#he was also the high king but shhh

[mag-lore]

Turukáno the Wise King of Gondolin

#he was also the high king but shhh #i had to mention gondolin at some point #also half of them would say high king if i didn't #he doesn't have a mother name does he? #i also am not sure about calling him wise but #we'll go with the text in this instance #silmarillion #turgon #silmarillion edit #silmarillion moodboard #my edit

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something! #I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode) #edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!) #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

[baly0110]

Emo Korvo design

Will absolutely render it digitally too, but university comes first today 😭

#our short king WOULD have high platforms to look more intimidating #I'm not taking any criticism on that #lowkey why is he kinda... #also the blur MAY or may not be terry in a suit from another request shhh #solar opposites #korvo opposites #solar ooposites art #solar opposites fanart #emo korvo #goth korvo #my art

[ysljoon]

simon 'ghost' riley dom headcanons

wc: 884 warnings: fluff, smut, nsfw under the cut, dacryphilia, bondage, pussy slapping, creampies, oral (m receiving), degradation, spanking, overstimulation, creampies, aftercare, mentions of sub drop, dd/lg (?) a/n: trying to dip my toes back into smutty things it's been so long i gotta dust off the cobwebs MINORS DNI (have your age in your bio or you're getting blocked)

Simon Riley is the sweetest dom but don’t tell anybody that shhh

He knows how to make you melt with all the pet names

His favorites are ‘angel’ and ‘sweetheart’ BUT ‘lovie’, ‘sweet girl’, and ‘pretty girl’ are in the mix too

He is such a worry wart about you!!! If you’re at work/uni he’s asking for updates and doing check ins any chance he gets when he’s not deployed out on a mission

When he’s with you he’s always has an arm around your waist and keeping him close by so nobody or anything can get to you 

He’s a firm believer that you’re his princess so you do NO CHORES around the house 

It’s absolutely banned that you lift a finger at home so your only responsibility is to listen to him

He even loves to pick out your outfits (bro is such a cutie patootie)

If the weather permits most outfits entail skirts and thigh highs it’s his favorite combo

If you’ve had a bad day he has you smothered in blankets and just doting on you bringing you snacks and putting on your favorite show/movie and cooking you your favorite meal

He’s not much of a baker so he will probably DoorDash you a sweet treat (also because he can't bear to leave you by yourself when you’re upset)

If he’s having a bad day he just needs snuggles from you

Y'all are glued to the bed with your bodies flush against each other the whole day

He probably won’t say much either besides some grumbling when you get up to use the bathroom

He’s such a softie when you give him lil kisses he likes little pecks on the cheek and nose

He finds it so cute when you ask him to stoop down so you can give him a forehead kiss

He definitely prefers giving kisses to his babygirl instead tho

Mr. Riley is a sucker for giving you hickeys I don’t make the rules

He loves putting them in the places where everyone can see so everyone knows that you’re claimed 

It’s a pain in the ass for you though, sorry

THIS MAN JUST LOVES CLAIMING YOU

He adores the sight of you in a collar in the bedroom with you on your knees

Seeing you with tears brimming your lower lash line when you’re begging for him to touch you in some way for relief has him painfully hard in his pants

He’ll of course have a leash attached  so he can pull you closer by having you crawl in between his legs

He’s a throat fucker he can’t get enough seeing and hearing you choke on his cock

He loves seeing your spit dribble down your chin and tears running down your flushed cheeks while he’s using your mouth to get off

He doesn’t love the idea of degradation but he will call you the occasional ‘dumb slut’ or ‘cock slut’ it’s just what you are tho :3

Definitely spits on your pussy to lube it up before he fingers you

He isn’t super rough when he fingers you but is ADDICTED to slapping your pussy

He loves seeing it get so puffy the longer he plays with your pussy

Speaking of slapping if you’re bratty his favorite punishment is spankings

When you’re getting spanked he doesn’t let up until you’re squirming and sniffling

Once he believes you’ve learned your lesson and have apologized for your behavior he gives you soothing rubs with cream and kisses on each of your cheeks

Simon likes using restraints of some kinds (handcuffs, ropes, etc) and laughs when he sees you get impatient when he teases you with his tip right at your slit and clit

An avid enjoyer of doggystyle and missionary

He doesn’t mind choking but will only do it for you when you beg and beg hard 

An overstimulation king fr

By the time y'all are both done he’s came at least 2-3 times 

They’re definitely all crempies too (he loves the occasional money shot, and tries his hardest to avoid your eyes)

Lord knows how many times you have tho you’re definitely seeing stars

He has aftercare down to a science!! That man is so gentle you would never believe he kills people for his line of work

You’re somewhat prone to sub drop so Simon takes extra care of you

He’s very tender when he cleans you up and when he runs a bath he bridal style carries you

He’ll wrap you in the fluffiest and softest robe and place fluffy socks on you too to protect your feet from the cold floor

He’ll bring both a bottle of water and juice for you to drink and even has a snack/candy stash in his nightstand drawer

He’ll feed it to you while you’re situated with you sitting in between his legs with your back against his chest 

He usually will play some calming music in the background for you instead of the TV because it can be overstimulating for you

You usually fall asleep in minutes just listening to the low timbre of his voice humming along with the music

He’ll reposition you so you’re the little spoon and will place a loving lil smooch on your temple wishing you goodnight

#simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #simon ghost riley x you #ghost x reader #ghost x you #ghost headcanons #simon riley #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #ghost cod #ghost call of duty #cod headcanons #cod mw2

[madelynraemunson]

CALL ME WHAT YOU WANT𓆩♡𓆪

(Book #1 of the Hellfire Gentlemen’s Club Series)

this section’s pairing: bachelor!fwb!steve x fem!exotic dancer!fwb!hargrove!reader

𝐌𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐍 𝐀𝐔 18+ minors SKIDDADDLE pls

Pillow Princess • deleted scene

Blissful mornings with Steve. Cooking with Shy Girl. Accidental tea with Eddie’s mug.

timeline: this takes place during the 2 week period where shy girl & eddie weren’t really speaking to each other

author’s note ✍🏼: i am so thankful for all your lovely messages about this fanfic, and all your messages about how you’ve all fallen for both steve and eddie. i also love how y’all have a little subculture of team steve & team eddie going (all while remaining respectful with the discourse) and you’re reasoning behind who shy girl is more better off being with.

that being said, i know a majority of you miss steve because eddie is being a little asshole towards us right now, so here is some steve loving as a late thanksgiving present and to celebrate 500+ notes on call me what you want (the main page)❤️‍🔥 -madelyn

NSFW — edging, biting if you look under a microscope, p in v sex (protected), dirty talk, sneaky shy girl and big boi steve; also aftercare and fluff but not really a disclaimer

word count: 1.5k words

♡

“You’re so pretty, baby,” Steve whispers into your ear as he slams his length into you. “Takin’ me so fucking nicely.”

You’ve learned to keep yourself as quiet as you possibly could whenever you’re over at Steve and Eddie’s. You know, ever since the last time gave you away.

This time you’re against Steve’s wall, taking him from behind in an upright doggy, simply because his headboard would’ve easily snitched on all your early morning festivities.

Steve is testing your limits this A.M., your aching core begging to at least let one little scream escape into the energy field that is his room. But you refuse, and Steve refuses, evident by him having you bite down on a rolled up shirt of his, and his threats to edge you if you dare to utter a noise.

And taking Steve while standing? While he pounds into you at that particular angle? It was an all access pass to complete bliss, a fast track ticket to heaven on earth. You do your best to not cum, because Steve would edge you too if you dared. It does require the utmost strength, though because the little nerves that surround your fucked-out cunt were constantly going off like a firework show.

Steve moves your hair out of your way as he thrusts, mindful to give you soft little kisses against the crook of your neck.

You let out a resigned whimper.

“Shhh,” Steve shushes you with a slight chuckle. “Eddie’s gonna hear.”

“L-let him,” you manage to utter through your pleasure. “Wouldn’t be the first time.”

Steve’s hands travel down to your hips, resting there briefly before going to spread your asscheeks apart, just so the conceited King can see firsthand the damage he’s causing your sore little pussy.

You moan into his shirt as you bite down harder.

“Are you getting close, baby?” Steve asks you, pummeling into you as he rubs your clit. “Is my pillow princess about to cum all over me?”

“Mm — mhm,” you manage. “You just feel so fucking good, Steve.”

“I know, I know,” he whispers as he nibbles your ear. “You can do it, baby. Just wait for me.”

You and Steve chase your orgasms together as the sun goes up.

Right in time for breakfast.

You make your way into Steve’s shower, getting the warm water started as he rolls off his condom and washes his hands. Showering with Steve is your favorite part of aftercare, mainly because he scratches the sweet part of your scalp thoroughly when he shampoos your hair. It’s not like you expected any less, Steve Harrington as far as you know, is an expert about hair.

“Sick trophies, by the way,” you compliment him as you two wash up together.

“Oh, thanks!” Steve grins. “I was kinda thinking of squaring those away to make room for other things. Definitely don’t wanna be that guy who peaked in high school, you know?”

“I don’t think you peaked in high school.”

“Thanks, but that doesn’t change my mind,” Steve shakes his head. “I mean, I woke up without an alarm back then, I was in great shape, and just seemed a lot more laid back.”

