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jennifersylvesters · 6 years

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office space ( bullet point - work in progress)

guess who’s back and dumber than ever? it’s yo girl, s, with another idea that she probably should hold back on but she’s not gonna bc she’s an idiot.

inspired by this and “the office” in general. same thing with “not so subtle” - i’m literally in the progress of writing it, but bullet points are more fun / helps format the writing for me.

pairing: intern/office worker!tom holland x intern/office worker!reader

okay so you get this new intern job at some office

for the most part it’s p great - lil boring but most of your co-workers are cool / chill

like kathy from accounting is low-key annoying and needs to stop talking about her cats, but she at least never takes your favorite mug

but you know who tf does? that tom holland kid

and you don’t fuck with tom holland

at first you really liked tom

he’s an intern as well for one of the other division heads so you see him occasionally see him around

and he was a bit goofy but you thought he was p funny and really nice

but one day you came in already having the worst start to the day

ran out of coffee at home, dryer broke, it started raining as you headed to your car, commute was shit, you slipped and fell on your arse like wow okayyyy i see how it is life

and all you wanna do is enjoy a cuppa tea in your fave mug

mind you, you frickin brought this mug in for yourself

and everyone knows that bad boy is your mug

like it has your nickname on it and it’s cute and you love it and it just makes your day better knowing it’s there

which seems rather silly but your best friend bought you that mug and you love it okay??

you come into the office kitchen and you cannot find the mug for the life of you

so you end up using craig’s mug who side eyes you when he walks into the kitchen

and you tell craig that someone took your mug but he’s already grunting and leaving the kitchen

like fUCK craig is such a grumpy GRUMP and you didn’t wanna deal with his attitude today

to make matters worse you end up sloshing some of your tea on your favorite shirt

so this day is mcfrickin ROUGH

and you’ve kinda been askin around if anyone’s seen your mug

but everyone’s like “no, but i heard you took craig’s mug”

fUCK OFF CRAIG I’LL WASH YOUR GODDAMN MUG LATER

ALSO YOUR SHITTY MUG SPILLED ON ME SO IT’S NOT EVEN THAT GREAT

you just wanna find your mug

when you go into the kitchen for a tea refill, you see tom and ask him if he’s seen your mug

and he shakes his head like nope nope and is all “soz i haven’t. heard you nicked craig’s though” hsHSHSHS FUCK YOU CRAIG

the whole day has been rough

you just kinda over the day

when you’re trudgin with some files for one of the other department heads for your boss you see it: your mug

and your neck mcfrickin snaps

cuz some moTHERFUCKER OUT THERE TOOK YOUR MUG AND WAS JUST OUT THERE LITERALLY LETTIN YOU GET ROASTED BY CRAIG

so you’re practically seething cuz which a-hole took your mug????

and it’s just laying on tom holland’s desk

that LIL SHIT LIED TO YOU

hoW DARE HEEEE

but you gotta get your stupid files to the department head so you figure you’ll try and confront him later about it

so it’s nearing the end of the day and you’re trying to get all your paperwork done before you confront tom

but you figure you should at least wash craig’s mug and put it away so he can’t give you more grief

craig’s in the kitchen and grunts “see you still have my mug” “yeah i’m just gonna wash it for you” /grunt

as you’re about to wash his mug you look down in the sink and what do you see?

your mug

but your mug is not only dirty but chIPPED!!!!111!!!!

hshshsHSHOFNADSF WHAT IN THE FRICKITY FRACK PADDY WACK KINDA--

and you’re literally bouta lose it

like BOIIIIIIII WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT

you literally whip your head around and ask craig about if he saw tom enter the kitchen

craig is like “no but i don’t wanna see you use my mug tomorrow”

HSDSSK CRAIG PLZ ENUFFF

so you scrub craig’s stupid mug and then you wash yours and then you huff over to tom’s desk

and you’re like “tom - did you or did you not take my mug today???”

he’s like “??? no???”

to hear him lie like that has you snap “then why was it on your desk earlier????”

he’s acting super confused like he has no idea what you’re talking about

“dunno what you’re talking about” “i saw it on your desk, tom” “why would i even take your mug??” “i dunno! why would you???”

this goes back and forth for a lil bit till you eventually huff “just stay away from my mug. can’t believe you broke my mug” /grumblegrumble

so for the next couple months you just don’t really get along with tom

and you’re always on the verge of “forgive and forget” and going back to being socially polite when your mug keeps vanishing

and you know it has to be tom

for the most part you’ve kinda just ignored him and it’s worked out p good

once your internship is over, they ask you if you wanna stay on

and you’re like hshshs hell yeaaaahhh

so you’re excited af about having a real job

except when you come in for your first real day of work you find your new desk spot

it’s in a small nook space with another desk spot right behind it

you’re p sure it’s neil from hr that’s gonna be your nook mate

but fate has different plans bc who shows up behind you with a box of things but tom fuckin’ holland

turns out he also got offered a job and took it

he’s smiley like “wow - guess we’re nook buddies” and you’re like “i know you keep taking my mug so piss off” HSHSDSDK

anyways this is the start of shenanigans abound in the office space between you and tom

i should probably finish “something about a sandwich” part two or part one of “not so subtle” before i start this tho??

anyways if you wanna give feedback, it’s always welcome and appreciated!

#tom holland x reader #tom holland x you #tom holland x y/n #tom holland fanfiction #tom holland fic #tom holland imagine #tom holland #tom holland blurb #marvel fanfiction #writing #my writing #work in progress #fic: office space

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kellykadesperate · 6 years

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Did I hear my fave writer ever say that’s she’s starting a new multi chapter fic 👀😍 can you give us a little summary of the plot line?

HOLLLAAA NONNIE,

oh bless you, of course i can!

so robert dies a sudden death, and is offered the chance to escape hell because his soul is intrinsically linked to that of cupid’s. he’s basically the modern day cupid and has a list of twenty people that he has to help fall in love. his punishment is the fact that he gets to watch people fall in love and will not be able to experience someone loving him.

once the list is up, he will have redeemed himself and become mortal again.

so, the main plot starts with robert having to help aaron dingle fall in love, he’s his last person and also is the most difficult of them all. because he doesn’t want to fall in love. jackson has died less than a year ago and he is just the rudest sassiest grump in the world!

so the fic follows robert trying to help aaron fall in love with someone again, so he can finally do the whole bow and arrow part on him. only Feelings start to brew and aaron goes from being the most annoying man on earth to someone robert fiercely wants to protect.

but if robert starts to sabotage things, not only will he have to stay cupid but aaron will never be happy himself with someone else?

i mean i have loads planned for it so i hope people like how out there the idea is. this was a rambly description and i am sorry but i’m going to posting a little bit of their first meeting before i post the first chapter up (which doesn’t include the scene) so … yeah hope you like the sound of it?

🌻💫

#this is so rambly sorry!#you will adore aaron in it because he is so sad and soft and you'll just want to hug him #and robert is cupid who hates love!#and helps gennie and nikhil and alicia and david get together #ask #reply #robron

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tumblunni · 7 years

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“SO WHY DO U WANT 2 HUG THIS TRASH GRANDPA, BUNNI” post

Okay, i figured since, well, that one goddamn wifi event is That One Goddamn Wifi Event, I may as well make a short post about it so people who weren’t able to see it can understand how it fuckin Blew My Mind when I was a teenager and plunged me into the fandom hell for the most obscure unloved jerkass grandpa who may or may not even be the guy this vague tantalizing mystery plot point is even about, and AAAA

So yeah here we go, transcript of the event text (thanks, Bulbapedia!) and some general summary of the context of who da fuk dis Charon is, and hopefully maybe at least one more person shall now understand this tiny fandom for a tiny gremp!

~The Context Of Charon~

(skip all this if you just wanna get to the wifi event transcipt)

If you haven’t played DPPT and don’t plan to: The villain team of Sinnoh is Team Galactic, a bunch of silly guys in space costumes with a rad jazz theme tune and a surprising level of competance in a terrifying plan to erase the universe and replace all emotion with infinate silence. Also, interesting moral ambiguity cos most of them are either oblivious or outright good, just being manipulated by the team’s super scary badass leader Cyrus who’s led them to believe they’re going to ‘fix’ the world to end all sadness for everyone. This weird complexity behind goofy nonsense hair people is what got me hooked on them as my faves!

