#heres my garbage

[kingxgarm]

I am cringe, but I am free

Happy mermay

I drew Magnifico as a mermaid

The autism has truly won

#king's art #wish magnifico #disney wish #wish movie #king magnifico #magnifico #mermay #so digital art is not my specialty #especially cuz im on mobile ibis paint #using my finger to draw #im also just not very good at art #period #its been awhile since ive colored anything #but im lowkey proud of this #this took nearly 2 hours #my hand hurts so bad #im really proud of the bubble #and the background #this turned out better than i expected #anyway #yeah #heres my garbage #look at my art #i forgot a watermark but i doubt anyone would want to steal this #oh well #ill add one later #im just too proud rn #wish fanart #magnifico fanart

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

#Sherlock Is Garbage And Here's Why is something that can actually be so personal #knitting #hbomberguy #my posts

[twyllodrus]

bright young things (2003) / good omens parallels

#good omens #bright young things #aziraphale #miles maitland #crowley #michael sheen #david tennant #goodomensedit #my gifs #rewatched byt at 4 am today #had to do smth so #it's mostly miles. just like the reviews on letterboxd skjsdks #some of these r randomly b&w bc i'm garbage at coloring :// #also the one w/ miles & crowley putting their sunglasses on #it's here specifically to cause psychic damage that's it :^)))) #anyhways luv clowning around 🤡

[blubebbie]

shadowheart homophobia arc

#my art #bg3 #lae'zel #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #karlach #shadowzel #shadowzelach #i cant remember if i posted this comic before #so here it is again #this is based off of a text post i dont know if it still exists #tumblrs search function really is garbage #disclaimer: this shit old #everyone but karlach i draw different now basically #but i put too much work into this when i made it #so you Will See It #heartlach #zelach

[fayzart136]

Hello everyone, I'm having Feelings about Bart Curlish.

#babygirl you deserved so much better. #bart curlish #dghda #dirk gently #dirk gentlys #dirk gentlys holistic detective agency #dirk gently netflix #artists on tumblr #sfw #digital #heres to hoping the colors are okay. Because I havent set up my monitor yet and my laptop is Garbage at showing color #but eyoo turns out i can draw pretty devent after all!!! hue variation my beloved.

[wifegideonnav]

so listen. we all know that if they ever made a tlt show it would be bad pretty much no matter what. so my pitch is let’s just give the project to steven moffat and see what he does with it. by the time he’s done we’ll have a show called “john” all about how tragically and manlily sad jod is and how you know what maybe imperialism is ok sometimes. tamsyn gets buckets of cash, some white guys get acting roles that they’ll regret the rest of their career, and i get a new hbomberguy video essay to rewatch every six months or so. someone call the fucking bbc ive solved this.

#as the great media critic hbomberguy said in his magnum opus ‘sherlock is garbage and here’s why’ #about the sherlock teams attitude towards the art and craft of storytelling #‘it’s so disgustingly wrong on almost every level and so hateful towards people for expecting things to make sense […] that- #-it’s almost avant-garde’ #and I just wanna see that mindset applied to my favorite work of fiction ever <3 #op #tlt #tlt memes #the locked tomb

[axoqiii]

hug your bros

#(they r gay) #forgot to post here #hfhfsh i hit a bit of a block right now so rendering takes twice as long 😭 still working on pkmn au i promise #battle of garbage dump movie in a month.... #haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu!! #hq #hq!! #ハイキュー #kagehina #hinakage #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #hinata shouyou #my art

[grim-echoes]

what all of these posts about the willy wonka disaster event aren't mentioning that makes it even funnier/worse is that the organizer of the event (billy coull) is a serial scam artist who had already done this before with a fake charity gala called gowanbank hub at the double tree hilton advertised at 95 pounds a pop that was supposed to feature gok wan djing and a bunch of drag race contestants doing cabaret that if you try to search for online only gives you results for the wonka scam because literally no formal information on it exists anymore, and on of top of that house of illuminati (the """company""" he used to organize the wonka event with) is literally just him and was registered in november 2023, with a previous company he incorporated under a website he formerly owned called empowerity.com having shuttered right before the wonka scam. also he's a conspiracy theorist who writes AI-generated self published books on amazon about antivax/qanon/child abduction shit and has multiple diplomas from unaccredited universities and the only reason i know any of this is because a friend asked if this was the same man that scammed my family over a july 4th event years ago and though i couldn't find any confirmation that it was holy fuck has this been sitting rent free in my goddamn mind the last few days

