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Taeyong x btm male reader the reader and ty are both leaders of nct and while doing the 24hr reley cam fans see some hickeys on the reader neck and lower stomach while tybhas some on his colorbones...hehe and then we maybe get a flashback when they were getting heated in the living room and then Johnny comes in while he does his reley cam and yeaaa idk tbh feel free to ignore it

Natural Born Fuckers

lee taeyong x male reader

cw: idol au, y/n is part of nct, y/n is also nct's leader, hickeys, top taeyong, blowjobs (both receiving), mating press, breeding, spit kink, sweat kink, marking kink, implied multiple rounds, some johnny sprinkled at the end.

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the relay cam video of the two leaders of nct has been just released, fans were watching how y/n and taeyong were having fun, laughing, cooking and all those things throughout the whole video until they noticed something. in social media was trending how y/n has some spots in his neck and lower stomach that look like hickeys and taeyong has some on his collarbones too, captions like "tae/n is real", "that should be me", "who's the lucky one?" or "they can top me" accompanied the pics. but what really happened? let's go back to a night before they recorded that fucking video…

y/n and taeyong we're both cooking, between them there was always some sexual tension, constant eye contact and teasing was made between them making everything escalate quickly.

"taeyong pass me the sausage" asked y/n, taeyong wanting to tease him replied "which one" putting his hand on top of his bulge. y/n's eyes widened and he blushed "don't be disgusting" he says grabbing the sausage and taeyong laughed "this one's bigger tho" murmured y/n teasing taeyong back. "shut up, you haven't even seen it" he fought back, "no need to, i just know it" said y/n.

taeyong slapped y/n's shoulder "if you want to see it just tell me" he then grabbed y/n by the jaw and whispered "but you're not going to try it. i know you're going to want it after you see it". they made eye contact and just went with their feelings, a very hungry kiss, teeth clashing between them like they've wanted that for a long time. "if you wanted this… should've told me before young one" says taeyong between kisses, "don't act as if you… didn't wanted this too" replied y/n caressing taeyong's cheeks who grabbed y/n by the neck to deepen the kiss. "let's go to our room" said taeyong panting.

both discarded their clothes while kissing. they were so eager to have sex that they forgot to lock the door… y/n leaned on the bed while taeyong did the same on top of him, kissing y/n in his neck while leaving hickeys "gonna mark you so you can remember this night forever" said taeyong going down y/n's body leaving some kisses and hickeys in his lower tummy, until he reaches y/n's cock and started to suck it "it tastes so good. fuck" said taeyong while staring directly at y/n's eyes like a hunter looking at his prey "don't look at me like that bastard" said y/n shyly covering his eyes with his arm.

taeyong then settled in a 69 pose "go on, suck it" he demanded to y/n who opened his eyes meeting taeyong's big cock "shit, that's so big" he gasped. "c'mon weren't you saying before that it was smaller than that sausage?. c'mon you can take it babe" y/n slapped taeyong's tummy "asshole" he murmured. both were sucking their dicks as of they were lollipops, hungry for tasting each other's pre-cum, "fuck~ how much i love hearing you gagging on my dick" the older stopped sucking y/n's dick and started to mouthfuck him, using him as an onahole "it's not that small after all huh?" taeyong said, reproaching y/n's past comment. y/n tapped taeyong's thigh signaling him to stop and he did, "what happened?" he asked worriedly. "nothing i just don't want you to cum in my mouth" y/n replied opening his legs right before, taeyong smirked understanding what y/m means "ok" he simply answered positioning himself quickly between y/n legs and sliding his cock into his tight hole.

"you have no idea how long i've been waiting for this" says y/n, "me too" replied taeyong who kissed y/n and then spat into his mouth "swallow it" demanded the top scooping his saliva with his fingers and introducing them on y/n's mouth so he can suck on them. taeyong was pounding hard into y/n's ass "it feels like heaven" thought taeyong, enjoying the pleasure given by y/n's hole.

taeyong then grabbed y/n's both legs and push them towards y/n's upper body and fucked him in a mating press position, y/n's face clearly showing the pleasure that taeyong was giving him, the tip of his cock brushing y/n's prostate. "fuck yeah like that, keep ruining me like that" begged the younger, "dont worry boy, i'm not gonna stop fucking this amazing hole" said the older speeding up his thrusting pace, y/n's face was now in front of taeyong's collarbone that was drenched in sweat so he decided to lick it and leave some hickeys on the collarbones, "not gonna let you forget this night too" says y/n and taeyong smiled "you look so cute while being fucked" then both kissed passionately, spitting in each other's mouths.

"i'm cumming" y/n commented "wait for me" said taeyong "let's cum together. yeah?", "yes" replied y/n. both speeding up their paces, white ropes of cum were shooted from y/n's cock to all his abdomen and chest while taeyong cummed inside y/n growling like a beast. "did you like it?" asked taeyong, "i loved it" answered y/n kissing taeyong. the top pulled out his cock from y/n's hole watching his cock smeared in his cum and how it's dripping down the bottom's gaping hole "get ready y/n i'm gonna fuck out that cum out of you" says the older introducing his cock again, "you have all night for that" said y/n smiling at him, making faces showing how much pleasure he's feeling and restraining his moans so no ona can hear them…

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"ok guys, this here is the leaders' room" said johnny to the camera who was facing at him, only showing his face, "let's see what are they doing", he opened the door making a surprised face he then tried to hide it "oh it seems that they're busy now" he laughed and smiled to the camera "i'm gonna keep continuing showing you all the rest of the dorms, ok?" said the man who had to continue recording only his face due to the huge bulge forming in his pants, from the scene he just witnessed.

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tonaken · 2 years

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DILF NANAMI | Dilf December collab

a/n: sooo this is part of the Dilf December collab hosted by @r1nf4iry (thank you for having me💖). It was supposed to be posted on the 24th but things got in the way *ehem* college and so sorry for that...

content: Nanami gives up his sorcery work because he has a little him now to look after. After years of loneliness and failed dating attempts, he meets you and you seem to catch his eye...

warnings: Nanami x fem!reader, spoilers for ch. 120, extensive back story got a bit carried away hehe😅, crack, a bit suggestive (no smut tho), Nanami being a dad and a daddy, unexpected pregnancy, co-parenting (if there is anything I missed do not hesitate to send me a message😊)

w/c: 4.6k+ oops

this is my first time posting one of my writings on tumblr, i hope you like it✨

Part 2

Soooo let's all pretend that Nanami survived the Shibuya incident (he should've tho😭😭😭)

The near death experience sobers him up and he decides to leave the Jujutsu world and go back to office work and being a normal salaryman (he still keeps in contact with our sweet boi Yuuji💖)

After a particular long week at his new job he's invited to go out for drinks with some coworkers

So there's this coworker right….

She's a baddie (not more than us, no worries💅🏾)

She already had her eyes on Nanami for a looong time purrr cause he do be fine and he do be all min- ok sorry, I'll stop🙄😐

He's also noticed her 😒

One drink calls another and soon after the bottoms are up the clothes are off

Long story short, mr. Nanami ends up getting the girl pregnant (he was a bit more wasted than usual, the condom slipped off and the day after pill didn't work)

Talk about unlucky 😬

She decides to keep the baby and Kento is happy with that

He does ask for a paternity test, just in case, and it comes back positive (Kento YOU ARE the father 🏃🏼‍♂️💨🎥 🧓🏻🤰🏻)

Gojo definitely makes fun of him (he got to know through Yuuji)

He's always a present father from the get go, always doing his best to care for the expecting mother

I'd be lying if I said that Nanami didn't try to make things work out between him and his baby momma

He just wanted a more stable situation for his firstborn child

She didn't want him tho 😔 (now WHY would you refuse a man like NANAMI🤨)

Man's the whole package

But that's better for m- us🙄

Anywayysss

Nine months pass, and the child is born.

Nanami is obviously present. He cuts the umbilical cord and signs the birth certificate

It's a little girl and as soon as he holds her in his arms, he's in love.

When he gives her a small kiss on the forehead, she smiles and that is why they call her Emiko (smiling child)

Nanami and Emiko's mom decide to co-parent, and since they both live in the same area in Tokyo, they alternate weeks when taking care of her

The first few years, Nanami focuses completely on his bundle of joy, so his love life is completely non existent for some time

Homeboy hasn't touched a woman since Emiko's mom he probably struggling💀, let's be honest

She is having the time of her life (hot girl everyday typa beat)

Nanami knows what she's up to, since his little girl is one hell of a chatterbox (she be snitching worse than 69, I swear 💀)

She even remembers the guys' names and tells her dad everything she overhears her mom says on the phone

It usually nothing crazy, but once Emiko saw some interesting (🌚) pics on her mom's phone

Lil girl is a tech wizard, on top of being a whole menace (just like uncle Gojo 💠👄💠🕶️🤏🏻)

The way Nanami chastised her mom was something for the books

Gave her a whole lecture and such

He just doesn't want his daughter exposed to certain things, but he is reasonable and realises it was a mistake and that mistakes happen

*Cough* Emiko *cough*🤧

Nahhhh Emiko's everything but a mistake. In her dad's eyes she's everything and more

Emiko's mom is a very good mother tho, and Nanami is very happy about that

She is not deliberately bringing home random dudes, it's just that her little one is a bit too smart

But as much as Nanami cares about his child's mother and is happy for her love life, knowing that she's got someone kinda burns

He feels a bit lonely, especially as he ages and Emiko starts growing up

He immersed himself so much in work and raising his daughter that he forgot about himself

His parents notice this and match him up with the daughter of a family friend who recently moved to Tokyo

He reluctantly accepts, not really sure of how to gracefully get back into the dating pool

He's seen a few pictures of her, vaguely remembering her at a few dinner parties when he was younger

He decides to show the girl around Tokyo as a first date idea, stopping by some of the most scenic parts of the city

Nanami is such a considerate man, so once he gets her number, he asks if she's ok with the idea

She replies after leaving him on read for three days

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Nanami doesn't think too much about it tho, and ends up still going out with her

He reasons that he also isn't the best texter, since he's so busy

Leaving someone on read for 72 hours isn't being busy baby boy🤨, but I shall not speak yet🤐

This is his first date in a long time, so he's all strapped up and prepared

He's got on his best outfit, nicely ironed and clean

His hair is impeccably styled (like it always is)

He got his car washed (even tho it was already spotless because, come on, it’s Nanami)

He even goes the extra mile and shows up with flowers

He just wants to make a good first impression and he's super nervous

But when he gets at her place and she comes out of the door, he's a bit dumbfounded

She…. doesn't look like in the pictures???

Not in a good way tho😐 (it's rarely in a good way anyways)

He doesn't want to be superficial or rude, so he compliments her regardless

He struggles to find something, but he then settles on her jewelry (which were objectively the best thing she had on)

He mentions the 'delicate shine' of the studded earrings, trying to sound as warm and as sincere as possible

She doesn't even hear him since she's all up in her phone

🚩🚩🚩🚩

Kento tries to not pay too much mind, after all she may have not heard because of all the surrounding honking cars

Just straight disrespectful

Nami baby, she's on a date with you and she's on her PHONE???

