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ollyolyoxenfree · 1 month

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guys i think we need to talk about this.

LITERALLY AFTER THIS WHEN SOMEONE IN CHAT SAID NO LORE HE WENT "this isn't lore this is just me. i am me. this is a part of me. me as a whole" BRO IS NOT BEATING THE CANARY ALLEGATIONS !!!💯‼ HIS ASS IS NOT OUT OF THE COAL MINE!!!

#olly shouts #HES SO.. streamers embracing bits of fanon and using it for their own characters is something i will NEVER EVER get used to.#its awesome!!!!! but i feel so observed by this #he named it that and i was FLABBERGASTED #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #mcsos #life series #? kindasorta im tagging that for my organizational purposes

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demigods-posts · 1 month

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i saw this post the other day about annabeth and how she doesn't have a birth certificate because she was never technically born. and that raises so many interesting questions. like, does she even legally exist? does she have a fake ID? i don't need sleep. i need answers.

#my headcanon is percy visits annabeth at school and is flabbergasted when her roomate calls her 'marilyn'#but he's even more confused when she answers to it #and after her roomate leaves the room #she explains the situation to him and has to take a second to absorb the information #percy: first it was the unexpainable belly button and now i find out your name is marilyn!!#annabeth: will you calm your seaweed? it's not that huge of a deal #percy: not that huge of a deal? it's like i don't even know who you are anymore!#annabeth: percy!#percy: i want a divorce and i'm taking the kids!#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo text post #pjo headcanon #annabeth chase #annabeth chase headcanon #annabeth have fourteen fake ID's

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s4geskies · 1 year

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plant dad donnie is very important to me

#rottmnt #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt donnie #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #he is very annoying about his plants #probably calls them by their scientific names #“im going out there are new Philodendron hastatums on sale”#once he leaves everyones flabbergasted #happy stims when he notices a new leaf!!!#(just like me 4real)#also!! he lets mikey paint on his terracotta pots #and sometimes he'll walk into his room with new pottery from his lil bro #mikey gets an excuse to paint and donnie gets new cool pots #its a win win really #i could go on and on about this #but i wont!#(i am bursting at the seams)#my art

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crownspeaksblog · 6 months

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Stede somehow accidentally has insane flirting skills!

"You wear fine things well" while staring into eds eyes under the moon light

Introducing himself with "stede bonnet lover of beauty" to anne

"Is it hellkat?" "Actually it's hellkat maggie" "Oh that's a beautiful name" "yeah and she has a name. A beautiful one" literally telling her she has a beautiful name twice with that voice! (and i don't think he was trying to manipulate her or anything, he just thought her name was beautiful.)

#he has so much power he doesn't even realize it!! the absolute accidental rizz on that man!!#i mean we all remember how flabbergasted ed was hearing those words.. anne thought he liked the ladies!#and hellkat maggie literally smiled everytime he said her name is beautiful! and he's right her name is beautiful and i want her to join us #ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #ofmd spoilers #stede bonnet #ofmd 2x06 #👑

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stararise · 1 year

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it is truly sooo hilariously ironic that leon bronev ABSOLUTELY has a favourite child and it's hershel layton. like he clearly cares for emmy but she is also disposable, and descole is "[layton's] extra baggage" (and also he murdered his wife and daughter). meanwhile it's layton's words that gets bronev to join them in the sanctuary, it's looking at layton in pain that gets him to actively jump into the death beams, it's layton that he apologizes to (in the jp version of AL), AND ONLY HIM despite emmy being RIGHT THERE. and what's even funnier is that while emmy has spent the entire trilogy working for him and trying to fix him, and descole has spent the entire trilogy working against him and trying to get his revenge, layton is literally Just Some Guy Who Happens To Be There. he is the golden child and yet he is UTTERLY CLUELESS to the fact that he's even part of the family. incredible.