So who is Charon in particular? Diamond and Pearl got a third version called Platinum that fixed a bunch of glitches and unfinished graphics and expanded upon the rushed endgame, etc. It also (for some reason) added one single extra member to Team Galactic, as seen here on the second furthest from the right. Charon is a grumpy grandpa and he literally does nothing in the plot. Its really confusing why he was actually added, he only gets more than two lines of dialogue if you pursue a secret sidequest waaaaay in the postgame, and he still gets like.. SIX lines of dialogue and not even a boss fight. Poor dude barely exists in this game! So what’s weird is that this wifi event kinda contains more dialogue for him than he ever got in the main game, and it at least gives him a purpose for being here- to introduce the new transformations for Rotom that were added in this wifi event. But it just seems pretty badly handled cos he never even appears in the event and there’s a lot of fan debate that it isnt even meant to be him, blablabla. And he still doesn’t do anything UNLESS you get this wifi event, which is really unfair and probably contributes a lot to his unpopularity, okay sorry I’m starting to ramble...

Basically, all you need to know is that Charon is a grumpy grandpa who does literally nothing in the plot.

The Establishing Of The Grump Gramp This is... kinda necessary to know why this thing hit me so hard in the emotions? This is why I don’t think it would work as well if Mystery Wifi Event Flashback Person actually ISNT Charon. All we see of Charon in his VERY FEW non-optional dialogues is that he is vain, cynical, pompous, greedy and for some reason obsessed with talking like a complete tool. And he’s SO MUCH this that he doesn’t even have any loyalty to his fellow villains, he exists to be like.. The More. Everyone else is some degree of honorable dude doing what they do cos they believe in a good cause, Charon is that one teammate that’s too evil even for the rest of them. Or, like, at least too petty? He’s an eternally incompetant comic relief dumbass who never even has enough imagination to do anything genuinely evil, he’s somehow less dangerous than his morally ambiguous teammates! He’s just sitting here like ‘fuq yeh i luv bein evil cos i can swipe the pocket change outta dis vending machine’, then somehow it falls on him and shatters his old man spine. Meanwhile his boss is being all ‘I want to make a world of smiles!’ *collapses the universe into a black hole and literally summons poke-satan* So ANYWAY the relevant point is that you can see why he’s THE SINGLE MOST UNEXPECTED person to suddenly get a sympathetic backstory!

Some transcript of his tiny non-wifi-event dialogues for comparison of how much of an absolute prick this man be:

” It seems quite obvious to me, Charon, the genius even the boss recognizes.” "Humph. Saturn and even Cyrus fall to a mere child... Perhaps another option needs to be considered. One befitting the genius of Charon!" [This is basically his only dialogue in a normal game run, aside from expositioning a few things that were said by other people in the previous version.]

Postgame optional dungeon text:

“What do they see in Cyrus? Immature, overthinking buffoon. He goes through the trouble of assembling Team Galactic for what? Ultimately, he destroys his own creation for his ludicrous vision. It's no thanks to him that I have to struggle with the pieces." “The young can live with their dreams. I prefer to remain firmly in reality. And for that, money is paramount.” “ With this Magma Stone, I will awaken the legendary Heatran! I will control the volcano's eruptions to extort money by the millions! Fear me! “ [cue him being defeated offscreen in a cutscene by someone else] "...Uh, what are you saying? I know nothing! Extorting with Heatran? Merely the blathering of this harmless old man! All said in jest! Besides, among Team Galactic's Commanders, I was the most junior..." [Seriously, you don’t even get to see what Heatran even is! its just an optional scene to go back after he’s gone and catch the thing.]

So yeah he does literally nothing and all we know is that he’s a jerk and he betrays his evil team only to fail horribly at being his own villain also that he has a Rather Specific Speaking Pattern, which will come up later in linking him to that wifi event BUT ANYWAY literally the rest of the team walks away and leaves him to his fate cos he’s such a jerk literally Jupiter says he’s ‘not fun anymore’ literally a man dressed in a boulder costume bitchslaps him with a giant frog its like the biggest fuckin smackdown and the player didn’t even need to participate, he just self-destructed mid cutscene farewell two paragraphs of dialogue granddad, we will probably never remember you ever

B U T

~ The Transcipt Of The Fabled Wifi Event ~

Extra context: this was probably the worst handled of all the horribly handled wifi events. Makes sense at least, sinnoh was like the beta test for whether such a thing could actually be possible in this series. i’m glad they’re more accessable nowadays, but what sucks is that now we don’t seem to even get as many Actual Events, instead they’re just a plain gift of a pokemon via trade without a fun cutscene :( But yeah it was only accessable for a one month period when the game first released, and the item you got in the vent didnt have enough clues about where and how you were meant to use it in order to find the secret room, unless you already knew it was connected to Charon.

The item for the event is the Secret Key, which is somehow charmingly the least secret secret of all time

You take this to one random spot on a random wall in one of two separate Team Galactic HQs in this game, and the whole damn wall vanishes to reveal Charon’s Secret Lab/The Rotom Room

Here, you can turn Rotom into any of its new transformations. And then, completely optional, is a hidden backstory for this one terrible granddad! The notebook on the bottom desk explains how the transformations work, gameplay-wise, and also ‘hey this secret lab belongs to me specifically, Charon’ The notebook up to the top right on top of the box which you might not have noticed, and might have assumed would just contain more boring tutorials? Hoo boy dude, 99% OF THE EVENT DIALOGUE is in that thing! And you’d think a second hand flashback entirely through longwinded narration would be terrible but man somehow it really just worked for me. RIP my soul, cause of death: this

SO LETS GET GOING TO THE MEAT OF THIS POST, MY FRIEND

If you don’t feel like scrolling thru this textdump, I’d reccommend Chuggaaconroy’s excellent lets play of platinum, where he read out the journal here. (16:25, talks about the various wifi event failures first.) Or if you watch this earlier episode (17:15) you can see the whole mini-dungeon where you can catch Rotom in the first place, which isn’t necessary to understand all this but its still super cool. If you do feel like scrolling, here have the appropriate music, or the appropriate music: anime orchestrated version

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"It's an old notebook. There's no telling how old it is."

Our encounter was a sudden one. It was when I found my toy robot, one that I had earlier misplaced. At that instant, a Pokémon startlingly emerged from the lawn mower's motor! Clutching my robot, I stared, transfixed by the peculiar Pokémon.

The Pokémon hovered in the air, held aloft by a power unseen. As if curious and unafraid of my presence, it floated toward me. Crackling sounds accompanied it, as if from static electricity in the air. Remarkably, it seemed the Pokémon was the source of this power! In alarm, I flinched, certain that my face would be subjected to a shock. Much to my surprise, the Pokémon seemed to favor me with a smile.

Finally, I came to realize that the Pokémon only wished to be friends. I have decided to name this most wondrous Pokémon 'Rotom.' Simple though it may be, Rotom emerged to me from the motor of a lawn mower. Motor and Rotom... Surely the link is obvious?

Rotom is a Pokémon that is simply sensational. The fact that it can turn invisible is simply the beginning. What makes Rotom unique is its ability to enter and operate machinery!

Rotom and I became fast friends. We were perpetual companions. The electricity from its body forbade contact, however. We could not touch, let alone hug or hold hands, but we cared not. For we were bonded on a much deeper, incorporeal level.

A feeling of mischief got the better of me one day. Seeing Rotom hovering, I decided to startle it--normally I would not. Perhaps frightened, Rotom discharged power beyond its usual range. I fell, stunned, into the arms of unconsciousness...

When I came to, to my horror I realized that Rotom had disappeared. I searched high and low for my friend in dismay and desperation. 'Don't chastise yourself. The fault is mine. No harm done. Let us play as we always have.' Though my words poured out, my friend could not be found to hear them...

