
If you are a fem who wants to dress as a masc character, he’s like 😍🥵
If you are a masc who wants to dress as a fem character, he’s like 😳🥰
If you’re anything in between or non binary or whatever, he doesn’t care. He vibes with you soooo heavy so your looks or your sexuality or your gender identity don’t bother him. If anything, your unique sense of yourself makes him adore you even more.
ALSO ALSO same goes with height, weight, skin color. If you wanna cosplay a character that actually looks nothing like you, is way taller than you or way thinner than you, he’s there to help you get it as accurate as you can
Tells you at least 100 times that it’s just dress up and doesn’t have to be perfect
But also tells you you’re always perfect in the same breath
He’ll support you in any way no matter what.
#voltron#voltron legendary defender#vld#voltron x reader#voltron x you#matt vld x reader#matt holt x reader#matt vld#matt voltron#voltron matt#matt x reader#matthew holt#matt holt#vld matt
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Happy Blorbo Blursday yourself! Please, please tell me why everyone wants to drag Reeve? I love it, but I'm curious!
LMAO. Thank you so much for this, love. I'm going to include an excerpt but let me try to explain too.
The problem is everything about Reeve should traditionally make him one of those smooth, cool characters.
He's a high-level telepath
He's smart
He's a trained killer
He's had some spy training
He's queer
He's mad attractive
He's a leader
He has a classic car
He cares about his appearance
AND YET HE WILL NOT ALLOW IT.
He's a dweeb. Full stop.
Reeve was that teacher's pet. If he worked in an office, he'd probably tattle on people taking long lunches and never, ever bring stationary home with him--but he's the team leader of what is essentially a small hit squad so that makes it worse. His aloofness could be sexy but instead, he leans into pathetic-yet-pretentious. I mean, we love him to death for it but he's so easy to make fun of.
Here's an excerpt from Arc 1 (Gareth's POV) where they get after him about it:
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Alex whistled, startling them both out of their exchange. “You’re looking spiffy.”
Reeve’s shirt and slacks, because the man actually wore slacks, were pressed with neat creases and he’d put some extra effort into his hair.
“He’s got a hot date with Julie,” Hannah teased, coming in from the living room, her hand extended to Reeve for him to take his phone.
“It’s coffee.”
“Who’s she again?” Gareth asked, passing a plate with a sandwich to Alex.
“She works at the corner store in town on Second Street,” Reeve said in a monotone.
“You know, the one we go to all the time? Brunette, little nose,” Hannah added as she plopped into the seat across from Alex.
“Oh, yeah.” Gareth leaned his back against the counter and took a bite of his own sandwich. “What the hell do you have in common with her?”
Reeve slipped his phone into his pocket and cocked his head. “Not sure if I should take relationship advice from someone who needs to check what county he’s in when going to meet a date.”
Alex turned to Gareth and quipped, “It’s really cute that he thinks you’re concerned about whether or not the sex worker is licensed.”
Gareth nearly choked. Psychometrists, telepaths, empaths, the fucking lot of them. But he was relieved to see some life returning to the kid, even if it was mostly bravado to cover up nerves.
“Alex,” Reeve started, but was cut off.
“Who does she think I am?” Alex asked. Explaining the strange set of roommates with no discernible jobs was part of why Gareth found it easier not to deal with the whole dating scene.
Hannah smirked. “My half-brother.” Alex rolled his eyes at her, but she gave Reeve a kind look. “I think it’s nice. She’s pretty.”
“She’s not that cute,” Alex muttered.
Reeve crossed his arms. “Yes, well, you’re the only person in this house not at least a little attracted to women, so I hope you won't mind too much if I ignore your opinion.”
Gareth watched Hannah’s eyebrows attempt to make an escape off the top of her head as she dropped her jaw and looked at him. Gareth wrinkled his nose at her in response. This wasn’t going to be pretty.
