#he doesnt really sleep tho

[samrut]

Cannot even fathom how many times Liet has gotten a call from Feliks in the middle of the night to bail him out of jail.

#if it is past midnight Tolys already knows who is calling #he doesnt really sleep tho #being besties with Feliks doesnt help the situation tho #hws poland #hws lithuania #hetalia headcanons #hetalia #always gets caught doing the most random off the wall shit #Feliks arrested for setting free the petting zoo ponies or pulling pranks ar ikea #such a chaotic gremlin of a man

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

thank you WH update for confirming that Wally breathes. i really thought he didnt <3

#but also fuck it for confirming that bc it sounds like hes in pain and it hurts my shriveled heart #(keep it up the pain is top tier <3 hurt him more. but also dont. but Do. i want the emotional agony attached) #but uhhhhh seriously tho i did Not expect breathing to be in his library of skills #absolutely unprompted #welcome home #'why is that' i hear one person passively wonder #well considering that he doesnt sleep. and he doesnt eat normally - one could argue that he Doesnt eat either. #and how he Knows hes a puppet. #i really thought he wouldnt feel an innate need to keep up a charade of 'breathing' like the others who are Unaware! #BUT IT TURNS OUT ITS NOT A CHARADE AHAHA #THEY KINDA NEED TO APPARENTLY! at least i can assume so #but i was Genuinely surprised to hear wally's labored breathing in his hidden record audios #i almost paused the first one i heard to go 'what??? he can breathe??' #i had convinced myself of it so Thoroughly that i need to edit some stuff in my brain #bc oh boy i had Thoughts completely centered on that #oh well! into the fire they go!! #im happy for him. puppet man gets to enjoy the annoyance that is breathing

[sannin-three]

I just know that if Dan had lived and he and Tsunade had gotten married, Jiraiya and Orochimaru would be the absolute worst third wheels. Randomly show up on date nights. Always dropping in unannounced. Every time Dan wakes up there's a 50/50 chance he'll find Orochimaru on the couch while Jiraiya raids the fridge and complains that someone already ate all the eggs!

#he doesnt really mind tho. theyre tsuna's friends and they make her happy so he takes it in stride #tsunade like “what? this is normal” #oro and jiraiya grew up without families so they would crash at each other's places a lot and frequently sleep over at Tsunade's #dantsu #tsudan #tsunade #dan kato #orochimaru #jiraiya

[lunaremy]

they both have weird sleep patterns but they're on like. opposite ends of the sleep pattern spectrum

#bomberman #super bomberman r #white bomber #blue bomber #ill say it rn blue wakes up feeling like his spine broke in 2 so many times #just because you can sleep anywhere doesnt mean you should #meanwhile white sleeps like a vampire #(he sometimes sleeps like a regular person if he's expended enough energy during waking hours tho which is interesting) #i look at them and i go “wow what is that guys problem” in like a really endearing and giggly way

[batz]

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#oaghhh diamox has me feeling really sick its the worst #i cant get outta bed i cant eat i cant do Anything ! just in pain and laying n bed #still have no idea why they have me back on these meds bc its making things So much worse :( #but unfortunately doctors even neurlogists only focus on weightloss and diamox already made me lose almost 100 pounds i feel SICK #felt healthier when i didnt lose that weight i am being 100% honest here. i hate diamox so fuckig much #frank.txt #also makes my body pain so much worse idk i just hate this brain thing #im thinking of just . stopping the meds even tho my neurologist says not to bc like even he says theyr not making a difference!!! #but he wants me on them so he can compliment my body shrinking every god damn appointment and remind me of how sick i am and feel #eugh #again . diamox doesnt impact my veins and im having an issue w veins in my neck and brain #bc of that im dealing w some pain. they fix that by putting in a stent but instead they just rlly want to like #see How Much Frankie Can Shrink #and ignore the fact that alll they can do is sleep bc theyr shrinking too much #fatphobia m #at least i gain back the weight and feel a million times better when im off tbe meds but still i hate it so bad #they even notice that i feel better after regaining the weight i lost and my optic nerves r no longer Damaged but like #idk . #its just Frustrating ! chronic illness moment

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Honestly I think my style of writing (which I'd boil down to smut that's more about overwhelming emotions and sexual desires that stem from a yandere) just doesn't gel with how I view Johan which is why I always feel so shitty and "off" when I write smut with him. I just feel like I'm jamming a very complex and multilayered peg into a Horny Obsession Hole and I wish I could give him and his potential relationship with someone Like That the depth it deserves

