#hehe thank you for asking me my dear dear Pixel

[psychologicalwarclaire]

Donnie and no. 30

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Donnie + Dangerous Temperatures

Donnie hadn't kept his eye on the dark clouds on the horizon, like he'd promised Raph. Donnie hadn't remembered to bring a coat, like he'd promised Leo. And Donnie didn't 'get home soon' like he'd promised Mikey.

The first flakes of snow drifted down right in front of his nose, landing on the heap of junk he was currently perched on.

"Shoot," he cursed. Glancing up, he saw that the clouds above the electric lights if Repo's yard were much too dark for five o'clock, even at this time of year.

A sudden gust of wind whistled through the mountains of scrap. Donnie's feet-- already rather numb from being without shoes in November-- slid out from under him.

Fortunately, he didn't fall far.

Unfortunately, something caught his fall.

Donnie's legs punched through a precariously placed sheet of metal. Reduced though the feeling was, he could still feel shards of metal tearing up his calves. He couldn't stop the scream that leapt from his throat. It echoed through the silent scap yard.

The only thing that moved was the thickening deluge of snow.

Okay... he thought, quelling his panic. This is fine... I just need to-- need to--

Until another gust ripped through the yard. Donnie's only warning was a creak, the screech of metal on metal, and a sudden shadow on the dull sheet around his legs.

Pops of color exploded in front of his eyes as pain did likewise upon his cranium.

Everything

went

dark

----

The first thing he noticed was a distant rattling sound.

The next thing that he noticed was the cold pressure, soaking into his bones.

The last thing he noticed was the pain.

As soon as Donnie became aware of these things, they all increased tenfold. He cracked his eyes open.

The rattling came from himself. His jaw was sore from chattering. Donnie shivered intensely enough that the metal sheet he was slumped over practically vibrated. Metal sheet...

Ah yes. The one trapping his legs. Come to think of it, they hurt quite a lot. As did his head. He tried to sit up.

He couldn't.

Donnie's cheek and hands were stuck to the metal. Of course. Why not. Frozen in place.

A layer of snow covered the rest of him, maybe a few inches thick. Raph said the storm coming was supposed to drop a few feet. And by the looks of it, the blizzard would only worsen. If Donnie didn't move he would be buried.

With immense pain and immediate regret, Donnie tugged his face off the metal. The whipping snow stung what was surely torn skin. His hands came off more easily. Not because they were less frozen or less painful, but because they were almost entirely numb.

Tearing his legs from the metal was agony. The snow around him was immediately stained with deepening crimson.

Numb yet still wracked with pain, Donnie toppled down the rest of the pile, crashing all the way. The snow already drifting at the bottom did nothing to cushion him.

Donnie moaned, shivering so much he couldn't even see straight. Finally free, fear settled over him like the snow. There was no way he could walk back to the Lair. And with visibility of about ten feet and unknown wind speeds, flying with his battleshell was entirely out of the question.

But there was frostbite. And hypothermia. And likely a concussion. And the possibility of bleeding out.

Donnie was dead either way.

The thought hit him so hard he would have sat down had he not already been sprawled on the ground. He legitimately might freeze to death.

He needed to find shelter... or... or something...um... where was he...?

Distantly, he registered that confusion was a symptom of hypothermia.

Oh. Oh no.

I'll be a purple popsicle by the time my brothers find me...

Donnie began to chuckle. Desperation, terror, and probably hysterica bubbled out of him in laughter. And he couldn't stop, gasping and choking on his mad cackles. The next thing he knew he was sobbing. Howling lost to the wind, but crying all the while.

He sobbed again. The tears were blissfully warm on his cheeks.

Donnie curled up into the tightest ball he could. He couldn't keep his eyes open.

As the weight of snow piled up on top of him, he could almost hear someone calling his name in the distance.

He thought he saw a blue figure sprinting his way.

And he fell into icy darkness.