#idk if anyone has made a post about this on here yet but i needed to get it out of my system #things are constantly happening #also it looks like his amazon profile was wiped since i last looked at it #it was ai generated garbage along with everything else so nothing of importance was lost

[shynetyme06]

I cut this so fucking close good LORD

Aaaa congrats on 1k @sandeewithtwoe !!! I was determined to finish this even if it turned out late, but luckily I made it ;D

#my art #sandee1kdtiys #utmv #ink sans #bright colors #dtiys entry #dtiys #u don’t understand I started this like a month ago #my attention span is garbage #but it’s here it’s done and I’m proud of it #⭐️

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

The fact that young Norman is so model-esque is kinda funny though bc now I gotta picture Daryl and Merle bummin around back in the day lookin like

#I've got so much random garbage in my drafts #I gotta clear some of this shit out Here Ya Go #twd

[kaelidascope]

Beauty and the Beest Remastered is LIVE

**SHAKES RETURN OF THE BEEST DOGGY BAG OF TREATS**

Beauty and the Beest remastered is LIVE and she is HERE! SHE IS BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

And that's not all. By popular demand, the original Beestfic - along with the deleted act 9 scene - Have been re-released back out into the wild from the vault for reading! Please mind both author's notes on these fics, and also note the severe quality drop from the classic version. I wrote this a year ago and it is not a reflection of my current skills

A final note chapter has been sent out for those who subscribed to it that also contains an art archive similar to Midnight Menagerie. Any art coming out of this fic from this point onward will be documented on the new fic :)

#beestfic #RWBY #bumbleby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #Thanks for participating in the poll y'all #I know it's still running but look at the stats I'm pretty sure it's safe to assume where the opinion lies #I was on the same page as well #For my readers who found me through MM please don't expect a masterpiece with classic Beestfic ok #It's personally garbage to me but LMAO idk I've been told otherwise #anyway have fun! #The OG IS FREE FROM CONFINEMENT BABYYYY YEAAHAHAHA #We out here folks 2024 is for the freaks

[emily-mooon]

Scott Pilgrim Characters as Text Posts but they’re mostly of Stacey and Neil cause I’m obsessed with them :]

#some of these may have been done before but i cannot remember so apologies in advance i forgot #when i saw the first meme done with julie i knew i had to do it with stacey #last image you gotta read from bottom to top btw (i also added in stacey and scott and lawrence whos not here mom to make the image complet #) #I don’t personally ship Neil with Lynette envy or Lisa but those are the other three women I’ve seen him be shipped with #that make sense for that text post (julie would never and Kim is kissing Ramona) #we all know how garbage trash I am for nordegrim here so I don’t need to explain anything #stacey pilgrim is a little hater in my heart #scott may be her brother but she face palms whenever he does something incredibly stupid #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim comic #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #stacey pilgrim #young neil #neil nordegraf #julie powers #wallace wells #lynette guycott #envy adams #lisa miller #roxie richter #nordegrim #not gonna tag any of the other neil ships here cause it is mostly nordegrim #cw suggestive #emily shitposts

[franpun]

"...what's his problem? I can't-a work while he's staring at-a me."

The window-mode title for Fake Pep is funny lel

Peppino thinks he's weird. Not terrifying, but just weird.

He's just standing there. Menacingly. Not moving. Staring. Observing. Prolonged unblinking eye contact is bound to make anyone uncomfortable.

...what does he want???? 😭

#holy fuck the quality here is garbage #cba to clean it up #my art #pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #pizza tower peppino #fake peppino #pizza tower fake peppino

[piratadelamor]

BABY WAKE UP IT'S NIIYAMA'S CAPTAIN HINATA NATSU!!!!!!

