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#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.
bonesrbleaching · 23 days
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had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what
#lolaa.txt#what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!'#'i wouldnt lie to you!'#okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time.#its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa#also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!'#yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up.#i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men#and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man#so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up.#and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face#that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense.#shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin#you dont have to worry about anyone else.#im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to#never really have#im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are#if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box#then when would you have any space for self discovery#youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats#and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that.#and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names#and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy#and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares.#and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look?#then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness.#SORRY RANT OVER.#im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric.#tw homophobia#tw transphobes
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As a team manager it's my job to motivate my team and help them in every which way possible. Never giving up is essential to being a Team Manager, if you want the spirit.
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YOU GOTTA SHOW THE SPIRIT!!! NEVER GIVE UP!!!!
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And you gotta make sure your Team is fully and we rested, so if they need a break you gotta give them a break! Overworking your body will just cause problems! And then your body wont be able to comprehend all the pressure and strength your forcing out and you'll hit the floor!
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Its why I hated school, during P.E if we needed a break they'd make us do extra. That aint healthy in the slightest.
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You gotta make sure your team always does these things: Rest, Stay well hydrated, and Eat. And dont forget Shit. Shitting is very important.
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And if you wanna train your team to the max start off slow, give them plenty of breaks, and start working your way up, give them tasks to fulfill at home, obviously make 'em record it so you know they aint slacking. But making them do just the little things like going on a walk everyday for fifteen minutes, keeping that up really helps your body, obviously your legs will hurt, but thats from your old muscles breaking creating newer stronger muscles. And resting really helps that. You gotta take care of your team like they're your family, like a second family.
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Guess thats just about it for me! Gonta?
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Gonta will tell you all about Entomology! And why Bugs are really our friends!
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I know you have arachnophobia Teru so this will help, although some spiders can be venomous they'll only ever bite if they feel threatened if you very gentle and careful with Spider, Spider will simply crawl on palm. Most spiders arent venomous at all, and they really help our houses, they keep away food flies and wasps that try and sting us, and they very friendly and do no harm at all. Most bugs are actually very friendly, like: Centipedes, Stink bugs, Ladybugs, Mantis, Earwigs, Ground beetle, Dragon flies, Silver fish, Crickets, Tachinid flies, Camel crickets, Braconid wasps, Lacewing, Soldier beetles, Cicadas, Walking sticks, Spined soldier bug, Minute pirate bugs, Roly polies, Nabidae, and Mealworms too! All very kind bugs! All our friends too!
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You should come with Gonta and meet Gontas friends soon!! Gonta would be very happy to introduce you to all of Gontas bug friends!
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Maybe during a time when I feel like it. At the moment, I'm not too keen.
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As a chef my responsibilities are very diverse. There's a multitude of qualities that are a must when working in the culinary industry.
•  An absolute passion for food and cooking; •    A total commitment to cleanliness and personal hygiene; •    An ability to work under pressure; •    Time management skills; •    A balanced calm temperament and an ability to maintain equanimity in difficult situations; •    An acute sense of business so as to rake in profits for the organization; •    Good health so that one can spend long hours on their feet, lift heavy pots and pans, work in proximity to fire and heat; •    The ability to take criticism; •    The ability to work as a team member and mentor others once they become experienced enough; •    Has to have the flexibility to take the unconventional hours that the trade demands;
It's also important to have a very keen memory. I've made it my sworn duty to memorize not just recipes, but also my dear friends and families most favorite dishes. All their likes and dislikes are always stored in the back of my mind when needed, or written in note cards. Culinary is what you make it to be. You could take a calm slow and steady approach like with those nearby bakeries, cafes, and other various types of small stores. Or you could take on the big restaurants where business is always booming and you're constantly on your toes. Whatever seems to work for you. At times it's not easy, but nothing worth wild is ever really easy is it?
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tomdiddlyumptious · 3 years
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T.H| My Mortal Enemy
Summary: you really dont wanna dance with him
Warnings: uhhh language per usual other then that idk-
A/n: I actually wanted to create a series with princess!reader but i wasnt sure.
A LOVE TRIANGLEEEEE OMFGGGGG prince!tom x princess!reader x timothee chalamet
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“Y/n suck it up” “suck what up?” “Your stomach” you took a deep breath in and grunted when she pulled thhe strings of the corset.
“Fuck you” you sighed, holding onto your stomach while she laughed “you have to dance with him, theres no way around it” zendaya said, tying the strings together while you complained.
“Im not dancing with him! Ill just dance with timothee” you commented, wiping the sweat from your forehead before she grabbed the hoop skirt, telling you to step into it.
“You’re becoming queen and toms becoming king. There’s literally nothing you can fucking do” she muttered, picking it up and putting it on your hips, quickly closing it. “Im not happy with that”
“Honey please. Clearly” she glared at you, and you smacked your lips and raised your hands in the air, the detailed white skirt, small roses and small patterns, coming over your head and down ontop of the hoop skirt.
“Beautiful” she smiled, looking at you in the mirror while you stood there shoulders slumped. “I look like one of those creepy baby dolls”
She hit you in the back making you stand up straight “you wont get anywhere with that attitude, you go in there with confidence and your head held high. For tom..... i dont know what hes gonna do but dont let that ruin your mood”
“Thanks that means so much-“ “shut up” she ordered, eyeing you as you kept your lips sealed tight. She grabbed the heels and bended down on her knees, snatching your foot making you almost fall.
“You know i couldve had someone else doing this for me. You dont have to-“ “i need you to look your best, princess” she muttered, slipping the shoe on and doing the same with the other.
“Im not marrying that scoundrel, harrison” he said, his helpers helping him while harrison watched, laughing at him. “If you wont i will,” “shut up” “you dont even like her” “so?”
He stared at harrison with daggers, while harrison played with a smirk on his face. “It cant be that hard. Just a dance and youd never have to make contact again” timothee shrugged, swirling the ice in his glass.
“You dont know i feel towards her” tom whispered. “Well you obviously hate her, but shes the most beautiful woman in this palace, everyone thinks so!”
“Eh id rather marry zendaya” “zac will kick your ass” harrison said, “thats besides the point” “tom just be quiet” tim said and tom furrowed his eyebrows at him.
“You literally talk about her all the time. If you have such a problem let one of us dance with her” he offered. “Why would i do that?”
“Because you hate her!” They both shouted at him. “I-i dont hate her....i just have se negative feelings about her”
“Then why do you talk about her all the fuckin time?”
He didn’t know how to answer that. He didnt know if he loved you or hated you. It was whatever he felt in the moment.
And that left him with a sigh and a shrug “i dont know”
“You look absolutely stunning!” Zac said, his arm wrapped around zendaya while Had a smile in her face. “She thinks she looks like a doll, a creepy one”
“Welp that isnt gonna get you anywhere...” “exactly what i said!” “Can i please take off these heels?” You asked hopping on one foot to scratch the back of your ankle.
“Nooo! Come on!” Zendaya urged and you groaned, walking with them following behind you.
The ball room was.....beautiful. Fancy tables and chairs everywhere, the special table on the other end of the room for the king and queen.
The room was filled, cheers and glasses clanking, laughs leaving people lips. And then someone cleared there throat loudly, when you looked over it was your beloved mother, “the queen is here!”
She walked over, the room quiet as gasps left people lips, muttering things like “since when does y/n wear ball gowns” “she looks stunning” and things like that.
Her hand found yours and you did a small smile, letting her pull you wherever as zendaya and zac found thier table.
She pulled you to your fancy table. “Now y/n i need you to behave” “but maaaa!” “No excuses! Make everyone proud okay, i know that boy can be a handfull”
“How do i look?” He asked, running offly late. “I mean you arent trying to impress anyone-“ “you look great” tim cut harrison off, patting toms shoulder “so can we please leave”
And you sat there, bored, for once in your life time crossing a leg over the other and helping yourself with cherries while tom watched from afar, his mother walking him over.
“You look wonderful y/n, both of you do” she smiled, rubbing toms shoulder and looking at you. “Thank you ms. Holland”
“Please- call me niki. Were gonna be a family after all” she said, making tom roll his eyes and bite his lip, looking away then looking back. “Yeah we are” you smiled and like that it was only you two.
“I dont like you” “and what makes you think i do?” You questioned, raising an eyebrow while he crossed his arms “the least you can do is act like a gentleman, as far as anyone knows we are happy together” you said making him nod, sitting up and clearing his throat.
“Sooo.....wife” you cringed at his words but let him continue “how are we gonna do this?” You only shrugged “we can sleep in separate rooms or something” “sounds like a plan” he genuinely smiled at you, handing you another cherry as you squinted your eyes at him.
“I dont know if you poisoned this” you flicked it back at him, making him let out a small gasp before throwing it back “you arent worth my time, i would waste a dime trying to kill you” “i dont know if i should take that as a complement or not” your eyebrows furrowed and he sighed, looking away from you.
“You know, i dont know why they have such a problem with each other” harrison said to tim, currently at their own table, throwing grapes at one another and cracking jokes. “I dont think we’ll ever find out” he said in response, eating one of the grapes.
AnD iT WAs TiMe TO daNCE
The strong piano played, filling the halls as everyone watched you and tom.
You both maintained eye contact, his hand tight on the side of your waist as yours was tight on his shoulder, squeezing each others hand that was shared in each others.
“Im never doing this again” he whispered, basically nose to nose with you. “Do you think i want to?” You rolled your eyes. “I dont care if you want to! I just know im not doing this”
“Well grea-“ he dipped you and you almost gasped, frightened making tom silently chuckle before lifting you back up, now chest to chest.
“Your a fuck-face” you muttered. “You love it” he shrugged, “why are we doing this anyway”
“I dont know, why do you hate me?” He asked making your jaw drop. “Why do you hate me?!” You aggressively whispered.
“They look happy” zendaya said, zac, haz and tim all circled around the same table as they watched intently “ehhh” they all let out at the same time, in their own bubble, tim leaning back in the chair and Harrison slump with his legs open, zac resting his face on his knuckles as he silently blowed spit bubbles.
“I hate you because you hate me!” “I only hated you because you hated me!” “Bullshitttt” he bit his lip and you aggressively stomped on his foot with the edge of your heel.
He let out a small whimper and a fuck you making you have a smile on your face. “Dont cuss at me” “im pretty sure my foot is bleeding, fart face” “shut up” “but you literally called me a fuck face!”
“Shush!” He still whimpered in pain when he moved, “im sorry” you said, feeling guilty. He did a small smile “that isnt gonna make my foot better is it?”
“Well what the fuck do you want me to do! Kiss it?” “That wouldn’t be so bad” you groaned and looked away from him, to keep yourself from looking at him you easily pressed your head on his chest, making his breath hitch and his heart spead up, the piano relaxing a bit so you both moved slowly.