#hehe thank you for asking me my dear dear Pixel #i had a lot of fun with this one #i might write another part to it or something #having lots of fun even if I'm not getting to every ask #rottmnt #rottmnt fanfic #cookie crumbs #my writing #ask game #angst

[hellsite-detective]

HIII OMG HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?? HOWS LIFE?

OH THIS REMINDS ME I NEED TO DO A LIFE UPDATE POST

so i guess i’ll do that here hehe

hello all! this is Hellsite Detective, P.P.I. coming back to give everyone a proper update on everything!!

now, i sorta started this hiatus kinda suddenly, and i still don’t know when i’ll be back (so sorry for that btw i feel baaad), but things have been… interesting to say the least! my job has been going okay, but it’s really stressful and it hasn’t been ideal for my mental health. but im pushing through it! i need the money so i can finally move out of my parents house!

and on the topic of mental health… my therapy has been going great!!! there’s still a long way to go, but at the very least our experiences were validated by a licensed professional!!! i won’t get into the details here, but if you’re curious feel free to ask about it! i don’t mind talking about it, especially now that it’s official hehe

but besides that, i’ve just been relaxing! i’ve collected more yuri manga! i need to get to actually reading it now tho oops. i’ve also gotten back into Stardew Valley!! i’ve been having a blast discovering all the new things from 1.6 as well as hanging out with my pixel girlfriend Penny! additionally, i’ve made great progress on my novel series, as well as beginning to develop a WataOshi AU, so overall my writing has been going wonderfully too!!!

i think overall life has been good!! i have my dear @hellsite-hall-of-fame to thank for keeping me sane and happy (i love you sweetie~!) and i think everything is gonna be okay! again, im still not sure when ill be back, but i will be one day!! i’ve been seeing all of your requests, and sometimes i see one that just gets me itching to get back into it. so i’m sure one day ill be back! i promise!

until then, feel free to ask me about life, or about my interests, or just to check in and say hi! i haven’t expressed this sentiment yet i don’t think, but i absolutely love discussing non-post case related things on here! everyone on here is genuinely so wonderful!! so please feel free to send in any ask you want!!! i would love to talk to everyone more about stuff, and this hiatus is a great opportunity to do that!!

but that’s all for now! thank you for sticking with me, thank you for being so patient, and you all have a great day!

signed,

- Hellsite Detective, P.P.I.

#also hello miallurk i hope you’ve been well!!!! #also i forgot to tag this post omg i’m doing that not #ask #hellsite detective #not a post case #the detective responds

[i-am-bitterly-jittery]

Janus’s 100% Foolproof Five-Step Plan To Win Patton’s Heart

Step 1: Insert Ourselves Into His Life

The Plan, • , Step 2, Step 3, Step 4, Step 5, Profit

My Best Friend’s Brother (read this first, or don’t, I’m not your mother)

