diluc probably has one of the fullest, thickest, most loveliest and voluminous set of eyelashes. he would also probably allow you to put mascara on him if you begged long enough.
(that’s a lie, all you have to do is ask once. he’ll fold like paper to anything you request, really.)
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Monster catchphases out of context be like
I’m currently on vacation.
This is the place.
You musn’t! Promise me you won’t!
You must live!
Anyway,
What are you implying?!
A DEMON—
Kenzo ... :(
That man ruined my life!!
Munch-munch, chomp-chomp, gobble-gobble, gulp … munch-munch, chomp-chomp, gobble-gobble, gulp … Munch-munch, chomp-chomp, gobble-gobble, gulp … munch-munch, chomp-chomp, gobble-gobble, gu—
Dr Kenma!?!?!
.........johAN
imbackwelcomehomeimbackwelcomehomeimbackwelc
Just the words “name” and “Japanese” x1000
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sorry but his waist?????? oh he's princess fr
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so extraordinaire
the tiara that i wear
doesn't sit upon my hair
it's inside of me
Princess -Tami T
@f1blrcreatorsfest week 4: lyrics
thank you @grideon for assigning this song to rbr seb in a post
and thank you @cedobols for the joy that is sanrio seb
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truer words have never been spoken
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roman roy is actually the biggest pleaser and just wanted to make logan proud and it being so hard for him to stand up to him and now this he’s in denial
in other news: him saying cunty
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eddie calling steve princess >>>>>>
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
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fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life
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VAMPWORLD FINN!! The baby they left in the tank grew up :)
Next part
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in a modern AU Link would be Zelda's only friend with a driver's license and their chat history would look like this
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ppl who are like “there’s no way sokka’s art skills would improve, he’s ontologically bad at art” ummmm. dude. you realize that this is the mary sue of hobbies, right? this guy could out-westley westley. he would develop an immunity to iocane powder in less than a week because he’s just that prodigious. he became a kyoshi warrior who could best their leader in a matter of hours, and this was the first time he had ever trained in his life with an actual teacher and opponent. he mastered the sword in one day, if we’re to take piandao’s word for it (and considering his name is literally sword, he is clearly an expert). sokka looked at the rough schematics for hot air balloons after the eminent inventor in the world had spent who knows how long not able to get his idea to actually work like “uhhh…. this may sound obvious, but have you tried a lid???” he has borderline supernatural aim with a boomerang. he was dropped into a haiku battle knowing nothing about the form, and not only beat the leader of ba sing se’s premier haiku club, but also chose, completely unnecessarily, to make each verse rhyme. if he actually sat down and practiced drawing, maybe with some instruction from a trained artist, or easier beginner’s materials than ink and a brush (you’ve all seen my art, and I still cannot paint with ink and a brush), I think sokka would easily be able to produce a work on par with (if not superior to) the mona lisa by the following morning.
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ijbol
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Somewhere in an alternate alternate universe...
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