“Je-sus-Christ,” Alex snapped. “Touchy much?” He looked annoyed, but any fear or vulnerability he’d shown earlier by the shooting range was nowhere to be found.
Reeve closed his eyes. “I’m sorry. I can get reactive when people are purposefully embarrassing me.”
Which was an extremely Reeve thing to say.
Alex processed that for a moment. “Oh my god, you’re such a robotic nerd.”
Reeve gave an unamused frown.
Gareth shook his head then smiled pointedly at Alex. “You’ll learn to ignore Reeve. He’s just got a nasty case of T.L.S.”
Reeve’s head snapped back. “Where the hell did you hear about that?”
Hannah put her fist over her mouth as she choked on a laugh. “That was me.”
Reeve made a face. “You grew up in a Mars foster, why the hell did that ever--”
“Hey,” Alex interrupted, his face flushed. “What the fuck is T.L.S.?”
Gareth did his best to keep from laughing long enough to speak. “I’m sorry, I was just trying to lighten the mood.”
“It stands for Team Leader Syndrome,” Hannah explained.
Alex’s brow furrowed. “So it’s the big head you get from being in charge?”
“That’s not accurate,” Reeve replied from between his teeth.
“Sounds right to me,” Gareth shrugged.
Reeve let out one of his long-suffering sighs. “It’s a set of personality traits that result in being tapped to lead.”
“Like what?”
“Like being organized, detail-oriented, decisive…”
Hannah continued counting off on her fingers, “Practical to the point of ignoring social graces, a buzzkill, a know-it-all…”
“Sounding like a robotic nerd?” Gareth added.
“Okay, okay.” Reeve glared at him. “He gets the idea.” He turned to Alex. “I apologize.”
“It’s cool,” Alex said, all straight faced. “You can’t help it. It’s part of your condition and I’d be a real ass holding that against you.”
Hannah and Gareth lost it.
“Are you happy now?” Reeve asked Gareth.
He nodded, trying to rein in his chuckling, and failed.
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[For the record, as a telepath Reeve has the advantage and disadvantage of knowing what people really think about him. So he gets the "omg Reeve why have you never heard of fun???" thoughts but also knows how much they care about him so their dragging doesn't bother him.]
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Same Anon as the one with the modern/medieval au, but I came back! To share more ideas! (I love the art so much I literally texted my boyfriend just so we could scream about it together and he loves it too)
Varian IS the little Victorian child people talk about when they ask if a Victorian child would live through eating Takis. Hugo is incredibly curious about this and keeps trying to convince him to eat the weirdest foods to see if he’ll crumble.
Varian not being too partial on manners, considering that he’s friends with Rapunzel. But, I imagine he’s open-jawed at the kind of words that come out of Hugo’s mouth on a normal day
Computers. Just computers. He’d go feral over them.
Corona was the first kingdom to have hot running water, of course. This just meant there was an entirely modern kingdom with ONLY cold water. Cars? Check. Computers? Check. But NOPE, only cold showers.
Varian over here talking about leeches and Hugo is like “My love… ibuprofen” and Varian immediately chokes on an ibuprofen and is like “IS THAT WHAT IT’S SUPPOSED TO DO??”
Donella is more just an overbearing parent that screams at Hugo about his grades and his edgy clothes and his job at Spencer’s and his medieval boyfriend
Hugo gets Varian a “I ❤️ MILFs” shirt
Varian walking around standing straight up with perfect posture that’s been trained into him and Hugo is slouching so hard his nose could touch the floor
Alchemy dweebs but Hugo has access to a high school lab where they make him wear protective gear and Varian is a whole royal engineer
Varian called Hugo his “Same-sex suitor”
I think tumblr hates how long this post is, so more under the cut kdfjsghjfkg
Varian fucking dies after eating processed food lmao
Hugo says 4 swear words and a new slur every time he speaks and Varian both has no idea what he's saying, and knows it's AWFUL dskjfhdsf
True
Well hot running water implies it's hot water that comes out of the pipes. Hot water in like, a bucket, then heated by fire or steam that you then use for whatever you need said hot water for existed I'm sure lol
I love this actually sdkfhdjksf
"Take that shit out of your face, Hugo"
Canon
I tried to capture Hugo's slouch in that last piece of them on the way to their concert date sdkjfhdjks I think it's so funny because I always draw Hugo with this mega confident chest out shoulders back type posture, so this AU Hugo having SUCH bad posture absolutely kills me skjdfhjdsf
Modern day alchemist... Hey Hugo, do you make drugs in your basement?