Word Count: 449

Rating: Teen

Pairings: established Anxceitmus, eventual Intrumoxieceit 💚💙💜💛

Warnings: swearing, Remus being Remus

~~~START~~~

Remus skipped up to the door of the Morales household, completely aware, but impudently ignoring the two pairs of eyes burning a hole in the back of his head. Since Patton was the most familiar with Remus, it was decided that Remus would invite him to go to the mall with the three of them, so J-anus and Virgin were waiting in the car. Remus of course had rolled the windows down for them (it was summer in Florida; Remus wasn’t a monster!). 

He rang the doorbell for only a second or two longer than necessary, suppressing the urge to keep pressing it until he got a response, he needed to make a good impression after all (ignoring the fact that he’s been to Patton’s house before and was obnoxious each and every time he came to pick up Roman). It wasn’t long before Patton’s mom was answering the door.  

“Oh! Hello, Remus. I’m surprised to see you.” 

“Hi Mrs. Morales! Is Patton here?” Remus asked, giving her his best, most innocent smile.  

“I’m sorry dear, but he just left. He said he was heading to your house; I’m surprised he didn’t text you first.” 

Well… Remus hadn’t thought of that. He pulled his phone out to find that he did indeed have a text from Patton. Whoopsie doodles.  

“Oops,” Remus grinned sheepishly. “Guess I’ll go meet him at my house. Thanks Mrs. Morales!” 

“Goodbye, Remus!” 

Remus skipped all the way back to the car, ignoring the suspicious looks Janny-Jan and Virgie-poo were shooting at him through the open windows.  

“Well?” Janus asked impatiently as soon as Remus opened the car door.  

“Pat-a-doodle-doo went to my house,” Remus replied, starting the car. “He texted me earlier.” 

“Remus!” Virgil hissed.  

“Proving we listen to him is on the list!” 

“Yeah, but it’s step three,” Remus waved him off. “How was I supposed to know you meant listen to him now?” 

“Because that’s how a relationship works!” Janus fired back. “Any relationship!” 

“We’re so screwed!” Virgil whined, throwing his hood over his head and sinking down as far in his seat as he dared while simultaneously being afraid of the car getting into an accident.  

“Chill, guys, we’ll just go meet him at my house!” 

Patton was not at Remus’s house when they got there, instead, Remus found another text waiting for him on his phone.  

From Daddy Kink @ 11:03am: Your mom said you were gone for the day. Guess I should have texted you sooner 😅 

From Daddy Kink @ 11:03am: Maybe we can hangout tomorrow? Idk text me back 

From Daddy Kink @11:03am: Only if you want to though. If you don’t that’s cool too 

“Hehe… oops.” 

“REMUS!” 

~~~END~~~

Currently my thought is that it’ll be formulated like a 5+1, each part will probably be pretty short (who knows, not me), might change the formatting and length a little before I post on AO3 (once again, who knows, I’m barely in charge here)

Best Friend’s Brother taglist:

@royalty-of-all-things-snuggly @pixelated-pineapple @knight-shives @misunderstood-shadowling @the-sunshine-dims @taylorxoxo22 @oatmealoatmealoatmealoatmealoatm @captain-gh0st @007ardra @fandomfan315 @sophiexteresa @smolemopotato @contemplativespectrum @xachery-apollo @sp4c3d-0ut @your-gay-enby-highness @sanderssides-angst @idont-freaking-know @thatsoftpunk @imlovethomassanders @frogsandcookies @aricana8 @cute-and-angsty-prince @a-chilly-pepper @why-is-everyone-pretty @angelgrace003 @justablah56

#sanders sides #ts sanders sides #virgil sanders #remus sanders #janus sanders #patton sanders #anxceitmus #intrumoxeit #patton x dark sides au #patton x virgil x remus x janus #ts dark sides #thursday writes #my writing #sanders sides fanfiction

[akitasimblr]

Hi 💜 14, 23, and 27 for the ask game

dear maggie!! thanks for the asks. let's see:

14. who is your current favorite sim?

i am a divided mom right now! zelda harper is still my favourite but i really love her sister grace harper too (with whom i've been playing lately in the harper legacy twice). zelda (on the right) is the pixel i most relate to; and grace (on the left) is like a pixel barbie version i suppose.

23. are you in any sims related discord servers?

i am! @vuillotine invited me to one and i really didn't know what discord servers were and i made a little fool of myself when i replied to vuillotine's invitation... hehe! i go by the name of @ akitasimblr there 😉

27. what’s the farthest you’ve gotten in a challenge?

i can proudly declare i have completed a challenge!! the live for something legacy challenge by aliennooboo. i am still posting it but in terms of gameplay it is completed!

#tag games

[tomatofox-week]

The "Royal" Wedding

Here’s my first one shot for the first day of the tomatofox week.

They’re also avaiable under:

https://mollymolata.deviantart.com/art/Prompt-1-for-the-TomatoFox-Week-Day-1-702168734

https://www.wattpad.com/464241835-tomatofox-week-one-shot-collections-the-royal

http://archiveofourown.org/works/11969100/chapters/27067989

Enjoy it my dear Tomatokits :D

Pair: EvillustratorxVolpina

In the underground station stood a few people waiting for the metro. A metro had arrived and as a few people wanted to enter, the door opened and a strong wind blew the people away from there.