“Awwww” everyone said together making tom blush hard, your arms came up to circle his neck while his silently made its way to your waist. “Y/n why are you doing this?” He asked, whispering in your ear as you let out a small “i dont know”
“Well- can you n-not?" “Not what thomas?” “Be all bubbly with me!” You looked up at him with your eyebrow raised “im not being bubbly”
“Yes you are!” You sighed in response “but dont you feel better! Not everything has to be so negative” “well this is bluntly awkward” “well then stop making it awkward!”
“Yeah they are in love with each other” zac said, everyones eyebrows furrowed as they looked at you both, a different look and vibe coming from the both of you.
The piano slowly ended, you and tom panicked.
“Kiss me!” He ordered. “Why would i do that! We barely even get along!” “As far as they know we are a happy cuddle” he mocked your voice. “Im still not kissing you” “if you dont kiss me im gonna kiss you”
“Fine-“ “hurry up!” “You sound loke you really wanna kiss-“ before you could finish he pressed his lips on yours, his hand pulling you closer as his other hand came up to the side of your face, and SUPRISE you fucking kissed back!
Although you both you never would never admit it, you both loved the kiss.
Your lips where soft and to your suprise his lips werent chapped, his hands were gentle on your face as you also pulled him closer, your arms still circled around his neck.
Everyone at the tables jaw dropped, zendayas more but that didnt change the subject that you both kissed, and it looked like you both were gonna sit like that till end of time.
“No fucking way” haz muttered, looking at everyone else’s expressions and they were the same.
An audible noise came when you both pulled away. “That- that uh....wasnt s-so bad” he did a small awkward chuckle. “Yeah.... i uhhhhh”
“Uhhh” you both looked away from each other before tom pulled you back to your private table.
“Im still shocked” tim said, everyone agreeing as everyone else clapped for them. “So they just decided to love each other” zac shrugged, “yeah something like that”
After that whole thing was done, daya, tim, haz, and zac locked you all in toms bedroom for questions. “What is this about?” You asked, taking off your heels and getting undressed infront of everyone.
“You and tom” his eyebrows furrowed as he started to get undressed himself. “What about it?”
“Uhhh helllooo! Are we gonna act like that fucking kiss DIDNT happen?” Daya waved her hand in the air, before crossing her arms. You and tom silently looked at each other “it was his fault”
He smacked his lips and threw himself on his bed, throwing a tantrum, kicking air. “I thought we werent gonna tell anyone!”
“So you admit it!” Haz said, a wide smile on his face as he clapped his hands. “Zendaya the corset please” you said, she came over and undid it for you. “Can i have a shirt please?” You asked, looking back at tom and he nodded getting up, searching through his drawer.
“SINCE WHEN WERE YOU BOTH BUDDY BUDDY?” Tim said, and tom shrugged “I guess we just feel differently about each other”
“And it was because of that kiss wasn’t it?” Zac smiled while daya had a childish look on her face. “It’s happening! Give me my money!”
“You guys betted on us?” You asked, thanking tom when he handed you a shirt. “Wait wait wait wait, what the actual fuck. What in the fucks is going in here because this is confusing!” Haz said, getting a headache “i swear if that kiss never happened they would be ripping each others head off”
“Zendaya more loose please!” You said and she eyed you, “help her tom” she said, crossing her arms. “Uhhh...okay” he shrugged, walking over to loosen it more.
“HUH?” Everyone shouted, watching as he loosened it and then made you turn around to loosen the front. “Somethings not clicking-“ “no because this isnt adding up”
You put the shirt over your head and pulled the corset off of you under your shirt, he helped with the hoop skirt since you already took off the actual skirt.
“Im really confused” zac said, sighing as everyone who betted gave zendaya 100 bucks, including him.
“We all are, zac” tim muttered, crossing his arms as he watched you both communicate. “Tom when your done lets talk!”
And timothee and tom went outside of the room, tom leaning against the wall as he waited for him to speak. “Youre only doing this because we said something about her, right?”
“I dont know what you’re talking about, timothee” “yes you do. Youre only doing this because you know i have feelings for her” “I actually didnt know that but okay”
“Yes the fuck you did” tim pushed him, toms eyebrows furrowed as he pushed him back. “No i didnt” tim pushed him to the floor, a large thud heard making you all whip your heads to the door, hearing a punch made you walk slowly to the door.
“You knew i had feelings for her and you took her away from me, you dont even like her!” “What?” You whispered, looking over at zendaya before they all rushed to the door, ear hustling.
Tom tackled him to the ground, aggressive punches thrown at his face until tim rolled both of them over, now his turn. “I hate you! You were never there for her! Made her mad- sad- and everything that she doesnt fucking deserve!”
You decided it was time to come out, opening the door and telling them both to stop, Zac pulling tim off of tom and Harrison holding tom back.
Tom sent daggers at tim while tom did the same. “And now she likes you. Ive been working so fucking hard to win over her heart but you- you have to ruin everything” tim finished, pushing zac off of him before turning to you.
“I hope youre happy” he scoffed and walked passed, flipping tom off. “Wait!” You said, chasing after tim while tom looked back, jaw clenched as he watched you run off.
“Y/n leave me alone” “i just want to talk” you caught up to him, both of you power walking. “I never knew you had feelings for me timothee! If you would’ve told me sooner I would’ve never done the thing i did today” you said, looking at him while he still looked ahead, before he looked at you.
“Im not mad at you y/n. He-he knew that i had feelings for you and he took advantage of it, i-i” he sighed and you pulled him into a hug, “im sorry”
I dead ass dont know if i should do a part 2 or not. THIS IS WHY I SAID I WANTED TO MAKE A SERIES- IM SO MAD AT MYSELF-
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wolferals · 4 years
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🇪🇸jueves🇪🇸
finally fallin' chapter 4
arón piper x reader
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(The spanish is all google translate, i wont take responsibility for mistakes)
chapter 4
You were nervous. Even more nervous than on your first day of college. You were so nervous you even thought about what you were gonna say to him as a first greeting.
Insanity.
Besides the fact that you looked absolutely amazing your knees were weak as you were walking out of your last class. You had put on a summery dress with some sneakers and even applied makeup just to look your best for when you met him. Not that anyone should change their appearance for a boy/girl, you felt better knowing you dont look like just fell into a dumpster. And with your usual messy bun and a sweater you did.
You saw him standing in front of the building with his phone in his hand. And he looked fine as hell.
With that cream-colored button up and those jeans he looked like a fucking god.
„Hey." you smiled at him as you got closer.
He looked up and scanned you before replying:"Hola. Cómo estás?"
He gave you that glance you hadnt seen in many boys' eyes. The way he looked at your body made you feel confident, you felt pretty again.
Its been a while for you to feel like a guy really appreciates you.
„You look beautiful! How come there's not 10 boys following you everywhere?" he chuckled at his own joke.
You blushed instantly.
You did feel good because it was him telling you he liked how you had dressed.
„So, how was your day?" you asked as you both were walking down the street next to each other.
„Boring so far, I was just at home. I woke up an hour ago."
Laughing you looked at him.
„Wow."
Arón smiled at you.
That smiled made you feel so incredibly happy.
„Alright tell me something about you before we talk about business." he exaggerated the word „business" as if it was a secret mafia plan or something.
You basically told him the same you had told Itzan the night before. Why you were here, your friends, family and basic hobbies.
He listened carefully and didnt even interrupt you.
When he realized you wouldnt continue talking he spoke:"So how long are you staying here for?"
-„A semester. I started on Monday, October 3rd and I'll be staying until March 16th I think?"
Arón nodded. „No chance of staying longer?"
You chuckled. „Maybe, If I really wanted to I could maybe do another semester but I'd have to talk to my professors here and in (your home country)"
He smiled satisfied with your reply.
You guys continued walking through the tourist-filled streets of Madrid and he told you some things about either sights you passed or general knowledge about stuff when you asked him something.
Then he suddenly smiled at you and pointed at a light blue house across the street.
„We're here; thats my favorite coffee shop."
You followed him into the café, smiling immediately when you saw a little cat on the floor.
„Naw is it a cat café?" you asked and bent down to touch her soft fur.
„Sí, claro." Arón replied and then sat down at the table right next to where you were standing.
„Come on y/n. I need to tell you about the video."
You laughed at him, let go of the cat and finally sat down across from him.
„Okay start." you exclaimed as you were sitting there calmly, waiting for his explanation.
Arón took a deep breath, folded his finger on the table and started talking.
„Okay so, you listened to the song right?"
You simply nodded.
„Alright, i doubt you understood what it was saying so I'm going to explain it to you.
It basically shows that „I" have found someone that makes me happy and she seems to like me too. So the video is going to be very cute and romantic and stuff.
In the first scene my friend and I thought we'd walk through the city, just sightseeing and then maybe getting some food together.
Then we want to take some shots at a bar, dancing and some drinks you know. As well as some shots sitting on a rooftop, cuddling and doing couple stuff.
And if you'd be comfortable with it, we'd include a small kiss at the end. But only if you want to, i think it would be a nice ending as the song fades but if that crosses the line, its totally cool. We dont have to do that."
You had listened carefully and thought about doing all these things with Arón. You didn't exactly have a problem with kissing him but since you kind of had a tiny little thing for him you wanted your first kiss to be in private, not in front of a camera.
But on the other hand you didnt know if he liked you back so you agreed immediately since it could maybe be your only chance to kiss him.
„Oh perfect! Thank you, i think its gonna be a great video." he smiled at you.
You sent him a small smile as well, still thinking about the fact that you were going to kiss this handsome Spanish actor.
„You sure I can do this? I've never acted before."
He nodded and spoke right after:"Of course, you're gonna do amazing. Just pretend there was no cameras."
Slowly you nodded.
„So we're cool on this side? You're comfortable with the scenes or do you have some other ideas as well?"
He suddenly asked after a while, sipping on his previously ordered milkshake.
„Yeah, its fine. I'll think of something."
Arón smiled at you brightly.
That smile made you happier again.
„When are we going to start tomorrow?"
You asked him.
He checked his phone for a quick second and then spoke:"Is 3 good for you? If we do the <walking around, having food> scene fast, we can film the night scenes right after taking a break or something."
-„And where's the kiss gonna take place?" It just happened, you didnt mean to say it.
Arón laughed a little before finally speaking:"We wanted to maybe shoot the last scene at my place, sitting on the couch with a drink and then end the video with a kiss. Dont worry, you dont have to make out with me or anything, just a quick little kiss."
You replied:"No, no i wasnt worried, just wondering how this was going to happen tomorrow."
He nodded understanding.
You guys then kept on talking about pretty random things, had some milkshakes and even shared a slice of chocolate cake. Arón was super into eye contact you figured. He never took his eyes off of you, for you on the other hand it was really hard to maintain looking at him.
Not because you didnt want to, more like because you werent used to a guy „staring" at you for longer.