Anyway if you want that depth from someone who imo has a pitch-perfect interpretation of Johan and Johan/Darling, @ddarker-dreams has written the best fics I've ever seen with him

#like with johan i think sex is a factor ONLY in the specific way it allows two people to connect and become one emotionally (and literally) #i think he wouldnt feel a need to fulfill that desire to connect with and understand a Darling in a carnal/sexual way #he may develop an interest but unlike a lot of yanderes i write for sex is like. not really a factor in why or how he has such a disturbing #interest in Darling. it could grow to have that be part of it but its surprising to him and a bit of an afterthought imo #any tldr johan is 'you wake up to him holding you and even tho youre both clothed you feel too naked and vulnerable' #as opposed to 'you wake up and hes kissing and rubbing you' #the abyss doesnt need to be naked and erect for you to be terrified and consumed by it yk? #fuck im too sleep deprived and drunk to articulate properly #recs #.johan liebert #yandere johan liebert #.johan #yandere johan

[todayisafridaynight]

just watched Taboo (Gohatto) that anon here was talkin bout and i get legal rights to talk about it on this blog because takeshi kitano (hirose) plays hijikata in the movie

#snap chats #LIKE THE ENTIRE TIME I JUST KEPT THINKING 'wait he looks really familiar' #lo and behold thats so funny #anyway What Did I Think Of The Movie #it was hilarious the shinsengumi are fucking SCRAMBLING because of this pretty boy #hijikata looking at everyone like 'kondo are you in love with him ??? SOJI are YOU in love with him?? INOUE??????' #everyone but himself smh he only got eyes for one man but we been knew #okita was peak with the Top Ten Homophobia moments i cant #bro said 'oh no i hate gay people but i love a good story' #AND THE WAY HE WAS LIKE 'hijikata you're gay for kondo tho arent you like you always get pissed when people talk to him' #ENOUGH the shinsengumi is full of homosexuals #yamazaki was prob my fave bro in this movie idk why. maybe its cause i also thought he was real handsome but dont look at me #oh but the Actual movie i should talk about right #i just felt bad for kano the whole time #like people keep lusting after him and he's just like 'please leave me be' #the whole time hiji suspects him and tashiro to be lovers but like #we don't get to see kano's feelings on the matter aside from him pulling a knife on tashiro after he tries to sleep with him #it feels like kano's feelings are pushed to the side the whole time actually #the only time we actually see him earnestly say he loves someone is about yamazaki #and of course yamazaki doesnt reciprocate- whole movie tbh is just the shinsengumi trying to get kano to Not Be Gay #but like he's not even doing anything it's the men around him that keep trying to make a move on bro #tho the film DOESS say takeda courted him for a bit ?? but the deets on that are vague- tho kano at least laughs about it so #im scratching my head about the ending of the movie too- i cant decide if okita kills kano or what #hijikata cutting down the cherry blossom tree makes me believe that's what happened but idk #ALSO i dont think they want him to be Not Gay because of strict homophobia but because.well it's causing a problem #not STRICTLY cause hes gay but its cause men are killing each other over him- Allegedly it aint confirmed if kano killed yuzawa or not #but SOMEONE tried to kill yamazaki so. #it was an ight movie tho i wasnt mad bout watchin it. if you're gonna watch it warnings for SA/dubious consent and casual homophobia

[cosmiccompanion]

After seeing the pokemon sleep trailer I joked with my bf “i cant wait for professor Neroli to also get an assistant who’s a URS member” (in reference to Willow and Rhi) and then I made it not a joke (more info about him under read more)

This is Noddom, he was way more high strung and a total workaholic until traveling dimensions to visit Neroli.  His mission was to learn about how to soothe pokemon in pain and how to help them sleep better (totally not related to anything from his home no) and turns out there was a lot more too it than he expected so he’s just stuck around. 

The sleepiness has def rubbed off on him (which, good) and he’s realizing that “hm... maybe my sleep schedule wasn’t healthy.  Perhaps I need to “chill out” a bit" and he does. 