My search for Rotom carried me far from home. It was in the town's rubbish heap that I again found my old toy robot. Curiously, our eyes met, then the robot waved a hand as if in greeting. I knew then that I had found my lost friend. I ran to it and hugged Rotom tight, talking on and on.

The robot's eyes lit up happily as I held it. I'm certain that, within it, Rotom was emitting lots of electricity. Somehow, I felt I could understand Rotom's thoughts better than before. Also, I realized that we would remain friends throughout our lives...

"The notebook ends with this page..."

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And this is his one and only trading card, and the biggest canon confirmation that he was indeed intended to be the mysterious author of Eighteen Pages Of How Much I Love To Hug My Friend Don’t tell me he doesn’t become INFINATELY more interesting with this knowledge!

Fuckin hell I would give my left foot to see an expanded plot upon this man’s secret good side seriously HOLY SHIT would you ever have imagined he cared about anyone, let alone THIS MUCH? Just sorry seriously i could talk for hours about this aaa dear god...

Oh and another minor transcript, you can get some dialogue from Rowan the first time you transform Rotom into one of its new forms. Its kinda interesting cos it gives some more Vague Potential Lore that inspires a cool headcanon that him and Charon might have known each other in the past? Cos he seems to know at least some details of that hidden journal...

"A Pokémon that slips into electric appliances, you say... Hmm... That is somewhat off from what I've heard about it. Hmm... This is what I've heard. Long ago, there was a Pokémon that merged with a toy robot. Should that Pokémon be recognized as a new species or not... Debates over the issue were about to start when they were rendered moot. The very topic of discussion--the Pokémon-infused robot--disappeared..."

Also that leads into another possible less-heartwarming interpretation of the whole thing that is actually EQUALLY interesting and ALSO makes Charon way more deep as a character! The idea that maybe this heartwarming thing is completely in the past, and nowadays he actually is 100% a horrible prick. Cos I mean, the one rotom you can find in the game is in that mysterious abandoned fancy old house, which is pretty heavily implied to be the notebook-writer’s childhood home where they met it. You can find a fragmented extra notebook page which seems to be the day before the start of the entries you can read in Charon’s lab. It says "Som...hing so pecu...r shou... make off ...ith the mot..." , which was confirmed to be "Something so peculiar should make off with the motor..." aaaaaallll these years later in an episode of Pokemon Generations. So there’s the interpretation that maybe this rotom you can catch is the same one described in the journal, which makes you wonder why its all alone here if Charon supposedly cared about his friend so much. Perhaps he really was a decent guy once, but when he grew up to be such an evil prick he abandoned his pokemon? or maybe it saw what he became, and ran away? or maybe some other sort of mysterious thing happened to cause them to become separated? There’s so many potential interpretations of this whole thing, aaaa!! Why was such a tantalizing plot point wasted on a super hidden wifi!!!

But of course I like the version where trash gramp has one shred of redeemability in his soul and then hypothetically you could have a sidequest to reunite him with his tiny tangerine friend and convince him of the error of his ways and then EVERYONE CAN HUGS AGAIN

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

srsly its got the power to make me never stop thinking about this damn wifi event for all these fuckin years giv grandpa justice, dammit

#commander charon #edit cos i linked the wrong video #im sorry i talkd a forever again #i know ive blabbered this repetitive stuff in other posts but this is like a masterpost introduction for newbs to grandpa fandom i guess #plz join our fandom it is like three people #also i wanna see more cute gijinka designs for rotom seriously i never get sick of those #semi unrelated thought lol #i wanna find more rotom fanart in general i think ive reblogged it all lol #i can reccommend Ray from @daily-haunted-tv

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dmitri-logan · 7 years

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I was tagged and I’m procrastinating so...

Tagged by: @game-of-grump

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

The last:

1. Drink: Orange fanta

2. Phone call: My dad because he wanted to know what I needed from the store

3. Text message: “I’ma wear my shortshorts and be gay as hell” to @lilfireflyfan in reference to my outfit for Pride this Saturday

4. Song you listened to: Immortals by Fall Out Boy because I’m in an FOB mood today

5. Time you cried: The eclipse today because I,,,,, love space,,,,,

6. Dated somebody twice: My first real relationship, we broke up and got back together like twice before we actually ended things

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: The last time I kissed someone

8. Have been cheated on: With the first real relationship again.

9. Lost someone special: My grandma, earlier this year

10. Been depressed: this was made by NTs... Depression is an everyday thing y’all

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Never

12. Favorite colors to wear: I wear lots of blue and green, plus dark colors

13. Favorite smell: Apple scented stuff is my fave

14. Favorite fictional character: Captain America yo

In The Last Year Have You:

15: Made new friends: Tons of awesome buds

16. Fallen out of love: Nah

17. Laughed until you cried: Yep, thanks to my youth group and my sister

18. Found out somebody was talking about you: yeah but I didn’t care

19. Met somebody who changed you: Yeeee

20. Found out who your friends are: Yep

21. Kissed somebody on your Facebook list: One person

General

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Almost all of them

23. Do you have any pets: Three sweet boofers

24. Do you want to change your name; YEp yep yep

25. What did you do for your last birthday: Went to my Grandma’s and found out she had to go to the hospital

26. What time did you wake up: 11am

27: What were you doing at midnight: making an eclipse projector

28. Name something you can’t wait for: Graduation, getting my license, my summer road trip next year

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: In person it was the summer before I started 6th grade, so... June or July of 2011

30. What are you listening to right now: Nothing but the air unit

31. Have you ever talked to somebody named Tom: I made a friend named Thomas this summer :D

32. Something that gets on your nerves: CisHets

33. Most visited website: Youtube

34. Hair color: Black, but right it’s dyed white on top and blue on the sides

35. Long or short hair: Short, but I wanna grow it out when I start T

36. Do you have a crush on somebody: Yeeee my Beautiful Space Ruler @aplace-to-be-free( @avibang-bang)

37: What do you like about yourself: My hair

38. Piercings: Not anymore

39. Blood type: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

40. Nickname: Lo, DM, Lolo, and one of my friends calls me Dan every now and then

41. Relationship status: Taken af

42. Zodiac: Capricorn

43. Pronouns: He/him

44. Favorite TV shows: Buddy System, Game Lab, Good Game, the original Teen Titans, Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, Steven Universe, and Bill Nye Saves The World

45. Tattoos: none yet, but I’m planning on getting two next year

46. Right or left-handed: right

47. Surgery: I had to get my head sewn up when I was seven because I crashed my bike, and I got my wisdom teeth out last year

48. Sport: I love hockey and I want to play it irl

49. Vacation: My dream vacation would be just me driving around the country by myself for two months

50. Pair of trainers: I’ve got two pairs of cheap converse and a pair of sketchers shape ups that my grandma gave me

51. Eating: Nothing rn

52. Favorite drink: Cherry limeade from Firehouse Subs

53. What are you up to: laying in bed talking to my friendos

54. Waiting for: My next school break

55. Want: someone I care about to cuddle with me platonically and play with my hair, I crave interaction

56. Get married: Maybe, but I’m definitely adopting kids

57. Career: I want to help people and be happy doing it

58. Hugs or kisses: Yes

59. Lips or eyes: I love eyes, they’re beautiful

60. Shorter or taller: taller because I think doing the tiptoes

61. Older or younger: No preference, as long they’re an appropriate age for me

62. Nice arms or stomach: Arms

63. Hook up or relationship: Both? Neither? Who knows man...

64. Troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant

65. Kissed a stranger: Maybe one day, casual fun interactions are my fav

66. Drank hard liquor: Tennessee Fire

67. Lost glasses/ contact lenses: Lost my reading glasses for a year once

68. Turned someone down: Yepyepyepyepyepyep

69. Sex in the first date: No

70. Broke someone’s heart. Idk, maybe?

71. Had your heart broken: Yeah I guess so

72. Been arrested: Nope

73. Cried when someone died: Yeah, fictional and real deaths get me every time because death is upsetting

74. Fallen for a friend: All my relationships I was friends with my partners first

Do You Believe In:

75: Yourself:Yeah but not a whole lot

76. Miracles: Yep

77. Love at first sight: Ye

78. Santa Claus: Sure

79. Kiss on the first date: Sure

80. Angels: Yep

Other:

81. Current best friends names: Brenna, Kent, Dasilva/DJ, Diana, and Charlie

82. Eye color: Brown

83. Favorite movie: Kingsman: The Secret Service

84: Favorite musician: Dan Avidan and everything he’s been a part of or Sam Burchfield

85: Marvel or DC: Yes

I tag: @avibang-bang/ @aplace-to-be-free, @itsyourboykent, @lilfireflyfan, @bow-weaver, @dubnyk, @pksubbandefensesquad, @pbergeron, @dasilvaware, and @dancingholland

#tag thingy

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sweetnestor · 7 years

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crankgameplays livestream 5/13/17

(hi yes so i missed the first 19 minutes of the stream and for some reason when i go to click on the video in my history it just starts from where i started watching the stream if that makes any sense so like,,,,,, idk i’ll update it if the video fixes itself)(also everything in parentheses is me talking ok ok cool)

Talked about how lucky some people are to make videos for a living, he doesnt like that its only about the money for some people now

He wants to release gear boxers (ethan pls do it i would buy twelve)

He doesnt know what eurovision is

Gonna have a busy summer: tour, vidcon, indypopcon, (and some other stuff i didnt catch on time)

He’s got rick hair and a morty shirt lmao (his hair is hella fading and his shirt is yellow omg)

He miiiiiight play ukulele later (pls for the love of jeebus play it)

Hes wondering where the spongebob meme came from

The boy was healthy and ate spinach today

Wishes he could cook too

Amy got him a smash mouth cook book [for chistmas?](i think??)

“WHY DONT I UTILIZE THIS”

He ended up liking 13 reasons why, apart from the dialogue

(i donated to the channel and was shaking bc i thought he was gonna see it alkdjflk)

(HE SAW IT BYE)(he struggled with pronouncing my name but its ok bby everyone does :’))

Fave character from night in the woods is probably gregg

“How do u feel abt the lgbtq+ community?” “the same as every other community?”

Reeeaallly wants a tattoo

Reeeeealalllllyyy wants a dog

A cat would be better for him bc theyre more independent, but hes not crazy abt cats

Everyone is accepted in this community as long as youre nice and respectful

“Can u do a headstand?” “u fucking bet i can i can do a headstand for days!!!”

Game grumps was the first channel he really really got into

Andrew (from the podcast) introduced him when they were younger, he showed him an animated video of theirs when they were younger

“Penis sized nipples or nipple sized penis?” he didnt answer but he loved that question

Used to be allergic to doggos, but he probably isnt anymore bc he cuddles Chica a lot

He’s iffy with snakes apparently

Fave musical is probably ‘how to succeed in business without even trying’ and he also really likes ‘la la land’

Has mixed feelings about setup tours, he doesn’t wanna feel like hes showing off the things he owns and things like that

Maybe at one point he’ll do it tho

He went to get some water and then he gon play Battlegrounds w/ a friend

He actually went to go fill up his water bottle but he forgot his water bottle

“While we wait for my friend im gonna sexually drink this water” (and he does) “why am i like this” (its ok bby we love u regardless)

Playing with his friend marcus @resumegamingyt

“Sahh dud” x2394324

“What in tarnation”

Marcus’s twitch notification sound is literally “what in tartnation”

Ethan, being ethan, told everyone to go follow him hell yeah

“What in lactation”

(theres so many ‘what in tarnation’s but i dont hear any lmao)

Ethan realized he didn’t tweet out the livestream when he started

“What in lag-nation”

“What in ejection”

“What in ammunation”

Ethan played this game for the first time today, so marcus learned him some things

(i missed a majority of the game but i did catch “coarse cock” nbd)

He didnt eat breakfast (i would insert some sarcastic scolding comment but tbh same)

“How does it feel riding off marks fame?” “yeah i never did anything before mark nope i never did anything” (pls be nice to the boy)

“Ok marcus im gonna leave and im gonna have an intimate moment with my stream before i leave” (oh my ethan)

Hes gonna make a pizza for dinner yum yum

Hes gonna go thru all the donations (oh god he gon say my name again)

(ethan im so sorry my name is so long and impossible to pronounce alkfjasdlkhgah)

Thanked everyone for being here and told everyone to raid marcus’s stream

The end (thx ethan for butchering my name ilysm)(no but srsly it made my day)

#crankgameplays #ethan nestor #sweetheart writes #mine #its so weird hearing him say my name slkgjksdjas #like he struggled like everyone who aint a spanish speaker does but still #:''')

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aldreaoakley · 7 years

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CINDERELLA: Hikaru Aihara

(Based off @catchthespade's Fairy Tale AU post with a sprinkle of Vocaloid's Cendrillon here and there. i’m trying a new format and... this was a tad more angst than I’d like. Revenge plots aren’t my most fave thing in the world because reasons behind them can be really weird sometimes...)