#star says #professor layton #pl spoilers #leon bronev #emmy altava #jean descole #des tag #hershel layton #i watched the jp cutscenes on a whim the other day and when i tell you i was FLABBERGASTED at this scene #first of all. YOU'RE ONLY APOLOGIZING TO HIM??? ONLY HIM??? WHEN EMMY IS STANDING 5 FEET AWAY???#and second of all repaado / leopard??? LEOPARD LIONEL? C'MON. no wonder he said he doesn't accept that name #(if anyone is curious i watched descolej's translation)

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chipistrate · 6 months

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hey!! out of curiosity, what was your favorite part of the movie? there were so many great parts of the film BUT THE FORT SCENE WAS SO CUTE AUUGHHH MY HEART COULDNT TAKE IT. also the vanessa and yellow bunny confrontation was so well acted like… damn girl that’s your dad…

DUDE I CAN'T,,,, I HAVE NO IDEA THEY WERE ALL SO GOOD

THE ABBY SPRINGLOCK SCENE THE VANESSA-WILLIAM REVEAL THE DREAM SCENE WHERE MIKE CHOSE HIS OLD LIFE AND FAMILY OVER ABBY THE VANESSA-WILLIAM CONFRONTATION ABBYS DRAWING THAT MADE THE MCI REMEMBER WHAT WILLIAM DID THE SPRINGLOCK SCENE THE SCENE WHERE THE ANIMATRONICS DRAGGED WILLIAM AWAY AS HE WAS DYING THE SCENE WHERE GOLDEN FREDDY KID CLOSED THE DOOR ON WILLIAM AS HE WAS DYING THE FORT SCENE (PEOPLE WHO SAY THE FORT SCENE WAS TOO SILLY OR WHATEVER KNOW NOT THE MEANING OF FUN.)

GOD THERE WERE SO MANY GOOD SCENES DUDE,,,,,,

I JUST

OKAY OKAY I think I'm gonna go withhhhhh the Vanessa-William confrontation scene- the way William acted towards her and how emotional Vanessa was and how he FUCKING STABBED HER LIKE JESUS CHRIST!!!! It was so good it was sososo good the actors did phenomenal and it only solidified my hatred for William even more<3 ALSO THE WAY VANESSA CALLED WILLIAM "DAD" WHEN HE STABBED HER LIKE FUUUUUUUUUUCK HE'S A BITCH BUT HE'S STILL HER DAD, MAN,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

#Chip Chatter #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf movie spoiler #fnaf movie #I will say I'm scared about Vanessa and William being related specifically cause I just know how theorists are gonna take that and use it i #the games....#BUT FOR THE MOVIE OHHHHH IT WORKS SO WELL IT'S SO GOOD DUDE #WHEN SHE SAID “his name is William Afton. And he's my father...” DUDE THE WAY ME AND MY FRIEND LOOKED AT EACH OTHER #WE WERE FUCKING *FLABBERGASTED* THAT WAS INSANE

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freckled-paints · 9 months

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i am THRILLED to find out doggust is a thing

So, without further ado;

day 9 of doggust, the beloved schnauzer

and a fun fact!! 'schnauzer' actually means 'snout' or 'muzzle' in german!! how funny is that 10/10 germany

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bonesrbleaching · 20 days

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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what

#lolaa.txt #what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa #also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men #and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man #so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face #that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin #you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to #never really have #im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are #if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box #then when would you have any space for self discovery #youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats #and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names #and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy #and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia #tw transphobes

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osmanthus-dandelion-wine · 1 year

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they saying varka is gonna look like belial gbf except taking out the important parts (covering him up more). it's not looking good lads

#genshin impact #genshin impact leaks #varka #gbf #granblue fantasy #keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth #u cant just say he looks like belial and then proceed to say stuff that doesnt make him look like belial #but im easy if he's voiced by hosoya I'll roll #not rolling for anything anyway LOL #as a gbf player i am flabbergasted

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toelessbastard · 1 year

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tmnt12 infested the brain . ur honor my entire family has heard me rant and rave ab tthe first season ive lost all control

