#he didn’t go anywhere

[youngharleezy]

So I have this video of Jack when I saw him in Nashville. For reference, he ENCORED at this show!!!!

He said 🐦🐦 where’s your sense of humor 🐦🐦

#Jack Harlow #chtkmy tour #I miss him #he didn’t go anywhere #but I miss him

[foldingfittedsheets]

So one thing I’ve noticed is that people’s DnD characters may vary but there is usually an underlying thread that they all have in common. This thread is typically related to what that person struggles with the most.

For instance, my betrotheds DnD characters: a bitchy warlock we had to bust out of two different pacts, a sassy barbarian, a reformed drow cultist, and a sunshine fighter cleric.

All these characters were wildly different but at their very core struggle was them grappling with their self worth. My betrothed struggles with their worth a great deal and even with different facets showing their characters all have that too.

Mine all tend to contend with different themes of loneliness and acceptance. Surprise, surprise, the little autistic gremlin yearns to have been met with more love and lasting friendships.

So we’re at breakfast. I am meeting a new friend of my betrotheds for the first time. It’s been twenty minutes since I’ve met this man. I say my theory. He laughs. He starts to describe a few of his characters but specifies that he often has healing aspects. He gives a very broad overview of their character arcs.

I ponder for a moment then said, “Would you like to have my assessment?”

He laughed, “Sure!”

“We’ve just met. It’s gonna get real.”

“Bring it on.”

“I think your struggle is that you feel you must offer something of value or service to people to be worthy of their love.”

His jaw dropped. His fork froze midway to his mouth. A potato fell. He stared into space as this sank in. Quietly he said, “Oh.”

#dnd #ramblies #dungeons and dragons #ffs foibles #he kept repeating it through the rest of the hang out and I got less coherent as I tuckered out but the gist was there #he also mentioned in his dating history how he’d always felt girls he’d dated were moving too fast #and without thinking I laughed and said yeah cause you’re gay and you desperately didn’t want those relationships to go anywhere #you just wanted to be loved but not romantically #and he looked shooketh #and I apologized cause I usually try to limit my deep psychoanalysis of people to one per hangout but he wasn’t upset

[gumdefense]

We have moved past Maya and Franziska wingmanning narumitsu as a society. They would not fucking do that. We need to realise the truth which is that Larry and Gumshoe would try to wingman them and only succeed through failure

#ace attorney #narumitsu #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #maya fey #franziska von karma #dick gumshoe #larry butz #general my post tag #i do think maya would endlessly tease poor phoenix about it based on how she acted in 3-5 about iris #but she didn’t do anything to set them up she just made fun of phoenix #franziska would sooner choose death and run to another country herself than get anywhere near whatever’s going on between the two #larry however. #larry would be way too invested #once he actually realises his best friends are into each other he would never drop it #gumshoe wants to make edgeworth happy any way possible #and based on the “wright wright wright” scene #and that one moment in the anime where he cries bc the two were working together even countries apart during the train bomb case #i think he’d be very invested too #also a Larry and Gumshoe wingman duo would be absolutely disastrous. and hilarious #do you see my vision

[valyrfia]

im afraid the brocedes brainrot has taken me. childhood friends who banded together because no one else liked them who spent years growing up together and helped each other to set up their karts and went on holiday together then ended up at a team (bought for them) before getting to f1 and living their childhood dreams and becoming teammates and outright saying that nothing could get in the way of their friendship only to be proven wrong in the most slow, agonising and horrific way possible and suddenly all those childhood secrets that you share become important weapons in a war against your arch nemesis as you turn an entire team against itself and you can’t eat can’t sleep all you can think about is beating your enemy, your rival, your best friend, your closest confidante and the fallout of the civil war that raged inside your team, inside your friendship, and inside your own head is so toxic and absolute that you can barely say each other’s names years later all you can manage is thinly veiled apologies on TV or declarations of love and remorse to the entire world except the one person you hurt the most and you’re adamant that even though the world whispers in quiet remembrance at the destructive nature of this war they have no idea what really went down or how completely you destroyed each other.

oh and also throughout all this you lived in the same apartment complex and take the same elevator and you do still.