“But now you’re a working man,” you grin. “Who does his best, has a schedule so crammed it’d make any 10th grader cry, and sometimes oversleeps because he was up all night with a stripper he was foolish enough to take home.”

Steve laughs at your remark. “You’re worth the extra hour of sleep though, Hargrove.” He kisses you softly against your lips. “Don’t you worry.”

There is one thing you wouldn’t mind Steve getting rid of in his room, though. It was a picture of him and Nancy, at the Hawkins High homecoming dance during their junior year. But of course, you don’t directly say that to him.

Your need to make Steve some pancakes only grows stronger when you hop out of the shower. Tossing one of his oversized t-shirts over your head, you strut your way into the kitchen to gather all the ingredients for your Shy Girl Grand Slam. On days where you, Billy, and Max weren’t fighting, the Grand Slam was something all of you looked forward to in the morning.

You hum to yourself as you gather the ingredients: water flour, a couple eggs, some butter, milk, vanilla extract, berries, a bowl, a mixer, and a measuring cup.

Additionally, you decide to make yourself some tea as the pancakes cook. You help yourself to a packet of Steve’s favorite Earl Grey blend and then reach for a fun little Garfield mug in the corner of the center kitchen cabinet.

There seems to be no sign of Eddie this morning so you can be as obnoxious as you want in the kitchen. You didn’t want to face him, anyway. After the awkward ordeal in his van.

“I can’t get involved with a coworker… it’ll open up another can of worms.”

Your boss’s busy life continues beyond work. Eddie usually leaves Hellfire at 6:00 pm on the week days, and makes pit stops at the grocery store and a mobile home park called Forest Hills until 9:30. So, during this time, you and Steve get takeout, watch some shows, and mess around while he’s gone. By the time Eddie is home, the house is technically asleep.

But now it’s a new day and the whole house is awake. And it’s a 50/50 chance Eddie is still home and about to catch you in the kitchen again.

A loud, obnoxious yawn startles you in place.

“GOOOD MORNING, HAWKINS!” Eddie roars while he stretches, marching his way into the kitchen.

There it is.

Of course Steve is still getting ready in his room when Eddie makes his debut. This essentially volun-tells you to acknowledge him.

Eddie flashes a curious glance your way as he saunters in, trying to come up with something to say to you because, he too, knows that this is awkward.

“Good morning, Hargrove,” Eddie attempts with you.

“Hey,” you mumble without looking at him.

Five days since he told you he couldn’t mess around with a colleague. Six days since he was doing exactly that. How could anything be normal again?

And the fucked up part is that you think about him still. The way he wrapped his arms around you and how you two swayed so comfortably in place. The way he smiles against your skin when he says something to make you blush. And you dwell on your shared trauma — his mom passing, his abusive father, his piece of shit brothers. It’s like you’re from the same universe, but at the same time worlds apart.

And now you’re, aggressively, dipping your tea bag in and out of the hot water as you think about Steve’s face when you told him about Eddie. And wanting to include Eddie. Oh how broken Steve must’ve felt. The fact that he was still willing to be your friend with benefits knowing you’re also attracted to his roommate and best friend stuns you every time. But you suppose at least some pussy is better than none.

Eddie’s eyes trail down to the mug you’re holding. You can’t really read his expression, but judging by how long he fixes his gaze, you know it means something.

“Like your mug,” is all he says.

“It stood out to me,” you explain. “I thought it was the coolest one in the cabinet.”

“Mm.”

Eddie roams carefully around the kitchen, almost if he refuses to take up space around the same time you do. He settles for a banana, fiddling around with it as he eyes you intently.

“Are you coming in today?” Eddie questions you.

“Yeah,” you shrug. “If you need dancers.”

“Of course I do,” he gives a weak smile. “You ladies keep Hellfire afloat. I wouldn’t be here without you all.”

You finally look at him. Like really look at him. Eddie’s tired eyes light up at the connection. You really want to be mad at him, fall into his arms again, but you can’t. Nonetheless, you choose to stand your ground until he apologizes.

“Okay,” you nod. “I’ll come in.”

“Awesome,” Eddie attempts a smile.

“Awesome,” you give him a tight smile back.

“Thanks.”

“Anytime.”

When he realizes there’s nothing left to say, Eddie gathers his paperwork and the rest of his daily belongings before shuffling out the door. And like clockwork, that’s when Steve emerges from his room, with an outfit and hairstyle on the complete opposite side of the spectrum, ready to start his day.

“Hey, cutie!” Steve cheers as he makes his way into the kitchen. “Aw, that’s Eddie’s mug. His mom gave it to him before she died. He refuses to get rid of it.”

“Oh…” you said. “I had no idea. That it was his mug, I mean.”

“Wouldn’t blame you,” Steve shrugs as he gets some plates out for the both of you. “Dude usually doesn’t let anyone touch it so it typically stays tucked away. I’m surprised he let you use it this morning.”

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#Steve harrington smut #Steve harrington apologist #Steve harrington x reader #Steve x reader #steve harrington one shot

[lvxybby]

"I still love you" Kai Anderson x Reader

warning! Drug use. Alcohol use. Self Harm. Dark topics. Abuse.

He slammed you against the shelf In the living room, a vase crashing down as you hit it. "Why won't you just shut up! It's always "kai, kai, kai" Just Shut the fuck up!" He yelled at you. Tears streamed down your face.

"Why don't you love me anymore!" I yelled at him. His hand was quick to slap me. "Go upstairs! I better not see you for the rest of the night!" He yelled at me. I quickly ran upstairs and slammed the door on him. Tears fell from my red, puffy eyes. I was ugly. Ruined. I felt like trash.

I scratched my arm at the thoughts. Small dots of blood showing up in my red, irritated skin. It wasn't enough. I needed more relief.

I held my phone in my hand as the familiar number was printed across the screen.

"I thought I wasn't going to hear from you again" she spoke.

I rushed down stairs, grabbing my car keys in my hand. I heard the basement door open. I knew it was Kai. I didn't let him stop me. I opened the front door and slammed it shut as I got into my car. I quickly started it and backed out, I needed relief.

I started doing acid in high school with my best friend Jamie, she was the king pen. We went on the train tracks everyday and did all types of shit. Smoked pot, huffed whipped cream cans, drank, and did acid.

Till I went to college.

I met Kai there, he was sweet, I hung out with him so much, I forgot about Jamie. Soon my addiction stopped.

Me and Kai got together not long after. I've been with him since. But he's changed. He's cold, quiet, and filled with rage.

I pulled up to the park. I walked past the gates and into the back, where the tracks were.

"Hey!!!" I heard as I walked up the small hill to the tracks. A smile plastered across my face. "Hey Jamie!" I said laughing. I sat next to her. She handed me a bottle of vodka and got her a cigarette out.

"Tell me everything"

I did. I told her about how Kai hits me, how he cusses and spits at me. How he's changed.

We passed the bottle back and forth between each other. "He sounds like a pussy to me." She said rolling a joint. I laughed a bit, I was drunk. Super drunk.

She took the joint between her fingers and lit it. She took two puffs before passing it to me.

She talked about her brother and her new job. She was in the middle of a sentence when I cut her off.

"I started harming again..." I blurted out. Her eyes widened "fuck.... Are you serious?" She asked. "Yeah.... Earlier... I... Scratched my arm raw." I said taking a hit from the joint.

She sat in silence before digging in her purse for a moment. She pulled out a computer duster can. "You need more than a joint".

I stuck the can into my mouth. Huffing the contents. I laughed loudly. My head felt heavy. I pushed the can into her chest. "Your turn!" I shouted. She pit the can into her mouth and took her turn. She slapped her thigh as she fell over laughing. "I Hear this Wooooowww sound!" I said as I laughed more I fell over beside her.

"Your-yourr phones ringingg" she slurred I sat up to see my phone lit up. Kai's contact. I picked it up and shushed her. "Yeah?" I asked as I answered the call. "Where are you?! It's been 4 hours since you left!" He shouted through the phone. I couldn't help but laughing. Jamie also bursting out in laughter. I was quick to shush her "shhh shhh be qui- be quiet!" I said going back to my phone.

"I'm sorry-"

"Who are you with"

"Kai... It's.... I'm... An adult... So-" I was cut off by Jamie snatching my phone "IT'S JAMIE, PUSSY BOY" she shouted before hanging up. She handed me back my phone. "Problem solved." She said laughing.

She handed me the can again, I quickly huffed it. I felt numb. I laughed as I reached for the bottle of vodka.

I tipped the bottle into my mouth. I chugged the bitter drink. "Y/N. What the fuck are you doing!" I heard the familiar voice say. I swear only a minute passed. "Oh shit" I hear Jamie shout. I heard her stumble to get up before she took off.

I felt his sharp grip. Suddenly everything came out.

I sobbed.

Loudly.

I tucked my knees to my chest.

Everything. Came. Out.

I snatched my arm from his grip and pulled it to my head. I dropped the bottle of vodka. I felt weak. My stomach burned. I felt pain. But all at once, I felt numb. Like the world stopped. I didnt hear anything. Not a car. Or a leaf falling to the ground

His hand went to my back. He slowly rubbed it. He looked at my arm. It was dark but he could still see where I scratched myself. He let out a sigh.

"Why?" He asked.