Anywho, the date goes on and Nanami is doing his best to keep her entertained, safe and comfortable

He always assures himself that she doesn't get too cold by checking in on her

He always opens doors for her, including car doors

He finds himself cracking a few lame jokes to lighten up the atmosphere

You know he's nervous when the Kento Nanami starts joking

But he's doing all of this cause this bitch is giving nothing

No conversation, no laughing, no questions

Nothing

Kento is doing everything he can to get something out of her, but she limits to briefly answering the questions that come her way

Then it's silence

Her attitude kills him inside

He feels like he's doing something wrong

Or that she's just really really really shy

Or that she doesn't like him, because he's too boring Kento nooooo😭😭😭

The last eight years of his life have been dedicated to taking care of Emiko, so he hasn't had much time to himself alone

He's disregarded romance completely, so his flirting game is a bit...rusty I still love u tho bae😘

Plus, now that he's in his mid thirties, he feels like he may have lost a bit of his youthful appeal

He's noticed how time has started catching up with him

The fine lines that cross his forehead have become a bit more pronounced and a bit of grey has started to stain his temples

He's definitely a bit too young for any significant signs of aging, but his fast-paced lifestyle has definitely taken a toll on him physically

Nanami feels discouraged by the end of the date, since his insecurities have started to get the best of him

The date ends very abruptly, with her saying goodbye and him expectantly waiting at her door with a question of the tip of the tongue

He doesn't even get to open his mouth that she shuts the door in his face

No, she probably doesn't want a second date

Nanami stays sulking after the date for a few days. He didn’t expect such a rough ending. No messages, voicemail or calls

The girl just vanished in thin air and never contacted him again

The whole ordeal takes a bigger emotional toll on him than expected, because it’s almost as if all of his insecurities had been confirmed

Even if he did his best, it was still not enough

But he doesn’t speak about his feelings to nobody, since that’s not in his personality

Someone love this man RIGHT NOW

And when his parents ask about the girl, he is always dismissive and beats around the bush on the topic

Mama Nanami understands that it didn’t go too well, so she stops insisting

In time Nanami moves on, reasoning that he has Emiko, all he truly needs

She is growing up, and she’s a true beauty. She’s smart, expressive and, surprisingly, very organized for a ten-year-old (she gets it all from her dad)

She’s just a bit lazy when it comes to brushing her teeth

Both parents try to help her pick up the habit of doing it morning and evening, but mama Emiko is a lot more lenient than Nanami

Nanami is a lot more hard on her because his family has a history of really bad cavities, and he doesn’t want Emiko to be having multiple filled teeth before the age of 16

So when he notices a few dark spots on his daughter’s teeth, he immediately books an appointment with the dentist

At the dental studio, Emiko feels a bit tense, since she’s never liked the place, even if Kento brings her routinely for 6 month check-ups

Just seeing dr. Sakamoto enter the room gives her chills, but she withstands it all because later dad is going to reward her

Emiko, tell your daddy he can reward me too

Moving on

Dr. Sakamoto sees the darker areas on Emiko’s teeth and confirms that if not treated, they may become cavities

Nanami shoots a warning glare towards Emiko, while she looks away, clearly embarrassed

“Nanami-kun,” Sakamoto chuckles. His former college roommate was always so stern and serious, even when the situation didn’t require anything of the sort.

“It’s nothing major, we can solve it with a couple of sealings, and she’ll be good to go”.

Nanami visibly relaxed, and his previously furrowed brows went back to being stiff and sharp on his forehead.

“When can she get them done?” he flatly asks.

“Oh, even right now!”

Nanami glances at Emiko, looking for any signs of discomfort: he knew how much she didn’t like the dentist. Furthermore, she had never had anything done to her teeth besides some professional cleaning. He wondered if his little girl would be ok with the treatment.

“From what I see, she will need four sealings in total,” Sakamoto reasons.

Nanami notices how Emiko tenses up and his hand instinctively finds a place on her head, gently stroking her hair.

“Will it take long?”

“It’ll take less than half an hour.” The dentist was now straightening Emiko’s chair before getting up from his.

He mused at Kento’s silent but deep display of affection. Fatherhood had softened him, he noticed. Or it simply made him bring out what he always had in his heart.

He kept his thoughts to himself, though. Putting Nanami on the spot was not something he really intended to do, even if the temptation was there. Just for the sake of it, the cheeky part of his mind said, just to see the ever-serious Kento a bit flustered, maybe with a light blush on his austere face.

Eventually, the flashing memory of a certain Satoru Gojo that Nanami had mentioned years ago definitely stomped out the desire to tease him.

Soon enough, Dr. Sakamoto realizes that he won’t be able to finish on Emiko and get onto the next appointment

So he calls in his new dental hygienist, Y/n

Aaaand action🎬

You walk in, a bit nervous, since your superior called you so suddenly

Today’s a special day, because you are not only confronted with your fine ass superior (yes, I imagined dr. Sakamoto as a fiiiine piece of man) but also with a really handsome stranger

Only later do you notice the little girl in the chair looking up at you with big brown eyes

You quickly put two and two together, and you find funny how the girl and the man have the same eyes, but transmit such drastically different feelings

Nanami looks over at you with suspicious curiosity

You look young to be in the medical field, and Sakamoto seems to have to leave, judging from how rushed everything he’s doing seems

Nothing promising, Kento thinks

The dentist explains to you the situation and you catch the drift, offering to help before he asks anything

He beams at you understanding and gets onto explaining everything to Nanami

He doesn't seem really ok with it…

"Excuse me?"

He heard perfectly. He just wanted to make sure.

The fact that you were the one who was going to be dealing with Emiko didn't sit right with Nanami. A young girl like you? With no professional supervision?

"I said that Y/n-san will be working on Emiko today."

Nanami just couldn't accept it, but was too caught up in worry to notice that he was most definitely overreacting. And where was all this confidentiality between the two of you coming from?

"Alone?"

The man's tone was starting to rub you the wrong way. You were aware of your youth, and your measure of inexperience. You were aware that this man's sceptical attitude was driven only by the love he had for his child. You were aware that it was, hopefully, nothing personal. But prejudging your skill definitely got your gears grinding.

Dr. Sakamoto, furrowed his brows in confusion, briefly glancing over at you.

"Yes, Nanami-kun. She's a perfectly able dental hygienist, the best new addition to our studio, if I do say so myself."

You appreciated how the doctor defended your skills, regardless of your age. Sakamoto had always been less of a traditionalist, always looking at anyone before him as an individual and not as an amount of years. An opposite mentality seemed to you the one of Nanami, a man apparently driven mainly by duty, logic and sobriety.

The blonde man seemed lost in thought, pondering whether he would allow you access to his most precious child or not.

The little girl in question was eying you curiously, face slightly peeking from the side of the backrest. She was so used to Sakamoto's deep blue scrubs, that your light blue ones were a novelty.

Emiko also inspected your surgical cap, so lively and expressive compared to your attire. As she was trying to make out the odd pattern, your eyes met hers for a brief second before she hid completely behind the chair.

When she reemerged, eyes landing on yours, you slowly waved your hand at her, trying to make her feel more at ease. The little smile you sported was shyly mirrored by her, and soon enough you were crouched next to her, carefully talking to her.

Her bashfulness hadn’t gone unnoticed by you, judging by the way her hands gripped the leather-clad edge of the seat, partially covering her face. Her voice was a garble of hushed tones, but progressively got firmer the more you conversed. Her hands slipped away from the seat, finding a place on her thighs. You silently mused at the little girl slowly showing some personality as she got more comfortable with you. Her face became more expressive, and her mannerisms a lot less stiff. She was such a ray of sunshine when she laughed, a gap showing in her juvenile smile.

It all came crashing down when your eyes met Emiko’s father’s ones. Instantly tensing, you got back on your feet, mumbling an apology and repetitively bowing. His eyes were on you, stern and cold as ever, even if his thoughts were much less menacing.

Your eyes quickly flit toward the intimidating man, and you tried to hide in any way possible, first opting for scanning the whole room, aside from him. And his daughter too, because who knew what the man was thinking while you entertained her?

Turning around, you noticed how Dr. Sakamoto was nowhere to be found. Had he left? Why would he leave? The man hadn't even answe-

“I told him he could leave.”

The way you whipped your head at his voice was one for the books. Paired with the astonishedly scared expression displayed on your face, it made Nanami inwardly smile.

The silence that followed his voice lingered for an awfully long amount of time before it got broken.

“Oh...ok,” you reply awkwardly softly. You swiftly start preparing the room for the treatment, bringing out any necessities. You could feel him standing there, solid as a tower, with his eyes analyzing any little product you grabbed from the cream drawers.

Performance anxiety was something new to you at the workplace, since you were very confident in your capabilities, but this man was sending all of that to the grave. You found it impressive how the air sat heavy in the room even though Emiko’s graceful humming could be heard. Speaking of which…

“Emiko-chan, do you know what we are going to do today?”

The ten year-old stared at you for a bit, clearly lost in thought. You could almost see the little wheels tuning in her little head.

“No, I don’t.” She briefly turned to her dad, who was too focused on how you were mixing the resinous sealant to notice.

“Ok, let me explain to you and dad, ok?” You looked for confirmation in the man’s gaze, but nothing was found. His expression had not changed from before, even if an unfamiliar curious glint sparkled in his eye.

Was he waiting for you to mess up? This you didn’t know. What you knew was that the next 25 minutes were going to be spent under a microscope, every action and minuscule movement thoroughly dissected and questioned. Whether he decided to ask you these questions upfront or keep them to himself was something only time could tell. Nevertheless, you hoped for the latter possibility.

You explain to Emiko what’s going to happen, trying to include Nanami in the conversation

You look at him while talking, to silently check in on him with what you’re doing

You’ve had a few experiences with parents who were paying attention and then called after the treatment asking what you had done to their child’s teeth

Were you not thereee 🤨🤨🤨

Kento doesn’t seem like that type of parent though, since he is quietly observing you with his hawk eye

He has to admit, he is trying to make sure you don’t do anything to hurt his little girl and he is almost expecting you to fail

You just seem a bit young for this

🙄🙄🙄

Tired of his unresponsiveness, you cut him out, focusing on what you have to do

And damn, do you do it well 😜

He notices how you manage to work, guide your assistant and calm Emiko all at once

Emiko is such a good patient, she never complains of anything

He’s very pleased

When you’re all done she’s sooooo relieved

You can tell by how she stops being tense

My poor baby

She jumps all giddily towards Nanami, hugging his thigh

“Are you ok?” Kento softly asks, looking down at Emiko.

“Yes, my teeth are so smooth!” she exclaims pointing at her mouth.

He glanced at you, your back facing him. You had taken off your gown and you were scribbling something down, probably what had taken place today.

“Did it hurt,” he found himself asking, eyes lingering on you for a moment before he looked at his daughter.

His smile widened at the almost theatrical way she shook her head and at the proud look in her eye. She felt like a big girl doing big girl things. She had every right to feel that pride.

The scene was definitely heartwarming, even when you found yourself slightly taken back by Nanami smiling. He had a soft spot for his own child. Fair.

“Sorry, Nanami-san. We need your name to fill in the medical records, then I can let you leave,” you interjected, trying to sound as apologetic as possible. You didn’t know what this man thought of you, so sounding respectful was your only option. Especially if you wanted to keep such a well-paying job.

“Kento. Nanami Kento.” His voice was monotone, expressionless, but it had lost that wary edge to it. Everything had gone smoothly, so he was relaxed now, you reasoned.

And that was probably the truth, now that he was opening the first button of his dress shirt. A new sliver of skin was exposed, revealing a longer stripe of creamy pale skin that the assistant herself hadn’t missed. You had noticed how sharp the man looked, with his perfect posture and unmovable styled hair. You had noticed and deep down inside, you appreciated the view.

You invited Emiko and Nanami towards the door, ready to greet them. As much as you liked Emiko and could only wish for patients like her, her father’s presence loomed over you like a dark cloud and getting him out of the way would have only aided the situation.

Stretching your arm towards the door, you smiled at the little girl, eyes falling to her undone laces.

“Hold up, Emiko-chan, let me tie up your shoes”. You crouched down, carefully pulling and tying knots. You noticed how Nanami slowly nudged her with his hand, wordlessly trying to convey something.

“We wouldn’t want to lose your beautiful teeth, would we?” you joked, looking up at her. The friendly grin you had widened at the silent and emphatic headshake she answered you with. She broke eye contact to look over at Nanami, sharp eyes boring into glossy ones, before speaking to you.

As soon as your hands left her shoes, the little girl leaped forward, her little arms encasing your neck and her black hair caressing your cheek. All that reached your ears was a muffled ‘’thank you’ as you patted her back.

“No problem, Emiko,” you chuckled, smiling eyes locked with Nanami's.

His demeanor had changed, all of his gloomy aura being washed away by a vivacious ten-year-old. He seemed almost…embarrassed. It didn’t take long to figure out why, when the daughter of such an uptight man was crushing you, a stranger, in an embrace.

