#he is a father of 2

[bariettan]

hey mystery dungeon community

here is my dad

#this is my dad #he is a father of 2 #fuck #he is happily married to a ghost and an onion #good 4 him #mystery dungeon #pmd #pmd2 #explorers of sky #grovyle #pokemon mystery dungeon

[junkartie]

The creator of squid game spending years trying to get his point across that exploiting the poor and desperate for entertainment is bad watching netflix make a spin off of his fictional series where they in fact exploit the poor for entertainment

#me watching the single father of 2 cry because his little candy brokw and now he wont be able to feed his kids #like. idk man

[crismakesstuff]

“What if I become him and I don’t even know it?”

#invincible #invincible show #invincible spoilers #invincible season 2 #mark grayson #nolan grayson #omniman #omni man #invincible fanart #do you ever think about how mark is haunted by everything that happened in episode 8 #do you think he ever looks in the mirror and sees the features of his father on his face and shudders #do you ever think mark is up late at night burdened by the countless sins of his father #do you think that whenever he has angry outbursts and then realizes what he did and feels his father’s hand on his shoulder #applying just enough pressure to be uncomfortable #crismakesstuff

[sphor-art]

ok yall im tentatively back

#hermitcraft #zedaph #absolutely not gonna watch every pov but ima sneak in a few episodes here and there #EVERYONE KEEPS SAYING THIS IS SLUTTY I DON'T MEAN IT TO BEEEEEEEE #FATHER FORGIVE ME FOR DRAWING HIM WITH A GAY LITTLE HIP THING #😭 #EDIT 2 : HE HAS HANDCUFFS BECAUSE OF THE INVENTORY THING GUYS PLEASE #YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME im never posfing again #stage 5 acceptance

[homkamiro]

That one tf2 comic scene but it's Dadspy

#heavily inspired by the fic “father-son bonding: two decade roadtrip edition” by thetriggeredhappy #basically spy took jeremy as a child and raised him himself #he took off his mask and gloves to make scout look at the real him for the last time. to feel his hands for the last time #i was listening to mitski while drawing this. it hurted a lot #team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 spy #dadspy #spydad

[jazzkrebber]

one of the funniest things about show!wesper is that at first, Wylan is this poor, dirty kid from the barrel, but Jesper doesn't care because he loves him. then Jesper eventually finds out that his boyfriend is actually stupid rich and he accidentally found a sugar daddy

#sugar daddy wylan is one of my favorite cannon things #like he was playing for spare change and suddenly he inherits his father's fortune #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #wesper #jack wolfe #kit young #shadow and bone #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone season 2 #crooked kingdom #ruin and rising #siege and storm

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Something something, Henry giving Lark unconditional forgiveness and Lark wanting nothing but to be found at fault VS Henry placing Sparrow at fault for code purple and Sparrow hoping for forgiveness when they reunite.

#the oak family and their complicated relationship with forgiveness and fault is my Roman Empire actually #my art #Was there a part of him that hoped he could eventually be redeemed because he watched his father forgive his brother time and time again? #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads s2 #dndads season 2 #dndads quest #lark oak garcia #lark oak #sparrow oak #sparrow oak swallows garcia #sparrow oak garcia #henry oak #henry oak garcia #dndads fanart #dndads art

[calsvoid]

eddie diaz really heard the words “super adorable, i love kids” and ran to fucking jupiter with them

#911 #911 show #911 abc #911 fox #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #christopher diaz #baby trapper of all time fr #when you know a guy for .2 seconds and decide he needs to father your child(ren) NOW

[bi-buck-coded]

Im sorry but when they wrote the will scene they dug their own grave. How are any of us supposed to NOT ship them when buck is legally tied to them like that? Like someone really brought their own buddie fanfic to the writing room by accident and everyone approved it.

#like come on #what are we supposed to think?? #thats so insane for just friends? #friends for what 2 years? #no when he changed the will it was s3 #friends for like 1.5 years and he goes ya this man is my sons father if i die #THATS LOVE BABY #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 #911 abc

[brucewaynehater101]

I'm bad at math, but is Bruce theoretically 38 years old when he goes into the time stream?