„How many people are gonna be there tomorrow??"
Your sudden panic came to show.
Arón seemed to notice the nervousness in your voice because he leaned forwards to get closer to you and spoke softly:"Tranquila y/n, not many. Just me, my friend who helped me write it and 2 guys for the camera and sound and all that. Its gonna be fine, I'll be there to guide you, i promise."
<he was going to be there to guide you> that sentence replayed in your head over the course of about a minute until you dared to speak again.
„What if I mess up, what if I look into the camera, fall and bleed or even worse, fall and die?"
Arón bursted out laughing, which made you frown at him.
„Y/n." He placed his big hand on top of yours.
You stared down at your hands for a second before looking up into his brown puppy eyes.
„You wont die, I promise."
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Yesterday I asked about getting insurance and got great answers, but the county told me that I only needed the liability insurance with their name on it. My insurance company said in order to get that, I needed to also have each vendor show proof of insurance. The county said I didn't need that and someone else we know said we didn't need to have that either. I've got a call into my insurance company to ask them if that's something they will make me have in order to get the liability, but do you think we can just add them as an additionally insurance off our house liability insurance for this? I'm guessing that will cover me if someone gets hurt on the property, but I'd be taking a risk if someone gets hurt from a product being sold. Do I have this right? Do you think my insurance company will allow this?""
Please Find me good quote for car insurance for young drivers?
Car Insurance for Young Drivers Quotes
Car insurance ? add another car?
my wife got a 1995 i already got full coverage how much will it be to add her car?
Ohio health insurance?
Can someone recommend me a good health insurance for college student? I live in Ohio, non-smoker Thanks""
Car insurance.. help please?
I got a 2000 Dodge Neon a couple days ago and i was wondering how much the insurance will be a month? I'm a sophomore girl in highschool and i usually maintain a B average (you get about $25 off insurance for maintaining good grades). And how much will it be to get it licensed? I payed $1300 for the car (they were desperatly trying to sell it) and it's in perfect condition.
Car insurance question?
I currently own a Peugeot 206 on which the insurance is due for renewal at the beginning of December and is going to cost me somewhere in the region of 800. I am now, however looking into buying a Golf which would cost me around 950 to insure if I was to start the policy from scratch. My question is if I go on to insure my Peugeot for 800, if I buy a Golf say, a month, afterwards will it cost me a lot more to change the car over or will it just be like the diference between the 2 quotes for a year? I really don't want to waste hundreds of pounds by changing the cars over a month or two into the policy.""
Problem with Car Insurances? HELP PLEASE - Will rate best answer.?
Well, I am 17, so this is very annoying but I have a big problem now. Last week I was getting Quoted for Car insurance, the quote was around 1.7k for a Corsa, This I could stretch to, but today I try and get a quote and the smallest quote is around 5.5k, What has changed? something has, I have made sure all the details are exactly the same for my old one which was quoting me at 1.7k and my new one which is quoting me at 5.5k for some reason, Please help or give any ideas thanks a lot.""
Your opinion of my car insurance?
I pay $58 a month for liability on a 93 Explorer. I live in the middle of nowhere and don't drive exceedingly. Just wondering if you think this is an acceptable rate or not. I don't think it's too bad but a friend of mine insists I'm getting ripped off.
How much will my car insurance premium change when i turn 25?
I'm 24 and a car in insurance group 6 is costing me 600-700. I've heard this goes down significantly when I turn 25, is this true and how much should it go down by?""
""I accidently backed into a car, but the owner doesnt want me to turn it in to my insurance?""
She doesnt have car insurance and is scared she'll get into trouble. Its at least 500 worth of damage. Do i have to pay her out of pocket? I pay insurance for a reason!!! My deductible is only 100, and i dont feel i should pay anymore than that.""
Best Health Insurance for Young Adults?
I am 21 and a soon-to-be college graduate. What is the best health insurance company/plan for someone in my position? Please include the monthly cost. I've heard alot about Blue Cross Blue Shield but this is a very important decision and I need a little help making it. I am not looking to get on my parents' health insurance. Thanks!
How much would be insurance on a toyta celica for a 17 year old in uk?
I'm planning to get this car when i get my licence i was just wondering how much it would cost me. I'm getting it with bodykit and custom paintjob and it will be my first car
300zx insurance quote?
I am currently 18 years old and i am trying to buy a manual nissan 300zx. I am currently accident free and I wanted to know the approximate cost for insurance?
New Brunswick Motorcycle Insurance is based on...?
I will be moving to NB this summer (from BC), and was wondering how the insurance rates out there are determined. Here in BC there are a number of insurance brackets (based on displacement) which determine the base rate. All bikes in any one bracket pay the same, so a 600cc sportbike is cheaper than a 883 Sportster (these are only for liability, theft and collision are based more on $$ value). In general, is it the same in NB? Would I save money by going to a smaller bike (I currently ride a 1127cc Suzuki GSX1100G), assuming the actual $$ value of the bike was about the same? Does the type of bike matter? I'd ask an insurance agent, but they are usually pretty reticent to explain how their rates are determined. Hope you can help.""
Insurance for a 350z on Parents plan?
Hey there so when i turn 18, im buying a 2003 nissan 350z with my own money. Right now im 17 and have been driving an old civic for almost the past 2 years and have never gotten in an accident or ticket (not that that lowers the insurance at all) and have the good student discount. so i followed the rule of thumb to buying a car thats okay to beat up when you first start driving. anyways, ive been looking for a lot of answers to my question, but all of the people asking it seem to be paying for theyre own insurance. Im on my parents plan, and when i buy the car its going to be put under my dads name (he is 52 and is a teacher btw if that matters). Both my parents are extremely responsible drivers, so im assuming their insurance rate wont be as high as if the car was in my name. the one issue with this car is how much insurance is going to be exactly. I looked for a quote on progressive, and im almost positive it cant be right. when i typed in the insurance cost for my 2003 civic with me paying it myself, it was only like $10 cheaper per month than a 350z, which like i said seems somewhat off. anyways, does anyone that went through buying a sports car when they were 18 with kinda the same thing have any answers for me? or even if you just know insurance well i just want to know. My parents would be okay with insurance going up some, but not astronomically high (like people were saying a couple thousand a year). ive asked them if they can talk to our agent (we are insured with PEMCO), but they keep saying theyll do it later. anyways, sorry for the long question. but any answers would help! Thanks!""
Where would i get cheap car insurance male age 19?
getting funny quotes
Best & cheapest car insurance company in Cincinnati OH?
Which is the best and cheapest car insurance company out there that provides full coverage? I am paying about 180 for 2 cars right now and I want to know if there is anything else out there that can be better. I am currently with Geico
Insurance for a 17 year old on a ninja 250?
hey im looking at getting a ninja 250r for a first bike. i choose a 250 because it is cheap, cheap to keep up, i could work on almost every job myself, it wont do a wheelie at 90 and kill me, gets 65 mpg highway, and is still as quick as a z28 0-60. what would the insurance be on a little 250 for an almost 18 year old with a perfect driving record, and almost all major discounts ( good student...etc)? i know you cant say for sure but would it be a doable amount since it is just a 250, or is it going way too much cuz im a teen?""
What's the cheapest insurance for a 17-year-old male in New Jersey? I just need something affordable.?
What's the cheapest insurance for a 17-year-old male in New Jersey? I just need something affordable.?
When is an insurance company going to come along who cares about careful drivers?
my car insurance quote has just arrived, the price has gone up by 80 from last year   the year before it went up 20.   I suppose it was the all the snow we had which caused extra claims.   but I have never made a claim in the last 15 years and that was when someone ran into me.   why should we keep having to pay for these mindless idiots who cause these increases,   why cannot insurance companies talk to each other and triple or quadruple persistent offenders   untill they have gone without a claim for 3 years instead of keep hiking up the insurance of careful drivers.   well this is the last straw for me.I am selling my car, a stripey punto 2 years old with 4,000 miles on the clock.   what should I get for it.
What is the best automobile insurance for a classic car?
I have a 1953 Ford Customline, chopped. I currently have Mercury, but it is not for classic cars, so they will only pay ACV.""
Need custom car insurance information?
I have a custom car, and am looking for information on custom car insurance. Rates and also brokers that cover this.""
Where can I find cheap car insurance for someone who has a dui?
I live in AZ and I am trying to find car insurance for someone who has had a dui. The only company so far is Bristol west but they are too expensive. Where else can I go?
Cheapest auto insurance?
What is the cheapest auto insurance from personal experience, Please and thank you!!""
Has the Affordable Care act made your health insurance more affordable?
Mine is going up $150 every two weeks for a $4500 in network $9000 out of network plan starting next year. Seems most people I talk to report similar numbers.
What is the best car on cheap car insuRANCE?
I AM LOOKING FOR A CHEAP INSURANCE I AM 18 JUST PASSED
Need a ballpark insurance estimate?
hello all, i dont actually HAVE this car, but i plan on having it soon here (within the next 6 months) and was just wondering if someone could give me their best ballpark estimate 18 year old male Lives with parents still No Traffic Violations ; 1 small fender bender about 3 months after i got my license (if that matters) 2002 Ford Explorer XLS 4x4 I have taken Drivers Ed Single (well, not married anyway) please and thanks""
Urgent care? Do I need insurance?
So I really need to go to urgent care but will they even look at me if I tell them I don't have insurance and don't even have a job...? I would go to the hospital... But like I said... I have no insurance and no job.
Insurance companies?
I was 18 when i had my first years insurance. The price for myself driving was in excess of 1500 and with 3 additional drivers it went down to 950. Now that i am looking for quotes for my second year insurane policy its the other way around. For myself its 700 and with 3 additional drivers its 1100 (approx). I really cant understand the insurance companies logic. Has this happend to you, or is it just me. I find that it is strange.....""
Affordable health insurance?
Whats a good site for getting lots of quotes at once? thanks
I am planning to buy medical insurance. Which insurance company provides affordable service with good service.
I am 25 working as a consultant but my company doesn't provide insurance. I am looking for a good insurance company to provide me with affordable service. Also what does term Plan type, Deductible, Coinsurance and Office visit mean in simple terms. I work in seattle.""
Car insurance for 17 year old?
So I'm 17 and looking for a car, I'm a football referee and could do with my own transport to get to games ect plus I'd love a car :P so can anybody suggest cars with cheap insurance for a 17 year old male, also is there any factors that would bring my insurance down ?? Thank you""
Cheapest car insurance in texas?
Hi... I have been re searching insurances and they are most around 180.... i was wondering if there were any other cheaper ones in texas... am single pregnant with assisiates, renting, 23 years old. No tickets. 1 acciden no okthers damaged.....""
""18 Years old, car insurance, comprehensive?""
Right so if I get comprehensive car insurance at the age of 18, can I drive other peoples cars? With permission""
A question about gender and insurance?