His shoulders stiffened even more, if that was possible, and his lips pressed into a tin line, eyes a bit wider. He couldn’t take it any more, how long was she hugging you for? He took pride in raising his daughter according to Japanese tradition, always polite but distant. But the ten years he had spent in educating her seemed useless, because what was this? He also thought that you wouldn’t like it, forgetting to connect the dots and noticing that you were hugging Emiko back, careless of tradition or cultural barriers, only guided by the short, but deep connection you had with the child in front of you.

“Emiko-chan, it’s enough. The doctor might not like it”.

The older man looked mortified when you looked over at him, leaning a bit down with his outstretched hand on Emiko’s head. The girl went back to her father, who audibly sighed in relief. He was still looking at you closely, now being able to give you his undivided attention. Too bad he wasn’t looking too closely at himself since he had slipped.

Doctor? He seemed to have recognized your level of skill and professionality, and the thought made you smirk at yourself. The big and mighty block of ice known as Nanami Kento was slowly melting, making him seem so innocuous at that moment.

“Do not worry, Nanami-san, your daughter gives wonderful hugs,” you reassure. His face seemed to soften, on the brink of a small smile, when Emiko decided to tug at his pants, gaining his attention.

“She smells nice!” she pouts, trying to justify herself.

You burst into a hearty laugh, Emiko following you in a fit of giggles. Nanami stood there admiri- looking at you. You seemed so in sintony with his daughter that he naturally took a liking to you.

You seemed good with kids, so natural and friendly, but professional and precise at the same time. He had always had a hard time tapping into the softer side of his personality with others, and he still struggled at times even with Emiko.

Emiko was smarter than her peers, often having difficulty with friends and adults. You seemed to understand her, treating her like a child, without underestimating her, and it made him ask himself a few questions. Did you have smaller siblings? Did you simply like children? Was it something you had to learn?

"Do you have some?" he croaked, instantly regretting it.

The gruff, but shy tone caught you off guard, having you shooting your head up to look at Nanami.

‘Some' what? Your face unconsciously scrunched up in confusion, a brow raised above your questioning eye.

Homeboy is trying not to die

He wants the earth to swallow him up

Can't blame him tho😒

dO yOu hAvE soMe lookin ass

What????

Weed? I don't smoke sir🙅🏾‍♀️

Money? You rich rich boy what do you want from me 🤨

Drugs? You don't seem like the type🧐

Kewchie? Welllll for that…

I'm on my period and she's in x games mode rn so pls have patience with me

Anywayysss

It's lowkey cute to see him flustered

He's blushing y'all

For me US

He quickly corrects himself rephrasing the question

"I meant to say, do you have any children of your own?"

His austere and rigid personality was back, joined by that aloof lilt in his voice that had gone missing before. You inwardly frowned at the lost progress.

"No, I just really like children, sir." Halfway through the sentence, you went a bit bashful at the realization that he was somewhat interested in you. At least, enough to ask you a personal question.

He noticed the effect it had on you, mistaking it for embarrassment or even discomfort, and he vowed to himself to not overstep any boundaries. Nor yours or his. You took care of his daughter, you were a good person, you didn’t deserve his lowkey nosy self all up in your business.

"I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to offend you," he mumbled, diligently bowing at you, and avoiding all sort of eye contact. Now it was your turn to feel horrible.

“No, no, please,” you begin, getting up on your feet. “I wasn’t offended, just taken a bit aback.”

Nanami just nods, feeling a little less guilty. He still chastises himself, though. He hates how he occasionally finds himself acting a bit silly, something that you, in that very moment, found profoundly endearing. He wasn’t some kind of monster, he was human.

You let them go, saying your last greetings and shooting a wink at Emiko. Nanami’s blush hasn’t still subsided when he voices a quiet ‘thank you’, so quiet, you almost miss it.

“See you next time!”

He never thought that you beaming at him would have inclined his heart more towards you, oddly tickling something deep within his chest. Something he had to discover. Hopefully with you.

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burhouse · 2 years

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Fantastic thank u Gen

...BLUE!!

Cuddle ratings?

Blue: Oh this is hard >:T. I'll do my best! But chat I do have to tell you that this is just based off of what I've experienced! I can't exactly cuddle with everyone!

And I'm sure when... like when Johnathan cuddles with Milo it's different from when I have! I've also not exactly cuddled everyone, but if I haven't I'll tell you! (I'll make it a list so it's easier to read :P)

Casper - 69/10 (hehe) He's just so huggable! He fits in my arms perfectly and he is happy to hug and cuddle whenever! We cuddle in bed and in the kitchen and in the living room and when we walk around and it's so so nice :D I love him so much. <3

General - 8/10 He's like a firm pillow! Which can be both good and bad.

Ozy - 7/10 We don't get to much, I think he's too nervous! But we've had some very good affection sessions and I think he's just got to warm up to being cuddled!

Soot - 7/10 We agreed when we first arrived to be 'cool' with each other... well, after awhile. So... not often do I get to! But it's not been bad. He's always been very nice when we do get to.

Teufor - 9/10! Teufor is very sweet!! We spend a lot of time together talking and during hang outs we've often fell asleep on each other 'cause we talked all night. He can get a little stabby... luckily I can't feel it! But it can happen.

Tiptup - 10/10!! He will curl up in your lap like a cat! But he's a raccoon... oh well! It's very cute! He lets me ruffle his hair :3

God - 3/10 >:( He's taller than me. God isn't much of a cuddly guy outside of Tiptup... and maybe Edgar or Jared if they catch him on the right day. He does give decent-ish hugs.

Edgar - 2/10 To be fair I've never cuddled him but I've hugged him. I've hugged everyone at least once. He doesn't mind it much. It's like if you pet a cat too much and they get all squirmy and scratchy if you over do it. He doesn't often return it... but he tries? Sort of... Jared sleeps on him a lot so he's got to be comfortable.

Jared - 5/10 He's shown me a lot of video games and animals and movies! He wanted to show me his whole Animal Crossing island once and it was super cool and he sat in my lap while doing it! He's perfect head resting height, but we don't talk much let alone cuddle.

Pilot - 10/10! He tells stories :D. He's told me all about what Phil and Techno used to do back before I was born. Some stuff is a little upsetting, but then he talks about all the cool places he's been along with all his pet dogs and friends he's made. He got to see a dragon, how crazy is that? He says he still has the egg but he's not shown anyone. But he tells these and lets me cuddle into his side and he is very very nice!

Walter - 1/10 We've never really cuddled but he gives a good squeezing hug.

Milo - 7/10 We cuddle whenever we do arts and crafts that don't take a lot of moving or sharp things. He lets me braid his hair.

Johnathan - 1/10 We've never really cuddled but he's super duper warm! Even I can feel it. He pats my head when we hug :)

Aeronaut - 0/10 He scares me a little bit so we've never actually cuddled, and I've only been able to hug him a few times. I'm scared it'll freak him out or- or something will happen. I wish I could! And I would in a heartbeat I just don't want to upset him.

Agent - 4/10 We've cuddled once, and hugged a more. Hugging is a bit awkward 'cause of his big 'ol helmet. There's nowhere for your head to go other than bonk the helmet, but I'd never make him take it off! He likes it so much and it makes him feel so comfortable so it can stay! I think I'm indirectly responsible for it getting vandalized though...

Ishmael - 1/10 He's not the cuddling type, but if this were a rating on hugs he's 100/10. He'll hug you and lift you and they're very warm and enveloping :D Definition of bear or... dad hug? He's very nice. They last awhile too and he knows just when to give someone a hug and for me that is all the time!

Bec - 6/10 We don't cuddle too often but we watch movies together! He really likes movies and I do too and there's so many here in this world to watch :o. I've comforted him a few times. He's a really sweet guy and he's been through a lot. He doesn't like being called kid so- so I have to remind myself not to! But he reminds me a lot of Fundy... Oh, but not to end on a sad note! He gave me the biggest hug after I made this... small statue of what he described as 'the Dome', and we spent all night talking and I remember he fell asleep on my shoulder and I had to carry him to his room. He's very sweet.

Blue: Sorry this is so long chat! But I hope this suffices :D

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denkineptune · 3 years

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mha date headcanons- boys and girls :))

♡ request: “i love ur blog already, ur writing is so good!!! im so excited to see the content u’ll be posting !! :D since ur taking requests, how abt some date headcanons for the mha boys (or girls if u want!) ?” - @dianangels

♡ thank you for letting me write girls aaa i chose to do some as first date hc. it was kinda hard to keep jirou’s gn because i wanted to reference wlw stereotypes but i succeeded in gender-neutral because i want everyone to be able to enjoy

♡ dedicating part of this to @anxious-botanist because she’s the one who inspired the momo cuddles hehe sorry it took so long

♡ fic details: headcanons, fluff, gender-neutral reader, 2nd pov

characters: kaminari, amajiki, jirou, ashido, yaoyorozu

kaminari- arcade

↠AR C ADE DA T E

↠you hear me??? arcade!! date!! ideal man, right here, someone claim him immediately or else i will be forced to take ownership

↠he’s super laid back and chill, pretty childish at heart. he only means the best, though, so i think an arcade is exactly what he would go for when taking you on a date! he doesn’t have a lot of money but still wants you to go home with something to remember the date by

↠he buys like $50 worth of tokens and splits it between the two of you, making sure that he tells you which games give the most tickets, because he’s definitely been here enough times to remember

↠his favorite game is either crossy roads or the big bass wheel- he loves crossy roads because of how cute the style is, but also there is impending stress and levels of d o o m as you progress further. big bass wheel is basically just gambling, and i think he’s yumeko jabami.

↠he hacks games to make you win sometimes,, his quirk is bascially designed to do this. it’s like he was born just to take you out on this arcade date. he uses his quirk to short circuit the game and trick the computer into giving you hundreds of tickets

↠he just wants to make you happy and see you smile!! there’s not a feeling quite like succeeding at something as silly as an arcade game, but there’s a certain pride to it that he loves seeing on your face.

↠kaminari only does it a few times, since he knows that you should be earning your prizes ((not that you know when he does it, he’s really cheeky about it))

↠playyyy multiplayers with him! he loves DDR (dance dance revolution)- you do multiple rounds and are equally exhausted by the end of it akdflad you may not be good, and tbh neither is denki, but you still have fun, which is what matters

↠he also loves taking photobooth pictures, he puts on the most horrendous filters and does the dumbest poses, but it’s so adorable. he does the typical one smile, one “serious”, one silly face, one kith > <

↠kami gets cocky,,, it’s just how he is,, he gets overly confident whether or not he’s been on a winstreak

“heyy, y/n! look at my speedrun on this, i’m getting so many tickets, i’ll be able to get a house by the end of it!”

↠and then he CAN’T because he doesn’t get the jackpot eghgdhgeh

↠by the end of the day, you’ve spent hours at the arcade, laughing and screaming with denki as you terrorize the small children. yes, he’s that kind of guy

↠by “terrorize”, i don’t mean like a bully, but he’s unintentionally intimidating kids with his pockets overflowing with ticket chains, a crazed look on his face as he goes absolutely ham on the shooting games

↠there’s electricity coming off of him, kids sometimes have to dodge it when passing by

↠so anyways, by the end of the date, you’re basically being kicked out of the arcade, because, as kami puts it,

“we were here when it opened and i’ll be damned if we’re not here when it closes,”

↠between the two of you, you’ve aquired tens of thousands of tickets??? the employees probably hate y’all, they had to count those beasts of ticket rolls you’ve accumulated during the 10 hours the arcade was open

↠exactly 62,069 tickets (69 go brrr- kaminari’s brain), and you can basically buy the arcade with that currency

↠but here’s the thing: he lets you spend all of it. you heard me, all. of. it. he just wants to see you happy, and the best way he can think of to get a final glorious memory of your smile is to let you spend the tickets as you see fit, this generosity just to see you glowing as you walk out of the building, arms chock full of amazing junk

↠but of course, you’d feel bad if you spent all of it, especially since he was the one who took you out, so you offered him the half of the tickets that were won

“denki, you won most of these with your amAzINg gaming skills, it’s only fair you get to have something too,”

“my prize will be seeing you- your- your-- aw fuck, i forgot the line, it’ll come back to me, just give me a minute.”