PROLOGUE

The Royal family and servants with their family all gather around the king's bed. The man is in his last minutes with his wife cradling their newborn baby girl. The king was a just man and delivers his promises until a crippling disease left him unable to even be with his people. The young king looks at all assembled in the room. "Promise me that you will protect the princess at all cost," he requests in a soft low voice. "If she dies... the kingdom will fall to darkness..." As everyone nods their agreement, the king's eyes close for the last time. A week later a funeral takes place and many remember their promise to protect the baby princess. When Princess ___ is only four, one of the pages decides to be mean to her. Loud cries alert a young butler and young guard to what he was doing to her. Shadowy tendrils lurk near her, making her cry. "Yami," Shuichi calls out to him. "What the hell are you doing?!" "Teaching her a lesson for being a brat that's what," the page boy challenges. "This is unacceptable," Soryu sighs. "We're going to take you to the queen." "That old hag doesn't know anything," Yami sneers. "I don't think so," a voice startles them. They turn to see apprentice magician Mitsunari Baba, or Baba as his main preference, coming their way, scarlet cape fluttering behind him. "The queen is a perceptive woman," he states while drawing closer and closer. "If she senses something had happened to the princess, it will be banishment from the kingdom forever." Yami laughs but then lands on his back a few seconds later. He pushes himself to see the three boys shielding ___ with Baba's magician's staff in front of them. Loud feet come stomping in seconds later and Soryu's father appears. The stern captain of the guards takes one look at the scene and gestures for his men to take Yami to the throne room. The three boys follow with Shuichi holding ___'s tiny hand in his. Once inside, everyone holds their breath upon hearing the queen's judgement. The woman opens her eyes and glares at Yami. "Strip him of his humanity and throw him into Shadows," she orders. Nobody dares to move until Baba's mentor steps forth. Shuichi shields ___'s eyes & ears by hugging her to his chest to prevent her from even witnessing the gristly scene. It wasn't long before Yami's form disperses with his threat lingering. 'I will make you pay for this!!' -~-~-~-~-~ Hikaru jumps from wall to wall, escaping the corrupt knight's guards while holding his steal. For as long as he can remember, Hikaru was rudely taken away from being near his friend Shuichi at a young age without his parents telling him why. Years later they both die mysteriously and only Shuichi manages to visit him once before taking his duties as a butler seriously. Hikaru hates that more than anything. Both were to be butlers but that never happened. "Damn it," he growls while landing on his feet with the guards running past the low wall he crouches behind. "And all over a meal..." The region he lives in now is far from the castle where he once lived and the knight there was nothing like the other nobles but he still loathes them with a fire that cannot be put out. He learns not long after his parent's deaths that it was an upper class nobleman who killed them. The only thing that keeps him going is revenge and hatred. He didn't mind those dark thoughts and feelings as they were a welcoming companion throughout his years of survival. After making sure that no one sees him, Hikaru runs to the abandoned building that was his home. "I'm back," he whispers into the empty hall. "Another crazy day of escaping guards." Climbing the stairs to his room, Hikaru sits down to eat the fresh plate of food and look at the main castle of the Tres Spade Kingdom. The glistening towers and opalescent walls makes it appear like some kind of dream world. He lets loose a sad sigh and leans back while eating a slice of now cold chicken. "It must be nice to even have a warm meal and not steal anything," he scowls. -~-~-~-~-~ Inside the castle, ___ stumbles again with a new waltz she just learn during lessons. "Here." ___ feels Shuichi's hands on hers. "It goes like this," he reminds her and guides her step-by-step on the waltz. "Left foot Princess." "Okay," ___ nods. "Seems that you are doing better," says a voice and both turn to see a young noble nearby. "Hello Eisuke," ___ greets with a curtsy. "Are you doing better today?" "... Yes. I'm still sorry about your mother," he sighs. ___'s mother died a year ago and the kingdom's seal, a sun atop three spades, is now around her neck. ___ refuses to be a queen yet as she wants to learn all she can now to be ready. Even more that her mother was the only living relative that Eisuke had, meaning the older male is more of a brother to her than anything. "Lord Eisuke I apologize for not seeing you sooner," she hears Shuichi apologize. Eisuke shakes his head. "It's time," he whispers in a near inaudible voice. Both didn't say anything. After escorting her to the Royal Tombs, ___ and Eisuke pay their respects to their dead parents. Neither of them, including most of the current staff ask for their deaths. But then... the castle is basically a home of orphaned castle dwellers. "Shall we," Shuichi asks them both. "Yes, Eisuke agrees while helping a weeping ___ to her feet. Once inside the castle, they go back to their positions. Which means more lessons for ___ and for Eisuke, it's dealing with the old men who refuse to even acknowledge how well the kingdom's success is despite some downhills. -~-~-~-~-~ One day as Hikaru dashes about after stealing a pair of new shoes, he hears a startling announcement. "The princess is having an engagement ball," he overhears. Ducking behind a low crumbling wall, he strains to listen to he conversation. "Yes," speaks another low voice. "It's about time she consider's marriage." "I hope she makes her mind this time," another scowls. "She refused everyone of us last year!" "That was last year and the queen just died then too," another reasons. "I doubt that she was even sane enough to pick a man to marry." A nasty sounding scoff interrupts them. "Like you have any room to talk," a nasally voice frowns. "Getting past her butler is another matter." He has enough of this. Sprinting away, Hikaru goes back to his own district and gives the shoes to the person he got it for. The man in turn gives him some fabric to fix his fading ones. Inside his room again, he scowls while repairing a pair of worn trousers. "Fucking rich people... throwing parties left and right... they don't even care if some of us are dying," he rants under breath. -~-~-~-~-~ "Not again," ___ whines during her visit to Ota's office. The young designer/artist/ jeweler/architect/craftsman sighs as well. "I am sick of it as much as you are," he reminds her. "And Eisuke had done all he could to even stop them." "Those old men doesn't even understand why mother and father both forbid parties and balls like this," ___ mourns. "And I don't have the power because I don't have a husband." "Why do you even frown," a new voice jumps in. "It ruins your face muscles." "Thanks Luke," ___ grumps. "But then you are in a tough spot too." Luke, the castle's doctor, nods in agreement. He cannot get full recognition as a doctor thanks to the men who decide to override any of the former queen's decisions. The three of them know that as long as they are there, it will be hard to even get anything done. "I've even seen the villages from Soryu's spy glass and I can't believe how conceited they are," ___ complains. "That's right and I can't do anything about the crime rates unless they approve and it takes forever," Soryu disapproves with an angry fist the table. "Yeah bu' they don't listen to anythin' outside their own voices," Mamoru reminds them. The young scoutmaster did have a point. The so-called "Royal Council" consists of old men way past age 50. "I've been spying on their meetings and I have to say that something is wrong," Baba adds. All seven turn to look at him. "There's something influencing them and I have only one guess," he tells them. "But I cannot tell since none of us can get into that room since it's always locked." "We can't but you can," Eisuke reminds. "They are scared of your magic and how you can get in and out of things." "He's right, Lupin," ___ encourages. She watches the magician nod then disappear. He reappears a few minutes later with a scary expression. "Wipe that look off your face," all the men yell while Shuichi covers ___'s eyes. "It's him," she hears Baba scowl. "He has a bad revenge since the queen made that order." That ___ knows can't be good. If Yami is out for revenge, then her life is in more danger than she can ever believe could be possible. -~-~-~-~-~ Yami watches Hikaru grumble through his magic mirror with a creepy grin. He already has trashed the kingdom enough to allow a tool for his revenge to come. "All I need now," he muses, "is for that smelly brat to die." He fingers a dangerous knife then holds it. "Your life is going to be very different, Mr. Aihara." -~-~-~-~-~ It's the day of the ball and Hikaru slips past the many guards and over the top carriages with a knapsack. He lands close to the warehouse to rendezvous with some others to distribute his recent steal. Durable fabrics, shoes, spices, metal, unwanted jewelry, and food come from the bag with something back for Hikaru. Some needles and threads go back into the sack as he exits. Back in his room, Hikaru frowns at the sight of the carriages milling up and through the castle gates. "Damn those rich people. The world will be a lot better without them," he growls. "And I can make that come true," a voice startles him. He whirls to see a young man about his age leaning against a wall wearing something like a bad mix of punk and gothic. "Who are you," Hikaru demands. "Your fairy godfather. All you have to do is go inside the castle and kill the princess," the youth smiles at him. "That's it," Hikaru asks with wonder. "Yes. Now let's make you an appropriate enough prince," his fairy godfather chuckles. An hour later, Hikaru grips his newly acquired dagger within his coat during his ride up to the castle. He recalls his instructions clearly from his fairy godfather. He has to get the princess on her own then kill her at midnight. But what Hikaru doesn't know is that he is actually a pawn in a larger scheme... -~-~-~-~-~ Yami cackles with glee watching Hikaru getting closer and closer to his destination before switching views to a grand ballroom. [You know the price for a level of magic like this,] a gravelly voice warns Yami as he watches the goal of his revenge. "Yeah yeah whatever," Yami exasperates. "I just want that brat gone. Even if the kingdom is something of a "beam of hope", how can it when it's being destroyed from inside!" While his evil laugh bounces off the walls, the other voice growls at him. [You made this pact with your life! Do not disappoint me this time,] it warns. "Alright already! Fuck," Yami frowns. -~-~-~-~-~ Once inside the castle, Hikaru scans around him to see if he can find the princess as each precious minutes tick by. Then he finds her off to the side with none other than- "Shu," he whispers in shock as his friend tends to an exhausted young woman in princess wear. Looking in a nearby mirror to make sure that his hair covers his face so that it isn't recognizable, Hikaru mimics a cat walking to get close. -~-~-~-~-~ "This is getting ridiculous Shuichi," ____ complains into the other's ear. "I really want to stop this silly charade..." "We can't yet. We don't have the magics strong enough to counter whatever Yami is doing," Shuichi reminds her. "Mamoru and Baba are already looking into it as much as possible. Now behave yourself. You have another prince coming." Straightening herself and putting her smile on, ___ turns to face the new prince politely. "May I have this dance," he requests with the best manners she's ever seen all night. "I would be honored Your Highness," ___ grins and accepts his hand. She lets him guide her to the floor and despite him trying to lead her, she makes it easier for him by being a step behind. This prince is most certainly not like other princes or other upperclassmen she already danced with tonight but she didn't care. All she knows is that the smile on her face is more natural than it ever was all night. -~-~-~-~-~ /Now what am I to do,/ Hikaru panics as he walks alongside ___ in the gardens. /This isn't how I imagine the princess to be like at all! She's... she's too pure... innocent... and... happy... everything I'm not... Damn it!/ His right hand begins to move towards the dagger hidden in his coat against his will. This wasn't suppose to happen at all. His dancing skills weren't first class but the princess' kindness allow him to not make a fool out of himself. And that feeling about her... Hikaru cannot shake off how innocent she is. From the simple questions she asks to backing off when she feels the conversation is going the wrong direction to that smile. With what will he has, Hikaru resists the pull while listening to ___'s happy chatter about the nighttime flowers. "I can't believe that the night can hold such beauty when I used to be so scared of it," she giggles then almost trips. Hikaru scoops her in his arms saying, "Careful! Quit being a klutz." When he sees her bottom lip quiver and the inkling of tears, he makes a quick apology that makes the smile he is growing fond of come back. But even so... with each minute that passes... the more and more his worry increase. He cannot kill this little beam of sunshine. He just C-A-N-'-T! -~-~-~-~-~ Shuichi quietly walks to Mamoru and Baba after the two had signal to him to meet them in the latter's room. He closes the door and looks at them. "What have you found out," he asks them. "It is Yami behind it all but we have a bigger problem," Mamoru reports with irritation all over his face. "He's meddlin' with magic he ain't suppose to be touching." "What?!" Shuichi wasn't even expecting that. But what comes next makes him even more frightened not just for his own life. "He somehow found Hikaru and made him his pawn," Baba scowls. "There's no way to break what spells he casted other than the princess herself. The light within the kingdom seal is needed." "We have to tell them. Now," Shuichi orders and the three dart out the room as midnight draws closer. -~-~-~-~-~ "Is something wrong," ___ asks him in such a sweet voice that Hikaru feels his resolve crumbling. As he eyes the clock tower's hands creep closer and closer to midnight, Hikaru cannot deny his instincts at this point. He pauses and feels sorrow upon seeing ___'s confused expression. "Hikaru, is something wrong? What's bothering you? Did I do something wrong," ___ peppers him. Hikaru simply shakes his head. This is going to hurt her but he'd rather see her smile than killed. “Listen, Princess. When the clock strikes midnight, I want you to run as far away from me as you can, got it?” Hikaru requests. "Huh?! Why?! I... I can't leave you alone," she wails. "___ just AHHH!" The clock bells ring out midnight. Hikaru feels his mind slip away and the last thing he sees is ___'s terrified face with his name falling from horrified lips. /NO/ was his last thought as he suddenly appears in a room he'd never seen before. -~-~-~-~-~ ___ cannot move as Hikaru's crimson and gold uniform turn black. Fear course through her veins as the face that haunts her nightmares replaces Hikaru's warm features. "No... no... it can't be... no," ___ whimpers. Yami smiles at her darkly, inky wings spread out and one hand reaching into the coat. A dagger comes out a second later. "What do you think, brat," he cackles. "Now DIE!!" "___!!!!" She can hear several familiar voices scream her name in horror the moment she starts falling to the floor. In desperate hope, ___ cries out the name of the man she fell in love with as tears fall down her face. "HIKARU!" -~-~-~-~-~ "No! No! You damned idiot! Stop!" Hikaru slams his fists against the magic mirror in front of him with all he has while watching helplessly as his so-called "fairy godfather" shoves ___ down, dagger advancing dangerously fast. "___!" [If you love her that much, go. The spell is almost over brave one,] a gravelly voice echoes in his mind. "I'm not gonna let you hurt her," Hikaru yells when suddenly he's back in his own body looking down at ___'s tear stained face. /Get out of my body bastard,/ Hikaru hollers with all he willpower he has to pull the dagger back. -~-~-~-~-~ "Gah," Yami cries out as he collapses in front of the wall sized looking glass. "You little-" [It's over. The contract is eliminated,] the demon's voice growls at him. "Give me another chance," Yami protests weakly and powerlessly watching Hikaru help ___ to her feet while dropping the dagger with the other. [You cannot change your contract now,] the demon snarls at him. Smoke starts to wrap around him and Yami scrambles away but fails when one grabs his ankle. [I should have done this instead of listening to your foolish request,] the demon grins from within the shadows. Yami freezes at that, leaving him open to be destroyed by the shadows he made a pact with nineteen years ago. -~-~-~-~-~ "So that's what happened," ___ hears Shuichi whisper while Luke tends to Hikaru's hand in the medical wing. ___ holds Hikaru's hand gently as he nods sadly. "But now I'm back... what's going to happen now," he wonders. "Am I going to be executed or banished?" "That's just silly," ___ sighs. "Either of those aren't options. Yami made them because he wanted me to be sad... something my father didn't want..." She notices Hikaru's confused expression and looks at Shuichi, who nods. As he explains the events that lead up to Yami being banished, Hikaru adds his two bits on his parents move and their deaths. "A castle of orphans," ___ mourns, "but that doesn't change that we are a family." She watches Hikaru's expression morph from confusion to a smile to match the others who come to see him. "Welcome home," ___ smiles. -~-~-~-~-~ Hikaru wakes up to ___ hitting him with a pillow, causing a pillow fight before Shuichi stops them both. He laughs at ___ being scolded then get ready for breakfast. Already a month since ___ use the seal around her neck, augmented by the natural light within her, to remove all the effects of what had been done to him and the rest of the kingdom. The old men got invitations to various retreats to help them recover from the negative effects of the manipulations done, something he personally wishes had never happened. When they finish breakfast, Hikaru works with ___ and Eisuke over the mountain size stack of papers that fill the former council room. Paper after paper to figure out ways of compensation for those who suffer from the fake laws and proper punishment to those who really did break the real laws set down by ___'s parents. Hikaru puts input for all of the ones pertaining to his village but gets disappointed when he sees Eisuke shake his head over his brutal ideas of punishment. From his seat between them, Hikaru knows this is going to take a really long time before the wedding can even happen.