#i keep show obsession nf family seperate to a faukt usually #like the one exception i can think of is me talkin ab sa to my didi nd tellin my mom its general plot whrn #convincing her to allow me to have the technical precquel comic jsjfsj #But LIKE . EVEB MY DAD KNOWS AB THESE TURTLES. ...#anyways i speant the entirety of s1 waiting for casey and then the season finale happened nd i was like FUCK #no casey jones.....word hard and cruel #THE SEASON FINALE HAD ME FLABBERGASTED theres soooi many fics ab how fucked up the rise boys r from the kraang #so seeing these mfs brush it offf.....flabbergasted......#MIEKY IS SO STRONG THO he holds off whole buncha mfs while raph was drugged outta his MINDDDD #sry i love him. and raph. sm. LEATHERHEADFFF. anyways when leo sacragiced himself nd raph yelled his full name i nearly bawled ugly #i think rise had made me very very soft #SRRY I JUST RMBREF MY FAVE EPS.......raph nd the roachphobia raph nd Being Leader (beeg fear) turtle soup mikey nd his baddassery eps #also the fact that the guy eho keeps gettung slapped in leos show is voiced byt the same guy eho voiced robin from TTGO #okayim nkrmal now UAHDAJD

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blkwag · 2 years

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#so annoyed and flabbergasted omg #so i have a portfolio due today for my internship class #and i didn’t know there was gonna be a bucket outside of the professor’s class so i was STRESSED to turn this in asap #so i left right after my third class and zoomed over there #there was this other guy there to turn in his as well (side note: he is not cute. also my height. just no)#so i needed a permanent marker to write on the side of my binder (so did he) and i was like lemme just ask these people in this office #and i thought he was gonna follow me cause I wasn’t gonna take their #permanent marker #so i did what i needed to do and dropped my hideous portfolio in the bucket #TELL ME WHY THIS GUY asks me what my name was and i was like shedaina #i didnt think much of it because #my name is unique and blah #he tells me his name (like i care)#he then asks me if we could hang out some time… is he ducking stupid #and I was like 🧍🏾‍♀️….. then he said I might not see you again and I was like true……… then I said im in a complicated thing rn (no im not) a #he was like we can still be friends and i was like ok. he then asked if i wanted his number and i was like let’s do Snapchat #mind you.. i don’t use Snapchat. so he added himself for nothing #if anything im gonna delete the app off my phone #like god why can’t someone I AM !!!ATTRACTED TO!!!! talk to me like this #like don’t piss me off #like that’s probably one of the most disrespectful thing to me

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redxriiot · 2 years

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Brainrotting of au of Kiri just blindly giving his name to a faerie and just tryna be the best buddy ever to them that it ends up not really mattering anyways-

#;mun has spoken #//Maybe like in a Spi.derwick sorta vibe; he inherits some house from his fam; moves in immediately for independence reasons & bc cheap #//Heads out to explore and introduces himself to the stranger he meets. Who is a faerie and is flabbergasted it was that easy #//But then again; not like humans usually take precaution nowadays right? And it HAD been ages since the last one was around-#//Then finds Ei willingly coming back to see them; even bringing gifts in tow. Talking so happily about having a friend out here #//Becomes a bit of a nightmare bc he just keeps on giving and giving and the poor fae's gotta deal with that and paying him back for it #//Be it in deciding to not use his name for mischief in exchange for gifts or giving him something in return #//Eventually accepting their fate and subtly TELLING him what kind of gifts they want. Dropping mentions of what they need; like; etc #//Eventually having to tell him what they are and him just freezing and internally freaking out #//Idk; fun ideas #//Shit; wait #//I think I might have had this brainrot before?#//Maybe an au I talked about with a friend???#//Gotta go back and check #//Either way #plot ideas #//Sticking that there mxbfdf

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slavicafire · 23 days

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we've been living in this apartment for two months now, and while we've observed most of our new neighbours (my slavic Windowsill Watcher Grandmother gene already activated), I don't think they had the chance to see us often enough to recognise us yet.