↠he tried to be smooth and it failed, but you chuckled at the attempt, so all around, he considered it a success

↠denki gets a lot of dumb things that will probably end up being thrown away soon, but he also gets you a very soft bat stuffed animal that you should treasure and keep forever

amajiki- a walk and picnic in a japanese garden

↠tamaki is very shy, very socially anxious. he’s the kind to wait for people to leave a section of a store before he goes there, purposely do his errands in the early morning to limit social interaction, and find any excuse to leave a situation. which, tbh, isn’t that all of us?

↠let’s be honest here, if it wasn’t y’alls first date, he’d probably not go anywhere. as long as he’s with you, he doesn’t really care for anything too fancy

↠but he’s convinced himself that he needs to do something reasonably big for your first date to make sure you don’t regret your decision to go out with him. so instead of deciding to stay in, he goes somewhere that’s only slightly anxious for him, but where he still feels comfortable

↠so he’s decided on a japanese tsukiyama garden! these places are beautiful by design, not cheap but not too expensive, and people are obligated by rules to be quiet and keep their hands to themselves

↠nobody goes to a garden to socialize, in fact, i’d argue most people go just to look around, rest, and clear their heads. there’s usually not any screaming children, no quirk usage, no villains, it’s a little safe haven.

↠bonus: there’s butterflies :))

↠it’s so peaceful, and he gets to focus on you instead of whatever loud noise is making him anxious

↠he brings a picnic basket filled with all your favorite foods, and his! he makes a show out of displaying what he can manifest with different snacks, making a point to eat edible seeds so he can produce flowers for you 🥺🥺🥺

↠you walk around the garden for a few hours, marveling at the decor and how well-maintained everything is. there’s a koi pond, hanging wisteria trees, and multiple gazebos that create a really comfortable and calm environment

↠speaking of koi ponds, amajiki offers to buy you food so you can feed the fish! you stand on a bridge above the pond, sharing the container with him. the sMILE on his face when he watches you throw the food is so pure i’m-

↠he’s the walking embodiment of “uwu”- his face is so calm and his eyes are shining and he can feel his heart swelling with love i am GOING to cry my eyes out

↠but honestly, he wishes he could stay in this moment forever- you’re happy, he’s happy, and it feels like you two are the only people in the universe. right now, he doesn’t have to worry about school, villain attacks, his future, or anything that makes him anxious; all that he can see right now is how beautiful and at peace you look. he took you out today, and you’re enjoying yourself. this is one of the few things that makes him confident: knowing that he’s able to make you happy

↠tamaki is silently celebrating; you’ve had a good time and he didn’t freak out, so it’s the best possible scenario!

ashido- rollerskating! ((look at her she’s adorable the smile n the eyes aaa))

↠mina is a very energetic and bubbly person, its quite obvious if you’ve spent any amount of time around her

↠for your first date with her, she’d already have a location in mind!!

↠the atmosphere of rollerskating rinks is so electric, she can’t help but feel happy there, and she wants to experience that lovely feeling with you, too :))

↠you enter the rink, and mina is already borderline bouncing off the walls alskdfj

↠whether or not you’ve ever skated before, ashido is super cautious with you- multiple times she’s fallen on her butt while learning how to skate, so unless you’re a pro, she’s watching your every move to make sure you don’t get hurt

“y/n! please be careful- you’re not getting hurt on my watch!”

↠she jabs a thumb in her direction proudly, with the cutest bigass grin on her face awh 🥺🥺🥺she’s really enthusiastic about sharing one of her passions with you

“try to balance, alright? don’t put too much weight on your heel or toes, because then you’ll fall on your butt. here, take my hand and i’ll help you! hey, there you go, you’re doing great!”

↠she pays for everything and will WRESTLE you if you try to disagree aldkfa if you’re the type of person to pay for everything as well, y’all are going to have to fight; mina will not give up

↠ashido comes here a lot, so she’s friendly with all the employees, she has the uncanny ability to make friends wherever she goes ((i mean she’s friends with bakugou,, if she can do that,, she can do anything))

↠she takes one of your hands and backs onto the rink, watching for anyone behind her. once you’re balanced properly, she shows you how to move your feet so that the two of you are in sync

↠skating isn’t super hard to figure out, it’s mostly intuitive, so you’ll get the hang of it quite quickly!! maybe you’re not too fast, but it’s still fun, so it doesn’t matter

↠while you’re moving with care, making sure to focus on your footwork, mina will definitely take the chance to show off her skating skills! she’s moving like crazy, weaving around other people and nearly toppling them over but shh she’s trying to impress you and if i’m being honest??? she’s really fucking good aldkdf

↠it’s obvious that she loves this hobby, and the fact that she likes you enough to share it with you on your first date is so adorable aaaa

↠mina’s really agile- you don’t know if that’s all the hero training or just something that comes naturally, but the way she moves makes skating look like the easiest goddamn thing in the world-

↠she’s such a romantic, she’s definitely put in a request for the dj to play your favorite song, no matter if it fits the mood or not

↠heavy rock? sure!! as long as you’re having fun, who cares about what other people think? super vulgar rap?? w h y n o t ? !

↠she just has that extroverted, positive, charming energy that’s infectious

↠you can’t help but feel at ease around her, she’s a genuinely a great person, and what you think the epitome of a hero is

↠all ashido really wants here is to have fun with you- i mean she really likes you, and hopes that she’ll get to go on another date w/ you, so she’s doing everything in her power to woo u

↠and you’d be lying if you said it wasn’t working 🥺👉👈

jirou- hanging out in her room

↠kyouka jirou, being the more introverted person she is, wouldn’t really want to go somewhere super public, like mina would

↠i also believe that she’d want to be friends (or at least acquaintances) with you before asking you on a date- she’s easily annoyed by people, so i think that she’d need to be comfortable around you if she was to be romantically interested

↠and you’ve ticked all these boxes! you understand her sarcastic, blunt personality, and find it pretty amusing. beyond all that, she’s kind and caring, and deep down, she aspires to be a hero for all the right reasons. who wouldn’t love her for that?

↠so for your first date with kyouka, i think she’d want to be somewhere quiet and intimate with you. she wouldn’t want any interruptions ((specifically from jammingyay, who enjoys butting his head in other peoples’ business))

↠the most comfortable place for her would be her room, since it’s really just an extension of her personality, and since you’re quite close, she’d be okay with letting you in her private space. she trusts you.

↠just two guys bein dudes 🤠 ((if you’re a girl, it’s just sappho and her friend--))

↠music is one of the biggest things in jirou’s life, and i think she’d want to share it with you. that is, if you’d let her :)) she has dozens of different instruments, so if you want to attempt to learn something, she’d be totally down!!

↠please show her what kind of music you’re into! no matter what it is, she’ll listen to it. she wants to get to know what kind of person you are when you’re not around other people, and music is a great way to do that. even if you don’t have the same taste as her, she wouldn’t mind, since a) she’ll listen to pretty much anything, she’s not picky; and b) it’s something that you’re showing her, and that’s enough to make her happy

↠she’s not a very formal person, so i think she’d just want to talk to you and hang out. i’d think kyouka would be more of a fan of a gradual relationship, one that starts from friends and slowly evolves into more. and yes, as you can probably tell, i am a sucker for mutual pining and friends-to-lovers tropes-- im a simple hoe 😌

↠she’s super fun to hang out with!! her sense of humor is really snarky, she also enjoys talking shit about people she doesn’t like. if you’re not into that, she’s able to carry on conversation really well. there’s not a moment of awkward silence between you

↠jirou actually really likes talking shit about people hsahsh- as long as it’s someone that’s been mean in some way. she won’t say anything bad about someone who hasn’t done anything to deserve it. but if you’ve wronged her in some way, boy, do you have it COMING

↠by the end of it, i just know your cheeks hurt from laughing

↠she’s just a really fun person to be around, she may not be the most bubbly person ever, but she’s super easy-going and cool ((jirou bias incoming ekejke))

↠i do think she’d try to sneak some kind of affection if she thinks you’d reciprocate- if you’re really getting along well, she might snake her hand into yours when you’re sitting on the bed, laughing

↠honestly you might not even notice until she stops, because your hand feels empty and cold without her like your heart aa

↠if she’s really into you?? might get a smol peck on the cheek 👉👈 please try to get a smol peck on the cheek, it’s very cute and she gets so flustered

↠she goes up to you as you’re about to leave her room, grabs your shoulder, turns you around, and gives you an adorable if not slightly aggressive smooch

↠then she reFUSES to acknowledge what she just did akdfld- she turns away, beet red, and is completely silent

↠meanwhile you’re probably laughing your ass off because wow she’s so cute

↠kudos if you give one back to her, baby is on the verge of exploding ejkdjf

↠her heart just can’t handle what you’re doing to her

↠and despite what her appearance is, her heart is doing backflips- she’s whipped <33

momo: tea and c u d d l e s

↠she’s a very fancy person, obviously. yaoyorozu wants only the best for everyone she loves, and that, of course, includes you! she loves showing affection through giving things to others. her family status only magnifies this aspect of her personality, as being born into wealth gives her the means to spoil you rotten

↠and even though she’s bougie as all hell, she also somehow maintains an elegant and simple air about her. it’s impressive, really. it’s not like she tries to flex her money, it’s just a part of her life, and she enjoys using her privilege well

↠that being said, what’s more elegant and mature than going for tea? it’s a lovely pastime that momo would love to include you in!

↠lowkey,, she’s a whole sugar momma dfkdjla im not even joking- she doesn’t try to be, but virtually everything she does shows how rich she is

↠you arrive at the tea room, and by god is it fancy. there’s multiple chandeliers suspended from the ceiling, which is decorated with classic renaissance-style paintings. all the tables are set with white cloth, plates made of pure fine china, flowers and woven baskets set everywhere to create a cottagecore-like setting. the air about it is so sophisticated, from the patrons (wait is that a celebrity-) to the decorations

↠your face is kinda just,,, 😮,, because what in the world did momo get you into??

“momo, you’re so sweet, and this place is lovely, but don’t you think this is a bit much? not that i don’t absolutely appreciate it, it’s just that this seems really expensive, and i don’t want you to have to spend that much for just one date.”

↠she just chuckles, saying that it was “really nothing” (???? MISS GIRL???)

“don’t worry, y/n, this isn’t too much! i want to have fun today, and this place is so nice! let’s just find a table, alright?”

↠like, hunney, you’re so kind, but this is a LOT

↠but if you say so....

↠she looks at you with the most enthusiastic, wholesome eyes, and soon you’re following her like a puppy towards your table. the waiter sits you down, and leaves, giving you a moment to glaze over the menu to find a drink

↠and there’s so many types of teas, at least 30 on this page alone. you hadn’t even heard of half of these drinks, how would you know if you’d like them?

↠yaomomo seemed to notice your puzzlement, and said that you could get a pot of something simple, like jasmine green or earl grey, and she would get something fancier that you could try. why not?

↠a few minutes later, you’ve already adjusted to the sophisticated and intimidating environment, focusing only on the girl across from you, and how her eyes glittered with happiness

↠she orders a few normal tea foods, like scones with jam, lemon curd, and devonshire cream, and finger sandwiches. the fanciest thing she buys, though, is a blooming tea that arrives in a clear pot. it has an open flower inside of it, which is what the tea is infused with. it’s nearly 16,100 yen for one pot, though, and while you protest its expense, momo reassures you that it’s no problem (you just learned not to say anything about money, as it wouldn’t stop yaoyorozu from spoiling you)

↠ngl, it’s so fun to pretend to be fancy for a few hours at a tea room !! you acted as if you were a member of high society, using stereotypes to exaggerate your actions. it made some people only slightly irritated, but hey, it got a laugh out of a pretty girl, so who’s the real winner?

↠yaomomo taught you some classy etiquette that you should definitely use, it makes her so happy to think that you’re learning about new things while still enjoying your time with her

↠she makes really good conversation!! her intellect seeps through everything she says, anyone who talks to her would be able to tell that she’s extremely well-spoken and mature. momo is modest, and deflects a lot of the compliments you try to give her, so if you try to display your admiration for her, you’d probably need to be very specific about it. she doesn’t have the best self-image when it comes to her heroism and field work. spoken affection sometimes doesn’t get through to her, but you know what does? physical affection!

