hello fellow hannahxxrose lovers, did you know she’s the sweetest person in the world like ever? if you’re a newer follower you might not know, but i got to meet her and tell her how much she means to me and the generation of girls getting to watch her and look up to her as they grow up and she was genuinely touched. and i was one of the last people in line so she was willing to facetime my sister with me as a late birthday present because my sister loves her and she wasn’t able to go to twitchcon with me. not only was she happy to do it (her and tapl) but she recognized my sister’s twitch name and held like a decent conversation and it absolutely made my sister’s year.
all this to say that everyone talking shit, everyone being misogynistic toward her will die by my fucking sword. she is an angel
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Dream SMP Recap (January 18/2021) - The Elytra Explosion
Hannah celebrates her one-year anniversary on the Dream SMP! After Boomer, Sam and Foolish join her, they have the idea to blow up her house. Unfortunately, Hannah gets caught in the blast as well, losing her elytra.
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- It’s Hannah’s one-year anniversary on the SMP! She goes over to Niki’s city and reads Niki’s Christmas present book for her
- Boomer logs on. Hannah meets up with him and shows him to Niki’s city so that Boomer can get his gift too
- Quackity joins VC pretending to be Foolish and wishes Hannah a happy first birthday before abruptly leaving
- Hannah and Boomer go to Foolish’s summer home to see the DreamXD statue, complete with its red mustache. They take some of Foolish’s amethyst and Sam logs on while Boomer builds a food shack
- Foolish logs on and meets them there. Hannah remembers how on her first day, Foolish helped her build her house. It was originally meant to be temporary – what if they blew up her house to build a new one?
- Foolish, Boomer and Sam start smacking each other around and Foolish dies, exploding into green particles with his new immortality. They’re all shocked
Hannah: “So why do you have immortality?”
Foolish: “Um...I dunno, I sucked up to God.”
Hannah: “I thought that was gonna go a different direction.”
- Sam, hearing that this is how Foolish achieved immortality, wants to suck up God as well, but Foolish tells him it was a one-time thing
- The group heads over to Hannah’s house. Sam immediately starts placing down TNT but Hannah’s things are all still in there. She rushes inside, finding Shoe and Wash Your Rice there. Sam decides that they can die. Hannah hurries to save everything else
- While Hannah is still in her house, Boomer ignites the TNT. It all goes down, and Hannah dies in the explosion, losing all of her things. She respawns and realizes she lost the Elytra in the blast
- Sam gives her a shovel. She has nothing. Sam offers to show her his mega terraformed island where she can build a new place to stay
- Hannah announces that they are doing lore now, and she is actually going to kill Boomer as revenge for that. Foolish suggests that he could put in a good word for DreamXD
- They make it to the giant island and Sam shows them around. He’s offended when Hannah says she didn’t know he was a builder builder
Sam: “No it’s fine, I forgive you ‘cause I’m the good guy on the server, if you didn’t know, I’m the good guy.”
Foolish: “Are you?”
Sam: (muttering) “Better shut your mouth.”
Sam: “Yeah, I’m the good guy! I only killed one person in cold blood, so that’s pretty good I think.”
Foolish: “Yeah, yeah yeah! He definitely had it coming.”
Sam: “No, he had it coming. Yeah, he had it coming.”
- Sam tells her to get rich again, gather resources. Hannah still has some diamond blocks and gold in her Ender Chest. Tina logs on. Foolish offers Hannah a Riptide trident in exchange for all her gold blocks, but Hannah might still have a trident
- Hannah tells Foolish to talk to DreamXD for her, plus an axe, in exchange for the gold. Foolish agrees to the trade
- Bad joins the call and they fill him in on what happened. They all get the idea to go to Boomer’s swamp and blow up his house in retaliation
- Hannah, Sam, Foolish, Bad and Tina make it to the swamp. Technoblade logs on. Hannah asks if he would like to blow up things with them
Technoblade: ive never hated or blown up anything in my life
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Bad: techno boomer is trying to form a government in this swamp
Bad: we need help
- They go around Boomer’s house and start placing TNT. They kill all of Boomer’s animals. Hannah asks Techno if he wants to blow up things again
Technoblade: Read at 5:24pm
- Bad, Foolish and Sam get into an argument about the economy. Techno logs off. Tina is not a war criminal, just a journalist documenting the crimes
- They set off the explosion, leaving Boomer’s house nothing but a large crater
- Afterwards, they hang out at Boomer’s area for a while. They do a manhunt and explain what himbos are to BadBoyHalo
- They return to Hannah’s house before they have to go find Tina on a rescue mission. Antfrost logs on
- Hannah sets off fireworks back home while Tina does the cinematography
- The group then goes to Las Nevadas’ Among Us bunker. Karl later joins the call as well
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