I do know, however, from my observations, that the tiny funny dog upstairs is called Gucio. I've passed him once or twice during his walk and heard his owners use the name - and, while both the dog and his owners are oblivious to our existence, Gucio became an apt topic of discussion in our house. you know, we hear barking, ha, that's Gucio, he must be home alone again! or there's a stick left by the building door, that must have been brought by Gucio and he was forced to abandon it before entering! a household name, really.

yesterday as I was leaving to go to the store, walking down the narrow staircase, there he is! tiny funny looking dog, slightly startled by me suddenly appearing on the floor he just reached on his tiny funny looking legs.

"good morning Gucio!" I say joyfully, the most natural thing in the world.

well. remember that Gucio doesn't really know me. so he looks at me in the most flabbergasted way a dog can look at a person. he is positively aghast. agog! not sure how aware dogs are of their own names but he seemed genuinely puzzled at the apparent stretch of social convention.

and as I try to contain my laughter, I see his owner standing on the stairs below. the woman is sort of awkwardly frozen, speechless, and she looks at me.

"you... know each other?" she asks.

is that not the funniest way to phrase it. is this not the funniest question she could have asked. ma'am do you know my dog? you went to school together perhaps? you've met? do tell, are you old friends? maybe you worked together? you know each other, my dog and you? this dog? you know him? he knows you? he never mentioned you I'm afraid

#żmija gada #Gucio is so funny he looks like yoda #steep stairs to the old seven

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dragon-ascent · 3 months

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Headcanon that Morax can flirt like CRAZY...except he's not really aware that he's flirting; he's just being sincere.

You see him seated, practicing various styles of traditional calligraphy with dexterous strokes of his brush. When you move closer you realise, as your heart skips several beats, that he's been writing your name - over and over in countless elegant styles.

When you bashfully ask him about it, he responds - with a deadpan expression, "It is a name most beautiful; one that flows from my ink as easily as water in a river."

You subsequently roll around on the floor, not knowing how else to channel your poor flabbergasted heart, as your divine lover calmly continues his calligraphic endeavors.

He'd be creating Mora from his body while you're lounging around on the bed. The deity would sigh, "Ah, all the gold I make cannot compare to this leisurely sight of you at peace."

You stare at him agog as he blinks back at you earnestly. His golden gaze is more intense than the sheen of the Mora, yet his expression is mundane. It takes everything in you not to chew up the pillows.

One day, he's telling you all about his visit to Fontaine, where he sampled some exquisite tasses ragout. He explains how the warm flavors masterfully mingled on his tongue and left him wanting more.

So you ask him, "Is it the most delicious thing you have ever tasted?"

Your god doesn't even hesitate before his answer. "Hm, not at all."

"Then what is?" You expect him to name a traditional Liyuen dish like Adeptus' Temptation, or Jueyun chilli chicken, or...

Morax maintains his beautiful poker face. "I would have to say...you have the most enjoyable taste."

You promptly head to the top of Mt. Tianheng and scream your lungs out.

#sini writes #zhongli #genshin impact #zhongli x reader #genshin x reader #fluff #drabble #morax #rex lapis

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sweatervest-obsessed · 4 months

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Unexpected Visitor

Pairing: Spencer Reid x G!n Reader

WC: 788

A/N: A lil Spencer Xmas Blurb while I figure my shit out. Also! I'm imagining older seasons Spencer for this one.

"Hi! I'm, uh, so sorry to bug you but, um, do you know where Spe--Doctor Reid's desk is? Or, really, where D-Doctor Reid is?" .

Derek Morgan had to get his shit together because his jaw almost dropped when you walked in. What was some hot piece of ass doing, dressed like that, looking for Boy Genius.

He jumped up from his chair and strolled over to where you had stopped Garcia, who was just as flabbergasted as he was. "Reid is currently in a meeting sweetheart--may I ask what you, uh, want with him?"