I didn't reply. I felt terrible.

"I'm sorry" I mumbled. "For... Being in the way... And bothering you... And.... Being stupid" I cried. More tears flowed down my face. "I'm sorry for being a disgrace. I'm sorry for embarrassing you. I'm sorry for making your life shit!" I shouted.

"But I still love you..." I whispered. "I love you so much..." I cried. I felt him move in front of me. He cupped my face and made me look at him. "You aren't a disgrace. Or embarrassing. Or stupid. You don't make my life shit. You may bother me, you may get in the way. But we can work past that. I love you too... But this...is...we worked so hard to get you over this. And you came right back to it..." He spoke. His hands rubbed my cheeks. He pressed a kiss to my forehead.

"You... Could have gotten hurt...i don't want that." He said picking me up. I was limp. I couldn't feel anything. Tears flowed down my face.

He carried me back to the car. He set me in the front seat. "I'll have winter come get your car tomorrow." He said walking around to his side.

Then we drove home.

A/N: this took so long and is probably one of my darkest stories. I will probably make a part 2. It will most likely be smut. Luv u <3

#american horror story #kai anderson #kai anderson x reader #american horror story kai anderson #evan peter #evan peters #drug usage #alcohol

[devilmen-collector]

Yaoi

NSFW

Pairing: Belial x Male MC

Warning: uh...yaoi/BL

The owner of the small manga store in Gehenna was stretching himself after a long time sitting on the chair when someone opened the door and stepped inside the store.

"Son of Solomon-

"Shhh..." You shushed the store owner. You are literally a celebrity in all of Hell so the moment you are recognized, you will be swamped by your demon fans, unless you are accompanied by a devil king or a devil from the 72, so you always try to be as subtle as possible when you go out, especially to do things that are not so innocent.

The store owner nodded, indicating that he understood what he must do. You nodded back at him before going to browse the manga in the store. It took you a couple of minutes to find the yaoi/BL section - your favorite genre.

You browsed through the titles in the section and began to read what interested you.

. . .

The more you read, the more you are turned on by the yaoi depicted inside those manga, even the thing between your legs are getting hard. You wish you could just buy these manga, but since the war was still going on, there was no safe place to put them, and you didn't want to see that irritating teasing smirk of Satan when he found out your masturbation materials.

"MC"

The sudden sound of a familiar hoarse voice made you jump and drop the manga volume in your hands.

"B-belial, y-you scared me!" You said, nearly to the point of shouting. But the devil before you only smiled, like he was enjoying experiencing a scene he usually sees from the anime.

Then Belial noticed the manga volume under the floor. You also noticed his gaze too, but you were much slower than a seasoned soldier like Belial and the devil was able to grab the manga before you.

"Wait, don't read it." You shouted but it was too late, Belial was already looking through the manga while you could only scream inside.

"Do you want to try it with me?" Belial said after finishing skimming through the manga.

"What?"

"The thing depicted in this." Belial said as calmly as possible, but there was red hue on his cheeks and his breathe had become a bit heavier than usual.

"W-what about Jj-?" It was only then that you noticed Jjyu hadn't been voicing Belial at all. You looked at Belial's horn and noticed Jjyu wasn't there.

"Don't worry, Jjyu got into an argument with the owner and they are still arguing at the counter as of now. All the other readers were attracted to the argument so no one would notice us."

It was then that you realized you had been too absorbed in the book to notice anything around.

You looked around and when you were sure no one was looking, you nodded.

"Alright, let's find some place where I can conjure up my space."

"No, you should conjure the space here." Belial said.

You were shocked at Belial's proposal but it made you excited at the same time. Your breathe began to feel heavy just thinking about it.

. . .

Belial pushed you onto the bed and his tongue began to travel on your body, the devil made sure to make you moan whenever his tongue licked through your sensitive spots.

"Your penis is leaking pre-cum." You heard Belial said just before you felt his tongue wrap around your manhood.

"Ah~" you began to moan as Belial was giving you a blowjob, while his right hand began to write on your body and his left hand found its way to your anus. One finger began to enter your butthole. He was preparing you for his huge dick. Soon a second finger followed as Belial stopped sucking your penis because he was afraid you would cum from too much stimulation, ruining the fun if you became exhausted.

"Belial, I want your cock...inside me." You said while panting.

Belial smiled with his tongue sticking out and he shoved his monster cock inside your hole.

As you were moaning and losing your mind with each thrust of Belial's cock, the demon commander grabbed both of your wrists and raised them up high so that he could see your armpits. His tongue then made a long lick from your armpit to your elbow.

"Beli-chan!" You called as his tongue was making your armpit wet "You are a hentai baka!" You teased him.

It was like he was turned on by your words, his cock inside you grow bigger and his thrust became rougher. You felt like his cock had reached a milestone inside you that it had never reached before.

"MC... everything about you is... delicious..." Belial then kissed you on the lips as one of his hands began to play with your penis.

"Beli-chan, I'm coming." You said, breathing heavily.

Belial did not reply with spoken words but with written language he wrote on your body. You could make out the words "Me too!"

"L-let's come together." You said as you reached out your hand, now released from the demon on top of you's grip, and grabbed his horn.

Your dick started to burst with the white liquid, which came all over your stomach, some of which got on Belial's sweaty chest. Belial thrust deep inside you at the same time and you could feel hot liquid from his cock filling your inside, which made you feel so good that you were sure that your dick cummed some more.

Though, soon enough, you could feel Belial's tongue on your stomach again.

"Your seeds...so delicious."

.

.

.

You, Belial and Jjyu who was now holding on to his superior's horn walked out of the manga store together. You could barely walked and had to lean on Belial to move.

"Are you alright, you shit-eating bastard?" You heard Jjyu asked.

"Thanks for your concern, Jjyu. It's just some minor hip pain." You replied, trying to smile while your hand wrote behind Belial's back "You are a beast", which made Belial smile.

.

.

.

The next day, when the customers walked in the manga shop, they saw new rules announcement at the counter.

Whatever you saw in the manga, please don't do it in my shop >:(

. . .

First time writing a smut >3<

I hope you guys like it :3

#what in hell is bad #whb #whb x reader #whb belial #whb fanfic

[lovebillyhargrove]

Continuation of this

Tommy

***

Alright, you know, Hawkins is a small dead water town, but it has its bright sides. It's pretty. The fields and the woods, especially in autumn. Have you been at the quarry? Not the Grand Canyon, yeah okay. Anyways, the view's breathtaking.

And sure, Hawkins is boring and stale and there's nothing to do, blah blah blah. Don't worry, you can always find a way to spend time here, and sometimes the fun is through the roof.

Hawkins High school parties? The best stuff. When hosted by the right people.

King Steve throws the most amazing pool parties in summer. The moment his parents are out the door, the place gets thrashed, in the abso-fucking-lutely most reckless teenage way possible.

Tina Brooks usually hosts a couple of soirées a year, been doing it since last year of middle school. The girl's meticulous about preparations - even prints out frigging flyers, for fuck's sake. Tina and Carol are best friends. Tommy doesn't need a flyer to know when a party's on and poppin'.

There's always a keg, and a huge bowl of blood red punch spiked to the point of tasting like pure fuel. Roy Dunston ends up drinking half the bowl, but then pukes it all out, beware.

Everyone sets sail on the Beer River, and if you look around closely enough, you might find stronger spirits hiding in cupboards.

The music booms. The crowd yells.

And, like, Harrington and he? They've always partied so hard. Always woke up next afternoon with amnesia wiping out half the previous night.

Hargrove, the new guy? He's a beast at it. Tommy's not normal about watching him chug down that keg. He's not normal about those tanned abs covered in beer and lust. He might follow Billy around like a faithful bulldog on a leash, that's cause they are bros now. It's not about the abs.

It's totally about them, and also the spit and the messy stupid mullet you fucking want to run your fingers through, and they way Hargrove puffs on that cigarette ..

But shhh Tommy's in control, no-one ever needs to know. Also, shut up dude. What are you even implying, is Hagan a fag?

Shut up. Watch your mouth. Or else.

It's just that lately he keeps getting this nagging feeling like there's a secret floating around, he himself isn't worthy of being let in on. He sometimes intercepts the way these two - the king and the beast - look at each other among the mish-mash of the dancing crowd. One time he knocked on a bathroom door, and whoever was inside, didn't open up for the whole of five minutes - Hagan almost peed his pants for fuck's sake - and when the door was finally flung open, there was Harrington, storming out, pissed as fuck, all red in the face, and Hargrove, angry as a bull, and Tommy was too drunk to demand an explanation. Or once or twice, he definitely saw these two sneaking off to the garden to smoke weed - Hagan is sure it's weed cause Hargrove has this dope Californian stuff - and it's like .. fine.

Just why didn't they call him to join?

Part 4 of Tommy I miss you

#harringrove #harringrove and tommy #billy x steve #tommy tommy tommy I miss you

[riacte]

I watched the new Precure All Stars F and it unironically slaps (and I have the insert song on such an unhealthy loop that I know it will show up in my Spotify Wrapped) so more Hermitgals Precure brainstorming ^_^

I feel like I mentioned this before but False is now rich. She isn't just the "cool responsible student council leader blue archer" trope, she's now also from a rich family. ("But this is just like Spopera-" "Yeah shhh I like that premise and it's convenient ^_^") Like, she lives in a mansion but she hides her upbringing so people don't think she's snobby.

