Not Ready To Make Nice Part 1
“Sometimes when you can’t change your circumstances, the best thing you can do is change your surroundings.”
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clare looked like her dad (pale rosy skin, medium brown hair) and darcy looked like her mom (dark hair, eyes, not super pale skin) but they dont look like each other
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even helen getting that martin dick couldn’t debitchify her :/
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Midnight Pals: Muse
Anna Helen Crofts: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, this is a little story that me and howard wrote together
Barker: you and howard? how'd that happen?
HP Lovecraft: oh we've been looking for a project to do together for a while
Edward Lee: bro you hanging with anna helen crofts now?
Lovecraft: yeah
Lee: bro
Lee: sonia greene, winifred jackson, hazel heald
Lee: how are you pulling all this quality tail?
Lovecraft: i don't know, i'm just being myself
Lee:
Lee: bro that doesn't make any sense
Crofts: ok so this story is about a woman who reads a poetry book
Crofts: and she has a dream that the gods themselves appear to her
Crofts: and they're all 'babe, we got some great news for you'
Crofts: you're so hot that you're gonna fuck some inspiration into the world's greatest poet
Crofts: the gods are all 'check it out'
Crofts: 'you know Dante Alighieri? William Shakespeare? John Milton?'
Crofts: 'morons!'
Crofts: 'the guy you're gonna fuck is SO much better'
Angela Carter: a woman's just there to be a muse for a great man, huh?
Carter: why can't a woman be a poet herself, I ask you?
Crofts: no angela you don't understand
Crofts: this chick is SO hot
Carter: that doesn't figure into it
Patricia Highsmith: naw i think it does
Crofts: me and howard wrote this story together
Barker: oh did you now?
Poe: clive
Barker: i can tell, cuz it's definitely got all the usual hallmarks of a howard story
Poe: clive
Barker: i bet howard really contributed a lot
Poe: clive
Crofts: wouldn't that be great to be a muse
Crofts: a poet looks at you, he's all 'this chick is SO hot'
Crofts: 'i can't NOT write the world's greatest poem'
Crofts: if you think about it, howard
Crofts: that's kinda like you and me, don't you think?
Lovecraft: yeah i guess
Crofts: something wrong, howard?
Lovecraft: no
Lovecraft: no it's nothing
Lovecraft: its just
Lovecraft: that isn't really the direction i thought our collaboration would take
Crofts: what's wrong with it?
Lovecraft: it's just kinda mushy
Crofts: ok howard well next time we'll write what you want to write
Crofts: in fact, here
Crofts: why don't you use my beauty as inspiration
Crofts: i'll be your muse
Barker: ah ha ha
Barker: oh honey
Barker: oh sweetie
Barker: have you read any of howard's stories?
Crofts: write me, howard, write me like one of your squid girls
Lovecraft: [sweats] ok um so
Lovecraft: [sweats] so in this story there's this girl, ok
Crofts: what's she like
Lovecraft: indescribable
Crofts:
Barker: ah aha ha
Barker: nice save
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What do you mean “what do we win?”
C’mon Miles that was a legit question, you spent probably over a billion on the contents of that island and never thought to offer up prize money, a car,vacation or other expensive shit to the winner of your extravagant murder mystery?
that was the worse thing he did... apart from the murder of two people but its pretty close
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Benoit Blanc is bad at solving dumb mysteries. It's his Achilles Heel. It's established very early in the movie. He gets booted out of Among Us. He sucks at Clue by his own confession. He effortlessly solves the mystery Gillian Flynn constructed because it's actually clever. But Miles Bron himself is such a stupid fucking thick as bricks dumbass that it confounds Blanc. He and Helen arrive at the correct answer (that Miles killed Andi) in that restaurant itself but Blanc dismisses it for being too fucking obvious, even though it was staring at him right in the face, all the time. But no, Miles and his half baked schemes are actually that stupid. Which is why it takes Blanc so long to figure it all out.
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