You raised your eyebrows at the 'sweetheart', but smiled anyways. "He was supposed to be home about an hour ago and he wasn't answering his phone, so instead of panicking, because I know what you do for work, I wanted to come in and check before I lost my shit."

"Home?" Garcia squeaked out, still baffafled by how gorgeous you looked. It was like you were sent straight from heaven, a literal vision.

You nodded and tilted your head, slightly confused. "Y-Yeah...I'm sorry why is that---"

"We just didn't know Reid was living with anyone, let alone seeing someone."

"Ah." You nodded. "He's private like that, isn't he." Your smile warmed the two of them, and you shifted the coat from one arm to the other.

"y/n?"

You turned your head towards the back of the bullpen, and Spencer was walking out of Hatch's office. "What are you doing here?"

"Being introduced to your friends and coworkers since you haven't."

Spencer bit the inside of his cheeks and walked over to you both, placing his hand on the small of your back. You felt how tense he was.

"I'm here because our reservation is in twenty minutes and you said you'd be home over an hour ago." You looked at Spencer, whose eyes went a little wide.

"Shit. I-I didn't realize what time it was---"

"I have your suit in the car, and this is why I made the reservation for eight pm, instead of Seven."

"And this is why I love you." Spencer kissed your head and rushed over to his desk, scrambling to grab all of his papers and his bag and his coat and his scarf and his--

"Hi Y/n." Spencer looked up at the mention of your name, pausing in his frantic nature.

"Hi Aaron." You gave him a quick hug, but a bright smile. "How are you?"

"Well." He laughed a little. "I'd be better if we didn't have to work the day before Christmas Eve since I still need to wrap all of Jack's presents still."

"Oh how is Jack!"

"He's doing well. finally starting to enjoy reading, no thanks to you."

You laughed at his joke, all the while Derek and Garcia just shared an incredulous look. How the hell did you know Hotch? Jack?!? Why does Jack's reading habits connect to you--

"Ready sweetheart?" Spencer appeared at your side and you nodded. "It was lovely to see you Aaron. I'll stop by some time tomorrow to drop off Jack's gifts as well as yours. I got it when Spence I and went to Paris last month. I think you'll enjoy it!"

"That's why you weren't here for two weeks?" Penelope's jaw was on the floor. "I didn't take you to be a Parisian man Doctor Reid."

"W-Well, um--"

"It was for my birthday. My choice. I love art and museums so it made sense. Well, it was lovely to meet you all but we have a reservation to get to." You gave them all a quick smile before taking Spencer's hand and walking towards the elevator, your shoes clicking on the floor with every step you took.

"How long have the two of them been together?" Morgan turned to Hotch after you both had gotten in the elevator.

"I think today is their two year anniversary."

"TWO YEARS." Garcia clutched her hypothetical pearls. "How have I not known? How have WE not known?"

"He's private, and...well. You know Y/n."

"No we clearly do not know Hotch."

Hotch gave them a little smirk and a shrug. "Merry Christmas guys. I'll see you on the twenty-seventh."

As Hotch walked away, Garcia and Morgan just stared at one another. "So we're..."

"Going to spend then next ten minutes in my office finding everything out about this mystery person Spencer has been apparently dating for two years?"

"You read my mind mama. A little Christmas snooping never hurt anyone..."

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hiraya-rawr · 1 year

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— oh and by the way im married (zhongli) .

synopsis !! zhongli neglects to inform his friends that he's married.

contains !! they/them reader but referred to as wife, comedic dialogue

Z H O N G L I

Perhaps it's the fact that you've been married for centuries that informing others didn't seem to be a priority for Zhongli.

It wasn't obvious either. He had his day job and you had yours. To regular couples, the amount of distance you two spend would be a little strange, but time is something you have in abundance so it didn't really matter when you spend a few days apart doing your day jobs.