I know guys pay more for car insurance, but on average how much more a year? and according to this... http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/health/did-you-know-women-pay-more-for-health-insurance-302611/ women pay more for health insurance?...but does anyone know why or how much more?""
Best Florida homeowners insurance? Specifically Ft. Lauderdale area?
I am in charge of finding a new home insurance company for my boss to use since State Farm will be dropping their South Florida people. Any suggestions? Who have all you South Floridians had an excellent experience with as far as rates, service, and coverage? Thanks.""
How can i insure my car for 1?
just read somewhere on this site that you can insure a car for 1 surely this is a load of uncle tom cobbler? would be very impressed if someone can answer this question... seeing as my car is only worth 500 why should i be expected to pay almost that in insurance? it would get written off any way should i ever claim. cos being an olde banger insurance cost for parts and availability not as easy and quick to get.
What insurances do I need as a home-owner?
And any advices on insurance providers? Good service and price?
Young Drivers Car Insurance!!!?
I've been shopping around for car insurance and for a car on my own I cant get it below 4,000 so to get this lower I was going to add my dad as the main driver and put me as an additional driver which got it down to 1,600, that was the plan until my mum told me it was illegal and called 'fronting' so that's out the window but then I was told when I buy my car to get my dad to buy it in his name, and then do the whole main driver and additional driver thing and it should be okay, is this true? If not can someone please give me some advice on how to get cheap car insurance, I'm going to be 18, it will be my first car and anything below a 1.4 engine size. Thanks""
Non-vehicle owner driver's insurance?
I just got my drivers licensce today. I need insurance to drive even though I don't own my own car and will use my parents?
Do I have to buy health insurance in New Mexico?
I recently moved to New Mexico and started a new job. Now I am being told that I have to buy health insurance from my employer, or prove that I am covered under another policy. I am only 21, but I am a smoker and I know this will be expensive. I do not go to the doctor, and have not since I was 10. Do I have to buy coverage I won't use? Is there a way around this?""
How much will my monthly payment and insurance be for a sports car?
im trying to figure out how much my car insurance will be. im 17, ive never owned a car, have no credit history and i want to buy a 1990 toyota supra which is a sports car. the car will probably cost $5000. i just really need to know how much i can expect to be paying a month with insurance and monthly payments""
Passed driving test recently... going on parents insurance question?
Hi, I passed my driving test last week and have been looking at insurances and they average around 8000, even on my parents car.... they are on admiral multi car one has a 2009 ford fiesta Ztec and another a 2010 ford mondeo.. But my dad who has the mondeo was quoted 2000 for me to be on his insurance and my mam with the fiesta was quoted 3500. What is the best things to do, insurance company to look at and ways to get the price down somehow""
What's the best option for changing cars and insurance?
Ok so I got my Service/MOT, Insurance and Road tax at the end of the month, I've been driving for 1 year now and touch wood I wont crash by the end of the month to get my 1st year no claims. I currently have a Renault clio 1.2 However in about 6 months I would like to change to a Audi A3 1.6 as my insurance will be cheaper with the 1 year no claims. (Had to get a 1.2 for the 1st year as Insurance would be crazy) I am currently getting quotes from Admiral and Diamond insurance for a annual fee of about 670 or Monthly installments that come to 1000, so Ideally I will just pay the full year off. But as I said in 6 months ill change cars and by the time Ill sell and buy a new car there could be 2 months where I'm not even driving, and don't want to pay for insurance for not even driving about. I can't find on these dam insurance sites about if i can put my insurance on hold (Admiral). Not sure if I will get charged if I put it on hold or not, as all these insurance company's are very sligh. and Should I pay the Road tax for the whole year or just the 6 months? Also what's the best place to buy/sell cars? ebay / auto trader? (I bought mine from the Motorline Renault garage)""
Can i drive without insurance?
I just got my license today I'm 16 i live in florida. my parents haven't bought my insurance yet and they say its illegal to drive without insurance. can i drive without insurance if i have my license and I'm dirving my parents car?
When is an insurance company going to come along who cares about careful drivers?
my car insurance quote has just arrived, the price has gone up by 80 from last year   the year before it went up 20.   I suppose it was the all the snow we had which caused extra claims.   but I have never made a claim in the last 15 years and that was when someone ran into me.   why should we keep having to pay for these mindless idiots who cause these increases,   why cannot insurance companies talk to each other and triple or quadruple persistent offenders   untill they have gone without a claim for 3 years instead of keep hiking up the insurance of careful drivers.   well this is the last straw for me.I am selling my car, a stripey punto 2 years old with 4,000 miles on the clock.   what should I get for it.
17 / 18 year old (male) car insurance (UK only)?
Hi, I am 17 (male) and haven't took my test yet but hopefully will be soon. Can anyone tell me what they have paid for insurance recently so i can get the heads up on what car's to be looking out for and insurers to get quotes from. I have tried moneysupermarket.com and they just chuck out really high quotes 6000+ whatever car you put in. So, if any 17/ 18 year old boys have recently got a quote can you tell me how much the insurance was, who insured it and what the car is? Thanks.""
Does request of Auto insurance quote have any negative effect ?
My current auto insurance is All State. I am looking for a new insurance of similar policy with lower cost. want to shop online and see if there is better deal. Does request auto insurance quote have any negative effect in my credit ( they need to pull my credit scores, i have a very good one), or any other negative effects. thanks very much!""
Coordination of Insurance Benefits?
Our health insurance company thinks we have more than one insurance and they are denying our claims. We only have insurance through my husband's company and don't understand how they thought we are trying to pull a fast one. How do we prove that we only have ONE insurance? Thanks!
Couple questions on motorcycle insurance?
So I recently just bought a motorcycle 07 Yamaha R6S. I'm 19 years old and first time rider. I financed the bike under my name. My parents have Allstate and I'm under there insurance for the car insurance. Can they add a motorcycle under their insurance or do I have to go on my own? If so, how much is full coverage on a bike for a 19 year old? I have 1 ticket on record. Would I be able to just get liability? I live in California. Any advice would be helpful.""
Help need car insurance I am 21 and dont want the black box :( help please?
anyone knows where i can get cheap car insurance from like 150 to 200 a month let me know am desperate please.......
Should I trust car insurance comparison sites?
Should I trust car insurance comparison sites?
Who needs insurance?
Auto insurance is a hit or miss conception with police enforcement doing the insurance company's work for them. Too many drivers have no insurance leaving responsible drivers to pick up their tab. Why don't we tack on 10 or twenty cents per gallon at the gasoline pump to go for insurance. If you don't buy gas for your car, you're not going to be able to drive.That way, if you drive, you automatically have insurance. This frees up police to do real cop work, cuts down on the cost and makes sure everyone who drives has insurance. Whadya think?""
""If my girlfriend crashes my car, does my insurance cover it?""
I am an insured driver and I believe my girlfriend is still insured on one of her parents cars, but we share my car currently and its not that I dont trust her, I don't trust other people. If an accident occurs while she is driving with my consent and she is a licensed driver (who is possibly insured on another vehicle) will my insurance cover? I have pretty good insurance as my car is finanaced and I was forced to get a few options I could have avoided if I bought an old junker. She has my car by herself for the day for the first time and I can't help but worry.""
How Much does car insurance cost for 16 year old male in Alberta?
For a 2003 saturn vue, how much can i expect to be paying for car insurance?""
What is the most affordable insurance for an amateur athlete ?
What is the most affordable insurance for an amateur athlete ?
Car insurance for a new driver?
i want to buy a small car, but im worried that the insurance will be expensive what company sell cheap insurance? how much about did you pay? i want a small car, like a 1 litre engine thank you""
Car Insurance and Credit Cards?
In less than a year I'll be getting my own credit card and I'll have to have car insurance. I am trying to find the best credit card and car insurance for me so that I won't have to spend money and time later to change it. I am unsure what kind of credit card is best. I am going to try and will most likely succeed in having the best credit. What credit card do you suggest to a high school student who will go to college and to the armed forces. Also I want to know which car insurance offers the cheapest car insurance, I want one that offers rewards for students, safe driving, clean driving records. Any help will be much appreciated.""
How much is registration/insurance for a 17 year old?
Does anyone know how much car insurance is in QLD australia for 6 monthda and a year for a 17 year old
""Second speeding ticket in California, first one was more than 18 months ago?
I got my first speeding ticket about 2 years (24 months) ago. I paid the fine but didn't go to traffic school. I got my second one a few weeks ago. Will it add a point to my ...show more
What exactly do they do for the exam for life insurance?
What exactly do they do for the exam for life insurance?
Where can I get insurance for an older car?
I have a 1969 VW Beetle and need cheapish insurance. Very few insurers will cover a car that old unless it is a classic , but as this means it can only really be driven to shows and whatnot, it won't work for me. This is my daily driver. Thanks in advance.""
Low car insurance for new driver age 37 who has just passed. I live in the U.K.?
Can anyone give me advice where to get the cheapest car insurance in the U.K. I have just past my test and I am 37 years of age. I am looking to get a 1.3 engine. The chaepest quote I have recieved is 789.
I'm on my moms car insurance and I'm getting older?
I'm really trying to get myself on my own two feet and we have everything together, phone bill (sprint) , car insurance she receives my bank statements monitors my purchases, views and manages my credit ...everything I'm just trying to move and not be under my moms wing... How can I go about moving my car insurance, and /or picking car insurance.... Help?""
California 50cc scooter laws?
a 50cc scooter the kind that you sit on and seats 2 goes about 40 mph does it need to be registered in ca and have insurance on it? do i need a motorcycle class license to drive it? or anything else i should know about driving it in california? riverside county.
Where do i get health insurance if i am a student in school?
i am a student 22 years old. i need affordable health insurance. i have no job. i think i am going deaf and blind. where can i get insurance in washington state?
Urgently need help on car insurance !!?
Hello. I jut got my licence last week, im 18 years old and want to straight driving straight away, have about 5k or so to do so. But ive been researching and that will just about cover insurance !!! Im looking for a decent group 1-3 car Can someone help me !!! Confused!!!! Where can i get the cheapest insurance/car combination etc Would really like any kind of advice on what to do ! Thanks!""
What is an affordable private health insurance plan in California for healthy 30 year old male?
Would like peace of mind incase of hospitalization.
UK ONLY: Cheap car insurance for 17 years old male?
I passed my 1 and half months ago, and insurance seems to be no less than 3000 on every sites i look. I havent bought a car but the car im looking to insure is 00-02reg VW Polo 1.0ltr or 00-06reg Vauxhall Corsa 1.0-1.2ltr Both of them are manufacture standards without any modification or accidental repaired. I dont think i will be buying a car before i find a cheap and affordable insurace, happy to pay under 2000 Cannot have an additional driver as my parents do not drive. So can anybody please help me out or recommend me a company? Thank you in advance.""
Car insurance company gave me money why?
