#he took offense to that

[nightdrawz]

If you're from space why do you look like a stick(man)? Don't say you don't know, unless you stupid

🌠: like those annoying unrealistic green…things?!???

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#he took offense to that #anyway #this *is* a stickfigure universe so not sure what elese hes supposed to be xD #ALSO I CANT PROCREAT ANYMORE AND IM DYING #sniff #imma try to answer rest of the questions : #mb for the wait yall #art #my art #oc #oc art #Midnight🌠 #ask gay star guy #nightdrawz

[risingsouls]

" ....Cosplayer? "

#.:dash commentary:. #.:gohan:. #he took offense to that

[livwritesstuff]

‘Tis officially prom season in the US and I’ve been thinking about how that would go for Steve and Eddie and their daughters.

Steve might have managed to use his chronic migraines to weasel his way out of trips to the mall for the girls’ entire lives, but he suddenly finds himself conveniently immune when the girls ask him to run point on their prom dress-shopping crusade.

In the end, the most difficult out of their three daughters was Moe by a mile. Over time, Steve had gathered that all the dressing up surrounding formal events was a rare source of insecurity for Moe. She managed to avoid her junior prom (even though Steve knew she wanted to go, and she’d moped around the house that entire night). When her senior prom rolled around, Eddie and Steve conspired with Moe’s best friend Gray to make sure that Moe actually went this time.

That was when Steve got roped into dress-shopping with Moe, which didn’t see a strong start to begin with and ended in a total meltdown on Moe’s part about how much she hates dresses.

“So don’t wear a dress!” Steve told her from outside the fitting room, “Moe – nothing about this is that serious. If you hate dresses, wear a suit. Wear your damn basketball uniform. It doesn’t matter. What matters is you go and you have fun or whatever. Gray really wants to go, and you and I both know that Gray isn’t gonna go if you don’t.”

Apparently, that was the right thing to say, and Moe ends up wearing something along the lines of this (the tie is Steve’s, the lapel pin on the pocket is one of Eddie’s).

Robbie surprised Steve by actually being excited about prom. She’s not usually into that kind of thing (especially when it’s school-sanctioned), but she’s got all of Eddie’s flair for dramatics so maybe it actually kind of makes sense. She went into dress-shopping with a vision (“I’m thinking Kate Winslet’s red dress in Titanic meets Bride of Frankenstein” which, frankly, Steve didn’t think was possible) but she’s Robbie, so she had enough blind determination to pull it off. It takes twenty-two grueling hours over the span of two weekends, but she pulls it off.

Imagine a combination of this and this and that’s what Robbie finds (she also says, “It’s kinda vintage, right?” which kills Steve a little bit because, sure, maybe it’s similar to Erica’s prom dress in ‘93 – but since the hell when were the nineties vintage?)

Out of the three, Hazel was the one who looked forward to prom the most, especially after watching her sisters get to go for years, and she’s also the “girliest” (objectively speaking) – she loves makeup and pretty things and dressing up nice, so she was over-the-moon when it was finally her turn.

Steve went into dress-shopping with Hazel prepared for a long and painful battle just like he’d done with the other two, but then Hazel ends up falling in love with one of the first dresses she tries on, and suddenly Steve is like, “Wait-wait-wait, that’s it??? It’s over”. He definitely doesn’t appreciate the wake-up call that his littlest girl is practically all grown up.

Hazel is also the only one who goes to both her junior prom and her senior prom. She wears something like this to her junior prom and this to her senior prom, and Steve is a total mess both times.

#eddie took offense to the girls wanting steve’s help and not his #moe: it’s not personal. pop just dresses way better than you #steve: You hear that ed. there’s now an official statement that i’ve got good taste. #robbie: she never said that. she said you dress better than dad but he sets the bar pretty low. #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson

[jetsimpersonator]

I should've been doing my homework . Did another limited color palette drawing instead (with more colors this time though. Tbf. This is a bigger drawing)

#rain world #rw iterator #looks to the moon #jetsams gay hobby #rain world art #art #scheduling this for.... 5 tomorrow? #5 tomorrow. okay #but yeah I noticed that the limited color 5p drawing got much more popular than my other stuff #and like. #that drawing barely took an hour and was a result of me being bored in science class #and tumblr was like “ok we're taking that one and giving it to everyone” #but anyways ive just been getting more notifs from it recently #and i was like. #that was fun #i wanna do it again but with a character I like a little more #and so! moon this time! #no offense to 5p fans hes just like #not my fav #yk #rw looks to the moon

[aldasart]

years ago a cleric said to a tiefling "don't touch me!" And it spawned a long frienemyship. Now years later. The phrase is repeated....but between fwbuddies instead

#Dana #Vrey #Just for clarity on this one bc I'm having fun lol #Vrey (tifeling girl) tried to help Theo (beard boy) but he shook her off and she took GREAT offense and never forgot ever #And they both became gods (maybe). Vrey specifically one that can See things #Dana (dogthing) tried to comfort Tika (Hat Man) last session and he said the same thing. And the Players are the same people #So I thought this was fun bc our group of 7 obviously repeats some patterns between campaigns #What if each campaign was an AU but the players are like the OG forms and understand the continuity #So mine and X's characters are like people who find each other again and again and again ...l different dynamics but at the core they recog #Idk I thought it was cute lol. Our first serious campaign had everyone super bonded so I think it's nice #OH and the link is one of my many animatics. Ok that's my little dump hi friends hi whoever reads this ilu #You probs dont care ITS OKAY I'm glad you're here