#my art #pokemon sleep #kind of? #oh wait i just made an oc for a sleep app #huh #oh well #ultra recon squad #ultra recon squad oc #also he's cis but like in an alien way if that makes sense #his body is more feminine by human standards but that doesnt really matter #if u wanna read him as trans tho heck yeah :] #also dont look too far into the outfit i gave up on it ill stylize it later if i decide to draw him more

[jaeyooniverse]

230530 Dawon Message

Let's grow old together

I love you^_^

#dawon #dwn.log #etc #was clearing out screensots and forgot i meant to share this..... #i would gladly grow old with you lee sanghyuk #i already feel some type of way thinking about how i started stanning while we were both in our #'early 20s' and now we're 27/28 like.... #looking back at old vids and like he looks the same but also so baby skgskshk 🥺 #thinking abt how he motivated me to improve in so many ways ... i'm slacking now but i promise I'll get better 😭 #anyway i did NOT mean to get in my feelings abt dawon but i mean. i cant help it. you know me #i know june just started but my mind really is already like omg dawon month coming up 🥰 #he is truly my ult..remember when i would deny he was even a bias...hilarious #okay im done rambling im sorry i just 😭😭 like him a lot 😭😭 #im gonna start writing fc letters to him again tho i really feel like he doesnt check fc as often as he used to #which is fair bc he already posts on sns & messages in fromm but stilllllll #i miss fancafe dawon #okay im done now for real #i meant to go to sleep 2 hrs ago????

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#thats me in the corner. thats me in thr spotlight. rocking from side to side and not contributing to the conversation #which is to say. i made it to thr lab get together with an old lab mate. i really truely did not think i would #i was like 20min late bc of the crying and hyperventilating over a 6min drive down the road #i sorta freaked out while driving too. and almost turned around. its just that i kno i havent been sleeping enough and got overwhelmed #but i made it there. and i dont think i looked like id been crying but i probably looked a bit blank faced and miserable #as i rocked from side to side for like 2hrs listening to ppl talk. i enjoyed it exactly as much as i expected. it was good to see the guy #again but i just dont connect in group gatherings idk. im glad its done. also fucking we were sitting there and a group comes in and whos #in that group?? someone i have avoided seeing for like a loooong time. the guy who tried to be in a relationship with me back when i 1st #started as a grad student. i say relationship. i was explaining to him why i couldnt do any sort of romantic e tanglement and he was very #firm abt not wanting a relationship. and im like bro im explaining u why no romanticly adjacent thing is gonna work. u literally asked me #to physically hold ur hand thru this. u r somehow more emotionally invested in this than me and also are telling me that u just wanna fuck #me. so like u r not slick. whatever. it was so fucking stressful at the time. which i feel bad abt bc it wasn't really his fault #i was just less self aware so i didnt kno i have bad awareness in the moment. like i dont kno a lines been crossed until a week later when #im laying on thr floor falling apart. so like i wish him the best. didnt kno he was still around. hopefully this doesnt trigger stress #dreams. all this to say i was very fucking tense. and when i got back in my car i was like shaky and panting lol #idk looking back its just such a weird situation with that dude. if i was anyone else it woudlnt have been a big deal but #my brain just doesn't process physical touch right. so now ive got these horrible touch memories that like on paper r literally nothing #but for me they were so unfathomablly awful when i 1st aquired them. i literally could not deal with any romantic stuff for like a month #bc it would like trigger me. now thst its been like 3 years its not bad tho. just like gives me thr ick but i dont get #stuck in the memories too much. its so dumb. whatever. point is im all sore now from sitting all tense haha #unrelated

[ihatebnha]

Ok so most of use think Bakugo, Izuku, etc are cute/handsome characters and it makes me think about if you were dating or their love interest but in their universe you are STILL primarily an anime fan/otaku?? Like sure Izuku is a hero otaku but those are real people and while Bakugo is trying to get your attention your fangirling over a new anime beau lol

kfasdkfhjakd this honestly has me DEAD!!! Two big, popular proheroes who are so used to getting attention from random strangers... suddenly having to deal w/ your obsession with someone who ISN'T them... and isn't even real, either.

Like... can you imagine Bakugo getting mad at all your merchandise? Dude literally stands around your portion of the office just glaring, giving the meanest stink eye EVER, to all your little figures and keychains and etc. wanting to burn them up for even existing in the same area as your anniversary photos djfkadasdf...

AND don't even get me started on when you wear clothing of your fave character, too. A shirt now and then wouldn't bother him ofc, but to see you go to bed in a sweatshirt w/ the face of someone you were just telling him you LOVED??? Man!!! Don't do him like that.

(It's so funny because he actually probably likes watching your animes with you and listening to you talk about them... but there's this weird tension whenever the convo is like:

You: Yeah, and see; this one is my favorite. Isn't he soooooo cute, I just wanna marry him" (or whatever)!!!

Bakugo: 😐

You: aw, don't worry. You can marry him too and we'll be a throuple

Bakugo: ☹️)

LMFAOOOO ANYWAY . Deku I have less sympathy for because you know damn well Deku isn't getting rid of any of his All Might merch even tho the guy is basically, practically his father now...