I got into a car accident and filed a injury claim the person behind me rear ended me as has progressive insurance. I met up with their adjuster to discuss feb injury claim. I have insurance so they are refunding my insurance company for my physical therapy. They also gave me a personal check for 750 as a sorry gesture. I have never heard of this? Why would they give me a personal amount of money ??
""Car insurance, Comparison Websites and Credit checks?""
Car insurance renewal time, now need to shop around for the best deal available to me. Firstly though, Do car insurers check your credit rating and leave search footprints on your report? Also, do price comparison websites for insurance also check your rating? Also, where would be the cheapest place around for a 23 male, to get insurance. Thank you""
When is an insurance company going to come along who cares about careful drivers?
my car insurance quote has just arrived, the price has gone up by 80 from last year   the year before it went up 20.   I suppose it was the all the snow we had which caused extra claims.   but I have never made a claim in the last 15 years and that was when someone ran into me.   why should we keep having to pay for these mindless idiots who cause these increases,   why cannot insurance companies talk to each other and triple or quadruple persistent offenders   untill they have gone without a claim for 3 years instead of keep hiking up the insurance of careful drivers.   well this is the last straw for me.I am selling my car, a stripey punto 2 years old with 4,000 miles on the clock.   what should I get for it.
First year car insurance for 17 year olds for a small car?
Has anyone recently passed there driving test and brought car insurance? If so how much did it cost and for what car? I don't want answers just saying thousands , I would like people who've recently got car insurance.""
What happens when the insurance company totals your car?
What happens when the insurance company totals your car?
Good looking motorcycle with good insurance price?
iam 16 iam looking to buy a motorcycle but they insurance for my age is up the roof what are some good looking motorcycles with good insurance for my age and what else should i know before getting one ???
SR-22 Insurance?
Can someone please tell me the process? I got pulled over in May for DUI and I was told I had to get Sr-22 insurance. I have a brand new Mercedes Benz (CLK 350) and I am 23 years old. The title of the car is in my name and my moms name. Is there any way for me to get around this without her knowing? She will kill me!! Is there a way to take my name of title and just get the non owners SR-22 insurance? All of this is so confusing and i'm scared. Any experts out there?
How much does a limo insurance cost?
im saving 33,480 dollars to buy an 04 limo""
Health Insurance costs?
According to the National Coalition on Health Care, The average cost for employer based health insurance for a single person is $4,700.00 or $391.66 per month. A family of four costs $12,700.00 per year or $1,058.33 per month. Now to put that into perspective, you can lease a Mercedes Benz SLK 300 ( thats the sporty two seater ) for around $883.07 per month. Question is, does this sound like a fair deal?""
Which is cheaper for a 16 year old Car insurance or Motorcycle insurance?
Im thinking about getting either a car or a motorcycle it all depends on the insurance cost.
""Does anyone know an insurance company that insures parts of the body i.e. hands, legs, etc?""
I've always said that people that use certain parts of their body to make a living should get that part insured. I've been looking for companies that do that but can't seem to find any. I know celebrities do it, but commoners should be able to also.""
Does the title of a car have to be in the insurance owners name?
I currently have insurance on mine and my ex boyfriends car. I dont just want to drop his insurance, so im giving him the opportunity to get his own insurance. He is saying that he needs the title of the car in order to get alternate insurance....is he being honest?""
""Car insurance rate, Toronto, 18 year old?""
How much for a MALE 18 year old, 20 year old, and 25 year old would car insurance cost if you got your License when you were 16. In Toronto.""
NYS car insurance. NYS only please?
My insurance is due on the 18th of October. I cannot pay until the 1st of November. I will be 11 days without insurance. WILL I GET A SUSPENSION or PENALIZED for 11 days?
Cancelling car insurance?
if i decided to cancel my car insurance and go elsewhere would i have to pay a cancellation fee? if so how much is this likely to be? im with m&s (underwritten by bisl). also will my previous ncd be void because i wont have completed this current year due to cancelling early?
How many percentage in texas citizens buy life insurance?
how many people in texas buy life insurance.
Insurance quotes and maintenance cost for these cars?
1.Audi rs4 2.audi a8 3.audi r8 4.ferrari 458 italia 5.lamborghini aventador provide legit answers and not bullshit such as if you can afford it why you ask and so on
""1st Quote = worst insurance company ever, please see below...?""
I'm trying to change the car on my insurance, they haven't picked up the phone for the last 3 days, the website keeps crashing, they don't have an e-mail address, so i've cancelled the direct debit with my bank for them. As there regulated by the FSA should i get in contact with them and complain, as I'm unable to insure my car presently and I don't think thats fair, Are they able to still take the money? and will I inccur extra charges by cutting them off through the bank?""
Insurance companies?
I was 18 when i had my first years insurance. The price for myself driving was in excess of 1500 and with 3 additional drivers it went down to 950. Now that i am looking for quotes for my second year insurane policy its the other way around. For myself its 700 and with 3 additional drivers its 1100 (approx). I really cant understand the insurance companies logic. Has this happend to you, or is it just me. I find that it is strange.....""
Insuring a new driver?
I will be soon getting my license (California), however I will not immediately be purchasing my own car. I am sixteen and I will most likely be driving one of my parents cars in the interim. Now here's my problem. My dad owns and e55 and my mom owns a 328. My mom commutes every day so driving her car is off the table. My dad almost never has to go anywhere in his car as he is currently on disability. The only problem is insuring me on the e55 will cost a fortune. My dad currently has the car insured under State Farm and their quick estimate say's I'd be paying nearly $600 a month. Now, I know there are multiple discounts I can apply for, but I'm not exactly sure what I'm eligible for. Since this would be a shared policy as a part time driver, would it be significantly cheaper? I'm just looking for options here, my dad wants me out of his hair but he also wants me to be paying insurance. I make enough that I could just barely afford $500 a month but that would leave me with no expendable income so.... help. Thanks.""
Who does the cheapest car insurance for 17 year old males?
I am looking to get insured on a peugeot 106 quicksilver for under 3,000 its only a 1.4 but all the company's i look at want up to 11 grand.""
How much more will my insurance cost go up with a careless driving ticket?
I'm 16 and totaled a 18,000$ car and the insurance company will probably have to dish out at least 30,000$ in costs for hospital bills and so on. I know I wasn't driving safe and now i'm paying for it so don't heckle me. I have Triple A insurance if that matters, I might go to another company idk.""
Why is auto insurance cheaper in quebec than ontario?
Why is auto insurance cheaper in quebec than ontario?
Will this effect my car insurance?
(btw if this makes any difference whatsoever, I live in the UK) So I'm soon to be a new driver and insurance for new drivers at the moment is really expensive! I'm aware of that! But my question was this: basically I'm looking to buy my first car, but the car I'm looking to buy was involved in an accident with not the current owner, but the owner before that! And I don't quite fully understand this but the accident was apparently a 'Category D' accident? So what I was wondering was, as this car has been in an accident, (but is now repaired) even though it wasn't me who had the accident, will this effect the price of my car insurance, as the car I will be driving will have been involved in an accident before, but not involving myself? Thanks guys :) xx""
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Do I add Real Estate company to car insurance policy?
My mom and I were hired by a well known real estate company. We are on the same auto insurance policy (clean records). When we were hired, while in training, I called around for quotes. I explained that I did not know how many miles I would be driving yet. The agent said I keep it where it was and if I notice I drive around more to call and adjust the rate. I was up front about getting into real estate. The quote was good. Two weeks letter I get a letter I have to fill out for the auto company. They want to know millage again and if I will be using the cars for work. I was honest about everything, including the company.. I received a notice today that my policy went up almost $400 because they upped my milage (I put between 9-15k, so of course they went in and put in 15k LOL.... but even brining down that, because the company is on there, I am under a business policy ... Is this correct?""
Car insurance rate for teens?
I live in Detroit, MI so the insurance rate will go up just for that. I'm a very responsible student (I'm in the 10th grade). I would be using my grandparents' car. What would be the ranges for insurance roughly? I just want an estimate for how much it would be per year. Please help.""
""I am in the militarty and moved to another state, can I have my car insurance from my home state?
I am a resident of and my vehicle is registered in South Carolina and I am stationed in California. California's insurance is way higher than SCs. I would like to carry insurance from SC on my vehicle.
When is an insurance company going to come along who cares about careful drivers?
my car insurance quote has just arrived, the price has gone up by 80 from last year   the year before it went up 20.   I suppose it was the all the snow we had which caused extra claims.   but I have never made a claim in the last 15 years and that was when someone ran into me.   why should we keep having to pay for these mindless idiots who cause these increases,   why cannot insurance companies talk to each other and triple or quadruple persistent offenders   untill they have gone without a claim for 3 years instead of keep hiking up the insurance of careful drivers.   well this is the last straw for me.I am selling my car, a stripey punto 2 years old with 4,000 miles on the clock.   what should I get for it.
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/good-affordable-life-insurance-noah-bailey/"
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Of career, family, and love life.
I cant believe that Im now at a point of deciding for my future. The biggest decision I had to make was 7 years ago after SPM, tryna figure out what course to take and which scholarship shall i apply for. The next 7 years was sealed on me dedicating my life to pursue medicine, and now that’s done and dusted.
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I found myself at this heavy junction again, having to make a decision that will determine not just the next 7 years of my life, but probably the rest of it.
Upon graduating from college, I now need to apply for my housemanship, which is basically 2 years of compulsory training as a doctor. Some facts that might help you understand this better.
1. There are 6 rotations for housemanship; o&g, paediatrics, medical, surgical, emergency med and orthopaedics. Each lasting for 4 months. so 6x24 makes its 24 months which is 2 years.
2. You might get extended in those posting for another 2 months, so 2x6, brings us to an additional 1 year. ( Reasons for extension are highly variable)
3. All hospitals in Malaysia is known to have a malignant department. It is never set in stone that if you’re the best student in your class, your housemanship would be smooth sailing.
4. You can only change hospital in the same state, after 1 year of working.
5. You are the lowest of the lowest in the hospital food chain. Eating, sleeping, going back home in time for dinner would be a luxury.
Anyway.
5 years ago I was pretty set on doing my ho in Sabah. They have nice places to visit there, the allowance is big, and there’s no better time to work hard and earn money than the beginning of your career. However, when Dad started falling ill, I was then determined that I should/will/must do my ho in hukm. At least I could take care of him whenever he’s admitted. On nights when he’s lonely, I could just wear my white coat and doze off at his bedside. If mom is not feeling well, i’ll be around and be the first one to attend to her needs. I was away for so long, its now my time to stay home.
But a few things have changed since. Each with big consequences, that i feel so torn apart being pulled in so many directions.