EPILOGUE Hikaru sighs looking down at the ridiculous explanation in front of him. Being a king was a lot harder than he imagine when he was a kid. He turns to look at ___, sleeping on a cot near him. He chuckles and pulls a blanket over her. "Dummy... you have our twins. Be more careful," he sighs while sitting back down to look at the paper again. Clearly the person did something that he and ___ both agree should be illegal that once he got the cuffs on him, Soryu had to put his most trusted guards to watch over him. Making deals with magic that involve a kingdom and attacking the royal family cannot be redone again. "We are still cleaning up that mess," Hikaru grouches. "Damn it. People these days..." "Honey, please don't be so hard on them," ___ whispers. Wait a minute!? "I thought you went to sleep," he cries out. "I'm not sure if the twins would agree," ___ smiles and rests a small hand on her swelling stomach. "They love hearing their dad." "Get some rest, you've done a lot of work too," Hikaru reminds her. She takes his hand and places it on her stomach. He feels a small thump on his hand. "I'm not sure who is responding to your voice but they really do make it hard for me to sleep," ___ sighs. "Then I'll just have to whisper when I need you," he mutters into her ear. No matter what happens, Hikaru will defend his family from the unborn lives his wife carries to the residents of the kingdom. A family is more than just lineage and he just learned that.

Author’s Note: I’ll admit that pre-MC Hikaru was much easier to write than post-MC Hikaru that I had to use his Scattered Cards Epilogue for help, reference and material. And I do have a reason for picking twins, because I know Voltage won't make this canon enough. Hikaru’s name means light in Japanese and I still find it ironic that for someone with a bright name like his, he’s got serious darkness around him. Hence twins. Dui from SCM had nothing to do with it. It’s more from when I was on a bit of a Star Wars reading binge... a set of twins had one who is a Sith Lord and the other a Jedi. Shadow and Light. I also used some idea from my Chinese background of yin-yang. Light and dark balance each other out, like twins. I’ve seen twins and triplets before so I know some of the dynamics...

The last line, I tweaked it from the same Star Wars books I was binge reading from. “Family is more than just bloodlines.” I’ve seen some posts on Tumblr that says it works for Soryu but I think it’s more applicable for Hikaru. He and Shuichi aren’t even related but they are as close as brothers.

I use this rendition of Vocaloid’s Cendrillon for this story, save the last I don't know how many seconds because it got all weird... it didn’t fit how I see the story I was writing.

Next Bidder... Baba.