“Back off!” Shouted Stormy Weather leaving the wagon along with a few other akumatized citizens.

“Simon Says, can you get Evillustrator some more help?” Asked Lady Wifi. “They’re a bit late”

“Alright” Responded Simon Says and took his cards out, then threw it at some passengers of the metro.

“Simon Says help Evillustrator preparing everything for today’s occasion” Demanded Simon Says and they got hypnotized and ran out of the metro accompanied by the pink suited guy.

“I’ll be going to Volpina now” Said Lady Wifi pushing out of her phone a forwards sign. “I’ll see you later”

At the cathedral a few male akumatized villains were working in front at the park of the cathedral for the buffet. Kung Food was currently cooking a special soup in a big pot, while gingerbreadman and mama bear were putting on a big table various desserts and pastries for the guests.

Prince Eco and the Magician of Misfortune were cleaning the road together at the Pont au Double. Rogercop and Dark Cupid had closed the bridge due the occasion, then observed Santa Claws arriving with his reindeer and a few passengers.

“Name?” Asked Dark Cupid.

“Santa Claws” Responded the akumatized Claus.

“And the passengers?” Asked the cupid.

“Stoneheart, Horrificator, Bomb Mime and Mime” Responded Santa Claws while the red and black akuma villain checked the list on his hands.

“Get in” Told Dark Cupid stepping aside so, that the sled could enter into the road of the cathedral.

At the side of the cathedral Evillustrator had drawn in front of him a mirror, then drew a kippah to replace his current beret.

“Why are you replacing your old beret?” Asked Hawk Moth as he showed coming from the cathedral’s door.

“I’m Jewish” Responded Evillustrator. “I told you that once”

“Right you did” Replied Hawk Moth. “And by the way, don’t forget to wear your bow tie” Said Hawk Moth taking out of his pants’ pockets and stick it in front of his red colored collar.

“That’s an akuma” Said Evillustrator looking at the bow tie, which looked like a akuma.

“It’s based on a akuma” Corrected Hawk Moth.

“Thanks sir” Said the Evillustrator then the Bubbler passed by the two, stopping in front of Hawk Moth.

“Hey dudes, have you seen Guitar Villain and Xustin Ylvis?” Asked Bubbler, then suddenly someone screamed very loud, causing all to look around.

“Who was that?” Asked Bubbler, then a black panther passed by the three men.

“My animalistic instinct told me it was Volpina” Said the panther. “Nothing to worry”

“Yeah my father-in-law is right” Said Bubbler. “I’ll be asking Mr Pigeon” Said Bubbler leaving the guys back. The Evillustrator looked up at Hawk Moth and pushed on the bow tie, showing it to him.

“Do I look good with it?” Asked the red head, receiving a nod from the tall boss.

“Eeep!” Shouted Lila looking herself in the mirror.

“I know it’s weird to only wear a veil, but it’s better, than wearing the dress over your suit” Said Reflekta looking into the mirror too.

“Yeah you kind of looked a bit fat in the dress” Said Vanisher, making Volpina open her mouth to release her fox scream again, but her mouth was closed by Princess Fragrance’s hands.

“Shush” Told Princess Fragrance leaning her face on Volpina’s. “Imagine how Evillustrator will react at seeing how pretty my favorite vixen girl is” Told the Princess, making Volpina blush.

“Right, he must be getting into the church in a while” Said Volpina, while Miss Fortune tried to cut a hole for Volpina’s long ears with a scissor.

Near midday every akumatized villain sat inside the church and at the outside was Copycat guarding the entrance along with Quin Kong. Antibug showed up wanting to walk into the cathedral, but Copycat stopped her.

“Where do you think, you’re going?” Asked Copycat.

“To the wedding, where else?” Responded Antibug rudely.