DSJKHSDJKF
Totally wanna draw more eventually kjsdfhjkd
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U HAVE BEEN HOLDIN OUT ON VOX AND VAL FICS SINCE 2021???????!!????!?? 😭😭
Vox and Val concepts, but lmao yeah 🤣 although if you want me to be blunt anything with Vox in it was saved real short. the tricky thing is like, for one I actually haven't done any "research" on Vox like for Val so I don't have a good grip on his personality besides "cocky smug little shit who has a soft spot for his friends/shark and is kind of a dweeb who wears like Hawaiian shirts and a baseball cap on dates with his boyfriend"
Tbh there's a LOT of drafts for Val but not much for Vox, however there is that one idea I actually drew fanart for and posted about where "Reader meets Val and Vox by chance in a club, they develop a rapport, keep bumping into each other in public, the duo eventually finds out you're dating Alastor (and not entirely happy about it) and steals you away".
Tbh I really like the idea of Reader hanging out with Val and Vox like a dozen times and you idly mention your boyfriend now and then and they're on the downlow about being jealous as fuck and wanting to know who the bastard is.
"Oh yeah sorry I missed you guys the other night, I had a date with my boyfriend, he wanted to go to the theater"
"Ugh, gosh I'd drink if I could but my boyfriend is mad I keep coming home hung over"
"Ha, yeah, my boyfriend hates this stuff, I can't bring this back home if I wanted to"
Eventually one night the two Overlords bump into you after youve been lowkey ghosting them and you seem really quiet and stressed out and drinking a lot and say Vox says something like "what, your shit boyfriend want you home early again tonight?"
"Fiance"
"...What?"
"Fiance. He wants to get married, um, as soon as possible"
Vox and Valentino just gritting their teeth as you start listing some of the more personal details you never let loose before. You don't have a TV at home or any electronic devices besides your phone because 'he absolutely hates technology and has some weird hatred of monitors'. He doesn't like you drinking to get drunk and he bans anything more "recreational" than liquor which is why you're always bumming/buying weed off of Vox.
And I imagine at some point in the conversation you finally slip up. "I mean I know all relationships have difficulties but Alastor just-"
"The fuck you mean, 'Alastor'? The RADIO DEMON 'Alastor'? You're dating HIM?" And its obvious you were keeping it a secret because you wanted your new friends to like you and you're tearing up the second they're showing any signs of anger (even though it's at Al, not you) and I imagine they say some bullshit like "well hey if he won't let you party anymore, let's make tonight one big celebration, just one last time" segue into them pushing drinks and drugs at you until you either pass out or get roofied and, boom youre waking up in a room you dont recognize. Like, I imagine waking up in their bed, your eyes pop open and you turn and see one of them and jerk back, not realizing you're between both of them so you basically bump into the other, and the one you bump into is very loud and obnoxious, "what the fuck Val, what's your fucking--" and then both of them are waking up and you're checking your phone and you have countless missed calls and texts from Alastor and he HATES using anything other than a rotary phone so you KNOW he's furious
for some reason you have all these phone notifications for Voxtagram/Sinstagram/whatever they've named it now and you open it and. Oh no what did they do. Both Vox and Val had posted pictures online, ones of them and YOU, different kinds of photos. You three throwing drinks back, you and Vox shoulder to shoulder on your phones, you looking absolutely flustered beyond belief as Valentino seems to be saying something to you with the biggest most flirtatious smirk on his face, with some of the last photos including, oh god, both of them had uploaded different versions of making it EXTREMELY obvious they took you home for some fun. I can see Valentino blatantly fucking uploading a picture of like, he's got Vox on one side, you on the other, both of you passed out and here's Val "best way to end a night is to fuck the hos to sleep 🍆💦😴 #bejealous #pimplife #allnightfuckmarathon" and properly just straight up tags your profile too.