#serenity writes #kissed by the baddest bidder #kbtbb #kbtbb hikaru #hikaru aihara #AU

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chimpanzedd · 7 years

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All :)

Gosh, okay! Happy Monday night to me!!

1 - Who was the last person you texted?

Ellie. :)

2 - When is your birthday?

14/10.

3 - Who do you want to be with right now?

Ellie. My mum. My sister. My brother. My dog. All at once.

4 - What sports do you play?

Hahahaha…sports…

5 - Who is the first person in your contacts?

Abbie.

6 - What is your favorite song as of the moment?

Taylor Swift - LWYMMD.

7 - If you were stranded on an island, who do you wish to be with?

Someone who’s proper good at building boats.

8 - What do you feel right now?

Tired. Sick.

9 - What chocolate is your favorite?

White chocolate. RIP Dream bars.

10 - How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have?

What, ever? 6.

11 - Why did you create a Tumblr account?

Abi told me to and so I did and now I’m stuck here.

12 - Who is your favorite blogger?

I don’t think I have a firm fave.

13 - Where do you want to be right now?

Ellie’s house.

14 - What do you want to be in the future?

I wonna work at the zoo, please.

15 - When was the last time you cried? Why?

I don’t remember!

16 - Are you happy?

Yep, even though I’m grumps!

17 - Who do you miss?

The exact people I wish I was with right now.

18 - If you were given a chance, would you like to have a different life?

No thanks.

19 - What was the best thing you were given?

My dog.

20 - Who was the last person who called you?

Ellieeeee.

21 - What is your favorite dish?

That’s an excellent question. I have no idea. I’m not very foody.

22 - Who is your bestfriend?

I don’t have an actual best friend. Just cool peoples.

23 - What is your biggest regret?

I try not to think about regrets. Possibly my degree choice?

24 - Have you ever cheated on your partner?

No.

25 - Who do you spend crazy moments with?

Every moment is a crazy moment when you’re me.

26 - Name someone pretty.

Ellie’s the prettiest.

27 - Who was the last person you hugged?

Josh.

28 - What kind of music do you listen to?

Lots and lots of things!

29 - Are you over your past?

Nope.

30 - Who is the last person in your contacts?

Andy because he’s called “ZSL Andy”.

31 - What kind of person do you want to date?

An Ellie shaped person.

32 - Do you have troubles sleeping at night?

No!! I’m talented at that.

33 - From whom was the last text message you received?

Ellie.

34 - What do you prefer, jeans or skirt?

Jeans all day errrrrryday.

35 - How’s your heart?

Still pumpin’!

36 - Did you ever have a girlfriend/boyfriend whose name starts with a “J”?

Noo.

37 - Do you like someone as of the moment?

I love someone as of the moment.

38 - What would you want to say to your latest ex-boyfriend/ex-girlfriend?

Not very much at all, really.

39 - Do you have any phobias?

Sometimes dogs. The dark.

40 - Did you try to change for a person?

Yeah, probably too much.

41 - What’s the nicest thing have you given to someone?

Abbie’s book!

42 - Would you go back to your previous relationship?

Hell no.

43 - Are you in a good or bad mood?

It’s sort of in the middle!

44 - Name someone you can’t live without.

I can live without everyone. I would just prefer not to.

45 - Describe your dream date.

Right now? Co-nap.

46 - Describe your dream wedding.

Sophisticated piss up.

47 - How many roses did you receive last Valentine’s?

48 - Have you ever been kissed?

…never have I ever.

49 - How long is your longest relationship?

3 and a bit years.

50 - Do you regret your past?

Overall? No!

51 - Can you do something stupid for someone else?

Can I? Yes. Will I? Also probably yes.

52 - Have you ever cried over someone?

Of course.

53 - Do you have a grudge against anyone?

Nope!

54 - Are you a crybaby?

Hahahaha yes.

55 - Do people praise you for your looks?

Not as a habit.

56 - Did you fall for someone you shouldn’t?

I guess, who cares now though?

57 - Have you ever done something bad but you don’t regret?

Probably!

58 - Do you like getting hurt?

What?!

59 - Does anyone hate you?

Yeah. It sux.

60 - Did you slap anyone whose name starts with an “R”?

Actually the only person I’ve ever slapped begins with R!

61 - What hair color do you prefer?

On me? Red. On others? No preference.

62 - If you can change anything about yourself, what is it?

Calvin Klein model.

63 - Do you love someone as of the moment?

Absofreakinglutely.

64 - Have you ever thought of killing yourself?

Too much, too often, too seriously.

65 - Do you have issues with somebody in your school?

It’s funny because it still applies; but no, not seriously.

66 - Can you live without internet?

Yeah but pleasde no.

67 - What’s the song that remind you of your special someone?

There are a lot. The Only Exception. Passionfruit. Careless Whisper.

68 - Are you good at holding back your tears?

No! Those bad boys are free and wild.

69 - Are you a crybaby?

I’m sure I just told you I was.

70 - Have you ever experienced being hysterical?

Yeah.

71 - Are you a KPOP fan?

Idek what that means please.

72 - Do you study hard?

I did!

73 - Have you ever sacrificed something important to you for someone you love?

Yeah. Whattashame.

74 - Did you ever had a kiss under the moonlight?

Uhh yeah.

75 - Have you ever ridden a boat?

I vomit.

76 - Did you have an accident last year?

Like, wet myself or break my leg? Either way, I don’t think so!?

77 - What kind of person are you?

Stressed.

78 - Have you ever thought of killing someone?

No!

79 - Have you ever been jealous?

Always. Hahaha self con.

80 - How can you prove your love to someone?

Never stop trying to make them choose you every day.

81 - What are you thinking right now?

Whether I prove my love enough. (No.)

82 - Who is the 6th person in your contacts?

My stepdad Carl.

83 - Do you have any memories you want to erase?

Some, yeah.

84 - Have you been hurt so bad that you can’t find words to explain how you feel?

I will never be able to articulate 2012 - 2013.

85 - Did you ever badmouth someone?

Oh I hope so.

86 - Have you ever had an argument with someone?

Duh.

87 - Do you have trust issues?

Yeah, it’s hard not to.

88 - Are you broken-hearted?

No!

89 - Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”?

Ellie.

90 - Do you think all the pain is worth it?

All what pain? No.

91 - Do you believe in the phrase “If it’s meant to be, it will be”?

Not at all.

92 - Who do you want to marry?

93 - Do you believe in destiny?

Nope.

94 - Have you ever thought “I already found my soulmate”?

I don’t believe in soulmates.

95 - How do you look right now?

Like actual garbage.

96 - Do you believe that first true love never dies?

I don’t know, I guess it depends on your definition of true love and how you judge if it’s dead or not.

97 - Have you found your true love?

I have found someone I truly love, and that’ll do me. :)

98 - What should you be doing right now?

Showering. Planning. Sleeping.

99 - Name one of your ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends.

Khannah. Next.

100 - Did you ever feel like you’re not good enough?

Have I ever? Boy…

#quiz #asks

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andyhollows · 7 years

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these are actually hella fucking cute y'all

I liked this questionnaire thing a while back ago and decided to finally answers these 100 questions. I’m making a different post than reblogging it with the answers so you’ll be able to see which answers are mine. Link for if you wish to read/take it yourself. :)

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

I tend to have more milk than cereal even though I fill up my bowls to the top with cereal. XD 2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

I live in Florida so the coldest it gets is usually around 50-60 during the days and 20-30 at night, if we’re lucky. But, yes, I do, very much so. 3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

I don’t read books, but back when I was in middle/high school, I used to just fold the edge of the book and using a pencil, put a dash where i last left off, or being an artist, I would create my own little bookmarks using a normal piece of paper. 4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

I don’t drink coffee/tea, I probably drink cappuccino and that’s only from WaWa’s when it’s cold enough and I usually put cream and like 2-4 packets of sugar in it. 5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

Only when I haven’t brushed or recently ate something like lasagna or some sort of pasta. 6: do you keep plants?

No 7: do you name your plants?