The main reason why the plot needs a character with money is because of the dire housing situation. Three fairies with human forms. A redeemed villain. Where is everyone gonna live? Obviously, ojou-san False solves this with a snap of her fingers.

Cleo in my mind is also like... recovering from Joe's minor character death. So after their defeat and their transformation tool breaking, they move out and go to a new town for a fresh start. (Cleo is kind of based on Mami from Madoka Magica) And she lived in like a small apartment until she met the gang and False was like "yeah house time".

I think Cleo, Gem, Pearl, Iskall, and Ren end up living together? In a big house? Like the Nutts House in Yes 5? It becomes the base of their operations. Actually it'll be kinda funny if the big hermit house is in like the Symmetry mansion's backyard. A bunch of people leaving the Symmetry mansion to go to school every day. Rip Stress for living with her family in the arts and crafts store they own.

Speaking of human Ren, I want him to work in the school cafeteria like Syrup from Yes 5. He's the king of the Hermit Kingdom and wants to mingle with the "peasants" to widen his horizons or something. False gets him a job because she's the student council president and nepotism. Waiter Ren is like "everyone can get in line for me :D XD" and everyone is like "omggggggg he's so hot 😍". False excuses all the weird things Ren does by saying he's her penpal from a foreign country.

Gem and Pearl both deal heavily with the burden of being the Chosen One. Gem is a fairy who was granted a human / cure form because of the wishes of the Hermit Kingdom and she knows she's carrying the hopes and dreams of her entire kingdom. Meanwhile, Pearl was brainwashed by the evil Corporation to do their bidding because her inherent creativity and talent was so powerful that it was a threat. So Pearl knows she has the power to topple the Corporation. And it becomes a very real point of solidarity between the newcomers Gem and Pearl because the other three cures are normie humans. They're also like, non-humans, so they struggle to adapt to the human world together and go to school together. But they don't want to bother their other friends so they try to deal with it together 🥺🥺🥺

Gem is under so much pressure!! She's like the OP mid season addition to the team! Gem knows she has to Geminislay but what if she isn't as strong as everyone hoped? What if she lets everyone down? What if it was a mistake for the kingdom to trust her??

I want Cleo and False to be the healer type characters :D because they're usually characterised as the mean, assertive, blunt people? But in this AU it makes sense for them to also be healers. Cleo's powers are inherently connected to life and death (she kinda raised Joe from the dead or something like that), and after facing their failure from a year ago, Cleo is determined to protect her allies and is high on the defence.

Meanwhile, while False excels at ranged combat, she also... just wants everyone to get along. Cleo defends to protect, False fights to protect. Also since False is the careful one, it makes sense for her to watch over for everyone. Plus she's the one saving the fairies from being kidnapped. Probably number one cause of harm to Ren and simultaneously Ren's number one saviour.

This is also to contrast against Stress who is absolutely NOT the healer type. Stress is brash, impulsive, loud, and rushes into combat with her bright pink fists. She smashes everything apart to prove her point. Stress is a monster. She's terrifying. And wears bright pink.

Thinking about evil Ren arc again. But the "evil" is from himself— his trauma of losing his father, his kingdom in ruins, and now his best friend Iskall is in a coma (yeah this happens). Ren has always tried his best to be optimistic because he's the only heir to the kingdom and he has to be strong for literally everyone, but he's also like the character trope who smiles to hide their pain. He's silly and goofy on purpose. But then when Iskall is out of commission, Ren loses it and starts spiralling (which is what usually happens when Ren loses one of his green people). His hair starts turning grey. Then his skin. And finally his eyes turn an unsettling green— the colour of the emeralds. Good King Ren has corrupted himself into Bad King Ren.

Ren also unleashes a beast form which is basically a big terrifying shadow wolf (kind of like the Wolf from the webtoon Four Leaf? It's a cute and colourful webtoon about magical girls based on the tale of the Red Riding Hood, it's ending soon so it's a great time to read it!). He's not evilised by the evil Corporation (unlike villain Pearl / possessed Stress) and he's still himself (unlike False's evil reflection). So they don't know how to to fight him / bring him back.

Gem, as a resident of the Hermit Kingdom, starts a "coup" against Bad Ren (like Soup Group-ish). She's like "I want the best for my kingdom, and unfortunately our king isn't in his right mind". The cures fight Ren and try to make him snap out of it.

Cleo knows what it feels like to lose a friend so she has a long conversation with Ren about grief and moving on

And False, the ruthless warrior False, decides not to fight. Because she remembers picking up a soggy sad pathetic Ren in the rain during their first meeting. Ren is still sad and pathetic to her. She can't bring herself to hurt him. It's as simple of that.

Everyone else: You're insane. You can't save him with the power of love.

False: Yeah but I don't wanna fight the shadow wolf. Like, this is Ren. And how much damage can Ren do? The guy who falls down when he tries to open a door? C'mon guys. It's alright. This is just an eldritch horror that we have never encountered and don't know how to purify. This is fine.

Shadow wolf Ren: 😡

False, stretching out a hand to pat shadow Ren: There, there. I'm not scared of you. You're just Ren. You're still Ren ^_^

Shadow wolf Ren: ...🥺?

(This is a metaphor about False embracing all sides of Ren, not just his silly charming likeable side, but his insecurities and grief and pain. Because while Ren puts on a strong face for everyone, False met him at his lowest point and he can't hide that from her.)

Once Ren is purified, he feels deeply guilty about hurting his friends (and not having done anything productive to heal Iskall) and everyone goes awwww it's fine Ren we love you still <3 (even if you're kind of useless and annoying)

Ren, sad and sniffling: I am STEPPING DOWN as heir and Lady Cleo can take the Tiny Crown of the Dog—

And they all shut him up before he does anything worse. Gem is like "yeah we wanted to defeat your evil form but we didn't want you to ABDICATE-"

#hermitgals #precure au #long post #the all stars song IS SO GOOOOD #ive listened to it the entire time i was writing this #also that all stars fight was SO FUCKING WELL CHOREOGRAPHED #everyone split off into attacks and teams... chefs kiss. this is my avengers endgame

[melon-cream-enmu]

Chapter 1

Cw: Inosuke's tail is scarred from fishers nets and hooks, implied he's been injured fighting in the past. That's all. Female reader

Once again, thank you to @firelillys for their headcanons and @cornfleaykes for their art for giving me inspiration for this series!

It's not that he particularly liked the sea, it didn't really have anything for him. But he hated the courts, and the people of the kingdom grated his every nerve more and more these days. So 'escaping' upon his ship for hours on end was better than being in the palace.

Muzan closed his eyes and exhaled, the sun felt nice on his skin, warm in contrast to the cool salty air. He scoffs with a smile. He can admit that he enjoys this at least. He trails the sleek, stained wood of the rail he leans on as he looks out at the vast shimmering blue before him, the texture was once perfect, but is now slightly rough from wear. A pity, this ship wasn't cheap, yet another thing the courts had given him flak for, but at that time he hadn't cared. Truthfully, he doesn't care now either, he wanted a way to avoid them then, and it's granted him that whenever he wants it.

"Your highness," his lips pull down into a scowl, "the court is still awaiting your response. It would be best if you had an answer by the time we return home." This was ridiculous. He was no child, no prince, he was the king. What use did they have for a quuen that was so important that he must wed.