Firstly Dad died. I wont even go to the emotional roller coaster this has caused me, but he died. Even before i got to take care of him. Even before i came home as a doctor. I looked at my mom and in my heart i feel there’s no way i would leave her now. But my relationship with mom was never really good to begin with. What keeps me safeguarding her is my personal conscience and responsibility as a daughter, rarely out of love. She was never really happy with what I do. Of the few months that I am properly home, she supported me, helped me out with my own chores (yes, even at 25) when i had a job and she mothered well. But i also have this itch that she never really liked me. With dad being no longer around, she dominates the whole vibe in the house. She would comment on every single thing i do; the clothes i wear, the route i chose when taking her out, the food i eat, the friends i see- because I am living with her under the same roof, she has this sense of control over me. Which of course i am very uncomfortable with, and which i also know, wont be a problem in the first place, if im not constantly home.
I also do understand at 25 years old, this is the point of my life where i need to serve my family. Before I ran out of parents to serve.
Ok, thats the family situation
So the second thing to consider is A. It just so happened in my last year of med school i fell in love with a guy from Muar. Omg that is so cheesy. But yes, I met someone that i legit think I want to spend the rest of my life with. Keep in mind, that he too has the same “its the time for me to be with my family” notion in his head. 
This wouldnt be a problem if like him, I can say ok lets just do our ho separately, maybe save up for a year till its enough for us to get married, finish our ho respectively and finally after three years apart we will be together.
Hah. Not when everything that involves distance fell apart in my life. I could not bring myself to agree with the idea of maintaining the relationship for three years, during our housemanship. It doesnt make sense at all in my head, to stay loyal to an idea. The ideal situation would be to stay together, either me in Muar, or A in Selangor, but again, would you risk it all for an idea?
I operate on logic and not fairytales. Love fades, relationship gets messy but come hell or high water, family stays. 
But you want love, you need love, and sometimes you do believe that love wins. I could be in a room full of people and still feel lonely. Its when A arrives that i feel whole again. Recently I spent a whole day meeting friends while A was busy at work. I thought i had fun and sure it was nice catching up, but it was only at the end of the day, when I got to sit down with A for a late dinnner, i felt genuinely happy. The peaceful kind, the why the hell watching him sip tomyam is bringing me so much joy kinda happy. His presence just ignites something in me.
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Worn out, yet loved.
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A’s pants can be up to his tits and i’d still find it weirdly adorable.
How now?
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What You Should Drink This 4th Of July Weekend According To Your Horoscope
Happy fucking birthday, America. We’ll skip the lofty introductions and just get to the weekend horoscopes. Drinking is in store for all of us, so find out what you should drink and how muchnot by listening to your limits or caring for your liver, or anything, but by interpreting the movement of the stars. What could go wrong?
Aries
While Aries may typically be one of the drunkest of the zodiac, this patriotic weekend is a time for pacing yourself. No one likes the girl whos blacked out before the fireworks even start. The goal here is to still be the drunkest person at the barbecue, but to maintain that drunk for the entire day, which means youll be sticking to ciders. Unlike beer which is heavy and makes you bloat like no other, cider is light and refreshing. Bonus: an Aries alcohol tolerance means you can drink it all day without wreaking havoc. Branch out into a festive red berry flavor thatll look super patriotic in your 300 second Snapchat story.
Taurus
This weekend is looking like a marathon for you, Taurus. Endless parties, multiple family obligations, and the burning desire to be drunk at each and every one of them. Nothing says thanks for the invite, Im going to eat all your potato salad and then GTFO like the girl who arrives with a bottle of tequila. Start easy with some blended margaritas, and then slowly ease into debauchery that our forefathers would be proud of by peer pressuring everyone in attendance to take shots with you. Youll be the life (and eventually death) of the party.
Gemini
We all know you have one goal, and one goal only, this weekend, Gemini: the illusive perfect 4th of July Instagram. No easy feat, this photo must strike the perfect balance of contrived and natural, patriotic while still self-aware enough to realize America is burning, cute but not so glam that people can tell you spent three hours getting ready for a barbecue. You have a lot of work ahead of you, but we can by making at least one part simple. The perfect photo calls for the perfect summer cocktail: a fruity punch that photographs well and will have people leaving comments asking for the recipe. Something big batch is perfect for a weekend like this because it will trick people into thinking you showed up with an item to share. Pour it into a festive ice tea cooler, and your guest obligation is done without any actual cooking at all.
Cancer
With a full weekend of family time ahead of you, Cancer, you have the very specific task of being as drunk as possible without anyone noticing. Strategically this means drinking what everyone else is drinking and hoping no one notices that the alcohol is disappearing at an alarming rate. Your best bet this weekend is sticking to wine, preferably white and refreshing. Your mom will be psyched that you showed up to an event and actually brought something to share, and if you do it right she wont even notice that you took down of the bottle on your own.
Leo
You have one goal and one goal only this weekend, Leo: to not remember anything that happens after the fireworks start. We commend your dedication to blacking out no matter the occasion, and have some ideas of the best way you can do it. Vodka is the answer to all your problems, even the ones that arent really problems at all. Easily the most versatile alcohol, you can switch up your drinks throughout the day to avoid getting bored and slowing down; the only constant is that half the cup is the vodka of your choosing. Avoid shots at all cost, less because of taste and more because no one like the girl who shows up and starts throwing back Absolut as if she actually enjoys it.
Virgo
This weekend is looking scenic for you, Virgo. Odds are youll be spending a lot of time in nature, away from the bustle and chaos of a typical 4th of July. This, by no means, allows you to forgo drinking, but more so means that you can relax and drink something luxurious. Before you head off on your weekend adventure, spend some time putting together a really top-notch jug (or three) of sangria. If youre feeling really wild, make a red and a white: one for day time adventures and the other for relaxing at night under the stars. Youre about to have the most relaxing 4th weekend of all time, so just sit back and sip the night away.
Libra
On a hectic weekend like this, Libras need a chill af drink to match their chill af demeanor. As much as I hate to say it, youre looking at a weekend full of beer. Hopefully thats your thing. But also, why is that your thing. Its summertime so why not dive into Corona and lime and worry about things like calories and bloating later? The holidays are meant for over-indulging anyways. Plus, this is a super easy drink to offer to people without seeming weird, meaning you can cozy up to literally anyone at your party. Can you imagine telling your grandkids that you and your husband met over a shared Corona? Its precious, in a painfully California way.
Scorpio
Scorpios are here this holiday weekend to fuck up your party and drink all your alcohol. Thats it. So instead of worrying about what youre going to drink, just show up and drink whatever the guest offers. If they dont offer anything, drink it anyway. Pros of this approach: a cheaper alternative to buying alcohol. Cons: Youre going to be doing a lot of mixing, which wont bode well for your hangover. But thats a problem for later you, and present yous only concern is that your cup is never empty. Go forth and wild out, Scorpio. No one does it better than you.
Sagittarius
While Sagittarians can frequently be the life of the party, theyre always riding the fine line of being one drink away from sobbing in the bathroom because they looked up the tree hashtag on Instagram, and like, nature is just so beautiful (a true story). To combat this, your only rule for this weekend is to stay as far away from wine as possible. While an excess of any alcohol can set you off, wine is a fast track to tears. Venture off into the land of hard alcohol and party the weekend away without worrying about being that girl.
Capricorn
Capricorns love all types of alcohol, as long as its on the rocks. While I may never understand this preference, I respect it. This weekend, dont stray from what you know. In fact, make it as obvious as possible. Nothing garners respect amongst strangers like the girl casually sipping tequila on the rocks in the corner of the room. Youll make friends in no time.
Aquarius
Its really all or nothing with Aquarians when it comes to alcohol. Youre either at a reasonably responsibly (aka boring) two drinks, or youre a fifth deep and trying to convince everyone that now is a really good time to go skinny dipping. This weekend, lean toward the latter. Its a holiday! Let that freak flag fly! And do it while drinking questionable amounts of champagne. Start off tame with mimosas and then abandon the notion of juice about halfway through the day. Theres nothing quite like the sophistication and impending migraine of a champagne drunk, which is exactly what America deserves this weekend.
Pisces
You might have had a more low-key weekend in mind, Pisces, but were here to tell you thats a terrible fucking idea. In this climate, there is only one weekend a year that you get to be unabashedly proud of being an American, and you will not be wasting it on a three day long Netflix binge. Nothing tempts you to dip your toes into the pools of alcoholism like tropical rum based drinks. Drinking rum is like going to a party you didnt plan on attending, but after a few Mai Tais youre not only hosting the party, but likely getting kicked out of it at some point. Save the lounging for your inevitable hangover and spend that time cursing America and everything it stands for. So, kind of the way you spend the rest of the year. 
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My Presentation
My presentation and the main concept of my final major project is looking at the negative effects of a camera, that intrudes privacy and dehumanises people, and how it has changed society.  Photography has always had a lot of ethical gray areas, and Im interested in what makes people react differently to photographs, why some are seen as okay but others aren't. In what situations is a camera appropriate but in others not, and how the use of a camera has affected our generation and its authenticity.
One influence for this topic is my interest in photojournalism, Photojournalism is the practicing of communicating news by photographs, and is always providing reasons for controversy as images are often explicit. I want to look at what distinguishes between an images been ok, and not ok.
These images here are from the same time, September 2015, when the refugee crisis was at the height of every news story and we were inundated with new stories every day. The image on the right was a massive influence on the way that people responded to the crisis, as it was so shocking, and really resonated with people on a personal level. However, there was a large outcry after this image was published as many found it too explicit and tragic to be on our front covers. But it was the truth and it made people change, so why wasnt it ok to be published? It differs greatly to the image on the left, whose colour is edited and which has a dreamy depth of field, the subjects look happy, and its portrayed to look joyful and beautifully photographed - which is a completely fake portrayal of the refugee crisis. It makes me wonder if we only want to see edited versions of lives, because real life images are never accepted graciously.