You're just frantic, "OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO AL'S GOING TO KILL ME" and rushing to put your clothes back on and both of them are either like "you're going back to him????" And are angry, OR, act suspiciously unfazed, almost as if they know for an absolute fact that you won't be able to go anywhere...
#yandere stuff#sinprompts#ughhhhhh they would both be clingy in different ways#vox is possessive bc youre also or at least was his friend and has similar interests. and vals posessive bc hes daddy obviously cbdkdnfj
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ok episode 10 time. i ended up only putting together the head and body of the mk-ii earlier
starting off with sarius trying to bring up aerial again to the benerit group to try and get some punishment in but rajan is like lol nope.
given how we later see prospera and delling together at the end of this ep, i figure its a pretty good assumption that some time between grassley duel and now (its 2 months from what shaddiq says later), delling bring prospera on for quiet zero and he likely also help front aerial's repairs
also man vim is a fucking idiot lol. i totally forgot he says this to sarius. and then iirc all we get once we're in cour 2 is peil bringing up that jeturk suits were used at plant quetta which like yea lmao he can't be like oh btw i knew about it all beforehand
oh this little lovestruck tanuki
knowing endgame miorine, what are the chances that little lesbian was keeping count like this too
i'm glad suletta no longer sees relationships as transactional but lmao this little gay baby. just ecstatic to be of use to miorine and tend to the greenhouse while shes away
honestly cool as hell that they got this prototype all set in the last two months - likely mostly nika and belmeria's work. i have a dumb headcanon that gund-arm probably didn't really get to do much R&D in the 3 year time skip because of all the loose ends miorine's probably been dealing with from the benerit group, on top of taking care of suletta, taking care of her mother-in-law and then nika's in fucking jail lol. even then, since it's likely ojelo and nuno were the ones doing most of the work (maybe belmeria still helping?), it's still neat that they have prosthetics about to start testing rounds with petra. yeah i wrote all this just to say wow nika's so smart
this scene is so ridiculously heartwarming lol she's such a little dweeb
who knew these stupid things would become such an integral part of the story lol
also, i'm glad we didnt get the secret message inside cool-san thing everyone kept theorizing about after the break up. that just wouldnt have made any sense with what miorine was trying to do lol
gosh its so nice to be rewatching this and just KNOW somewhere within those 2 months suletta and miorine's relationship just became normalized to the earth house kids and we just see it over and over in this episode
like when has nika referred to suletta as hanamuko-san lol and she does so immediately after our tanuki is gushing about giving miorine the ugly ass keychain lol
oh yeah, shes thinking of her tanuki
in retrospect this was kind of insanely naive of miorine, wasnt it? shes lucky feng jun and guston weren't onboard with what the rest of the SAL was cooking up
lol at this "stick to your duels". my dude you literally fund proxy wars on earth. you have no moral ground to stand on
lol this episode really is so good at setting up for episode 11. just look at her happy little faces each and every single time she's felt useful
oh the fucking bracelet 😭
weird to think shaddiq's plan works out in the end and plot convenience keeps delling alive, but it pretty much ends up as his plan of trying to obtain majority shares
i hope they've just been teasing her for 2+ weeks miorine's been gone and possibly even before then
iconic tanuki shot
platonically, of course. as gal pals.