He sighs, lowering his head and running his hand through his hair, before turning and making his way to his quarters.

~~~

"(Y/n), are you sure we're allowed this far out?" You peek around a boulder before continuing on once you see the cost is clear. "Absolutely sure." Zenitsu squeaks as he hurries to catch up. "R-Really?" You nod without looking back at him. "I'm absolutely sure that I am NOT allowed out this far." He tugs on your tail, trying to make you stop, but all he gets is being dragged along. "(Y/n)! What if we get in trouble?! You're a princess, but I'm just some fish!" You scoff, kicking him off your tail and slowing to a halt finally.

"You are not just some fish, you're my friend. But you're also not a minnow anymore," his nose crickles when you poke it with your fingertip, "you can't be scared of every little thing, Zeni. Don't be a guppy." His cheeks puff as his face blossoms in pink. "I'm not scared! And I'm NOT a guppy!" Your lips purse as you nod along to his frantic rebuttal, your gaze shifting as you tune him out. As you do, you spot what you came looking for.

Human stuff.

The shipwreck you heard about. That Inosuke had told you about, while swearing he had no part in its sinking. You grab Zenitsu's wrist and pulled him down, interrupting his complaints. "(Y/n)! We shouldn't-" "Shhh! You don't know what might be down here!" That does the trick, as he covers his mouth with his free hand. You hold your bag tight as you pick up speed. It's a bit colder down here, and you'd bet if Zenitsu shivered any harder you'd hear his bones clacking.

The ship was smaller than others you've seen, and it looks newer. You already doubted whether Inosuke really had nothing to do with it's sinking, but now you're nearly convinced. Slowing down, you scan the area, and Zenitsu wraps his arms around your middle, head turning this way and that as he looks with wide eyes at the scene before you both. You approach the ship, peering in a porthole and, once you confirm nothing is inside, urge Zenitsu through it. He goes with a reluctant look, and you begin to look for abother way in, the porthole being too small for you.

"Over here!" Zenitsu whispers. You follow his voice to an open wall in the ship and swim inside. The walls are colorful, still vibrant, and ornate details curl about on fixtures and floorboards. With Zenitsu's help you pull and push at things, and lift and lower, collecting things here and there until something catches your eye.

A box. It's small, and soft to the touch, almost like the top of a jellyfish. You marvel at it, it's strange, and amazing! Zenitsu swims up beside you and stares at it too. "(Y/n), I think we've explored the whole thing..." You open your mouth to answer him when you hear a rush of water outside. He yelps and squeezes close to you.

"What was that!" A series of knocks interrupt you before you can calm him, and he cowers behind you. There's a deep rumble in the water around you and you reach behind you, placing your hand on Zenitsu's back. You may tease him, but he is younger, and has never left the kingdom besides when he's with you, so you are responsible for him. You keep your eyes ahead and stay on your guard. Having several brothers apart of the royal guard has taught you to stay vigilant. You swim back slowly, heading towards the entrance you swam in through. When you approach it you stop.

You feel a change in the water. Just the slightest movement, and kick your fin hard, turning yourself and Zenitsu, so that you face the opening. Just in time for a loud roar and a snap of teeth right before your face.

Your lips turn down and you glare. "Inosuke, that's not funny."

The merman before you cackles and falls to the sea floor beneath you, grey tail flailing as his cackles soon turn to howls of laughter. "No no, turn around, seriously!" You huff as you turn to look at Zenitsu, who's gone white in the face and looks like he might die of fright. You sigh and hold him as you sit in the sand, running your hand over his head. You slap the toughened skin of Inosuke's tail with yours.

"That was mean you know." The boys who's head lays in your lap seems to be calming down, moving off of your tail and sitting, looking at the ground. "Alright alright fine, I'm a big meanie shark!" It's not an apology, but Zenitsu and you know he means well. "Anyway, what did you find today princess?" You take off your bag, something Inosuke made for you a while ago, from fishing nets and something you're sure he pulled right off a humans back, 'those things they wear to keep from getting wet' he said. You dump it's contents and he rifles through, mumbling about thingamabobs and snarfblatts.

Inosuke knows so much because he's been captured by humans a lot, and has escaped humans a lot. Atop his head sits a pirate hat he stole along the way in his endeavors. His tail is scarred, and his fin has puncture marks from fish hooks, he even still has one, he claims its 'a trophy' of sorts.

"Oh this! I found it here, what is it?" You pick up your box and show it to him. Inosuke stares for a second before picking it up from your hand and...opening it, like a clam. "Oh these. They're for fighting." He plucks a circle of metal from inside the box. "You put it on your tail, above your fins, good for slappin, but this one's too small for any of us." He drops both the box and it's shiny contents and goes back to your bag.

You pick up your new treasure and gaze down at it. It's silver in color, with a bright blue stone that shines, even all the way down here. It really is small, it fits in the palm of your hand. You don't want to just leave it here, so you'll put it in your hiding spot and figure it out some other time.

Inosuke bites one of the munnies you found and mutters. "So, where's Gonpachiro?" Zenitsu pipes up from where he digs his fins in the sand. "Tanjiro is back at the palace, training." Something registers in your head, but you can't put your finger on it.

"Oh right, isn't there a ceremony today?" Inosuke remarks, half interested.

You groan loudly, and both boys look at you, startled.

"Oh gods the ceremony! Big brothers gonna kill me!" You scramble to gather your treasures and stuff them in your bag. You don't look to make sure the other two follow when you get up and swim off at a hurried pace.

~~~

"She's kinda cute isn't she?" Long nails caress the image of a girl tailed by two boys that fogs from a cauldron. "She's a no good, spoiled princess, who cares." A pebble flies in the direction of the haze, but a black tentacle swats it from the air. Another slaps the other hand away from the cauldron. Pale hands hesitate to reach for the image before them, but ultimately they pass through it, unfazed as it dissipates. The two eelmers lazing about turn and watch with a curious eye as the sea witch turns and retreats to his alcove in a blur of tentacles...

#cream slayer #toasted sugar cream #toasts this post due to the nature of the series as a whole #cream writes #cream fem

[return-of-a-space-cowboy]

🧚‍♀️ Anon

I love both your ideas for Thumbelina! (I can’t pick between Risotto and Diavolo, as it always ends as an internal struggle)

So what if Doppio brings Darling with him to meet his King, only for them to end up attacked by a huge and scary human (Risotto) only for Darling to push Doppio out of the way and gets captured to prevent the sweet and kind Doppio

Risotto is a Monster Hunter who hunts Monsters to sell them to the highest bidder, either dead or alive (Alive is a higher profit) with Fairies in very high demand, especially for their beautiful and exotic wings

Doppio promises Darling that he’ll come back for her with his majesty to save her! (And Diavolo is pleased with the results as it’s always been difficult for his poor Doppio to be treated kindly, so of course he’ll go and save Darling)

I can also picture Diavolo planning to having Darling marry him as payment since it’s dangerous for their kind to confront Humans (But not for him, but Darling doesn’t need to know that)

I also think it would be interesting if Diavolo and Bruno have the power to turn into the size of a Human (Because of their Royal Blood, as their significantly more powerful than their fellow kind) so they can just hold Darling in their palms

I kinda went a little crazy with this, but tell me what you think?

Yes I love the idea, also love the krumpus idea you sent today but I'll save that for Christmas for obvious reasons.

Small girl in a big world (yandere Bruno, Diavolo, Risotto X female reader)

Warnings: mentioned cannibalism

You stood by the ruler as your mother measured you.

“17, you've grown 3 centimeters since I last measured you. It feels like only yesterday when you were the size of my thumb” she exclaimed as she marked your height on the ruler.

You weren't like other humans, you were so much smaller even though you'd never met anyone besides your mother. You still remember waking up inside a flower with her staring lovingly at you. She'd always longed to have another child since her previous children were now all grown up with families of their own.

“(Y/n) would you like some tea?” She asked.

“Yes please” you replied before yawning. It had been a long day helping her. She was a toy maker, she'd even made you a little house of your own by the windowsill. You enjoyed helping her out by bringing her the small pieces she needed.

She came back with a small tea cup for you and you accepted it. Quickly taking a sip. After this you would certainly sleep well, you could already feel yourself dozing off.

🌷🌷🌷

You slept peacefully until you were shaken awake causing you to scream. A hand slapped over your mouth swiftly to silence you.

“Shhh, I'm here to rescue you” the perpetrator said in a soothing voice. You pulled his hand away.

“I don't need rescuing” you told them as you gained some distance. They were another person like you, only they were a tad taller and had a pair of wings that glistened in the light like those of the insects you'd see fly past the window. His skin was fair with hair as dark as the night and eyes as blue as the day.

“Then why are you here? especially without wings. You're an easy target for humans” he asked you, confused as to why you'd not leave such a dangerous place.

“This is my home, I've been here since my mother found me” you told him.

“You live here?” He questioned, still very confused.

“Yes” 

“Then where is your mother?” He asked.

“Around the corner, asleep in her room” you told him. He flew off quickly in that direction and came back shortly after.

“Your mother's human?” He asked.

“Yes, why is that important?” You asked.

“Tell me, how did she find you?” He said.

“She was gifted a flower, and I happened to be in it,” you told him.

“you are a fae like me” he told you as he took your hands in his.

“Fae? But I don't have wings like you” you replied, shocked by what he told you. You'd only ever heard of fae in fairy tales, stories that held no truth to them. Yet him being right in front of was true.

“Wings are not something you're born with, there is a ritual that one must partake in to gain their wings” he explained.

“If you come back with me you can earn a pair for yourself” he told you.

The promise of wings lit up your imagination. All things you could do with them, you'd be able to help your mother out so much more.

“How long does the ritual take? I'd really like to be back as soon as possible to help my mother” you asked that earnt a sigh from him.

“It only takes a few hours, unfortunately I can't let you back afterwards… it would put my people in great danger if humans were to know where we were” he told you. 

“I understand, then in that case I'll stay” you told him, you weren't going to abandon your mother just for a pair of wings.

“But don't you get lonely here? Stuck inside this house with no one except your mother” he asked.

“Well… it is,” you hesitantly confess. It was true, part of you did want something more than this, to go outside and explore the world but you had resigned to your fate. You knew it'd be far too dangerous.

“Back where I'm from we have a big community, you'd fit right in” he assured you.

Having other people like you. That'd be great. It tore you. You didn't want your mother to be sad and alone but you also wanted freedom.

“I think I need some time to think that over,” you told him. He looked disappointed.

“I understand… I'll come back in a week, please have your decision made by then” He told you before he began to fly but you caught his hand.

“I… I need more time than that, could you come again and tell me more about your kind?” You asked him.

“I'd love to but I can't keep coming back, it'd put me at risk” he explained. Oh how he wished he had more time to tell you all he could. But he could not trust the tightness of a stranger's lips. If you told your mother too much it could easily put his and his subjects lives at risk.

“Could I at least know your name?” You asked him.

“I'm sorry but I can not, if a human were to know my name it would be disastrous” he told you. Before he flew away.

‘For a human to know his name would be disastrous? How could that be?’ You thought.