↠she loves cuddles, and will regularly take you back to her house after a date to cuddle in her bed. her mattress is legendary, and it’s comfortable as hell. there’s an abundance of pillows and the bed isn’t too soft or too firm, and it’s always somehow an amazing temperature???? mattresses are investments, and this was definitely a good one

↠momo loves the intimacy and trust of holding you, it allows her to escape from overthinking and only focus on you, her beautiful partner. she doesn’t care if she’s the big or little spoon, but her favorite kind of cuddling is when you’re on your back and she’s curled into your side, head tucked under your chin and hand on your chest

↠she can do this for hours, please let her. she feels safe with you, confident, because you’re choosing to spend time with her in this quiet moment instead of being off somewhere else.

↠in conclusion,,, 💕women 💕

-denkineptune

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66: Favorite emoticon:

67: Favorite meme:

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

69: What is your star sign?

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

72: Post a selfie or two?

73: Do you have platform shoes?

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

75: Can you do a front flip?

76: Do you like birds?

77: Do you like to swim?

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

80: Some thing you wish did exist:

81: Piercings you have?

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

83: Favorite person to talk to:

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

85: How many followers do you have?

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

87: Do your socks always match?

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

89: What are your birthstones?

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

92: A store you hate?

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

95: Do you like to wear camo?

96: Winter or summer?

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

98: Least favorite person?

99: Someone you look up to:

100: A store you love?

101: Favorite type of shoes

102: Where do you live?

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

105: Do you drink milk?

106: Do you like bugs?

107: Do you like spiders?

108: Something you get paranoid about?

109: Can you draw:

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

111: A question you hate being asked?

112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

116: Favorite cloud type:

117: What color do you wish the sky was?

118: Do you have freckles?

119: Favorite thing about a person:

120: Fruits or vegetables?

121: Something you want to do right now:

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

123: Sweet or sour foods?

124: Bright or dim lights?

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

128: What do you think about the least?

129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

133: Computer or TV?

134: Do you like roller coasters?

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

137: Do you believe in karma?

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

144: What makes you angry

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

147: Are you androgynous?

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

156: What embarrasses you?

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

159: How many people are you following?

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

163: Last time you cried and why:

164: Do you have long or short hair?

165: Longest your hair has ever been:

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

1. im ok with my height 2. Australian Shepard 3. not really.is a sweatshirt and leggings a style? 4. wii 5. probably like the 5 people i talk to every day, hamilton, music 6. i thought of like 6 different things.. 7. idk you pick something and ill answer it 8. fuck idk 9. YES BUT IF YOU TICKLE ME BE PREPARE TO BE KICKED 10. just pollen 11. straight 12. all three. 13. both 14. mermaid hehe i love swimming 15. no 16. 5′ 7″ 17. eliza idk i like my name 18. no 19. nope 20. ocean 21. kinda more like my dad and stepmom are so like i kinda am too. idrk. 22. people umm idk 23. i dont know 24. i dont have one. they all kinda just look like stars to me.. 25. ^^ 26. wtf is that 27. heights. spiders. snake. most bugs in general. sleeping bags. 28. absoultely 29. no 30. H.A.M.I.L.T.O.N 31. i get startled pretty easily but like actually scared, a little less easly 32.fuck alot. ummm i think 14 not including all the fish ive had 33.well its anon so... 34. idk. 35. new york, paris, austria, irleand, 36. in the same town i have lived in my whole life 37. meduim brown 38. both.. 39. naw 40. both 41. my mutals 42. my best friendsssss 43. i want another percing on my ear 44. ig 45. no 46. no thank you :) 47. i hate the sound of things being hit on metal 48. lin manuel mirandas voice <3 49. nope 50.NOPE 51. LIN. MANUEL. MIRANDA. 52. HAMILTON 53. im feeling good 54. the color that it is..... 55. idfk 56. listening for music 57. not that i know of 58. it means elizard hamilton 59. music. friends. art. thats probably not what it meant but idk 60. yes 61. being and asshole 62. hamilton and fanfics, mostly 63. idk what this means 64. DOGS. CATS. PANDAS. MOST ANIMALS. 65.i have wayyyy more than three tho..... 66. idk. 67. i dont have one. 68. i dont know what that is... 69. aquaruis...? 70. no ones old and ones dumb 71. probably my pjs or my london tshirt and jeans/leggings 72. if anyone reminds me i will lol. i doubt anyone will read all of these tho. 73.yes but i dont wear them cause i cant walk in heals 74. idk.... 75. fuck no 76. yea 77. YES I LOVE SWIMMING 78. swimmingggg 79. wasps 80. every broadway show ever to be profretionally recorded. 81. i have two in each ear but i rarely wear the bottom one 82. paiting 83.any one of my best friends. 84. memes. depressed people. fandoms 85.166 86. fuck no. 87. nope. like %80 of the time they dont match 88. sometimes 89. amithest. 90. idk 91. daisiessss 92. idfk 93. 0-2 94.read minds 95. ..idk 96. WINTER 97. idk 98. this ass hole i used to be friends with. he was a racist dick and very toxic 99. i d k 100. idk 101. converse 102. Washington 103. No 104. idk 105. yes 106. some 107. nooooo 108. most things lol 109. kinda 110. idk 111. idrk 112. yea but just like tiny spiders 113. yessssssss 114. sunny unless its raining 115. i dont know. 116. i dont fuccking know 117. blue...? 118. i wishhhh 119 personality 120. vegitables 121. watch hamilton 122. sky 123. sweet, i dont like sour things 124. dim 125. no 126. idk 127. my friends <3 128. what does this mean... 129. idfk 130. my brother 131. basically everything about me 132. sometimes but not really. 133. computer 134. FUCK YEA 135. no 136.what? 137. no 138. 6.7 139. ri ri, ri, genie, honey, riles, bitch, eliza, weirdo, trash, riley elizabeth gene (not my name) 140. no 141. once. but i was super awkward and didnt talk the enitre time amd never saw her again. i probably need theriapy 142. good 143. giving 144. racists, terfs, people who are assholes 145. 1 146. boys 147. what is that 148. my eyes :P 149. idk 150. lexi. peggy. alex. 151. early brodway era 152. yes. sometimes its a problem 153. LOL IM SINGLE 154. yess 155. yos. espisally when my friends hate it so i do it to mess with them 156. my family. talking about my life with my family. sharing things i like with my family, talking about who i like. 157. preforming 158. how i met my best friend. its a long story but ill say if anyone wants me to 159. 142 160. 3563 161. 7 162. 4641 163. i dont know 164. long 165. probably now is the longest its been. or like kindergarden lol 166. ? 167. no 168. a little 169. hell naw 170. yea.

HOLY FUCK THAT TOOK SO FUCKING LONG

thank you anon

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cockasinthebird · 4 years

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17 Questions

Tagged by: @yikesharringrove thank you so much!!! 😍🤩 Ya’ll know I love these kinda things!!

Nickname: I hate my real name a lot, like oof, so online I go by Penny! But my mom and her bf call me Kiddo, and haven’t even used my real name in YEARS which I super appreciate, even if it is because he can’t pronounce it hahaha

Zodiac: Killer? Nah. But no I’m a Capricorn

Height: Well, I’m 5′’7.7, so I always round it up to 5′’8′, but I’m shallow like that~

Hogwarts House: I’ve taken the Pottermore test several times, and it always comes up with Slytherin, and... I’m... I can see that? I get why, and I am satisfied with the result hehe

Last Googled: Any high school mascot in the state of Indiana for the purpose of a fic/request I’m currently working on. Delphi Oracles is the result I came into.

Song stuck in my head: Let It Out from the musical “The Guy That Didn’t Like Musicals” which obviously has the least relatable protagonist I have EVER met before in my life.... BUT I will still hugely recommend it, it’s funny and pop-y and worth it

Number of Followers: 428, and I am very upset that I didn’t get to capture 69 or 420, like the adult I am

Amount of Sleep: Hahahahahahahaha

Lucky Numbers: 8, both me and my dad were born the 8th of our perspective months

Dream Job: To be a Netflix script writer and have my own show there some day!

Wearing: It’s currently some time past 3am and so ofc I am in pajamas; a brand new pair that arrived today, ordered for family vacation, and is a set of a t-shirt and shorts in cute pink with eggs on em! Like fried eggs with the sunny side up

Favourite Song: Oh babe don’t ask, we could be here all goddamn day and night, but I’ll say Jane by Jefferson Starship

Favourite Instrument: I play the guitar, vaguely, but my favourite instrument is the violin, a very close second is the Saxophone!

Aesthetic: Whatever the opposite of minimalism is, just general chaos and all over the spectrum

Favourite Author: Me. Is it too cliche to say Shakespeare?? I don’t really read a lot that isn’t fanfiction or tv scripts

Favourite animal noise: Now this is cliche, but a cat purring.... I fucking die for it, knees weak and all, I just love cats so much....

Random: I plan on one day writing the script to a musical heavily inspired by Twelfth Night by Shakespeare, in modern days and with the ending I crave something so painfully.

Tagging: @plistommy @bird-in-a-cage @ariaaadne @catharrington 🥰💕

#heehee I get to talk about myself some more #and give you all a chance to get to know lil ol me #Thank you for tagging me!!!#saved my day yo #Tag game #ALSO #I am honestly curious as to what people in here call me??#Like.... do ya'll call me cock #because that'd be fucking hilarious #but also I legit wanna know #If you were to call me by anything #what would it be???

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ancientguardians68 · 4 years

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Human Form OCs!

*All the males And females Turned into Human Forms and after they turned into Human a Hot and Sexy Looking Female//Not in the OC list!// Came in and Looks at Jake,Nick,Reaper,Jason,And Glacier*

Kyla-Hmmm~~....Such Tough Men~

Jake-A-And you Are?

Reaper-Hehe you look Hot

Kyla-Thank you Reaper~

Reaper-Heh~

Jake-H-How Did you know H-Him?

Kyla-We met in Guitar Studio~ he played like He Saw through my Eyes~

Glacier-Ah So Roomates?

Kyla-Not Exactly~//She’s Half German!// But I Vill love to see you Five Man Your Chests~

Jason-What For? We all know that you’re single

Kyla-Hehe My you do Not Know me~ My name is Kyla Valentina

Glacier-Kyla Valentina?

Nick-As in the Pure Kyla Valentina?

Kyla-That Is Right my Dear~

Jake-So you’re not single you’re

Kyla-Multi Ship~ I Can date Whatever man I Vant~ even your Friend Mr Moon is It~?

Glacier-Darkmoon? He is a bit busy right now but He’ll Talk Later

Kyla-Oh Please Tell him That I do not have my pony Form Ready it is still on Construction~ my only available Forms are:Human,Furry,Dragon,

Jason-Wait don’t you have a 7 Pack?

Kyla-Yes Vut I Exercise a bit harder and I got a Eight pack

Glacier-Just like Jake....wait are you demon or Angel or Dark Angel, Archangel, Elite Demon,

Jason-She’s Unknown

Glacier-Wait wha?

Jake-She was born but at something Incredible She’s not Demon Nor Angel But she has Access to enter those types of Places She must be Older than any of us But close to mine I’m 899,999 Years old//Regular age:28// Jason Go Check If Kyla have any Crush on anyone of us!

*Jason Checks as Kyla’s Close loved ones are:Jake,Reaper and Jason*

Jason-Well didn’t see that Coming

Reaper-what about Darkmoon?

Jason-Hmm She only Has 20% interest in him That’s Really weird because Some Girls like the dude

Jake-So what about our Percentages?

Jason-Look Here

Kyla’s Closest Love ones!

Jake:75%

Reaper:72%

Jason:69%

Glacier:61%

Nick:50%

Kyle:49%

Hunter:39%

Jake-WAIT WHY ME?!

Jason-I don’t know and it does not Make any damn Sense!

Kyla-Because I Loves A lot of Men~ Not because they’re Demonic or Angel I do not Care about that I Care only How Tough Sexy and how Fast They Can Go~ Without Spilling a Drop~ and can Fill me to The Ri-

Jason-OK WE GET IT!!