Hear me out (and canon likes to fluncate their ages, so this is my best guess without trying to account for birthdays):

Bruce becomes the legal guardian of 9 year old Dick when he's 23. That's a 14 year difference.

Jason becomes Robin when Dick leaves at 18. Jason is 13. That's a five year difference.

Jason dies at 15, and Tim becomes Robin at 13. That's a two year difference.

The age difference between Tim and Bruce would thus be 21 years.

Tim becomes Red Robin to find Bruce at 17.

That means that Bruce had to be 38, right? Why was I imagining him closer to 50?

Adopting so many kids must have aged him

#tim was 2-3 when he watched the graysons fall #jason would have been 17 when he attacked to at titan tower #this would make dick 24 when his dad dies and he has to take up the batman mantle he never wanted #UtRH is more tragic if you think about how jason wasnt even an adult #i do love the parallels of 23 year old bruce being a father to 9 year old dick and 24 year old dick being a father to 10 year old damian #also it's definitely the continued exposure to crime and violence that gave bruce his stress lines and grey hair (or jason dying) #this is all theoretical anyways because DC writes its own rules for how to math ages #dc universe #dc comics #bruce wayne #tim drake #jason todd #dick grayson #the consequences of dc being vague on their ages is that means the characters speedrun all their trauma and can't breath through it #they are all so young

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 216

“So we all know that Damian is trying to sneak in a new animal, right?” 

 “I mean, yeah, he only starts sneaking around like that when he’s sneaking something he shouldn’t be, and the box was pretty obvious…” 

“Are we going to ask about it or…” 

“Nah, plausible deniability when Alfred or Bruce inevitably finds it.” 

Later, Duke will regret listening to Dick and Steph, because there is now a massive fucking dragon glowering down at all of them from the back yard with nine heads. Each of which do not seem pleased. It might be time to question what Damian might have brought home this time…

#DCxDP #DPxDC #Prompts #The Class Pulls a Tiamat #Damian found tiny Dan & Ellie who were practicing being 2-headed dragon #No one was expecting GIANT 9 HEADED HYDRA THING #Ellie & Dan are just messing around and have made a nest of this kid’s many swords to mess with him #The kid finds it adorable and they preen about it #Why yes Damian didn’t question why there was a tiny dragon all alone in GOTHAM of all places #Portal incident is the answer btw #Kwan Dash Val Tuck Paulina Star Sam Wes & Danny might’ve destroyed a GIW base or dozen on the way #Their BABIES just disappeared what were they expected to do? NOT panic?? #Damian sees the parent coming an absolute win #Father surely he can have Two/Three whole dragons #Depending on if he has Wiggles or not but we canonically don't know where Wiggles the eastern dragon even is lol

[francy-sketches]

weird little guy

#asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #valyrianscrolls #joffrey baratheon #my art #idk I just wanted 2 draw baby joffrey being weird and offputting. likely place for him to be #when you're so mad at your dad you dissect his fursona #I <3 giving asoiaf characters cute little plushies of their house sigils idc if it's anachronistic #little baby joffrey makes me sad to think about he's my eraserhead baby...I could be a good mother...I could still save him :( #ok maybe not but I could definitely be a better father than robert I'd give him litte pats on the head and say 'I'm proud of you sport' #I could not save him but I could love him </3

[linka-from-captain-planet]

the concept of Lae’zel and Wyll basically teen-parenting gith baby Xan is both the sweetest and funniest thing I can imagine

(That’s supposed to be a tiny warlock outfit Xan is wearing… Lae’zel made it so their son would have something that kinda makes him look like Wyll, since they share neither blood nor lineage)

#Lae’zel is taking the picture #aka she looked terrible in the sketch and I just gave up #bg3 #bg3 fanart #wyll x lae'zel #wyllzel #wyll ravengard #lae’zel #gith baby xan #xan ravengard!! #he has 2 daddies bc of she/her father Lae’zel

[fadeintoyou1993]

alice laughing her ass off at the thought of this man murdering a teenager and hal said you think this is funny im about to be fucking hilarious..... and was!and was...