This image by Stanley Forman is from 1975, but raised the same kind of issues. It was again published on the front cover of a newspaper titled Fire Escape Collapse, and went on to win awards for World Press Photo of the Year and a Pulitzer Prize. However the children were in fact falling to their death and so there was outrage at the image being so highly commended as it was argued by many that it takes away the dignity of ones human death.  Many wrote to the newspaper expressing their feelings yet the editor defended the photographer in a statement that concluded:
“I recognize that printing pictures of corpses raises all sorts of problems about taste and titillation and sensationalism; the fact is, however, that people die. Death happens to be one of life’s main events. And it is irresponsible — and more than that, inaccurate — for newspapers to fail to show it, or to show it only when an astonishing set of photos comes in over the Associated Press wire. Most papers covering fatal automobile accidents will print pictures of mangled cars. But the significance of fatal automobile accidents is not that a great deal of steel is twisted but that people die. Why not show it? That’s what accidents are about. Throughout the Vietnam War, editors were reluctant to print atrocity pictures. Why not print them? That’s what that was about. Murder victims are almost never photographed; they are granted their privacy. But their relatives are relentlessly pictured on their way in and out of hospitals and morgues and funerals.”
in addition to this, the idea of editing what we put into the public eye has swung so far in the opposite direction that these days, outside of the news, almost nothing we see is real.
photographers whose subjects are celebrities, or better known papparazi, have been at the root of many disasters. The word paparazzi derives from the word pappataci, which is italian for small mosquito,suggesting that a paparazzi is an annoying buzzing creature. It then entered the english language and refers to an intrusive photographer.  They are responsible for the most widely seen images we have in contemporary culture, and whilst not ideal, its true that they make thousands of pounds or dollars from a single image. They inhabit a weird form of postmodern journalism thats seen as both despicable and a part of the media we indulge in. They have a history of invading the privacy of celebrities, whether its waiting outside their homes or sneaking into their hotel rooms. Perhaps the most extreme case of paparazzi torment is that surrounding Princess Dianas death. A leading theory suggests that the reason her taxi driver was going so fast was to escape a following photographer. This was a particularly serious case, and although some regulations were changed after this incident, ((including that legally ‘Journalists must not engage in intimidation, harassment or persistent pursuit.’, )) its still a very big part of todays culture. However, whilst for some its an invasion of privacy, for others its their money maker. Certain celebrities who are famous for they lifestyle, what they wear, who their with, and what their doing, they rely on these images taken to keep their fanbase updated on their movements and therefore cant have much say in stopping it from happening. So its difficult to stop a culture such as this as for some it may be torment, but for others, its their job.
Further on from this, and my last point into exploring the intrusive sides of a camera, is the devices that we use them on. Im not sure if any of you saw this article, where a photographer created a series of photos of people engaging in their phones, but edited them out of the picture to show the true reality of what was happening. This caused a lot of reaction and showed the harsh reality that we forget day to day of how people are so absorbed in their phones that they dont engage with people. The photographer, Eric Pickersgill, created a short video explaining his series, which to conclude is about how we kind of notice, but tend not to act upon these addictions. He also mentions how its easy for him to photograph people on their phones, as they dont notice him.  As a photographer myself I can relate to this, as if photographing people, you know its safe to capture someone who is on their phone, as they wont see you. But it also can make you feel slightly uncomfortable, as I more often than not now, almost feel bad for taking a photo, as I feel like theres a line between just enjoying an experience, and capturing it on your phone. (And i barely even take photographs of anything anymore because i want to enjoy the moment.)  We've seen this before however, at concerts perhaps, where people barely watch or join in with the performances because they are filming it all on their phone. We have come to a day and age where people are so infatuated by their phones that they almost don't even know whats going on around them anymore. Its become part of our culture, to spend any spare time we may have, endlessly scrolling and looking at photos. We are exposed to a greater amount of worldwide information than we ever have been, as we have such great access to photos of people and places from all over the world. This is great, as people are travelling more than ever, and using this source as a way of maintaining contact with people from all over the world, however it can sometimes be a little overwhelming just how much we are exposed to. Its said that the average mobile phone user checks their phone around 200 times a day, and in a  survey of college students 94% said they would feel troubled if they didn't have their phone with them. As a generation we are addicted and we are constantly posting or taking some kind of photo or video. I really want to explore the effects that this has on people, on authenticity, their relationships and their actions, as well as their feelings. My main concentration would be in fact authenticity, as I very much feel like as someone who doesn't really have any specific career path in mind, it can feel quite daunting to watch what everyone else is doing in their lives, and appearing successful on their social media platforms, and to see how authentic people really are these days, and how much is influenced by what they see everyone else doing. I have a theory that if we weren't exposed to as much information as we are, of other peoples lives, and lived in a generation such as our parents, many of us would be doing very different things. I think we would be more concentrated on purely what we like doing, as opposed to what other people like and what we feel we should.  I also think that this mobile technology has really altered our expectations of reality, and Im going to explore the ways in which it has, and what we would potentially be like without these cameras after all.
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Short Story #27: Heist
Written: 1/22/2017
Doberman was twenty minutes late to meet up with the others, when he finally got to the van, parked discreetly, windows tinted, he gently rapped the side door with the rehearsed knock. It took a little while for the door to slide open-he could hear sounds of annoyance from the inside-so he awkwardly looked around, adjusted the strap of his duffel bag, and kicked a pebble on the ground. Finally it swung open, and he could see the others-dove, fox, alligator (or was it crocodile)-all looking at him annoyed. He tried to climb in without saying a word, and when he slid the door shut behind them they finally made sighs of annoyance.
“What took you so long?” Alligator asked, scowling at him. He swirled his hands around in the air, in an attempt to explain the delay, but he didn’t really know what to say. Being vague would be better to admit that he lost his mask, and had to waste a lot of time trying to find it. Crocodile picked up an empty beer bottle and spit into it, which repulsed dove, but gator didn’t care. “Did you at least get the guns?”
Giving a cheshire cat grin, Doberman placed his bag on top of the blueprints that were sprawled out in between everyone, and unzipped the bag to show that it was full of guns. “See, I’m not a complete disappointment.” He looked around, but his joke didn’t go over well.
Fox scowled and rubbed his bald head, something he did when he was frustrated, “If you’re going to act like this right from the start,” it was difficult for doberman to understand that accent, was it Russian, Ukranian, Turkish? He had no idea. “We might as well leave you behind. Its one thing to fuck around during planning,” to get his point across he jabbed a finger into doberman’s chest, “but this is when shit gets serious, you fucking asshole.” A lot of tough talk from a guy whose party trick is to fucking juggle.
Doberman looked at the finger on his chest, knocked it away, and firmly said, “A lot of tough talk from-” but swift contact of fox’s fist to his jaw shut him up pretty quickly. Gator ran her tattooed fingers through her short, red hair, too busy staring at the guns to care. Dove was busy texting on her phone. Rubbing the pain area on his short, black beard, doberman understood that now was the time to shut up. He’d just return the favor during the heist, who was fox to treat him that way.
“You, Dove.” When fox said this she finally looked up from her phone. “Why’d you bring this guy with us. He’s a liability.”
She shrugged, “He had a connect to buy guns. We needed guns.” Focusing back on her phone, “Besides, the whole thing should only take a half hour, tops. You only have to deal with him for that long. Don’t be a bitch.” Fox grunted in annoyance, but didn’t push it any further. Doberman looked over to her to give her a pathetic smile, he’d been in love with her since high school, but she only returned with a cold stare, causing him to pull out an uzi and pretended to examine it.
Croc laughed at the scene, drooling out a brown liquid, then spit again into the bottle. After setting the bottle down, she moved the bag off to her left, so it was positioned between her and fox, and she straightened out the blueprints. “Okay, doberman. You need a recap?”
“Psh, I know this plan like the back of my hand, its you guys who probably need the recap.”
This pissed everyone off a little, fox almost spoke but just shook his head. Gator leaned towards doberman and talked slowly, “What do you think we’ve been doing while we waited on you?” It was impossible for doberman to maintain eye contact. “What? Can’t look at me? Shut the fuck up, and recite the plan then, because I have a feeling you’re all talk.” Fox laughed at this, dove smirked but still focused on her phone, it wasn’t clear if she was reacting to the situation, or read something amusing.
Doberman stared at the blueprints, put his uzi down in his lap, and pointed at the entrance of the building. “Okay, uh.. We go in through the front, masks on, armed to the teeth, and we um. We fire a couple rounds in the air, you know, to show them that we mean business. Then, we yell, ‘get down, get down’ until they listen, then we have them give us the money then we drive out quick.” He looked around, sheepishly, for approval but none was given. Fox began to rub his head again, cursing in some foreign language, and gator grabbed him by the collar.
Looking away from her phone, dove let out a sigh. “I can’t fucking believe that I let you in on this.” About to tear into him, she realized that emotionally battering him would take up a lot of time, and the guy wasn’t really worth it. Deciding that she would probably just shoot him at some point during the heist, a conclusion that fox and croc had also individually arrived at, she just shook her head and recited the plan. “Okay, first off, every thing you said is just nonsense. This is a fucking retirement home, not a bank. Did you even know that?” He looked away, and she restrained herself. Did he really expect to win her over by doing all this? “Because this is a retirement home, and because its night time, there wont really be anyone in the front except for staff. My grandma stays here, so I can swear to this. That usually leaves all of the residents in their rooms, and most of the time they’re out early, and they sleep heavily, except when they want to fuck. Which is more than you would expect. So, because of this unknown element, the risk of some horny geezers catching us as we dig through their rooms, we’re doing it on a Thursday night. Do you know why we’re doing it on a Thursday?”
“Uh… No?” When doberman said this he had to hold back a smile, he was just happy that she was paying so much attention to him.
She glared at him, looked over at the other two who were equally pissed, and then thought, fuck it. “Because Thursday is bingo night. This is their biggest night, so my grandma tells me, and all of the elderly will be out there, it that room. The only ones who stay behind are the ones who are too catatonic to be a problem. We’re going to need you,” flashing a smile that falsely made him think he was special, “you’re the most important part of this whole plan. While we go in through the back, we’ll pick through the rooms of the very few catatonic patients, while you go into the bingo room, fire a couple rounds in the air, yell ‘get down, get down’,” fox and gator started to realize what she was doing, and had to hold back their laughter, “and you gotta get the jewelry off of all of the bingo players.” After this last part was said she stroked his left arm.
Almost melting from the affection, doberman had to regain his composure. “Wait.. Why would they keep all of their valuable shit on them?”
Taking her hand off his arm, fluttering her eyelashes, pretending like she was upset, “Aw, here I was thinking you were smart, I wasn’t mistaken about that? Was I?”
Shaking his head, he affirmed, “No, no. I get it. Yeah, I’ll get the shit off of those old bastards no problem. I’ll do a better job than this fuckin juggler,” pointing at fox, “over here. A real man’s job, I get it.” Convincing himself more than anyone, he held his uzi in the air and loaded a full magazine into it, taking eleven seconds to do so.
Dove put her hand back on his arm, “Yeah, thats a good boy.” Croc hit the roof of the van twice, and it started up and began moving. They all began to put on their masks, an animal corresponding with each of their code names, and began to grab their guns, load them, and filled their pockets with spare bullets. For a moment nobody said anything, but the amount of fire power was ridiculous, they were expecting a couple pistols, just for intimidation, but dove had snatched up the only revolver. Fox was suck with an AK, and gator had a combat shotgun. Where the hell did this idiot get all of this anyway?
Examining his rifle, fox looked up at doberman, “Where’d you get all this?” He couldn’t believe any of it, and he noticed, left inside the bag, three claymores. “It all seems a little… Well.. Excessive. We’re not staging a rebellion, you know.”
Doberman grinned behind his mask, “Oh what, its not tough enough for you? Your dick not big enough to handle this amount of destructive power?”
Gator shook her head, “Seriously? Is that what this has devolved to? Fucking insults about dick size? How old are you?”