Jake-But why me?

Kyla-Vhy you? Well You do have An Eight Pack,You have Strong Thrusts and Can Fill me up like a Gallon and Keep Going~

Nick-YOU ARE ALMOST TALKING ABOUT DARKMOON!!

Kyla-Well I must See him Myself If he is that The same Then it’s a 75% and 75%~ I might just I have fun with both~

Nick-Jake Make your Single into Multi!

Jake-What?! Hell no!!

Glacier-I am going to Call Darkmoon and see If it’s a Tie!

@darkmoones

Kyla-Mmmmmm He does have Three Sisters vight?~ mmmm~~

*Jake and Reaper in the kitchen*

Jake-So Her Powers are unknown like she’s not Angel or demon?

Reaper-Nope she’s completely unknown kiss her and it feels like Your whole mouth is having a Relaxation!

Jake-Weird

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forgotten-daydreamer · 4 years

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For the ask game: Any number that can be divided by three and ;)

wow, ok, don’t trust in my maths knowlegde like that :’)

3) if your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

No, of course not. A healthy amount of pot may be good, I’d happily try it too!

6) you’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

My demons. Oh, and a couple of friends too, hopefully (they never met, but they’d get along well, I’m sure).

9) I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

You lost the bet, give me my money back now >:)

12) Do you like hickeys?

They aren’t aesthetically pleasing, in my opinion, but the rush of adrenaline you feel when you give/receive one is worth it.

15) Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

Uh, yeah, pretty much!!

18) When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

Some minutes ago :D

21) is anyone else in the room with you?

Yeah, my sister (who’s taking a nap)

24) is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

Yes, too many to handle.

27) do people ever call you by your last name?

Some do, but not too many. Like, three people at most.

30) would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

Yes, I’d be jealous because I haven’t smooched in a while :’(

33) Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

A guy who’s two years older than me, yeah. It was just a peck on the lips and I was only 14 and not out of the closet yet. Doesn’t count.

36) Do you have any summer plans yet?

Studying, working and hanging out with my bros.

39) do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

Too many, and I will never tell them to anyone.

42) are you available?

Emotionally? Yes, but actually no. I mean, I want a relationship but all I do is annoy people with my problems and burden them with my useless existence, so I’m glad I’m single, for people’s sake.

45) Do you believe exes can be friends?

Hell yeah! Not all of them, but those with whom you’ve shared the most experiences, probably.

48) Did you ever lose a best friend?

As in, they died, or as in we fought? ‘Cause, if it comes to the latter, yes. Twice. One hated that I was bi (I thought I was bi when I was in middle school. Discovering my sexuality and gender identity was a looong journey, still is). The other friend hated that I needed to be reassured every now and then (things like “I’m here for you”, “do you need to talk?”). Both dead to me, even if I miss the second one a lot some days.

51) Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

I kissed a fellow actress in a play, does she count as kiss? If so, no, she didn’t see me cry. If we are talking about a real kiss, then yes, that person has seen me cry multiple times.

54) Did you get any compliments today?

“you look well-rested today, sweety” -my mom

57) Are most of your friends guys or girls?

I have no idea, honestly. I have many friends of all gender identities, I don’t know the numbers...

60) Have you ever played spin the bottle?

Hell yeah I did, that’s how I got my first kiss (when I was 13), duh

63) What’s the last movie you saw?

Tarantino’s “Pulp Fiction”, a couple of nights ago. I love that movie so much that I watch it at least once a month :D

66) is the last person you kissed younger than you?

The actress I talked about earlier is one year older, the other person in a few months younger than me.

69) Picture of yourself?

(First of all, sixty-nine hehe) I’d rather not reveal my identity here on the wildest amd craziest website of all, but huh... Tall, rather slim, dark hair, dark eyes and heavy dark circles under them, big nose ^-^”

72) What do you most like about making out?

Bold of you assume I make out. I did, but it’s been a while :’( but huh, I’m a sucker for thirsty kisses and squeezing booties (and having mine squeezed) o////o

75) What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

Huh, tough question. The eyes and the mouth, mostly? I don’t really care much about the rest. The girl I like can be of any shape and size, of any color and can dress how she wants; I don’t mind :D I do like soft booties and boobs (big or small, I don’t care) though... Can I say that?

78) Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

Nope, one-night-stands scare me...

81) Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

One guy did, two years ago (sorry bruh) and then my ex gf as well :D I had a crush on her but I was too shy, and then she confessed to me :D she also cheated on me later on though so I’m not sure that her confessing to me was good...

84) Last time you slow danced with someone?

I can’t dance and nobody ever wanted to slow dance with me :’(

87) What is your astrological sign?

Aries, I was born at the beginning of April.

90) Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

I did, and a whole year later, actually. And it was hell. I hate myself 'cause I really tried to go back to the girl that emotionally abused me :’) I’m an idiot, but thankfully we haven’t spoken since 2018.

93) what physical trait do you look for in a potential interest?

Again, I don’t have any preference. I especially like tiny, freckled redheads, but physical appearance is secondary for me. Like, I never had a gf with those traits, so I’m really not “picky” at all (still,I think there’s nothing wrong with having preferences)

96) Have you ever kissed two people in one day?

Yeah, I was at a party with my HS classmates and we did a bunch of silly games and I made out with, like, five people (all close friends)... Never put thirty tipsy teenagers together.

99) Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

I’ve had the same crush since summer 2018, does that count as being deeply in love?

102) Are you too shy to ask someone out?

I don’t know, I’ve never been the first to make a move... I wanted to ask my crush out (as friends, for now) before lockdown, but she doesn’t have social media and I don’t feel brave enough to text her on whatsapp something like “hey, how are you??”. Especially since we haven’t talked since November (she told me I had “big lesbo energy” and I was really tempted to just kiss her there in the middle of the street). Someone up there doesn’t want me to shoot my shot.

105) if a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew that he/she was in a relationship, would you go for it?

I’d tell her “break up with the other person first, then we can talk about it and see eventually if we can maybe hang out”. I don’t like cheaters. I cheated once after my ex cheated on m; it wasn’t revenge, and there was no sex involved. Just looks and hand-holding. It was flirting more than cheating, and I hated myself for it. It wasn’t right to my ex nor to the other girl. So, yeah, no flirting with people in relationships for me, thanks.

108) Have you kissed more than five people since the start of 2012?

Kisses that didn’t mean anything, yeah. Kisses that meant something, I’m not sure. I’ve been with three people since 2012, so no, I guess.

111) Do you know who’ll you kiss next?

Does kissing my parents on the cheek count? If so, them. If not... I don’t know. My crush, hopefully?

114) Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

A hundred times serious relationships, absolutely!

117) Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

Oh! Uhm... Then, how are you really?

thank you SO much, @theark-ofvoid

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Feel free to ask me more here

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anonymous-wolf22 · 4 years

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Fuck Yeah

1: Name Kai

2: Age 22

3: 3 Fears Fiance leaving me, never meeting him face-to-face, being alone with my thoughts

4: 3 things I love My fiance, food/desserts, and animals ^^

5: 4 turns on Hell, anything my fiance says to me, forced to submit, pain, and just looking at my fiance

6: 4 turns off Talking bout my parents, my current life situation, thinking about a certain asshole, and my depressing thoughts seeping through

7: My best friend That one’s hard.... It’s a tie between David and Kiana, though I’m leaning more towards David

8: Sexual orientation Bi-sexual <3

9: My best first date What first date?

10: How tall am I 5.1 ft :’(

11: What do I miss Triple Chocolate Fudge Cake

12: What time were I born 1:03 pm

13: Favorite color Black, Red, Purple, and Blue

14: Do I have a crush Yep :)

15: Favorite quote I got lots

“It’s funny how someone can break your heart and you still love them with all the tiny pieces”

“I choose you. And I’ll choose you, over and over. Without pause, without a doubt, in a heartbeat. I’ll keep choosing you”

“The demons are back and stronger than ever. They are looking for a fight, looking to win, and this time, I might just let them.....”

16: Favorite place Does in my fiances arms count if I haven’t been there yet?

17: Favorite food They are all number 1 <3

18: Do I use sarcasm Sometimes

19: What am I listening to right now Criminal by Britney Spears

20: First thing I notice in new person Hmm, the way they act, their personality~

21: Shoe size Fuck, idk lmao

22: Eye color Blue

23: Hair color Dirty-Blonde (Wish it was black)

24: Favorite style of clothing I don’t know, I guess loose and comfy

25: Ever done a prank call? Can’t remember

27: Meaning behind my URL Don’t have one

28: Favorite movie Fuck, uhhhh..... Deadpool 1&2 for now~

29: Favorite song Lot’s, Baby Don’t Cut - Bmike, Anxiety - Blackbear, Hold On - Chord Overstreet, and more fucking depressing songs <3

30: Favorite band Hmmm.... Ramstein

31: How I feel right now Eh, depressed, loved, horny, sad, upset, happy, it’s all jumbled up

32: Someone I love My fiance~

33: My current relationship status Engaged <3 <3

34: My relationship with my parents I wouldn’t care if they died, not going to lie, I would do it if there were no consequences

35: Favorite holiday Halloween ;o

36: Tattoos and piercing i have Sadly, no tats yet. Only piercings I have so far, are my ears

37: Tattoos and piercing i want Tattoo: A knife going through a skull with chains loosely wrapped around it Piercing: The tip of my ears

38: The reason I joined Tumblr My fiance told me about it, and it was an easier way for us to chat with each other and send each other all of the dirty little naughty things we want~

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don’t know if he hates me, but I don’t know if I hate him, I’m just fucked up and confused

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Sometimes

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Nope, but I hope to soon~

42: When did I last hold hands? Hold hands? I think that was in 8th grade when my friend Kiana was dragging me away from the bullies

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? Like 5-10 minutes

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? Yep

45: Where am I right now? In my cursed room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Depends, where am I? In England, my fiance. Here? I don’t know, Kiana

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? Depends on the type of music playing, and also what it’s playing from, like headphones.

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Unfortunately

49: Am I excited for anything? 2024 :3

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yep

51: How often do I wear a fake smile? Honestly? 97% of the time

52: When was the last time I hugged someone? I don’t know, uhmmm..... think it was in 11th grade

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? Well, that’s a hard one, cause I have yet to kiss anyone. But, say if it was my fiance, I would slap the shit out of whoever he is kissing, and probably shove a stick up their @$$

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? ....

55: What is something I disliked about today? No chocolate

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? My fiance, I just want him in front of me and to hug him and never let go~

57: What do I think about most? 2024, Desserts, Fiance, Music, Pets, unfortunately, John

58: What’s my strangest talent? Uhhh.... Don’t really have any, I guess hiding how I truly feel inside

59: Do I have any strange phobias? Is being deathly afraid of ants a strange phobia?

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind, 100%

61: What was the last lie I told? That I was fine

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? I don’t know, they both seem a bit weird to me

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Ghosts, yes. Aliens? I don’t know

64: Do I believe in magic? Who knows

65: Do I believe in luck? Sometimes

66: What’s the weather like right now? Clear

67: What was the last book I’ve read? A fan-fiction of RWBY

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yesssss

69: Do I have any nicknames? K

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? My arm twisting completely around

71: Do I spend money or save it? Save

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue? Nope :(

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Eww, fuck noooo

74: Favorite animal? Entire Cat family and wolves

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Watching “Love 020″ on Netflix

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Hmmm.... I have no clue, never really thought about it

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Lots, but, definitely this one: Dream of You - Camila Cabello and Battle Scars - Lupe Fiasco

78: How can you win my heart? Be mindful of how I truly feel, care for me like no one ever has, be a dominant

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? "I had so many battle scars from my war, but my love healed them away~”

80: What is my favorite word? Chocolate

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr @thelonewolf84 @we-are-beautiful-s0uls @britishdom

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? I don’t give a fuck what you think about who I love

83: Do I have any relatives in jail? Yeah, my bio-father

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? Invisibility

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? What my thoughts are about my ex or how I feel towards him or what I would say if I was allowed the chance to ask him 1 thing

86: What is my current desktop picture? I have it on shuffle, but currently it’s on a picture of an anime boy playing the piano in the rain

87: Had sex? Not yet ;)

88: Bought condoms? Nope

89: Gotten pregnant? Do I seriously need to answer that?