Little did you know another fae had watched the encounter from afar. You were his, ripe for the taking.

🌷🌷🌷

You'd thought long and hard about what the fae had offered you during the five days since. You wondered what the fae lived like, would you fit in? But you couldn't just leave your mother, this was the only life you'd ever known.

You laid your head on your pillow, you should tell your mother about it. Tomorrow you'd tell her about what happened the other night.

Then you heard a light tapping on the window. You looked to see another fae, he looked distressed.

“I need your help ma'am” the fuchsia haired male pleaded. You pushed the window ajar for him.

“What's the matter?” You asked him.

“My master… he's been caught in a trap, I can't open it on my own” he explained.

“That's why I need help, I just need another person to open it” he continued as he grabbed your hand. You'd been told many times by your mother that the world was dangerous outside. But she'd also always stressed the importance of helping others in need.

“Hold on, how long will it take? If I'm gone too long my mother will worry” you told him.

“It won't take long, I promise I'll return you here as soon as we're done” he reassured you. Desperate to get you to help him.

“Ok” you said.

“Oh thank you so much” he lit up as he grabbed and hooked his arms under yours before lifting you up.

“Hold on tight” he told you as he flew off with you into the nearby forest.

You looked down in awe, so this is what it was like to fly. your hair flowing in the breeze as you watched everything fall behind as you both drew deeper into the forest.

He landed shortly after, his breathing labored.

“I'm sorry, we'll have to walk the rest of the way,” he told you through labored breaths. You nodded and followed behind him.

“So why were you inside that human house?” he asked.

“I was raised there,” you told him.

“That's strange… it must be terrifying having to constantly be hiding from humans” he commented.

“No, my mother is human,” you told him. He didn't know how to respond to that.

“So who's your master?” You asked.

“He's the fae king,” he told you. You stopped in shock.

“He's the king?” You exclaimed.

“Yes, that's why it's of utmost importance that we save him” he told you as he continued forward.

All of a sudden you felt something was off.

You caught a glimmer in the corner of your eye.

“Look out!” you yelled as you pushed the male out of the way. You felt yourself getting thrown around. Hitting a hard surface as you tumbled around. You laid on the floor feeling over the surface. It was smooth and cold and you felt a tremor you could only compare to human footsteps. You looked up to see large hands wrapped around what seemed like nothing. Even higher you saw transparent ridges holding a lid in place. You were inside a glass jar.

You rubbed your head, sure that a bump was forming. You tried to get a look at whoever had caught you but to no luck. It was gut wrenching as you sat in the jar, left to wonder what was going to happen.

🌷🌷🌷

“Doppio, you lost my meal?” Doppio was met with the scowl of his master. Diavolo The dark fae king who consumed other fae to sustain his own power.

“She had no wings yet you still failed to-” he  hissed but quickly stopped himself. He usually spoke softer to his loyal servant, however as of recently he'd struggled to procure himself an amount of fae that would satiate his ever growing appetite. Sure he had the people he ruled over but nothing would be done for him if decided to just eat them all.

“She saved me,” Doppio confessed, which earned a raised eyebrow from Diavolo. Doppio had a very special place in Diavolo's eye, not all were very kind to the weak boy but Diavolo made the exception. So hearing another had helped him with nothing to gain intrigued him.

“She saved you from what?” He asked.

“A hunter, she pushed me out of his way and got caught,” he explained.

In truth he hadn't fully made his mind up on eating you just yet, perhaps you'd be a fun little plaything since you'd caught the eye of the neighboring fae prince, a little thing to dangle at the prince to get his attention.

In any other case this would have simply been an unfortunate loss. Something he'd just let go. This however was different, you saved his beloved servant and held the key to him not only gaining a great amount of power but another kingdom too.

“Well go back out and find where the hunter resides, I'll have to reward her graciousness” he told Doppio.

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure #yandere x reader #yandere #fairy tale au #yandere risotto #yandere diavolo #yandere bruno #🧚‍♀️ anon

[iron-sides]

HI HELLO i have One small request, could you give me some desertduo fic recs? (like besides yours bc i just all of yours and it made me even Worse) im Unwell abt them

ok i assume u mean like in the life series since all my desertduo fics are life series but !!! i will also be suggesting grand opening of our hearts by @funkily just because well . its sweet i love gay people and fake dating what can i say ?

anyway here are some of my favs !! um heads up every fic i link you today most likely will be at least a little bit slash are because altho the romance isnt what interests me wrt desertduo it is like. very integral to my interpretation of their dynamic as tumblr user mcyt once said. they fucked in that cactus ring. also im sorting these into two categories namely works that make me crazyyy and man that fic sure is fun :) <- lying

works that make me crazyyy: (stuff that indirectly or otherwise inspired my own takes on these fuckers, iirc theyre all canon compliant or the canon setting) um . all of these come with a blanket warning for the canonical end of third life taken to its dramatic saddest including the fight in the cactus ring and grian killing himself, even if none of these per se involve anyone actually permanently dying they definitely get dark 👍 read the tags lol

fireworks exploding in the distance (this writer is just really good in general (altho i couldnt find a tumblr sadly) but this is my favorite lol) its soooooo well um yousee. scarian and grians resistance or otherwise to being touched (explodes)

when the tether snaps the anchor sinks by @eeriefeelingsat3amuwu listen dl!desert duo is sooo interesting to me and i just think this is a really interesting exploration of what the fuck is wrong with them

ashes by @raichett is like ok so first off this whole series is great im user subbed to this author but 2 im so obsessed w this fic i think about it constantly likeee. grian and guilt is such an interesting sort of Thing to me right like he does all this stuff and then he feels sooo guilty . and then he does it again anyway. i want to study him anyway !!! great fic :)

now okay so @sparxwrites sparxwrites is a rec as is because wow !!!! like you can tell when a person has had years to hone their class and sparx clearly has- beware of nsfw tho cos it definitely abounds lol. specific sparx recs, like, my favorites would be here i am, again which is just. its an au where grian and scar win together and this goes exactly as well as you expect :( also! yours were the arms (that the whole world was in) is a last life fic a mumscarian polyamory negotiations fic and its just really good ! i really liked it lol im not much of a last life girly but theres something to the way all these characters so clearly know each other better than we know them thats sooo good and its only 1231 words so its not too long to read in an afternoon so like go read it ! and then come !!!! about it with me bc its sooooooooooo well i dont even know how to say it or i would its great tho

ok now for fics thats are ust !! :) <- mostly they are less :) and more :(( but shhh these are slightly less thinky but no less mwah !! (+ less warnings (still read the tags) + they lean more romantic)

mad scientists can be a little hot. as a treat. by @romanocheese this is exactly what it sounds like, takes place just after grians triple kill w the tnt minecart in third life

coliseum by @artanogon is a steampunk au where pretty much everyone save dogwarts is allied trying to bring down the red king ! unfinished but the tension is sooo high like. the mystery, the suspense, ive literally watched third life i know how this ends and yet here i am on the edge of my seat waiting for each update !!

my heart has been half asleep all my life is a series by @sciencechicken + if i was reccing one fic from it that would be i dont think i could stand to be where you dont see me which is a double life fic that definitely belongs in the other category (grian assumes after scar spent all of DL episode 1 ignoring him that he doesnt want to be soulmates) however since im reccing the full series (its all so good im subscribed to it lol) + the literal second fic is vampire scar/blood drinking/making out... im putting it here lol but its really wonderful i enjoy it greatly

friend of the devil by @mochiwrites and @idioddyssey ok all of the series mochi does are great but this is the one im currently avoiding reading the latest update on because i am soooo invested and i have a terrible feeling something is about to happen . :((( regarding well i shant say because spoilers like i know its gonna be great im just nervous lmao anyway its a mumscarian crime au and it is a delight to read ! recently it has featured tubbo as scars office aide and also well i shant say (spoilers etc) but yeah very fun i really enjoy it :D

l'appel du vide by @pixelfun20 is basically what if grian right after winning 3l was plopped into hermitcraft! i just really enjoy this kind of premise tbh it hasnt been updated since last june sadly but its. a lighter???? read than what else is here! well maybe not lighter but fewer people die iirc

and last but not least: @atherix midnight series which is soooooo like well ok so its mumscarian kind of like fantasy au? featuring vampire mumbo socerer/elf scar and whatever the fuck is up with grian and well ok i am rooting for it to become mumbo/scar/grian/cub actually because well. read and find out? but just trust me ok this series is one of my favorites of the ones im currently following bc of the way it sets up and then pays off conflict-- like, grian'll do something i wont specify due to spoilers and immediately i know that by the time the fic is done there is going to be SUCH a nice catharsis about this !! also the plot of the dsmp is just kind of like playing out as a sidequest for scars adopted son tubbo which i love <- former dsmp girly moment

ok i lied im also gonna plug mochi's series solem et lunam really fast because i like it !! basically grian is the sun god mumbo is the moon god they have a forbidden romance until the unthinkable happens (read the tags !!) OKAY ACTUALLY BYE THIS TIME

#answered asks #HI AXE #btw sorry if anyone i tagged in this didnt want to be tagged just let me know and ill happily untag u :] i typically avoid tagging ppl bc #they might not want to be but im a nosy bitch wrt ppl talking abt my writing so i thought others might be as well lmao #fic recs #ficposting #sorry if this is a lot axe i am severely mentally ill !! #my thots

[purpleprincessonfyre]

We've seen Liane's 'ending' so to speak but how did she end up in that dark twisted tower to begin with? Here is the start of Liane's twisted journey as The Dark Fairy and a little bit of context in the Modern World too after Ethan discovers who's been digging up dirt on him.