“I’m afraid it’s not possible” Replied Copycat. “You’re on the not wanted list” Said Copycat looking at the list, which only said Antibug’s name and Assi Heartless.

“What?!?” Shouted Antibug shocked. Behind her came the mime driving an invisible vehicle, while far behind him sat Volpina with Princess Fragrance and Reflekta.

In the inside the Evillustrator looked at the entrance waiting for his fiancé to enter into the cathedral.

“Can’t wait for her” Said Evillustrator, then Guitar Villain started to play the wedding hymn on his guitar and Volpina entered accompanied by the Mime and her two best friend through the corridor.

The Evillustrator blushed at seeing his akuma fiancé coming along the corridor with the others.

“He looks so adorable with that bow tie” Volpina thought smiling, then arrived at the altar standing in front of the Evillustrator.

“My lady?” Asked the Evillustrator showing her his hand, which she gladly took. Both turned around to the priest, which was Hawk Moth to start the ceremony.

“We have gathered here all together to celebrate the royal marriage of my oldest, adoptive son with his fellow partner, which I’m proud to call her my daughter in law…”

“Yay this is my last ship to get married” Said the Shipper crossing the names Evillustrator and Volpina out of her list and she only had Hawk Moth with Le Paon as last on the paper.

“Guess I owe you something” Replied Betman taking a few cash bills out of his pocket. Pharao sat next to Betman and looked to the side, where Timebreaker sat.

“Sis, what time is it?” Asked Pharao, then observed his sister checking the time on her antique clock.

“12:04” Responded Timebreaker.

“Oh it’s time for me and Darkblade to exchange the turns” Said Pharao standing up and walking up at the door.

At the altar Volpina and the Evillustrator were holding hands, while glaring into each other’s eyes.

“Volpina, do you take Evillustrator from this day as your love wedded husband. To love him, protect him, fight side to side with him, until forever comes?”

“Yes I do” Responded Volpina smiling.

“Evillustrator, do you take Volpina to be you love wedded wife. To love and protect her, fight side at side with her, draw yourself together a future, until the eternity?”

“Yes I do” Replied Evillustrator glaring into Volpina’s forest green eyes with his ice blue.

“I ask now Schmid to give them the alliances” Said Hawk Moth and a Grey skinned guy with a green overall walked up at the two villains, then took from a large red box a type of bracelet and gave one to Volpina and the other one for Evillustrator.

“I promise to you Evillustrator to protect you, fight for you, to shower you up with love, until the end of our time” Said Lila placing the bracelet on Evillustrator’s, which clinched itself on his arm.

“By the way, it really is for the eternity” Informed Hawk Moth and both nodded.

“I promise to you Volpina to be a great husband, which protects you, fights for you and does his best to make and keep you happy. I…I promise you, that my love for you lasts forever” Said Evillustrator placing the bracelet on Volpina’s arm, which also got clipped on the vixen’s arm.

“With those steps done, I declare you to fox and artist….man and wife…you know, what I mean” Said Hawk Moth, then the Evillustator drew on his tablet a wine glass on the ground and stamped on it.

“Mazel Tov” Shouted a few akumatized villains, then the Evillustrator looked at Volpina, which jumped at him kissing him, wildly.

All applauded at the engaged couple and the girls at the front were in love with the ceremony.

“Aww” Said Reflekta.

“Aww” Replied Princess Fragrance.

“Graghrgragghgra” Mumbled Horrificator glaring up at the altar.

“Now it’s time to attack the buffet!” Told Hawk Moth and all ran out accompanied by the couple and the boss of the akumas.

“Hey, hey you two stop there!” Demanded Lady Wifi throwing from her phone a stop sign at them, making them stop in the air.

“I love your powers” Said Chat Blanc walking up to the Evillustrator.

“Hey can I do this?” Asked Chat taking the Evillustrator’s hand to put one of the fingers inside the purple nose.

“Hehe” Chuckled Chat Blanc and suddenly the pause sign disappeared and the Evillustrator hit Chat Blanc in his face with the other hand.