#to love is to destroy. no one can do it like them #brocedes #like look i love lestappen it is my favourite I am a girlie of lestappen through and through #but there’s a toxic addictive element to brocedes you can’t find anywhere else it’s the you’re my only true equal element #and you’re also the only person who could destroy me completely and you did just that #the fact that everyone involved (toto wolff included) had to go through copious amounts of therapy to process 2016 speaks VOLUMES #nico saying he’s still my best friend :( Lewis saying he’s a better teammate now :( #im so ill over them #also like. brocedes are the ones who should’ve made it but didn’t. lestappen are the ones who shouldn’t have made it but did #thinking thoughts about brocedes thesis and lestappen antithesis

[zeb-z]

see ok I don’t think it’s bad who stole the furniture because he didn’t go to f5 and zoom in on himself a billion times

#also a stamp of innocence from foolish is a stamp from me in bbh’s case tbfh #if it is bad I will be extremely surprised. it really does go against all his characters goals rn plus it was so sloppy #if bad had done it there wouldn’t be a damn chair anywhere on the island. he would have been thorough as all get out. his points of #‘ok I didn’t do it but if I did-‘ when he runs into a chair are so fair because yeah! this is so true!! #if he was gonna be petty and throw a shitstorm furniture stealing tantrum to go against forever or whatever he would have gone 100% all in #he would have gone so far in it would have been fucking crazy of him to find some of the furniture he’d be stealing #anyways I don’t got real money on anyone rn I’m leaning towards pac and richas tho #maybe willyrex? I doubt it though he’s going around planting mines totally different MO rn #mcyt #qsmp #bbh #z speaks

[aroaessidhe]

2024 reads / storygraph

The Sword of Kaigen

standalone fantasy set in a rural mountain village at the edge of an empire that still holds traditional values, with families of powerful water/ice magic warriors

follows a powerful young heir who begins to question his beliefs about the empire when a new boy comes to his village from the city

and his mother, a housewife who has tried to forget her youth as a warrior and vigilante in the city since she moved back home to a loveless marriage

when there’s a violent attack on their village that they’re unprepared for, everything changes, and she has to embrace her old skills to protect her family and people

#The Sword of Kaigen #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #I’ve been meaning to read this for years and I finally got around to it! a really unique fantasy novel #I had always assumed this was ur average pre-industrial high fantasy and then was immediately hit with video games/tv in the first chapter #lmao. But overall (aside from the broader worldbuilding/politics) it is closer to the average ‘historical’ fantasy narrative - #so I can see why I got that impression #Some really compelling characters and interesting narrative structure that went in some unexpected directions. #It really focuses in on one village and how devastating a single battle in a war can be to their people - and how much work the recovery is #I feel like most sff is more concerned with a single person and/or the whole war so this felt unique. did also mean that the pacing was odd #- it's a slow start; then there’s a battle that must be hundreds of pages. The last section of the book feels a little too drawn out #and brings up random hanging plot elements that don’t really go anywhere. But I think overall this works for the story. #also one thing I didn’t love - cool complex interesting female character MC sure but also there’s weird moments like: #the first scene we see her is all the housewives comparing their attractiveness; she keeps referring to herself as an old woman (when she’s #and oh so meek and useless etc. And some of this feels like it’s part of the broader portrayal of the misogynist society #but some of it felt clunky or unintentional? #And then especially the end - when she and her shitty husband finally confront each other as equals and he apologises #she basically immediately forgives him and is like oh I was equally at fault because I am a meek woman who didn’t try either #like him realising he was wrong (and her realising he had a reason for being the way he was) doesn’t negate the fact that he treated her li #she acts like it was her fault for not trying too - when we have numerous examples of him berating her if she spoke up about anything? #like im glad he’s learning. but also that doesn’t mean she needs to suddenly forgive and love him wtf #that's the only real thing that annoyed me though. #also btw that 5yo seems kinda fucked up. are you guys gonna do anything about that

[loveourfuture-c]

I have a lot of gripes with benvi’s storyline in season 4 but Ben being the ONLY person to validate Devis despair about being deferred is not one of them.

#honestly it was perfect #also him going to her IMMEDIATELY when he found out she didn’t get in anywhere #chiefs kiss #never have i ever #benvi #ben gross #devi vishwakumar #sometimes you just need someone to tell you that sucks

[crybaby-bkg]

Bakugou loves it when you wear colored lipstick. He likes when you wear makeup in general, if it means he can sit there and watch you during the whole process. But his favorite is when you put anything colorful on your lips—stick, gloss, liner. Anything that makes it an unnatural color, something that makes your pretty mouth pop and vibrant.