90: Failed a class? Yes.... I think

91: Kissed a boy? Not yet ;)

92: Kissed a girl? Nope

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Haven’t kissed anyone!!! Omg

94: Had job? Not yet

95: Left the house without my wallet? What wallet?

96: Bullied someone on the internet? Fuck no!

97: Had sex in public? -sigh-

98: Played on a sports team? Yep, soccer and baseball when I was 8-11

99: Smoked weed? Nope

100: Did drugs? Nope

101: Smoked cigarettes? Almost

102: Drank alcohol? Mhm

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Fuck no! I want my bacon and kielbasa!!!

104: Been overweight? Nope

105: Been underweight? Currently am

106: Been to a wedding? Yep, my aunts

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Yes lol, longer

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? Yes lol, longer

109: Been outside my home country? Not yet

110: Gotten my heart broken? ....yes.....

111: Been to a professional sports game? I...think so....?

112: Broken a bone? Many, many times. I was very clumsy in my teens, I still am but have yet to break any bones so far

113: Cut myself? Yes and yes, to both ways

114: Been to prom? No, skipped it

115: Been in airplane? -shivers- Too scared to be in one, but I will have to when I go to England

116: Fly by helicopter? Nope

117: What concerts have I been to? None

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? Yep

119: Learned another language? Mhm, spanish

120: Wore make up? No

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18? Still a virgin.....

122: Had oral sex? Nope

123: Dyed my hair? Want to

124: Voted in a presidential election? Nope, fuck politics

125: Rode in an ambulance? Yep

126: Had a surgery? Mhm

127: Met someone famous? Nope

128: Stalked someone on a social network? Hehe....yeah lol

129: Peed outside? I don’t remember if I have or have not

130: Been fishing? Yes... My instructor ate the worms ;-;

131: Helped with charity? Yep ^^

132: Been rejected by a crush? Yep

133: Broken a mirror? Yeah

134: What do I want for birthday? Depends, which birthday? This year, Triple Chocolate Fudge cake. 2024, to be in my fiance’s arms~

#took to long #it was awesome though #love surveys #and my fiance #more of me #surveys #depressed #i got insomnia #love yall

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leorjo · 5 years

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all ending in 9

imma put this at the beginning since the rest is under the cut but 200 things u can ask me

9: Radio station:

i dont rlly listen to the radio sadly but i usually listen to the alternative station if i do!!

19: Sport to watch:

this is probably weird and surprising but HOCKEY LOL its the only sport i like even tho i havent kept up in a while (GO VEGAS)

29: Singer:

HM grandson!!!!

im gonna put the rest under the cut since its long hehe

39: I would like to move to:

anywhere thats not virginia LKDSFHKSLDFHK i rlly like florida (i rlly liked orlando when i went a while ago :/) but since me n eli have plans to be future roomies he would die than stay in florida BUT.. he likes st pete so im eyes emoji and east coast pennsylvania is nice!!!!

49: Do you want children:

i definitely know i dont want to be pregnant ever in my life and im so iffy on kids like i love babies and such but im really bad at dealing w/ kids like when theyre misbehaving or whatever like im SO bad at it i just like being the one to take care of them when theyre cute and i can just hold them KSLDFKHSD like. id be the cool aunt

59: The movie I cried at was:

UHHHH i dont remember the last movie i cried at but me and eli were rabbiting jurassic world (but like.. the second one) a few months ago and i cried a lil bc the island was like on fire and stuff and exploding and there were dinosaurs on there still and u could see them and i was SAD

69: I have these pets:

none sadly :(( my irls have a dog named milo whos a husky/pitbull and hes a STINKER but hes also my baby and i love him so much

79: First time you had a crush:

i have a very vivid memory of having a crush on this dude in preschool and then i told my mom (and i think my cousin bc i was in the philippines at some point arnd that time too??) and they teased me for it and its haunted me ever since hence why i vehemently deny any existence of crushes i might have irl and also why i never tell anyone about them LOL

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

@kihba !! ALL THE TIME !!!!!

99: Went to a movie theater:

into the spiderverse was the last movie i saw in theaters!!

109: Gas Prices:

rn where i live theyre like 2.15??

119: The presidential election:

i hate democrats they pander to republicans too much but im still gonna vote tho im still gonna vote

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

neither bc idc LKHDFSLHKDF

139: Flip flops or high heals:

i refuse to wear any sort of sandal or flip flop in public i still not have the public ever look at my toes EVER i only wear flip flops if i go to the beach and even then im insecure and i only own like 1 pair of heels and theyre heeled booties

149: Hot or cold:

HOT... I HATE THE COLD OUTSIDE

159: Ghosts:

yes bc i have a brain but im SUPER paranoid so LDHFLSKDF

169: Love at first sight:

UHHH not really like LHSDFKSD idk its kind of weird

179: Spongebob can:

be entertaining as HELL

189: Last book you read:

UHHH the bread givers!! i had to read it for an english class

199: I was born in:

hong kong, china actually LOL fun fact abt me a lot of ppl dont know that and r like O_o

#nube tag #TYSMMMM #sauskes #answered

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 ... 98 cause I’m kinda lazy ❤️

thanks @poetcastiel!! i’m feelin lazy today so im just doing the ones i want because thIS IS WAY TOO MANY AAAA

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? preppy, tomboy, or sportswear are DEFINITELY my aesthetics

10. game you were best at in p.e.? dodgeball or badminton! i was one of the cool popular kids in my pe classes because i was good at everything. i used to have a squad actually and we still text even though it’s been 5 years now

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? toast and eggs or a slice of pumpkin bread!

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? the book thief by markus zusak or the prestige by christopher priest! the book thief was assigned tho, the prestige i chose to read for an analysis.

21. obsession from childhood? there were other obsessions besides warrior cats?

28. five songs to describe you? iggy pop - real wild child olly murs - troublemaker little mix - wings britney spears - lucky jojo - how to touch a girl

29. best way to bond with you? by leaving me alone until i beg for attention because i am literally a cat

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head? mr bojangles~

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? my older brother used to be OBSESSED with this meme and he’d quote the line to us or send it to us in texts whenever it was popular:

37. suitcase or duffel bag? i like both! but i normally travel by car so i use duffel bags more often. my mom loves vera bradley so she buys me lots of really pretty prints :)

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? jean jacket or cardigan! i love to look put-together and like a million bucks hehe

44. favorite scent for soap? lavender or mint!

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? ugh, i like them all, like really REALLY like them all. i have fandoms in all 3 genres. but you know what...superhero :/

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? just a tshirt lol. my sis bought me a black graphic tee with all the eeveelutions on it for christmas years ago and it’s been my favorite shirt ever since. i try to make good use of it by wearing it every day! and it’s just long enough to keep me warm during the night

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? a cherry or an apple! those ones that are pink on the inside, the pink pearl apples? that’s me bc i’m special even tho i look like everyone else bc my nlog complex is like soooo huge

49. what saying or quote do you live by? “use the talents you possess, for the woods would be very silent if no birds sang except the best.” ~ henry van dyke

52. favorite font? imprint mt shadow my beloved <3

54. what did you learn from your first job? that i don’t want to work in retail when i’m 30. i hate my coworkers.

55. favorite fairy tale? there are a lot that i love, but i think my favorite has always been the little mermaid because it’s what i want for myself one day. even though ariel was weird af and the furthest thing from a normal human being, eric still fell head over heels for her, and that’s always given me hope someone will do the same for me. i also love the second movie because i’ve always wanted to have an adventure like melody did, i rewatched it so much as a kid for wish fulfillment lol

56. favorite tradition? my family’s christmas tradition is to go out and have lunch at the back porch on christmas eve and then watch scrooge (the albert finney christmas carol movie) late at night with chips and dip!

58. four talents you’re proud of having? i’m proud of how good i am at tennis, i’m proud of my skill on the piano, i’m proud of my talent for maths, and i’m proud of my talent for writing!

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? obviously a harem are you fucking STUPID? what kind of a question is that? i want my beautiful bishoujo boys to all line up and ask for my hand in marriage ok but actually i’d LOVE to be in a fantasy/adventure anime. NOT an isekai by any means because i would never leave my family, but if i could be born into a fantasy/adventure anime? that would be a dream come true.

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.? “mistakes ought to be forgiven. recurrent folly should not be, and would not.”

62. seven characters you relate to? marinette dupain-cheng - miraculous ladybug max mayfield - stranger things annie january/starlight - the boys katarina claes - hamefura arya stark - game of thrones luna lovegood - harry potter feng lan/prince - 1/2 prince

66. favorite flower(s)? magnolias and hibiscus flowers! i love hibiscus flowers because i inherited my love for florals and bright colors from my dad and he loves to wear hawaiian print shirts all the time so they remind me of him. magnolias are very important to me because we used to have a lot of magnolia trees in my childhood home. there was one specific magnolia tree that separated my house and my neighbors’ house and i used to climb it every single day. we also buried my first cat beneath a magnolia bush :(

67. good luck charms? idk how to describe it but it’s this little metal toy helicopter i got from my grandfather. the axis is detached from the copter itself and spins on a screw that you can balance on top of the copter to make it spin on its own. my grandfather used to keep it in his office where he read the newspaper in the mornings, and when my family and i visited him i always stayed in the room right next to his office so he would be the first person i greeted every morning. after he passed away a few months ago i took the helicopter home with me as a memento of him because i miss him so much

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned? it takes as much force to bite off your finger as it does to bite off a carrot. that’s one of my favorite facts i’ve ever learned

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights? overhead lights

93. nicknames? mar online. irl, i just go by my real name unless people ask to call me marcy, which i normally let them because i don’t care and it means they like me lol. my mom is the only person i let call me cellie because it’s her special name for me :)

#ask #reply #poetcastiel #mutual #ask meme

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ihaveneverfeltsolight · 7 years

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52, 67, 69 :)

52: Favorite movie?: he’s just not into you, meet the robinsons & blended

67: Favorite meme: el perrito super gordito 😭

69: What is your star sign?: i don’t know much about astrology but i was born in february so my sign is pisces hehe

thank you so much 💞

#ask

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silvorefrost · 7 years

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10o character devolpment stuffs

Part 1: The Basics

(WITH MY OC ENDY WHO IS IN MY ICON)

1. What is your full name?

Edward Moreno Fisbach 2.Where and when were you born?

The end, Mincraftia on August 20th 3. Who are/were your parents? (Know their names, occupations, personalities, etc.)

Well i originaly thought my dad was Erebus Fisbach but i found out my father is really Erebus's brother Morpheus Fisbach.

My mom is Nyx Fisbach 4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?

Biologicaly wise i have my brother Nether and my sis....oh...right shes....more actualy my cousin now....uh...nonno i have my sister portia! im not letting some dumb thing get in my way of calling my sister my sister =3=

then considerd theres my big sibs, dank~! owo their so cool ;;w;;

5. Where do you live now, and with whom? Describe the place and the person/people.

um i basicly live with my boyfreind meme! its a nice medium sized house~! with a nice front yard too~!

and as for meme hes just...so wonderful. he helps me so much even when he has problems of his own....hes as sweet as the cookies he loves to eat~! 6. What is your occupation?

ummm general dragon king of the end 7. Write a full physical description of yourself. You might want to consider factors such as: height, weight, race, hair and eye color, style of dress, and any tattoos, scars, or distinguishing marks.

ugh do i have to? huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh ok okok

im 6ft 2 with messy black hair and tan skin. i have amethyst color eyes and black birthmarks on my skin. i have 2 purple dragons horns, wings and a tail. i usualy have black clawed hands but sometimes those are hard to work with bleh. um im an enderdragon. um i really just kinda wear anything and my weights kinda in the....200 300 range? im pretty chubby nowadays especialy with lkhslkdhf yeah 8. To which social class do you belong?

i guess.....im rich? i think? i dunno dude im a freakin dragon 9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?

mmmmmmmmmm...i care too much pfft. and uh well physical weakness right now is im pregnant pfft 10. Are you right- or left-handed?

left handed 11. What does your voice sound like?

uhhhh kinda between tenor and base i guess i dunno 12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently?

oh dear and i love you 13. What do you have in your pockets?

ummmm my 3ds....my wallet...uhhh....mmm my truck keys. OO! A COOKIE! 14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?

umm i have a habit of saying umm alot obviously and i stutter when im nervous and ill also play with my tail when im nervous.

i also sometimes need to chew on a block of wood

Part 2: Growing Up

15. How would you describe your childhood in general?

shitty

16. What is your earliest memory?

seeing my moms eyes

17. How much schooling have you had?

LMAO 18. Did you enjoy school?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHA 19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?

my mom and my "dad" or shitface mcgee as everyone calls him

20. While growing up, did you have any role models? If so, describe them.

my mom 21. While growing up, how did you get along with the other members of your family?

nether and i....we kinda had a rocky relationship... 22. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?

free

23. As a child, what were your favorite activities?

i liked looking for gems. when i could sneak away it was so fun~! 24. As a child, what kinds of personality traits did you display?

reckless. courageous. caring. 25. As a child, were you popular? Who were your friends, and what were they like?