actually i think of note in this scene with elan and him planting doubt in suletta's brain is whether what he says is true or he's just making shit up as part of doubt sowing. but he's basically implying that miorine has been acting in such a way that everyone at school is talking about it and they can't believe how different she's being. and part of that is certainly true given what shaddiq's said numerous times over the last few episodes
lol this will always remain such an excellent take on the misunderstanding trope
oh yea and don't forget mom and dad
almost forgot there's a post-credits scene on this ep. i wonder what his original plan to break up the group was before the delling assassination plan fell in his lap
also imaging living in a world where BOBBU became a class traitor and actually learned from his experiences..... yea right lmfao
ok definitely not finishing the 1st cour because it's taken me forever to watch this one episode. gonna see how many episode i knock out over the weekend
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light for the ask meme >:3
SAY LESS i can talk about my baby all day!!!
1: sexuality headcanon: i think he's gay & possibly demisexual too - when i was a young sprout first watching the anime i referred to him as L-sexual lmao. tbh i think that he is a fascinating character through a queer lens and kind of dull without that.
2: otp: lawlight idc idc the ship sails itself and makes me foam at the mouth
3: brotp: i love light and ryuk together. it's like ryuk has an incredibly reprehensible pet that he enjoys looking at. like having a venus fly trap. light is actually audrey 2.
4: notp: moonriver. sorry guys!!
5: first headcanon that pops into my head: i know i have told you specifically this 1000000 times but light has no rizz and is Not Good at sex
6: favorite line from this character: yOu GoT iT rYuZaKi LeTs CaTcH kIrA tOgEtHeR. what a simp.
7: one way in which I relate to this character: down horrendous for L, very particular and a tightwad about many things.
8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: his fucking outfits. if i were a hot tennis twink i would not dress like such a dweeb. also his performances of heterosexuality are just the worst, he isn't committed to the bit in the slightest and its deeply cringe.
9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? the MOST problematic fave baby!!!! he's great because he is the WORST!!!!!
send me a character
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natm 4 thoughts/reaction
late to the game but you already know [major spoilers ahead]
i love how feral they allowed every character to get in this movie (ESPECIALLY sacajawea), them working together to gaslight gatekeep girlboss the night guards into leaving was (chef's kiss)
also love how this canon basically completely ignores the (terrible) ending of natm 3, love that larry's still involved with the museum, amazing, perfect, no notes
unpopular opinion, i love that nicky's a lil dweeb full of anxiety now. that feels more like the natural progression of his character than becoming a kind of jerk-y frat bro. OG!nicky doesn't make his own mixes and pre-records his sets, NATM4!nicky is a music nerd, loves vaporwave, and accidentally reinvents electro-swing. slay king
[sees the bisexual flag on nicky's notebook] [sonic voice] woah he's bisexual! i didn't know that!
larry is like. such a good dad here. good for him, he's much more supportive than he would've been in the originals. OG!larry probably would've insisted on shadowing him the first night and stood like two feet away making comments about how nicky should be doing things the whole night lmao i love him but this is true
I'M SO GLAD THAT THE EXHIBITS BRING UP THAT NICKY IS LIKE FAMILY AND WAS PRACTICALLY RAISED IN THE MUSEUM cause in the 3rd film nicky just. doesn't seem to care about them that much that boy just wants to LEAVE
i love joan i don't even care that much that she was shoehorned in, she's a lil unhinged and a badass and FINALLY wea has another female friend
BUT WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT SKREEEEE
laa die challenge. should've been eaten by the crocodile.
it would've been so cool and amazing to explore the basement and the archives and the idea that it's the "deep ocean", dark, fucked-up part of the museum is amazing. but it's also funny that they were just. fucking with nicky jfghfjh
"KAMENRAH THE DISAPPOINTING SON" KDJFGHDKFHJGLKGDFHB
kamenrah thinking nicky was larry giving big "rose quartz steven universe" vibes but also would've been funnier if he then proceeded to call him "nicky daley from daley devices" as a callback to natm 2
i feel like it diminishes the impact of not ahk not seeing his parents for 60+ years that sentient images of his dad, merenhakre are just. everywhere.