#riverdale #hal cooper #alice cooper #genuinely giggled so much last night with the girls he said bet! #and then fstfoward to season 2 im simply pointng out your father cant do anything right not even be a serial killer..... #alice and hal were funny sorry. Sorry for enjoying a couple that hates each other and is toxic and terrible and awful to their daughter. #txt

[willowser]

noooo, because you're sitting with touya's daughter one day after school, coloring in your classroom to pass the time since he called earlier to tell you he was running a teeny bit late, and out of the blue she says,

"my dad calls you my pretty teacher."

and — you've met him a few times, enough to no longer be intimidated by the aura he wears so well, with the tattoos down his arms and up his neck, the piercings in both ears and each nostril. you learned very quickly that he's a softie, under the exterior, especially for the little girl sitting across from you.

you feel your cheeks warm, but you try not to draw attention to it. "oh, does he now?"

"yeah," she says simply, scratching at her chin before picking out another color for the box between you. "he also asked me if there was a mr. pretty teacher, but i told him i didn't think so because nobody brings you flowers ever."

and — your cheeks heat again, but now because you can't believe the little kids in your class have noticed how single you are. you're a bit stumped on what to say to that, especially when the room door swings open and touya is stepping in, a little out of breath, a red-haired boy sitting on his shoulders,

— with a very small, ribbon-tied bouquet of sunflowers in his tiny hands.

#i am now obsessed with the idea of 2-kid father touya skfhskalal #he takes the flowers from his son and is like — yeah kid wanted to bring you these or whatever idk #HE'S SO CUTE ??? BYE #and his daughter goes — dad ! he's not old enough to buy flowers don't lie ! #amfbekejakal #cw children #✿ willow writes #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya #✿ theme: dad dabi/touya

[royalarchivist]

Fit: Yeah, they're all great, you'll like them a lot, you're in good hands.

Pac: You're in good hands, Empanada. One day, if you want to switch place one day, maybe? You know? Just let me know. Remember the thing we talked about yesterday, right? Yeah. Anytime.

Fit: [Chuckles] You two made a little agreement?

Pac: Yeah! Maybe one day it's going to happen, you know? I need to search for a hat just like Empanada's.

Fit: W- wh- wait, Just like in wait a minute, wait a minute. You want to switch places with Empanada? Is that what you mean?

Pac: Yes!!! She had the best mothers of all time! Like, imagine how she's going to be treated, like, she's going to be a princess! The princess of all princess!

Fit: [Stunned silence] Y- yeah, yeah! That- that- great. Just-

Empanada:

Pac: Yeah, you know, like– Tina and Bagi, you know, they are my mothers as well.* Mis madres, mis madres, mis madres, you know, 'cus of the meme, you know Fit, you know Fit?

Fit: Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I- I– Yeah. Yeah no, I get it, I get you, I get you, I understand. I understand. ...yeah.

Pac: [Laughs] Yeah.

Empanada: Drama

Fit: We say "fofoca", Empanada, in Portuguese, yeah. Fofoca, fofoca.

#FitMC #Pactw #Empanada #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #* NOTE: BAGI AND TINA ARE NOT PAC'S MOTHERS #The ''mis madres'' thing / the ''mis padres'' thing is a meme #Do NOT get it twisted #please do not shove the women of the QSMP into motherhood roles for grown ass men #Pac is just kidding here #and he started saying that to tease chat #he says ''mis padres'' when referring to himself and Fit too to tease chat because we say that #anyways #''He just wants love'' and what if my heart SHATTERED #Pac and Mike's old backstory is that they grew up as orphans. They've never had parents #we don't know if that is canon to their current lore but it was part of their Fuga Impossivel 2 lore #So yeah. Pac and Mike have never had a father or a mother #and we know Pac does have issues about self-worth and wanting to feel loved. So it makes sense. #It's not even a ''mommy issues'' thing he just wants to know that feeling of unconditional love #November 22 2023 #FRICK. HAVE I NEVER UPLOADED THE PAC AND MIKE BACKSTORY VIDEOS? I'll do that when I'm not on vacation