[mostbelovedwwewrestlertournament]

My Dad grew up in the 80s and took major offense to the results of one of these polls

(He didn't vote, so he doesn't get to complain about the results, but I told him I would conduct this survey to prove it isn't a fluke)

#Hulk Hogan #this is the only result he took serious offense to #claimed that the low voting numbers meant that the poll meant nothing #and yet he's still brought it up once a week to complain ever since

[hhow-queer]

everything about this exchange is perfect

#the picture of edwardian offense #daisy’s mocking tone #‘he grapples with the concept of friendship’ took me OUT #jon’s little laugh at the end.. #oh how i love them #hhow listens to tma #tma #the magnus archives #jon sims #jonathan sims #alice daisy tonner

[box-box-blorbos]

FIA: *gives Lando a penalty for “unsportmanlike behavior”*

Ted Kravitz: BUT HES JUST A BABYYYY

#Ted being like he’s never done anything wrong ever in his whole life #the nicest young man on the grid #Ted took personal offense at that lando slander #he’s repping us! #lando norris #ted kravitz #canadian gp 2023 #f1 #formula 1 #well actually lando got compared to a puppy but same difference

[friedfriedchicken]

Alucard moved so fast and he looks so disturbed oml

#“Perhaps you're just an angry teenager in an adult's body.” #Go queen ily /p #Sypha Belnades #Alucard Tepes #He has taken more offense to this than anything Trevor has said #I needed to stand up and leave the room to digest this #Images I took with my phone held up to a screen: #FriedTalk #Castlevania #Netflix Castlevania

[catmanbowser]

Do you think cass would rip the red bat symbol off from red hood?

I mean, he got a new symbol, but, like, if he still had the bat symbol. So cass vs jason and it ended with her just ripping that shit up bcs even if she's aware its a mock symbol of the bat and that jason has his own way of doing vigilantism that differs from the rest of the bat affiliates, she would still do it just because she cares about what the symbol meant.

Tbh i just wanna see cass beat up jason bcs why not.

#But then again most of them has done criminal offense #but eh who cares #jason took that spotlight so he's the black sheep of the bats or something like that #i can see them havin g acommon ground after the fight. idk. im just making shit up...

[endiness]

hating jess because he lied about how he got a black eye is such you are not serious people behavior. like, "ohmygod a teenage boy lied about how he got hurt because the story is embarrassing to him!!! how dare he!!! pure evil!!!" like, calm down, lmao.

#jess mariano #gilmore girls #!txt: gg #also full offense but i will never understand how jess is the bad guy in that situation anyway #he was trying to make the best of a shitty situation w the whole dinner #and meanwhile rory was the one causing a scene #bc she came up w a conspiracy theory that jess got in a fight w dean #(and like continually took her ex bfs side over something that didn't even happen) #honestlyyy jess does not get enough credit for how much of rory's shit he put up with

[davyjoneslockr]

All Together Now top 100 Beatles songs survey countdown on the radio is like the same levels of stress and intensity as I assume the Super Bowl is for midwestern fathers named Dave

#real gamers remember when the whole thing was hosted by peter asher and it took like 28363 hours to get through #because he had deep lore about ever single song #i miss that ngl. no offense to the other djs or anything i’m just a devout peter asher stan

[mishy-mashy]

I got a BNHA fic about the OC who worked in a coffee shop and joined the Resistance, but there are three other BNHA fics right now

This one also takes place during the Resistance, but joining Kudo's cause was not exactly willingly

Featuring:

Bruce concussing the new recruit prospect upon first meeting

"You're - annoying!"

WHACK!!!

Kudo is no better with his knife

His hand was pushed back by a small knife nailing his hand to the wall, flung too fast to be humanly possible.

"GAH!!!"

"Your bedside manners are appalling," Bruce snarked, getting up from his chair.

"Shut up."

Bruce's Christmas gift is knowing the recruit is barely an adult

".. It's too sweet."

"Yeah, but you're a kid. You should be drinking sugary sodas and getting in trouble at school."

"How old do you think I am?"

"I was a university student, and you're younger than me," Bruce shot back without heat. "Not even 21, by my guess."

"I'm 19. I was studying to be an optician until Japan went to shit."

"Oh my god you're a fetus."

Bruce now bullies him even more (affectionate)

"Ah, Ray-kun- or would you prefer Ray-chan? Ray-tan?"

"I will shank you."

"With what? A plastic knife from a Playdoh set?"

Feeling like the only person here who's trying to take things seriously

"We're taking him with us."

Ray squinted at Leader. Then at the skinny white-haired man they just found inside the vault. Then at Leader again. Then at the tall, skinny shadow of a man.

"... Why?" he finally croaked. "He's our enemy."

"Overruled."

"Wha- Leader!!"