speaking of which, i don't even need to say it. everyone's already said it. ahk should've been in this movie and we all know it, but also he wasn't even acknowledged and no one bring him up?? not even kamenrah?? this makes me feel like there's a copyright or licensing issue going on here or SOMETHING cause damn
seth die challenge. stupid little jackal man
the epic highs (using the tablet like a musical instruments to unlock a tomb and playing the squares like chords) and lows (TIME TRAVEL WE'RE REALLY DOING THIS NOW HUH) of the tablet's canonical magic
hnnnnnnn i really dislike the time travel
i think my biggest problem with natm 4 is that the best part of the original movies was getting to explore the museums and meet all the fun new historical characters and the adventures were constrained by the environment therefore THEY SHOULD'VE STAYED AT THE MET
although it is SUPREMELY funny that not only do the met egyptian mummies know of kamenrah, they just decide to fuck off from the narrative cause they just don't want to deal with him JFKDHG
everyone is complaining about teddy's characterization idk man i actually thought that his main bit was pretty funny. of course he just talks about himself, he's mr. the museum
didn't love jed though maybe it was the new VA trying to sound like owen wilson, maybe he felt dumbed down, but the jedtavius moments were very good like everyone said they were
you ever see a couple so married and so divorced at the same time, i love them
overall i'm not mad with the new designs, i think they capture the energy of the original and cartoonify them well — the fight scenes were animated well too, i love that it was 2D and it was charming without FEELING explicitly low budget
yeah yeah i feel similarly that i didn't love the rehash of natm 2, the door, the summoning the minions of the underworld, etc — if it were up to me the movie's main conflict should've been kamenrah versus all the OTHER egyptian pharaohs and mummies at the met vying for power
BUT!!! IT ENDED WITH A DANCE PARTY!!! THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT THAT'S WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR AND IT HAPPENED!!!!!!
overall it was cute and fun and i hope it converts into a tv series and also tumblr is way too mad about it for what it is. 6/10
#this is 90% just to get this out of my head if you've read this far that's on you#natm#natm 4#night at the museum#night at the museum kamenrah rises again#personal
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Lmao look if you think Ted fucking Raimi has the social currency needed to be a missing stair for decades I really do not know what to tell you, he's not rich, hot, notorious, or charismatic enough for that shit.
Man's a dweeb in a niche field who takes fairly weird and less-than-great roles much of the time, who's only now getting more mainstream recognition. Not exactly a power player.
I was warned off Vic Mignona at the age of 13 as soon as I started looking for info on the internet because that is what a missing stair is. He exemplifies it, despite/because of his actual cult of personality that dates all the way back to fucking 2006.
Meanwhile when I look for any info abt Ted at cons there's nothing bad? Granted, there's nothing good, either, which is seriously weird imo, but that's not how cons work lol. If there was something to be said, I promise you it would be an open secret after this many years, in such a small niche.
He's just too weird, too much of an outsider. The likelihood of total radio silence about actual misdeeds is too low to be plausible and this whisper network bs reeks of high school.
Like, I don't have a horse in this race. He's a 56yo white cis man, I expected shit behavior. I expected worse. Still do. If 'sleeps with consenting adult fans at a poorly run convention' is the best you've got, I've gotta say I'm not impressed.
If you expected better, I guess you haven't spent enough time fucking middle aged white cis men, bc honey, I promise they are all like this. Yes, that includes your dad, and yeah, I'd fuck him too without a second thought. Sorry you had to hear it here first.
#t9ctalks#choosing violence today#present your evidence or stop making baseless claims challenge 2k22
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PROJECT 8 GIVE IT UP FOR PROJECT 8
i made a little man! look at this little guy!!! hes a lil derpy but i like him :) cant wait to put him in a bag and forget about him LMAO he took about an hour or so to work up! currently 35 minutes into s2e9 and there was probably a 10 minute period of pausing making sure i was counting right (i was not but hes already sewn up so its fine hes just Special) so lil over an hour on this guy! i may make him again and try to Count Better we shall see.