“You’re welcome” Said the Evillustrator.

“Worth it….” Groaned Chat Blanc lying on the ground.

At the outside everyone was at the buffet eating the aperitifs of the wedding.

“I love those Chinese snacks” Said Replay. “I think I’m going to eat another one” Said the guy pressing his watch to reverse back to get his dumpling back, so that he could eat it again.

“Sir, you got enough here on the buffet” Said the butler, which was masked like a penguin.

“No it’s fine Nootler” Said Replay and behind him passed the Pixelator seeing at the big choice on the table and stopped in front of a tower with shrimps and a sauce inside the bowls of it.

“Mmh” Replied Pixelator and pressed the button on his blue glasses to scan the tower, which then disappeared into his device. He giggled and made his way to the next table, then behind him showed up Style Queen to look surprised, that the shrimps were gone.

“What?!?”

Near a light Grey wedding cake stood Volpina with her husband, Hawk Moth and Le Paon.

“Cheers!” Wished Hawk Moth hitting the champagne glass of the on the other three’s glasses.

“Has anyone tried the tiramisu?” Asked the Evillustrator. “They’re real good” Said the groom, then received Volpina’s arm between his and he leaned his head on hers, making her smile.

“Congratulations Volpina and Evillustrator!” Shouted Princess Fragrance holding her perfume gun towards them.

“No!” Shouted both and the princess took it back giggling.

“Just kidding” Said the princess and gave both a hug.

“Congratulations to the newly wed couple!” Shouted a green female akuma with a pink turban covered with plastic flowers. “Woohoo!” Said the female throwing petals at the couple.

“Thank you” Said the Evillustrator while he and his wife were been showered by the pink petals.

Miss Fortune showed up looking around calling for somebody.

“Chat Rouge! Chat Rouge!”

“He’s playing with Reflekta!” Shouted Princess Fragrance.

“What are they playing?” Asked Miss Fortune, then they heard a sort of taser from the near and three Reflekta copies passed by running.

“Daddy!” Shouted one of the Reflekta copies. Miss Fortune rolled her eyes and walked behind the kids.

“Chat Rouge get back to mama” Demanded Miss Fortune.

“Are you two seeing forward to have….you know…a successor?” Asked Hawk Moth playing with the champagne in his glass.

“I really loved to” Said Volpina caressing the Evillustrator’s cheeks, making him blush. “What do you think?”

“If I ever find a zipper on myself, that would be great” Replied the Evillustrator and Volpina raised an eye brow then looked at his back.

“Hawk Moth” Asked Volpina. “Why doesn’t he have a zipper?”

“Well uh….I kind of forgot to add them” Responded Hawk Moth.

“You also don’t have one” Said the Evillustrator looking at Volpina’s back.

“What?” Replied Volpina shocked. “How are we ever going to reproduce?”

“How am I going to pee?” Asked the Evillustrator looking at Hawk Moth.

“Well…I need to think about doing this on you two” Told Hawk Moth.

“And don’t forget the others” Mentioned Paon and Hawk Moth nodded.

“And mines you can do right now!” Growled Volpina and Evillustrator had took his tablet to draw something on it, which appeared behind Volpina’s back.

“What was that?” Asked Volpina passing her hand on the back finding a zipper line on there.

“Does it open?” Asked the Evillustrator, while Volpina tried to pull it up and down. “Great” Replied the red head after seeing the result, then drew one in front of his body. “Perfect”

“You choose the perfect place for it” Volpina said with a flirty look at the purple skinned akuma.

“It’s also easier for me to take it off then”

“Or for me” Said the vixen akuma placing her fingers on the tip of the zipper, making Evillustrator blush.

“I don’t know about you, but I’m going to try one tiramisu” Said Paon walking off.

“I’m going to check out for the croissant” Said Hawk Moth leaving the couple alone, when Volpina started to embrace him hardly close to her, making him do a dreamy face.

#tomatofox #fanfic #day 1 #submission