In those instances, he’s practically insatiable when it comes to kissing you. He’ll watch you apply some bright purple on your lips in the mirror before some big event, and immediately is ducking his head down to sneak a kiss. He doesn’t like taking pictures much, but he’s gladly taking mirror selfies with the neck of his shirt pulled down to show the possessive lipstick stains you’ve left on him. He ignores your whining and protests when he practically manhandles you to kiss off your lipstick because, goddamnit Katsuki, you ombré’d this lip and it took really long and it looks too good for him to keep kissing it off!

You thought that maybe he would hate the lipstick transfer, but if anything, he begs for it. Wants a kiss on the lips when you’re wearing red, a kiss on the neck when you’re wearing pink, a kiss on the collarbone if it’s black, and maybe even a kiss a little lower if you don’t mind messing up your makeup.

He’s polite enough to wait until you’re about to wash it all off to ask if you could reapply the color on your lips. You didn’t understand why at first, not until he’s kissing at you feverishly and pulling away scraps of clothing until you’re both laying there naked, him covered in colored lipstick stains and you in love bruises.

And does he have the most orgasmic nut of his life when you pull back to kiss at his leaking tip and he catches sight of your stained gloss around his base and on his pubes? Definitely. And does he ask you to do it again the next time you put on makeup? Definitely, again.

#this is an apology for the last thing I wrote LOL #I cant hurt you guys anymore sorry #but I was thinking about this the other day when I did my makeup #I don’t wear lipstick and colored gloss as much as I used to bc of the pandemic #and like always wearing masks n stuff #but I wasn’t going anywhere so I was like #fuck it let’s have a BRIGHT and dark lip for once #and immediately I was like #okay he would break his neck to kiss it off bc he’s an ass like that #omg and also the image of him only having a few pics on his social #media #wtf I didn’t mean to press enter on those last tags ajdhdjdj #ANYWAY #him posting that pic of your kisses on his neck and using that as his pfp for so long #UGHHHHG his pr team would be so mad bc it’s SO unprofessional but he needs mfs to know he is TAKEN and in LUV #YOU HEAR ME?! #okay bye lmfao #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bakugou treats! 🍬

[totaleclipse573]

Hmmmmm………..Sonic OC’s but SATBK/Medieval au………thinking a little……..

#doleon is either an exiled king #a thief #OR he was seemingly executed by his own people but found himself in another kingdom deciding he would become a thief with a new identity #something like that idk if that even makes sense 😭 #terios as a knight seems too simple…. #maybe he was in association with doleon at the time of his ruling #being his son and all #maybe he also had to run #doleon still wasn’t good to him but that didn’t make him any less afraid upon hearing his father was “executed” #maybe he just kinda lingers in the woods now #a creature of mythology #GASP MAYBE HIS DOOM FORM IS SOME KIND OF CURSE?? AND THATS WHY HES THOUGHT TO BE THIS MONSTROUS BEING?? #Or not??? Just kind of talking here #none of this connects YET #sonic au?? #sonic oc #terios the darkhog #doleon doom #other OC’s might be interesting to add if I go anywhere with this rambling…..

[sazeracx]

Missing Him 😔

#pathologic #pathologic 2 #daniil dankovsky #мор утопия #даниил данковский #pathologic cosplay #he didn’t go anywhere i just haven’t cosplayed him in a minute #i posted this to twitter the other day and minutes later bachelor route news dropped and THAT is manifestation

[dutybcrne]

More Kae thoughts on him being a parent—deffo would have his hand forced to actually tell sb about his Khaenri’ahn heritage and especially the ties his family has to the Abyss Order, bc the last thing he needs is for the Order to interfere with his life/get ahold of his kid for one reason or another. Preferably the revelation would be for a partner bc they’re easier to trust, but if he’s single at the time, then Noelle or Lisa would be most in the know alongside Adelinde.