But it's funny because even though this means he has respect for your merch, he gets sooooo adfanjkld whenever you start talking about your anime BFs like he doesn't exist. And it's not like he doesn't wanna listen to you talk nor watch anime with you either, he just... wants to watch it and cuddle w/ you... NOT BE FORGOTTEN LMAO!!!

You try to show him your new fave character and he's like,"they're not as good as me though, right?" and even though he's kinda joking... you can smell the jealously lmfaooooo.

Which is funny because... you deal with his fucking. All Might pot holders and aprons and underpants and shower gel and the 102873284293x figures that stare at you in every room...

But he gets salty over one lil anime sidepiece. GAH!!!

#deku #bakugo #lmfaoooo deku's is making me scream lowkey #i really like the thought of them being cool with it bc its cute to think abt u telling them how much u love the character and them #but them also wanted to square up with a pixel #SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY #they'd really try it too #you get a plush or a pillow case and bakugo is whacking it around and starting a pillow fight #and even tho deku like. takes care of it and begrudgingly sleeps next to it... #he treats it like he's a dog who doesnt wanna eat something nasty #ljkahdsklfjaks #ask #anon #caitie things

[dreamsy990]

do you ever ask your teacher to explain something during study hall when hes not doing literally anything for the next 40 minutes and hes like "oh i would explain that but actually go talk to this person who hates you and get them to explain" and interrupts you when you try to explain they've been harrassing you for the past year and then tells you that you cant sit where you want to actually you HAVE TO sit next to this person who hates you so they can explain something when you know for a fact they sleep through every single class so they wouldnt help even if they did like you and so you sit there in the MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM where its impossible for you to properly function because of your crippling anxiety and paranoia when youre doing anything in full view of other people so instead you just sit there for 40 minutes on the verge of an anxiety attack and get less done than you wouldve if you hadnt asked at all???? and in the end youre still confused?????????????

yeah. love those days actually.

#vent i think #idk i dont know how to do my science homework tho #my friends all sleep through class so theyre not much help #i think my science teacher hates me actually #like when he checks homework he stops by my desk and flips through my work #and he doesnt do this for literally anyone else #and i wear headphones in class a lot because hearing things like people around me breathing and other small noises bothers me a lot #theyre not noise cancelling and im never playing any music through them #they only muffle things a bit #hes the only teacher in the whole school who gets mad at me for wearing them #hes not even a rude guy #hes actually really nice but i dont think. he likes me.

[capfalcon]

ok so this is a sentiment ive only expressed like once in my life and ive been trying to write a poem about it but i have been. coming up short so i thought id just ramble about it

i categorically do not rlly identify w gender? like when people say they have gender envy i don't rlly relate most of the time bc i dont. see gender as this thing that applies to me. i don't fit into those ideas, physically or emotionally or what have you. i call myself a man i call myself a woman i call myself a person. and i think my bisexuality influences my presentation a lot, but i also have noticed something which is like

when im attracted to/with women, i tend to lean into those characteristics. within the wlw community im very much femme presenting, even if im not rlly into "feminine" things (using like western ideas of femininity). and ive noticed as ive gotten older a very distinct difference with men.

and these past couple years what ive noticed is that im VERY uncomfortable with men viewing me as a woman, as having feminine traits, etc. and part of that is absolutely to do stereotypical patriarchal gender roles and also sexualization, but i think what I've started to realize is that i would prefer to lean into masculinity, the same way i do with ideas of femininity when im w women. i, on a somewhat regular basis, call myself a man. i don't look like what you might expect a "man" to look like, and i don't really try to. but i feel comfortable using the label regardless. and this is personal ig but ive slowly started to realize that straight men being attracted to me as a woman feels like a lie, because it is one. it would feel more real, more true, for someone to look at me and say yes, i see you, i see beyond this body you were born in and i see the boy, the man standing here. and I've never put that to words before.

#ive been #really. harsh with some guys in the past #and i think its bc it feels #it feels so removed from me #they have this idea of a woman in their head #and she doesnt exist #shes not real #im not a bisexual woman i never have been #so these guys like #theyre interested in this Feminine idea of me #theres this guy that im 90% sure wants to sleep w me and he kept calling me a girl and i didnt correct him #but it was just #it was clear that that was like a Part of the attraction which makes sense bc hes straight #but i didnt know how to be like hey! im like. im a dude. lol. also not rlly a dude. just kinda hete #but im def not a girl #like its so #i feel so distanced when guys flirt w me bc im just like #how many of you would think im disgusting if i told u what i feel like. how many of you would be upset #its. yeah it makes me feel SO removed whenever a guy shows interest and i know hes straight #bc im just like. you dont rlly tho. u just dont Know #jordan rambles

[lovphobic]

also i just wanna say sometimes it makes me want to cry over how much baxter loves me. many days i will wake up and he will be in the bedroom laying on my side of the bed. and then he will wait for me when i use the bathroom. and then he spends the whole day w me out in the living room. like. ooohkhhgghh i love you dogy..........