Bruce put a hand on his shoulder from behind him. "Give it up, Ray-kun."

"Bruce-"

"Leader's got a crush," he said blandly, recognizing the signs immediately and already folding. "Let the man have his summer romance. We literally cannot change his mind right now."

"A summer ro- LEADER!!!!"

Having his Meta Ability be a pain even after death (thanks AFO)

"Third-senpai," En began, "if you passed on One For All to whoever owned that Quirk, and they were here right now, I'd punch them."

"Choke 'em out," Banjo confirmed.

"Cry," Shinomori decided.

"Castrate them," Nana muttered stormily, a glare on her face to match.

A big pain.

"... Hey, Leader."

"What is it, Third."

"Am I going crazy or do the High-Ends have Ray-kun's eyes?"

Second took one look at the haunting eyes that ran up the back of one High-End and summarily went, "Shit."

Shinomori screamed.

"Uh-oh."

Banjo laughed. "Well, it was nice knowing you guys!"

En started crying.

#bruce was chasing him down because the others couldnt catch him #and he managed to get the jump on him and knocked him out #but he concussed him as a result #which was also an accident #whoops #they didnt know who he was or his affiliation and saw that as a threat #like the other bnha oc fic- not written out properly. this is like a general patch job because this is just making my notes #readable like a story than a wad of notes #the fics dont overlap with each other #like the other resistance fic this OC uses a codename #he was recruited for his Meta Ability and AFO took it at his death #its a search-type quirk so the vestiges couldnt hide from him #AFO then duplicated the quirk and had it instilled in any Nomus that could handle the processing needed for it #not offensive at all but its a scary good tracker; ESPECIALLY considering he's first-generation #which is exactly why he blinked and found himself recruited in the Resistance #and why he blinked and found himself in AFO's vestige world #bruce #kudo #yoichi shigaraki #one for all users #ofa #afo #all for one #fic #concept #fanfiction #oc #spoilers #bnha #boku no hero academia (tag limit)

[alullinchaos]

wait off topic if I change Cinder's semblance for my rwby canon-adjacent au.... would this be controversial editing to warn people that the tags are novel length but that i love them and also @graythegreyt pls read them when u have a chance

#wick lore #i have asked myself this question with almost every character but for cinder i was thinking abt her dustweave (?) clothing #dustweave. dust infused. something like that #her v1 outfit that has the design on the sleeves that lights up when she sends out fire. that's her using fire dust that's in the cloth #but as far as i know this is a detail that literally never comes up again like we never see anyone else with clothing like this #so i asked myself. what if that was her semblance instead. that she had the ability to sew dust into cloth #how hard would it be for the girl modelled after cinderella to know that her semblance required her to do domestic labor to be used #thus explaining why it doesn't show up in later volumes because once she gets the maiden powers she thinks she doesn't need it #idk i think making her semblance be 'she can heat stuff up' and thus making her semblance indistinguishable from maiden powers #for the entirety of the series. is a bit of a waste. bc semblances say a lot about characters right #i know there's a point to be made about like. it manifested as that at that time because cinder has always been angry etc etc #but wouldn't it hurt from a different narrative angle. to have her semblance be dustweaving. when she doesn't have any money #no money to buy dust with but a semblance that makes her a skilled and incredibly rare craftsperson but can she bear to sell her skills #when they've been used against her for so long? when all she's known is hard work and grit and sweat? when it's probably dangerous? #anyway i think im about to hit the limit for tags but. lmfao. the possibilities!!! also the association between handsewing and the HOME! #something she's always wanted but never had. a safe place to sit by a fire that she doesn't have to tend and do her work... #also like the possible tension with mercury bc she's wishing her semblance was more offensive + merc's like BE GRATEFUL YOU HAVE ONE??? #i headcanon that mercury has a semblance though. that he has silver eyes and his dad took those from him by making him hate the world #...anyway #goodnight

[manofmanymons]

Spent some time on call with a friend, take our extremely cursed tier list of Survive partners ranked by how many of their evos are hot

#digimon survive #if you're wondering #yes we counted garurumon and sangloupmon #omegamon counted for agumon and gabumon #he briefly took offense to me saying falcomon doesn't have one before remembering ravemon isn't in survive

[miawinters]

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Even these fanarts seem so goofy to me. I know fandom loves doing Crack ships, putting characters that unironically hate each other or have no interest in the other together, and forcing found families, but im like... that would not happen. Turning him into some tsundere type like he was mad for a silly reason, them having cabanela joke for him to be a victim. You think this is a game 😑

#personal #the one w angsty yomiel almost feels offensive to me. he was rocking his villain arc despite the 10 years of torment #he would not be flagellating #and making cabanela be a goofy friend... this guy let his best friend's niece cheat to be a cop he doesnt care abt other ppl #the other page i didnt screenshot had him feeling guilty too but he would not. yomiel was barely mentioned in the end. and not at all by th #ppl that took his cat. he would not do that #its silly anime game so i cant say dont fandomize it but if it didnt look like that i dont think ppl would be so... shippy with it #yomiel is nothing to him but a cover up that came back to haunt him #ghost trick spoilers