OUAT AU - I'm The Problem, It's Me

Characters: Mal!Liane, Prince of Hearts!Ethan, The Dark Prince!Alexander

Also mentioned: Sleeping!Petra, King!Scott Summers, Belladonna St James

Themes: Depictions of violence, implied abuse

IB: Once Upon A Time, Maleficent and Antihero by Taylor Swift

The fae woodland was in tatters. Beautiful tall trees reduced to ugly stumps, the land torm up by footfalls, every sign of life and beauty was destroyed. Fairies lay dead on the ground, some on the verge of dying as a lone fairy walked through the wreckage, her large sweeping wings hanging limply from her shoulders as she tried to help her fellow fairies.

"Please, please be okay..." she whispered, scooping up an injured flower fairy. As she brought the fairy closer to her face she saw her struggling to breathe, fighting for her life.

"I tried to stop them...Liane I-"

"Shhh it's okay, I'll fix this. I'll find those men who hurt you."

"No Liane, please...don't stoop to their level."

And as the Fairy took her final breath, she slowly went limp in Liane's hand. A rage started to build up inside her as she gently placed her fellow fairy down on the ground, fire in her eyes as she surveyed the land she called home left to die. She screamed, an earth shaking scream that sent ripples of fire across the barren landscape, the ruined stumps set ablaze and the ground burning around her in lavender flames. The men would pay dearly.

----

Liane St James heard the doorbell in the middle of an episode of Grey's. She paused the TV and got up to answer the door and saw Bella's biological father Ethan standing on her doorstep, his jaw set, his green eyes boring holes into her head. Liane gulped and smiled nervously.

"Surprised to see you here, Mr L-"

"You've been spying on me?"

"I-"

"I went to your office to ask if you wanted to go and get coffee and saw all these pages on your desk about me and my 'chequered' past. Care to explain?"

"Ethan I-"

"I should've known. Everyone in this town is crazy! You just want to get rid of me, don't you? So you get Belladonna all to yourself-"

"Ethan!"

Liane yelled, that firey rage building up inside again like a furnace. He stopped, his eyes cold with contempt. She stepped out of the doorway to let him inside so she could explain. She was going to tell the truth. It was the least she could do after her actions got him thrown in a cell downtown. She offered him a drink but he stayed silent, sitting at the table, waiting for an explanation. Liane sighed and sat down across from him, ready to talk.

"It's a long story."

-----

Liane took to the skies in search of someone she had hoped to never cross paths with again but that she knew could help her in her needy hour. She no longer wanted justice or peace. She wanted revenge. And she knew just who could provide it to her. She scoured the skyline until a dark castle came into view, a torn flag flapping in the battlements. The Castle of the Dark Prince.

Liane landed at the gates and demanded an audience with the Dark Prince, threatening the guards with a scorching fate if they denied her. Just as the guards tried to attack her, the air turned cold as a figure appeared in a high up window of the castle.

"Men! Let the Dark Fairy in. We have business to discuss." Came the voice, laced with venom, as the guards opened the gates to let her in. As Liane entered, the Dark Prince himself, Alexander appeared at her side.

"My my you've grown...not such an ugly duckling now are you my dear?"

"I assume you know the reason for my visiting?"

"That I do....you poor thing. All those dead fairies and trees, humans are truly scum of the Earth. But you don't want them back...you don't want your home back. You want to watch them suffer....that I can help with gladly." He smiled, his teeth looking rather malevolent in the dim candlelight.

The Dark Prince led her to a tall tower filled with magical objects and such, directing her to a chair and then sat down himself, playing with a very dangerous knife playfully.

"Revenge is a delicate matter. A massacre would certainly be fun but do they even deserve death? That would be over and then there would be no way for them to suffer. I have just the thing." Alex stood up, walking towards a cabinet of cursed objects and pulled out a rather wicked looking spindle. Liane eyed it with awe.

"Poisoned?"

"Cursed my dear, not poison. No the fate of the poor soul who pricks themselves on this will be far more painful. A sleeping death, where they are still alive but are locked in a living nightmare but can never, ever awaken! But who do we curse? The king? His wife? Or his precious heir..."

The Dark Prince turned to a globe sat atop his table and waved a hand over it to reveal a sweet young princess playing in a garden happily, no older than at least 10, running around gaily with her maid.

"The Princess? She's just a child!"

"Her father ordered his men to destroy your land and your people! Why should his daughter have peace and happiness?"

"I..." There was doubt in the Dark Fairy's eyes so Alexander changed tactics, offering her a smile and taking her hand.

"I will give you much more than this curse if you want to do this. This crystal ball will give sight on anyone in the world instantly. This cloak will hide you in plain sight anywhere. And this staff will grant you some simple spells to convince others you have more power than they think."

"But-"

"You want revenge, right?" Alexander muttered, his eyes turning dark. Liane nodded, rage still blazing in her eyes. He smiled, knowing he'd got her. He handed her the spindle.

"Now I don't do any of this for free so I will need something from you...you probably won't miss it. You understand right?"

Liane nodded, blinded by her hunger for revenge as The Dark Prince circled her carefully, pulling out his blade swiftly. His grin turned wicked as he eyed her body, his gaze landing on her beautiful feathered wings.

"Now those...should do nicely. They'll look beautiful on my wall. Easy, right? And if you succeed then you can come and get them back, instantly. But if you fail...you work for me. You will do as I say, when I ask, no questions asked. Do we have a deal?"

"We have a deal, sir." Liane uttered, taking hold of Alexander's outstretched hand, shaking it as the contract was sealed. He was still grinning as he brandished his knife devilishly.

"Don't you worry, you won't feel a thing..."

------

"And he's been blackmailing you ever since? Shit...."

"Well not blackmailing just-"

"You're a lawyer. That's blackmail right there. Why didn't you tell me?"

"Because he's the most powerful man in town. He could take away everything I love so easily, you don't understand!"

"He's a monster-"

"Ethan..."

"No he is! Holding something like that against you all these years later? We all make mistakes!"

"I know..."

Liane swiped away a tear from her cheek harshly, wishing the ground would just swallow her up. That twinging sensation ran down her back again like knives in her spine. It never seemed to stay for too long but it would show up every so often like a curse. She winced in pain and this time Ethan noticed. His eyes were full of concern as he watched her stumble to the cupboard for pain killers.

"Are you alright?"

"Fine, my back's playing up."

"Do you have arthritis or something?"

"The uh...the doctors don't actually know. I got tested a bunch years back but they never found out what causes it. I'm fine really." She rubbed her back, swallowing down pills quickly as she got back to her chair.

"You need to tell him no."

"I- what?"

"You need to tell him! Say you quit or you're done with this shit, you clearly don't enjoy prying. He shouldn't have this power over you for God's sake!"

"But what if he threatens me again?"

"Do you really care if he releases that information?"

"No..."

"Do you think Bella will care?"

"No."

"Then maybe you shouldn't care. This town is tight, they won't shun you for this. You're only human."

Liane's eyes filled with tears again as Ethan took her in his arms and hugged her gently, careful not to hurt her. This town was out to get him, but now he knew who was the ringleader. And he wouldn't hold it against his daughter's adoptive mother any longer.

-----

Liane awoke inside a dark room, dimly lit by a few smoky candles. As her vision adjusted she started to see the crystal ball on a table, the cloak hung on a stand, the staff leaned against the dirty bricks and a number of bottles and vials lining the wall. As she tried to stand she suddenly felt strangely lighter than usual, struggling to keep her balance. As she reached for her wings to try and steady herself she felt nothing but two jagged stumps on her back, the edges raw. And then she remembered the deal.

Tears filled her eyes as she struggled to her feet, taking hold of the staff to steady herself, looking out the window. She was now surrounded by a thick dark forest of trees and briars, in a tall tower that was just for her. She'd given up her wings for revenge. So now she had to hold up her end of the deal. She looked at the crystal ball and whispered to it.

"Show me the Princess Petra."

The ball filled with smoke and revealed a young Princess surrounded by gifts and guests, giggling and smiling. Her tenth birthday. The King was smiling too, grinning like the cat that got the cream. That made Liane's blood boil. Her eyes turned dark as she slipped on the cloak and looked at the staff.

"Take me to the Royal Castle of King Scott."

In a flash she appeared in the centre of the party, the guests falling quiet, the birthday girl turning to face the new stranger, the King's blood running cold as he saw the eyes under the hood, horns jutting out of the hood.

"Well well, what a glittering assemblage, Your Majesty. I'm quite disturbed to have not received an invitation to the darling child's birthday..."

"You weren't wanted, you vile woman!" The King spat, urging guards to approach.

"Ah ah, manners. I too wish to bestow a gift upon the sweet child. Before the sun sets on her 16th birthday...she will prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and fall into a sleeping death! From which she will NEVER awaken!" Clouds of magic and smoke swirled around her as she raised her staff, the spell sticking to the young Princess as she spoke.

"Her only chance of waking...if she receives true Love's kiss! Enjoy what few birthdays you have left little Petra!"