#he doesnt really sleep w me tho! which is strange when all of this is considered #but thats ok. hes usually there in the morning

[todayisafridaynight]

your wrist was hurting sorry man I know how drawing and presumably college work does that get well soon ❤️‍🩹

LMAO NAW ITS FINE for one thing my hurt wrist is my non-writing/drawing hand so i can still draw/write/use utensils, drawing's just a lot slower without my hotkeys so i figure this is a sign i should take a proper break and rest up. plus i hurt my wrist rollerskating so dont worry i didnt sprain anything from drawing too much

#snap chats #genuinely surprising ive not seriously hurt my left wrist from drawing #i mean- some years back my wrist did really hurt for a few days but i dont think it was as bad of a strain as this #i take real good care of my left wrist since then anyhow so im not worried about getting another drawing-induced injury #like i said last ask tho my wrist feels a lil better compared to yesterday so hopefully i can get back to it soon #got plenty of things i wanna doodle and write and while i can write with one hand... this is a nightmare LMAO #'snap i thought you were sleeping' uhhhhh Oops <3 i started playing y7 again but before i did i was watching a vid #and now im watching it agan so.. lol #so funny while i was playing tho my sis walked in and started watchin and crackin jokes #shes so funny... SO FUNNY she saw sawashiro and was like 'wow he looks like a real guy' #to which Of Course i was like 'oh yeah its cause hes modeled after a real guy :)' an she was like OOOOHHHH ok #and then she saw arakawa and was like 'see he doesnt look real' and then i had to be like 'bro hes Also based off a real guy' LMAO #yeah... super silly.... i always love playin games when shes around even if shes never SUPER invested #i appreciate that she still watches an can still be funny. goofy as hell she was like 'these cutscenes are so long-- #didnt uou play this game last summer ??? how many times have you played this' and i was just Uuuuhhh Seven :) #LMAO HER FACE but she was all 'awww :)' when i tol her i was letting the cutscenes play out so she could watch #ok im done rambling i just said typing like this is a nightmare and it is so im stopping now BYE

[wolfram-but-art]

I love your Polish Spy headcanon so much. There is next to no mutual intelligibility between Polish and Russian, so Heavy would be just as confused as everyone else, but at least it would explain why Spy takes off his shoes indoors or something. Anyway, https://youtu.be/jaMcIbIWt_4 consider this video

BAHAHA I HAVENT SEEN THE PART WHERE HE ASKS WHERE HE WAS BORN THATS SO GOOD,,,, i love that video so much <3

i thought it was funny to include Mundy asking Heavy to translate because Polish is very commonly mistaken for Russian... they're not even that similar...

and YES!!! i didn't even think about the shoes part but that's so true

also Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is Spy's real name but nobody believes him, so they just pretend/ choose to believe he has no name/ hasn't told them his real name

#unrelated to the post. but i saw this video a while back that was one of those 'how to do a ___ acccent' and it was *supposed to be* polsih #but it turned out it was straight up just a russian accent. not anywhere near close to polish. its like they havent even heard a polish #person speaking in their life #btw sorry for any typos it's like midnight rn im really tired... #anyways i love the idea of polish spy <33 #everything you said was very true #valid and based /gen #sniper somes to heavy with texts from spy a couple times. before he finally gives up because heavy doesnt understand anything eider #i like the idea of spy acting really fancy n all but in private he's just some polish guy. living in a block. making like. #kotlety schabowe with scout's mom for dinner #or łazanki #he walks around in socks and clothes that were bought in Lidl or something #spy thinks its weird people just. walk around in their house in shoes. he insists they take them off every time he sees it #i think scout would take his shoes off too. not always tho. he's used to like. american couture ig (and im gonna admit. i dont know a #single amrican irl. but ive heard they walk around their house in their shoes) so sometimes he'll take 'em off and other #times he won't #unlike the other mercs #who im gonna guess mostly don't take em off #anyways in gonan go to sleep now uuuhhhh #gn #Wolfart asks #tf2 #tf2 spy #tf2 headcanon #tf2 headcanons