“Oh, shut up dyke!”
She grabbed him by the shirt again, “Fuck you say to me?” Fox just laughed.
Doberman put the barrel of his uzi under Croc’s chin, “I called you a fuckin’ dyke, what are you going to do about it, huh? You gonna be so tough when I blow your fucking brains out?” Dove and fox both pointed their guns at the dog, but he didn’t back down. Looking at the barrels that stared at him, he haughtily replied, “Look, you fuckers need me. Marigold said it. “
Marigold’s face started to grow hot under her dove mask, her heat beat quickened, “No names, asshole!”
With his free arm, he attempted a shrug. “Whatever, a slip of the tongue, not a big problem.” Fox gave a look to dove, she held up a hand to tell him to wait. “What matters is, you guys can’t do this job without me, dig?”
Croc simply laughed, “What is this? Are we in a mob movie all of the sudden?”
In response, doberman pushed the barrel in even deeper, yelled hysterically, “I told you to shut the fuck up!” His voice cracked at the end of the sentence. “You know what? I could blow your brains out right now, how’d you like that? We don’t even really need you for this job, we could just dump your body in the forest in some shallow grave somewhere.”
Fox nudged his head towards dove, this time she nodded but still held a hand up for him to wait. She gave a little laugh and said, “Sounds like a good idea.”
Nodding frantically, Doberman turned his head to Marigold, “Yeah, you’re reasonable you get it! Actually, we don’t even need this foreign fuck, from wherever land.”
“Croatia.” Fox was tired of explaining this.
The dog mask swung around to stare at the fox’s, “Look, was I talking to you? I might as well plug you too-”
Gator shook her head, “Again with the gangster bullshit!”
Doberman stared at her and yelled, as loud as he could, “I TOLD YOU TO-” there was a loud BANG, and his brains, skull, blood, splattered against the fox’s mask. Doberman crumpled down to his right side, and dove, holding the smoking revolver in one hand, banged on the top of the van twice, and it started to pull over.
Throwing his mask off in disgust, fox declared, in agitation, “What was that guy’s problem? Entitled shit.”
Croc gave a shrug, “I just don’t know how he thought that was going to play out.”
“Fuckers all over me,” fox tried to clean the viscera off of his denim jacket, “I’m probably going to have to burn this thing.” Gator lifted the bottom of her mask so she could spit into her bottle. Fox grabbed the corpse by the collar and yelled, “I fucking loved this jacket, you asshole!”
There was a knock on the side of the van, then the door slowly slid open. The driver, a hefty, blotchy faced, brunette in a tracksuit, stared at the scene inside in bewilderment. After taking a hit from an inhaler, she asked, “What the fuck happened in here?”
Taking off her mask, dove explained, “Just an inconvenience. We’ll have to drag this asshole into the forest and bury him. I guess we’ll have to wait until next week.”
Surveying the guns in the back of the van, the driver questioned, “Holy shit, are those the guns he brought?”
Croc displayed her shotgun, “Yeah, I don’t think he was ever sure of what was going on.”
After stepping out of the van, and walking around for a bit, fox pulled a blunt out from his jacket pocket, slightly crumpled, and held it up to everyone. “Anyone else wanna calm down before we get rid of the bastard?”
Dragging him out into the forest wasn’t too difficult, fox and gator were pretty strong, and doberman had only weighed a little over a hundred pounds, but they found a couple of bodies already disposed of in the woods, so it was difficult for them to find a good spot. They found a clearing with a large, sun bleached boulder in the middle. They didn’t dig very deep, the earth was easy to dig through since it had rained earlier in the day, and they mostly just hoped that an animal would take care of him or something. Dove suggested that they burn the body, to get rid of any evidence that they were attached to his murder, but this idea was shot down because they didn’t know how to go about it very well. However, fox’s jacket was burned, while he and the driver danced around it like pagans. For a while their collective high took over and they forgot why they were in the woods in the first place, they simply enjoyed their time there, sung, dance, and talked about their second time at attempting the heist.
After what felt like a lifetime of hanging out, their highs started to wear off, and the ominous feeling of the woods made itself more and more apparent. Marigold couldn’t explain why, but she felt like somebody was hiding in the trees, watching them, and eventually she suggested they leave. Single file, with croc in front, they walked out of the woods. The abandoned corpses were more unsettling the second time around, and some of them wondered if they would ever get out of the woods alive. Every now and then, Marigold would feel the revolver tucked into the back of her pants, just to make sure it was there. Eventually they reached the van, and some gave a sigh of relief, but the others were never worried, knowing they were the dangerous ones.
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What You Should Drink This 4th Of July Weekend According To Your Horoscope
Happy fucking birthday, America. We’ll skip the lofty introductions and just get to the weekend horoscopes. Drinking is in store for all of us, so find out what you should drink and how muchnot by listening to your limits or caring for your liver, or anything, but by interpreting the movement of the stars. What could go wrong?
Aries
While Aries may typically be one of the drunkest of the zodiac, this patriotic weekend is a time for pacing yourself. No one likes the girl whos blacked out before the fireworks even start. The goal here is to still be the drunkest person at the barbecue, but to maintain that drunk for the entire day, which means youll be sticking to ciders. Unlike beer which is heavy and makes you bloat like no other, cider is light and refreshing. Bonus: an Aries alcohol tolerance means you can drink it all day without wreaking havoc. Branch out into a festive red berry flavor thatll look super patriotic in your 300 second Snapchat story.
Taurus
This weekend is looking like a marathon for you, Taurus. Endless parties, multiple family obligations, and the burning desire to be drunk at each and every one of them. Nothing says thanks for the invite, Im going to eat all your potato salad and then GTFO like the girl who arrives with a bottle of tequila. Start easy with some blended margaritas, and then slowly ease into debauchery that our forefathers would be proud of by peer pressuring everyone in attendance to take shots with you. Youll be the life (and eventually death) of the party.
Gemini
We all know you have one goal, and one goal only, this weekend, Gemini: the illusive perfect 4th of July Instagram. No easy feat, this photo must strike the perfect balance of contrived and natural, patriotic while still self-aware enough to realize America is burning, cute but not so glam that people can tell you spent three hours getting ready for a barbecue. You have a lot of work ahead of you, but we can by making at least one part simple. The perfect photo calls for the perfect summer cocktail: a fruity punch that photographs well and will have people leaving comments asking for the recipe. Something big batch is perfect for a weekend like this because it will trick people into thinking you showed up with an item to share. Pour it into a festive ice tea cooler, and your guest obligation is done without any actual cooking at all.
Cancer
With a full weekend of family time ahead of you, Cancer, you have the very specific task of being as drunk as possible without anyone noticing. Strategically this means drinking what everyone else is drinking and hoping no one notices that the alcohol is disappearing at an alarming rate. Your best bet this weekend is sticking to wine, preferably white and refreshing. Your mom will be psyched that you showed up to an event and actually brought something to share, and if you do it right she wont even notice that you took down of the bottle on your own.
Leo
You have one goal and one goal only this weekend, Leo: to not remember anything that happens after the fireworks start. We commend your dedication to blacking out no matter the occasion, and have some ideas of the best way you can do it. Vodka is the answer to all your problems, even the ones that arent really problems at all. Easily the most versatile alcohol, you can switch up your drinks throughout the day to avoid getting bored and slowing down; the only constant is that half the cup is the vodka of your choosing. Avoid shots at all cost, less because of taste and more because no one like the girl who shows up and starts throwing back Absolut as if she actually enjoys it.
Virgo
This weekend is looking scenic for you, Virgo. Odds are youll be spending a lot of time in nature, away from the bustle and chaos of a typical 4th of July. This, by no means, allows you to forgo drinking, but more so means that you can relax and drink something luxurious. Before you head off on your weekend adventure, spend some time putting together a really top-notch jug (or three) of sangria. If youre feeling really wild, make a red and a white: one for day time adventures and the other for relaxing at night under the stars. Youre about to have the most relaxing 4th weekend of all time, so just sit back and sip the night away.
Libra
On a hectic weekend like this, Libras need a chill af drink to match their chill af demeanor. As much as I hate to say it, youre looking at a weekend full of beer. Hopefully thats your thing. But also, why is that your thing. Its summertime so why not dive into Corona and lime and worry about things like calories and bloating later? The holidays are meant for over-indulging anyways. Plus, this is a super easy drink to offer to people without seeming weird, meaning you can cozy up to literally anyone at your party. Can you imagine telling your grandkids that you and your husband met over a shared Corona? Its precious, in a painfully California way.
Scorpio
Scorpios are here this holiday weekend to fuck up your party and drink all your alcohol. Thats it. So instead of worrying about what youre going to drink, just show up and drink whatever the guest offers. If they dont offer anything, drink it anyway. Pros of this approach: a cheaper alternative to buying alcohol. Cons: Youre going to be doing a lot of mixing, which wont bode well for your hangover. But thats a problem for later you, and present yous only concern is that your cup is never empty. Go forth and wild out, Scorpio. No one does it better than you.
Sagittarius
While Sagittarians can frequently be the life of the party, theyre always riding the fine line of being one drink away from sobbing in the bathroom because they looked up the tree hashtag on Instagram, and like, nature is just so beautiful (a true story). To combat this, your only rule for this weekend is to stay as far away from wine as possible. While an excess of any alcohol can set you off, wine is a fast track to tears. Venture off into the land of hard alcohol and party the weekend away without worrying about being that girl.
Capricorn
Capricorns love all types of alcohol, as long as its on the rocks. While I may never understand this preference, I respect it. This weekend, dont stray from what you know. In fact, make it as obvious as possible. Nothing garners respect amongst strangers like the girl casually sipping tequila on the rocks in the corner of the room. Youll make friends in no time.
Aquarius
Its really all or nothing with Aquarians when it comes to alcohol. Youre either at a reasonably responsibly (aka boring) two drinks, or youre a fifth deep and trying to convince everyone that now is a really good time to go skinny dipping. This weekend, lean toward the latter. Its a holiday! Let that freak flag fly! And do it while drinking questionable amounts of champagne. Start off tame with mimosas and then abandon the notion of juice about halfway through the day. Theres nothing quite like the sophistication and impending migraine of a champagne drunk, which is exactly what America deserves this weekend.
Pisces
You might have had a more low-key weekend in mind, Pisces, but were here to tell you thats a terrible fucking idea. In this climate, there is only one weekend a year that you get to be unabashedly proud of being an American, and you will not be wasting it on a three day long Netflix binge. Nothing tempts you to dip your toes into the pools of alcoholism like tropical rum based drinks. Drinking rum is like going to a party you didnt plan on attending, but after a few Mai Tais youre not only hosting the party, but likely getting kicked out of it at some point. Save the lounging for your inevitable hangover and spend that time cursing America and everything it stands for. So, kind of the way you spend the rest of the year. 
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