............

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?

................................................... 27. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?

............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

28. If you are a supernatural being (i.e. mage, werewolf, vampire), tell the story of how you became what you are or first learned of your own abilities. If you are just a normal human, describe any influences in your past that led you to do the things you do today.

dude i was just born this way

Part 3: Past Influences

29. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?

finaly kicking erebus ass 30. Who has had the most influence on you?

..............

31. What do you consider your greatest achievement?

beating erebus

32. What is your greatest regret?

.............(tears up) 33. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?

(sobbing) 34. Do you have a criminal record of any kind?

(more crying) 35. When was the time you were the most frightened?

.....................st op...... 36. What is the most embarrassing thing ever to happen to you?

(sniffles) um......i ripped my pants once. 37. If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be, and why?

(crys more) 38. What is your best memory?

(still crying) 39. What is your worst memory?

(full on bawling)

Part 4: Beliefs And Opinions-----AFTER 40 MINUTES---

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?

(wipes face) uhhh i try to be optimistic.... 41. What is your greatest fear?

being alone. 42. What are your religious views?

nothing really. 43. What are your political views?

umm dont really care all i know is that trump guy is bad news and i wanna eat him. 44. What are your views on sex?

(face turns bright purple) uHHHH I-ITS O-OK I G-GUESS LKHLKDHG 45. Are you able to kill? Under what circumstances do you find killing to be acceptable or unacceptable?

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont like it unless someoen deserves it 46. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?

.......kill a child..... 47. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?

y-yeah! actualy i do. 48. What do you believe makes a successful life?

ummmmm i dont know haha 49. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?

.................... 50. Do you have any biases or prejudices?

what no that stuffs stupid.

51. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?

kill a child. becuase ive already done enough damage.

52. Who or what, if anything, would you die for (or otherwise go to extremes for)?

meme and everyone else i love. if i had to give my life up for them id do it.

Part 5: Relationships With Others

53. In general, how do you treat others (politely, rudely, by keeping them at a distance, etc.)? Does your treatment of them change depending on how well you know them, and if so, how?

i try to be nice to everyone. 54. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?

uhhh thats meme. well and my kids of course! 55. Who is the person you respect the most, and why?

uh thats a tie between my mom and my big sibs and my other dad sky! my mom well pfttt is my mom and dad well hes just so smart. but my big sibs. well their just so great! their so supportive and theyve been through so much! their so caring their just always there. their just (tears up)...god their so cool.

56. Who are your friends? Do you have a best friend? Describe these people.

oh! ah my freinds are nonny, brynjar, miss loca, uhh dylan...jack....and alot of others! 57. Do you have a spouse or significant other? If so, describe this person.

ah meme. hehe. hes so sweet and supportive and even if hes done something bad he tries his best to make up for it and he tries to learn from his mistake. hes so great. (smiles happily and closes eyes) hes my rainbow watermelon. and ill do anything to help him and keep him safe.

also his chub and eyes are just the best and they make me squeal becuase holy shit

58. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.

............................

59. What do you look for in a potential lover?

i dont wanna answer this.

60. How close are you to your family?

pretty close! 61. Have you started your own family? If so, describe them. If not, do you want to? Why or why not?

yeah i have 5 kids! one on the way! (rests hand on stomach) about 2 and a half months along. 2 of them are all grown up. aaron and asher. um...then theres kira and nile...their.....currently missing......but um then theres haku! hes techincaly 5. he um was born unsualy so really hes actualy only like 6 months old its a really long story. and then there kiddo number 6... their names going to be dakota. i cant wait to meet them

62. Who would you turn to if you were in desperate need of help?

mom or my big sibs. or nether. or meme. really anyone i care about. my other dad sky, definietly. hes so spportive!

63. Do you trust anyone to protect you? Who, and why?

nether meme and my big sibs honestly. lord have mercy on anyone who goes up against those 3 64. If you died or went missing, who would miss you?

alot of people i guess.

65. Who is the person you despise the most, and why?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA erebus my uncle 66. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?

avoid

67. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?

im a king i have to 68. Do you like interacting with large groups of people? Why or why not?

not exactly cuz my anxiety acts up but i have to do it anyway 69. Do you care what others think of you?

yes and no its complicated

Part 6: Likes And Dislikes

70. What is/are your favorite hobbies and pastimes?

POKEMON B O I 71. What is your most treasured possession?

a purple seashell and a plushie off myself that meme made me 72. What is your favorite color?

B O I 73. What is your favorite food?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon

74. What, if anything, do you like to read?

ye! i like to read all sorts of things 75. What is your idea of good entertainment (consider music, movies, art, etc.)?

POK E M O N 76. Do you smoke, drink, or use drugs? If so, why? Do you want to quit?

i did smoke but i had to quit . and why did i do it? it helped with my anixiety 77. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?

watchin gyoutube 78. What makes you laugh?

funny cat videos 79. What, if anything, shocks or offends you?

mm racist and homophobic transphobics assholes 80. What would you do if you had insomnia and had to find something to do to amuse yourself?

pokemon how man times do i have to say it? that or anime 81. How do you deal with streSS?

i dont pfft 82. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?

No idea. 83. What are your pet peeves?

i dont know???

Part 7: Self Images And Etc.

84. Describe the routine of a normal day for you. How do you feel when this routine is disrupted?

mm wake up eat watch meme play games nap wake up eat snuggle with meme play video games the sleep and disrupted i dont care

85. What is your greatest strength as a person?

hardheadnes i guess 86. What is your greatest weakness?

alot of things 87. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

everything 88. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?

dont know

89. Are you generally organized or messy?

messy im a damn dragon cmon.

90. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.

good

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taking care of kids, giving snuggles and cooking.

bad

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you dont need to know pffttt

91. Do you like yourself?

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAH no 92. What are your reasons for being an adventurer (or doing the strange and heroic things that RPG characters do)? Are your real reasons for doing this different than the ones you tell people in public? (If so, detail both sets of reasons…)

wut

93. What goal do you most want to accomplish in your lifetime?

i dont know.

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

proably living with meme and our child 95. If you could choose, how would you want to die?

drowning.

96. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.

ummmm the first thing i'd do is hard to explain but the second is say all my good byes. and uhh....i dont wanna say the last one.

97. What is the one thing for which you would most like to be remembered after your death?

that i was nice

98. What three words best describe your personality?

loving

depressed

paranoid

99. What three words would others probably use to describe you?

...................... 100. If you could, what advice would you, the player, give to your character

endy plz calm it ok dude

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kjemiskromanse · 4 years

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things no one cares about but here we go

1: Name

Inger

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

Mice/rats, birds and losing a limb

4: 3 things I love

Music, coffee, writing

5: 4 turns on

Cologne, dimples, nice hands, being nice/a good personn

6: 4 turns off

Being rude to people without any reason, arrogance, playing the victim, bad personal hygiene

7: My best friend

Not gonna say their names without their permission lol

8: Sexual orientation

9: My best first date

Never really been on a really good date

10: How tall am I

167 cm

11: What do I miss

How fun it was playing The Sims 2 when I was 12 lol

12: What time were I born

Who knows lol

13: Favorite color

I don’t really have one

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favorite quote

"If a man talks shit then I owe him nothing”

16: Favorite place

Oslo

17: Favorite food

Taco

18: Do I use sarcasm

Yes

19: What am I listening to right now

Camila Cabello

20: First thing I notice in new person

I don’t really know

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

Green

23: Hair color

Brown

24: Favorite style of clothing

I have like 15 different styles lol

25: Ever done a prank call?

Yes

27: Meaning behind my URL

It roughly translated means “fucking hell” in Norwegian lol

28: Favorite movie

"The Wolf of Wall Street” or “Dunkirk”

29: Favorite song

Sing of The Times by Harry Styles

30: Favorite band

Little Mix

31: How I feel right now

32: Someone I love

My best friends

33: My current relationship status

Single af

34: My relationship with my parents

With my mom it's cool

35: Favorite holiday

Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

My ears

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

A couple of different tats, no piercings

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

I don't remember

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I reported him for being high on the job (as a nurse), and to the board of our uni for being high at school, so you could say he hates me at least.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

Does snapchat count?

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

42: When did I last hold hands?

Idk

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Depends if I’m doing my makeup or not

44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?

No, it’s winter and I’m single lol

45: Where am I right now?

Home

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?

My friends

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Depends

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

With my mom

49: Am I excited for anything?

Seeing Harry Styles and Taylor Swift in concert next year

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Often

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

I think I hugged my sister yesterday

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

Idc

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Yeah

55: What is something I disliked about today?

I was at work lol

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Louis Tomlinson or Harry Styles

57: What do I think about most?

Idk

58: What’s my strangest talent?

I am pretty good a keeping a straight face

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

I don't like clowns

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Idk

61: What was the last lie I told?

Idk

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Phone

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Nope

64: Do I believe in magic?

Nope

65: Do I believe in luck?

Nope

66: What's the weather like right now?

Cloudy

67: What was the last book I've read?

Something for uni

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

Idk

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Spend

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

Yes

74: Favorite animal?

Wolf

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Scrolling tumblr i think

76: What do I think is Satan’s last name is?

Bruh idk

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Adore You by Harry Styles

78: How can you win my heart?

Basically be Matt Casey from Chicago Fire

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

stop your crying it’s a sign of the times

80: What is my favorite word?

Idk

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

That’s a secret hehe

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Stream Don’t Let It Break Your Heart and Adore You

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

Nope

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Super speed and mind compulsion

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

Idk

86: What is my current desktop picture?

Harry Styles’ nude photo from the Fine Line shoot because why not lol

87: Had sex?

Yes

88: Bought condoms?

Yes

89: Gotten pregnant?

Nope

90: Failed a class?

Nope

91: Kissed a boy?

Yes

92: Kissed a girl?

Yes

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

94: Had job?

Yes

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yes

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

Kinda

97: Had sex in public?

98: Played on a sports team?

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

Yes

102: Drank alcohol?

Yes

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

105: Been underweight?

Yes

106: Been to a wedding?

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yes

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Yes

109: Been outside my home country?

Yes

110: Gotten my heart broken?

111: Been to a professional sports game?

112: Broken a bone?

113: Cut myself?

Yes

114: Been to prom?

Yes

115: Been in airplane?

Yes

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

Macklemore & Ryan Lewis

One Direction x2

5sos x3

Little Mix

Harry Styles

Niall Horan

Halsey

The Scheen x2

Freddy Kalas

The 1975

Demi Lovato

Tokio Hotel

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

Yeah

119: Learned another language?

Yes

120: Wore make up?

Yes

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

Yes

122: Had oral sex?

Yes

123: Dyed my hair?

Yes

124: Voted in a presidential election?

We don’t have presidential elections in Norway

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

Yes

127: Met someone famous?

Yes

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

Yes

129: Peed outside?

Yes

130: Been fishing?

Yes

131: Helped with charity?

Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush?

Kinda

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?

Money I guess

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