created this goob 1 quintillion minutes ago so I'm going to bullshit lore for him
Deimos had, at one point, been one of the most feared Cybertronians in the known universe.
A Shifter born in the deepest pits of Kaon, Deimos was a relentless, bloodthirsty bounty hunter, following in the footsteps of his older half-brother, Makeshift. His refusal to take sides, unparalleled dedication to his hunts, and his ability to mimic the form and voice of any bot he encountered made him a force to be reckoned with.
However, even the brightest stars burn out eventually, and after a mission went wrong, Deimos was left near fatally injured, and was forced to flee into unknown space. Eventually, he crash landed on Earth, and as a final act of desperation, scanned a damaged Jeep Compass and fell into a deep recharge while his body attempted to heal.
His poor choice of altmode and untreated injuries left the once awe-inspiring bot with a nearly destroyed T-Cog, trapping him in vehicle form with only the barest amount of consciousness. He rotted away in a scrapyard for many years, long forgotten by most humans.
Then, one day, a young man named Mike, who was tired of being driven around by a loud, reckless, sentient car who answered to the name Smokescreen and being badgered by equally annoying everyday objects given life, purchased him for dirt cheap, intending on fixing the vehicle up so that he could have a ride that didn't talk back when he wanted to change the radio, unaware that he'd just acquired the bitchiest, snarkiest, most headache-inducing bastard that ever smashed into our beloved blue planet.
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Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit
Then there’s Gale
Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed
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I love the “Mumbo’s some kind of supernatural creature” headcanons, and I love the “Mumbo’s just a guy” headcanons, but may I propose: “everyone thinks Mumbo is some sort of creature thing but he’s actually just a bit strange”
“His eyes are so red they basically glow!” My guy inhales enough redstone to power a small machine on the daily.
“He’s nocturnal! He’s always up at night!” Insomnia.
“It’s like he teleports! He just appears behind people” he’s just naturally very quiet and people don’t hear him walking up.
“He knows so many random facts, there has to have been around for ages to learn all that” he’s just a nerd.
Mumbo gets nervous anytime someone tries to interrogate him, making the hermits even more suspicious, but in actuality he’s just worried they’ll be disappointed and he’s starting to realise they probably won’t believe him no matter what answer he gives.
There’s a server-wide bet going for who can figure out what he actually is. Grian, who’s known him for years and knows full well that’s he’s 100% mortal and human, shows up and starts egging the hermits on by “dropping hints” as to what he may be, much to Mumbo’s dismay. Grian thinks the bet is utterly hilarious.
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The way Wyll says these words to Astarion......
"Deep shadows have long haunted Baldur's Gate - and few loom so large as Cazador's. But I also know you can find light if you know where to look. And this I promise: you can always look to me."
AND THEN HITS HIM WITH THIS??! AFTER A COURTLY DANCE AND GENTLE KISS!?
"So much shadow around us. To think, I almost missed the light."
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