SEASON THOUGHTS
hey why did they go to the past but its not because its allegedly 2020 still but thats a fucking medieval town theyre in. is this magic ren faire. m starting to think that the cave mist fuckin sent them to a ren faire because ren faires TRULY are 'you literally would not be here unless invited and you WANTED to be here' so like. teleporting ren faire in my mind until proven otherwise. ALSO HOLY SHIT FELPS IS HERE???? i was not expecting him until like season? 4? i believe season 4 is the one where everyones actually at a table together but hes here now as? maybe a guest? going to be interesting to see how long The Helper sticks with the party and what they get up to. big fan of all the descriptions of all the people in Holy Cradle like this is just a TOWN of emo elves but theyre Dweebs basically and i am in love with all of them (all 2 of them as i am only like a sentence in to meeting the blacksmith who is guy #3). very very tempted to break my crochet rule and just watch another hour of this episode without doing Anything because idk what to make next and m sad that ive only gotten to watch an hour :( and i wanna see more rpg felps :( but ill be strong. i will stick to my rule but i am Very tempted and you must all be aware of this.
this is going to be Such a time in this town i can feel it in my bones especially if theyre here for multiple sessions
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🗣 Pinkyy + Nakaou
"HoW the hell do you Walk in these! I nearly toppled over onto hiM! Y-You set Me up!"
Pinkky had been sat at her vanity, her hair down.. even unwrapped around her horns.. She was brushing it meticulously. Making sure no tangles were there before she put her hair up.. Makeup long removed as she looked at the purple blood in the mirror. Her 'brother' as she's learned that's what he technically was. The vernacular was always sooo weird to her. Kinda totally dumb but it was the proper title.. even if she didn't feel like she fit that role all too well.
He looked flustered.. Holding those heels she bought him. Not actually her heels. Definitely has a pair of her own in her closet.. She remembered a lot of guys liking them for their height when she wore them. She figured whoever the hell Nakaou was thirsting after was totally into it too if they asked for him to 'wear a good pair of heels'. It was fucking.. Corny. In all honesty. Yeah if she ever saw this random ass troll she'd probably tell them to get better game. Laaaammee
"Like. T♡tally chill ♡ut ya? Lmao. Isn't that like a t♡tal charm p♡int ♡r smth? Catch attenti♡n ♡f ur b♡♡ thang?"
She chuckled leaning onto the palm of her hand..seeing him flush harder.
"You!!!!!! I don't Want hiM to think iM a fuckin CLUTZ!!! I-I Was tryin to be c-cool and M-Maybe.. L-Like fuckin.. S-Sexy! Eatin shit cause you gave Me borderline stilettos!! Not apart of My p-plan!"
"Awwww~~~ Y♡ure like t♡ts a fuckin dweeb."
She almost wanted to tease him about his lame attempts to be suave. First with his pitch.. then with his pale.. now this? Man. He is certainly the dorkiest fucker on the planet.
"Just like. Pr♡p♡se ♡r smthn. Anyways.. Are y♡u like g♡nna stand there ♡r are y♡u g♡ing t♡ get ready f♡r the sleep♡ver?"
The heels were tossed in her direction softly, clacking against the floor.. She laughs lightly at his little outburst..
"N-Not if yer gonna keep fuckin pickin on Me!"
"Awwwee cm♡♡♡♡nnn Luke n vivi are g♡nna be hanging with meee~"
She giggles as he huffs.. seeing him head to her closet to grab something to slip into.. Yeah! Hell yeah! She's gonna get some time with the people she cares about.. If only Nishii wasn't a nervous trainwreck... shed really have a full packed house. Might be a little awkward at first or at times.. but she wants to have her brothers meet her boyfriend!! and her bestie!!