#PLEASE no one posted this here yet???????? i couldnt find it in the middle of all the x reader GARBAGE u ppl write #hq!! #hinata natsu #ITS MY GIRL #SHE AND HINATA PLAY VOLLEYBALL IN THEIR BACKYARD !!!!!!!!!!! I REPEAT SHOYO AND NATSU PLAY VOLLEYBALL IN THEIR BACKYARD #hinata shoyo #haikyuu!! #bea talks

[lesbianchemicalplant]

besides the more direct/life reasons I didn't mention being polyam on here until recently, it certainly didn't help that people on here are still commonly reactionary about polyamory, in ‘jokes’ as well as in direct statements about how embarrassing and contemptible they consider it to be. not least the number of posts to the effect of:

“polyamorous people are selfish, childish, morally loose, irresponsible, creepy, smelly, unhygienic, ugly [<- stated as a value judgment], lazy, pathetic, rizzless, entitled, depriving me of the monogamous relationships I deserve, basically incels (!), predatory, sexually depraved, musty rancid nasty weirdo sex freaks. uh no I'm not a seething conservative??? I actually just meant, uhhh, *White polyamorous people, teehee :)”

#this is very obviously different from discussing/complaining about racism wrt dating/relationships/sex #and the people doing this tend to be very artless about it. and are often white themselves (though absolutely not exclusively) #(putting this on here instead of sideblog because it's about Garbage and I won't sully my sideblog with that) #minors dni /

[cyphyra]

actually now that i think about it it pisses me off SO much that nintendo was hyping TotK as "incredibly dark" story-wise, and then having an ending that erases all of that built up tension by (SPOILER) restoring zelda and giving link his own arm back (even tho rauru said he had to REPLACE IT LIKE???)

i think a better way to end it would've been having zelda unable to transform back, HOWEVER, they were able to restore her sense of self and ability to speak-- she could no longer live among mortals but at least everyone could find closure through it

if not that, then turn her back but not all the way, have her keep draconic traits that will never let her be identified as just hylian ever again, they could even give her minor amnesia and set up an implied post-game link-taking-care-of-her/restoring-her-memory thing

and link's arm should've at the very least been scarred to hell if it HAD to be "restored" i still think he should've kept rauru's arm tbh

anyway, back on topic, TotK NEVER gave me an emotional heartstring jerk the same way Midna's Lament, the credits scenes of MM, or Byrne's sacrifice all made me feel. and these moments are all in different games, spirit tracks arguably being the most lighthearted in the series

there were PLENTY of moments of AWE in TotK-- the leadup to the Wind Temple and Colgera, Rauru's sacrifice, Ganondorf's fight-- but not one single moment made me actively sad outside of dragon tear 13-- before i knew zelda would be fine

"but Cy, Midna was fine in TP so it's the same as zelda in TotK" yeah, but at the end of the game she still ends up sacrificing her connection to the light for the sake of protecting everyone she'd come to care about, plus the emotional weight of Midna's Lament was so much stronger because it was happening IN THE PRESENT. in my first playthrough, i assumed that segment was timed in some fashion which added to my stress and worry for midna, making the scene leagues more impactful

at the end of the day, there isn't one single thing that happened in TotK that was sad AND lasting. lurelin falls, but nobody's harmed and you can restore it. the four regions have mini calamities on their hands, but beating the temples reverses ALL their effects. you can argue that there is lasting effects on hyrule-- namely being chunks of sky rock plunged into the surface-- but that's not sad, it's just unfortunate

nothing in TotK REMAINS dark, and that's what bothers me the most about nintendo saying it's "the darkest in the series" because it's a bold-faced fucking lie

#cyspeaks #totk critical #totk spoilers #totk genuinely deserves the praise it gets on a near-daily basis #but im not gonna sit here and pretend the story isn't hot garbage outside of the beginning end and some tiny bits at each temple #“darkest in the series” my left nut