#hc; kaeya #//Adelinde is separated bc unlike the others; she already Knows everything save the Abyss connection #//In my mind; Kae would have told her some time after Luc left; out of guilt #//And partially bc he thought she would reject him like Luc did and force him out #//Broke him immensely when she didn’t cast him away; in fact held him so tight and expressed sorrow he felt he needed to hide it #//Even with that he Is still scared of what she’d react abt the Abyss order #//Khaenri’ah is one thing; the very monsters actually causing harm to the people/their nation is a whole Orher thing #//But yeah; if it means the safety of his kid; he’ll tell the most trusted he can #//Not Luc for VERY obvious reasons; and not Jean bc she has too much in her plate as is #//Plus he’s p sure she’d tell Diluc; and then he’s screwed either way #//Also fears how Rosie would react; so she’s not a good option either. and like HELL is he trusting Venti anywhere NEAR his kid #//Doesnt know if Venti would do anything or not; no matter how much he himself actually likes the funky lil dude #//Kae damn well knows he’d tear Teyvat and Celestia asunder for his kid; for their safety or in retaliation for any harm unto them #//Betteer take preventative measures to ensure he does Not in fact go fucken Ape Shitt in worst case scenario #//Assuming Traveler isn’t his partner; they’d be perfect to help protect his kid…save the fact they’ve got Other places to be

[cloudshapedpatch]

never in my life has a man ever begged me not to leave. until today

#unsure what to make of this #i told him i didn’t see us going anywhere #and he said but i do. let me fix it. i’m sorry. #HELLO??? #so we’re going out again 🤞 #cori rambles #lovely mumblings

[villainanders]

Debating whether the shadowzel enemies to lovers I manifested in my head should end with them ending things when laezel goes to do her extradimensional space rebellion or if shart should go with her. If shadowheart stays behind then I can have her and astarion as the only members of the og group who stay in baldurs gate and that opens of a wealth of shenanigans for them to get into. If she goes with them then every member of Astarion’s first real friend group in his undead life has fucked off to another plan of existence (or worse, waterdeep) right after a major upset in his life. So I would have to assume Iona invites him to come to waterdeep with her and Gale which is also extremely funny

#Gale showing up back home like hi mom hi Tara this is my mindflayer fiancé and our vampire spawn friend #we’re not even actually that close to him but he didn’t have anywhere else to go. you know how it is #bg3 spoilers #chloe vs those gates

[calico-kiwi]

every joel smallishbeans video i become more obsessed with joel smallishbeans

#kiwi shares their thoughts #quickly became my (if i’m being completely honest with myself) favorite hermitcraft pov out of the ones i watch #i’m super glad that this season i decided to try watching multiple povs bc i’m having a grand old time #when i first got into hermitcraft it was like #a side effect of being sucked into the life series #and of course my intro to the life series was a bunch of people i followed being obsessed with grian and scar bc desertduo #so i started watching grian #and so i just watched hermitcraft from his pov #and by that point i think season nine had just started or somethinf #like it was pretty early into the season #but yeah there was just so much previous content #that i only watched grian’s pov bc i wanted to sorta catch up w the new season and watch it as it released #so i just didn’t branch out #but now in season 10 #after being acquainted w so many of the hermit members and adjacent ccs that are their friends #i really wanted to try watching other povs #i still have no idea most the time what’s happening anywhere on the map beyond magic mountain and probably the shopping district #because i currently only watch gem grian scar mumbo and joel #which is all of magic mountain minus skizz and impulse #but yeah i’m having fun next season i’m gonna slowly start collecting more povs #probably etho (i see a lot of etho just thru the povs i watch already so might as well just watch his pov) #bdubs (he’s such a silly little guy + he’s usually online at a different time than who i’m already watching) #(so it’ll help expand what other hermits i see in episodes (+ his builds)) #maybe iskall (also see a lot of him) #and probably pearl as well and maybe cleo #anyways yeah #i also wanna try starting to go back to watching twitch a lot #i used to watch so much twitch guys #i barely watch livestreams now bc of the fact dropout has completely stolen my brain’s focus #but i wanna pop into more hermit livestreams

[megas-x-l-r]

Thinking about Goldlewis:)

#I MISS HIM <- He literally didn’t go anywhere I just haven’t thought about him for a long while #<3.Goldlewis Dickinson

[curiosity-killed]

Currently Mu Qing/Xie Lian exes who were never actually together is just rattling around in my brain like a jumping bean

#I just think it would be Neat and Interesting #if Something (whether that’s a kiss or sex) happened during the war when it was already going badly #and it was sort of a momentary release that never led anywhere #and both thought the other either #didn’t give a shit about or used as some sort of power trip (…u know who’s thinking what) #and then everything else happened #and then some part of mu qing is still waiting for Xie Lian yo somehow use it against him #while Xie Lian Is like idk I’m happy with my murder cat husband #but like #doesn’t Not have Thoughts™️ about mu qing #so much as just shunts them away in The Box We Don’t Open #(he has many of these) #anyway I think it would be fun #personal