It was Hutao who brought it up the on the evening's Lantern Rite dinner.

"Aiyaya, it seems like everybody alive and dead has a date for this year's lantern rite."

"Hahaha! And here we are celebrating a feast with new and old friends. It doesn't sound like much of a loss to me." Venti laugjs, pouring himself a drink that threatens to overflow from his hand.

"I'm not saying it's a loss, I'm simply wondering wouldn't some of you want to spend the night with a special someone?" She smirks, eyes scanning the group. Chongyun coughs into his cup as Xiao averts his gaze from the troublemaker.

"If you're asking for my opinion, I'd say everyone here is quite special to me," Lumine smiles warmly before glancing at the two archons and yaksha, "I'm sure there's still time for dating in the future. We're not that old."

"Well. . ." Hutao turns to Zhongli. He raises a brow, placing down his cup.

"May I ask why you're staring at me, Director Hu?"

"No reason~ It's just, as your boss, of course I'm a little bit concerned. Aren't you wasting your youth by not going out on dates, mister Zhongli? I'm sure there's a line of Liyuens who would love to–"

A burst of laughter comes from the green bard. "Oh, him? On a Lantern Rite date with someone else? (Name) would surely kill him."

"(Name)?" Everyone questions.

"Huh? He didn't tell you?" Venti tilts his head.

Zhongli coughs, "Ah. . . Please don't be concerned about my dating life, Director Hu. After all, I am already married."

Silence.

A cup drops.

Tea spills (literally).

Then,

"Married?!" The restaurant shakes as Hutao and Lumine jolt upright, hands slamming the table.

"Married." Zhongli confirms.

"What! For how long? When? What's their name? Why have you never–"

Zhongli hushes, trying to calm his boss from jumping over the table. His face dusts a light pink, perhaps embarrassed by the whole ordeal.

"For a few. . . years now. As you know, they're (Name). And as for why I never mentioned my wife. . ." He glances at the crowd, ". . . I simply forgot."

"You. . . forgot," Xingqiu slowly repeats.

"Yes, it seems I've forgotten to inform everyone. Then again, is it not obvious that I'm a married man?"

Chongyun covers his face in his hands, processing the whole ordeal, "Thinking back. . . mister Zhongli always had a domestic kind of aura. It seems so obvious now."

"Wait, wait, wait! How come I didn't know about this? We work together almost everyday! And why does Venti know! Didn't you two just met! Do you even have a ring?" Hutao interjects, flabbergasted as Zhongli and Venti freezes.

In truth, he does have a ring. One he carved himself made of only the most precious of jade and metal. It has rested under his glove for centuries—

Under his glove also hides his draconic arms, golden veins against dark brown, almost scale-like skin. Proof of a entity greater than human.

"Ehe. . . about that," Venti nervously looks away, "I've actually. . . met his wife before!" He covers up, voice laced with enthusiasm.

"Yes, yes, my wife is quite fond of Mondstadt's songs. They've frequently visited the nation before."

"And you don't come along?" Xiangling asks.

"I don't."

The group blinks.

"And what about the ring? I never see you wear a wedding ring." Hutao narrows her eyes.

"That's because I don't wear it." He answers bluntly.

". . . and you never introduced them to us because. . .?" Lumine questions.

"Because . . . I haven't had the time to?"

Hutao rests back on her chair, her eyes glazed in judgment, "No offense mister Zhongli, but you seem like a terrible husband. If you don't get your act straight, I'd say your marriage won't last."

His jaw drops. Venti laughs.

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"Darling, am I a terrible husband?"

"No? What makes you think that?"

"No reason. Although I believe we should try dating publicly."

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//for some reason tumblr has been deleting my last lines in drafts so i have to type this so my last sentences wont get deleted

"No reason. But perhaps it's about time I show you off to the public more."

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#genshin #genshin zhongli #zhongli x reader #genshin impact #zhongli #zhongli fluff #zhongli fic #genshin fluff #genshin x reader

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