If i don’t even own a plant, why would i name it? 8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

I usually just draw/sketch with a pencil 9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

Yeah, I tend to just lip sing to whatever music I’m listening to. 10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

Yes lol I tend to toss and turn but I almost always end up on my back. 11: what's an inner joke you have with your friends?

I don’t really have any inner jokes i can think of at the top of my head. 12: what's your favorite planet?

Pluto, i don’t know why. 13: what's something that made you smile today?

I saw another post in my “likes” and I looked at the original post it came from and it came from Game Grumps and that made me laugh so hard. 14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

Nice, for sure. It would probably just be all the walls would be white or some sort of light color and our furniture would be pretty modern and solid colors. We tend to have the same taste so it wouldn’t clash together. 15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

“All of space is completely silent...” 16: what's your favorite pasta dish?

Either Chicken Al’ Fredo or Spaghetti. 17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

Blue or Red would be pretty cool and i think i could pull it off 18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

I don’t have any with friends, but with my family: i was like 14 years old and roleplaying with my current boyfriend, Jonathan, my brother and Ashley and my character was suppose to get pregnant but i didn't know how a pregnancy test was taken so i said i put it in my mouth and it came out positive and i came out of the restroom saying I'm pregnant and EVERYONE laughed! 12 years later, they haven’t let me live it down. 19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

I don’t have a journal but i have a ton of sketch books and they usually contain chibis or my OCs, myself, my best friend or my game characters and unfinished doodles. 20: what's your favorite eye color?

Green 21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that's been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

I don’t have a favorite bag, i’m not really the type to hold onto something like that, but my favorite bag right now is either my Domo backpack or my nightmare before christmas one. 22: are you a morning person?

No 23: what's your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

Sleep, watch TV/youtube videos and play video games 24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

Yes, my best friend, you know who you are :P 25: what's the weirdest place you've ever broken into?

I’ve never broken into anything, unless you count just walking into unfinished houses in my neighborhood. 26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

My flats are the shoes I’ve had forever but I don’t wear them anymore, instead i now mostly wear my sandals, only cause im lazy to put on socks and sneakers. 27: what's your favorite bubblegum flavor?

watermelon! 28: sunrise or sunset?

sunset, i feel sunrise will just start blinding me if i keep starring at it XD 29: what's something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

When they’re totally dorking out over some comic book or some movie lol 30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

Yes 31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.

Socks are alright. I usually stick to wearing solid color socks. I don’t sleep with socks cause when i do, because i toss and turn my socks slip off and it’s annoying. I own some white socks but i prefer colored ones. 32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

3AM... with friends? Uhhh... since most of my friends are online, i don’t really do much, cept talk about whatever unless we’re drunk 33: what's your fave pastry?

Any sort of cake! 34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

I don’t have any stuffed animals i’ve had since i was a kid, most of them were given on my birthday or as a congratulations. The one i’ve had the longest is this cute little ghost i named Spooky and i got her on my birthday and i still have it. 35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I do like stationary stuff and pens, i always want all the pens, pencils, markers, highlighters, stickynotes, everything even if i don’t have a use for em. 36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?

I don’t know... probably some disney song LOL 37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

i don’t LIKE keeping my room a mess, im just fucking lazy 38: tell us about your pet peeves!

when they happen, i’ll let you know, i can’t think of any at the top of my head. 39: what color do you wear the most?

black 40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?

i don’t wear jewelry, cept earrings and the ones i own are gifts from Christmas so don’t really have a story. 41: what's the last book you remember really, really loving?

i don’t read books :D i only read manga XD but if that counts, Horimiya 42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

Again, i don’t drink coffee so i don’t know of any coffee shops. 43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

My family....? like a decade ago lol we were mostly trying to look at the meteor shower 44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

uhhh.... umm... >.> geez.. that’s tough, had to have been before becoming a teenager! 45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

yes, they have yet to let me down. 46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

i don’t know any puns, i’m not a punny person! and no im not trying to be funny 47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

i don’t know XD im picky but i’m not like totally disguested with a type of food... maybe oysters? 48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

my biggest fear as a kid was pretty much the “monster under my bed” thing, i never liked leaving my foot hanging off the side of my bed, i always ran and jumped onto my bed after turning off the lights, etc. to this day, no that fear is gone, now it’s bugs XD 49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

i never bought a CD/record in my life, i usually just had a friend or my mom burn me one 50: what's an odd thing you collect?

i don’t really collect anything specific, i do tend to want anything that’s related to black butler or the nightmare before christmas or doctor who 51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

“Why I Cry” by NSP only because they got me into it XD 52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

i don’t like memes 53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

out of all of them, i’ve only watched beetlejuice, i’ve heard OF the rocky horror picture show, never heard of heathers or pulp fiction and beetlejuice was just weird.

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

my nephew XD 55: what's the most dramatic thing you've ever done to prove a point?

I don’t know/can’t remember 56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

i don’t know, not often i pay attention to people 57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

every time i listen to bohemiam rhapsody i remember the flash video my brother created XD 58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

i think my friend Ricky is the wine mom, mostly cause he’s the only one i know that drinks wine and gets drunk when drinks too much and the vodka aunt has to be my friend Elliot because almost every time i talk to him, he’s drunk 59: what's your favorite myth?

i don’t know, idk a lot of myths 60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

i don’t really like poetry so i don’t have a favorite 61: what's the stupidest gift you've ever given? the stupidest one you've ever received?

i try to think out my gifts carefully, but the stupidest gifts i’ve received was this last christmas, when i got 5 slippers from my family because of something i said xD 62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

i don’t drink juice at all >.> and i probably should 63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

with my music, i tend to organize them by artist, any new song i get from an artist i already have in my library has to be within that same bunch 64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

dark blue/black, it’s night 65: is there anyone you haven't seen in a long time who you'd love to hang out with?

YES, MY BEST FRIEND!!! 66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

a bunch of black roses? >.> 67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

amazing!!! 68: what's winter like where you live?

non-existent 69: what are your favorite board games?

Anything that’s fun and makes my family do weird things 70: have you ever used a ouija board?

Nope but i am curious about using one 71: what's your favorite kind of tea?

sweet and citrusy i suppose? i dont drink tea 72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?

absolutely! 73: what are some of your worst habits?

i bite my nails.. a lot 74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

do i have enough space to describe such a dork in my life? 75: tell us about your pets!

i have 1 dog! her name is diamond, she’s an adorable mutt! 76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?

probably sleeping.. pffft! 77: pink or yellow lemonade?

doesn’t matter they both taste great 78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

minion, like from despicable me minions? XD cause if so, im in the sorta fanclub 79: what's one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

they drew me XP 80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

mine are sand colorish and no i didn’t choose it, we painted over the white/pink color that was there before, some of my other walls are different shades of blue. 81: describe one of your friend's eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

i guess like a horizontal oval shaped open window with small black curtain looking out to an ocean of chocolate syrup 82: are/were you good in school?

yeah, i was 83: what's some of your favorite album art?

no idea, i dont really look at album covers 84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

i’m too afraid of needles and have a low tolerance for pain, so no tattoos for me, if i did get one, i’d get one of probably my zodiac sign which is Scorpio 85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

i don’t read comics, i read manga and my favorite ones are Black Butler/Kuroshitsuji and Horimiya 86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

what are concept albums??? 87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

any disney/marvel movies 88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

none that i can think of at the top of my head 89: are you close to your parents?

not really, there are things i’ll tell them, but not everything 90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

i dont really have a favorite city 91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

this year? i plan on traveling down to go see my best friend! that’s my main goal 92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

no cheese on my pasta! 93: what's the hairstyle you wear the most?

ponytail, i can’t really keep my hair down cause of the humidity here 94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

my best friend XD 95: what are your plans for this weekend?

video gaaaaaaaaaaames! 96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

i usually procrastinate 97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

uhh... zodiac? idk what myer briggs is and im not that big of a harry potter fan 98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

hahahahaahahah xD me! HIKING! LOL!! 99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

No.. 100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I’d go 5 years into the past to reassure my younger self that i don’t have to have my life all together and absolutely know what i want to do with my life

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