"♡h! And like hands ♡ff the red h♡♡dies! Th♡se r mine!"
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regretting my tinder experiment for dumb weird reasons i will vent about in here bc this is too much for one tiny brain to keep inside entirely
tl;dr i was just like “idk maybe i should try it” and now ive got ALL THESE THOUGHTS and its annoying and id like it to go away lol
triiiied to organise this?
i have caught Feelings. not for anyone in particular but my “random spikes of Lonely” have now become an unpleasant beast on my shoulder
but also weirdly im like.....can i even be fucking bothered? is this worth it? tinder fucking sucks
its got me questioning what i even want in a “gotta do fucking soul searching now” kind of way. like yes ultimately what i want is the same: basically a very good friend who i occasionally get to fuck? lol. which is basically what most long term relationships *are*. but do i actually care about the romance stuff? idk! maybe i actually just want friends and to get over my hookup issues. maybe i want something more open. maybe the ‘hm what if /dont/ want romance much’ is actually Issues talking? idfk!
so now i gotta soul search i guess. which is fucking lame and annoying
maybe i am just being an anxious dweeb about the whole Getting To Know people sort of stuff lol
maybe im being all ‘gonna be alone forever so lets just throw some different reasons for that into the ring’
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and all of this isnt bc im like.....frustrated at lack of matchs lmao.ive barely swiped on anyone! and i keep being fussy for weird reasons so the number ive done the good swipe on is way smaller!
and i panicked and immediately unmatched 2 of the 4 matches ive got so far lmfao oops (and one of them ive not replied to at all double oops)
so i have literally spoken to one (1) guy on there and true i didnt know him but i did know he was friends with some of my friends so already knew he is at least not awful
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i just hate the *format* of tinder. theres so little info and i need to make a decision from this right now?? i cant go back and change my mind?? let me think about it damn!
i really do hate getting to know people so i am being picky bc sure youre hot but do you seem like youre worth me subjecting myself to smalltalk?
and bc there is so little info i keep thinking random qs like “does this guy seem like he might at least pretend to be interested when i go off on one about the oseberg tablet weaving find?” (if u strip the specifics this is important! i got niche interests id be miserable if i couldnt ramble!)
bumble isnt much better. grindr is a hellhole
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[strange positives?]
WEIRDLY (for me), actually a lot of this is more “i dont want to compromise who i am as a person” and “hm i havent checked in on myself what i actually do want rn” vs like “im too awful i shouldnt even subject myself to this. the dudes swiping on everyone dont deserve to try and coax conversation out of me” if that makes sense?
i was expecting it to tank my self esteem but eh nah not really
even when dude was like ‘not quite sure im feeling a relationship here at the moment’? i was a bit mopey til i realised it didnt actually bug me (guess id just assumed it did and got mopey automatically??) and it hasnt changed our conversation style much other than we’re not trying to impress each other any more lmao (so its actually better now?)
I DONT KNOW
i was just like “idk maybe i should try it” and now ive got ALL THESE THOUGHTS and its annoying and id like it to go away lol
im hoping this bloodletting has released some of the circling in my brain
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so i have Finally started watching One Piece (via the One Pace fan project) so here are my character expectations that were subverted
(because for 20 years i have only Seen these characters everywhere with Zero Information)
Luffy as Scrawny Goku - actually isn't dumb or oblivious at all, he's actually really clever and observant -- he just doesn't give a single flying shit what anyone thinks or how confident his opponents are. and also just physically incapable of lying in any capacity lmao
nami as a typical tsundere - yes but she's also a femme fatale which is awesome
usopp as a dirty middle aged dude - actually a teenager like the rest of the mains and is a good cowardly lion
sanji as a yakuza/former - nope just a really badass cook and a FUCKING DWEEB AROUND GIRLS
zoro - as expected and he's still great
i haven't gotten to Chopper or Brooke yet but One Pace is definitely expiditing my intake of lore which is super appreciated
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