"Get her!"

But as the guards descended on her she disappeared again, back to her tower. Now she had to wait. She really hadn't thought this through. But True Love's Kiss didn't exist so she would succeed. And as far as The Dark Fairy knew, everything was going according to plan.

Meanwhile, back in the dark castle, Alexander surveyed the scene from afar, smirking to himself at the Dark Fairy's actions.

"Poor naive fairy. If only she knew..." muttered The Dark Prince softly, stroking Liane's wings gently. And then he broke into a laugh, a cruel laugh that echoed through the entire castle. She wasn't going to get away that easily.

Hope you enjoyed! Stay tuned for the next part of Liane's Villain Arc where the tables are going to turn rather quickly....

Tagging: @gcthvile @jackiequick @blueboirick @rooster-84 @cherrysft @meiramel @missstrawbs2001 @askstevella @ask-missparker @ask-starrk @therealdaydreamstark @thechoooooosenone @wizzzardofoz @finlayholmes @rickb-chaos @luna-d-marsh

#liane felton #liane's blog #askliane #marvel roleplay #violet pyre #ethane #ouat au #ouat #once upon a time #maleficent au #liane x ethan #amanda seyfried #ben barnes #richard madden #oc roleplay #fantasy au #taylor swift lyrics #antihero taylor swift #midnights

[officalroyalsofpierreland]

A New Adventure

Private Tarmac, Edinburgh, Scotland

???: Madame Hortense, Welcome to Scotland Your Imperial Highness. I hope your plane journey was pleasant

Hortense: Thank you...Who are you and where is the Duke?

???: I am Lord Callen MacDonald. His Royal Highness apologizes for not being here. The King's Council meeting was running a little long. He asked me to escort you to Holyrood. Hortense: Very well Lord Callen.

King's Office, Holyrood Palace, Scotland

Prime Minister(in the floral dress): Your Majesty, what are you going to do about the impending visit of the French Emperor's sister? King Alexander: Due to the...hubub that the Duke has caused, the official narrative is that Madame Hortense will be staying in the nation as the private guest of myself and the queen. We will not comment on any activities Her Imperial Highness and Oliver will get up to...right Oliver? Oliver: We will remain discreet. She will however be my date to the a charity ball for the Children's Hospital and the Paratroopers Ball, both later in her stay. King Alexander: You heard the Duke. We will also increase security at the request of the French Security Office. Now...I believe time is up Prime Minster: Sir...I have a few more items...for your attention only King Alexander: Very Well, Oliver is dismissed. Oliver: Thank you Papa.

[Oliver runs through the palace]

Callen: The palace was actually inspired by some French and Pierrelander Palaces...clearly not to the standard of both empires- Hortense: I do like the interior...it feels more quaint...it seemingly exudes the kindness that the Duke has told me about. Oliver: HORTENSE! Hortense: Oliver?

Oliver: How was your flight? Has Callen behaved himself? Are you alright? Does Louis hate me now? Hortense: Shhh, Mon Prince...The flight was fine. Lord Callen has been a gentleman. I am feeling much better and I do not think Louis hates you...just disappointed.

Oliver: I'm so sorry...I promise, this trip will have no hiccups and no scandals...you will be able to relax Hortense: Thank you Oliver Oliver: I have missed you. Hortense: And I, you.

King Alexander: Ahh, Madame Hortense! Welcome to Holyrood Palace and Scotland! Apologies for keeping Oliver from greeting you at the tarmac...his recent incidents required him to have an extra tongue lashing from the Prime Minister Oliver [groaning]: Papa

Hortense: It is quite alright Your Majesty. I'm sure everyone will put the incident behind them soon. Alexander: They will...soon something will take the public's fancy. I believe you and Oliver will be going to the country for most of your vist, which I must say, I'm a bit jealous [chuckling] Sadly the Queen and I have a couple more engagements and business before we will join you both in the area. But with that, I hope your stay is refreshing and relaxing Your Imperial Highness. Those like us need a break from...the stress of things ruling every once and a while. Hortense: Thank you Your Majesty. @empiredesimparte

#officialroyalsofpierreland #story #sim: oliver #sim: hortense #continuous collab #empiredesimparte

[ticklishraspberries]

Hey! If you still do DN (deathnote) asks, I have an ask for you!

How did Light or Misa ever find out L was ticklish? Do you have any headcanons?

Hello!! I’m always down to do headcanons for most of the fandoms I post about, lol, so no worries!! I have done a bunch of Death Note headcanons that you can find here, but I’ll try to give some specific ones for this scenario!!

so, maybe it’s during the Yotsuba-arc - i’m specifically imagining the scene where Misa is all excited that L referred to her as a friend and like holds his and Light’s hands lol

and the three of them end up spending much more time together (mostly because of the handcuffs, but partially by choice) and misa is a generally more touchy, playful person, so maybe L makes some sarcastic comment and Misa pinches his side in response

Light is confused when L makes an odd, high-pitched sound and practically jumps off the couch, jostling the handcuff chain and making Light streak ink across a page of data

Misa is laughing hysterically, L looks more spooked and awkward than ever, and Light is deciding that if he were truly Kira, he’d have killed them both by now because they’re getting on his nerves (but like, /pos bc Yotsuba!Light was lowkey a simp at least for L)

Misa finally stops laughing long enough to explain that “Ryuzaki is ticklish!” and Light can’t help but smirk because he’s pretty sure that L is blushing and it’s all too satisfying (and kind of cute but SHHH)

I don’t think Light is really the type to engage in that unless it’s initiated first or because he has a big fat crush on L and likes his laugh

Misa, however, finds it hilarious and also pretty cute, so she’s always poking and prodding at L who has no clue how to react and just clams up and giggles and never strikes back until Light says something about it, and then he sort of remembers that it’s an option to fight back (king of social skills) and then he would on occasion

having both L and Misa in a tickly mood though occasionally fares very badly for Light, because the two of them decide to form a truce in the name of bothering Light

#dnhc #raspberry hcs #death note #l lawliet #light yagami #misa amane #death note tickling

[rukia-writes]

Ignore this if you’ve already answered something like this, but I’m curious to know your opinion on it.

The gods are used to being worshiped for what they do and what not..I wonder which gods would be ones to be worshiping their s/os. Like, not just in the bedroom.

Especially if the s/o is pregnant with their child- I wonder how worse it would get.

Warnings: mentions of pregnancy

Hercules is loves his beloved so much. He worships them either in private or outside. It doesn’t matter to him though and he doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

Hercules revolves around his beloved. His beloved is the sun and he’s just happy to be around them. (See picture above 👆🏼) once pregnant he’s so sweet but very protective of them. He’ll do his best to make sure the pregnancy goes smoothly also he likes to kiss their stomach. 🎀 he really likes to do that especially late in the pregnancy.

Yet another god who believes his s/o is the sun and everything revolves around them. He’s like to worship his s/o privately, he’s the god of the underworld. However, he’s not afraid to compliment them in public. If his s/o thinks the worship stops because they are pregnant it only increases, he too likes to kiss their beloved’s belly when they are pregant. Compliments and is just really tender with them 🎀

A king really🎀🙇🏼‍♀️

Ares is really sweet and would love to worship his s/o outside infront of everyone but Hermes. Ares doesn’t want to picked on more than he already is. Ares has a few pet names like “sweetie” mainly sweetie might sneak a “honey” in there. But only in private. When his sweetie is pregnant all they have to do is breathe and Ares compliments them. 😭 he’s so sweet. Cravings? Nothing is too weird for Ares.

Everyone knew this was coming. 😭

Thor is silent worshipper. Like Hercules and Ares, his s/o is the sun ☀️ and everything else follows. Thor’s form of worship is silent but his s/o can expect cuddles and a few words of love. Also, whatever his s/o wants they get. Now, once his love is pregnant Thor is very protective. Again, while Thor is somewhat quiet he likes to rub his s/o belly and try to talk to the baby. 😭 if his beloved tells him the baby can’t hear him, Thor will debate them with “I saw the baby kick.” 🎀

While Shiva is used to getting praise he likes to give it as well. His beloved means the world to him and he lets them know, publicly or privately. If his beloved is feeling down about something Shiva will make sure their head is held high. Kisses and winks Shiva has no shame. 🎀 once his beloved is pregnant, like Thor, he likes to talk to his s/o belly and while giving a series of compliments. 🎀

This bitch. 🎀🙇🏼‍♀️

Aphrodite has no shame, I’m sorry. Her beloved is worshipped daily. While she does expect it in return no one really does it like Aphrodite, she’s sweet and will worship her beloved infront of whoever. Compliments. “You look so cute today, (Name).” Has her golems get whatever her beloved wants while she cuddles with her beloved. Aphrodite is aware of the rollercoaster ride of emotions one has when pregnant and Aphrodite is all for it. Never leaves their side and worships more than ever. Kisses and hugs and compliments all of it. 🎀

Hermes worships his beloved privately, however it’s not because he’s embarrassed or anything, he just needs silence so he can play his music that he wrote for them. Which is a whole book of songs 🎀 Once his s/o pregnant a few things change. More compliments and he prefers to do the chores. He likes the pregnant glow, shhh 🤫🎀

🎀Rukia-Writes🎀

#ror headcanons #snv headcanons